All language subtitles for Shrink s01e07 O.T.T.eng

Doug: Oh, I-I put the sauerkraut

back where it's supposed to go.

Oh, you're so good.

We had those two brands,
and I was looking at them,

and they're always to--
like, together.

Like, side-by-side.

And I thought maybe...

maybe you could be
my girlfriend?

Girlfriend?

Yeah.

'Cause, you know,
it's kind of a steady thing.

Oh, Dougie,
don't do this.

But we're having
a love affair.

A love affair?

[ Sighs ]

This is an inappropriate
work relationship.

That's the fun part.

But I want more.

Look, kiddo,
I really like you. I do.

You got a really great hog
on you.

But I'm 18 credits away from
finishing veterinary school.

I've got my friends
and family.

I've got
my physical needs.

You satisfy one of those things
but not the other two, baby.

[ Sighs ]

Let's not
make this messy.

I'm gonna feel
how I feel.

Then maybe
we should, uh...

get back to work.

[ Door closes ]

David:
"Pursuant to the requirements

set out by
Illinois Statute 225 ILCS-107,

I am required to inform you

that I am not a licensed
psychologist, psychiatrist,

or a registered therapist,

but that these therapy sessions
are being tape-recorded

to provide a record of the 1,920
supervised clinical hours

needed to acquire
such a license."

[ Sobbing quietly ]

I'm sorry.

This is weird.

I notice that we're here
every week together

and you're always crying,
so I got you these.

Thank you.

Feel better.

Sue: Ready, David?

[ Sobbing continues ]

Hello, David.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you today?

Good.

Is everything
all right?

How about you?

I'm doing very well,
thank you.

Okay.
Yeah, same here.

Uh, I love therapy,

and I really like
getting to know my patients

in a strictly
professional way.

Is there something
you'd like to discuss?

Not necessarily.
Whatever's on your mind.

[ Chuckles ]

Well, I had...

uh, one patient
this last week

who had
a difficult problem.

Well, okay, so,
you just had a patient in here.

You know, I'm assuming
she had a problem.

So, for example,
what was your patient's problem?

David.

You know I can't talk
about that.

Right, I know,
but I'll tell you

Well, David, you tell me
about your patients' problems...

Right
... because I'm your supervisor.

Right, and then we can
kind of do, like,

some kind of cross-case
study analysis where, you know,

we see how their problems
line up.

We don't do that.
Okay, 'cause --

My patients' information
is private information.

I hear that.

Private Information
reporting for duty.

Good.

I don't want you
to tell me.

I don't want
that burden.

You know,
I've got my own patients,

and he or she
is just full of troubles.

Um...

So I don't want you
to tell me anything.

But, maybe, you know,
just blink if it's OCD.

Shoplifting?

A benign tumor scare?

General relationship stuff,

like an ex is back
in the picture.

David, I'm going to have
to blink at some point.

Or maybe there's a guy in her
life that's too good for her,

and she's afraid of that,
or maybe he's bad for her.

Ah, which one? Which one?
It came right in the middle.

My eyeballs
just needed hydrating.

Okay, it's an ex.
An ex is back in her life.

[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, my patient, too.

Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[ Inhales sharply ]

?

I didn't expect
to see you.

Yeah,
been a while, huh?

[ Chuckles ]

So...

no offense, but...

why are you here?

I-I've been out there.
I have seen other therapists.

And you're the one
I want to be with.

How do I know you're not
just gonna leave again?

[ Knock on door ]

Hi.

Where's Daniel?

Sandy:
Daniel wanted a wife.

And he finally
got tired of waiting.

So he left.
He's gone.

And I'm not happy
about it.

I've been arguing
with the woman at Starbucks

just to have
some human connection.

You can have human connection
without arguing.

-Can you?
-You can.

-Oh, you can?
-Yes, of course.

Really, you can?
Of course. Yeah, of course you can.

Okay, so you know
everything?

This is what I miss.

Have you thought
of not living together?

-I've tried.
-No.

Okay, see,
I'm getting two --

We can't afford
to live on our own.

Is that what brought you
to live together?

After his divorce,
I came, and I moved in

because he was so sad
and broken.

I was fine.

From now on,
I want you to promise

that you are completely honest
and open about everything, okay?

That is totally fair, yes.

Uh, I should tell you
that my name is not Yourg.

God damn it!

I think you
might be projecting

some of your own anxiety
and some of your own depression

onto your brother Kyle.

I don't even know
how to do that!

You might not know
how to do that.

Your behavior is that.

I think that is
what's happening.

It's Tom.

-Tom?
-Tom.

Yeah.

How did you come up
with Y-O-U-R-G?

Uh, I think you might have
done it, accidentally.

Oh, I can't wait
to hear this.

I'm guessing now you said,
"Oh, so what's your name?"

And I was in the middle
of saying,

"Your garage
is your office?"

And I didn't want you
to feel embarrassed

about that being the case,

and I think I just got up to,
"Your g--"

and I think you just thought
that was my name.

Yeah, I said, "Yourg?
Yourg is your name?

Well, that's
an interesting name."

You seemed so fragile
at the time,

I didn't want
to break you.

What was the root
of the problem,

in your opinion,
between the two of you?

He wants to get married.

I do not want to get married
at all.

I slapped him across the face
on his birthday

when he won Monopoly.

-Can I say something?
-Uh-huh.

Have you guys talked
about Brian?

Yes, we've talked
about Brian.

and the relationship with Brian
is going really well.

And I think Caroline
is a little worried

that the current
living situation might --

Brian's a doll.

-Excuse me?
-Brian's a doll.

No, there's --
He's thinking of --

It's a latex doll.

He's thinking
of my body pillow.

Did you lie to me
about anything else?

No.

Well, what --
You know what,

we'll just cross that bridge
when we get to it.

We're at the bridge now.
Let's cross it together.

My name is Marv.

It's not.
It's not.

If he wanted to be with me,
he would be with me.

But have you
talked to him?

No, I can't put a gun
to his head.

No, you can't do that.

I literally can't do that.

Legally.

Which blows.

Are you hearing
what your sister is saying?

It's a body pillow
that's shaped like a man.

Oh, no,
it's not a body pillow.

It's -- That's like
a sex doll.

It's a body pillow.
I have a body pillow.

It has a dong on it.

No, it's just correct.

It's detachable.

She has a hard one
and a soft one,

and she switches them out
all the time.

It came with those.
I don't use them.

Marv -- Come on.
That's as bad as Yourg.

Yeah, it is.

Except other people
are named Marv.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

-So it's Tom?
-What?

It's Tom?

-My name?
-Mm-hmm.

Oh, sure.

"Sure" or "yes"?

Those are synonyms.

All right,
we're going with Tom.

All right, I like it.

Do you think
you're a sociopath or just...

mean?

Can you be both?

Yeah.

Yeah, I probably am.

Doug:
What's crazy about it?

We're gonna
be boyfriend/girlfriend.

It's our destiny.

I need your support
on this.

Your my best friend
and my therapist.

Former therapist.

[ Sighs ]

She says she has
other priorities.

Maintaining relationships
with family and friends.

And her physical pleasure
comes last.

God, Doug...

those are incredibly
clear priorities.

Okay?

You gotta respect that.

The truth is,
you deserve to be with someone

and wants to include you...
Thank you.

...in their family
and friends.

I mean, if she's saying

there's no chance
for long-term potential

and that's what you want,

you're gonna have to stop doing
whatever it is you're doing.

Sex in her office.
I asked you not to say it.

Sex in her office in the grocery
store where we both work.

I'm gonna go eat lunch
someplace else, okay?

No.
You're staying here.

Well, text me where you are,
then I'll join you.

Doug just thinks that
he can continue that behavior

and there's gonna be
no consequences to it,

which is so frustrating.

[ Sighs ]

I just get worried
when I see a patient

making the wrong choices.

Well, that's perfectly natural
in your position, David.

It just means
you have empathy.

It makes me feel powerless,
though.

You know, I mean,
I don't have a life,

so all I do is think
about other people's problems.

Empathy is good,

and thinking about your job
is obviously necessary.

But you can't get
so personally invested

in your patients' lives.

What do you mean?

Are you talking
about something specific?

That's not what I meant.

Because I wouldn't do that.

[ Chuckles ]
You know?

It's not like I'm going
on bike rides with these people.

That's not
what I'm implying, David.

Okay, good.
Because I want to help.

And when I see a patient,

you know,
going in the wrong direction,

it's hard to just sit
in my garage and let it happen.

Aren't we allowed to steer them
onto the right path?

I'm going to be firm
with you now.

You are not
listening to me.

Do not roll your eyes
at me, David.

I'm sorry.

It's not our job
to manipulate people.

It's to allow our patients

to make those discoveries
for themselves.

Okay.

I think
we're done for today.

We have like six minutes.

Yeah, I think our time's up
for today.

All right.

I guess I'll just...

Okay.

I'm not saying
that you should marry Daniel.

What I'm saying is...

don't you think it would be nice
if you married Daniel?

Marriage is just so long.

I'm doing this
for Daniel.

I am better
in small doses.

But you love Daniel.

But one of the reasons
I love Daniel

is he's willing
to put up

with what an enormous
pain in the ass I am.

Okay,
I don't ordinarily agree

with patient statements
like that,

but I want to praise you
for your self-awareness.

I just don't
want to start over.

Hey, I understand.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

I-I was dating
this wonderful woman,

and when we broke up,
I thought

[chuckles]
I'm never gonna get over it.

But then I met this new girl,
and she's great.

But I can't be
with her, either.

And now I don't know if
I'm ever gonna find anybody --

Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

Are you?

I am. I am.

Do you think
there's anyone else out there

that you could date
who's willing to put up

with all the things
that you bring to the table?

I don't need to think about it.
I know there's not.

Then you need to do
everything you can

to win back Daniel,
you know?

Otherwise,
he's just gonna slip away

and start seeing
some other therapist,

like you don't even exist.
Okay, I'm gonna need 100% of the attention on me.

My time.

Okay.

Daniel always
understood that.

Look, do you want
to win back Daniel?

Yes, of course I do.
Are you kidding?

That is specifically
why I'm here.

Okay, so that's the most
important thing to you?

What -- What is your deal?

Suck it.

I'm not gonna suck it.
I --

Suck my dick.

Stop telling me
to suck your dick.

I know you don't have a dick,
and it's not polite to say.

I'm trying to help you.

If you want
to win him back,

you're gonna need to make
a grand gesture.

Oh, yeah,
I've got "grand gesture"

written all over
my fucking face.

Hey, he left your fucking face,
all right?

If you want him back

standing in front
of your fucking face,

you're gonna have to do
something big. Okay?

Ooh, there you go.

Yeah, now...

And your favorite.

Okay.

Ooh, hot.
That's hot.

[ Both laugh ]

What's the special
occasion?

Why, it's our anniversary,
silly.

15 years.

15. [ Chuckles ]

Of course.
I'm kidding.

"What's the special
occasion?"

[ Chuckles ]

I knew it was
your anniversary.

You knew.

Your gift is on the way.

Oh, sweetie!

I should have done
two-day delivery.

I -- Yeah, I --
Man, I forgot that

one of the days
was a Sunday. Oh.

I checked the box
for weekend delivery.

-No. Never.
-Yeah.

In other words, you know,
it's -- it's on its way.

Well, it will get here,
and we'll get something then.

-We'll be surprised.
-Yeah.

Can't go wrong
with mac and trees. No.

-Looks good.
-They're Rollie's favorite.

-Good. It's good, hon.
-Yeah. Yeah.

-Well, happy anniversary.
-Thank you, sweetie.

And as soon as the gift
gets here, it's all yours.

Don't worry about it.

I'm sure it will.
Right.

That's so sweet.

[ Sniffs ]
What's that smell?

I mean, they always go
to the Italian Village

on their anniversary.

Why would they
be eating here?

It's their anniversary.

Yeah, I know
what you're trying to do, okay?

Oh. Well, keep telling
yourself that

and it's not the fact
that they're cutting corners

because you ruined
our lives.

You're not gonna make me
feel guilty right now.

See what I got 'em?

Yeah.

[ Whooshes ]

A gift card, nice.

It's a $50 gift card, buddy.

-Oh.
-Oh, wait.

Dr. David, I think there's
another baby in there.

[ Lamaze breathing ]

Wah! Wah!

Two $50 gift cards.

Wow.

Happy anniversary.

Ooh.
Look at you, with stuff.

Barry.

Hm.

-Ooh!
-Look at that.

Mon Ami Gabi.

Oh, sweetie.

Ooh, that's French
and fancy.

Oh, $50 at the Lumber Barn.

Hey!
Yeah, that's gonna be nice.

I could just cry.
That's so sweet.

Thank you.
Thank you.

It was sweet,
wasn't it?

Even though, you know,
you didn't birth me,

I-I still remembered.

David: [ Sighs ]
I've called Rachel.

I've already left her
too many messages.

I mean, she's seeing
another therapist,

so clearly, I said
or did something wrong.

[ Sighs ]

Man.

I just have to realize
it's over.

Can you hand me
a silver one?

I thought we had a shot.
Maybe I went too far.

We went for a bike ride
in the park,

and I showed her my ass.

David, sometimes
you're like a mongoose

when you should be
more like a tortoise.

You're trying to get
your favorite song on the radio,

to play your song
more than once.

He has a playlist.

Also, you're in prison
and you only get one call.

So you should be more
like a tortoise

and know what
your favorite song is

but also remember
you're in prison.

You know what I mean?

I have no idea
what you mean.

What I mean is,
sometimes you're a little O.T.T.

O.T.T.?
What the hell is that?

Over the top.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Yeah, I'm over the top.

Yeah, you're over the top.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

[ Cellphone chimes ]

?

Julia: Ah, Dougie.

Don't do this.

[ Brakes squeak ]

Are you sure
you're ready for this?

Yes.

Are you drinking shampoo?

No, you fucking idiot.
It's sauvignon blanc.

That's a travel bottle
of Head & Shoulders.

No, it's a vessel for wine,

to take the edge off
before crunch time.

Why the fuck
would I drink shampoo?

Okay, let's put a pin
in that for now.

you're doing
the right thing.

Going into a big family event
and telling Daniel

in front of everyone
how much you love him

and how much he means to you,
there's no grander gesture.

Mm.

Let's roll
before this wears off.

So what is this,
some kind of high school play

or, like, a choir doing
a concert or something?

Ooh.
Hey, wait.

Are you going in there?
What are you --

You said this was
a family gathering.

It is.
Everyone's here.

Except for the guy
who's going in the ground.

And, technically,
he's here, too.

And Uncle Raymond
didn't like much

besides model trains
and dinner at home.

Oh, he loved dinner.

Boy, did he love dinner.

He always said that dinner
brought people closer together.

Well, he wasn't exactly famous
for bringing people...

together...

Hey, Peggy.

Sandy.

Sit down, please.

I just need a second here.

Daniel...

Sandy,
what are you doing?

God fucking damn it.

Daniel, uh,
I know you've proposed to me,

like, a dozen times
and I've always said no.

And I know that I'm not
the easiest person to be with.

She's a nightmare.

Shut the fuck up, Jeff!

Don't you need to make out
with your mom?! Sandy!

What I'm trying to say

is I know I can be a beast,
and I'm not gonna change.

But if you're cool with being
with a person like this

for the rest of your life,

then I guess
I'm cool with it, too.

And you're the only person
that I've --

A thousand times yes!
Yes!

Oh, my God!
Honey!

Oh, I can't believe this.

-What's happening?
-When should we do it?

She's proposing to him.

Now I've seen
everything.

Oh, my God!
Summer!

Chicago in the summer
and Navy Pier.

Why are we waiting?
Let's do it today.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
One step at a time.

There she goes.
Back-out central.

Eat my ass, Jeff!
Oh, hi, Nancy!

I'm so glad you got
out of the halfway house!

You're such a fucking
ass-clown. Okay, Okay.

-Let's go. Let's go.
-This whole family. God!

-I'm so happy for you.
-David, I'm so happy!

Bunch of blowjobs. You're all
a bunch of fucking blowjobs.

I'm so sorry for your loss.
Try to do one nice thing...

Now I've seen
everything.

If you say it again,
we're gonna put you in the car.

Sandy: Damn it, I wish
I never fucking came here.

This is a bunch of riffraff
and bullshit.

Rachel: Hey, this is Rachel.
Leave a message.

[ Beep ]
Bunch of ass-clowns.

Hey, Rachel.

Uh, sorry to call you again
and leave you another message.

You must think I'm a real psycho
at this point.

Um...

I'm having a good day.

I just crashed
a funeral and...

walking through
a graveyard,

and I realized I have to say
what I have to say.

And I'm just gonna say
what I have to say.

What I have to say is...

I really like you.

And I'm really confused why
you haven't gotten back to me.

And I should have said something
when I saw you in Sue's office,

but I didn't know
what I had to say,

and now I know
what I have to say,

and, well,
I guess I already said it.

God, I'm a mess.

This is David Tracy,
by the way.

Bye.

?

Mom, I can do this.
I know you can do it.

Look, you knock down
the walls.

I got a faux-granite guy.
We get granite counters.

No, you are not knocking
down my walls! No!

-I can flip the house!
-No, I need my walls.

Otherwise, I don't know
what room I'm in.

I can flip it.
That's money in the bank.

Hey, Dr. David, one of your
freaks is in the garage.

Barry!

Who is it?

I'm not your secretary.

But, if you want,
I can tag you out in a minute,

save the day,
like I did the other day.

No, never do that.
All right?

Did you hear him, Barry?
Never do that.

He doesn't like it
when you tag him. Also, you got to tell him.

The garage is not going.
I'm gonna put up a pagoda.

?

Hello, Dr. David.

Hi, Avery.

Uh, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize
we had an appointment.

Oh, well, this is my weekly
therapy session.

No.
We met a few days ago.

We met four days
and four hours ago.

It's 100 hours.

I'm currently working
on a 100-hour week.

Okay. Um...

I'm sorry,
I don't have my notes.

[ Knock on door ]

Uh, I'm sorry.
Just ignore that.

I know
what you're thinking.

You're thinking this plays
right into my OCD.

Well, I want to tell you --

Jesus Christ,
Barry, go away!

I'm so sorry.
Continue.

Anyway, the number 100
is a perfect number.

It has two zeroes
next to each other.

[ Knocking continues ]

Let me
just get rid of him.

[ Sighs ]

I'll be back
in five minutes.

Six minutes?
Could you make it six minutes?

Sure.

I'll be counting.

Hey.

I'm sorry
to just drop by.

I was...

No, when I saw you
at Sue's office,

I thought you were
seeing her now.

I am.

[ Chuckles ]
But, um...

Get some closure.

Oh. Sure, okay.

I've been thinking a lot
about things in my life.

I don't know,
I-I met this really great guy

who has given me a lot of
perspective on that stuff.

I have a tendency to, like,
put walls up and stuff.

But I think this guy
is different.

So I figured
I better start

trying to work
on this stuff for real,

'cause I think he's a kind of
guy who's worth letting in.

Well, Sue's definitely
the right therapist for that.

She's great at helping people
with their walls.

Yeah.

Are you...

Are you not reading
between the lines here?

What are you
talking about?

Um...

I'm the guy?

Yes, you're the guy.

Whoa, I'm the guy.

[ Laughs ]

So you went to Sue
to see if we can...

Yeah, see what this is,
if you want to.

And what is it?

Well, I'm hoping,
um, I think, it's this.

?

Yeah.
I'm very aware of that.

But I don't.

[ Laughs ]

That makes one of us.

[ Laughs ]

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