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So remember that thing I wanted to tell you
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but I didn't tell you because I didn't think you could handle it?
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Yeah.
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Still don't think you can handle it.
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Would you stop?
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Okay, I'm sure I can handle whatever you have to tell me.
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Okay.
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The school is disbanding the debate team.
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What? No! They can't do that!
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I can't, I won't...
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I made it up.
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That was a test. And you failed.
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Okay, come on. Just tell me already.
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Okay. So my mom took on some extra weekend work
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as a security guard on a movie set.
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Really? That's it?
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I am so not freaking out.
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Now Shake It Up, Chicago! presents
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one of the hottest dance crews in America, I.aM.mE.
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The star of the movie is Taylor Lautner. And we're going to meet him.
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Wow, they really love us here.
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Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor
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It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4
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Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore
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Don't knock it, We can't take it no more
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Bring the lights up, bust the doors down
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Dust yourself off, Shake it up, shake it up
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DJ set it off, take it up a notch
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All together now, shake it up, shake it up
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Sh-sh-sh-shake it up, You got to change it up
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And when you've had enough, Sh-sh-sh-shake it up
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Bring the lights up, bust the doors down
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All together now, shake it up, shake it up
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Shake it up
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-Mom. -Huh?
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Something smells weird in here.
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-What? -Delicious food!
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That's because I brought food home from work.
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Where did you work today, heaven?
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Whoa, that's the biggest pork chop I've ever seen!
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That's because it's stuffed with a twice-baked baked potato.
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Well, in a minute, it's all gonna be stuffed in a Flynn!
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Flynn, leave Mom alone.
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She needs to relax after her long,
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hard day at work.
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Come in here, Mom.
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That's right. Right this way.
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Now, who is ready to soak their tired feetsies
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while getting a shoulder massage? -Hmm?
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Are those rose petals in the foot bath?
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Nice touch.
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I'm afraid to ask what's going on here.
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Mostly because I don't want it to stop.
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This is about celebrating you, Mom.
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You're a hero. Risking your life during the week
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to work as one of Chicago's finest.
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And now working on the weekends to provide for your family.
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You, Mrs. Jones, are a true inspiration.
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I just wanted to say, you're the best mother ever.
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Oh, and I just want to say,
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there is no way you're coming down to the set...
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...to meet Taylor Lautner.
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What a waste of rose petals!
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Hey, guess who finally got the new YOphone.
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No way. The one with voice recognition?
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Yeah, check it out.
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Text Deuce.
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Texting David.
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No. Text Deuce.
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Calling Grandma.
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No! Text to Deuce.
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Take a deuce? There are four bathrooms nearby.
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Very impressive. The phone is worth every penny you paid for it.
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Thank you, Deuce.
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Oh, sure, now you get it right.
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Hey, Deuce. Looking good.
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You really got your shaboom on today.
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Whoa! Raina Kumar just acknowledged me.
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And my shaboom.
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What's that about?
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That my friend, what is known as the girlfriend phenomenon.
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Girls are always attracted to guys who are taken.
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I guess I have noticed girls checking me out since I've been with Dina.
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All right!
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Whoa!
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Stop. Stop, no, keep going...
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Back off! He's mine!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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There's enough shaboom to go around!
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Okay? Yes, plenty.
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Oh, shaboom...
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Snap out of it.
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Look, you have a girlfriend
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Hard to believe, but you have a girlfriend.
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You found the girl you're gonna be with for the rest of your life.
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Day in and day out.
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Year after year after year after year.
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Deuce and Dina till the day you die.
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I guess what I'm saying is, we're only 14.
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And I feel like we were 13 when we started this conversation.
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Could you please get to the point?
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It's not you, it's me.
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What's not me?
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Well, it's not not you, it's us.
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Well, it's not us. I mean, it's...
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Oh, Deuce, if I didn't know any better,
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I'd think you were breaking up with me.
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You're breaking up with me?
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You're breaking up with me?
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I just think we should see other people.
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I... Fine.
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See other people. Except for one people. Me.
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Good news, ladies! This giant hunk of
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eyebrows and halitosis is now available.
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All five-foot, nothing of him. So, come and get it!
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So, I'm guessing the whole "staying friends" thing is off the table?
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Flynn? What are you doing in there?
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You have to take me to visit Mom on that movie set.
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I'm out of food stuffed with other food,
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which is why I'm stuffed in this locker.
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Flynn, look, I want to go to that movie set, too,
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and meet Taylor Lautner, but you don't see me
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showing up at your school
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and climbing into your little cubby-hole, do you?
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I need more gourmet food.
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I've been to the culinary promised land
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and I cannot go back to Mom's
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hot around the edges, frozen in the middle, microwaved slop.
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I can't, and I won't!
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Okay, look, I want to meet Taylor Lautner too,
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or Tay-Tay as he will eventually ask me to call him,
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but we are not sneaking onto a movie set.
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Hey, I snuck out of class, I snuck into your school,
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and I snuck into this locker. How hard can a movie set be?
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And, by the way, CeCe,
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you need to take your gym socks home to be washed.
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It's time.
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Hello, ladies.
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One large pizza with a side of extra spicy Martinez.
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Let's get out of here, girls.
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What? No, no, come on. Where's everybody going?
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The Martinez also comes in mild.
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Dude, I don't get it, okay.
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I thought these girls were into me.
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Now they're acting like I just ran over their puppy.
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Okay, let me break it down for you.
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An important part of the girlfriend phenomenon, having a girlfriend.
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That makes sense.
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Of course it does, you heartless little troll.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, sorry, that's what all the girls at school are calling you
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after you dumped Dina. It is pretty catchy.
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Oh, no.
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Why did I even do this?
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I like Dina and she likes me.
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I have to apologize and beg her to take me back.
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Yeah, well, let me know how that works out.
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I gotta stop talking to you before I become a troll by association.
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Later.
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What's up, Dina? Hey, Ty.
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Dina, sweetie, um, I want to apologize.
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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In fact, I wasn't thinking.
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You're my everything.
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I'm so sorry. Could you ever forgive me?
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It's okay, Deuce, I'm not mad at you.
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Oh, you're the sweetest, nicest, kindest girlfriend in the world.
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Oh, yes, I am.
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But I'm not your girlfriend,
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I'm Kevin's girlfriend.
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What? Hey, babe.
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'Sup, bro?
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Have you met Kevin McCall?
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Honor student, star of the wrestling team, and my dreams.
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And a series of body spray commercials.
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I'm wearing Eau de Glacier.
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What are you wearing? Eau de Loser?
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No! Okay?
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For your information, I don't need some spray to smell like this.
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I smell like this naturally.
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Yeah. This is all me!
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Wouldn't brag about it if I were you.
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Water. I need water.
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Can't take one more step.
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Why me? Why?
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Flynn, knock it off! People are staring.
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I cannot believe we made it on to the lot. And it was so easy!
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Security didn't even look at us.
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Please, it's the oldest trick in the book.
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Walk around with a clipboard and you can get in anywhere.
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Hey, maybe that's how I can get into college.
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Oh, wait, I think Taylor is close by.
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My Tay-Dar just went off.
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Soon, we'll meet, and he'll tell me
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I'm the girl he's been looking for his whole life.
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Oh! Whoa,
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that's the dessert I've been looking for my whole life.
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I've gotta find that catering table.
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Oh! Flynn, you are not going anywhere, okay?
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First we're gonna find Taylor Lautner,
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and then we're gonna hit up the food table, okay?
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We are sticking to the plan.
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Correction. Before we do any of that,
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we might need to hide from my mom!
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Change the plan! Change the plan!
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You there, in the blue jacket.
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I see you pretending to text
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when you're really taking a picture.
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You think I haven't seen that trick before?
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There'll be no looky-loos while Georgia Jones is on the job.
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I'm Chicago PD, not some mall cop.
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Nothing gets past me.
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Hey! I want to talk to you.
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I don't know what you think you're doing with Dina,
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all right, but it's not gonna work.
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She and I are meant to be together.
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And the only reason we're not is because I'm an idiot.
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And wow, do you smell good!
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I just got back from reading to the blind.
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That's the smell of selflessness.
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Whatever. Okay.
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If you know what's good for you, you'll stay away from Dina.
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Oh, yeah? Or what? Or...
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You better hope you don't find out.
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Let's just say, you're lucky I'm not on the wrestling team.
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Because I would kick your butt.
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But like I said, not on the wrestling team,
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you're gonna have to take my word for it.
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Why don't you come to the gym tonight? Oh!
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And we'll see if that puny body can back up that giant mouth of yours.
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Tonight? Today's tonight?
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Uh, yeah, not gonna happen.
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I gotta kick someone else's butt tonight.
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Yeah. Can we reschedge?
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Deucie?
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What are you two talking about?
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Your ex-boyfriend was just challenging me to a wrestling match tonight.
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Weren't you, Deucie?
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Have you lost your mind? You can't wrestle!
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I can't wrestle? Please, okay?
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I can. And I will.
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It's on. And Kevin, you are going down! Hard!
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Okay. Sounds fun. Come on, Dina.
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Hey, dude, can I borrow your YOphone for a second?
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Yeah, sure.
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Yeah.
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YOphone, how close is the nearest emergency room?
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Don't you mean "morgue"?
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Hey, look at that, it's working!
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This better not take long, because...
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Oh, I smell slow-cooked tri-tip
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with a molasses-mesquite rub, stuffed with garlic bread!
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No, Texas toast! I'm getting weak.
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Here's a mint. That should tide you over.
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Beep-beep-beep-beep. Beep-beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep.
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My Tay-Dar's going off.
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Okay, CeCe, you're being ridiculous.
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There's no such thing as a...
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I will never, ever, doubt you again.
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Oh! It's open!
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CeCe, you can't just go into Taylor Lautner's trailer.
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Not without proof, I'm not.
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Here, Flynn, get a video so I can have it as a souvenir!
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Or evidence to be used against you in a court of law.
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I will not allow you to go in there.
266
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What do you mean there are three kids snooping around the trailers?
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Go! Go! Get in there, now!
268
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What is wrong with mothers today?
269
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Who lets their kids run around unsupervised like that?
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Copy that. I will plant myself in front of Mr. Lautner's trailer.
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No one is coming in or out.
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Wow.
273
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Thank you.
274
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Okay, I don't know what's more embarrassing.
275
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That you agreed to get your butt kicked,
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or that you agreed to get your butt kicked while wearing that outfit.
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It's regulation! Okay?
278
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Plus, it's made of lycra,
279
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so if Kevin really pummels me,
280
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it'll help keep all my organs inside my body.
281
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Now would be a good time for some words of encouragement.
282
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Okay, I encourage you to put on some big boy pants.
283
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Look, all right, she's my girl,
284
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and I gotta fight for her and get her back.
285
00:17:04,246 --> 00:17:06,319
Now, here's my emergency contact information.
286
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Man, your mom drank three bottles of water
287
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and still hasn't left her spot.
288
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I mean, she's got the bladder of a camel.
289
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I'm starving. At this point, I'd settle for a once-baked potato.
290
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Guys, check it out! It's Taylor Lautner's jacket.
291
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Look, Taylor's hugging me.
292
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Oh, CeCe, I'm hugging you.
293
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Oh, CeCe, what nice hair you have.
294
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Yeah, keep that up, and I'm going to be throwing up on you.
295
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At least I would if I had any food in my stomach.
296
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Oh, hi, Mr. Lautner, nice to see you again.
297
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He's here!
298
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Shh. We have to hide!
299
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Now what do we do?
300
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I don't know about you two, but I gotta go.
301
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So turn around and close your eyes.
302
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-Flynn! -What?
303
00:18:03,276 --> 00:18:05,904
Not everybody in this family has the bladder of a camel.
304
00:18:07,723 --> 00:18:10,366
It's Taylor Lautner's hair.
305
00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:12,762
I wonder if we can clone him from this.
306
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Get a grip.
307
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Nothing, man, I'm just on the set.
308
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I'll be done in a couple of hours.
309
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Oh, that sounds awesome!
310
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Talk to you later. I just gotta hop in the shower.
311
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It's not the perfect situation,
312
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,999
but at least we're about to meet Taylor Lautner.
313
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I think you're about to meet more of him than you planned.
314
00:18:41,566 --> 00:18:42,859
You're not Taylor Lautner.
315
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:46,397
No kidding. I'm his cousin, Robert Lautner. He's on set.
316
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Oh, man. What a huge disappointment.
317
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Tell me about it.
318
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-What's going on? -I don't know.
319
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I just opened the curtain and these kids were in here.
320
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Hey.
321
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:04,598
We came to visit you at work.
322
00:19:04,825 --> 00:19:05,809
Yeah. Yeah.
323
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:06,717
That's what we did.
324
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-You know them? -Nope. Not a clue.
325
00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:11,463
Mo...
326
00:19:11,756 --> 00:19:13,213
But, but, Mrs. Jones?
327
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:16,468
Mrs.? I've never been married in my entire life.
328
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I'm a single, childless woman.
329
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And if I did have kids, they would be better behaved than you three.
330
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Now, let's go, CeCe.
331
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Or, whatever your name is.
332
00:19:40,023 --> 00:19:41,346
Nice singlet, bro.
333
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It's regulation! So's this!
334
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
335
00:20:00,072 --> 00:20:02,866
Come on. You want some more? Huh?
336
00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:05,452
Okay.
337
00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:08,723
Put him down!
338
00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:10,312
What...
339
00:20:11,388 --> 00:20:12,793
Deuce, what are you doing?
340
00:20:13,997 --> 00:20:16,694
I'm not sure what the official wrestling term is,
341
00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:19,874
but I like to call it "Having my rear end handed to me on a platter."
342
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:21,701
But why?
343
00:20:21,956 --> 00:20:23,853
To win back the girl I love.
344
00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:29,523
I can't stand the idea of this athlete-slash-scholar-slash-supermodel
345
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taking you away from me.
346
00:20:30,592 --> 00:20:31,784
You left out do-gooder.
347
00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:33,404
On purpose!
348
00:20:35,158 --> 00:20:37,221
Do you really think I'm into that brilliant,
349
00:20:37,329 --> 00:20:39,476
hunky, strapping ball of testosterone?
350
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:43,537
I like short guys with big eyebrows and deep jacket pockets.
351
00:20:43,717 --> 00:20:46,703
I was just doing this to get back at you and make you jealous.
352
00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:48,179
Really?
353
00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:51,117
So you were just using me for my good looks and brains?
354
00:20:52,178 --> 00:20:53,006
I hate that.
355
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,286
And I'm going to take it out on you, Martinez!
356
00:20:56,441 --> 00:20:57,438
Come on, let's finish this!
357
00:20:57,702 --> 00:20:58,487
If you say so.
358
00:21:00,653 --> 00:21:02,948
There. It's finished.
359
00:21:04,618 --> 00:21:05,848
Thanks, Dina.
360
00:21:06,075 --> 00:21:09,092
You're welcome. But do me one favor, Deucie?
361
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,733
Never take you for granted?
362
00:21:10,925 --> 00:21:13,935
Yes. And never wear that thing again.
363
00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:16,919
It's regulation.
364
00:21:19,822 --> 00:21:23,866
Okay, the bad news is we got caught sneaking onto the set.
365
00:21:24,131 --> 00:21:28,317
But the good news is, my mom got fired!
366
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,588
How is that good news?
367
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:34,658
Because when we go back to the set,
368
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,538
she won't be able to bust us.
369
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,890
Or won't I?
370
00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:43,455
What are you doing in my locker?
371
00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:46,788
You can't just show up at my school! You're embarrassing me.
372
00:21:46,942 --> 00:21:50,732
Aha! Not so fun when the shoe is on the other foot, is it?
373
00:21:52,681 --> 00:21:54,975
- Um, Mrs. Jones... - Mmm-hmm.
374
00:21:55,363 --> 00:21:56,958
How the heck did you get in there?
375
00:21:57,179 --> 00:21:59,925
More important, how the heck am I going to get out?
376
00:22:01,852 --> 00:22:03,245
Girls, girls...
377
00:22:03,381 --> 00:22:08,124
Sorry, Mom, but I promise you I won't be late for class anymore.
378
00:22:11,086 --> 00:22:12,272
Cece?
379
00:22:12,449 --> 00:22:13,735
Rocky?
380
00:22:14,104 --> 00:22:16,088
Hello?
381
00:22:17,465 --> 00:22:20,100
Hello?
382
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:24,700
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