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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,417 --> 00:00:09,750 [ Both moaning ] 2 00:00:09,833 --> 00:00:12,208 We just met at a bar, now you're in my apartment. 3 00:00:12,292 --> 00:00:13,792 -Yeah. -And we're gonna hook up. 4 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:15,458 Yeah, you're so hot. -You're hot. 5 00:00:15,542 --> 00:00:16,750 I'm almost naked. 6 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:18,292 And soon, we're both gonna be naked. 7 00:00:18,375 --> 00:00:19,500 Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:20,708 You were wearing two shirts, 9 00:00:20,792 --> 00:00:22,042 and now you're wearing one shirt. 10 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:25,042 Now you're wearing no shirts. 11 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,917 I'm gonna take off my romper soon. 12 00:00:28,542 --> 00:00:31,708 A romper is a dress, but it becomes shorts. 13 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:33,208 Yeah, I know what a romper is. 14 00:00:33,292 --> 00:00:34,625 I like having socks on. 15 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:36,167 -Can I take mine off? -No! 16 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,292 Okay. 17 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:38,375 -Okay. -Don't take them off. 18 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:39,583 -Okay. [ Smack ] 19 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:41,417 -Did I hit you in the... -Yeah. 20 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,792 -In the dick? -Yeah. 21 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:45,458 I've hit my brother in the dick. 22 00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:47,208 And it hurt him. 23 00:00:47,292 --> 00:00:48,333 Yeah. 24 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:49,750 -I don't want hurt you... -It's fine. 25 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:52,417 ...because I want it to work when we have sex. 26 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:53,792 Should we get on the bed? 27 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,583 Say that you're horny for sex. 28 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,125 I'm horny... 29 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:58,583 for sex. 30 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:01,250 Look at me, in the eyes. 31 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:03,250 I'm horny for sex. 32 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:04,542 Okay, cool. Me too. 33 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:06,083 You're so sexy. 34 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,500 You're sexy, too. 35 00:01:07,583 --> 00:01:09,458 But, like, in an approachable way. 36 00:01:09,542 --> 00:01:11,000 You're like a cousin. 37 00:01:11,083 --> 00:01:12,500 -What? -You're sexy like a cousin. 38 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:14,208 -No, no. -Yeah. 39 00:01:14,292 --> 00:01:15,542 -No. -You're like a cousin. 40 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:16,583 No. 41 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:18,167 Ow! Ow! 42 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,500 You okay? 43 00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:21,750 Yeah, I was just thinking about that viral video 44 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:24,458 with the woman stomping the grapes and she falls. 45 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:25,792 It's so funny. 46 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:28,125 Your dick is, like, very medium. 47 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:30,458 -What? -Like approachable dick. 48 00:01:30,542 --> 00:01:32,250 -That's not sexy. -It's nice. 49 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,750 -No. -[ Sighs ] 50 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:35,500 I can't stop thinking about my family. 51 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:36,708 Okay, I don't... 52 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,417 My grandpa's name is David, too. 53 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,875 -What? -My grandpa's name is David. 54 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,458 He died. 55 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:45,292 You're fun. 56 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:46,792 I'm not gonna give you my number, 57 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:49,542 but I will let you know that I'm at that bar 58 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:51,125 three nights a week. 59 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:53,792 Do you want my number? 60 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,667 No. 61 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,542 Did I do something wrong? 62 00:01:57,625 --> 00:01:59,542 No, you're great. 63 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:01,833 [ Shutter clicks ] 64 00:02:01,917 --> 00:02:04,167 [ Typing ] 65 00:02:12,292 --> 00:02:15,625 ? 66 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:22,500 David: "Pursuant to the requirements 67 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:26,375 set out by Illinois Statute 225 ILCS-107, 68 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:27,750 I am required to inform you 69 00:02:27,833 --> 00:02:29,667 that I not a licensed psychologist, psychiatrist, 70 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,583 or a registered therapist, 71 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,750 but that these therapy sessions are being tape-recorded 72 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:37,458 to provide a record of the 1,920 supervised clinical hours 73 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:39,250 needed to acquire such a license." 74 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,500 So do I have your permission to tape-record this session 75 00:02:41,583 --> 00:02:42,875 as evidence of hours performed? 76 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,292 Yeah, no doubt. 77 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:46,208 So, what brings you in? 78 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:47,708 I'm afraid of being in a coma. 79 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,542 Almost every single hour, I'm thinking, 80 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,125 "What if this puts me in a coma?" 81 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:52,750 And, like, right now, what I'm seeing is, 82 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:56,375 "Could that lamp fall on me and then I get disoriented?" 83 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:58,375 -Don't! -It can't reach. 84 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,042 Why would you -- It can't reach? 85 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:01,417 It has a base. Look at the base of the -- 86 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,792 See, but that's how the panic attack starts. 87 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:04,250 I was trying to show why 88 00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:05,583 you don't need to be worried about it. 89 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:08,625 I want you to focus on not apologizing. 90 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:10,292 Every time you do... 91 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,375 [ Door opens ] ...you reinforce an unhealthy role... 92 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,292 [ Door closes ] ...you're playing in your relationship. 93 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:16,583 Sometimes you just have to own what you do. 94 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,333 I know, but I -- 95 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:19,542 I'm sorry. One sec. 96 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:21,208 I don't think I love anybody. 97 00:03:21,292 --> 00:03:22,542 -Right now? -Yeah. 98 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:24,375 Hey, sometimes you're not ready for love. 99 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:25,583 Ugh. 100 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:26,417 [ Loud clang ] 101 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,583 Mom? 102 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:28,917 [ Clanging continues ] 103 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,125 Mom, what are you doing? 104 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:34,417 I'm so sorry. 105 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,708 You have a fear of what's called locked-in syndrome. 106 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:38,458 -Like locked in? -Yes, locked in. 107 00:03:38,542 --> 00:03:39,833 And that's why doing something like this will freak you out. 108 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:41,542 I am gonna -- Ha! 109 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:43,000 I'm sorry. 110 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:45,000 Don't do that anymore. [ Chuckles ] 111 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,375 Are you going on a boat somewhere? 112 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:49,333 Oh, you're so funny. No. [ Chuckles ] 113 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:51,417 Sorry. Feel better. 114 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,750 I think I loved a little Asian girl when I was in second grade. 115 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,583 Hmm. Didn't we all? 116 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,375 I'm overthinking everything right now, 117 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:01,917 and it's because of you. 118 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,083 Now all I'm gonna think is, like, if I come back here, 119 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:06,292 is he gonna push the lamp in my face again? 120 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:08,667 No, I-I will remove the lamp the next time you're here. 121 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,583 It won't be here. 122 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:16,458 I'm sorry about that. 123 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:18,458 -I'm sorry. -Don't apologize. 124 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:22,750 I'm sorry. 125 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:23,833 Sorry. 126 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:28,458 So, what would you like to talk about? 127 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:31,000 [ Sighs ] 128 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:36,375 Right now, any sexual thought or contact... 129 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:38,292 seems to be impossible. 130 00:04:38,375 --> 00:04:41,875 So you have no interest in anything at all sexually? 131 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:43,792 Correct. 132 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:45,833 W-What do you think is at the root of that? 133 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:49,583 I had an uncle, right? 134 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,667 He was like a father to me. 135 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:52,792 He recently died. 136 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,083 I'm sorry. 137 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:57,000 And we were cleaning out his stuff. 138 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:59,833 And I found a wooden dildo. 139 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:01,000 What? 140 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,667 A wooden dildo. I don't know. 141 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,042 Was it well-sanded? Was there shellac on it? 142 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,333 I don't recall it being shellacked. 143 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:08,542 It was kind of smooth. 144 00:05:08,625 --> 00:05:10,125 Okay. So it smelled like wood? 145 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,333 I didn't smell like sex or sex stuff? 146 00:05:12,417 --> 00:05:14,542 It was wood. I don't recall a scent. 147 00:05:14,625 --> 00:05:17,792 I mean, normally, my olfactory senses are to the fore. 148 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,667 But, no, it didn't smell. 149 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:22,500 Do you think that's the source of your sexual phobia? 150 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:23,875 I don't know. Maybe. 151 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:26,083 I mean, like I said, I-I looked up to him. 152 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:29,167 I mean, you know, everywhere I look in the city, 153 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,792 there's a memory that links back to him. 154 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:38,042 And now...it's clouded by a giant Pinocchio's dick. 155 00:05:39,542 --> 00:05:41,625 Okay. 156 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,708 Well, you know, if these memories are tainted now, 157 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:46,792 maybe you can try to go back to one of those special places 158 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:49,333 and reclaim the old image of your uncle. 159 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,375 I'd like to replace any kind of memory, 160 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:52,875 other than the one of him shoving a big-ass-- 161 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:54,500 Right, right, yeah, yeah. 162 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:56,667 That's exactly what we're... 163 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,542 hoping to... 164 00:05:58,625 --> 00:05:59,708 change. 165 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:00,750 Right. 166 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:03,750 [ Horns honking ] 167 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:05,708 I suck at being single. 168 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:07,875 Going on dates feels like I'm constantly walking through 169 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:09,375 one of those Halloween haunted houses 170 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:12,083 and there's some weird carnie covered in slime 171 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:13,917 waiting for me around every corner. 172 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,958 Is this a dream you had? 173 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:19,125 No. It's just how I feel every day. 174 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:22,750 I like being in a relationship. 175 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,500 I like the comfort. 176 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:27,375 I even like knowing what annoys me about the other person. 177 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:29,583 Well, David, it may be a while 178 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:31,875 before you're interested in someone else again. 179 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:35,500 Well, I'm actually interested in someone now. 180 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:37,667 But it's complicated. 181 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:40,042 How was your week, Rachel? 182 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,625 Well, um... 183 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:46,500 I bought this shirt this week, so it's been pretty great. 184 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:48,042 -Nice. -Yeah. 185 00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:49,667 Yeah. Is that a yearly event, shirt week? 186 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,792 [ Chuckles ] Well, it's not a whole week. 187 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:52,917 It's just a day. 188 00:06:53,042 --> 00:06:54,583 -Oh, okay. All right. -Mm-hmm. 189 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:56,458 So does this happen once annually, 190 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:59,292 or, you know, is it more spontaneous, like a sneeze? 191 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,708 Oh, is -- is it a common thing to talk about 192 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:04,708 something like this at length in therapy? 193 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:08,250 This is actually a technique called "romper room" technique. 194 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:12,792 It's where we kind of just ease into casual romper room talk. 195 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:14,625 -No. -Yeah, it's true. 196 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:18,125 Well, I want to be able to know when I'm going into a room 197 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:19,583 and to say, "Wait a minute. 198 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,083 I don't want to go in the romper room." 199 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:23,750 It's really like a rated-"G" room. 200 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:25,125 Oh, okay. 201 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,125 -Do you like scarves? -No. 202 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:29,000 What's something that you like? 203 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:31,958 Pasta shaped like animals. 204 00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:33,875 -Yeah, for lunch, dinner? -Mm-hmm. 205 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:35,250 Yeah, we're back in the romper room. 206 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:37,125 Oh, shoot! 207 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:39,083 Gosh! How do we keep getting in there? 208 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,917 Anyway, we can get into real stuff. 209 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,750 Okay. 210 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:45,208 Where are you at with this Luther guy? 211 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:47,500 Safe to say that's over? 212 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:49,167 Well, we've been on a few dates. 213 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,875 But, um... 214 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:53,125 not sure how far I'm gonna take it. 215 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:54,958 Ah. Seems like you're kind of putting him 216 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,833 in the friend box then? 217 00:07:56,917 --> 00:08:00,833 No. No, I just -- I don't know what it is yet. 218 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:03,792 A lot of people think there are only two answers to something, 219 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:05,042 yes and no. 220 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,167 There's also a third answer, 221 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:07,625 which is being on the fence. 222 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:09,083 And what people don't know 223 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:12,500 is that being on the fence also means no. 224 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,917 I'm not following. 225 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:18,500 People are in boxes. 226 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:21,083 Like, Luther -- definitely in the friend box. 227 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,958 Me? I'm in the doctor box. 228 00:08:23,042 --> 00:08:24,583 You know, do I like being in there? 229 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,542 No. But I had to make a professional sacrifice. 230 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:28,792 Is it dark in there? 231 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,208 Yeah, but I poked holes so that I can breathe. 232 00:08:31,292 --> 00:08:34,708 Wow. You're really into boxes. 233 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:36,750 No, no, just metaphorically. 234 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,042 Right. 235 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,667 What's my box like? 236 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,792 Hmm? 237 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:44,958 My box? 238 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:47,042 What is my box like? 239 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:49,292 Hmm? 240 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:51,208 If I think about, like, what my box is 241 00:08:51,292 --> 00:08:54,083 and what's inside of it, it's empty right now. 242 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,250 I want to put stuff in it. 243 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:58,000 I want to fill my box. 244 00:08:58,083 --> 00:08:59,875 That's your prerogative. 245 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:01,750 Can I tell you a secret? 246 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:02,917 Yeah, sure. 247 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,292 I just put you in the romper room. 248 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:09,292 That's how you do it. 249 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:10,917 I was wondering... 250 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,750 the box discussion kind of shifted a little bit. 251 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:18,708 It didn't give me away that I said "box" about 400 times? 252 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,250 I was just trying to stay professional. 253 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,583 -[ Laughs ] -It's, uh... 254 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:25,625 I might -- I might need to start a new tape. 255 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:27,292 Remember on Facebook when you used to be able 256 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:29,667 to list yourself as single, in a relationship, 257 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:30,750 or it's complicated? 258 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:32,042 I'm not on Facebook, David. 259 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:33,333 Oh, of course you're not. 260 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:34,667 Well, basically, it was just an excuse 261 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,000 to get people to ask, "Okay, what's going on?" 262 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:38,333 This is like that, 263 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:40,917 except I don't want you to ask me what's going on. 264 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 David, it's my job to ask you what's going on. 265 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,500 Well, you can ask, but... 266 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,250 I'm a bad boy, and I'm not gonna tell you. 267 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,792 [ Laughs ] 268 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:52,583 Oh, you laughed. I've never seen that before. 269 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,083 This is like a breakthrough for me. 270 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:55,833 Sometimes I do laugh. 271 00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:57,875 Looky, looky, I got Hookie. 272 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,167 I don't know what that means. 273 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,833 It's from the movie "Hook." 274 00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:02,333 Oh, I didn't see that movie. 275 00:10:02,417 --> 00:10:04,958 Dustin Hoffman murders a child, 276 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:07,667 which, in hindsight, is -- is pretty tragic. 277 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,292 It's this old white man killing this young Asian boy. 278 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:12,042 This is a children's movie? 279 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:13,708 Yeah, it's based on Peter Pan. 280 00:10:13,792 --> 00:10:15,083 Oh. I read that. 281 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:16,917 So you haven't seen any of the Peter Pan movies, 282 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,583 not even the animated one? 283 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,458 I didn't know there was more than one. 284 00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:22,667 You should see "Hook." It's really good. 285 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:25,333 Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, 286 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,417 Julia Roberts at her most desperate. 287 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,917 Even more desperate than "My Best Friend's Wedding." 288 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 What happened at your best friend's wedding? 289 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,208 No, that's the name of the movie -- 290 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:37,333 "My Best Friend's Wedding." -Oh. 291 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:38,917 You didn't see "My Best Friend's Wedding"? 292 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,333 No, David, I didn't. 293 00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:42,792 Well, these are pretty iconic roles for Julia Roberts. 294 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,000 I don't know who that is. 295 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:46,667 Oh, my God. 296 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:50,667 My mom's always on my back. 297 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,708 I moved out two years ago, but she's relentless. 298 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:57,000 I mean, I pay all my bills. I bought my own Xbox. 299 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,083 I'm getting really tense just talking about it 300 00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:00,500 and being in here. 301 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,333 That's okay. That's what this is all about. 302 00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:05,958 You just get all the tension out. 303 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,000 Oh. 304 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,042 Oh, no. Uh... 305 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:12,333 No, no, no. 306 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:13,875 Uh, you probably shouldn't... 307 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:15,750 Ever since the divorce... 308 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,375 my mom's been -- [ Coughs ] 309 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,458 Whoa! Ugh! 310 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:20,917 There's a dream of mine that I want 311 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 to open up an ice-cream shop. -That's great. 312 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,792 Whenever you start feeling these panic attacks... 313 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,667 Uh-huh. ...I just want you to go in your head 314 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,792 and visualize some of these ice creams. 315 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,125 Oh. And just bring your anxiety down. 316 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,750 -Yeah. -Okay. 317 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:33,708 Right now, walk me through what this place looks like, 318 00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:36,000 and I'm just gonna do a little exercise here with you, okay? Okay. 319 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:39,250 I'm not comfortable slapping her on the bottom. 320 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,792 Oh, come on. 321 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,167 Sometimes I just want to make love. 322 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,750 I just want some "PG" butt stuff. 323 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,208 He is way too scared. 324 00:11:46,292 --> 00:11:48,750 Okay, well, "PG" butt stuff, what's wrong with that? 325 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,083 There's no such thing as "PG" butt stuff. 326 00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:52,250 It's all hard "R." 327 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,708 Oh, fuck off. 328 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:56,000 Okay, all right, before anyone fucks off, 329 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,208 we're making some real progress here. 330 00:11:58,292 --> 00:12:00,000 Let's say I'm interviewing you for a job. 331 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,083 Okay, so you sit down, I get your r�sum�. 332 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:04,083 Why don't you tell me a little bit more about yourself? 333 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:06,333 Well, I'd like to be sitting exactly where you're sitting 334 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:08,458 in nearly three years total time. 335 00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:10,875 Wow, that's a lot of ambition. I like ambition. 336 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:12,250 And I like your daughter. 337 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,667 -What? -I like your daughter. 338 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,000 Okay, you're pointing to a picture 339 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,417 of my daughter on my desk. 340 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,375 Or is that your wife, sir? Congratulations. 341 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,250 Okay, I -- I don't think -- 342 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,958 That's probably not a good move. 343 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,875 So, you open the front door, 344 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:26,417 and there's a little bell that rings. 345 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:30,000 There's wallpaper that's just all candy canes. 346 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,542 Then behind the counter, 347 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,917 it looks like an old-timey soda jerk kind of place. 348 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,208 The tables all have ice cream on the tablecloths. 349 00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:40,708 Wow. And then I'm behind the counter, 350 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,875 and then I might have one employee, 351 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,417 maybe like a teenager or something, who helps me out. 352 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,292 You get those scoops with the little -- the clicker scoop. 353 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,917 -Yeah. -Yeah. 354 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,625 Okay, but what Daniel is saying is he doesn't believe 355 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,125 that there is "PG" or even "PG-13" butt stuff. 356 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:03,833 He thinks it begins with the hard "R." 357 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,750 Yeah, I can tell you what he is into 358 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,125 and what he's totally comfortable with 359 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,875 is relentless, sustained eye contact. 360 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:12,250 It's a very intimate gift you share with your lover. 361 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,167 Can you say "sex"? 362 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,917 -I like to say "making love." -Fucking. 363 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,417 If you had a daughter and I said, "Hi. Nice to meet you. 364 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,000 This is our first time meeting. I want to fuck your daughter." 365 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,417 That's so fucked up, dude. 366 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,875 Exactly. That's what you did. 367 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:27,000 I was charming, though, about it. 368 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:30,000 I came in being like, "Oh, who's this magnificent thing?" 369 00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:33,833 "I'd love to fuck it." 370 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,375 Dude, that's rude, dude. 371 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:37,583 That's rude. That's rude. 372 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,042 But do you know I'm a rude dude? 373 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,708 It says it on the back of my license plate. 374 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,250 You ever do this? Watch this. 375 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,458 [ Inhales deeply ] 376 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,458 Cash money, baby. 377 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:53,875 [ Aerosol hissing, dogs barking in distance ] 378 00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:02,208 David: Uh, hi. 379 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,583 Hello. 380 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,542 I was looking for an open door, 381 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:06,792 and I notice your door is open, 382 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,375 so you must be in the right place. 383 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,542 Oh, uh... 384 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,542 You must be Trevor, my 2:00. 385 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:15,750 I'm Dr. David Tracy. 386 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,542 Oh, okay. We can start early. 387 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,542 Uh... 388 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:23,958 Well, normally, I sit there. 389 00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:25,583 But you know what? I-It doesn't matter. 390 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,167 You can sit there. 391 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,542 Yeah, yeah, that's -- Okay, that's fine. 392 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:31,417 All right, well, let's get started. 393 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,667 "...But that these therapy sessions are being tape-recorded 394 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,292 to provide a record of the 1,920 supervised clinical hours 395 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:42,708 needed to acquire such a license." 396 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:45,042 Oh. 397 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,958 So, what would you like to talk about? 398 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,250 What brings you to therapy? 399 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:51,375 I'm having a hard time... 400 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,125 holding down a job. 401 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:56,417 So what is it about these jobs that make them difficult to -- 402 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,417 Communication issues come up a lot. 403 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,208 Talking to people wrong comes up. 404 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:06,417 Working with other people not well is another issue. 405 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,583 The way I dialogue with people. 406 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,542 Is that cool? -It is cool. 407 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,167 -I'm trying to figure it out. -Yeah. 408 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,458 Yes, that's what we're here to do is to figure it out. 409 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,542 It is cool. -Is that cool? 410 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,292 -It's cool. -Is it cool? 411 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,292 It is cool. 412 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,792 Cool. 413 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:25,500 Would you like to talk about it? 414 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,042 I used to have a turtle. 415 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,792 Its name was Thomas. Thomas Turtle. 416 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,708 My girlfriend -- I never had a girlfriend -- 417 00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,583 called it T Squared because of the two T's. 418 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,458 Makes sense. It wasn't a turtle. 419 00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:39,625 It was a tortoise. What's the difference? 420 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,625 Who gives a fuck? I don't. 421 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:45,042 So I'm having angst. 422 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,292 You know, heavy heart. 423 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:51,208 Can you describe what having a heavy heart is like? 424 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:54,042 Lost. 425 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,708 Hopeless. 426 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,250 Dank. 427 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,625 Dark. 428 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,208 Bottomless. 429 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,417 Black. 430 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:07,167 Endless fucking pit. 431 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,208 So, what are your thoughts? 432 00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:15,500 I-I-I think I'm going to recommend you 433 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,167 to another therapist. 434 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,167 I think your issues might be best dealt with 435 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,917 by someone who has a-a little more experience 436 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,042 in this particular area -- whatever it is. 437 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:27,833 Her name is Sue. She's great. 438 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:33,375 [ Chuckles ] 439 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:51,417 [ Door opens, closes ] 440 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,125 [ Recorder clicks ] 441 00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,667 Renetta: Yes, I will e-mail you the tracking number. 442 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,542 Oh, happy to do it. 443 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,083 No, it's a pleasure. 444 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:04,708 No, I'm -- I'm -- I'm honored. 445 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:07,208 It's -- I'm -- I'm beside myself. 446 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,667 Yes. No, I -- Absolutely. 447 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,208 Yeah, bye-bye. 448 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,167 Uh, Mom, where's the coffee maker? 449 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,042 Oh, the coffee maker was on the fritz, so I threw it out. 450 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,625 These are better, anyway. 451 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,083 What is that? 452 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,542 They're coffee singles 453 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,708 for the professional woman on the go. 454 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:27,458 Mom, you're retired and you never leave the house. 455 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:28,542 That's not true. 456 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:30,042 I go to the racetrack 457 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,333 and my dance class every week. 458 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:33,333 These can't be good. 459 00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:34,458 Mm-hmm! 460 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:35,750 Try it. 461 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,333 You know what? 462 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:47,333 That tastes like water from a tire. 463 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,500 Oh, you. 464 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,375 Always the jokester. 465 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,500 [ Chuckles ] 466 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,417 It's coffee in a bag. 467 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,417 With Amanda, I knew what Saturday looked like... Mm-hmm. 468 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,542 ...I knew what Wednesday looked like. 469 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,417 Now... 470 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,792 I don't know if I'm doing it right. 471 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,792 Oh, David, there is no right or wrong. 472 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,708 You're just alive. 473 00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:11,750 That fucking suck. 474 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,458 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 475 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:15,625 Oh, man. 476 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,500 Try your words. 477 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:20,083 Oh, all I'm thinking of is movie references now. 478 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,208 Have you seen "The Matrix"? -I have not. 479 00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:24,125 Keanu Reeves. 480 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,708 Is that someone you know? 481 00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,500 Holy shit! 482 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:28,958 Get a magazine. 483 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,875 Oh, David, it's so clear when you're judging. 484 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,583 [ Sighs ] 485 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:39,542 ? 486 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:40,792 I thought you said it was cool. 487 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,500 I never said it was cool. 488 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,333 Do you know that every time he comes, he cries? 489 00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,333 You can't tell him that. That's private. 490 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,667 Is it true? 491 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,417 Yes. 492 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,833 Well, you don't need to cry. It's -- It's natural. 493 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,792 It's just a really emotional moment for me. 494 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,083 Have you ever read the book 495 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,333 "Johnny Got His Gun" by Dalton Trumbo? 496 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:58,458 No. 497 00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,292 Don't read it. 498 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,208 Why would you bring it up then if you don't want me to read it? 499 00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:03,917 Now all I'm gonna think about is that book 500 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,333 and having to go get it. What's it about? 501 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,167 Oh, boy. Okay, it's about a World War I soldier 502 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,250 who is too close to an explosion, 503 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,417 and the doctors save his life, but, basically, 504 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,167 it's caved in his face so he can't see. 505 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,458 So he's living in his mind, 506 00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:17,333 and he's remembering all these things, 507 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,583 and he's kind of aware of what's -- what's happening, but -- 508 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,333 Why would you bring this book up? 509 00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:22,542 Why would I -- Why would I ever want to read this book? 510 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,625 Well, hold on. There's kind of a happy ending. 511 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,042 Well, not really. 512 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,208 Can you say that you want to have sex with her? 513 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,708 I want to have sex with you. 514 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,625 You sound like a 13-year-old talking to a prostitute. 515 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,875 That's really vile. 516 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:40,167 Just finish your bowl and we'll get back to this, okay? 517 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,708 And don't blow it in my face. 518 00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:44,208 Do not cash it in my plant. 519 00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:46,292 What if you weren't afraid of being inside? 520 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:49,542 What if when you were inside, it was a very happy place? 521 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,542 You ever see "Diving Bell and the Butterfly"? 522 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,583 No. What is that? 523 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,167 It's this gorgeous French movie. 524 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,542 It's about this guy who gets paralyzed, 525 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,375 and all he can see is a tiny sliver. 526 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,833 I don't want to hear about these people who are in comas. 527 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,333 It's quite beautiful. 528 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,750 It sounds horrifying. 529 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,583 I wish you would make a little more progress 530 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,458 in my ass and pussy, because this is bullshit. 531 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:10,417 We're not in prison. I'm not gonna touch her asshole. 532 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,250 Assholes are in play everywhere, not just prison. 533 00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,708 -[ Coughs ] -Finish the bowl. 534 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,708 Last of the bowlhicans. 535 00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,208 No. 536 00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:22,083 -I never saw that. -Never say that again. 537 00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,750 -Last of the bowlhicans? -Never say that again. 538 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:24,917 -Last of the -- -That's it. Stop. 539 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,750 Stop, please. 540 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:30,458 Never say "Last of the bowlhicans" again. 541 00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,917 Don't say it to me. Don't say it to yourself. 542 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,833 Do not say it to other people. 543 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,375 Well, I'm 1/4 bowlhican. 544 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,625 [ Sighs ] 545 00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:42,250 Jesus. 546 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,833 How deep is that fucking bowl?! 547 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:49,542 Greg: This was my uncle's go-to picnic and promenade spot. 548 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,792 David: Of course it was. This place is beautiful. Mm. 549 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,125 Doesn't it mean something 550 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,708 that he wanted to share all this with you? 551 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,500 Yeah, but in light of recent events, 552 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,708 the whole park has taken on a... 553 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,375 hue of lasciviousness. 554 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:04,833 Come on. What could be more wholesome 555 00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:06,792 than a walk in the park? 556 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,625 I just saw that squirrel trying to get a nut. 557 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,542 Well, that's okay. That's what squirrels eat. 558 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:13,292 I can't help but notice we're surrounded by wood. 559 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:15,625 Well, yeah, they're trees. This is nature. 560 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,875 And the grass. 561 00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:19,083 What about it? 562 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,917 Looks like pubes coming from the ground. 563 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,708 Jesus. 564 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,917 You're a computer programmer, right? 565 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,667 -Freelance, yeah. -Great, okay. 566 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,375 So what you have is a bug in your software. 567 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,125 That's how you're thinking about your uncle. 568 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,833 All you have to do is update your software and fix the bug. 569 00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:38,625 [ Laughs ] Doc, I-I wish it was that simple, I really do. 570 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:39,833 Well, it can be. 571 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,667 You have to realize that he was a normal person 572 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,958 just ahead of his time. 573 00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:45,000 -He was a progressive. -No, he wasn't. 574 00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,792 It's totally normal behavior. 575 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,875 -No, it is not. -Yes, it is. 576 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,875 Prove it. 577 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,000 I mean, you can't just say -- Look, we're -- 578 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,000 Mankind's understanding of sexuality 579 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,667 continues to evolve, right? 580 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,917 -Mm-hmm. -It regressed for a while, 581 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,542 and now it's -- now it's -- it's back. 582 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,542 You know, Doc, I would like to leave now 583 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,000 and go get a cup of coffee. 584 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,333 Those two bushes are starting to bother me. 585 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:07,917 I really think we should stay here. 586 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,708 You're not gonna learn anything if you're not... 587 00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:11,667 [ Sighs ] 588 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,833 I really think I'd like to go get some coffee. 589 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,167 Oh, the cruel timing. 590 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,125 What? 591 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,000 Uh, oh, okay. 592 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,042 Maybe we should get a cup of coffee. 593 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,458 -Yeah. -Let's go back this way. 594 00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:21,792 Well, I'm parked right over here. 595 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,000 No, no, no. We got to go back this way. 596 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,583 Trust me, submit to the process. 597 00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:26,625 I'm just -- -But I'm... 598 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:28,792 [ Dogs barking in distance ] 599 00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:35,917 You keep the blender in your room now? 600 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,375 I have to. 601 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,167 Okay, you keep the toaster down there, too, 602 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,208 'cause it's missing? -[ Laughs ] Oh, my God. 603 00:22:41,292 --> 00:22:43,125 You don't know what's going on, do you? 604 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,042 You've been too busy fake-doctoring 605 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:46,375 out in the garage all week. 606 00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:48,833 Look, you know where the toaster is or not? 607 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:50,083 [ Clears throat ] Come on. 608 00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,875 Let's go for a walk. 609 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,417 Do you remember what was on that wall? 610 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:58,833 Uh, no, Barry, I don't. 611 00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,083 The clown painting Uncle Gary made in rehab. 612 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,208 Oh, right. What happened to it? 613 00:23:03,292 --> 00:23:06,167 Come on, follow me. We're not done yet. 614 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,083 What's missing from that corner? 615 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:10,042 Uh, I don't... 616 00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:12,583 It's pretty dark in here, David. 617 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:13,875 Wait. 618 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,750 The lamp is missing? It's gone? 619 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,917 Ding, ding, ding, fucking idiot. 620 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Photo hunt's not even over yet. 621 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,833 Wait a minute. Where are the DVDs? 622 00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:23,750 France, Iowa. 623 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:27,500 Whoever Mom sold them to, that's where they are. 624 00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,042 "Terminator 1," gone. 625 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,833 "Terminator 2," gone. 626 00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:32,958 "Terminator Salvation," gone. 627 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:34,792 "Terminator: Rise of the Machines," gone. 628 00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:36,375 "Terminator: Genisys," gone. 629 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,667 "Triplets of Belleville," gone. What? 630 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,125 David, you shouldn't be worried about 631 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,042 your old French lesbian cartoon. 632 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,458 You should be worried about the fact 633 00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:45,958 that Mom's selling all this shit. 634 00:23:46,042 --> 00:23:47,958 They were sisters. They're not lesbians. 635 00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:50,292 French people are weird. 636 00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,792 [ Sighs ] She's worried about the loans. 637 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,750 Yeah, she is. 638 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:57,667 We all are. 639 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,625 You've crippled us, David. 640 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:00,792 Okay. 641 00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,792 You've crippled your family. 642 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:02,875 Okay. 643 00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:04,458 All right, well... 644 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,250 I'll be in the basement with the door locked 645 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:10,250 so that no one can steal my shit and sell it on the Internet. 646 00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:13,708 Oh, no. 647 00:24:13,792 --> 00:24:15,833 She got the blender! God damn it! 648 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,500 Mom! 649 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,917 [ Horn honks ] 650 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,500 David: I'm sorry. 651 00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:24,208 What the hell were we talking about before this? 652 00:24:24,292 --> 00:24:28,125 Oh. I was not talking about my secret crush. 653 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,833 Right. 654 00:24:29,917 --> 00:24:31,167 Who is she? 655 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,792 I don't know. 656 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:34,083 [ Singsong voice ] Doug. 657 00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:35,667 Come on. 658 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,917 Hmm, Doug? 659 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,708 You know how I get when you sing my name. 660 00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:41,583 -Who is she? -I can't tell you. 661 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,167 [ Normal voice ] Is it Tanya from that Lady Footlocker? 662 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:44,833 No, she won't return my calls. 663 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:48,167 Is it Kimberly, that high-powered librarian downtown? 664 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,875 No, she won't return my calls. 665 00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,167 Is it Desiree, the kindergarten teacher by your house? 666 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,917 No, she moved to Scottsdale. 667 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,042 Oh, no. Oh, dear. 668 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:57,833 I can't tell you who it is. 669 00:24:57,917 --> 00:24:59,708 But it's cool to be eating food with you again. 670 00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:01,292 Yeah. 671 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,042 Remember when we used to take breaks from watching TV 672 00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,417 and go out on the porch? 673 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,750 -Oh, yeah. -Hey, also, you remember when 674 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,750 Cats Back on the Boogie used to harmonize? 675 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:10,875 Like... 676 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:12,042 Both: ? Ooh ? 677 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:15,083 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 678 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:17,625 ? Ooh ? 679 00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:20,000 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 680 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,208 Yeah, I remember that. 681 00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:23,708 Mm. Cats love harmonizing. 682 00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:26,875 ? 683 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:30,625 Greg: I wish I had known prior to meeting you what this place was. 684 00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:34,208 This is what we refer to as immersion therapy, all right? 685 00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:35,542 You surround yourself by the things 686 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,083 that are causing you anxiety. 687 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:38,583 Now, the real reason that I brought you here 688 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,333 was so that I could point out the customers 689 00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:42,583 and you could see for yourself just how normal they are. 690 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:43,917 Okay, look -- for example. 691 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,958 All right, look at this. Perfectly normal couple. 692 00:25:46,042 --> 00:25:48,250 They're probably teachers or -- 693 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:50,250 Well, you take a crack at it. 694 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,750 Yeah, sure. They could be anything. 695 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,083 Um... 696 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,000 Kindergarten teachers. -Good. 697 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:57,875 First-grade teachers. 698 00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,250 Second-grade teachers. 699 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:01,250 Okay, a little redundant, but good, good. 700 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,583 Oh. Here we go, Greg. 701 00:26:03,667 --> 00:26:05,750 Look at this perfectly normal person. 702 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,583 Okay, he's just browsing the DVD selection. 703 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,125 Not really sure why. 704 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:11,250 Whatever he's looking at could easily be found online, 705 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:13,583 and probably in multitude. 706 00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:14,917 Everything's online these days. 707 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,917 Some of the nastiest stuff is online. 708 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,083 But, again, we're not here to judge. 709 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:21,875 He's entitled to his sexual desires, just like anyone else. 710 00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:27,750 You know, whether it's S&M or BDSM or foot stuff. 711 00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,083 -Foot stuff? -Oh, man. 712 00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:30,375 I had this friend who was 713 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,292 completely obsessed with foot stuff. 714 00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:33,958 Basically, it's when two people -- 715 00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:36,375 Well, one person takes their feet and -- 716 00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:37,958 Well, I guess you could have one foot if you're -- 717 00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:39,792 -What? -It doesn't matter. 718 00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:42,625 The point is this is a perfectly normal, well-adjusted man 719 00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:44,750 who happens to be sexually open-minded, 720 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,250 just like your uncle. 721 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:48,375 Yeah. Yeah, I'm starting to get this now. Okay. 722 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,125 Like those two white women over there, 723 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,083 they probably own an Etsy business 724 00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:55,792 making scarves and handmade headbands. 725 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,792 Yes, yes, exactly. That's very good. 726 00:26:57,875 --> 00:26:58,833 That -- Aah. 727 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,792 Is this part of the exercise, Doc? 728 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:02,333 Uh... 729 00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:03,958 What's wrong? 730 00:27:04,042 --> 00:27:05,917 Uh, um, I'll be right back. 731 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,333 Where -- Where are you going? 732 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,458 ? 733 00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:19,000 Hey. 734 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,292 Hello, David. 735 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:27,000 Well, this is kind of weird, huh? 736 00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:28,792 Not really. 737 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:32,208 Just normal people expressing themselves in a sexual way. 738 00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:37,208 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 739 00:27:37,292 --> 00:27:39,667 What are you doing here? 740 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,792 What do you think I'm doing here, David? 741 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:44,708 Oh, yeah. 742 00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:46,833 The thing you just said. 743 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:48,208 I'm sorry. 744 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,542 I'm just here with a... 745 00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:53,458 ...uncle. 746 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:57,333 David, I don't need to know. 747 00:27:57,417 --> 00:27:59,208 Right. Of course. 748 00:27:59,292 --> 00:28:02,292 ? 749 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,375 I'll see you next week? 750 00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:19,458 -Goodbye, David. -Okay. 751 00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:23,250 Greg: So, really, all this does 752 00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:26,958 is add a tingling sensation to my genitalia during intercourse? 753 00:28:27,042 --> 00:28:29,417 Yes. 754 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,917 I wouldn't be opposed to that. 755 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,917 You take debit card? 756 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,542 ? 757 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,792 I mean, I think you did pretty good. 758 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:41,125 I got to say, you got a pretty good haul. 759 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:44,833 You got to feel good about your purchases, but, honestly, you... 760 00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:52,042 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 761 00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,000 Thank you. 762 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:56,583 Honestly, you did a -- 763 00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:58,083 Yeah, I'll se-- I'll see you at the -- 764 00:28:58,167 --> 00:28:59,333 Okay. 765 00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:02,500 ? 766 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,792 [ Indistinct conversations ] 767 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:39,417 ? 768 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:53,000 ? 769 00:29:53,083 --> 00:30:06,167 ? 770 00:30:06,217 --> 00:30:10,767 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54563

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