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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Welcome back to Shake It Up, Chicago!
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I'm your host, or, as some
would say, your puppet master.
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You've been asking for a big finale
and I was able to pull a few strings.
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Now, dance, my little puppets! Dance!
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(Electronic pop song playing)
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H-h-h-hey, come on! Drop the
beat on us all night long.
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We see you in your booth. You're
the puppeteer so make us move.
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You know my song. You
so better get it on.
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What you're dealing with is a situation.
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Ticking like a bomb
that's about to blow.
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Know you got the song.
Bring it on. Baby let it go.
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Go, go, go!
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D-DJ, some bass! Hit
the button, initiate.
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Crank it up and no time to waste.
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We already took the bait.
The bait, the bait, the bait.
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Bait-bait-bait. The bait, the
bait. Bait-bait-bait-bait-bait.
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- Woman: All the boys say...
- Chorus: Bring it up!
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- Woman: All the girls say...
- Chorus: Bring it up!
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- Woman: All the boys say...
- Chorus: Bring it up!
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- Woman: All the girls say...
- Chorus: Bring it up!
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All: More! Come on and give us more.
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Drop the beat as sharp as
a razor. Sharp as a razor.
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- Woman: All the girls say...
- Chorus: Bring it up!
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- Woman: All the boys say...
- Chorus: Bring it up!
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- Woman: All the girls say...
- Chorus: Bring it up!
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- Woman: All the boys say...
- Chorus: Bring it up!
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All: More! Come on and give us more.
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Drop the beat as sharp as
a razor. Sharp as a razor.
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(Audience cheering)
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Everybody, everybody,
get out on the floor.
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It can get a little crazy
when the kick hits the 4.
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Make a scene, make a
scene, nobody can ignore.
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Don't knock it. 'Til you rock
it. We can't take it no more.
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Bring the lights
up, bust the doors down.
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All together now.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
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Shake It Up.
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Hey, here comes Deuce and his dad.
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Hello, Chicago!
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Make way for the two-time
reigning champs of the
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Indoor Fun Zone Father-Son
Bowling Tournament!
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Can I get a "Viva Martinez"?
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- All: Viva Martinez!
- Louder!
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All: Viva Martinez!
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That's right! We're going to
crush the competition! (Laughs)
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Take it down a notch,
Deuce. Don't be so cocky.
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Although, who's kidding who? We
got the tournament in the bag!
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Oh, hey, check out our team shirts.
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Ty: "Martinez Plumbing.
King of Toilets".
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My dream is that every time someone
sits on a toilet, they think "Martinez".
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How about they just
think George Martinez?
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With a name like "Deuce"? Not likely.
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Ty, take a picture of the
future three-time champs.
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All right.
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(Cell phone buzzes)
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Hold on.
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Can you believe this?
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They're letting a Mother-Daughter
team in the Father-Son tournament!
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Is there nothing left for just us men?
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Oh, aside from writing
our name in the snow.
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That's how I learned to write cursive.
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- Hey, Ty, snap the picture.
- Know what we're going to do?
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We're going down there and we're
telling them either those girls are gone,
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or we're gone.
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(Weakly) Take the picture.
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Because when Martinez men take a
stand, nothing can bring us down!
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Oh! (Thuds)
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Except maybe a 4-pound ball.
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Hey, CeCe! I've got great news!
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Me too! J. Lee Designs
started an online store.
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I've been sitting here putting
clothes into my online shopping bag...
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And then taking them out again
because I can't afford them.
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Isn't that the store on Michigan
Avenue that banned you for life?
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Stupid snooty clerks. They won't
let me try on their clothes.
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Well, when I'm a famous
dancer/choreographer,
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they're gonna beg me to
come into their little store.
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And I'm going to say, "sorry, I'm too
busy deciding how many hot male models"
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"will be dancing with me and
Lady Gaga at her next concert!"
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I love that you have goals,
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but why do they seem to all
revolve around hot male models?
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Anyway, I'm in the final round
for the Kurland Scholarship!
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- Ooh!
- I know.
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It's down to me and 49 other people.
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Forty-nine! So if I do good in
my interview, then I can win!
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And then, hello, Harvard,
because I'm a shoe-in!
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Am I interrupting?
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- Yes.
- Good.
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Behold! The latest purse from
French designer Robaire Lotaire.
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Tinka, no one's interested in... (Gasps)
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That is stunning! Isn't it, Rocky?
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Sorry, can't hear you over the
sound of how awesome that purse is.
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Hello, Tinka Hessenheffer.
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Another day, another fashion don't.
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Ah, Kristin Wibler.
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I like your outfit.
Very rainbow-vomit chic.
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Please. Your fashion
sense is so under-evolved,
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it breathes underwater and
still can't walk upright.
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(All laughing)
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Curse her and her
Darwin-inspired humor.
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If I had that Robaire Lotaire purse,
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my fashion Nemesis would have
to bow to my superior style.
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And if I had that purse,
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those stupid snooty clerks would be
begging me to try on their clothes.
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If I had that purse, I'd be
a stand out at my interview.
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How much is it?
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Holy karaoke!
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- Wow, they charge an arm and a leg.
- Well, in that case, I suggest CeCe pays.
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Let's go to shop class
and borrow the band saw.
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Or...
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We can just go to Fashion Ren-tour.
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It's an online store where
you just rent high-end fashion.
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Mark the date. It took 10 years,
but CeCe finally had a great idea.
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Deucie, sign this petition.
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The school won't let Mariel on the
baseball team because she's a girl.
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- Well, that doesn't sound right. Pen me.
- Hold up!
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Girls already have their own softball
team boys are not allowed to play on.
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I know. I tried. Couldn't
even get in the locker room.
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That's a good point. Forget the pen.
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Mariel's really good and should
be able to play on the team.
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Well, you know, she did used to
hit a lot of home runs off of me.
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Who didn't?
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You know what? Dina's right.
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You know, I'm going to
start my own petition...
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To allow men in your relationship.
Because right now, I don't see any.
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(All sighing)
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Amazing.
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Beautiful.
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Gorgeous.
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All: I get it first!
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(Polite laughter)
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Okay ladies.
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Chill out, we only have a week with
the bag before we have to send it back,
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so we need a purse-sharing schedule.
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- Great. I have a pen in my backpack.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay, got it.
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Right, my notebook's on the table.
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(Polite laughter)
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Perfect. Let's write down our names...
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I'll write my name
I'll be using it first.
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It's my notebook!
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Okay. Ladies...
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(Exhales)
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What we need is an independent
third party to come in and decide
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who gets the bag first and then
we'll switch off from there.
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An independent third party?
Like the Libertarians?
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What? I go to school, too.
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Fine. Flynn!
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Uh-oh. Three girls plus
one purse equals no Flynn.
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Flynn, wait. We need you to
help regulate our purse schedule.
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What's the big deal with purses anyway?
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I keep everything in my pocket.
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I've got three quarters, the remote control
and a turkey leg in my pants right now.
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Everything a growing boy needs.
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All right, growing boy. Decide
who gets the purse first.
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Okay. I'm thinking of a
number between one and 100.
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- Is it twenty?
- It is now.
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Tinka: Kristin Wibler!
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I've come for you!
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Well, well, well. Tinka Hessenheffer.
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You've called down the fashion
thunder, and now you've got it!
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How do you want to play this?
Walk 12 paces, turn and pose?
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Works for me.
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(Upbeat electronic music playing)
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(Weakly) I'm so cold...
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(Gasps)
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So...
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Cold...
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Well, we sure told that
bowling league President!
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We sure did. When you said it was
us or them, I was like, heck yes!
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And when he said we could quit and
forfeit our entry fee, I was like, heck no!
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I think we learned an
important lesson today.
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That no matter how much we complain
and yell, we don't always get our way?
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Yep.
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And don't assume just
because someone looks Irish,
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they can't understand
basic Spanish swear words.
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Take that with you,
son. Take that with you.
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You know what?
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It doesn't matter if they let a
Mother-Daughter team in the tournament.
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- We're still going to win.
- We're going to mop the floor with them.
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And then give them back their mop! Yeah!
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Deuce! What's wrong with
you? That is totally sexist.
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Your mother and I did not
raise you that way, son.
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Hi, Deucie. Hi, Deucie's dad.
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- Hi, Dina!
- Dina!
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Oh, dad, this is Mrs. Garcia.
Mrs. Garcia, my dad, George.
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It's an honor. I recognize you
from your "King of Toilets" ads.
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(Laughs) I bet you're flush
with cash, Your Highness.
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May I say, your daughter
is the perfect young lady.
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Oh, thank you.
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And your son, well...
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He doesn't bother me
as much as he used to.
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You and me both.
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So, um, what brings you guys down here?
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My ma and I got to practice
for Saturday's tournament.
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Hey, we're in a
tournament Saturday, too!
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What a coinky-dink! What time is yours?
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Deuce! You're slower
than a clogged pipe.
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That's the Mother-Daughter team
horning in on our tournament!
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Oh.
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(Whimpering) Oh, no.
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Sweetie.
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Look, I just wanted to say I'm not
upset about the whole tournament thing.
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I mean, I'm guessing it was
your pushy mother's idea.
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It's not your fault. I get it.
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You're under her thumb.
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It's going to be pretty hard for
you to bowl without your thumb.
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What?
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Did I say something wrong?
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Are you mad at me?
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I'm furious with you!
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For what? You don't
belong in that tournament!
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Like my dad says, there are some
traditions that are just for boys.
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Like Father-Son tournaments
and... wearing a cup.
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Really? Then why did you sign Mariel's
petition for the exact opposite position?
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Well, I...
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I'll tell you why, it's because
you don't have your own opinions.
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- But I...
- You're like a weather vane.
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The wind blows you one way,
then the wind blows you another.
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Why don't you just blow it out your ear!
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Yeah, you know, sometimes you just got
to show these girlfriends who's boss.
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You know? (Straining)
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- Dina: Deucie!
- (Weakly) I'm coming!
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Ugh. Take it. Take
this curse of a purse.
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I never want to see it again.
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Okay, but you're still chipping
in your full share, right?
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I would pay you to keep this
Robaire Disas-taire away from me.
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I'm starting to think something happened
between the last time we saw you and now.
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Have you seen the school blog today?
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"Who wore it best?
Tinka versus Kristin".
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Ouch. She beat you by 95%.
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- I am humiliated!
- And I'm shocked.
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- Thank you.
- I thought it would be 100%.
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Did you see those matching shoes?
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I voted for her twice.
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00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:58,913
So did I.
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00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:09,218
Okay, son. This is it. We win
this game, we win the trophy!
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It's the Magnificent Martinez Men
versus that gaggle of girly Garcia's.
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You know what we have to do, right?
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Yeah. We've got to focus and bowl
like we've never bowled before!
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No! We've got to outwit
and manipulate them!
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(Scoffs)
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Who raised you?
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Now, go ahead. I'll work the
mother, you work the daughter.
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Both: (High-pitched) Viva Martinez!
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Sweetie. Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Sure.
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Whose opinion are you
going to give me now?
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I just want to apologize. I mean, I
guess I got a little emotional because...
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Bowling is really the only
thing my dad and I do together.
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He's always so busy working that I
barely get to spend any time with him.
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You mean, his plumbing business
is number one, and you're...
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Number two.
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00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:07,670
I guess I just wanted to make him proud.
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And, you know, if I don't win, then...
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Never mind.
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(Voice breaking) Good luck.
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It's just that Deuce
has such low self-esteem.
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Well, who could blame him, what with the
fact that he hasn't grown in two years.
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I've worked so hard
to try to build him up,
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to try to find a sport
that he would be good at.
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Tennis, soccer, baseball... at one
point, I thought foosball would be it.
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But he got scared by the tiny people.
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Oh! You'd think he would feel
comfortable around his own.
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(Laughs)
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Anyway, Mrs. Garcia...
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This tournament may be the last
chance he has to taste victory...
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Before a lifetime of certain
loss and disappointments.
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But don't worry about that. Good
luck to you and your daughter.
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Honey, I think we need to
drop out of this tournament.
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I just spoke with George.
He has devoted so much time
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to try to build up
Deuce's self-esteem...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, ma.
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Control-ALT, backspace it up.
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Deuce just told me some sob story about
his Father not having any time for him.
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Oh! Something stinks here
at the Indoor Fun Zone!
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And it is not just Deuce's shoes.
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Too busy, huh?
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Low self-esteem, huh?
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I'm sorry, your stories hold about
as much water as your leaky pipes.
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Mr. Toilet King!
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We figured you Martinez boys out.
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And we are going to destroy you!
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How'd they figure it out? The
"Neglectful Father" con always works.
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00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:03,552
We were supposed to be running
the "Boost Up the Confidence" con!
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I got confused!
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(Spectators cheering)
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What are we going to
do? They're really good.
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I don't know. For the first time
in three years, we might not win.
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Both: Oh, no.
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Oh, Rocky, I have to
say, you are the most
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qualified candidate that
I have ever interviewed.
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Oh! Well, thank you so much.
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- It was a pleasure meeting you.
- Oh, you too.
295
00:17:39,237 --> 00:17:43,592
Oh. That's an interesting
choice of purses.
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This old thing? It's just
an original Robaire Lotaire.
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I thought so. Which
means it's made of the
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finest hand-massaged,
calf-skin leather.
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Oh. Yeah, I suppose it is.
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00:17:56,279 --> 00:18:00,250
Do you know that those calves are never
exposed to the harsh, outdoor elements,
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and never even see sunlight?
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00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:06,615
Wow. That's... that's so sad.
303
00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:09,281
But I guess that explains why
it's softer than a baby's tush.
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00:18:09,282 --> 00:18:10,707
(Both laughing)
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00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:14,623
How familiar are you with Dr.
Kurland, who funds the scholarship?
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00:18:14,624 --> 00:18:16,388
Oh, I know everything about her.
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00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:19,375
I know that she's a veterinarian,
her husband is a decorated war hero,
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she has three wonderful children
and her hobby is baking apple pies.
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00:18:23,025 --> 00:18:28,925
Yes. And her other hobby is rescuing the
calves from the Robaire Lotaire factory.
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That I did not know.
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I never want to see
that baby cow bag again.
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00:18:39,883 --> 00:18:43,286
Ah, so you, too, have felt
the curse of the purse.
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That's not a purse, that is a
hand-stitched scholarship-killer!
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00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:54,088
Obviously, you and Tinka don't know how
to handle high-end fashion like I do.
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00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,732
So my purse and I are going to
saunter down to J. Lee Designs,
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00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:59,234
and take that snooty shop by storm.
317
00:18:59,235 --> 00:19:02,671
But this time, they have to let me in!
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00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:04,639
They won't let me out!
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00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,333
CeCe, slow down. What's wrong?
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00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:12,012
Okay, so at first I came into the store,
and the salesgirl gave me the stink eye.
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But then she noticed my purse,
and then, the next thing I know,
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they're offering me little
sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
323
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:22,624
And my choice of
sparkling or flat water.
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Me! Choosing between sparkling
or flat at J. Lee Designs!
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00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:31,600
So all your dreams came true and
you're calling to rub it in my face?
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00:19:31,601 --> 00:19:33,155
I wish.
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00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:38,807
But then they kept bringing me incredibly
expensive one-of-a-kind things to try on.
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00:19:38,808 --> 00:19:41,744
And it all just looked so great on me!
329
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,780
Oh, no, what a terrible
afternoon you're having.
330
00:19:44,781 --> 00:19:48,055
No, you don't understand.
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00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:53,709
Now I'm stuck in the dressing room
with $80,000 of J. Lee clothes...
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00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,326
And they're already ringing it up!
333
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,716
Okay, CeCe, relax. I know
exactly what to do, are you ready?
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00:19:58,717 --> 00:20:01,596
- Okay, I'm ready. What do I do?
- Leave.
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00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:03,708
I can't! I'm already in too deep!
336
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:06,534
It'll be so embarrassing and they'll
never let me back in the store!
337
00:20:06,535 --> 00:20:09,055
Goodbye, CeCe.
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00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:19,714
Woo!
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00:20:19,715 --> 00:20:21,215
(Making sizzling sounds)
340
00:20:21,216 --> 00:20:25,113
Hey, did you see that? A delicate
little woman knocked down all those pins.
341
00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:30,334
Just like we're knocking
down your big manly egos.
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00:20:33,202 --> 00:20:36,442
Okay, son, this is it. You
have to make at least a spare.
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00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:39,990
The good name of Martinez and
our championship streak rests...
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On your narrow, lopsided shoulders.
345
00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:43,772
No pressure, though.
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00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:46,472
You know, just because
you say "no pressure"
347
00:20:46,473 --> 00:20:52,173
doesn't mean that there isn't
tons and tons of pressure!
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(Exhales)
349
00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:04,659
That's okay, son. You can do it.
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Show them what you think of women
invading an all-man tournament!
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Or show us that you have your own
opinion and can think for yourself!
352
00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:16,738
He knows what he thinks!
He thinks what I think!
353
00:21:16,739 --> 00:21:18,423
Isn't that what you think, son?
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00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:21,240
Well, do you, Deucie?
355
00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:24,301
Yeah, do you, Deucie?
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00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,973
Do you, Deucie?
357
00:21:28,818 --> 00:21:31,492
You know what I think?
I'll tell you what I think!
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00:21:31,493 --> 00:21:34,072
I think all this
competition and trash talking
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00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:35,892
has sucked all the fun
out of this tournament,
360
00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:38,593
which used to be the whole
point of doing this, dad.
361
00:21:38,594 --> 00:21:41,099
Now if I don't make this spare,
you're going to be mad at me.
362
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,404
And if I do make this spare,
you're going to be mad at me.
363
00:21:43,405 --> 00:21:45,834
And you? You're always mad at me.
364
00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:48,054
So you know what? For once,
I'm going to do what I want.
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00:21:48,055 --> 00:21:51,775
Otherwise, I'll be mad at me.
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00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:09,557
(Squealing)
367
00:22:09,558 --> 00:22:10,759
Woo!
368
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,200
(Making sizzling sounds)
369
00:22:12,201 --> 00:22:17,541
Hey, Martinez, stick that
in your tank and flush it!
370
00:22:20,084 --> 00:22:23,605
Sorry I put you through
all that, baby. Forgive me?
371
00:22:23,606 --> 00:22:27,390
Of course. Besides, it all worked out.
372
00:22:27,391 --> 00:22:30,645
You threw the game on
purpose, didn't you?
373
00:22:30,646 --> 00:22:32,566
Yeah.
374
00:22:37,686 --> 00:22:41,756
You didn't throw the game,
you just messed up, didn't you?
375
00:22:41,757 --> 00:22:43,677
Yeah.
376
00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:47,246
That's okay, son. The Martinezes
will take the trophy home next year!
377
00:22:47,247 --> 00:22:49,488
Because now that they're
letting girls in the tournament,
378
00:22:49,489 --> 00:22:51,733
I'm teaming up with your sister.
379
00:22:51,734 --> 00:22:54,769
That's cool. Next year,
I'm teaming up with mom.
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Both: Viva Martinez!
381
00:23:03,136 --> 00:23:07,632
Ah, you know, it's kinda a waste
to send this purse back early.
382
00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:10,635
But I can't get it outta
my site soon enough.
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00:23:10,636 --> 00:23:14,043
Absolutely, may it burn in the
fourth level of the underworld,
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reserved for liars and people who forget to
close the ketchup before putting it away.
385
00:23:19,123 --> 00:23:22,399
Well, I think you girls learned
an important lesson here.
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00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,243
That we don't need material
items to give us confidence,
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make us stand out or give us self worth?
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00:23:27,651 --> 00:23:33,551
No, purses are stupid, next time
save your money and get more pockets.
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