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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:04,055 --> 00:00:07,726 (On radio) Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way. 3 00:00:07,727 --> 00:00:13,367 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. 4 00:00:13,733 --> 00:00:17,183 Radio DJ: Hello, Chicago! It's a nippy negative-two degrees outside, 5 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,837 perfect holiday weather. 6 00:00:18,838 --> 00:00:23,009 Yeah, if the holiday is Freeze Off Your Tinsel Day! 7 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:26,112 We've got your favorite Christmas music coming up, but first, 8 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,714 a special promotion from Pete's Elite Pool and Spa. 9 00:00:28,715 --> 00:00:33,819 Be the 10th caller, and you'll win a brand new hot tub! 10 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:35,821 Please, Saint Nick, let me be the 10th caller. 11 00:00:35,822 --> 00:00:37,823 I won't ask you for anything else for the rest of... 12 00:00:37,824 --> 00:00:40,229 Congratulations! You're our 10th caller! 13 00:00:40,230 --> 00:00:41,513 Today. 14 00:00:41,514 --> 00:00:43,862 Thank you! Thank you! This is the best Christmas ever! 15 00:00:43,863 --> 00:00:45,764 Ooh! You sound a little young. 16 00:00:45,765 --> 00:00:47,698 You have to be 18 or older to win. 17 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:51,803 Oh, no problem, I was just dialing for my mom! 18 00:00:51,804 --> 00:00:53,872 Let me put her on the phone. 19 00:00:53,873 --> 00:00:56,075 Mom! You won! 20 00:00:56,076 --> 00:00:58,264 (British accent) Well, hello there, young man. 21 00:00:58,265 --> 00:00:59,912 Pip-pip, cheerio and all that. 22 00:00:59,913 --> 00:01:04,016 Now, what's this scuttlebutt about me being a wimmer? 23 00:01:04,017 --> 00:01:08,447 Oh, sorry, ma'am. The contest is only open to American citizens. 24 00:01:08,448 --> 00:01:12,958 Oh! Then you need to speak to my husband. 25 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:16,995 (Southern accent) God bless the US of A, and Merry Christmas, y'all! 26 00:01:16,996 --> 00:01:18,864 I can't believe I'm on the radio. 27 00:01:18,865 --> 00:01:24,501 I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs! 28 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:28,471 So, what's this about me winning something? 29 00:01:28,472 --> 00:01:31,556 DJ: Well, this sounds like it's all on the up-and-up. 30 00:01:31,557 --> 00:01:34,598 Hang on, and we'll get that hot tub delivered to you right away. 31 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:35,747 (In normal voice) That's great! 32 00:01:35,748 --> 00:01:37,690 (British accent) I mean, cheers, darling! 33 00:01:37,691 --> 00:01:40,752 (Southern accent) I mean, yee-haw! Giddy up! 34 00:01:40,753 --> 00:01:45,793 Wow! This is more work than I thought it'd be. 35 00:01:48,026 --> 00:01:51,905 Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor. 36 00:01:51,906 --> 00:01:55,646 It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4. 37 00:01:55,647 --> 00:01:59,655 Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore. 38 00:01:59,656 --> 00:02:03,326 Don't knock it. 'Til you rock it. We can't take it no more. 39 00:02:03,327 --> 00:02:07,082 Bring the lights up, bust the doors down. 40 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:11,823 All together now. Shake It Up, Shake It Up. 41 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:15,288 Shake It Up. 42 00:02:21,569 --> 00:02:24,061 Who knew that one of the benefits of dating your mom, 43 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:26,506 was getting to be the household Handyman? 44 00:02:26,507 --> 00:02:28,445 I hate to break it to you, but as the boyfriend, 45 00:02:28,446 --> 00:02:32,057 you're also going to be the "taste this, has it gone bad?" Guy. 46 00:02:32,058 --> 00:02:33,826 Believe me, I know, I told your mom... 47 00:02:33,827 --> 00:02:36,750 "If you can chew the milk, it's gone bad!" 48 00:02:36,751 --> 00:02:38,938 Okay! All ready to go. 49 00:02:38,939 --> 00:02:42,142 Wow, your mom is really gonna be surprised by this gift. 50 00:02:42,143 --> 00:02:44,110 Especially since it's not for her. 51 00:02:44,111 --> 00:02:47,651 This baby's mine. All mine! 52 00:02:48,015 --> 00:02:53,355 I see the Christmas spirit burns bright in this one! 53 00:02:56,191 --> 00:02:59,226 Look at me, I'm a warm little wonton. 54 00:02:59,227 --> 00:03:00,745 Yeah, don't get used to it. 55 00:03:00,746 --> 00:03:03,855 Mom's gonna have that thing out of here faster than the Chihuahua 56 00:03:03,856 --> 00:03:08,001 you brought home that turned out to be a giant rat. 57 00:03:08,002 --> 00:03:10,870 Wait, Mr. Skimbles was a rat? 58 00:03:10,871 --> 00:03:13,173 I... I let him lick my face! 59 00:03:13,174 --> 00:03:15,754 Oh... (Gagging) 60 00:03:16,777 --> 00:03:18,772 Hey, Cec, hey, Rocks. 61 00:03:18,773 --> 00:03:21,114 Oh, goody! Jeremy's here! 62 00:03:21,115 --> 00:03:23,095 Again. 63 00:03:23,918 --> 00:03:26,152 Oh! Check it out! 64 00:03:26,153 --> 00:03:29,520 I just set up the Christmas tree. 65 00:03:29,521 --> 00:03:31,891 What? What... 66 00:03:31,892 --> 00:03:33,635 Where's the 10-foot pine? 67 00:03:33,636 --> 00:03:36,162 That's what we get every year, not this... 68 00:03:36,163 --> 00:03:38,555 This vertical Vegas! 69 00:03:38,556 --> 00:03:42,706 Why don't we just put all our presents under Elton John? 70 00:03:42,707 --> 00:03:45,624 Are you out of your mind? Real trees are a fire hazard. 71 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:49,507 And this bad boy saves lives, saves the environment, 72 00:03:49,508 --> 00:03:54,733 and if you stand right next to it, you get extra bars on your phone! 73 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,256 Wow. I never realized. 74 00:03:56,257 --> 00:03:59,415 Hey, maybe I should talk my parents into getting a fake tree. 75 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:01,573 Whose side are you on? 76 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,575 Uh... no one's. 77 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:08,647 Yours? Whatever side will get me out of this conversation. 78 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,915 Look, this is ridiculous. It doesn't even smell like a tree. 79 00:04:11,916 --> 00:04:13,716 Oh! 80 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,536 Does now! (Sniffing) 81 00:04:16,537 --> 00:04:18,856 Mmm! Smells like Christmas. 82 00:04:18,857 --> 00:04:19,871 (Sniffs) 83 00:04:19,872 --> 00:04:21,894 And my bathroom. 84 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,563 It smells like you're wrong. 85 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,565 That's not how it works in this house. 86 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:31,637 We pick out our tree together, we drag it home together, and we decorate it together. 87 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:35,034 My mom's gonna hate this more than diet chocolate. 88 00:04:35,035 --> 00:04:38,395 Well, thanks for the tip. 89 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:44,137 But, by the way, your mom and I actually picked out this tree together. 90 00:04:44,138 --> 00:04:46,221 Okay! You know what? 91 00:04:46,222 --> 00:04:48,125 Ever since you started going out with my mom, 92 00:04:48,126 --> 00:04:50,408 it's like you're just trying to take over everything. 93 00:04:50,409 --> 00:04:54,118 The DVR is full of football games, there's weird health food in the fridge, 94 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:56,205 my mom suddenly cares what she looks like, 95 00:04:56,206 --> 00:04:59,217 and now you're trying to change Christmas? 96 00:04:59,218 --> 00:05:02,251 - Cec, I didn't mean to... - No! And for the hundredth time... 97 00:05:02,252 --> 00:05:04,355 My name is not "Cec," 98 00:05:04,356 --> 00:05:06,257 it's "ce-ce". 99 00:05:06,258 --> 00:05:08,466 As in, "CeCe you later!" 100 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:11,107 Come on, Rocky. 101 00:05:11,471 --> 00:05:13,876 For what it's worth, I think you made some excellent points 102 00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:16,380 about fire safety and trees, especially about this time of year... 103 00:05:16,381 --> 00:05:19,561 - CeCe: Rocky! - Sorry! 104 00:05:20,063 --> 00:05:21,923 Hey! 105 00:05:22,582 --> 00:05:24,027 What was that all about? 106 00:05:24,028 --> 00:05:26,571 Oh, just a little tree disagreement. 107 00:05:26,572 --> 00:05:29,907 We had a difference of o-pine-ion. 108 00:05:29,908 --> 00:05:31,802 I gotta get to work. 109 00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:34,803 I'll see you later. 110 00:05:35,581 --> 00:05:39,684 Hey, Flynnie, I've been meaning to ask you. Where did this hot tub come from? 111 00:05:39,685 --> 00:05:41,502 Hot tub? 112 00:05:41,503 --> 00:05:44,023 What hot tub? 113 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:57,500 Deuce! What are you doing here? 114 00:05:57,501 --> 00:06:01,075 Last I heard, you were going with your family on a cruise to Cabo San Lucas. 115 00:06:01,076 --> 00:06:05,877 I believe your last words were, "Feliz Navidad, suckers!" 116 00:06:05,878 --> 00:06:07,778 I missed the trip! 117 00:06:07,779 --> 00:06:09,862 There's so many kids in my family. 118 00:06:09,863 --> 00:06:12,291 My Abuela always says that if we don't stick to the schedule, 119 00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:13,858 we're getting left behind. 120 00:06:13,859 --> 00:06:15,871 I spend a couple of minutes in the airport bathroom, 121 00:06:15,872 --> 00:06:17,780 working on a particularly difficult zit, 122 00:06:17,781 --> 00:06:20,625 and next thing I know, they're gone. 123 00:06:20,626 --> 00:06:24,629 Not all of them. You got a couple right here! (Laughs) 124 00:06:24,630 --> 00:06:27,898 Really? Like my day isn't going bad enough already? 125 00:06:27,899 --> 00:06:31,736 All right, man, relax, look, you spend the holiday with us, all right? 126 00:06:31,737 --> 00:06:34,389 But don't get too excited. We have family in town, 127 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:37,485 so you'll probably still be sleeping under a table. 128 00:06:37,486 --> 00:06:38,524 That's cool. 129 00:06:38,525 --> 00:06:41,124 I was gonna sleep next to a toilet on the cruise, so this is a step up! 130 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:42,985 Hey! 131 00:06:47,619 --> 00:06:51,889 I wish me a Merry Christmas. I wish me a Merry Christmas. 132 00:06:51,890 --> 00:06:53,991 I wish me a Merry Christmas. 133 00:06:53,992 --> 00:06:58,852 And a fully automated beverage delivery system! 134 00:07:04,503 --> 00:07:06,303 Ah! 135 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:10,324 (Smacks lips) Life is good. 136 00:07:10,461 --> 00:07:12,207 Oh, good, you're home. 137 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:15,226 Hey, home is where the hot tub is. 138 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,147 CeCe! 139 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,230 Hey, mom. What is it? 140 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,232 Come here, you guys. 141 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,064 I want to talk to you. 142 00:07:23,065 --> 00:07:27,038 - I'll bring up my grades! - It was like that when I got home! 143 00:07:27,039 --> 00:07:28,476 What? 144 00:07:28,477 --> 00:07:31,142 Both: (Innocently) Nothing. 145 00:07:31,143 --> 00:07:33,244 Okay, well... (Breathes deeply) 146 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:36,281 I don't know any other way to say this except... 147 00:07:36,282 --> 00:07:38,471 I just broke up with Jeremy. 148 00:07:38,472 --> 00:07:41,558 Wait. You said what? But I love that guy! 149 00:07:41,559 --> 00:07:45,891 He's a ray of manly sunshine in this cesspool of girliness! 150 00:07:45,892 --> 00:07:51,792 I know, Jeremy is a very, very nice person, but, ultimately, he wasn't for me. 151 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,298 Wow. Really? 152 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:55,631 Are you sure about this, mom? 153 00:07:55,632 --> 00:07:58,269 Yeah! Yeah. I just didn't see any future for us. 154 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:02,830 It's okay! Not all relationships work out. 155 00:08:03,057 --> 00:08:05,005 Don't worry, mom. 156 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:08,737 I'm sure there's a great guy right around the corner who will be perfect for you. 157 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,182 Aw, thanks, Sweetie. 158 00:08:11,183 --> 00:08:13,284 And I want to be there for you! 159 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:15,866 By your side, through it all. 160 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:19,936 Two single gals in the city, looking for love. 161 00:08:19,937 --> 00:08:23,055 CeCe, you're too young to date. 162 00:08:23,056 --> 00:08:27,484 So what I'm hearing is, you'll think about it. 163 00:08:27,485 --> 00:08:31,145 What you're hearing is, "no". 164 00:08:40,804 --> 00:08:43,624 Raquel Oprah Blue! 165 00:08:44,626 --> 00:08:48,107 Are you snooping under my bed looking for your Christmas present? 166 00:08:48,108 --> 00:08:49,519 What? 167 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,087 (Stammering) 168 00:08:51,088 --> 00:08:53,934 Absolutely not! Okay? I... 169 00:08:53,935 --> 00:08:56,196 Was looking for one of my contact lenses. 170 00:08:56,197 --> 00:09:01,277 But then I realized I don't wear contact lenses! 171 00:09:01,278 --> 00:09:02,988 You also don't lie very well. 172 00:09:02,989 --> 00:09:04,823 Anyways, I have great news. 173 00:09:04,824 --> 00:09:07,793 My mom and Fireman Jeremy are kaput! 174 00:09:07,794 --> 00:09:10,170 Over! Let's celebrate. 175 00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:12,731 Happy dance. Happy dance. And a side-step. 176 00:09:12,732 --> 00:09:15,967 Happy dance, side-step. Happy dance. Woo! Come on, girl, happy-dance with me! 177 00:09:15,968 --> 00:09:17,669 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - CeCe. CeCe. CeCe! 178 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:19,738 Happy... dance. 179 00:09:19,739 --> 00:09:22,841 How can you be so jazzed that your mom's relationship didn't work out? 180 00:09:22,842 --> 00:09:25,777 Especially when she seemed so happy with Jeremy. 181 00:09:25,778 --> 00:09:28,830 Ah! But she wasn't happy. 182 00:09:28,831 --> 00:09:32,011 She broke up with him. 183 00:09:32,719 --> 00:09:34,531 Okay, wait a minute. So your mom broke up with a hot, 184 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,236 employed fireman who actually tolerates her cooking? 185 00:09:38,237 --> 00:09:42,737 Yes! And it all worked out for the best. 186 00:09:42,762 --> 00:09:45,797 Rocky, don't bother looking for your Christmas present. 187 00:09:45,798 --> 00:09:47,866 You're never going to find it. 188 00:09:47,867 --> 00:09:51,803 Because you haven't bought it yet? 189 00:09:51,804 --> 00:09:54,564 No! I bought it. 190 00:09:54,582 --> 00:09:57,924 I just hid it at the department store. 191 00:09:57,925 --> 00:10:02,905 Under a pile of things that look just like it. 192 00:10:11,925 --> 00:10:13,025 Mmm. 193 00:10:13,026 --> 00:10:15,727 Happy two days before Christmas, Ms. Jones! 194 00:10:15,728 --> 00:10:18,668 Mmm, yeah! Whatever. 195 00:10:19,065 --> 00:10:23,001 Um, it's the middle of the afternoon. What are you still doing in your bathrobe? 196 00:10:23,002 --> 00:10:28,462 I don't know. I guess time flies when you're single. 197 00:10:30,436 --> 00:10:32,878 Ms. Jones, are you all right? 198 00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:34,079 Yeah. 199 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,949 I guess I should get dressed. 200 00:10:36,950 --> 00:10:39,386 Or maybe I'll take a nap. 201 00:10:39,387 --> 00:10:43,357 We'll see how I feel after I eat what's left of that meatball sub on my nightstand. 202 00:10:43,358 --> 00:10:45,818 (Smacks lips) 203 00:10:47,894 --> 00:10:50,654 Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! 204 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:52,465 What's with you? 205 00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:56,664 Well, apparently, there are a million and one Martinez family Christmas traditions, 206 00:10:56,665 --> 00:11:00,072 and they all seem to involve me working my butt off. 207 00:11:00,073 --> 00:11:04,776 Wow, sounds like you need to chill out in the tub and tell Dr. Jones all about it. 208 00:11:04,777 --> 00:11:06,778 Deuce is driving me crazy! 209 00:11:06,779 --> 00:11:09,158 Oh, wait, that's not how the Martinez's say it. 210 00:11:09,159 --> 00:11:12,173 I mean, "Deuce is driving me loco!" 211 00:11:12,174 --> 00:11:16,955 I'm starting to think his family forgot him on purpose. 212 00:11:16,956 --> 00:11:19,825 Wow, this calls for something a little stronger. 213 00:11:19,826 --> 00:11:23,546 Gonna kick the jets up to 11. 214 00:11:25,798 --> 00:11:28,000 Ty! What are you doing? 215 00:11:28,001 --> 00:11:30,222 We've got to make the Twelve Tamales of Christmas! 216 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,804 You can't have Christmas without the Twelve Tamales! 217 00:11:32,805 --> 00:11:34,706 - It's a Martinez family tradition! - Martinez family tradition. 218 00:11:34,707 --> 00:11:37,407 I know! I know! 219 00:11:37,777 --> 00:11:40,012 Okay, we've got to do something about your mom. 220 00:11:40,013 --> 00:11:44,299 I know! She's sitting around in her bathrobe instead of Christmas shopping! 221 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:48,720 I don't think she's gotten me more than two or three Christmas gifts yet. 222 00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:51,669 Well, I'm hoping one of them is a little box of empathy. 223 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:55,894 Ooh! Empathy! Is that the new Lady Gaga perfume? 224 00:11:55,895 --> 00:11:59,064 Come on, CeCe. She's obviously very upset about the breakup. 225 00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:02,701 Oh, she said it herself, "breakups happen". She'll get over it. 226 00:12:02,702 --> 00:12:06,544 You know what? That is really harsh. I don't know how you sleep at night. 227 00:12:06,545 --> 00:12:08,457 Well, in a couple of days, 228 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:13,145 I'll be sleeping in those super-cute PJs you got me for Christmas. 229 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:17,716 Just because you can't find my gift doesn't mean I can't find yours. 230 00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:21,197 (Both muttering dismissively) 231 00:12:23,856 --> 00:12:25,691 Rocky: (Imitating ghost) Ooh! 232 00:12:25,692 --> 00:12:26,825 (Stifled laughter) 233 00:12:26,826 --> 00:12:28,806 Ooooh! 234 00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:32,667 Ooh... oh, just wake up already! 235 00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:34,866 Rocky, what are you doing here? 236 00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:40,087 I'm not Rocky. I am the Ghost of Christmas Dance. 237 00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:43,809 The Ghost of Christmas Dance? 238 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:47,530 Oh, give me a break. Go home! 239 00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:51,783 (Exclaims fearfully) 240 00:12:51,784 --> 00:12:53,151 Whoa. 241 00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:59,052 Maybe I shouldn't have had that glass of chewy milk before bed. 242 00:13:05,722 --> 00:13:10,392 So what exactly does the Ghost of Christmas Dance do? 243 00:13:10,393 --> 00:13:14,730 Well, the first thing we do is a big Christmas-themed production number. 244 00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:16,598 In my bedroom? 245 00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:19,635 Yeah, good point, all right. 246 00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:21,403 CeCe, don't just sit there. 247 00:13:21,404 --> 00:13:23,080 (Jingling music playing) Dance! 248 00:13:23,081 --> 00:13:25,367 Uh, but I don't know the choreography. 249 00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:29,981 CeCe, it's a dream. Everyone knows the right moves in a dream. 250 00:13:29,982 --> 00:13:32,322 (Vocalizing) 251 00:13:33,962 --> 00:13:36,617 Who's that dude in the cherry-red suit. 252 00:13:36,618 --> 00:13:40,218 Tearing up the floor tonight? 253 00:13:40,271 --> 00:13:43,540 He's shaking his hips. Got a sack full of gifts. 254 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:46,601 And a beard that's crazy white. 255 00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:50,414 He's got the party rocking. Candy canes and stockings. 256 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:53,865 Dancing like he's Michael. Spinning like the vinyl. 257 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:57,287 Sleigh bells in the air. Favorite time of year. 258 00:13:57,288 --> 00:13:59,889 When wishes come true. That's how we do. 259 00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:01,760 Yeah, that's how we do. 260 00:14:01,761 --> 00:14:05,279 Shake, Santa, shake it. We know you're gonna take it. 261 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,340 To the house tonight. 262 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:12,429 Shake, Santa, shake it. We know you're gonna take it. 263 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:16,030 Naughty never looked so nice. 264 00:14:16,535 --> 00:14:19,902 We want that merry, merry. We want that merry, merry. 265 00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:23,507 We want that merry, merry. Ho, ho, ho, yeah. 266 00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:27,081 We want that merry, merry. We want that merry, merry. 267 00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:30,470 We want that merry, merry. Ho, ho, ho, yeah. 268 00:14:30,471 --> 00:14:32,282 Calling all my boys and girls. 269 00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:33,942 Shake It Up around the world. 270 00:14:33,943 --> 00:14:35,709 Everybody celebrate. 271 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,555 Drop the beat and hit the brake. 272 00:14:37,556 --> 00:14:40,792 Shake, Santa, shake it. We know you're gonna take it. 273 00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:43,853 To the house tonight. 274 00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:47,759 Shake, Santa, shake it. We know you're gonna make it. 275 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:51,360 The best night of our lives. 276 00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:55,512 We want that merry, merry. We want that merry, merry. 277 00:14:55,513 --> 00:14:59,076 We want that merry, merry. Ho, ho, ho, yeah. 278 00:14:59,077 --> 00:15:02,714 We want that merry, merry. We want that merry, merry. 279 00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:06,884 We want that merry, merry. Ho, ho, ho, yeah. 280 00:15:06,885 --> 00:15:10,301 Merry, merry! Merry, merry! 281 00:15:10,302 --> 00:15:14,082 Merry, merry! Ho, ho, ho, yeah. 282 00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:20,598 Ho, ho, ho, yeah. 283 00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:22,767 (Audience cheering) 284 00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:25,603 Oh! Thank you, Ghost of Christmas Dance. 285 00:15:25,604 --> 00:15:27,571 Now if you don't mind, I'm going back to sleep. 286 00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:31,675 Before you showed up, I was dreaming that One Direction was fighting over me. 287 00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:35,366 And I couldn't decide which direction to go in! 288 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:41,267 Not so fast. First, I have to show you a moment from Christmas past. 289 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,389 This is Christmas past? 290 00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:46,426 Yep. Two years ago, real tree, no hot tub. 291 00:15:46,427 --> 00:15:48,964 And, more importantly, no Jeremy! 292 00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:51,331 Yeah, funny you should mention that. 293 00:15:51,332 --> 00:15:54,300 Mom, is there anything you want from Santa? 294 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,641 Uh... yeah! 295 00:15:56,754 --> 00:16:01,073 Tell him to put a hot fireman in my stocking. 296 00:16:01,074 --> 00:16:04,344 Dear Santa, please bring my mom a new sense of humor. 297 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:08,005 This one is way inappropriate. 298 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,575 See? This is why your mom is so upset. 299 00:16:10,576 --> 00:16:13,578 Because Jeremy is exactly what she wished for. 300 00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:14,785 Again... 301 00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:17,966 She broke up with him. 302 00:16:18,259 --> 00:16:22,428 Besides, I'm sure there's plenty of other hot firemen in the sea. 303 00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:25,699 Or at least a nice accountant who has most of his hair. 304 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:29,402 We'll see about that. Next, I'm gonna take you to the future. 305 00:16:29,403 --> 00:16:32,372 Isn't that usually a job for a different ghost? 306 00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:34,772 Yeah. (Chuckles) This dream is on a budget. 307 00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:40,133 We spent most of the money on the big production number. 308 00:16:40,134 --> 00:16:41,363 Whoa! 309 00:16:41,364 --> 00:16:43,284 2042? 310 00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:48,096 My English paper's gonna be later than usual. 311 00:16:48,097 --> 00:16:49,355 (Knocking on door) 312 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,680 I got it, (Coughing) 313 00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:53,541 Mom! 314 00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:56,185 That's okay, Flynnie, I'll get it. 315 00:16:56,186 --> 00:17:01,301 I know you don't like to get out of the hot tub more than once a week. 316 00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:06,288 Uh, okay, why is Flynn so old, but yet my mom looks so good? 317 00:17:06,289 --> 00:17:07,973 Well, she had work done. 318 00:17:07,974 --> 00:17:10,896 She can afford it, since she didn't have to pay to send you to college. 319 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,824 (Gasps) I got a scholarship to college? 320 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,249 Sure! Let's go with that. 321 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,751 Okay, now look. 322 00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:20,934 Robotic voice: Another Saturday night at home with 323 00:17:20,935 --> 00:17:24,691 your son who never accomplished anything, Ms. Jones? 324 00:17:24,692 --> 00:17:29,132 Says the robot who delivers Chinese food. 325 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:36,378 I don't see you planning any missions to Mars. 326 00:17:37,837 --> 00:17:39,587 After your mom broke up with Jeremy, 327 00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:42,308 she never had another man in her life besides Flynn. 328 00:17:42,309 --> 00:17:46,389 Honey, taste this. Has it gone bad? 329 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,791 For the last time! 330 00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:54,112 Not my fault! 331 00:17:54,113 --> 00:17:57,290 She broke up with him! 332 00:17:57,291 --> 00:18:00,393 Yes, but let me show you why. (Sighs) 333 00:18:00,394 --> 00:18:02,674 (Gibbering) 334 00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:04,884 What was that? 335 00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:08,725 I told you, we're on a budget. 336 00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:15,682 Boy! Crusty's sure has gone downhill over the last 30 years! 337 00:18:15,683 --> 00:18:19,279 CeCe, this is Crusty's in the present. 338 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,878 Now, see over there? 339 00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:23,349 Your mom is breaking up with Jeremy. 340 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,451 I'm sorry, Jeremy. 341 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,863 As much as I like you, 342 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:31,500 and I like you more than any guy I've met in a long, long... 343 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,541 Long... 344 00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,487 Time. 345 00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:39,266 This relationship can't continue. 346 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,871 Is it the belching? 347 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,680 Is it all the firehouse chili? 348 00:18:44,681 --> 00:18:47,674 Is it the belching up all the firehouse chili? 349 00:18:47,675 --> 00:18:49,354 No! No. 350 00:18:49,355 --> 00:18:51,377 A little. 351 00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:56,804 But mostly, it's because of the tension between you and CeCe. 352 00:18:56,805 --> 00:19:00,547 I'm sorry, Jeremy, I really like you. 353 00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:03,424 But my children are everything to me, and... 354 00:19:03,425 --> 00:19:06,089 This just isn't gonna work out. 355 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,527 Okay. 356 00:19:07,528 --> 00:19:09,329 I understand. 357 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:11,310 But... 358 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:15,030 If you ever need anything. 359 00:19:15,135 --> 00:19:18,255 You know who to call. 360 00:19:24,312 --> 00:19:27,347 Excuse me. A cheese pizza, please. Make it a large. 361 00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:29,211 No, make it an extra-large. 362 00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:33,050 No, you know, I need a large and an extra-large. 363 00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:35,183 Going through a breakup, huh? 364 00:19:35,184 --> 00:19:38,611 Tell you what, let's forget the pizza, let me bring you a nice, healthy salad. 365 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:42,043 Don't forget, you're back on the market! 366 00:19:42,044 --> 00:19:46,004 (Crying) I am back on the market! 367 00:19:47,994 --> 00:19:50,514 Oh, no! It is all my fault! 368 00:19:50,515 --> 00:19:52,808 They're obviously meant to be together. 369 00:19:52,809 --> 00:19:55,951 - I feel horrible! - Well, then my job here is done. 370 00:19:55,952 --> 00:19:58,952 Peace on Earth. Out! 371 00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:06,353 What day is it? What day is it? 372 00:20:06,354 --> 00:20:08,521 CeCe, we've been over this. 373 00:20:08,522 --> 00:20:10,556 Yesterday was Sunday... 374 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,726 No! Did I miss Christmas? 375 00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:18,138 - It's Christmas Eve. - Good! Then there's still time. 376 00:20:18,139 --> 00:20:20,333 Are you in the hot tub again? 377 00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:26,234 Hey, if being in the hot tub is wrong, I don't want to be right! 378 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,412 (On machine) You've reached Jeremy. Please leave a message after the siren. 379 00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,993 (Siren blaring) 380 00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:37,721 Jeremy, it's CeCe. This is an emergency. 381 00:20:37,722 --> 00:20:42,282 I need a fireman right away. Please hurry! 382 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:47,693 You might want to lay off the Christmas cookies, my friend. 383 00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:53,594 Because I have seen the future, (Whispering) And it ain't pretty. 384 00:21:01,775 --> 00:21:06,346 Please don't hurt me, Santa! I've been good! I swear! 385 00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:09,652 I was giving out toys to kids down at the firehouse, 386 00:21:09,653 --> 00:21:14,287 when I heard CeCe's message on the voice mail about an emergency. 387 00:21:14,288 --> 00:21:17,324 An... an emergency? There's no emergency! 388 00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:20,075 Yes, there is an emergency. 389 00:21:20,076 --> 00:21:23,196 An emotional emergency. 390 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,658 I can't bear to think that I'm standing between you and your happiness. 391 00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:30,632 I owe you both a huge apology. 392 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:34,008 The Ghost of Christmas Dance showed me the Chinese food delivery robot, 393 00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:37,319 and Flynn was old and large. 394 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:41,007 And then we had this really big Christmas production number. 395 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,928 Okay. 396 00:21:43,082 --> 00:21:44,111 (Sighs) 397 00:21:44,112 --> 00:21:46,622 I've been a jerk. 398 00:21:46,623 --> 00:21:50,902 I guess I'm just not used to sharing my mom with anyone. 399 00:21:50,903 --> 00:21:54,361 Well, I can totally understand that. 400 00:21:54,362 --> 00:21:59,332 When you have something this fantastic, it's hard to share. 401 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:02,265 Look, I still hate the fake tree, 402 00:22:02,266 --> 00:22:06,614 but I'm gonna work really hard at getting along with Jeremy so that... 403 00:22:06,615 --> 00:22:09,735 You two can be happy. 404 00:22:14,715 --> 00:22:16,995 (Chuckling) 405 00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:20,286 The Universe sent you this gift, mom. 406 00:22:20,287 --> 00:22:24,067 You two deserve to be together. 407 00:22:26,326 --> 00:22:32,226 Okay, so, what do you say we forget about the fact that I need a new front door. 408 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:38,881 And we pretend that that crack in the ceiling is mistletoe? 409 00:22:41,066 --> 00:22:45,266 Ooh! I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus! 410 00:22:45,312 --> 00:22:47,232 Barf! 411 00:22:48,315 --> 00:22:50,208 Yeah. 412 00:22:50,209 --> 00:22:52,129 Barf. 413 00:22:58,655 --> 00:23:02,328 (All singing Christmas song in Spanish) 414 00:23:02,329 --> 00:23:05,269 (Singing in Spanish) 415 00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:06,981 - Ty and Deuce: Hey! - Opa! 416 00:23:06,982 --> 00:23:08,367 (All laughing) 417 00:23:08,368 --> 00:23:10,219 Oh, man, this is really nice, guys. 418 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:13,568 And, Ty, thanks for putting up with all my family traditions. 419 00:23:13,569 --> 00:23:15,467 I know it was a little bit of a pain. 420 00:23:15,468 --> 00:23:18,731 Oh man don't be ridiculous, you weren't a little bit of a pain... 421 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,896 You were a huge pain! 422 00:23:20,897 --> 00:23:23,077 So, isn't this hot tub awesome guys? 423 00:23:23,078 --> 00:23:25,859 And the best part is you don't even have to get out to use the bathroom. 424 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:28,920 - Aw! - Oh, come on! 425 00:23:32,581 --> 00:23:35,003 Ah, just how I like it. 426 00:23:35,004 --> 00:23:38,671 Merry Christmas to all and to all a good soak. 427 00:23:38,672 --> 00:23:44,572 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. www.Addic7ed.Com. 428 00:23:44,622 --> 00:23:49,172 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33876

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