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Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
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Hammer! In my office right now!
Right this minute, Hammer!
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Hammer, I got a problem.
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Do you know the reporter Phil Gumm
from Action News?
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I don't watch the news, I make it.
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He wants to ride along with one of us
for one day.
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- So what's the problem?
- He chose you!
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- Why me?
- Because, on paper,
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you have a perfect arrest record.
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You have put over a thousand men
behind bars.
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God knows if any of them
are guilty of anything!
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- They looked guilty to me.
- You don't understand my dilemma.
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I've been fighting with City Hall
for over two months.
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They're talking about making cutbacks.
The Mayor's threatening this department.
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Do you understand what I am saying?
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- You want me to kill the Mayor.
- No!
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I'm saying this report
could either help us or hurt us.
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It could be good PR or bad PR.
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I'm ordering you to act responsibly.
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Don't worry,
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me and my one-man band will give him
some wholesome family entertainment!
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Put that gun away.
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Now, get the hell outta here!
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Over here
is where we do our fingerprinting.
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That man over there is a fiendish killer.
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Tied his dates to a Magic Fingers bed.
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- 12 women massaged to death.
- How awfuI.
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Made the Ten Most Wanted list.
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Also made
Cosmo's Bachelor of the Month.
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Hi. You must be that Mr Gumm
I've heard so much about.
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Hammer... this is the reporter.
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Oh. Hi. I'm Inspector Hammer.
How's that story going so far?
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All I've seen is a bunch of policemen
hanging around and not doing much.
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Just wait till you see me in action, paI.
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Doreau, can I see you for a second, please?
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I want you to do something for me today.
It's very important.
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- Sir, I can handle anything.
- Keep Hammer under controI.
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I'll settle for no gunplay.
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Just try for no gunplay on camera, all right?
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If you make a good showing today,
I can tell City Hall to go stuff it.
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Admit it, punk,
you were trying to steaI a car.
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But that cop said he had no handcuffs
so he ties me to his fender like a deer.
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Then he called me names. He called me
Bambi. Hey, there he is! That's him!
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- Who's that?
- My favourite hood ornament.
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- I didn't have handcuffs...
- Could we drive?
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We have business to take care of.
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I realise you're driving,
but could you look to the camera?
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I wanna catch your good side, OK?
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Mr Gumm, today you're gonna find out
what it's like to be a reaI cop.
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It's not like the guys on TV -
JT Hooker shooting moon men.
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Ahh! Hammer!
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Being a cop is stench, it's bodies...
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.. it's floating corpses.
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Ever see a body that's been Iying
in an alley for two weeks?
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- No.
- Well, we'll do it after lunch.
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- What was that?
- A plate. It came from over there.
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We'll put a stop to this right now,
whatever it is.
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Aghhh! I can't stand the smell
of lacquer on your breath!
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That's liquor, you hag!
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- All right, freeze! Police!
- Phil Gumm, Action News.
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- Thank God you're here!
- All right, drop it, fella.
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Nice and easy.
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Hey, what's with the cameras?
We're not fighting here.
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Where did the broken plates come from?
A Greek wedding?
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Listen, people,
I'm running out of patience reaI fast.
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I wanna hear how this whole thing got
started and I wanna hear it right now!
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I can't say on TV.
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Can't you just give me a hint?
Oh, come on, just a...
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Whisper it in my ear.
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- Oh, you're a lousy lover.
- Why...!
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Listen, paI,
why don't you try eating oysters, huh?
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- Hammer, please!
- It's a good suggestion!
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Let me handle this.
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It's not gonna work.
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- Sir, you look like a sensitive man...
- Oh, him? Get serious!
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Will you stop? Please!
Every couple has their ups and downs.
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- How long have you been married?
- A week.
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OK. Well, promise me you'll go
and have some counselling on this, OK?
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Yeah, yeah, sure, baby, I promise.
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He's Iying! You're not gonna
leave me here with him? Please!
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Listen, ma'am, just between you and me,
I'm not a big fan of counselling, OK?
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So, if he gives you any more trouble... use
this.
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Let's go. You be good. We're outta here.
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- Come on!
- OK, take it easy, take it easy!
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Gimme the money in the safe! Hurry up!
I'll blow your head off!
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Take it easy!
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Here you go. You filth! That's for charity!
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- Shut up and give me the money!
- Here!
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- Anything else?
- Yeah, gimme two lottery tickets.
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Here you go. Here.
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First you play Dr Ruth, then you take
a coffee-and-doughnut break.
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All you've done is confirm the stereotype
of the police. I am not impressed.
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OK, I would like to address
that particular stereotype if I may.
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Fine.
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Your stereotypicaI doughnut is nothing
but dough and sugar fried in fat, right?
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That fat gums up your arteries and goes
to your brain and you turn liberaI.
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Then Barry Manilow is on the turntable
and you're voting for gun controI!
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See what I'm saying? See the connection?
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- Yes, yes.
- That's why I eat granola.
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- I'd like a cup of coffee, please?
- What?
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Oh, yeah... sure.
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- Get that camera off me!
- What's the matter?
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I'm camera-shy. I was a child actor.
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- Hey!
- What?
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Better close that safe. Some braindead
rodent's gonna rob you.
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- Here. Goodbye.
- I gotta pay you, don't I?
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On the house. Just get outta here.
I gotta close up shop.
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- Wait, this place is open 24 hours...
- Where am I?
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Take this, Doreau.
Know what I'll do to you?
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Stick your head in that microwave
and set it on "sandwich"!
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- You can't do that!
- No setting for sandwich?
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- This is appalling!
- That's right.
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The only reason I steaI
is cos I ain't got enough to eat.
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Oh, are you hungry? That's it?
Cover him, Doreau.
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- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna give him a little bit of lunch.
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That's expired two weeks ago.
He can't eat that.
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Ohh, six weeks old. That's much better.
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This is... Ooh, expired 1968.
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'67, '66. Look at this. Good, good, good.
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- Eat.
- You can't make him eat that.
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Well, he's nothing but scum and bones. Eat!
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1959. Very good year for horseradish.
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Oh, he should've saved room for dessert!
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So our police can't solve a crime unless
they've the dumb luck to stumble on it.
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Well, that's not true, Mr Gumm.
Part of our job is to prevent crime.
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- Statistics show a 45%...
- You don't have to feed him that bunk.
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We found that crime because
there's crime everywhere in this jungle.
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A crime happens every 12 seconds...
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- Sledge, your car!
- Right on time!
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Come back here, you tapeworm!
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Get in! Sorry, police business.
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Go, go, go!
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- I'm not sure this is a good idea.
- Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
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- Come on, come on!
- Hammer!
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Come on, come on, after him!
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I don't have insurance till next week.
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- Always remember to turn into the skid.
- Just don't ask me to paralleI park.
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Hammer, be carefuI!
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The brakes, hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!
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Everybody, jump!
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- You OK?
- Yeah, fine.
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So does this mean I won't get my licence?
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Hammer, where's Gumm?
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- Think he's dead?
- You'd better hope so.
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Doreau, I told you how important this was.
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You let me down.
You let this precinct down.
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I just wanna say, in Hammer's defence...
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- Shut up, Doreau.
- Captain, let me just say that I am sorry.
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The next time you send a reporter
out with me, I'll do a better job.
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- Next time, next time?
- Well, if there is a next time.
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Think I'll let you drive off a cliff
with Dan Rather?
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No, no! I never repeat myself!
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Doreau, would you excuse us
for a moment, please?
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Certainly.
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Close the door. Thank you.
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How can you joke
after what you did to that poor man?
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Poor? He makes 20 times what I do.
Besides, he wanted to ride with me.
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You almost killed him!
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Ah, well, the key word here,
of course, is "almost".
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He's fine. I heard him screaming
my name in the ambulance.
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- I cannot believe what happened to him!
- Hey, it was tough on all of us.
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The paint job on my car got scratched
pretty bad. You don't see me crying.
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Hammer, I called him to apologise.
He would not answer the phone.
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Well... he had, you know,
two... broken arms
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and they're bad,
I mean, they are busted in half!
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They got 'em back.
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When this gets over the air,
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men are going to lose their jobs, Hammer!
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Let's just... Really, now, take it easy.
I'm sorry. I've been softening him up.
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I sent him candy and I sent him flowers
and now there's...
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Let me show you, I have to show you.
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Singing telegram. See if you like this.
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Ahhh! Just a note
from your paI Sle-e-e-e-e-edge
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Sorry you fell off the le-e-e-edge
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Thank you very much.
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Well, I don't know.
That was sorta cute, right?
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Little rhyme with the sledge-ledge
and the "aa" rhyming scheme.
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Hammer... is it your goaI
to make my life a living hell?
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I don't really have any goals, Captain.
I just try to take things day by day.
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'Beep!'
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The bird is speeding.
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You know, just once I'd like to see
the coyote eat that feathered freak!
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- Ah, well.
- Well, Hammer, it's time for the report.
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- That's right. Turn on the news, please.
- Certainly.
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'Coming up - downtown rocked
by another Extortionist bombing.
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- 'Now, time for Gumm On The Street. '
- Don't worry, it's not gonna be that bad.
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'As you know,
our police are facing massive lay-offs
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'so I took the opportunity
to objectively observe them in action.
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- 'I was quite surprised at what I saw. '
- So far. so good.
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'Our cops are nothing but a bunch
of pistoI-packing, trigger-happy brutes. '
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- Sorry he was so hard on you.
- 'We don't have police.
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'We have frontier gunslingers.
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'You feeI they'd like to get up on a roof,
start shooting,
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'and hope that they hit a criminaI!'
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Who needs to go on a roof, huh?
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'How dangerous are our police?
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'Let's say, I spent one day with them
and came away with two broken arms
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'and I consider myself very lucky. '
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- I don't wanna hear what Trunk will say.
- I'll bet he didn't even see it.
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'That concludes our speciaI report.
And now back to Miami Vice. '
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Hey, nice work, buddy! You did it this time.
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Don't give me a swelled head, huh?
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- Cleaning out your locker?
- I got laid off this morning.
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- I'm sorry. Anything I can do?
- No, you've done enough already.
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- Hammer.
- I'd like to register a formaI complaint.
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- Somebody wrote "fink" on my locker.
- Yes, Hammer, that was me.
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- What's going on?
- Ever since your brilliant performance,
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City Hall has been up in arms.
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The Mayor has ordered me to lay off
half my men.
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The only consolation I can think of
is that I am rid of you.
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- I'm suspended again, right? Pity.
- No, you don't understand.
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You are fired, sacked,
dumped, banished, terminated!
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You're outta here, you're history! That's a
wrap!
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What are you getting at?
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Hammer, you are no longer a cop.
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Sorry, Hammer.
They laid off a lot of good men.
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They ought to be adding cops,
not getting rid of 'em.
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Guess everybody thinks I let 'em down, huh?
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- I'm gonna go.
- Thought about a new job?
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No, I was born to do this!
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When I was a kid,
I took a vocationaI aptitude test.
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They said I was best suited to be a cop!
A cop!
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A cop or a game show host.
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Listen, there's a lot of things you can do.
225
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I mean, I'm sure you can find something
that's worthy of your unique capabilities.
226
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,541
All right, you people, move along.
227
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The rest of you people, stay there.
228
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,061
All right, kids, come on along.
229
00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:25,498
Gee, mister, can I see your gun?
230
00:17:27,105 --> 00:17:31,098
Son, this thing is not a toy.
You remember that, all right?
231
00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:35,938
Go ahead.
232
00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:37,902
This city is going wild.
233
00:17:37,985 --> 00:17:42,137
I got snipers and no SWAT team,
bombs and no explosives experts
234
00:17:42,225 --> 00:17:46,184
and, on top of that, there's
an outbreak of crossing guard brutality.
235
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:49,940
Sir, if things are so bad,
perhaps you should consider Hammer.
236
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:55,577
Hammer? Hammer? He single-handedly
caused this entire mess.
237
00:17:55,665 --> 00:17:59,817
Do you really think you should let
one bad day ruin a man's career?
238
00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:03,181
One bad... One? One bad day?
239
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:07,622
Are we talking about Sledge "I didn't know
the thing was loaded" Hammer?
240
00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:13,257
Yes? Oh, that's all I need.
241
00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:16,303
All right, I'll get on it. Thank you. Goodbye.
242
00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:19,297
There's been a bomb planted
in the business district.
243
00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:23,742
There are over a thousand people down
there. Report to the scene immediately.
244
00:18:23,825 --> 00:18:26,055
Alone? What do you expect me to do?
245
00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,815
Look good.
246
00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:35,184
Attention, I want the attention...
247
00:18:35,265 --> 00:18:37,859
All right, sorry, kid, you're clean. Go ahead.
248
00:18:37,945 --> 00:18:40,903
'.. update on
the business district bomb scare.
249
00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:45,934
'The Extortionist time bomb could go off
any second. Police have evacuated... '
250
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:50,541
Sorry, kid, I need this.
OfficiaI schooI crossing guard business.
251
00:18:57,585 --> 00:19:02,340
No one has found the bomb and soon
a neighbourhood will be laid to waste
252
00:19:02,425 --> 00:19:06,100
and no one has the courage
to do anything about it, especially...
253
00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:07,937
Look out!
254
00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:13,098
Quit Iying down on the job, Gumm.
Keep your dignity.
255
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:16,143
- My cast!
- I'll have to sign that later.
256
00:19:16,225 --> 00:19:20,616
- I got a bomb to take care of.
- Hammer, what are you doing here?
257
00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:24,664
I won't let some mutant blow up
half this city, especially the half I live in.
258
00:19:24,745 --> 00:19:29,102
- The bombers are leftist militants.
- I hate those guys.
259
00:19:29,185 --> 00:19:32,939
They asked for a million dollars,
a plane, and an end to Star Wars.
260
00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:37,780
- Yeah, well, three movies were enough.
- They tied sticks of dynamite to a clock.
261
00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:42,461
Dynamite tied to a clock.
Oh, finding that will be child's play.
262
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,583
Turn that off! I don't wanna
make a hero outta that bozo!
263
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,816
More than you're doing, Gumm.
Gimme that.
264
00:20:02,905 --> 00:20:04,861
We'll let the public decide.
265
00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:14,820
Doreau, get out, get out!
Only a fooI would come in here!
266
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:20,977
- What's this?
- These are the clocks I checked.
267
00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:23,499
- I got all these to go yet.
- You'll never make it.
268
00:20:23,585 --> 00:20:26,543
The bomb's gonna go off
in a couple of seconds.
269
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:31,016
I got an idea. Stand back.
270
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:58,221
Bingo!
271
00:21:18,185 --> 00:21:21,541
- You know how to disarm a bomb?
- I don't.
272
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:26,653
I have this. Bomb Disarming, my Book
Of The Month Club selection this month.
273
00:21:28,465 --> 00:21:30,820
Go, Hammer, go!
274
00:21:30,905 --> 00:21:35,376
Go, Hammer, go!
Go, Hammer, go! Go, Hammer, go!
275
00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:37,979
Go, bomb, go! Go, bomb, go!
276
00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:42,217
- Go, Hammer, go!
- Go, Hammer, go. Go, Hammer, go.
277
00:21:42,305 --> 00:21:47,220
All right, here we go. "If remaining wires
are orange and brown... "
278
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:51,423
Orange and brown. Check.
".. see next volume in the series. " TypicaI!
279
00:21:51,505 --> 00:21:53,461
- What are we gonna do?
- Don't panic.
280
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:58,983
I've been in pressure packed situations
before and there's only one thing to do.
281
00:21:59,065 --> 00:22:01,101
Eenie, meenie, minie, mo.
282
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:09,457
Whoa!
283
00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:14,658
What...? Time to get up!
284
00:22:26,865 --> 00:22:29,425
Enough adulation.
285
00:22:31,905 --> 00:22:34,863
Well, I guess even a cretin
can look good on TV.
286
00:22:34,945 --> 00:22:36,697
Don't flatter yourself.
287
00:22:36,785 --> 00:22:41,700
Take a second look at this city's cops
that took a bum rap on account of me.
288
00:22:41,785 --> 00:22:46,222
By the way, I got something for you.
Officer, would you hold this, please?
289
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,695
Let's go, Doreau.
290
00:23:07,025 --> 00:23:08,981
Hammer, because of your effort,
291
00:23:09,065 --> 00:23:12,455
the Mayor has allowed me
to rehire my entire force.
292
00:23:12,545 --> 00:23:18,654
And it has also been approved that
we all receive a 20% increase in benefits.
293
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:23,624
Never thought I'd see the day
when I'd say this, but, Hammer,
294
00:23:23,705 --> 00:23:25,855
I'm proud to have you on the force.
295
00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:31,383
If there's anything I can do to show
my appreciation, just let me know.
296
00:23:31,465 --> 00:23:33,217
Thank you and get out.
297
00:23:33,825 --> 00:23:35,781
Well, actually, there is one thing.
298
00:23:35,865 --> 00:23:37,059
No!
299
00:23:37,145 --> 00:23:39,898
Well, you said anything.
No, you said it. If you don't...
300
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:43,022
All right, all right, all right. What is it?
301
00:23:43,105 --> 00:23:47,337
It's something I've wanted to do
for a long time, but it takes two people.
302
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:50,144
This does not involve a gun, does it?
303
00:23:50,825 --> 00:23:54,261
No, no! Come on, no, of course not.
304
00:24:00,185 --> 00:24:01,857
- No. No.
- Try it.
305
00:24:01,945 --> 00:24:04,095
No! No.
306
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:12,702
Hammer...
307
00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:15,256
Hammer!
308
00:24:15,306 --> 00:24:19,856
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