All language subtitles for Shake It Up s02e28 Part 1.eng

Subs created by: David Coleman.

(Dance music playing)

We're made in Japan.

Made in Japan.

(Speaking Japanese)

Our competition is beating
us in the teen market.

We are the only multimedia company in Japan

that does not have a dance
video game project!

I want a great idea or everyone is fired.

What about Shake It Up?

What about speaking up?

Is there a mouse in here? Who said that?

Not me.

Okay, me.

I've been watching the American
dance show, Shake It Up.

The teen dancers, they would
make wonderful avatars.

We could even have a big competition
between all the Shake It Up,

shows the across the US and the
winner will be in the game.

It will sell big here and America, too.

I see I've spoken too much.
I'll shut up now.

Wait, I'm still talking.

Okay, I am done.

Shake It Up, eh?

Miss Ishizuka, do you have any children?

No.

Well, you do now...

Because this is your baby.

(Tapping and clapping rhythmically)

Do you hear the crowd?

The crowd? I thought that was the sound
of my heart clawing its way up my throat.

Just concentrate on what it'll be
like to actually get to go to Japan!

Both: Japan!

We'd see the five-storied pagoda, visit
the Sensoji temple, climb Mount Fuji.

And be discovered and become pop stars!

What Japan are you going to?

Rocky, Japan loves American singers.

Plus, the road to super-stardom
is much simpler there.

One minute, you're singing
on a street corner,

the next, you have huge concerts,
movies, an anime cartoon

and your own line of singing toothbrushes!

Excuse me, but if I go to Japan, it's
going to be a learning experience.

Oh, yeah. For me, too.

I'm going to learn to be
a pop star/movie star/

anime cartoon/ singing toothbrush!

Okay, CeCe, do you honestly believe
that any of that could actually happen?

Well, if it's gonna happen to someone...

Why can't it be us?

Man, I can't believe Rocky and
CeCe might get to go to Japan.

I want to go.

Dude, the trip is only for people
who work on Shake It Up, Chicago!

And their brothers who chaperone them.

Welcome back, America.

Only three crews still remain.

Will it be Shake It Up, Miami,
Shake It Up, New York,

or Shake It Up, Chicago?
(Audience cheering)

Our final epic dance battle starts now!

(Loud cheering)

Whoa-oh. Where's the party?

'Cause I can't get enough.
Live it up, live it up.

Whoa-oh. Where's the party?

'Cause I can't get enough.
Live it up, live it up.

Whoa-oh. Where's the party?

Come on, fill my cup.
Crank it up, crank it up.

Whoa-oh.

The weekend. The weekend.

Don't push me.

And if you're gonna go
in front like that.

I'm gonna tell you
take two steps back.

Don't push me.
Yeah, don't push me. Yeah!

Don't push me. I said don't push me.

'Cause I am gonna get
up off the ground.

And you are gonna turn
yourself around.

Don't push me. Yeah, don't push me.

Don't push me. I said don't push me.

I'm a show ya how to do.
I'm a show ya how to do.

I'm a show ya how to do.
How to just do you.

I'm a show ya how to do.
I'm a show ya how to do.

I'm a show ya how to do.
How to just do you.

Forget what you've been told before.

That you cannot be anymore.

Ignore 'em. Okay, okay.

Ignore 'em. Louder, baby!

And if they try to write your story.

Tell 'em you can't write it for me.

Ignore 'em. Oh, yeah.

Ignore 'em.

I'm a sho-ow. Sho-ow.

I'm a sho-ow. Sho-ow.

I'm a sho-ow.
Whatcha gonna show now?

Show you what to do.
Show you how to do you.

I'm a show ya how to do.
I'm a show ya how to do.

I'm a show ya how to do.
How to just do you.

I'm a show ya how to do.
I'm a show ya how to do.

I'm a show ya how to do.
How to just do you.

(Loud cheering)

And now, here to tell us the
name of our winning crew,

who will fly, with their host, to Japan.

And star in our first Shake
It Up dance video game.

Representing Watanabe Global,
please welcome Keiko Ishizuka.

(Cheering)

Hello, America!

And the winner of our first ever
Shake It Up dance smack down is...

Shake It Up, Chicago!

Bring the lights up,
bust the doors down.

Dust yourself off Shake
It Up, Shake It Up.

DJ set it off, take it up a notch.

All together now, Shake
It Up, Shake It Up.

Congratulations, you dancing machines!
(Laughs)

Okay, the Watanabe private jet
takes off Saturday morning.

(All gasp)

(Exclaiming happily)

(Stammers) Private jet?

You mean we're not traveling
on a much safer, normal-sized,

20% less likely to fall out
of the sky commercial plane?

What's wrong?

You haven't looked this scared
since we had to watch that,

"your body is about to change"
video in health class.

It's nothing really. It's just a little
something I like to keep to myself.

I'm deathly afraid of flying!

Since when?

Since you made me dance on
the wing of that airplane.

Oh, yeah. I thought we were
going to die up there.

(Chuckles)

Probably not what you
needed to hear right now.

Hello!

I'm Shelly Goldfeder.

And what are we doing today?
Insomnia? Work stress?

Animal hoarding?

Um, fear of flying.

That makes more sense.

(Cackling)

Uh, wait, uh... you're the hypnotist?

The one who's supposed to put me in a
hypnotic state with your soothing voice?

It's what I do! (Cackling)

Okay.

(Cackling and snorting)

Now, let your mind go blank...

You're floating.

Clouds are drifting.

(Laughing)

- Okay. I'm sorry. I'm...
- That's okay. Just relax.

Okay.

You're getting sleepy...

(Chuckles)

Okay.

Sweetie, you're only laughing
as a defense mechanism,

because you're afraid
to confront your fears.

That must be it.

Can you picture yourself
on the flight now, Rocky?

Yes. And the higher the plane goes...

The more relaxed I feel.

Pack your bags and say sayonara,
because she's good to go.

Thank you so much.

Now I just hope she'll be able
to enjoy herself a little.

What do you mean?

Well, she's my best friend and
I love her to death, but...

Sometimes she has this tendency to be...

Not so excited about fun things.

I don't really know what the
technical term for that is.

A wet blanket.

Right. And...

I just want her to dry that
blanket off for this trip.

Hey, I've got an idea.
Why not? She's still under.

Rocky, one more thing.

You're gonna have the most fun you've
ever had on this trip to Japan.

In fact, any time CeCe
strokes your arm and says,

"get on board," you'll follow her lead.

Wait. I don't know about this.

Trust me. It's fine.

Well, if it'll help her.

Rocky, when I snap my fingers,

you'll feel awake and refreshed,
and ready to fly to Japan.

(Snaps)

How do you feel?

Awake and refreshed, and
ready to fly to Japan!

Yay! First stop, the Tokyo
shopping scene on the Ginza strip.

Oh, my first stop is going
to be the Imperial Palace.

(Mouthing) Stroke her arm!

Um...

Get on board, Rocky.

Doesn't shopping sound fun?

Yeah, but I want to go to...

I want to go to...

I forgot what I was going to say.

Did it involve shopping?

Yeah! On the Ginza strip!

Henry: Thanks again for inviting me.

Actually, dude, you invited yourself.

Semantics.

Welcome aboard, everyone.

I am Mr. Itou from Watanabe Global.

I'm your dedicated, full-time concierge.

What exactly is a dedicated,
full-time concierge?

Basically, I can arrange
for anything you need.

So, what I'm hearing is, you're our Butler?

No. I'm a dedicated, full-time concierge.

Cool. But isn't that just a fancy
way of saying you're a Butler?

No, because I am a dedicated,
full-time concierge.

Now, is there anything I can do for you?

Well, you can admit you're a Butler.

Fine...

I'm a Butler.

(In comical voice) Hello, Rocky.
I'm Mr. Barf Bag.

Your friend CeCe's worried about you.

Are you okay?

CeCe, I'm fine. I feel like the higher
the plane goes, the more relaxed I feel.

I guess that hypnotist really did work.
Thanks, CeCe.

Hey, what are best friends for?

A week in Japan.

That's enough time to meet
at least 20 Japanese cuties.

So sad. When are you just gonna
settle down with one girl already?

Dude, I'm not you.
I don't want to settle down with one girl.

Really? You're already talking to Deuce?
Co-dependent!

Look, I felt bad he couldn't come, so I
figured this is the next best thing.

Oh, Gunther, this is so exciting!

Japan is the only place as
fashion-forward as we are.

I'm not sure we packed enough clothes.

We have enough for six
color-coordinated changes a day.

But wait, we're still wearing
our get-on-the-plane outfits.

Shouldn't we be in our
sitting-on-the-plane outfits?

(Gasps)

We're behind schedule! Go, Gunther, go.

Anyway, Michi was my Japanese
pen pal in middle school.

We lost touch, but wouldn't
it be amazing if I found him?

Things could get romantic?

Sorry, noise-canceling headphones.

Oh, but they're not on.

They are now.

Hey, guys. Wait till you see
what's in my carry-on luggage.

(Air hissing)

You brought a man-doll?

Couldn't you just bring a neck
pillow like a normal person?

He's not a doll. He's an android.
His name is Andy.

And I've been working on
him for the past year.

Andy the Android.

I'm guessing most of that year was
spent coming up with that snazzy name.

(Monotone) Sarcasm
detected and appreciated.

You were right, Henry, Flynn is a cut up.

I want to present him at the
Akihabara Android Exposition.

So, on your vacation from
science, you're doing science.

I should exhibit you at the
Tokyo Nerd Convention.

Ooh, roast on toast. Ha, ha, ha...

Andy! Suspending laughter mode.

Look what I brought for the trip.

(Gasps)

All the pages are blank.
This is my kind of book.

It is a memory book.

I'm gonna fill it with all the mementos
and pictures from all the places I go.

Oh, whoa! Hey, here's
something for your book.

It's the lyrics to our first hit song.

(Hums)

Made in Japan.

(Hums)

Made in Japan.

It's called made in Japan.

So, what do you think?

It sounds like a song you were
singing last week at lunch.

(Hums)

I like to eat ham.

It's a first draft. It needs help.

No, CeCe, you need help.

All right, we have two days of work
and five days to do whatever we want,

and I want to make sure I
cram as much Japanese culture

into those five days as possible.

So...

I have a color-coded itinerary. Okay.

Here are the points of interest.

Shelly: Anytime you stroke
Rocky's arm and say...

"Get on board". She will follow your lead.

Trust me, it's fine.

No. I don't think it is fine.

What's not fine?

What? Nothing.

Um, you know what? We'll just work
on the song when you're done.

For now, I'll just take a nap.
Oh, tell me more about your itinerary.

That'll help me fall asleep.

Welcome to Tokyo!

(Exclaiming excitedly)

No pressure, but my entire future at
Watanabe Global depends on this project,

so please, don't make me look bad.

I can do that on my own.

Now, we have a tight schedule,
so please get your bags

and I will meet you at the limousines.

- Ooh.
- Yay.

Deuce: Wow. It could be a
long drive to the hotel.

Is there a bathroom around here?

You do realize you're not
actually here, right?

Oh, oh, right.

Uh-oh! Wait, where's our luggage?

Gunther? Gunther, where is it?

It isn't here? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Please tell me this is not happening!

Many bags look alike.

Could this be yours?

Our suitcases are silver, covered
in sequins, and they glow.

We would be able to find them even
in the event of a water landing.

Made in Japan.

Welcome to the five-bedroom
presidential suite.

Make yourselves at home.

Dibs on the big room!

Dibs on the bathroom.

Unbelievable!

I mean, you can see the Imperial Palace,
the Rainbow Bridge, the Tokyo Tower!

And you were afraid we wouldn't
be able to see everything.

Well, let's unpack.

Yes, you have clothes!

Rub it in our noses, why don't you?

Oh! Hey, Henry, check it out.
This toilet actually talks!

Hello, toilet.

Automated female voice: Hello,
young male American guest.

Number one?

Or number two?

I think I've died and
gone to toilet heaven.

Fascinating.
I'm interested to see how it works.

I'm interested to see how
it works, too, Henry.

A little privacy, please?

My deepest apologies for your lost luggage.

Please accept the Watanabe
corporate credit card

for the purchase of some new clothes.

No limit.

Oh, please, our clothes are like family.

If you lost your family, would you
want a credit card to buy new ones?

I wish.

Please, have a seat.

And behold. The hottest fashion
trends in all of Japan.

Here we go
no-no-no-no-n-no-n-no-now.

Yo, yo, look at me.

Walkin' down the runway like a VIP.

Just doing my thing, with my girl Z.

Yeah, b-b-b-best believe me.

Hey B, I'm doing my thing.

And when I say what
lemme hear you sing.

We got the moves. We talk the talk.

And now we're gonna show
'em we can walk the walk.

When we up in the club.
It's easy to see.

That we got style in our veins.

'Cause fashion's what we breathe.

When we up on the runway
we doing it right, right.

R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-right.

Fashion is my Kryptonite!

Fashion is my Kryptonite!

Fashion is my Kryptonite!

Fashion is my Kryptonite!

Fashion is my Kryptonite!

Fashion is my Kryptonite!

(Cheering)

So, what do you think?

Do you honestly think
that this could possibly

make up for the loss of
our beloved clothes?

Because if you do, you
are absolutely right!

This ninja restaurant rules.

I'm not impressed. The disappearing
bridge was done with dry ice

and rudimentary mechanical engineering.

I'm starting to see why your parents
never take you with them on vacation.

(Cell phone rings)

(Gasps)

Ooh! Mr. Itou, our full-time
dedicated concierge,

just sent me Michi's phone number.

I'm going to text him right now.

This is going to be the
biggest surprise ever!

Excuse me, Mister Ninja Guy,
can I please have a fork?

Good thing I didn't ask for a knife.

Hello, everyone!

Sorry we are late.

We had trouble figuring out the
front of our outfits from the back.

I'm not convinced you did figure it out.
(Chuckles)

Everyone, I am pleased to announce the
arrival of your host for this trip,

the benevolent, handsome, Mr. Watanabe.

You want to bring it down
a few notches, Keiko?

No one likes a butt kisser.

Welcome, everyone from the Shake It
Up dance video game project to Tokyo.

Ah. My grandchildren...

Hideko and Ichiro.

Oh, nice to meet you, Heidi and Itchy.

Actually, it's Ichiro, and
my sister's name is Hideko.

Hideko means "super nerd" in Japanese.

No, my name means "child of excellence".

Ichiro actually does translate
to, literally, "itchy".

Hey, there's a really cool group
doing a show at your hotel tonight!

How would y'all like to
check it out with us?

- Oh!
- Yeah.

Yeah, that sounds great!

Uh, could you give us a sec?
Rock Chan and I need momentito.

CeCe, they seem cool.
Don't you want to hang out with them?

No, I totes appreesh the
'tunity, but here's the ish...

Uh, CeCe, you do realize you're not
speaking English or Japanese, right?

Please use full words.

Okay, seeing a show would be
great, but I'm concerned.

We've been in Tokyo almost eight hours,
and still haven't been discovered yet.

We need to prioritize.

CeCe, get real.

We're not going to out-of-the-blue meet
some music mogul who has the power to

magically transform us into
international superstars.

And just in case I'm not being clear
enough, let me just rephrase that.

Never going to happen.

Are you saying I'm being totes ridic?

Well, fine. Excuse me for having a dream.

Uh-huh.

So, Hideko, it must be pretty cool to have
a grandfather that makes video games.

Oh, he's not just successful
in the game industry,

Watanabe Global is a multi-media empire.

What she means is,

if G-dad digs you, one minute
you're singing on a street corner,

the next, you got concerts,
movies, an anime cartoon,

and your own line of singing toothbrushes.

Singing toothbrushes.

Wow. Suddenly, I feel totes ridic.

(Laughing)

(Sighs)

Itchy and Heidi are waiting.

You'd think a private
elevator would be faster?

CeCe, it's not just for our suite, okay?
There's a Galaxy Suite above us.

So, it's reserved for
aliens from other galaxies?

Sure, CeCe, that's exactly what it's...

For.

I had to fly halfway across the world
to be right, but it was so worth it!

Greetings, blue aliens. Going down?

Top, two, ready, go.

(Music notes being hit)

(Dance music playing)

(Elevator dings)

(Elevator dings)

(Vacuum cleaner whirring)

Hey! What took you guys so long?

Oh! Slow elevator.

Male announcer: Ladies and
gentlemen, Blue Man Group!

Deuce: Dude, hey, I can't see!

(Dance music playing)

Hey, those are the guys from the elevator!

See! I told you people in Japan
can become stars overnight.

Narrator: It is time now to
create the ultimate dance party.

To take things over the top, you'll
need to start shaking your rear end,

or as some people call it your
hindquarters, your backside,

your buttocks, your hiney, your keister,

your tush, your buns,
your gluteus tote bag,

your bubble pop, your medicine ball,
your Sonic Boom, your sick biscuit,

your posterior, your sub woofer, your
horn section, your monster truck,

your mag wheels, your life's work, the
outback, your cousin's apartment.

Ladies and gentlemen, please
stand up and release the mounds.

It's a sugar, sugar muffin.

Narrator: The place where
all the burritos go.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts.
Dance and raise your hands.

Narrator: Just butts.

Let's get it going.
Keep it going don't stop.

Let's get it going.
Keep it going don't stop.

Let's get it going.
Keep it going don't stop.

Use your bum to stir that soup.

And shake it all around
like Blue Man Group.

(Playing rhythmically)

(Loud cheering)

Shake it to the beat.
Shake it to the beat.

Shake it 'till you make it.
Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!

Narrator: Your dance captain, under the
thunder, gigantor, the stabilizer.

Shake your carry-on luggage, the Bobbsey
Twins, your growing personal following.

Shake your Boomwhacker, your report
at large, in this case, very large.

Shake the flounder that's rounder
than a giant quarter-pounder.

Shake it 'till you make it.
Shake it 'till you make it.

Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!

Shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake that thang.

(Loud cheering)

- Flynn, your mother is looking for you.
- Oh, thanks.

Automated female voice: Who is that
tall, dark and handsome droid?

Uh, Toilet, meet Andy. Andy, meet Toilet.

Pleased to meet you.

Andy: May I call you Toi Toi?

(Giggles)

Of course, it would be my pleasure.

The pleasure is all mine.

And might I say, your blue water really
brings out the sparkle in your bowl.

Oh, this old tank?
You're going to make me flush.

(Flushing)

Mom!

The toilet's in love with Andy!

So, Keiko, how exactly does
this motion capture stuff work?

It's very simple, actually.

The sensors on their body suits transmit
their dance movements into the computer

where they're rendered into digital images.

You can see the rough
version up on the screen,

and it'll eventually be used to create
their avatars in the dance video game.

Fascinating. Can you make
me look taller than Rocky?

Gary, we use state-of-the-art equipment,
yet there is only so much it can do.

Glitz, glamor fool.
Going out of control.

Glitz, glitz, glamor fool.
Going out of control. Come on.

We're giving everybody total access.
Come on.

Ya gonna see where the magic happens.
Come on.

Then everybody here is gonna
party after. Come on.

Hit up the after party.
Hit up the after party.

Total access. Total access.
Total access.

Hit up the after party.
Hit up the after. Hit up the after.

Total access. Total access.
Total access.

Hit up the after party.
Hit up the after party.

Great job! We've got
everything we need. I hope.

So, on behalf of Watanabe Global,

thank you and enjoy the
rest of your week in Tokyo.

Oh! My turn! My turn!

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
My opportunity-o-meter just went off!

Beep, beep, beep, beep. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Sorry. Your opportunity-o-meter
set off my annoying-o-meter.

But this could be the perfect time
to audition for Mr. Watanabe.

We have discussed this already.

Keep quiet and learn!

But, G-dad, if you listen,
you'll be zowwed...

By our swaggaliscious app.

I have no idea what you just said.

Nor do I want to!

We've created an app to
help market your new

dance video game to the youth of Japan.

It'll have Rocky and CeCe's avatars and
they'll dance to whatever music you play.

People are gonna be all, "Konichiwa- what?"

It'll create buzz before
the game comes out, G-dad.

How many times do I have to tell you?

We have an entire marketing team.
They deal with promotion.

And don't call me G-dad!

Both: Yes, grandfather.

(Exclaims in Japanese)

Hey, guys.
Look, I'm sorry you got shot down.

I thought your app was really cool.

My brother is embarrassing, but
he does have some great ideas.

And my sister's a snooze-fest, but
she does have mad computer skills.

You know, you should really talk to him
about this stuff when he's in a good mood.

When exactly is your G-dad in a g-mood?

He loves the karaoke club in Roppongi.

Hey, he'll be there tonight.

Listening to people sing. Good to know.

Yes, maybe we should try
to talk to him then.

Or, why don't you just put the app online?

Then when it's a big success, he'll
have no choice but to be proud of you.

Great idea, playa!

You in, H-dog?

My apologies.

His love of western pop-culture
has made him speak like an idiot.

That said.

Yes, I'm in, playa.

Did you hear what they said?

That they're going to put the
app online like I suggested?

No, the important part.

Mr. Watanabe's going to be
at the karaoke club tonight.

We can go sing for him! Oh!
He'll love us, I know it.

Oh CeCe tonight,

I was gonna go see a traditional Japanese
dance performance at the Noh theater.

But... but this could be our
best chance to make this happen!

CeCe, I'm going to do what I want to
do, and you can't change my mind.

Shelly: Trust me, it's fine.

Yeah, I guess it is fine.

Get on board, Rocky.

Doesn't karaoke sound fun tonight?

No, CeCe, the only place I'm going is...

The only place I'm going is, uh...

- Karaoke?
- Yeah, karaoke!

We have to sing for Mr. Watanabe!

Well, okay, have it your way.

If you're only dreaming.

Why I hear you screaming.

Tonight all the
monsters gonna dance.

Coming to get ya.

Woo!

Whoa! What are you two doing here?

Well, um...

We won a dance battle and got flown
to Japan to do a video game.

I mean, come on, Keiko, you
were there for most of it.

Actually, we're here to sing for Mr.
Watanabe and blow his socks off.

Mr. Watanabe does not have his
business socks on tonight.

And the last thing he needs is two girls,

with dreams of pop stardom
kissing his butt.

Especially when one girl with
dreams of corporate stardom,

is already kissing his butt.

If you don't like it, tough Tofu.

Sayonara.

What crawled up her kimono and died?

Who cares? I'm going to ask that
DJ if he'll let us go on next.

CeCe, he's not going to let you
cut in front of everybody else.

We'll see.

And cue humiliating rejection
in five, four, three, two...

Hi!

One should never underestimate
my best friend CeCe Jones.

I'm CeC san.

And that tall girl over there
is my main samurai in crime...

Rocky- Chan.

Um... (Clearing throat)

What she means to say is um,
I'm Rocky and she's CeCe.

And we're going to be singing Same
Heart which is about two best friends.

And if it weren't for my best friend,

I probably wouldn't even
be in Japan right now.

Aw, bring it in.

Are you two going to sing or what?

(Upbeat music playing)

Ooh...

Yeah...

Standing on the top of the world.

Everything is magic.
You know that we have it.

Even though we're two
different girls.

You know it's okay.
It's time to celebrate, yeah.

It's the greatest
moment of our lives.

You are you and I am I.

I wanna rule the world.
You wanna wake it up.

But we're here for each
other no matter what.

What, what, what.

Like fire to the flame.

Keiko, aren't they from our dance game?

Ah, yes, nobody 1 and nobody 2.

There is something about them that I like.

They have such spirit.

Oh, those girls! Yes, I love them.

Like blue to the sky.

You and I will stick
it up for each other.

It's our time.

Our time.

Nothing's gonna break us apart.

Break us apart.

We're always gonna
shine in the dark.

Wherever we go. Wherever we are.

We'll always be like two
halves of the same...

Heart...

Same Heart...

Shine in the dark...

Ah! Ah! Ah! Woo!

(Cheers and applause)

Rocky, CeCe, girlfriends...

Besties.

I'm very, very impressed with you girls.

I see great potential and I would
like to work with both of you.

(Gasps)

Keiko, draw up a talent deal.

Did you hear that, Rocky?
We are going to be...

Both: Singing toothbrushes!

(Squealing)

(Sighs)

Michi!

Ooh!

Michi?

George?

Oh.

Actually, it's Georgia,

and I'm starting to believe that
Michi is not Japanese for "Mitch".

I take it we both thought
that we are going on a date.

(Both laughing)

Well, it was really great to meet you.

Yes, you, too.

And if there's anything you
should ever need, just ask.

Oh, right back at ya.

(Both laugh)

Well, see you soon, Mitch.

Yes, see you soon, George.

Both: Yeah, right.

Congratulations to the newest
members of the Watanabe family.

(Applause)

Now that you're part of the family,

how about using a Watanabe camera?

Can we get one for free?

We're not that close a family.

We will not let you down, Mr. Watanabe.

We promise we'll work really hard.

Good. But now, we don't talk about
business, we enjoy our meal.

Excuse me, I need to run to
the little geisha's room.

Just to clarify, you are paying for dinner?

We're not going splitsies?

You know what would be
really awesome right now?

Something else we could celebrate.
Right, Hideko?

Okay.

Grandfather, Ichiro and I have
great news about our app.

It's already got thousands of downloads.

I don't want to hear about that nonsense.

The only apps I'm interested in
right now are these dumplings.

But, Mr. Watanabe, they
are really talented.

You should take a look at what
they came up with. It's awesome.

He said he wasn't interested, Rocky.

But the app is perfect to
promote the new video game.

And it features two of the
newest members of the family.

My grandchildren should be
concentrating on their studies.

And if they want to learn about my
business, they should quietly observe.

And not waste time with
their silly pursuits.

Oh, you don't understand. It's not silly.

Uh, excuse me?

I do not understand?

Uh-oh.

Ha. I understood enough to build an
international, multimedia empire.

No, no, no, you're confused.
You see, what I meant was...

(Sighs)

They know the youth market because
they are young, and you're...

Old?

I'm old and confused?

Change the subject, Rocky.
Get on board, get on board...

Uh, uh...

Nice tie you got there.

No, no, no, you're not old.
You're just a little...

Stuck in your ways.

Rocky, get on board.
You're going to ruin everything.

Sorry.

CeCe, I don't care. He's wrong.

He should at least look at
what they came up with.

He's being completely unreasonable.

That's it! I have heard enough!

No, please, Mr. Watanabe.

This is just a big misunderstanding.
Rocky didn't mean to offend you.

She was just trying to express herself.

I thank you, CeCe.

I see everything clearly now.

I will not work with either of you.

And the Shake It Up dance video
game project is canceled.

But that is my project.

Good point. You're fired, too.

Hideko, Ichiro.

(Speaks Japanese)

Mr. Watanabe! Please, wait!

Uh...

(Sighs)

Sorry that took so long.

I was having a conversation
with the talking toilet.

Turns out, it was the lady
in the stall next to me.

So, what'd I miss?

Okay. I changed his mind. He's going to
continue with the Shake It Up video game.

Oh, thank goodness.

Unfortunately, you won't be in it.

His one condition was that I fire
you from Shake It Up, Chicago!

- What?
- No.

I'm sorry, girls. I don't have a choice.

This is a nightmare.

Could this possibly get any worse?

Everyone gather!

I have an important message
from Mister Watanabe.

- He changed his mind?
- No, that's not it.

- We're not fired?
- Oh, yes, that's it!

Wait, no, it's not.

Pack your things, you're being kicked out.

Does that mean that you're not going to be
our dedicated, full-time concierge anymore?

Oh, who are you kidding? I was your Butler.

So I'm guessing our private jet is just...

Grounded.
You need to find your own way home.

Sayonara.

Toi Toi! My Toi Toi!

Oh, get over it!

We're homeless in Japan!
We're homeless in Japan!

Pull yourself together, man!

This is a disaster, first we're
kicked off Shake It Up, Chicago.

And now we have nowhere to stay.

Yeah. I'm starting to wish Shake It Up,
Miami, would've won that dance battle.

Don't worry, I'll figure it out.

And as far as where to stay,
I think I have an idea.

- Georgia?
- Michi, hi!

Hey, remember when you said if there
was anything I ever needed...

Well, I need a place to stay, but I
promise, it's just for one night.

Yeah, technically, I was just following
Japanese custom and being polite.

I didn't really mean it.

Oh, that's okay. I didn't really mean it
when I said it would just be for one night.

Come on, kids, come on. Come on, let's go.

All right, keep on moving.

My CeCe-has-a-bad-idea-meter is going off.

CeCe, do you honestly think that Mr.
Watanabe is going to talk to us,

after what happened last night?

Well, we have to try to change his mind.

I mean, even if he doesn't
want to make us pop stars,

he at least could let us back
on Shake It Up, Chicago!

I know, but listen, even if he doesn't...

It's all right.
It won't be the end of the world.

It'd be the end of my world!
I'm not you, Rocky.

I'm not some genius who can be anything
I want to if I set my mind to it.

I'm a dancer. That is all I have.

Don't sell yourself short, all right?
You could be a lot of things.

Okay, a few things.

Okay when we get back home,

we're scheduling you an appointment
with the guidance counselor.

This isn't a joke, Rocky.

I need to dance, the same way I
need to eat and I need to breathe.

It's everything to me.

And I thought it was to you, too.

- CeCe, I was just...
- You know what?

I'm just going to go talk to him alone.

(Cell phone rings)

Hey, CeCe's phone.

Hello? CeCe Jones?
This is Shelly Goldfeder.

No, I said, "CeCe's phone".

That's what I said, CeCe Jones.

This is a very expensive call,
dear, so stop saying your name.

I'm just checking to see how Rocky
handled her fear of flying.

Oh, I'm good. I mean, she's good.

And how about that "having fun" thing?

What are you talking about?

You know, the hypnotic
suggestion I gave her.

You stroke her arm, say... "Get on board".

"Get on board"?

Yeah! Is she going along with
whatever you want when you do that?

Not anymore, she's not!

Mr. Watanabe refused to see me!

Have you ever been so upset you
just don't even know what to say?

Yeah, I think I can relate.

CeCe, we need to have a
very serious discussion.

Rocky, I'm really not in
the mood for one of your,

"it's never going to happen" lectures.

Because the more I think about it,

it's kind of funny how the
person who kept saying...

"It's never going to happen".

Somehow found a way to make
sure that it didn't happen!

What?

We were this close, Rocky. This close.

But, no, you had to go and
insult Mister Watanabe.

Because you always have to be right,
and this time, it cost us everything!

Oh, really? So, it's all my fault?

If only I would've been
able to get on board.

Excuse me?

You heard me. Don't you want me to...

"Get on board"?

(Stammering)

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh, really? Shelly called.

Hmm... don't think I know a Shelly.

Hmm. Because you were in the room
with her when she hypnotized me.

Oh, that Shelly.

I cannot believe you.

You are so selfish and manipulative,

that you won't even let me
have my own thoughts anymore!

Okay, I crossed a line,
but it was her idea.

And I only used it one time.
I could've done it way more than that.

Really? That's your excuse?
That you only messed with my mind one time?

Okay, fine. I admit it. I was wrong.

But I did it for us!
I did it for our dream!

Our dream?

Don't you mean your dream?

Let's just take a look at this memory book.

A napkin from the karaoke club, a
picture of you at the rehearsal studio,

a receipt for your "signing
a talent deal" dress!

This was supposed to be my book!

And there's nothing in here
that is important to me.

Well, what about what's important to us?

We're supposed to be partners.

And a partner is supposed to
push you to do your best,

not constantly tell you that
you're wasting your time.

Well, maybe we just shouldn't be partners.

Oh, so, we're in a fight and you're, what?
You're just going to quit dancing?

No, I'm gonna keep dancing.

I just won't be doing it with you anymore.

What are you talking about?

Let me just put this in a way
that you might understand.

I've become a supporting
character in the CeCe Show.

Instead of starring in the Rocky Show.

And I am done!

(Music playing on phone)

Hey, it's you.

You're dancing on my phone right now.

So, where is your dancing friend?

Yeah, I don't think she's
my friend anymore.

Honey, can I talk to you?

Rocky, can I talk to you?

I mean, how long are you two
gonna stay mad at each other?

Don't you think it's time to end this?

You think being miserable
and alone is better?

It's not. I know.

Toi Toi!

You know you're going to make up.
You always make up.

So get to it.

I mean, come on, you're CeCe and Rocky.

Come on, you're Rocky and CeCe.

I charted a graph depicting your fight.

CeCe is the red line,
Rocky is the blue line.

Perhaps a pie chart would be better...

You know you're at the end of
the road if they send me in.

Look, all this mopey girly stuff
isn't getting you anywhere.

My suggestion?

You two share a nice frosty glass of...

"Get over it"!

So, what do you say?

Forgive and forget?

- Never gonna happen!
- Never gonna happen!

(Both sigh)

You know, I was so upset
when we lost our clothes,

but this has been a true growth experience.

Oh, I agree.

Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes...

In even more sensational
garb, we are reborn.

Hey, those are our outfits. Who are you?

- I am Genta!
- And I am Tomoka!

- And we are...
- The thieves who stole our clothes!

Cough up the cloth, sister!

(Speaking Japanese)

(All arguing)

Uh-oh.

I got your text. Tinka's been arrested?

What's she doing here?

You texted CeCe?

I would have texted the others,

but they were all too cheap to pay
for the international calling plan.

Wait, wait, wait.
We have to pay extra here?

I am Gunther.

But where is Tinka?

She's on her way to the airport now.

She's being deported to some
country with 16 consonants.

Deported to the old country?

But Tinka has a green card
which says she's allowed

to stay in the US as long
as she doesn't get...

Arrested.

Oh, no.

Okay, we need to find the
quickest route to the airport.

Okay. I'm on it.

Wait, does this cost extra, too?

Both: CeCe!

There she is! Tinka!

Gunther!

Don't do this. Please, I'll do anything.

Sentence me to one drab
color for all eternity,

but do not take me from my brother.

I'm sorry, but you can not break them up.

If any two people belong
together, it's them.

They're a team.

And you can't split up a team.

They're so much better and stronger...

And happier when they're together.

(Sighs)

And, sure, one of them may have
made a mistake, but she's so sorry.

And she's so forgiven.

Because she's not the only
one that made mistakes.

Uh, hello? People being deported here.

Yeah! What about us?

Okay, we're putting both of you
on a plane back to the U.S.

Right now!

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

Both: Sayonara, babies.

I'm so sorry, Rocky.

- You're my best friend...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love you, too.

But right now, we need
to go get our jobs back.

Okay, so here's the plan.

We'll go home then move to Florida and
then audition for Shake It Up, Miami!

Or we can just go find Mister Watanabe
again and beg him to change his mind.

And that's why you're the smart one.

Oh, Georgia, one of your 600
kids broke my computer.

It's completely frozen!

And it happened right after I
downloaded that stupid dancing app!

Well, that must be a coincidence.

Because I downloaded that app to
my phone and it's perfectly...

Frozen, too.

I think Rocky and CeCe gave us a virus.

He mean's Rocky and CeCe are a virus!

Yes. Your stay here just
gets better and better.

Hideko said her grandfather
would be here tonight.

There he is!

And there he goes.

Well, now what?

We don't have tickets, we can't get in.

Well, we can't apologize to him and
get our jobs back from out here.

Performers entrance, huh?

Well, we are performers,
so let's start entering!

Whoa!

Excuse me, performers.
Performers coming through.

- Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.
- Yep, that's what we are.

Uh, mother, are you happy with the seats?

They are the best. Just like you deserve.

(Mockingly) "Let's just use
the performers entrance".

How did I know that they were gonna
shove us into hair and makeup,

and push us on stage?

This apology is not off to a great start.

Well, if we're going down,
might as well do it in flames.

I'm with you.

Ready?

Five, six, seven, eight.

I will deal with this.

Mama!

At first, I was going
to have you thrown out.

But then, my mother smiled.

I have not seen that since
she met Justin Timberlake.

But, clearly, my instincts
about you two were correct.

- Thank you.
- Ah.

I am giving you a second chance.

The music festival my company
sponsors, Watanabalooza,

is tomorrow night, and
you two will perform.

Five thousand people will be in attendance.

It is the perfect way to gauge how a
real audience will respond to you.

This is incredible!

But, unfortunately, we have other plans.

Hmm?

We do? What could be more
important than this?

Wait. Are we opening up for Katy Perry
and nobody bothered to tell me?

No. Your memory book.

It's not too late to start filling it up
with the things that are important to you.

It's time for me to start being the
supporting character in the Rocky Show.

Aw. Thank you.

That's so sweet.

And so stupid!

Five thousand people!

When am I ever gonna be able to
put that in my memory book again?

Uh... so, we're good.

Not so fast!

You'll also put us back
on Shake It Up, Chicago?

Yes, of course.

Oh, and get us back on the video game?

Why not?

And put us back in our hotel suite?

Consider it done.

Oh, and...

Rehire Keiko?

Yes, fine.

And throw in a free shopping
spree just for the heck of it?

Don't push your luck, Red.

I cannot believe this, Rocky!

Pretty soon, everybody in Japan
is gonna know who we are!

(Electronic crackling)

(Doorbell buzzes)

Watashi ga demasu, mom!

Bad news, peeps.

We have made a horrific mistake.

Our app contained a virus
that is causing every

electronic device in Tokyo to shut down.

And unless it can be stopped,
this could go Global.

The whole world could catch
The Rocky and CeCe Virus.

"The Rocky and CeCe Virus"?
Yeah, are we married to that name?

Because I think you two
really deserve the credit.

So, what I'm hearing is...

This will be great
publicity for our concert!

Concert...

Oh, no, CeCe, I'm pretty sure
that the light and sound system

at the concert are run by computers!

We're not gonna be able to perform tonight.

(Pants)

Well, don't just sit there, do something!

Did you use open source code to save
time, and the virus was hidden in it?

Maybe.

(Clicking tongue disapprovingly)

Rookie mistake.

Ooh, G-dad's gonna kill us.

Look, we have the code to fix
it, but our computers are down.

Can you help us, please?

Absoloo-da-lee, too-da-lee.

Help!

Help!

My toilet can no longer talk.
The virus ruined her.

My life without Toi Toi
is empty and meaningless.

(Wails)

Wait, if the virus is shutting everything
down, then why is Andy still okay?

Because, unlike the rest of this country,

we had no interest in downloading
a Rocky and CeCe app.

Talk about empty and
(Sing-song) Meaningless.

Oh, shoot, I can't get past
the firewall from here.

We're going to have to access
the Watanabe mainframe,

and manually insert the flash drive.

Whatever it takes, we have to
stop the Hideko and Ichiro virus!

Just trying it out.

It's catchy right? Huh? Huh?

No? Okay.

The virus has shut down
all the electronic doors,

and the only way to access the mainframe

and plug in this flash drive
is through this vent.

It's our only hope.

Any volunteers?

Well, that'll be a really tight fit, but...

I know you can do it, Rocky.

Really? The tallest girl in Japan?

Is that really our best choice?

We need someone who can
actually fit in there.

Hm. Well, there's got to be someone.

There's got to be someone.

All: Flynn!

Fine! I'll do it!

Okay. I'll talk you through it.

Good luck, Flynn.

You can do it, yo!

Here we go. Got him?

(Overlapping grunts)

Okay. Be very careful in there.

Why? Are there creepy
rats and spiders in here?

No, don't be ridiculous.

But there are lasers.

Lasers?

Henry: Just kidding. I thought a little
frivolity would help lighten the mood.

I believe in you, Flynn! You can do it!

But if you don't make it, it's cool to turn
your room into a walk-in closet, right?

Okay, you should be close to a
fork in the vent. Turn left.

Copy that.

Turning left.

Alright. Now, you should be close
to a grate that looks into a room.

Copy that, I'm at that grate.

Okay, there should be a vending
machine in the Southwest corner.

Copy that. I see the vending machine.

Okay. Do they sell anything chocolaty?
I'm in the mood for a snack.

Henry!

Sorry, man.

Just go another 15 feet
and that should take you

to the room where the mainframe is.

Copy that.

All right. Now, all you have to do is
just reach through that incredibly sharp,

fast-rotating, industrial fan
and plug in the flash drive.

I don't copy that.

Sorry guys, I'm not
losing my arm over this!

You got two of them, just do it!

What? You wanted to turn his room into
a walk-in closet, and I'm the bad guy?

Wait a minute.

Flynn may not be able to get his arm
through there, but I think I know who can.

Andy: Must save Toi Toi!

Must save Toi Toi!

Yes, that's right, do it for love!

Giving yourself up means your
toilet will live on forever!

Wow, this is so not what I
thought Japan would be like.

Henry: Andy's down! He's lost all power.

Don't panic! I'm sure he's fine.

(Both gasp)

Or not.

We lost Andy and it was all for nothing.

(Gasps) My phone's working again!

He did it. He fixed the virus!

- Yay yeah!
- Pound it!

This is great!
Now we have nothing to worry about.

Uh-oh.

Grandfather.

Your computer project has brought
shame to my business and our family.

Great. Now he wants to talk about the app.

Wait. Mr. Watanabe...

Instead of focusing on what they did,

maybe you should focus on why they did it.

Um, CeCe, maybe we should just stay
out of this before he fires us again?

Watanabalooza.

Rocky, you know I don't speak Japanese.

Besides, I don't care. He's wrong.

Heidi and Itchy could be
the next techy superstars.

And they were just trying to
impress you and get your approval.

Just like you were trying to get your
mother's approval at the theater.

I mean, sure, they almost
destroyed the computer

infrastructure of the entire world,
but who hasn't been there, done that?

You never know when to
shut up, do you, Red?

You get used to it.

- We are sorry, grandfather.
- Very, very sorry.

I'm still angry with you.

But I am even angrier with myself.

The young ladies are right.

I should have paid more
attention to your ideas.

If I had, we could have avoided
the entire Rocky and CeCe virus.

Or Hideko and Ichiro virus.

Just putting that back out there.

Hurry up, Henry.
Toilet has been crying for, like, an hour.

She's already overflowed twice!

And I am not getting the mop again.

Henry: Well, pardon me if it's
taken a few extra minutes

to turn the remains of
a highly intelligent,

state-of-the-art, self-aware
android into a...

Ta-da! Faucet!

Toi Toi, I'm back, my love!

Andy! Darling! It's you!

Well, you couldn't get
him in the Android Expo,

but maybe next year you can
get him in the Plumbing Expo.

Ever heard the expression...
"Four's a crowd"?

(Audience cheering)

Have you seen that crowd?

I can't believe that 5,000 people
are going to watch me throw up.

Well, if you want, we can call Shelly
and then she can give you a hypnoti...

You know what? You'll be fine.
Just breathe.

Rocky, CeCe, what are you doing here?

You're not in the show.

(Laughs)

Not in the show.
Now that, that's hilarious.

No, really, you are not performing.

What? But why?

I mean, we're ready, we can do this.

Unfortunately, you are too closely
associated with the virus.

You are the number one
most hated girls in Japan.

So, what I'm hearing is, we're number one?

I'm sorry, girls.
There is nothing more to be said.

Keiko.

So that's it.

It's just not going to happen.

The dream's dead.

Really? After everything
we've been through?

We're this close, and you're giving up now?

Well, what else can we do?

Push someone off stage and
take their place? (Scoffs)

Now that sounds like the
CeCe I know and love.

We don't have our music.

Leave all that to me. Just get ready.

But, Keiko, you heard what
Mister Watanabe said.

I was rude and dismissive
to you, but still,

you stood up for me and got me re-hired.

You had my back and now I have yours.

Go! Get ready!

(Both chuckle)

(Loud cheering and applause)

(Chuckles)

I'm so proud of my little girl!

And such great seats! Finally, something
good has come from your visit.

(Both laugh)

Male announcer: And now,
put your hands together

for the hottest boy band in all of Tokyo!

But first, please welcome, in their
debut performance, Rocky and CeCe!

So sorry, Mr. Watanabe, so sorry!

(Dance music playing)

(Audience booing)

They hate us, Rocky.
They think of us as a virus.

We shouldn't be doing this.

CeCe, come on, at least we're
getting booed in another country.

It's not like we're going to run into
any of these people at Crusty's.

Come on, CeCe, get on board.

Every Avenue in Tokyo is saying
that I'm gonna make it.

It's offering the two
of us a chance.

And knows, oh, we're gonna take it.

(Audience cheering)

All they need to do is
lead us to the floor.

It'll detonate us.

We'll show 'em what the
beat is for, to the core.

Girl, they'll celebrate us.

Made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Oh, we're made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Oh, we're made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Oh, we're made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Oh, we're made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Woke up in another world.

Now we're on as Sama girls.

Getting our kimono on.
Singing karaoke songs.

Eating Sushi, drinking tea.
In the shade of maple trees.

Lotus flowers everywhere.
Breathing in exotic air.

The Manga artists take a bow.

Anime's a total wow.

My imagination sparks,
when I'm in Yoyogi Park.

Could it be this distant land's.

Scrambled, crossing up our plans?

Loving cos play, gotta say.

Sayonara, U.S.A.

(Loud cheering)

Made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Oh, we're made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Oh, we're made in Japan.

Ooh-oh, oh, ooh-ooh.

Come on, come on, come on.

Made in Japan.

Made in Japan.

Made in Japan.

Made in Japan.

Made in Japan.

Made in Japan.

Made in Japan.

Made in Japan.

(Loud cheering)

Hey, guys, so, you know,
if you were wondering,

what I was doing while you
guys were in Japan...

You know, just doing my thing.

You know, holding down the
fort if you will. (Chuckles)

Uh, Gina's fine. You know...

Hello?

Hello, hello...

Ty?

CeCe? Rocky? Anybody? Ty?

I'm still here.

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