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I was so happy to hear
that this slot opened up.

You have no idea.
I was about to spend five years

in Mississippi
at a different program.

It was the only program
that I was accepted to.

But I was born at this hospital,
and I -- I don't know.

I feel like Samba returning to,
you know, the Pride Lands.

Uh, Simba?

Yeah.
Yeah, Simba, sorry.

It's been a long time
since I saw the movie.

[ Both chuckle ]

Uh, well, David,
even on the savanna,

the grass
dies out occasionally,

and the elephants have to find
new watering holes.

Mm.

I-I can't continue
this metaphor any more.

Uh, there's
been some changes

since the last time
that you and I talked.

Okay.

Uh, our surgery program
has lost its funding,

and we're only able to offer
one residency slot.

Ooh, man.

Well, my heart goes out
to all the people

that are getting, uh, you know,
bounced from the program.

But I'm now
very flattered

that I'm getting that slot,
and --

Yeah, you're one of those people
who got bounced, David.

What?

We're gonna have to withdrawal
our offer of residency.

You -- No, you can't.
You can't do that.

I'm afraid
I have to, David.

No, I mean,
you can't do that.

I turned down the only residency
program I was accepted into.

I can't back on that.

I was told
that this slot was mine.

I -- I know.
I know.

Look, there is a slot.

It was created
by a wealthy donor,

but he gave it
to his son.

What kind of hospital
is this?

Some rich fuck's kid
gets my spot?

That rich fuck is
my brother.

Oh, well, that clears up
the math on that.

Well, fuck your nephew,
and your brother.

And fuck you,
for that matter. Hey, come on.

There's no need for that kind
of language, Mr. Tracy.

No, fuck you!
And it's Doctor -- Dr. Tracy.

Well, not here,
it isn't.

[ Door slams ]

David:
Pursuant to the requirements

set out by
Illinois Statute 225 ILCS-107,

I am required to inform you

that I am not
a licensed psychologist,

psychiatrist,
or a registered therapist,

but that these therapy sessions
are being tape recorded

to provide a record of the
1,920 supervised clinical hours

needed to acquire
such a license.

Thanks for meeting in the car.

We found a rat in the garage,
just wanted to be safe.

Oh, yeah, dude,
no sweat.

Oh, I just know
it's not ideal.

No, man, this is cool.

I mean, I like being
in cars and stuff.

Okay, good.
Yeah.

We could go to, like, Wendy's
or something after.

No, no, I got another session
after this.

Let me
just get my notes.

Oh, we could go
during, too.

I'll just get this...

Oh, God damn it.
You can't --

We're in a car.
Yeah, we're in a car.

We're not moving.
We're not driving.

I have other people
coming into this --

Maybe the problem is

that because you only have
one giant fight once a year,

everything
gets bottled up.

Yeah, that is the problem,
and it's also the point.

Otherwise, we would be fighting
every single day.

This way,
we knock it all out,

and we move on
with our lives.

Is it that bad?
Yeah.

I am a beast.

She's exaggerating.
It's not that bad.

Oh, no.

I can feel it coming.

David:
How's it going with your mom?

I told her I'm not gonna
talk to her anymore.

She keeps acting
with her bullshit.

We talked about
using harsh language with her.

Did you say
the word "bitch"?

Well, ever since I was 4, she's
been a big, old, fat bitch.

Janine: I am not a nice person
to you, and you know it!

You are a nice person to me.
We're in love.

I'm an insane bitch
to you,

and you look at me,
and you smile,

and then you do things
like bring me flowers,

and it fucks me up.

You deserve flowers.

What the fuck?!

I'll tell you the fuck.
What?

I love you.
Oh!

We're supposed to
be together.

You're really not appreciating
the value of words.

Okay, please, don't.
We're in a car.

You need to --

The car is the safest part
for a fire.

No, it's not.

The rubber --
You can't burn rubber.

Yes, you can. The expression
"Burn rubber" exists

because
you can burn rubber.

You're thinking
about lightning.

Okay, cars can catch fire
at any time.

No, lightning starts fire,
and then fire --

to avoid that,
you go into a car. A lot of things --

Dude, are you
gonna hit me, dude?! No!

I will never...ever...
fucking marry you.

I don't believe that.

He is fucking obsessed
with getting married.

I like planning weddings!
It's fun for me! It's relaxing!

Why would we want
to do that?

I don't want
to wear a dress. That's cool.

I do not want to waltz.

I don't want a cake.

That's not fair.

Do not cry.

You do have a problem.
You swear a lot.

You need
to scale that back.

I fucking hate you, dude.

[ Voice breaking ]
Why are you doing this?!

When you cry,
it is just grating.

You're just trying to be so cool
in front of David.

You're trying
to be so cool. Now he's gonna cry.

[ Crying ] I don't understand
what we're doing here!

I told you not to cry.
This is fucking stupid!

Don't cry!

No one's crying!
I'm not crying!

Yes, you are.

He's crying.

You can even hear
that he runs like an asshole.

You're my best friend.

I love you.
Thank you for this.

Okay, it's
our third session.

Let's...
pace ourselves.

Okay, it's going good.

Yeah.

[ Humming ]

David, have you
been smoking marijuana?

No, Nom, one of my patients
just smoked in my car.

Well, I hope you didn't
participate in that.

No. Weed makes me crazy
and anxious.

I mean,
I assume it would.

You do seem
a little anxious.

[ Scoffs ]
Yeah, I guess I am, all right?

I've got a patient coming in,
like, five minutes.

I'm doing free therapy
outside of a tented-off garage

in a car that reeks
like marijuana,

which is
extremely unprofessional.

I can't get
this water bottle to work

because...
I can't get anything to work,

because apparently,
I suck at everything I do.

Let me help.

[ Water running ]

[ Sighs ]

There you go.
Thanks.

I'm sorry.
I'm such a mess right now.

I've got that stupid med-school
get-together coming up.

It's stressing me out.

And...

I think
I'm really, really high.

You are.

You can tell?

Oh, my God, yes.
Of course.

No.
I've got five minutes.

Your eyes look like
little pin holes.

So this is great.

You dealt with your lunch
and your breakfast threats.

Yeah.
You're really keeping those down.

Under-milking
my cereal so it doesn't have

that looseness to it.

And I found soy. I found a place
that has cheap soy milk --

a place called
Happy Foods by me, so...

Oh, you shop
at Happy Food?

Oh, it's awesome.
Awesome. You know it?

Uh, I've driven by, yeah.

Oh, well, stop the car and come
on in, 'cause it's great.

Oh, you go frequently?

Oh, yeah, it's
my regular stop, yeah.

Between
what hours to you go?

Uh, well, usually,
I'm buying right before dinner,

so I would say...
4:30 to 6:30.

I'm trying to stay
on that schedule. Oh, that's good.

So, somewhere
in that neighborhood.

Yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, well, good to know.

All right,
I'll make a note of that.

All right.

Hey, can we talk
for a sec?

We can talk
for six minutes.

Okay.
[ Chuckles ]

Uh, but about us?

Um, I think we have done
some awesome stuff, and...

and progress went so quickly
that I think I'm good.

What?

I think you fixed me.

No, no, no, no, no.
That's a common misconception.

You can think that you're fixed,
and everything's fine --

I'm not thinking that, I know.
I'm good now.

No, no.
Yeah, all right,

you can think that you're
better, and you can leave,

but you're not better,
and you can't leave.

David, you fixed me.

It's not that simple.
It's over.

Thank you.

David, sometimes
patients just leave

whether they're ready
or not.

You shouldn't take it
so personally.

But he was my favorite.

And you shouldn't be
ranking your patients.

Well, how
do you avoid that?

You're obviously
attached to me.

We have a professional
relationship.

Come on.
You can be honest.

I tell great stories.
I make you laugh.

I'm one of your favorites.

David,
I don't have favorites.

You have to have patients
that you don't like, you know?

I mean, there are those
at the bottom,

and then it kind of goes up
from there.

Patients that you kind of like,
patients you like,

and then I'm at the top --
your favorite.

Man, you don't
give up anything.

Hey.

Hey.

Your mom asked me
to come out here

and talk to you
for a few minutes.

Oh.

Well, thanks, Rollie.

Yep.

Well...

is there anything
you want to talk about?

[ Chuckles ] Like,
just off the top of my head?

Sure. Yeah,
whatever's on your mind.

You know, if you got some
Armor All and a paper towel,

you'd get all that dust
off the dashboard there.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's good to know,
Rollie.

So, what's the deal?
They didn't take the trash?

What, was Monday
a holiday?

Uh, yeah,
I think Columbus Day.

Ah, Columbus Day.

Yeah,
we're celebrating him.

He was
a real son of a bitch.

Yeah.
We got a holiday for him.

Not a good guy.

No, he was...
used to cut off people's hands

if they didn't
find him gold.

Yeah?
Yeah.

I knew he was bad, I didn't know
he was a hand-cutter.

Yeah. Yeah.

So strange.

Well, you get
a Monday off, so...

I'm gonna
go back inside now.

All right, yeah.

All right, thanks.
Yeah, hey, thank you.

Shit.

[ Sighs ]

[ Mumbling ]
Mom said I have to come out here

and apologize
for the other day.

What?

[ Sighs ]

Mom told me
I have to come out here

and apologize to you
for the other day.

Wow, that seems
really heartfelt. Thanks, Barry.

Do you have Spotify?

Yeah.

Okay, well...

I made you a playlist.

Oh, that's really nice.

Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.

Relax, gay-wad.

I just Googled songs

with the word "Doctor"
in the title.

Also, "Paradise City"
is on there.

That's okay.
That's a good song.

"Hot for Teacher" is
on there, too.

[ Chuckles ]
Nice.

Hey, what about
"Doctor, Doctor"?

What the hell is that?

It's got "Doctor"
twice in the title.

If you Googled songs
with "Doctor" in it,

it would have come up.

Are you...saying I lied
about how I found these songs?

No, I don't care
how you found the songs.

It'd be a silly lie.

I agree.

All right.

Well, I'm gonna bail before one
of your freaks show up.

They're not freaks,
man.

They're ugly on the outside
and the inside.

Are you describing them...
or...you?

[ Door opens ]

Mom, I have like 10 minutes
until my next session.

I get what you're doing.
I'm fine.

I want to talk.

Okay.

[ Sighs ]

I thought my life was over
when your father died.

Oh, I was so scared.

I thought I had my whole life
all planned out.

And then, suddenly, I was alone
with this little boy,

and I didn't know anything
about boys and trucks

and wrestling
and wet dreams and --

I didn't have any --

David, this is my session.
Let me talk.

[ Sniffles ]

I thought...

that I was
doing everything wrong.

Everything.
I mean, I --

There were so many nights
when I would go to sleep

just sure
that I had failed.

But then, you know,
I watch you...doing this

and trying
to help people,

and I know
I didn't fail.

I reminds me so much
of your father.

He was a try-er, too.

I guess the point is

everybody feels
like a failure sometimes.

We all do.

But if you thought
you were nailing everything,

you wouldn't try.

And...

it's the trying that...

makes you better.

[ Sniffles ]

I think
it made me better.

And I think
it made you better.

Thanks, M--.

Thanks, Mom.

You know, I can't
get my seat up, honey.

It's the lever
on the right.

I've got the lever.
I'm doing it.

It just won't move me any.
It's just not going.

Just pull it.
Lean up and pull.

I'm leaning up,
and I'm pulling.

Okay, well,
let me get it.

No, I've got it.
Well, hold still, Mom.

No, stop the momentum.

No, it's --

Ow! Aah!

There.

Damn it.
That did it.

That's a good talk.

Oh, here.

Stop. Just let me, okay?
I'm gonna unlock it.

No, we do it on three.
One, two, three.

[ Click ]
No.

Just take your hand
away from the door.

Just one, two --
Just do what I say for once.

One, two, three.
[ Click ]

You went way
in front of go.

Oh, yeah, and I'm saving
a fortune on cranberry sauce.

Cranberry sauce?

The loose foundation
of the purge meal.

Oh, yes. Yes.

You can't build the purge meal
on a solid,

you got to have something loose
at the bottom

so that the rocket --
Yeah.

Great, yeah.

Yourg.

He still needs me.

[ Sighs ]

Hey. I have to
go save a patient.

At 2:30
in the morning?

Shit.

Right.

Mm.

Okay, I'll do it tomorrow.
Damn it.

Julia:
You dropped something.

Not you, dumb-dumb,
Dougie.

Slower.

Attaboy.

It's going really great
with Julia.

Oh, I really don't want
to hear about it.

She is
the light of my world.

You see how I'm saying
I don't want to hear about it?

She's the candle
at the end of the road.

What?

She's a bottle of vinegar

that you didn't know
that you needed,

but now you look
in the cellar, and you're like,

"Yeah, I'm glad
I have that because" --

You're just looking
at the shelves now.

You're looking at the vinegar
on the shelf.

But she's also, you know, olive
oil, because she's super --

Those are right there.

You got me there.

What if you find out
a patient has relapsed?

Can you reach out to them
and get them back?

Absolutely not.

If a patient chooses to leave
you, that's their decision.

Okay, I definitely
won't do that.

David, you seem
a little tense today.

[ Sighs ]

Yeah, I am.

I agreed to go
to this happy-hour thing

with some people
I went to med school with,

and I'm dreading it.

Why? Sounds like
it might be fun.

My ex-girlfriend Amanda
might be there.

Mm, I see.

And I just have
a fair amount of shame

related to all
medical-school stuff,

'cause I feel like
I'm gonna look like a failure

in their eyes, you know?

They all came
from wealthy families

or families of doctors,
and I didn't.

But I was this close to --
to being in there,

and I'm not complaining,
I'm not whining.

I was afforded
a great opportunity.

And, yes, I'm
half a million dollars in debt,

and, yes, my dream
turned into a nightmare,

and I got
fucked pretty hard.

But, still, I'm grateful.

It's just now they're all
doing their fancy residencies,

and I'm doing laps
around my neighborhood

trying to pot smoke
out of my car.

Excuse me?

Oh, nothing.
It's a...metaphor.

Anyway, it's supposed to be
a happy hour,

it's gonna be more
of a suck-ass hour.

I think it would be less popular
if they called it that.

Hey, that was a joke!

Whoa! I've never
seen that before.

[ Chuckles ]

See, I'm
one of your favorites.

Oh, it's
just a joke, David.

I'm on top.

Mm.

No.

All right,
I'm just gonna go.

Bye, David.
Bye. Have a good week.

?

Woman: David!

Amanda, fuck.

Hey!
Oh! Kim!

Oh, thank God. I thought
you were Amanda for a second.

Oh, God, no. She's on overnights
at the hospital.

She's not coming tonight.
[ Sighs ]

It's good to see you.
You, too.

You look good.
Yeah?

No, you look terrible.

Oh, yeah,
you look terrible, too.

Yeah.
All right, let's get drunk.

Yeah?

That was bullshit,
what happened to you, David.

I mean, losing the residency
to that guy's douchebag nephew.

Yeah, man,
it should have been you.

I can't believe
that happened. Thank you, man.

What are you doing now,
anyway?

Well, um...
I'm gonna take a year off,

you know,
to re-access things,

but my parents also need help
right now, so...

Hmm. Well,
I think that's great.

I mean, honestly,
this whole residency bullshit

is exhausting.

Yeah. I was at the ICU
for 18 hours the other day.

I could barely
see straight.

I can barely see straight.
We should do some shots.

[ Laughter ]

Came to that quickly.

I like your thinking.
Okay, it's my turn.

I'm gonna order them.
Someone get them, okay?

I'm going to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.

David,
really glad you came out.

It's good
to see you, man.

Oh, it's good
to see you, too.

I didn't want
to come out tonight,

so I was kind of
worried about it.

Yeah, we do this.

Yeah, dude,
that's epic. Yeah.

No, man.
Never.

[ Cellphone buzzes ]
Uh, hold on a second.

Hey, Kim.

Look towards
the bathroom.

Uh, Kim needs help
with the shots.

Are you doing
free therapy?

I can explain it.
Okay, it's only temporary

so I can defer my loans
and keep my medical license.

Where are you
doing this?

My parents' garage.

Well, technically,
my car right now.

We found some dead rats,
and...it's a long story.

Just don't tell any of the guys,
all right?

David, if they think
it's stupid,

then they're assholes,
okay?

I think it's awesome.

Thanks, Kim.
I appreciate it.

Oh, buddy.

I'm gonna
go to the bathroom,

'cause my bladder really
filled up with panic, so...

Okay.

All right,
this one's on me.

Nice.

All right, let's make a toast.
To Dr. David Tracy.

Oh, thank you.

Cheers.
Cheers.

And all the free therapy
in his parents' garage!

[ Laughter ]
What the fuck?!

Are Wednesdays
at 4:00 open,

because I want
to talk about how hard it is

to be a real doctor!
[ Laughter ]

Yeah, yeah, can I come in
right afterwards

to talk about
the exact same thing,

'cause I'm also
a real doctor?

[ Laughter ]
Don't laugh at that.

He's just repeating
what he said.

Oh, yeah?
How does that make you feel?

All: Ooh!

Yeah, dude.
How did that make you feel?

Stop fucking
repeating things!

Stop fucking
repeating things!

Shut up!
None of it is funny.

I'm working just as hard as you,
and I'm trying to help people.

It's the same
fucking thing!

And if we're
burning people, Pat,

you went into podiatry
'cause you have a foot fetish.

That's not true. I just want
to help people's feet.

Bullshit! How many times
has he gotten drunk

and Googled "foot pussy"
in front of us, a million?

[ Laughter ]
Oh, snap!

Sick burn!
Dude, David wins that one.

Got to give it up to my dog.
Come on.

No. No, man.

Fuck this.

How's that make you feel?

Especially you, Brian,
you sick piece of shit.

I can't believe you have
the balls to show up here.

You all should be ashamed
for bringing Brian here.

You know what he did.
You don't want to talk about it.

None of us are gonna
talk about it, all right?

Why was he invited?

Why the fuck
was Brian invited, huh?

Look down.

Keep looking down, Brian!

[ Sighs ]

Thanks for coming
on such short notice.

Yeah, yeah, what's up?
I appreciate it.

Sure.
So...

Listen, I have a friend
who works at Happy Foods...

who told me that someone
came into the store recently

and bought up
all the cranberry sauce.

Okay.

We're close
to Thanksgiving.

It's October, Yourg.

Oh. I'll have to get mine
somewhere else.

[ Chuckles ]
Right, 'cause you shop there.

Used to, yeah, yeah,
but I mean, if I'm...

You shop there.

Sure, sometimes, yeah.

So, one person went in

and bought out
all the cranberry sauce.

Come on.

I don't know what you --
What do you want?

Your friend said
somebody bought all the shit.

I don't know.
I'm the friend, okay?

I work at Happy Foods.

Why are you working
at Happy Foods?

'Cause I'm half a million
dollars in debt, all right?

I have to make money
somehow.

I have a part-time job
stocking shelves at Happy Foods.

I know what happened.

I don't understand
what you want.

I want you
to level with me.

I'm -- I've been having
a hard time.

I'm not doing good.

You just got so invested
in my progress,

that I didn't want
to tell you.

You're supposed to be able
to tell me anything.

You want me to tell you I
brought all the cranberry sauce?

All right,
I bought all the cranberry sauce

from Happy Foods.
Okay.

Are you cool?
Yeah.

Cool, are we done?

No, we're not done.

I can't handle being responsible
for your sense of well-being.

I can't. I can't.

The better I do,
the better you feel.

I can't take
that kind of pressure.

I can't be your
best patient anymore, all right?

'Cause your favorite
just fucked up

and shit the bed
on eating.

I'm not trying to put
more pressure on you.

Well, you did, all right,
whether you wanted to or not.

Well, okay.
You know, we can work on that.

I'll be
a better listener.

I won't tell you
that you're my favorite patient.

In fact,
you're my worst patient.

I don't even like you.
Yes, you do.

Oh, sorry, okay.
I didn't mean that.

I know.

My point is you can't leave
things like this, all right?

You can beat this
if you have help.

I have help.

Are you seeing
someone else?

Eh.

it really doesn't matter.

How long?
It doesn't matter.

It does matter to me.

David, it doesn't.

I should just go.

[ Scoffs ]
Yeah, fine, go.

[ Click ]

What's stopping you?

You locked the door.

[ Click ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Bicycle bell rings ]

Hey.

Uh, sorry,
I thought I left you a voicemail

canceling our session.

Yeah, I know.
Um, you sounded kind of mopey.

Oh.

What's going on?

I've just had
a real shitty few days.

Uh, I got
broken up with twice --

professionally.
Oh. [ Chuckles ]

I just didn't think
I'd be good at therapy today.

Do you have a bike?

Okay, lift!

Oh!

[ Laughs ]
Jesus!

[ Coughing ]

Okay.

Yeah.

There is definitely
a rat problem in there.

You okay?
Yeah. Here.

Is this safe to wear?

Yeah, it's fine.
It's just rat poison.

Where are we going?

Uh...
It's a surprise.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Okay.

You okay
on that thing?

Yeah, yeah.
I've been on a bike before.

You have?
I'm just stiff from my car.

Oh, cars
turn you on, huh?

No, cars --
That's not what gets me stiff.

Boom, boom.
Okay.

You see this city block
over here? Yeah.

The whole thing's owned
by the band Styx.

Yeah, after
their first platinum album,

they just bought
a whole city block. Really?

And they party
in every house.

[ Laughs ]

Where are we going?

I wanted to take to you the
place where I had my first kill.

Oh.
Am I next?

No, I don't really have
a lust for blood tonight,

but I could make an exception
for a mercy kill.

Oh. Honestly,
I'd really like that.

I feel like
I deserve one.

[ Laughs ]
Off-road!

Whoa, wait!

Cool.

This is really tough
off-roading, by the way.

Yeah, yeah, I know.
It's really intense.

I do BMX a lot.

You do?
Yeah.

Wow, I thought that disappeared
in the '90s.

Yeah, it did, yeah.

Very retro.
[ Laughs ]

Um...
[ Chuckles ]

Are you hungry?

Sure.
I could always eat.

People don't like
to hear it,

but it's hard for me
to put on weight.

I don't like
hearing that.

Well...
[ Laughs ]

All right.

But...
But thank you for sharing.

Yeah, I mean, I --
I have little stick legs.

Aww.

And...I have a plump little butt
on the back of it.

[ Laughs ] You do?

I do, yeah,
I have a little shelf.

Prove it.
Prove it?

Yeah.
You want to see my butt right now?

Yeah.
All right, hold on.

Let me put
the kickstand down.

You really feel comfortable
showing me your butt right now?

Yeah, I'll show you my butt.
Hold on.

[ Laughing ]
You won't.

I will.

No!
Okay, okay!

Okay!

You don't want to see
my butt?

I -- no, I --
Look at my butt.

I do! Don't!
It's a nice butt.

I'm sure it is.

Just the top half.

Look at the top half.

Look!

Okay, I saw it!
I saw it!

Psych.
It was the whole butt.

Yeah, I saw.

Hold on.
Let me tuck back in.

I can't believe
you showed me your butt.

Oh, shit.

[ Both chuckle ]

Um...you want
to get some food?

I would love
to get some food.

?

?

?

?

?

That's not the point.

If you call your mom
a big, old, fat bitch,

she's gonna be upset.
She's gonna take that out --

Do not --
Oh, shit.

You can open the door
and cash it outside.

Oh, shit.
Yeah, oh, shit.

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