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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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Norma...how long do you reckon
it'll be
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for me to get used to not having
her around?
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Oh, I suppose that's up to you.
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I just wasn't expecting her
to go just like that.
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Well, it's no good
you going on about it.
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I'm not going on about it.
You're constantly whining.
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I mean, my husband is lying there
in a box
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and you can't stop talking about
your ex-girlfriend.
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Yeah, but Uncle Vinnie had been ill
for ages, hadn't he?
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He didn't leave you, did he?
He's dead!
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Don't look like that.
Zoe, she left me cos...
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she prefers not having me in her
life. That's worse, in a way.
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Zoe gave you plenty of warning.
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It's not like this came out of
the blue like you're making out.
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Now go get yourself dressed up
before everyone arrives.
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When I am going round the bend
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I got a wild, imaginary friend
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Mr Whisper's here again
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Mr Whisper's here again
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I think I can control him
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But instead
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Mr Whisper takes control
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Guides my heart
and rides my soul...
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(BELL RINGS)
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(SONG CONTINUES OVER SHOP RADIO)
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Excuse me. Is it all right
if I try this on?
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Through the back.
All right. Cheers.
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(THINKS) I look a right nob
in a suit.
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It's the way you're holding
yourself, isn't it?
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Look at you. You're all sort of
stiff. Like a gingerbread man.
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You know why that is, don't you?
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You're not comfortable in smart
clothes. You never have been.
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It's not you. It's restricting.
Tight. You can't stretch. You can't move about. That's what it is.
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That's what I've never understood
about James Bond.
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When you think about the line of
work he's involved in and he wears a suit.
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Every day he's getting involved in a
scrap and fighting the enemy on top of a moving train
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and he turns up to work wearing
a tuxedo.
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A fucking idiot.
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Meant to be an undercover spy
and he's wandering around like he's been invited to the Oscars.
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I tell you who got it right.
Superman.
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That's ideal clothing.
Nice and stretchy. Light.
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Moveable. Airy.
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It's just when he added the cape
I think he went a bit too far.
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Shut up.
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I'm not Superman, am I? I'm not
fighting the enemy, I'm just...
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going to a funeral.
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You know what's funny about this?
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Whenever Zoe asked you to wear
a suit you never wore one.
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She's gone, hasn't she,
so why start now?
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RADIO: # ..please come back
to the world I love... #
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(SHOP DOOR BELL RINGS)
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That's more like it.
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Smart, but casual.
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Really? You know that's just like
a built-in collar, don't you?
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It's not a full shirt, that. You're
getting about 8% of the shirt.
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It's just sewn in. There's no cuffs.
They're taking the piss.
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Yeah, well...
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Less buttons. Saves time, doesn't it?
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What do you mean, 'saves time'?
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What... Mr Mega-Busy over there?
Saves time?
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What are you going to buy next?
Trousers with built-in underpants?
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I'll take it.
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(SIGHS)
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I tell you what, you could use today
as a way of meeting someone new, you know.
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At a funeral?
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When else are you gonna meet
someone? You don't have much of a social life. So perfect.
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If you think about it, the other
thing that normally lets you down is that miserable face of yours.
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I'm not having a go, but that's your
default setting. That sort of look.
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Whereas today you can have that.
They're gonna think you look like that cos it's a funeral.
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It makes sense. You can't live with
your auntie for the rest of your life. Get out there.
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Just a thought.
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Don't you look smart!
All right, innit?
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How about a tie? No.
I'd rather not wear one. Why?
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I just don't like 'em.
Oh, but it would look so -
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They're a bit irritating.
I'm sure Vinnie had a black one you could have.
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I'll go get it. I don't want a tie.
Stop going on.
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Why? Cos it's not real. There's no
shirt there. It's just a built-in collar.
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What the hell is that? You said how
nice I looked. Stop making a fuss.
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(DOOR KNOCKER) Ties are pointless,
a waste of material.
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(DOOR SQUEAKS)
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A sofa delivery. Oh, you're having
a laugh, aren't you?
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Where do you want it?
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Today's not good,
to be honest with you.
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Any chance I can sort of rearrange,
get it sorted another time?
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Yeah. I suppose so. That is doable.
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You'll have to phone the office
to rearrange.
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All right. I'll do that. Cheers.
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So you know, there will be a charge.
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For what?
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To rearrange the delivery.
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No, he's taking the piss.
What he's doing,
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you do this, send him off,
you've got to pay him again.
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But I've already paid for delivery.
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Yeah, but that's for today's
delivery. I've got a funeral today -
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Yeah, well, I'm very sorry for your
loss, but like I say there is a charge for redelivery.
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It's ?40.
40 quid?
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Again?
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Get him to bring it in.
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All right.
Bring it in now then. Fine.
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Ooh. Aah.
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Couldn't you have them deliver it
at a more appropriate time?
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There's no room for it and there are
a lot more people coming for the reception.
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He charges 40 quid each time
he does a drop-off.
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Gonna be more room once Uncle Vinnie
has been shifted and the old sofa has got to go.
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Excuse me.
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This... I think you're taking
this old sofa today.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is down here in the paperwork.
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I've just got to check it out first.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Excuse me, ladies.
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You've got a bit of a problem here.
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There ain't no fire labels.
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What does that mean?
I can't take it.
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Why?
Safety regulations.
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Honestly, health and safety
does my head in.
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They'll be selling like safety
googles with fucking bacon next.
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Look... Can you sign
for the new one?
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Here and here.
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Just so you know, you've got
a 14-day return policy.
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What am I meant
to do with it now, then?
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Well, most people stick it on
Gumtree or one of them sites.
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There's always someone that's
willing to take a risk.
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Take a risk?
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It's a sofa.
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Where are we going then? Only down
the road. It's a little chaise.
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Excuse me, fellas.
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NORMA: I'll see you
at the crematorium.
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I'll see you at the crematorium.
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Yes? Yes? Thank you.
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Thank you.
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(CLICKS) We're going now. Would you
take Marco and Sophia in your car?
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(CLICKS)
Yeah. Just give us a minute.
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I'm just taking photos of the...
(CLICKS) ..the sofa to put online.
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This is barmy, this, isn't it?
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If they're gonna insist on driving
this slowly, why don't they do all funerals in the rush hour?
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We're causing a right tail-back.
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When you think about it, you know,
when we all eventually die,
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the last thing we do
before we're like stuck in a hole
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or get set fire to is piss off
other drivers, that's it.
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That's the last thing we do.
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
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Hello.
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MAN: I'm calling about the sofa
you've got online.
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That was quick. What colour is it?
It's hard to tell on that photo.
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It's...erm...sort of yellow.
Yellow... Yellow checked.
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A mustard yellow?
Or a more lemony yellow?
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Just yellow. What sort of condition
is it in? Any stains?
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You do know it's free, don't you?
Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking.
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You wouldn't get shite for free,
normally.
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I'll just come round for it now,
take it off your hands.
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Now?
What?
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You having second thoughts?
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I'm... I'm just in the middle...
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Give us like 20 minutes. I'll be
there as quick as I can.
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Well, hurry up. It's bloody freez...
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(ENDS CALL)
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(SOMBRE ORGAN MUSIC) Norma, I'm gonna
nip back to the flat.
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I've had a call about the old sofa.
Someone is going to take it.
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You're gonna miss your uncle's
funeral for...for a sofa?
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I won't be long. We get it moved,
then there's more room for everyone later having their butties.
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You didn't even need a new sofa.
We've been through all this.
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I've got to get shot of it,
it's a constant reminder of Zoe.
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Well, don't be too long. You don't
want to let your uncle down.
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Vinnie is not gonna be bothered, is
he? It's his funeral, not his birthday party.
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Hiya, mate. You here for the sofa?
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Yeah.
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It's just through here.
Great.
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In a bit of a rush.
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This one here.
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It looked a bit better in the photo.
Well, it's the same one.
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The cushions are a bit battered,
aren't they? What...
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(SNIFFS)
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(SPRINGS SQUEAK)
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(SQUEAKS)
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Yeah. All right, then.
I'll take it off your hands.
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You couldn't give us a hand,
could you? Yeah. All right. Yeah.
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One...two...
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Right, I'm clear.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You got it? Just slow down a minute.
I'm still on the steps here.
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All right? Fine.
Clear.
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There you go.
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Right. Where are you parked? Hey?
Where are you parked? Where's your van?
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No. I haven't got a van.
You said you'd give me a hand.
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Yeah. I meant just outside the house.
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Come on. Just down the road.
Two minutes. Piss-taker!
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A free sofa and free delivery.
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You paid 40 quid
to get yours dropped off.
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(SIGHS)
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We come on the Sloop John B
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My grandfather and me
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Around Nassau town
we did roam...
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Don't let it scrape on the side,
will you?
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Just keep going, will you?
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I'm against a wall.
We'll have to lift it up.
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I'll go here and you just swing it
round to your end.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're gonna rip the back.
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Is there really no other way?
Is this the quickest route?
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This is gonna knock off a couple of
minutes. Like playing Pac-Man.
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Is it really that hard work?
Yes! You're -
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I'm carrying more weight!
This is ridiculous.
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Nob-head!
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(LAUGHS)
Just kicked me up the arse.
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(PANTING) Can you just stop a sec?
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Right. Down.
(GROANS)
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I'm sweating like a bastard.
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Well, you're layering up.
Take your jumper off.
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I'll leave it on. I'll be all right
in a minute. Just needed...
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to get some air...
some air under my arms.
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(HEAVY EXHALE)
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Not much further, yeah?
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Two minutes. I promise.
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You all right? Yeah. Yeah.
Two...three...
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Right. We're here.
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Pop it down here.
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That's great, that. I really
appreciate it. Thanks for that.
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I'll give you a hand getting it in.
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(DOG BARKS)
Erm...
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You Neil?
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Yeah.
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So, this is it, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, the condition is not as good
as you said, though, is it?
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What did we say? 45?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. If you're happy with that?
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There's no fire labels here.
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Well, I'll get you some fire labels.
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Well, it still won't be fireproof,
will it?
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35?
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Look, sorry to waste your time,
lads. It's not for me.
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(GROANS) For fuck's sake.
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Cheeky bastard! I give you a sofa
for free and you try and sell it on?
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I thought I was helping you out.
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Don't give me that shit. It wasn't
about helping about. You wanted to get rid of it.
237
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,930
Wait, wait, wait!
Can't leave it here.
238
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Leave it for the council.
They'll take it.
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Can't just chuck it away.
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Ain't gonna get nothing for this.
Piece of shit, mate.
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00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:23,130
A piece of shit? It was worth 45 quid
about two minutes ago.
242
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:25,490
I'm not leaving it here.
I got this with my ex.
243
00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:28,570
What, she leave you for someone
with a better taste in sofas?
244
00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:31,930
(SIGHS) What are you moaning about?
It's just a bloody sofa.
245
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:35,450
It's just a sofa to you. It isn't to
me. It's ten years of my life, this.
246
00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:38,610
Just chucking it away, it's
like...like it never happened.
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(SIGHS)
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Do you know what?
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You should just keep it.
250
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This obviously means so much to you.
251
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:50,170
I don't know why you were giving it
away in the first place.
252
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:54,090
I don't know what I was thinking.
I don't know why I bought a new one.
253
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,130
Nothing but a ball ache.
254
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,170
Can you do us a favour?
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Take it back.
256
00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:03,570
Yeah, man, of course. Grab hold.
257
00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:05,610
That'll be 20 quid.
Eh?
258
00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:10,130
Well, a delivery firm
will charge you 40. You...
259
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,570
20 quid. I'm saving you money
and helping you out.
260
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,410
Not really, no. Cos it wouldn't be
here if it weren't for you.
261
00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:20,450
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
Hang on, hang on. I'll get this.
262
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,370
Hello.
Where are you?
263
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,490
There's been a slight change of plan.
264
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:29,370
The service is about to start.
Are you on your way? I'll be there.
265
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:33,170
I'm taking the sofa back. I thought
you said some guy was gonna take it.
266
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,410
Yeah. I changed my mind. Gonna keep
that, get the money back.
267
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:41,650
Then treat Zoe to a nice weekend
away, a sit-down dinner somewhere. Sort of charm her back.
268
00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:46,210
You're the only man I know that has
an on-off relationship with a sofa!
269
00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:47,730
All right. I'll see you in a bit.
270
00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:50,890
Right. Come on. Let's get a move on.
Good. Come on.
271
00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:55,610
Do we have to go all the way back?
Yeah. All the way, yeah.
272
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,850
And you can give us a hand
getting it in.
273
00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:04,210
I'd like to walk around
in your mind some day...
274
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,610
I think I'd like to have a barge
one day.
275
00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:10,850
You know? It's the dream, innit?
276
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:12,890
Just go anywhere on a barge.
277
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,890
It's water, innit?
It's where all life began.
278
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:18,650
I don't understand
why you're looking so happy.
279
00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:21,690
You gave some bloke 20 quid to take
your sofa for a walk!
280
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:23,170
I thought we'd decided.
281
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:27,370
I thought the whole point was
getting rid of the old sofa, get a new sofa and move on.
282
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:30,810
It's not the sofa I've got to change.
It's me who has got to change.
283
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:34,650
Can you just listen to me?
I'm not gonna listen to you. I'm sick of listening to you
284
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:38,690
That's your problem.
You keep talking, but you're not listening to anyone else.
285
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:43,050
Look what happened with Zoe. When she
brought up marriage that time, what did you do?
286
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,290
You just closed the door on it.
Oh, no, no, that's not for me.
287
00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:51,290
Then it was kids. You nipped that in
the bud, you didn't want to know. Never listened to what she wanted.
288
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:55,090
In the end, that's probably why she
fucked off. You're just too negative.
289
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,450
Yeah, but... Hang on.
That's how we work.
290
00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:59,290
I'm too negative.
You're too positive.
291
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,410
Like a battery. It wouldn't work
with both ends being positive.
292
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,930
Would you like to know a secret?
293
00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:16,930
Just between you and me
294
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:21,330
I don't know where I'm going next
295
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:24,210
I don't know where I'm gonna be
296
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:31,290
But that's the other side
of this life I've been leading
297
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:36,890
But that's the other side
of this life
298
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:46,650
Well, my whole world's
in an uproar
299
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:49,170
My whole world's upside down
300
00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:56,410
I don't know where I'm going,
but I'm always bumming around
301
00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:03,610
And that's another side
of this life I've been leading
302
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:10,810
And that's another side
of this life I've been leading
303
00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:16,450
But that's another side
of this life
304
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:26,770
Supposed to be at
my uncle's funeral today. Yeah?
305
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:29,410
They'll be cremating me
if I don't get a drink.
306
00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:31,050
Are you thirsty? Gasping.
307
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:36,090
Over there, you can get anything you
want. A bit of food, if you want. A bit of pizza or summat.
308
00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:38,130
Here. Pop it down here.
309
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,170
I'll sort you out and go get it.
310
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:42,770
Just a Coke, yeah. Cheers.
Nowt to eat?
311
00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,570
And a banana, if they've got one.
312
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,170
Can I have some money?
313
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:48,090
I gave you a 20 before.
314
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,770
Yeah, but that's for
the delivery of the sofa.
315
00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:52,650
A banana and a Coke.
316
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:56,170
Is it all right if I get something
as well? Yeah. Treat yourself.
317
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:58,810
Just be quick, yeah?
Brilliant. Two minutes.
318
00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:00,850
(DUCKS QUACK)
319
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,090
(SIGHS)
320
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:06,130
(RINGING TONE)
321
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:12,330
I wonder if you can help me.
I had a sofa delivered this morning.
322
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:16,890
I want to say thank you very much
for taking the trouble to be here for Vincent...
323
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:19,930
Well, Vinnie, as I think most of you
would have known him...
324
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:22,690
"I'm not here. Leave a message."
(Where are you?)
325
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:26,850
The service is starting
and you're not here.
326
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:30,170
I know that our thoughts are
very much with Norma
327
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:32,890
and, er, his favourite nephew Karl.
328
00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:35,730
"The person you're calling knows
you're waiting.
329
00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:39,770
Please hold the line. The person
you're calling knows you're waiting."
330
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:45,650
What? Did you honestly think he was
gonna come trotting back with a nice little picnic for both of you?
331
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:48,370
He's sodded off with your money,
you nob-head.
332
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,410
Can we just get to the funeral?
333
00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:53,290
All this sofa stuff, it's been
nothing but hassle.
334
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:54,850
Gotta move on.
335
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:59,610
Look at Norma. She's cremating her
husband today. She's not moping about like this, is she?
336
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:03,330
Could learn from her. You've sort of
got this odd thing in your head
337
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,370
that by keeping that sofa
that Zoe is gonna come back.
338
00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:10,530
It's not gonna happen.
You've got to let go of the sofa and let go of Zoe.
339
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,610
All you seem to be good at letting
go of is 20 quid notes.
340
00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:16,130
Miss me a little.
341
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,850
But not for long.
342
00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,930
And not with your head bent low.
343
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,850
Remember the love
that once we shared.
344
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,970
Miss me, but let me go.
345
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:31,010
Oi!
346
00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:34,530
Twat!
347
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:38,890
'For this is a journey we all must
take and each must go alone.'
348
00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:46,250
It's all part of the master plan,
a step on the road to home.
349
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:48,250
(SOBS)
350
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:57,730
When you are lonely and sick at
heart, go to the friends we know.
351
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,610
Laugh at all the things
we used to do.
352
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:08,570
Miss me, but let me go.
353
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:16,770
It's over, it's over between us...
354
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:18,810
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
355
00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:22,890
Hello.
MAN: Hello, mate, er...
356
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,930
I've just seen the sofa online.
357
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,970
What kind of condition is it in?
358
00:20:31,010 --> 00:20:33,570
..I tried to stay away
359
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:37,930
And push you out of my mind
360
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:39,970
When I saw
361
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:43,730
We could make it
362
00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:45,770
Oh, Lord
363
00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:50,890
I love you so much
364
00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:54,330
As much as any man could
365
00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:56,930
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