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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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I can't believe it.
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My wedding is less than a week
away and I have nothing to wear.
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Except my fabulous wedding dress!
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[Both exclaiming]
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It's so pretty.
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[Ecstatically] I know, I know, I know!
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Isn't it gorgeous?
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- Step away from the dress!
- Okay, sorry, sorry!
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Ah!
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It's the prettiest wedding
dress I've ever seen.
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Not only is it pretty, it
also has sentimental value.
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It was my mother's second wedding dress.
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Fingers crossed you won't have
to wear her third wedding dress.
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That was a bikini. Nana got married
in Hawaii on a bet. Long story.
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[Exhales]
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Are you practicing your
dancing for the wedding?
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Because, if so, [Chuckles] Keep practicing.
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No, I'm just, stressed out from the
wedding and exercise relaxes me.
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Well, then you better
keep your sneakers on,
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because your wedding program's arrived.
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Oh, good!
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"Welcome to the wedding
of Jeremy and George".
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[Screams] "George"?
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Okay, I'm stressing out, I'm stressing out.
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Mom, just relax. Call the printers.
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No, you know what? I'm going
to jog to the printers.
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Maybe it'll relax me enough so I
won't kill them when I get there.
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Good thing your mom's wedding is next week.
[Humming] Otherwise, she might actually...
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Why are you humming Here Comes the Bride?
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Dum, dum, du-dum...
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Really dumb, dumb, dumb-dumb.
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CeCe, what are you doing? Are you insane?
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I know. I just can't wait
until my second wedding!
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What do you think?
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I think you've been using
self-tanning lotion.
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Oh, can you tell? I thought I'd
do a test before the wedding.
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There's nothing worse than an
uneven self-tan, honey. [Chuckles]
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Oh, I think there's something worse.
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[Screaming] [Screaming]
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Oh, no!
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Don't worry! I'll save you!
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Yeah, I'm not gonna be able
to save you from that.
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Everybody, everybody,
get out on the floor.
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It can get a little crazy
when the kick hits the 4.
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Make a scene, make a
scene, nobody can ignore.
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Don't knock it. 'Til you rock it.
We can't take it no more.
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Bring the lights up, bust the doors down.
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All together now. Shake
It Up, Shake It Up.
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Shake It Up.
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Right, we can do this! We can fix this!
All right.
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All right. Okay.
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This site says, "rub the stain with salt".
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Don't just sit there! Rub
the stain with salt!
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Nothing's happening! [Screams]
Nothing's happening!
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Okay, okay, forget that, um...
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Blot it gently with baking soda.
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Blot! Blot! Blot! Blot!
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I'm blotting! I'm blotting!
Not helping! Not helping!
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All right, forget that.
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Uh, this site says use soda water.
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Okay.
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CeCe, no! Not soda and water!
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[Whispering] Soda water.
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You really need to be more
clear with your instructions!
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I'll keep that in mind next time you
decide to ruin someone's wedding dress!
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I see mom. She's headed this way!
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Oh. It's okay, she's
chasing a hot dog vendor.
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Oh!
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Flynn: She caught him!
She's eating a hot dog...
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Man, she ate that fast!
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Uh-oh! She's running this way again!
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Hide the dress! Hide the dress!
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Uh... uh, put it in the oven!
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Oh, good idea. She'll
never find it in here.
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Wait, CeCe, don't wrinkle it!
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Really? Not our biggest problem right now!
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[Panting]
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Okay! I spoke to the printers.
Everything's sorted out.
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So, now I would like to show you how
good I look in my wedding dress.
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No! No!
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[Laughing] What? What's wrong?
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Nothing. But...
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You know, it's bad luck to see the bride
in her wedding dress before the wedding.
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Yeah, unless you are the bride.
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Well, you didn't wash your hands
and you just ate that hot dog.
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Oh, yeah... how do you know that?
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Hot dog breath?
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Mom, not to stress you out, but I checked
the weather on your wedding day,
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there's a 90% chance of rain.
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- Oh.
- Wet, wet rain.
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Rain? Are you kidding me? Rain?
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Oh, Flynn, thank you so
much for helping me.
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Oh, I'm not helping you, I'm helping me.
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If mom sees her dress like that, she's
gonna go to jail for killing you
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and I'll have to move in with grandma.
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And who wants to see nana walking
around in her wedding bikini?
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[Knocking on door] Ugh! Whoever
it is, get rid of them!
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Ugh! Logan.
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Please go sell your subscriptions to
Annoying Boy Quarterly somewhere else.
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We're not interested.
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Always a pleasure to see you, too.
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Sorry, Logan. What she means is,
now really isn't a good time.
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Yeah, for me, either. You
not gonna believe this.
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I just found out there's going
to be dancing at this wedding.
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Dancing? At a wedding?
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Who would have seen that coming?
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Don't tell me there's going to
be a bride and groom there, too?
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What magazine are you selling?
Whiny, Sarcastic Chick Illustrated?
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Yeah, and I'm the cover story.
Now what do you want?
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I just found out that there's
going to be a slow song
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where you dance with my dad,
and I dance with your mom,
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and I don't know how to dance like that.
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So I'm asking you nicely to
put aside your petty grudge,
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stop being an obnoxious, lazy little
brat and please teach me how to dance.
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You call that asking nicely?
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I said "please".
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Come on, I just need you
to show me a few steps.
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Okay. Right, left, right, left, goodbye!
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Okay. CeCe, don't you think
that was a little harsh?
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You're right, Rocky. Next
time, I'll be a lot harsh.
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I feel bad for the guy. He
just needs a little help.
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Not as much as I do! Big picture, Rocky!
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What are we going to do about
my mom's wedding dress?
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I may have found the
answer to your problem.
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Two Brothers Dry Cleaners.
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They're just around the
corner, and their slogan is,
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"we can absolutely, positively, no
matter what, get out any stain".
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We cannot get out this stain, my friend.
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But your slogan says
that you can absolutely,
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positively, no matter
what, get out any stain.
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Yes, my friend, because slogan which says,
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"we can absolutely,
positively, no matter what,
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get out any stain so long
as it's not too bad".
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Was surprisingly bad for business.
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Well, I hope you can get out tear stains,
because that's what I'm bringing in next!
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Tear stains easy, my friend!
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Ready in one hour for you, my friend.
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You're the worst friend ever!
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Psst! Psst!
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Hey! Psst!
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Igor can solve problem.
Igor can get out stain.
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Igor invented special,
top-secret cleaning formula.
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Great! Now all we have to do is find Igor!
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CeCe, this is Igor.
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Oh, hi! Nice to meet you!
Heard good things.
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You leave dress, come back in one
hour, this will be clean as new.
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Okay, so I'll come back in an hour.
In the meantime,
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you better go shopping
for a cute black dress.
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Why? [Chuckles] In case the
stain doesn't come out.
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I want you to look good at my funeral.
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Thanks for meeting me here.
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Well, your text read, "meet me at Crusty's.
Top-secret. Tell no one".
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That kind of spy talk's usually
worth finding out about.
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It's about CeCe. And I'm
no longer interested.
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No! Logan, wait. All right?
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I just wanted to apologize for
the way she behaved before.
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That's nice, but I think CeCe's apology
would sound a little more sincere
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coming from, oh, I don't know, CeCe?
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Logan, look, she's under
a lot of stress, okay?
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Plus you guys are gonna be family, and I
just think you got off on the wrong foot.
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- Plus, she hates my guts.
- Yeah, there's that.
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Face it, Rocky, CeCe and I are
never going to be friends.
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It was dumb of me to even ask for her help.
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Okay, Logan, wait.
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[Sighs]
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I'll make you a deal. All right?
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If you promise to keep an open mind
about CeCe, I'll teach you to dance.
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Are you serious? Wow!
That's really nice of you.
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[Chuckles] Yeah. But if CeCe finds out,
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I will rip out your intestines
and strangle you with them.
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Um, hi. Where's Igor?
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You just missed him. He
will be back in five.
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Oh, okay. Well, I can wait five minutes.
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Not five minutes. Five years.
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Well, three with good behavior.
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But knowing Igor, not likely.
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What? Wait, wait, Igor's
been arrested? Why?
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He was running secret turtle-fighting ring.
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It was very lucrative, although very slow.
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And as it turns out, very, very illegal.
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Well, then, can I just get
my wedding dress back?
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I did not take your wedding dress.
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And if you ask me, you're a little young
to be getting married, my friend.
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It's my mom's, and I gave it to Igor.
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Then I suggest you take bus to
penitentiary and discuss with Igor.
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Now get out!
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[Stammering] But my dress
is back there somewhere!
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- Did Igor give you ticket?
- No.
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No ticket, no dress.
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- But...
- No ticket, no dress, my friend!
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You know, you've got a lot
to learn about friendship!
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Flynn, is Rocky here?
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Yeah, she's right here next to me.
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Oh, no. Don't tell me you can't see her.
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Rocky, something's wrong with CeCe!
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Stop it! I'm in trouble.
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I didn't get a ticket, and now the dry
cleaner refuses to give me back the dress.
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What am I going to do? I
have to face mom eventually.
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Eventually just jogged through the door.
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Hey! [Laughs] I didn't
expect to see you here.
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Feeling's mutual!
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Well, I just finished my jog,
I thought I'd grab a salad,
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and then it's back to the apartment to try
on my dress to show you how good I look.
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You should know that I just
got an update on the weather.
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Yeah?
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Apparently it's not just going
to rain on your wedding day,
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it's turning into a storm. Right, CeCe?
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Oh, yeah, it's going to be
a full-blown hurricane!
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Hurricane?
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Uh, yeah.
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Apparently, the first one ever in Chicago.
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Sounds crazy stressful, huh, mom?
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Okay. I'll be back before nightfall.
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Hurricane? From now on, when I say,
"right, CeCe?" You just say, "yes".
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- Right, CeCe?
- Got it.
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I mean, yes!
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We don't have much time.
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Eventually, mom's going to figure out
that Chicago doesn't have a coastline.
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So what are we gonna do about the dress?
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Uh, we'll try Rocky again.
She'll know what to do.
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[Cell phone vibrating]
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Wow, this studio is cool. You
sure it's okay for us to be here?
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Yeah, one of the perks of being the
new host is I can do whatever I want.
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By the way, if Security shows up, I
don't know you, you don't know me.
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Hey, it feels like I'm
actually back in Paris.
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Except I don't usually tower
over the Eiffel Tower.
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[Chuckles] I do.
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- So, you've been to Paris?
- Yeah.
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That's so cool, I've always wanted to go.
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Say something in French.
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[Speaking French]
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Mmm, nice! What did that mean?
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"Where's the library? I
need to use the bathroom".
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Because you have to oui-oui?
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[Both chuckling]
237
00:12:48,926 --> 00:12:52,278
Well, looks like it's getting late.
238
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Let's start that dance lesson. Okay, ready?
239
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Arms here.
240
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- One, two... ow!
- Sorry!
241
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- One, two... ow!
- My bad.
242
00:13:02,569 --> 00:13:04,655
- One, two... ow!
- That one was on me.
243
00:13:04,656 --> 00:13:07,920
Yeah, actually they're all on you.
244
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,982
- I told you, I'm horrible.
- No, it's okay, right?
245
00:13:10,983 --> 00:13:16,383
You just need to shake it off.
Okay? Just loosen up.
246
00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:18,631
[Laughs]
247
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- Too loose?
- Little bit.
248
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All right, from the top.
Ready? [Clears throat]
249
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[Slow music playing]
250
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One, two, three. Two...
251
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,219
Are you sure this is going to work?
252
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,921
Well, you could go with Rocky's plan.
253
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:47,760
Of course, you don't know what it is
because she won't answer her phone!
254
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:51,797
Trust me. You sneak back there and look
for the dress while I distract him.
255
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,933
But how are you going to distract him?
256
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Leave that to me.
257
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[In Russian accent] Hey! Cousin Sergei!
258
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Is me, Cousin Schmoolie!
259
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Who?
260
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Cousin Schmoolie!
261
00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:12,376
You know, Aunt Natasha's uncle's
cousin's daughter's brother's son!
262
00:14:12,412 --> 00:14:15,529
But Sergei does not have
relative named Schmoolie.
263
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:17,516
Let Schmoolie show Sergei family tree.
264
00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:20,435
Then Sergei will see how Schmoolie
and Sergei are related.
265
00:14:20,436 --> 00:14:26,336
By the way, would it kill Schmoolie and
Sergei's family to start using pronouns?
266
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,457
Sergei, please! Pay attention
to the family tree!
267
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Sorry, Schmoolie.
268
00:14:32,424 --> 00:14:36,084
Now, I am cousin on Sergei's
mother's side. See?
269
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Sergei: Not really.
270
00:14:37,138 --> 00:14:38,844
Flynn: Okay, you know your cousin Ivan?
271
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:44,274
His brother Alexei and his sister, uh...
other Russian name.
272
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:45,391
What about her?
273
00:14:45,392 --> 00:14:47,787
- Well, her youngest nephew...
- Oleg?
274
00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:49,722
Yes, Oleg.
275
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,757
- He got married to...
- Ilya?
276
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,626
Yes, Ilya!
277
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:55,795
- And she gave birth to...
- Oksana.
278
00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:57,897
Yes, Oksana!
279
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:01,798
And Oksana is Schmoolie's cousin.
280
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:05,664
But Oksana is on my papa's
side, not my mama's.
281
00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:08,213
Well, then I better start over.
282
00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:13,314
Really hope this doesn't
[Shouting] take all day!
283
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,688
Uh, Cousin Sergei?
284
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,756
Yes, Cousin Schmoolie?
285
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,559
Where does that conveyer belt lead to?
286
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:31,660
Automated, non-toxic, organic
dry-cleaning machine.
287
00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:36,319
That's what Cousin Schmoolie was afraid of.
288
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:45,229
[Slow music playing]
289
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,813
Good job. Now you're getting
the hang of it. Right.
290
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,815
Don't be afraid to get closer.
291
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,685
- Uh, closer?
- Yes, closer.
292
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:53,853
Ready!
293
00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:57,394
One, two, three. Two, two...
294
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,825
[Whimpering]
295
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,928
Zam! If I'd known dancing
was this much fun,
296
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,831
I would've have taken lessons years ago.
297
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:09,221
I'm so sorry, I don't know what I was
thinking, in fact, I wasn't thinking.
298
00:16:09,222 --> 00:16:11,638
Because if I was thinking, I
would've never just done that.
299
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:14,641
Never? Okay, that's an ego booster.
300
00:16:14,642 --> 00:16:16,373
[Stutters] No, no, I mean, you're fine.
301
00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:19,458
You know, not "fine" fine, but you're fine.
[Chuckles nervously]
302
00:16:19,459 --> 00:16:21,781
[Stammers] You see, I
have no interest in...
303
00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:24,651
And even if I did, I can't, because
of the CeCe of it all, so...
304
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:28,788
You know what? How about we just
forget this all never happened?
305
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:31,779
I don't know what you're talking about.
Pretend what never happened?
306
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,700
This!
307
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:38,013
- Stop that!
- Me? What did I do?
308
00:16:38,014 --> 00:16:39,137
You didn't stop me.
309
00:16:39,138 --> 00:16:43,518
[Laughs] Oh! That's because I'm a guy.
310
00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:51,223
And that is how
great-great-great-great-grandma Ludmilla.
311
00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:54,551
Met great-great-great-great-grandpa Boris.
312
00:16:54,552 --> 00:16:57,817
Slapping dirty clothes
over same rock in stream.
313
00:16:57,818 --> 00:17:02,918
Thus, a family and a
cleaning business were born.
314
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:07,612
Cousin Schmoolie...
315
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:13,676
This all sounds very legitimate.
You are family!
316
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:24,772
Yes! Flynn, I found mom's wedding dress!
And the stain is gone!
317
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:30,783
Why is annoying girl
hanging from my machine?
318
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,111
And why is she calling you Flynn?
319
00:17:33,112 --> 00:17:35,588
[No accent] Oh, look at the time!
320
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:37,557
We got to go, right, CeCe?
321
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,760
Yep, there's a hurricane coming.
322
00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:43,401
Just say "yes"!
323
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:52,353
CeCe? What are you doing up there?
324
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:57,706
Just...
325
00:17:58,241 --> 00:18:00,641
Hanging out?
326
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:06,272
Okay, we both know that was
a huge mistake, right?
327
00:18:06,273 --> 00:18:08,709
And it can absolutely, positively
never happen again, right?
328
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:09,510
Agreed.
329
00:18:09,511 --> 00:18:11,961
And absolutely no one can
know about it. Deal?
330
00:18:11,962 --> 00:18:13,060
- Deal!
- Okay.
331
00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:15,317
What? [Grunts] I thought we had a deal!
332
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:17,663
We didn't shake on it.
333
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,900
Hey! What do you think you're
doing with my little sister?
334
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:24,504
When I said you could practice your
moves here, I meant your dance moves.
335
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:26,873
Not those kind of moves!
336
00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:28,875
What? You didn't see anything!
337
00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:33,846
Oh, no, I did see something,
but I wish I didn't!
338
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:37,293
Okay, okay, you can't tell anyone
about this, especially CeCe.
339
00:18:37,294 --> 00:18:40,361
Ha! I'm not even gonna
tell my diary about this.
340
00:18:40,362 --> 00:18:44,289
I mean... I mean, my man journal.
341
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:49,228
Where I write all my manly
thoughts about sports and war.
342
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,265
Too late, dude, you already said "diary".
343
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:55,334
Okay! Let's get back to that dance lesson.
344
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,236
- Okay.
- Oh, no.
345
00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:00,969
This lesson is over. Let's go.
346
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:03,190
[Mouthing]
347
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:12,082
Hey, hey, hey! [Chuckles]
348
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,936
[Angrily] "Hey, hey, hey"?
349
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:20,257
That's all you have to say, say, say?
350
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:25,264
I've been calling and texting you
all afternoon. Where were you?
351
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,799
- Where was I?
- Mmm-hmm.
352
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,018
I'll tell you where I was, okay? I was...
353
00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:35,919
Was at that place where, you know,
you don't get good phone reception.
354
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,974
And... yep, that's where I was.
355
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:45,318
And people saw me there.
Yeah, they can verify that.
356
00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:47,144
Why are you acting so weird?
357
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,362
What? [Scoffs] I'm not acting weird!
358
00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:52,258
What about you, with the crazy hair
and the millions of questions?
359
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:56,879
What are you, some kind of clown detective?
360
00:19:58,432 --> 00:20:00,333
[Sighs]
361
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:04,604
I was at the dry cleaner and got
busted by my mom, so I came clean.
362
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,472
Literally.
363
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:11,175
But Igor got the stain out, so
she's trying it on right now.
364
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,246
Georgia: Wait until you see this!
365
00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:16,067
Dum, dum, du-dum.
366
00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:18,934
- Ooh! So pretty!
- Dum, dum, du-dum...
367
00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:20,473
Mom, you look gorgeous.
368
00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:23,315
[Scatting excitedly]
369
00:20:23,316 --> 00:20:26,256
Isn't it beautiful?
370
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,527
What do you think?
371
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,084
I think you've been using
self-tanning lotion.
372
00:20:31,085 --> 00:20:32,134
Yeah.
373
00:20:32,135 --> 00:20:34,535
Ah! Oh! Oh!
374
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,584
- It's okay! It's okay, mom. Mom, mom...
- [Sobbing] Oh, no!
375
00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:41,889
Don't stress. I know someone who
can get the stain out for you.
376
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:45,130
In three to five years.
377
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,336
Come on, jog, jog. Yeah, come on!
378
00:20:48,337 --> 00:20:50,197
Woo!
379
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:53,864
Jump! All right! Let's go.
380
00:20:56,819 --> 00:20:59,360
Welcome back to Shake It Up, Chicago!
381
00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:02,019
Or should I say Swing It Up, Chicago,
382
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:05,002
because it's time to swing, baby! Swing!
383
00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:08,003
[Swing music playing]
384
00:21:12,957 --> 00:21:15,477
Go big daddy!
385
00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:19,636
Go big daddy!
386
00:21:19,637 --> 00:21:20,815
Hey!
387
00:21:20,816 --> 00:21:22,616
Go!
388
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:32,526
Woo.
389
00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:07,936
Go big daddy!
390
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,113
Go big daddy!
391
00:22:12,114 --> 00:22:13,144
Yeah!
392
00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:14,945
Go!
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