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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:10,965 --> 00:00:12,250 Hey, hey! What you doing? 3 00:00:12,251 --> 00:00:14,442 Oh, nothing, just picking out a great outfit for the 4 00:00:14,443 --> 00:00:16,922 surprise birthday party you're planning for me. 5 00:00:16,923 --> 00:00:18,390 (Scoffs) 6 00:00:18,391 --> 00:00:21,361 What makes you think that I'm gonna be throwing you a surprise party? 7 00:00:21,362 --> 00:00:23,559 Your birthday isn't even for another two weeks. 8 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:29,460 Yes, which is why when it happens this Saturday, it'll be such a surprise. 9 00:00:30,269 --> 00:00:33,325 Seriously, if you want to get me this year, Rocky, you've got to step up your game. 10 00:00:33,326 --> 00:00:38,426 Because, remember, I am CeCe "Unsurprisable" Jones. 11 00:00:38,546 --> 00:00:42,386 Don't even bother trying, Flynn. 12 00:00:43,249 --> 00:00:46,051 Even if I was going to throw you a surprise party, 13 00:00:46,052 --> 00:00:48,253 which is the furthest thing from my mind, 14 00:00:48,254 --> 00:00:50,723 you would never, ever be able to guess the plan 15 00:00:50,724 --> 00:00:54,951 because this time it would be so incredibly complex and secretive 16 00:00:54,952 --> 00:00:58,732 that it would boggle your mind! 17 00:01:00,688 --> 00:01:01,758 Interesting. 18 00:01:01,759 --> 00:01:04,269 So you won't start sniffling tomorrow, 19 00:01:04,270 --> 00:01:06,784 which will turn into a terrible head cold by the next day? 20 00:01:06,785 --> 00:01:10,385 And then my mom won't suddenly decide to bake you get-well cookies 21 00:01:10,386 --> 00:01:13,360 and realize she needs flour, eggs, and a recipe? 22 00:01:13,361 --> 00:01:15,401 (Gasps) 23 00:01:15,587 --> 00:01:18,189 And then when I go up to your apartment to get them 24 00:01:18,190 --> 00:01:24,090 everyone we know won't jump out from behind the couch and yell, "surprise"? 25 00:01:25,715 --> 00:01:28,535 Well, not anymore. 26 00:01:31,714 --> 00:01:35,593 Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor. 27 00:01:35,594 --> 00:01:39,334 It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4. 28 00:01:39,335 --> 00:01:43,343 Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore. 29 00:01:43,344 --> 00:01:47,014 Don't knock it. 'Til you rock it. We can't take it no more. 30 00:01:47,015 --> 00:01:50,770 Bring the lights up, bust the doors down. 31 00:01:50,771 --> 00:01:54,740 Dust yourself off. Shake It Up, Shake It Up. 32 00:01:54,741 --> 00:01:58,271 DJ set it off, take it up a notch. 33 00:01:58,272 --> 00:02:02,395 All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up. 34 00:02:02,396 --> 00:02:06,219 Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up. You got to change it up. 35 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:09,840 And when you've had enough. Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up. 36 00:02:09,841 --> 00:02:13,273 Bring the lights up, bust the doors down. 37 00:02:13,274 --> 00:02:18,014 All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up. 38 00:02:19,213 --> 00:02:21,673 Shake It Up. 39 00:02:28,122 --> 00:02:29,993 Hey, Ty, I got a riddle. 40 00:02:29,994 --> 00:02:33,036 Why did CeCe put lipstick on her forehead? 41 00:02:33,037 --> 00:02:33,960 Why? 42 00:02:33,961 --> 00:02:38,031 Because she was trying to make-up her mind! 43 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,252 (Laughing) 44 00:02:40,968 --> 00:02:43,128 (Hiccups) 45 00:02:43,170 --> 00:02:44,598 Thanks a lot, little man. 46 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:47,173 Your dumb riddle just gave me the hiccups. 47 00:02:47,174 --> 00:02:52,245 Thanks a lot, big man. Your spit-shower just gave me the uh... heebie-jeebies. 48 00:02:52,246 --> 00:02:54,923 - Hi, Deucie. - Oh, hey, Dina. 49 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,117 I'm glad you're here. You guys, check this out! 50 00:02:57,118 --> 00:02:59,271 I need you to time me. I'm going to run up the stairs, 51 00:02:59,272 --> 00:03:01,980 down the street, get a paper from the news stand, and come back. 52 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,716 I'm trying to beat my best time. 53 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,158 Four seconds. 54 00:03:05,159 --> 00:03:09,229 Four seconds? That's impossible. That's like five blocks! 55 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:12,230 Oh, yeah? Start now! 56 00:03:14,268 --> 00:03:15,970 One... 57 00:03:15,971 --> 00:03:17,326 Two... 58 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,787 How'd I do? 59 00:03:21,466 --> 00:03:22,827 Whoa! 60 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,438 Deucie! That's... 61 00:03:24,439 --> 00:03:25,178 That's... 62 00:03:25,179 --> 00:03:26,958 How did you... where did you... 63 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:28,181 Hey, Dina! (Shrieks) 64 00:03:28,182 --> 00:03:29,829 (Laughs) 65 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:32,753 Dina, check it out, this is my cousin, Harrison. 66 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:36,065 It's a pleasure to meet you, Dina. I'm visiting from Boston for a few days. 67 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:38,311 Yeah, we've been playing that trick on people since we were little kids. 68 00:03:38,312 --> 00:03:39,314 (Chuckles) 69 00:03:39,315 --> 00:03:40,889 You know what trick I like to play? 70 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:43,771 The "I'm not your girlfriend if you ever do that again" trick. 71 00:03:43,772 --> 00:03:44,972 (Laughs) 72 00:03:44,973 --> 00:03:45,832 I got it. 73 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,533 (Telephone rings) 74 00:03:49,681 --> 00:03:52,338 Crusty's! Sure, hang on. 75 00:03:52,339 --> 00:03:54,874 All right. I'm here! Let's get started! 76 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:57,455 Sit, sit, sit. 77 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,812 Rocky, I want you to meet... 78 00:03:58,813 --> 00:04:02,703 Hold on, Dina. All right? We have a lot of work to do. 79 00:04:02,704 --> 00:04:05,117 All right, the last thing I want is a repeat of last year, 80 00:04:05,118 --> 00:04:08,596 when not only did CeCe find out about the surprise party, but... 81 00:04:08,597 --> 00:04:11,226 She was the first one there. 82 00:04:11,227 --> 00:04:14,943 Here's an idea, why don't we throw a party for me instead? 83 00:04:14,944 --> 00:04:17,913 That would surprise her. Yes? Yes? 84 00:04:17,914 --> 00:04:20,374 (Hiccups) No. 85 00:04:20,778 --> 00:04:22,235 I've written down everyone's assignments. 86 00:04:22,236 --> 00:04:24,270 They're in invisible ink and code, 87 00:04:24,271 --> 00:04:29,584 so you're gonna need to hold them up to a light and use the decoder ring. 88 00:04:29,585 --> 00:04:33,522 The instructions are also made to self-destruct, so um... 89 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,316 Don't hold them too close to your face. 90 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,952 Flynn, here's yours. Ty... 91 00:04:38,953 --> 00:04:40,019 - Deuce... - Actually, I'm not... 92 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,988 Stick with me, Deuce, okay? 93 00:04:41,989 --> 00:04:43,683 I know what I'm doing. 94 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,297 As Charles De Gaulle once said... "A true leader..." 95 00:04:46,298 --> 00:04:51,578 Both: "... always keeps an element of surprise up his sleeve." 96 00:04:51,579 --> 00:04:52,790 What is up with you, Deuce? 97 00:04:52,791 --> 00:04:54,880 I mean, you're dressing nice and quoting De Gaulle. 98 00:04:54,881 --> 00:04:56,554 - It's like you're a totally... - I'm sorry I'm late. 99 00:04:56,555 --> 00:04:59,072 What did I miss? 100 00:04:59,073 --> 00:05:01,773 Different person. 101 00:05:07,092 --> 00:05:09,675 Hey, Dina, so I hear Deuce's cousin's in town. 102 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:12,037 - Yeah, he's here for the week. - Mmm, that's cool. 103 00:05:12,038 --> 00:05:15,344 So, was he at Rocky's secret surprise party planning meeting last night? 104 00:05:15,345 --> 00:05:18,345 Yeah, he was... ooh! 105 00:05:19,626 --> 00:05:21,979 You really are good. 106 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:25,673 So, please do not tell me that it is roller-skating. 107 00:05:25,674 --> 00:05:27,637 Because when Rocky falls, 108 00:05:27,638 --> 00:05:31,432 it's like watching a baby deer stand up for the first time. 109 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:33,715 What is wrong with you, CeCe? 110 00:05:33,716 --> 00:05:36,350 Oh, I have really bad study habits, and combination skin. 111 00:05:36,351 --> 00:05:41,214 So, it's like oily in some places and dry in others. 112 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:45,015 I meant, Rocky is trying to do a nice thing for you. 113 00:05:45,016 --> 00:05:48,404 Why won't you just let her surprise you? 114 00:05:48,405 --> 00:05:50,902 Oh, I don't know. I can't help myself. 115 00:05:50,903 --> 00:05:54,327 Whenever there's something I'm not supposed to know, I have to know it! 116 00:05:54,328 --> 00:05:57,880 Like when I read a mystery, I always read the last page first. 117 00:05:57,881 --> 00:06:01,200 Or if I see, "spoiler alert, do not click." 118 00:06:01,201 --> 00:06:03,961 I have to click! 119 00:06:04,695 --> 00:06:10,595 I've got news for you, combination skin is not your biggest problem. 120 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,579 Now, knock it off, and just go with the flow! 121 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:15,014 Dina, I know I should try, but... 122 00:06:15,015 --> 00:06:17,835 Go with the flow. 123 00:06:19,053 --> 00:06:20,643 Yeah, Dina, I know but... 124 00:06:20,644 --> 00:06:24,484 - The flow! - Both: Go with it! 125 00:06:24,501 --> 00:06:26,395 I knew you were gonna say that. 126 00:06:26,396 --> 00:06:29,876 See? I can't be surprised. 127 00:06:36,947 --> 00:06:39,614 Flynn, I've been looking all over for you. 128 00:06:39,615 --> 00:06:42,891 Well, I'm nine, so there's not that many places I could be. 129 00:06:42,892 --> 00:06:45,907 If I were you, I would've started here. 130 00:06:45,908 --> 00:06:49,757 Well, thanks to your stupid riddle, I've been (Hiccups) Hiccuping non-stop. 131 00:06:49,758 --> 00:06:52,251 I can't sleep, I can't eat, 132 00:06:52,252 --> 00:06:56,378 and I can't even sound mad because I can't stop hiccuping! 133 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:59,292 Apparently you can't stop whining either. 134 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,494 This is all your fault! Now fix it. 135 00:07:01,495 --> 00:07:04,880 Okay, take it easy. I know a sure-fire way to stop the hiccups. 136 00:07:04,881 --> 00:07:07,788 Can you do a handstand? Against the wall? 137 00:07:07,789 --> 00:07:10,609 Yeah, I guess so. 138 00:07:14,985 --> 00:07:16,943 Great. Now, put one finger in your ear. 139 00:07:16,944 --> 00:07:19,245 Okay. (Hiccups) Now what? 140 00:07:19,246 --> 00:07:21,014 Now you have to sing old MacDonald. 141 00:07:21,015 --> 00:07:22,972 Oh, come on! This is ridiculous. 142 00:07:22,973 --> 00:07:24,117 Do you want to cure them or not? 143 00:07:24,118 --> 00:07:25,250 Fine. 144 00:07:25,251 --> 00:07:28,611 Old MacDonald had a farm. 145 00:07:28,621 --> 00:07:30,987 E-I-E-I-O. 146 00:07:30,988 --> 00:07:31,986 Keep going. 147 00:07:31,987 --> 00:07:34,783 And on that farm he had a... 148 00:07:34,784 --> 00:07:36,824 Sucker! 149 00:07:38,557 --> 00:07:39,996 (Hiccups) 150 00:07:39,997 --> 00:07:43,357 I knew this was a trick. 151 00:07:44,949 --> 00:07:47,769 (Audience cheering) 152 00:07:54,982 --> 00:07:58,042 (Upbeat music playing) 153 00:09:10,057 --> 00:09:12,118 (Audience cheering) 154 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,699 (Buzzer sounds) 155 00:09:17,131 --> 00:09:19,971 (Sighs) That was a great show. 156 00:09:19,972 --> 00:09:22,867 Hey, I'll catch up with you later, I gotta go to the library. 157 00:09:22,868 --> 00:09:25,500 Interesting, I usually run from the library. 158 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:27,781 But, okay. 159 00:09:27,812 --> 00:09:31,403 And if you need me to meet you somewhere later, just let me know! 160 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,212 In the meantime, I'll just be... 161 00:09:33,213 --> 00:09:36,182 Going with the flow. 162 00:09:36,183 --> 00:09:39,347 All right. See you later. Or not. 163 00:09:39,348 --> 00:09:41,808 But probably. 164 00:09:42,897 --> 00:09:46,259 CeCe. Do you have any plans for today? 165 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:49,028 You're asking if I have plans? 166 00:09:49,029 --> 00:09:53,032 Why no, Gunther. I do not have any plans. 167 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:55,825 And I'd be happy to go anywhere you suggest. 168 00:09:55,826 --> 00:09:56,658 (Laughs) 169 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:59,906 You know me, I'm CeCe "Go With The Flow" Jones! 170 00:09:59,907 --> 00:10:01,374 That's perfect. 171 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:04,761 Because Marvin, who delivered mail in my neighborhood for many years has 172 00:10:04,762 --> 00:10:09,028 passed on to the great goat farm in the sky, and Tinka's out of town and, 173 00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:13,286 everyone I actually like is busy so, would you accompany me? 174 00:10:13,287 --> 00:10:15,922 A memorial service? How convenient. 175 00:10:15,923 --> 00:10:18,853 Not for his family and friends who had to travel all the way from Tallahassee 176 00:10:18,854 --> 00:10:22,061 with no notice and on a blackout date. 177 00:10:22,062 --> 00:10:27,559 Okay, we'll just stop by my place so I can change into my... memorial outfit. 178 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,268 Terrific. 179 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:31,971 My phone! You broke my phone! 180 00:10:31,972 --> 00:10:35,806 I feel terrible. Let me have it fixed for you. 181 00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:37,996 Oh, okay. 182 00:10:37,997 --> 00:10:43,542 So you'll just hold on to it, and I won't be able to make or receive any calls? 183 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,475 Well, that works for me! 184 00:10:45,476 --> 00:10:47,664 Oh, and by the way, if you want to blindfold 185 00:10:47,665 --> 00:10:50,043 me for when we get to the funeral home, 186 00:10:50,044 --> 00:10:52,814 (mock whispering) It's okay with me. 187 00:10:52,815 --> 00:10:57,015 And everyone says I'm the weird one. 188 00:11:02,002 --> 00:11:03,945 I'm so excited, Harrison. 189 00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:06,172 I just hope that CeCe doesn't figure it out this year. 190 00:11:06,173 --> 00:11:09,853 Well, as my favorite 17th century French author once said, 191 00:11:09,854 --> 00:11:12,078 "the only thing that should surprise us," 192 00:11:12,079 --> 00:11:15,398 "is that there are still some things that can surprise us." 193 00:11:15,399 --> 00:11:19,359 Both: Francois De La Rochefoucauld. 194 00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:21,254 - Can I tell you a secret? - Yeah. 195 00:11:21,255 --> 00:11:26,895 I really love not being the smartest person in the room. 196 00:11:28,195 --> 00:11:30,090 Rocky! 197 00:11:30,091 --> 00:11:32,989 You "like" like Harrison, don't you? 198 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:33,993 (Scoffs) 199 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,201 No! 200 00:11:35,202 --> 00:11:37,233 Why? Does he "like" like me? 201 00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,825 I knew it! I'll set up a double date. 202 00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:42,416 But just remember, they look exactly alike, 203 00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:45,273 so don't get him confused with my Deucie. 204 00:11:45,274 --> 00:11:47,134 Ewe! 205 00:11:47,337 --> 00:11:49,617 Excuse me? 206 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:53,572 What do you mean "ewe"? You think my Deuce is "ewe"? 207 00:11:53,573 --> 00:11:56,788 No! No, no, no, no, no. I love Deuce, it's just... 208 00:11:56,789 --> 00:11:58,460 It's just that he's so, you know... 209 00:11:58,461 --> 00:12:00,259 Ewe? 210 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:03,620 It's just that I wouldn't be interested in Deuce in a million years. 211 00:12:03,621 --> 00:12:06,292 (Scoffs) So you're saying he's not good enough for you? 212 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,302 Yes. Perfectly put. 213 00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:10,872 Not what I meant, though. 214 00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:16,420 You know what? I am going to go make sure the cheesy bread is, uh... 215 00:12:16,421 --> 00:12:18,144 Cheesy. 216 00:12:18,145 --> 00:12:20,980 Open up! Here comes the no hiccup express! 217 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:22,143 (Mimics train whistle) 218 00:12:22,144 --> 00:12:24,150 There's no way I'm eating hot-sauce. (Hiccups) 219 00:12:24,151 --> 00:12:25,952 I'm not falling for it, little dude. 220 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:27,954 Would I play games with you? 221 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,088 I mean, again? 222 00:12:29,089 --> 00:12:30,480 (Hiccups) 223 00:12:30,481 --> 00:12:33,467 Come on, I feel bad. It's my fault you have the hiccups. 224 00:12:33,468 --> 00:12:36,929 And eating something really spicy is supposed to really work. 225 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,784 Just try it. Please? 226 00:12:38,785 --> 00:12:43,035 Absolutely not, look mess with me once, shame on... (Hiccups) 227 00:12:43,036 --> 00:12:47,424 Mess with me twice, shame on... (Hiccups twice) 228 00:12:47,425 --> 00:12:51,210 Well, when you put it like that, it all makes sense. 229 00:12:51,211 --> 00:12:54,896 It's time! Places everyone! Everybody hide! 230 00:12:54,897 --> 00:13:00,797 If you don't know where you're supposed to be, check the chart! Check the chart! 231 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:07,545 All: Surprise! 232 00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:09,896 Where's CeCe? 233 00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:14,133 I have no idea. I looked everywhere but I can't find her. 234 00:13:14,134 --> 00:13:17,548 Well, this wouldn't have happened if you just threw me the party. 235 00:13:17,549 --> 00:13:20,249 I'm right here. 236 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,835 How could you lose her? It was all in the instructions! 237 00:13:28,836 --> 00:13:31,661 They blew up in my face! 238 00:13:31,662 --> 00:13:33,974 Hey, I'm sorry, I don't know where she is. 239 00:13:33,975 --> 00:13:36,176 I tried calling, but she won't pick up her phone. 240 00:13:36,177 --> 00:13:38,738 Now what are we going to do? 241 00:13:38,739 --> 00:13:42,419 Okay, relax, I'll figure it out, all right. This is just a little hiccup in my plan! 242 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,580 (Hiccups) 243 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,803 Don't just sit there and mock me! 244 00:13:46,804 --> 00:13:50,774 All right? Make yourself useful. Go to CeCe's apartment and look for her. 245 00:13:50,775 --> 00:13:52,935 (Hiccups) 246 00:13:53,778 --> 00:13:55,399 "Where there is no struggle..." 247 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,022 "... there is no strength." 248 00:13:57,023 --> 00:13:59,783 Both: Oprah Winfrey. 249 00:13:59,784 --> 00:14:04,166 "Those who quote others make me wanna barf." 250 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,567 Dina Garcia. 251 00:14:11,829 --> 00:14:14,251 Okay, so, CeCe, we're running a little late. 252 00:14:14,252 --> 00:14:16,833 CeCe, come on, get in here. 253 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:22,734 Oh, be right there! I'm just putting on a little lip gloss and zhuzhing my hair. 254 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:26,160 I want to knock 'em dead. 255 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,569 I think it's a little late for that. 256 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,850 I'm here! 257 00:14:32,308 --> 00:14:35,248 (Enunciating) Okay... 258 00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:42,721 Wow, I gotta say, this really does look like a funeral home. 259 00:14:44,729 --> 00:14:48,765 Wow. I was so not expecting all of this. 260 00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:51,115 Well, Marvin deserves it. 261 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:52,803 He was quite the mail carrier. 262 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,279 Nothing could stop him from delivering the mail. 263 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,075 Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, 264 00:14:57,076 --> 00:15:01,878 nor a vicious attack, by Mrs. Hamby's wiener dog, Porkie. 265 00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:05,615 Hey, so, I noticed that big black station wagon limo outside. 266 00:15:05,616 --> 00:15:08,596 Do we all get to ride in that later? 267 00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:10,338 Well, yes... 268 00:15:10,339 --> 00:15:12,619 Eventually. 269 00:15:13,658 --> 00:15:16,760 All right, well, let's get this party started! 270 00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:19,660 Now, before I open these doors, how do I look? 271 00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:21,348 (Fakes surprise) 272 00:15:21,349 --> 00:15:23,989 Slightly insane. 273 00:15:24,702 --> 00:15:27,102 I'm here... 274 00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:31,271 And I'm... 275 00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:34,512 So sorry for your loss. 276 00:15:36,096 --> 00:15:38,394 Hey, that looks like the guy in the... 277 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,195 Oh. 278 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,790 I really thought I had her. 279 00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:50,464 Rocky, stop beating yourself up. 280 00:15:50,465 --> 00:15:54,843 Sometimes we make our best efforts, but life gets in the way. 281 00:15:54,844 --> 00:15:59,089 It's how we deal with these things that make us better people. 282 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:03,384 Thanks, Harrison. You really have a way of making me feel better. 283 00:16:03,385 --> 00:16:08,905 I just wish you weren't going back to Boston so soon. 284 00:16:15,163 --> 00:16:18,043 Well, well, well... 285 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:20,666 Wasn't that sweet? 286 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,287 - Dina, you're still here? - Oh, I never left. 287 00:16:23,288 --> 00:16:25,000 And you know who else never left? 288 00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:30,881 My boyfriend, who apparently is not as "ewe" as you thought. 289 00:16:31,236 --> 00:16:33,396 Surprise? 290 00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:35,997 Deuce! Ewe! 291 00:16:39,188 --> 00:16:42,552 Hah! Save your "ewes" for the news! 292 00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:45,816 Just admit it, you do think Deuce is attractive! 293 00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:48,201 He just needed to spend five minutes memorizing a 294 00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:52,267 cheesy greeting card and you were all over him! 295 00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:56,713 You kissed my boyfriend. You kissed my boyfriend. 296 00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:59,164 Hey! You kissed my boyfriend? 297 00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:03,450 What is wrong with you, Deuce? Why did you let her kiss you? (Grunts) 298 00:17:03,451 --> 00:17:06,631 What? But you... you... 299 00:17:10,608 --> 00:17:12,609 What a beautiful ceremony. 300 00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:16,613 Even Porkie, that vicious dog, stopped growling for a moment, as if to say, 301 00:17:16,614 --> 00:17:22,514 "farewell, Marvin, and I'm sorry I once ate one of your toes." 302 00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:24,849 All right, where are we going now? 303 00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:27,468 I'm guessing they've had time to set everything up. 304 00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:29,190 What are you talking about? 305 00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:31,528 Oh, drop the act, Gunther. I know all about my party. 306 00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:35,249 I'm CeCe "Unsurprisable" Jones! 307 00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:40,336 I thought you were CeCe "Go With The Flow" Jones. 308 00:17:40,337 --> 00:17:42,281 Hey, wait a minute. 309 00:17:42,282 --> 00:17:45,575 You're having a party and I was not invited? 310 00:17:45,576 --> 00:17:48,396 What a lousy day! 311 00:17:49,116 --> 00:17:53,306 I have lost my mail carrier and my friends. 312 00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:57,554 I guess your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. 313 00:17:57,555 --> 00:18:01,035 Or perhaps my mailman died? 314 00:18:02,345 --> 00:18:05,909 Wait. So this isn't just a big stall? 315 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,202 We're really at a memorial service? 316 00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:09,407 Yes. 317 00:18:09,408 --> 00:18:11,931 And my phone is really broken? 318 00:18:11,932 --> 00:18:13,792 Yes. 319 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:16,640 My phone, my phone! 320 00:18:16,641 --> 00:18:18,201 (Sobbing) 321 00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:20,650 Oh! It's okay, dear. 322 00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,935 Marvin's in a better place now. 323 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,096 (Sobbing) 324 00:18:27,096 --> 00:18:30,126 I gotta go. I gotta go find my party! 325 00:18:30,127 --> 00:18:34,658 So, I guess you'll text me my invitation? 326 00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:37,015 (Porkie barking) 327 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,956 No, Porkie, no! No! 328 00:18:43,768 --> 00:18:46,222 Hey, guys, I'm sorry I'm late! I looked everywhere. 329 00:18:46,223 --> 00:18:51,563 I went to my apartment, you weren't there and you weren't at the studio... 330 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,302 And you aren't here. 331 00:18:54,303 --> 00:18:59,403 Wow, and I thought Marvin's party was depressing. 332 00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:08,961 Hey, Rocky. 333 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,669 I'm so sorry. 334 00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:14,840 I mean, it was so sweet of you to throw me a party, and I ruined it. 335 00:19:14,841 --> 00:19:20,741 I tried so hard to go with the flow that I ended up going with the wrong flow. 336 00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:28,073 Oh, and by the way, if Gunther asks, his invitation got lost in the mail. 337 00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:32,682 It's okay, CeCe. It's not your fault. 338 00:19:32,683 --> 00:19:36,771 I don't know why I insist on throwing you this surprise party every year. 339 00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:38,845 You just can't be surprised. 340 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:41,658 And I'm just gonna have to accept that. 341 00:19:41,659 --> 00:19:47,559 Just like I'll have to accept the fact that I kissed Deuce tonight. 342 00:19:48,986 --> 00:19:51,075 You kissed Deuce? 343 00:19:51,076 --> 00:19:55,216 Wow, I really am late to the party. 344 00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:58,564 (Both gagging) 345 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,290 (Sighs) 346 00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:13,465 "Dear CeCe. Hope you had a fun time at your party." 347 00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:17,126 "Working late. Love you, mom." 348 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:31,430 I wish I could do this whole day over again. 349 00:20:33,991 --> 00:20:36,511 All: Surprise! 350 00:20:37,058 --> 00:20:39,196 Ye!... but... but... but... 351 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,426 How... because you were just... 352 00:20:41,427 --> 00:20:43,287 Yay! 353 00:20:45,098 --> 00:20:47,480 Yup. You didn't think I could do it. 354 00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:49,626 But I did. 355 00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:53,450 You didn't make it easy, but I got you. I got you good! That's right. 356 00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:56,571 Surprise, I'm awesome. 357 00:20:57,201 --> 00:21:00,001 I cannot believe it! Everybody's here! 358 00:21:00,002 --> 00:21:01,894 Even you, Gunther. 359 00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:04,580 Yes. I don't know what is more pathetic. 360 00:21:04,581 --> 00:21:07,070 The fact that I was invited 12 minutes ago or... 361 00:21:07,071 --> 00:21:09,579 That I actually showed up. 362 00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:11,167 How did you get here so fast? 363 00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:12,517 I was chased. 364 00:21:12,518 --> 00:21:14,033 By the way, CeCe, there is a very small, 365 00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:16,681 very violent dog named Porkie locked in your bedroom. 366 00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:19,262 Happy Birthday! 367 00:21:19,326 --> 00:21:22,649 CeCe: Oh, thanks, Dina. Thanks, Deuce. 368 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:25,470 And thanks, Deuce. 369 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:29,666 And most of all, thank you, Rocky. 370 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,686 Hey, Ty, we should get some pictures. Would you getting CeCe's camera? 371 00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:38,587 - It's in her bedroom. - Oh, sure thing, little (Hiccups) Man. 372 00:21:38,843 --> 00:21:41,021 (Porkie barking) 373 00:21:41,022 --> 00:21:43,182 (Shrieks) 374 00:21:44,782 --> 00:21:47,904 Hey! Hey, my hiccups went away. 375 00:21:47,905 --> 00:21:50,571 Ha-ha! I told you I could get rid of them. 376 00:21:50,572 --> 00:21:53,159 I am the hiccup curing God! 377 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,912 (Hiccups) 378 00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:57,673 Oh, no. (Hiccups) 379 00:21:58,162 --> 00:21:59,964 Thank you again, Rocky. 380 00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,917 You really surprised me. 381 00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:03,448 It was amazing. 382 00:22:03,449 --> 00:22:05,163 You're welcome. 383 00:22:05,164 --> 00:22:09,111 And I cannot wait to see how you pull it off next year. 384 00:22:09,112 --> 00:22:12,386 Oh, no, no, no, I'm done throwing you surprise parties. 385 00:22:12,387 --> 00:22:14,907 Sure you are. 386 00:22:20,076 --> 00:22:21,409 Hey, Deucie. 387 00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:26,877 I just wanted to let you know, I forgive you for kissing Rocky. 388 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,955 You made me kiss her! 389 00:22:29,956 --> 00:22:32,776 It was your idea! 390 00:22:33,401 --> 00:22:36,384 Okay. Let's make up. 391 00:22:36,385 --> 00:22:37,527 Okay. 392 00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:41,188 - I'm sorry. - Me too, baby. 393 00:22:42,268 --> 00:22:44,908 Surprise! A-ha! 394 00:22:45,638 --> 00:22:47,264 What? 395 00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:50,594 That's not Deuce. It's Harrison! 396 00:22:50,595 --> 00:22:53,703 I set you up, just like you set me up! 397 00:22:53,704 --> 00:22:58,819 That's right. You kissed the guy I like! You kissed the guy I like! 398 00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:01,431 Thanks for helping me get even with her, Harrison. 399 00:23:01,432 --> 00:23:03,592 (Giggles) 400 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,272 That's Deuce! 401 00:23:06,273 --> 00:23:09,693 Harrison left this morning. 402 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,015 Sorry, Rocky. 403 00:23:14,548 --> 00:23:18,516 Ha, ha, ha! You kissed my boyfriend again! 404 00:23:18,517 --> 00:23:21,304 You kissed my boyfriend again! 405 00:23:21,305 --> 00:23:23,824 Wait a minute. You kissed my boyfriend... 406 00:23:23,825 --> 00:23:24,949 Again! 407 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:28,190 What is wrong with me!? 408 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,160 (Gagging) 409 00:23:32,164 --> 00:23:38,064 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 410 00:23:38,114 --> 00:23:42,664 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31231

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