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Man: For thousands of years
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guys like us have gotten
the shit kicked out of us.
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But now, for the first time,
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we are living in an era where we can be
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the vikings of our day.
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Are you going to help me
with this or not?
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You turned down $10 million
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to be able to develop something
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you can't even describe
to another human being.
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I say this only to motivate you.
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Oh man, look at this place.
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Save your childishness.
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There's 40 billion of net worth
walking around this party.
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Cut.
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☯Synced & Corrected by Seppuku17☯
❃www.addic7ed.com❃
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I was interested in doing
a show about Silicon Valley
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because I lived there and
worked there as an engineer.
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The world's very interesting to me.
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I just knew a lot of these types.
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They always travel in groups of five,
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these programmers.
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There's always a tall, skinny white guy.
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Short, skinny Asian guy.
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Fat guy with a ponytail.
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Some guy with crazy facial hair.
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And then an East Indian guy.
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It's like they trade guys until
they all have the right group.
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You clearly have a great
understanding of humanity.
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Judge: Same kind of personalities now.
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I think there's more money,
which makes it more interesting.
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We start out in the
series as Richard & Co.,
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or just co-nerds trying
to figure it all out.
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There's money flying
all over Silicon Valley,
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but none of it ever seems to hit us.
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Richard is a humble employee at
Hooli and he doesn't like it.
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He wants more.
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Richard has been developing a music app,
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but buried in the heart of that music app
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is this kind of kernel of genius.
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Do you even realize the impact that a
compression this good could have on the world?
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This is game changing.
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I'm prepared to give you $200,000.
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Six hundred thousand for...
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- ten percent of your company.
- Ten million!
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I will take a small piece but
the company will belong to you,
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not Gavin Belson.
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- Um, you know...
- Pull your head out of your ass, Richard.
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Richard is lured by the notion of being
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in complete control of his own destiny
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and ends up going with the
rock and roll Peter Gregory.
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My first official purchase
as CEO of Pied Piper.
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That's not really our logo, is it?
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It looks like a guy sucking a dick
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and he's got another dick
tucked behind his ear for later.
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It's like a snack dick.
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The show is basically a how-to in starting
your own business and doing it the wrong way.
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Doing it the wrong way.
We're terrible at it.
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Erlich is a guy who he
had this company Aviato.
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Sold Aviato for a few million
and was able to buy this house.
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And now I've become kind of the smallest,
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most pathetic version
of a venture capitalist.
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He owns and administers the house
that these guys all live in.
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The Hacker Hostel.
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Miller: I let people stay
at the house for free,
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and then I own 10% of the company.
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Gavin Belson likes Pied Piper.
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I own 10% of Pied Piper.
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You said it was a shitty idea.
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It was a shitty idea.
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I'm not sure what it is now.
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He's a talker and he's charming,
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so he can smoothly talk his way into
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pretty much any situation,
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including on-stage during
a Flo Rida concert.
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Look at Erlich.
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See, that's what I wish I had.
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It's like I don't have any, um...
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Game.
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Game. Yes! That's it.
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Gilfoyle, in a way, is kind of a
quintessential programmer type.
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He's a satanist.
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Which is basically just he
likes to party and have fun.
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Sin is a thing of beauty.
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What's with the cross?
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It's an upside down cross.
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Not from here it isn't.
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We have a rivalry, so we're arguing
about who the better programmer is.
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I just want to say that I feel I
should get more equity than Dinesh.
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Whatever equity I get,
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it should reflect that I
contribute more than Gilfoyle.
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Big Head is Richard's best friend.
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Man: He's sort of a happy go
lucky kind of hapless person
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who freely admits that he's not
as good at coding as Richard.
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What if Big Head is sort of like, uh,
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a floating utility player?
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Kind of like a Jack of all trades.
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But by his own admission
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he's really more like
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a master of none.
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That's true. That is true.
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When Richard is sort of taking
ownership of this company,
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he needs to let Big Head know that Big
Head is really non-essential personnel.
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So this is goodbye then.
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It's one of the first kind of difficult
choices that Richard has to make
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as the CEO of this new company.
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Gavin Belson just offered me
a job for 600 grand a year.
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What?
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Yeah, for revenge.
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So you're like, the VP of spite?
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I play Gavin Belson who is
the CEO and founder of Hooli.
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He wants to buy and
crush Richard Hendricks.
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I hate Richard Hendricks,
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that little Pied Piper prick.
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Is that wrong?
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Gavin is sort of in the
mold of one of these guys
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who has accomplished so much,
they think they can do anything.
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He's the least cool guy I've ever met.
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Jared's a guy who's second
in command to Gavin Belson,
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and he defects from Hooli to join
this pirate ship of young tech guys.
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Hey. Sorry if I scared you.
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I know I have some like
ghost-like features.
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My uncle used to say, "you look like
someone starved a virgin to death."
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Jared just happily takes the shape of
whatever shoe is pressing down on him.
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His strength would be his meticulousness
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and his material feelings.
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From rules based filtering
we go to workflow.
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At which point that card
is moved from the icebox
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into the in progress column
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and it stays there until
it is ready for testing.
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And that, gentlemen, is scrum.
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This just became a job.
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Gavin Belson is spurned by
Richard in favour of Peter Gregory
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who promises Richard he will
help Richard find his way.
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Man: He's this weirdo,
eccentric billionaire
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who can't talk to people,
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and yet has that vision that
can see just beyond the horizon.
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(Gagging)
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Hi. Monica.
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I work with Peter Gregory.
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My character is kind of
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the right hand woman for Peter Gregory.
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She's independent, she's strong,
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and she holds her own in this
world that is dominated by men.
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She's part of the 2% women that
there are in the tech world.
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Crew: I was a little nervous working
with all of these amazing comedians.
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They've been nothing but so
welcoming and sweet to me,
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and I feel like I'm one of the guys.
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Grow a pair and talk to
her. Find out for sure.
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Why don't you grow a pair
and I'll talk to her.
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Judge: The cast in this is really great.
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Man: These guys are all young,
really talented improv comedy guys.
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They're really good at
playing off each other.
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We just kind of wrote to that.
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One of the cools things about the show
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is that we all knew each
other in some capacity.
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In real life we're very similar.
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Miller: I mean, they're
actually legitimate nerds.
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I don't know. Are you similar?
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No.
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(Laughs)
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Miller: In real life I'm
kind of the least nerdy guy.
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I think I'm the only person
that's been in a fight.
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Many times Mr. Michael Judge
will see what we're doing,
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which is like, playing video games
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or playing some other obscenely
nerdy thing and he'll just go,
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"huh. Man, art imitates life."
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He's super annoying because not only
is he like, obviously a comic genius,
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he's also like, a sick upright bassist.
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The one thing I did remark when
I first met him is he's handsome.
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He's got a strong jaw line.
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He has really beautiful eyes.
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Oh yeah. Handsome fella.
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He's going to see this.
It's going to be weird.
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Miller: He sounds exactly like
butt-head from Beavis and Butt-head.
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I don't know if he knows the guy
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or he used to watch that
growing up a lot or what.
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Well, Mike Judge does
have actual street cred
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as an engineering nerd.
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I never really knew the distinction
between nerds and geeks,
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and it's changed over the years.
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People nerd out on what is
defined as nerd versus geek.
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Geeks to me are... so they kind
of geek out on certain stuff.
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Geek is like, a guy who like, has
adult braces and gets in your...
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not there's anything
wrong with adult braces,
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but like, I feel like he has
like, elective adult braces.
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Geeks obviously have some
sort of traumatic past...
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Big Head's a nerd. Gilfoyle's the geek.
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Dinesh is a nerd.
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Uh, and Erlich is a drug addict.
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Erlich: I'm making the
world a better place.
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Making the world a better place.
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Making the world a better place.
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Making the world a better place.
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Making the world a better place.
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Sir! Are you okay in there?
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There are these kind of characters
who if they were born 300 years ago,
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would not be the richest
people in the world.
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And now you have these guys
with billions of dollars
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and they're still the same
kind of socially awkward types.
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They just don't quite know
how to have fun with it.
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That is a narrow car.
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Fucking billionaires.
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It's the Hollywood of tech.
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♪
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Whooo!
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Man: What a dick.
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It's weird.
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It's like it's not enough that
they're making billions of dollars,
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they also have to be always talking about
how they're making the world a better place.
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You know, we're making a lot of money.
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And yes, we're disrupting digital media.
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But most importantly...
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we're making the world a better place
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through constructing
elegant class hierarchies
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for maximum code reuse and extensibility.
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Yeah!
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You do not have to know anything about
tech to get the humour of the show.
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When our guys are talking about tech,
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we try and always attach
it to some sort of an emotion
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where even if you don't
understand what they're saying,
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you understand the thought behind it.
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O'Keeffe: Mike and Alec Berg
really pulled out all the stops
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with multiple researchers and consultants
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to make sure that this all reflects the
reality of the world we're trying to portray.
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Because, you know, we really,
really want to get it right.
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I think we have.
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At some point I want to make
sure it's all accurate and real
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and then after that it probably just
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goes in one ear and out the other for me.
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What we've recreated in the other room
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is an exact replica of a real conference,
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TechCrunch Disrupt.
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It's a bunch of venders or a
bunch of start-up companies
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that all come together
and they pitch their wares
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in the hopes of winning TechCrunch.
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Crew: They have to present their
app, and fingers crossed it works.
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And if it does, it's game
changing for all of them.
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And if it doesn't, they're screwed.
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We learned about all these companies.
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We learned about what TechCrunch was
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and in very many ways
we really learned a lot
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about the depth of the tech industry.
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We've recruited a lot of the companies that
were actually present at the real TechCrunch.
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So a lot of the companies
that have booths here,
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they're kind of peddling their
wares, are real companies.
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So many companies. So many names.
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Any combination of
letters are already taken.
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What about smaller?
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Because then that's an even smaller
version of the word smaller.
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So that it looks like smiler.
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We're not going to kick the
shit out of nucleus with smiler.
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Kwerpy.
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Yeah, there's a kwerpy. You
gotta spell it with a "k".
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You can't clear anything.
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The name defines the company.
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It has to be something primal.
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Something that you can scream
out during intercourse.
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Pied Piper!
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Ugh.
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Ross: I think Silicon Valley, the show,
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is very much about making
your way in the world
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and the choices you make,
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presented in a comedic fashion,
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but under the very intense fire
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of everything that's happening
in Silicon Valley right now.
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It's just cool to see, you know,
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what that breathes in people when like,
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literally from one day to
the next you could become
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a multi, multi millionaire.
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O'Keeffe: But it's in a world that I don't
think people have seen a lot of on television,
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so it's interesting.
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What Mike and Alec have really
brought to this is a relatability
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of guys and friendship
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and sort of normal people,
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but set in this world with
these heightened stakes,
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and that part of it is universal.
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