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Say...

Gare-Bear...

Can we talk to you about the upcoming hula dance?

Sure! You're not in it. We're done talking.

Way to shoot them down, Gary.

I love how you quip from the hip.

So, I take it Gunther and I should go get fitted for our grass skirts and coconut...

You're not in the hula dance either.

Curse you, Gary Wilde!

Well, then I guess it's okay to tell you,

we used your tanning bed as a giant Panini press.

I don't know why we bother with the makeup, Gary.

You're the most handsome man on television.

Thank you.

Um, [Chuckles] John, you really don't have to kiss up to Gary like that.

Actually, I do. He put it in my contract.

John! What is wrong with you?

You got my coloring all wrong.

For the hundredth time, I'm supposed to be tranquil sands not sierra shimmer.

I don't have to take this!

Have a great show, TV's most dynamic personality.

Also in my contract.

Uh, Gary, don't take this the wrong way, but today you're acting like a real...

Gary.

Sorry. I'm a little on edge.

I auditioned to be the host of a new reality competition show in LA.

And I'm one of the finalists.

[Grunts]

Don't tell me another singing competition show.

[Melodically] Boring.

No. That would be lame.

It's another dancing competition show.

[Chuckles]

So, you're acting all crazy pants,

because you're worried you're not gonna get the job?

No. I'm worried I am going to get the job,

and Shake It Up, Chicago! Is not going to let me out of my contract.

Not that I blame them.

Would you let this go?

[Screams]

What was that?

[Electricity crackling]

Uh, I don't know but, guys...

There's something really weird going on.

Hey, maybe it's kind of like a sign.

No, guys, it's just a coincidence, okay?

It's not a sign.

Now, that's a sign. [Laughs]

Do you get it? [Chuckles]

Because it's a sign? [Laughs]

Rocky, that's not funny.

Yeah, it's creepy.

Would you two relax? There's nothing creepy going on.

[Distorted laughing]

Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor.

It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4.

Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore.

Don't knock it. 'Til you rock it. We can't take it no more.

Bring the lights up, bust the doors down.

Dust yourself off. Shake It Up, Shake It Up.

DJ set it off, take it up a notch.

All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up.

Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up. You got to change it up.

And when you've had enough. Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up.

Bring the lights up, bust the doors down.

All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up.

Shake It Up.

Hey, Ralph, um, why do you think a sign would just fall like that?

I don't know.

Maybe it got sick of just hanging there watching you kids dance.

Oh, wait, that's me.

Rocky, what if you're wrong? What if something evil is happening?

What if there's a deranged monster running loose in the studio?

There is, CeCe, but we've learned to live with you.

CeCe, there is no deranged monster.

Then it's a ghost.

Why do you always blame ghosts?

You lose your homework... ghosts. You break a fingernail... ghosts.

You get scared by a movie about ghosts... ghost!

Fine. There is no ghost.

[Phantom] Either Shake It Up, Chicago! Shuts down.

Or Shake It Up, Chicago! Is going down!

[Laughing evilly]

But apparently there's a phantom!

[Laughing continues]

Hey, what's that on my locker?

It looks like a secret admirer note.

How do you know it's from a secret admirer?

Because the top corner of the envelope says, "from your secret admirer".

Ah.

What do I need with that?

I've got enough admirers that don't keep it a secret.

Hey!

You know...

My whole life, I've always, kind of, sort of,

secretly wanted a secret admirer.

[Chuckles]

But I guess now that I'm with Dina, it'll never happen.

Yeah, Dina's the reason it'll never happen.

Here.

[Laughs]

Uh-oh.

Wow.

This is the sweetest, most thoughtful, most romantic note.

You know, Dina doesn't write me notes like this.

It's because we've been together so long.

Yeah, that's the reason.

Rocky?

This is a bad idea.

It's scary, late at night, with no one else here.

CeCe, look, they already canceled a rehearsal.

We have to prove that there is no phantom,

or else they might shut down the whole show.

[Sighs]

See? It isn't so scary.

Oh! That's always what they say in horror movies,

right before the crazy killer shows up with a chain saw!

Okay, look, CeCe, you're being ridiculous.

Oh! That's exactly what the best friend always says right before...

Well, you'll see.

Hey, CeCe, can I use your ATM card to unlock this door.

CeCe?

CeCe?

[CeCe screams]

CeCe! What's wrong?

[Stutters] Did you see something?

Yes! Our costumes for next week's show.

Aren't they adorable?

Oh! I was worried something super creepy had happened.

[Organ music playing]

Kinda like that. [Whimpers]

[Whimpers]

[Grunts]

What are you two doing here?

Haven't you heard the expression "practice makes perfect?"

Oh, Gunther, you've seen the way they dance.

Clearly, they have not heard that expression.

You know what? I'm starting to think it was you two all along.

You two aren't here to rehearse, you're just here to plan your next attack.

Your sleuthing is worse than your dancing.

[Whimpering]

Don't worry. Gunther will protect you.

[Phantom laughs evilly]

[Screams]

So, I've written down the names of all your potential secret admirers.

Did you also write down my order?

Because I gave it to you 20 minutes ago.

You know, I took a long time to compile this list.

The least you could do is check it out.

- Fine. - Thank you.

There's got to be an easier way to figure out who sent the note.

Okay, fine. Um, how about this?

We scour Chinatown for an elderly Shaman known only as "the braggin' dragon".

Okay, for $50 and a lock of your hair,

he'll file off your fingerprints and give you a forged passport,

so that you can go undercover and find out who she is, okay?

With your new identity secured, you place a series of classified ads,

in which the first letter of each sentence spells out a time,

date and location for the admirer to meet you.

Okay? Now go get a pencil and write this down,

because here's where things get complicated.

Or we could just hang out by my locker and see who puts another note in it.

Sure, if you want to suck all the fun out of it.

[Screaming]

- What are you doing here? - My job.

I'm the one who cleans up after you kids.

Uh, by the way, whoever keeps heating up herring in the microwave needs to stop.

I'm looking at you, Gunther.

Now get out of here.

Gary?

Oh, what are you guys doing here?

What are we doing here? What are you doing here?

Well, I just got a text that said I needed to come down to the studio right away.

Interesting. I just got a text that says...

You are lying.

[All] Mmm-hmm.

Something's fishy around here.

And it's not just my herring.

He's right. You're here for one reason and one reason only.

To plan your next act of sabotage!

What are you talking about?

I bet you couldn't get out of your contract for the reality show in LA.

So you staged a few little "accidents".

To make sure the show was canceled and made sure everyone knew about it.

It's the oldest trick in the book.

The one who smelt it, dealt it.

Way to class up the accusation, CeCe.

One question.

Why would I do all that before I even found out if I got the new job or not?

You...

Go ahead, you can take this one, Rocky.

Don't bother. I'm going home.

[Gasps] [Exclaims] [Yells]

Oh!

Gary, that light nearly landed on you!

Guys, we're wrong.

Nobody's trying to get rid of Shake It Up, Chicago!

They're trying to get rid of Gary.

Come on, Rocky. You may be smart, but you got it wrong this time.

[Phantom] No, she's right.

If Gary does one more show, it'll be the last thing he ever does!

[Laughing evilly]

[All screaming]

[Whimpering]

I still can't get over last night.

This is easily the most freaked I've ever been.

What about the time they discontinued your favorite shampoo?

Okay, second most freaked.

[Sighs]

Rocky, what are we going to do?

There's a phantom running around the studio,

we might lose our jobs and Gary might be killed.

Or worse, move to LA.

CeCe, since when do you care about Gary?

I care about Gary.

And if he leaves, I might have to kiss the butt of a whole new host.

And I don't have the energy or the lip gloss to start over again.

CeCe, we'll get used to a new host.

Just like we got used to watching Gary after he replaced the last host,

"Snappy Sammy".

Oh, Snappy Sammy.

Remember how he always used to end the show?

[Both] See ya later!

You know, Gary could really use a cute, signature way to end the show.

CeCe, if we don't find the phantom,

Gary's cute, signature way to end the show might very well be...

[Gasps]

[Chokes]

[Sighs]

[Gasps]

[Sighs]

Are you done?

Not yet. [Gasps]

[Groaning]

Okay, I'm done.

No way. Our secret admirer is Tinka?

Tinka, Tinka, Tinka.

So, I guess the secret's out.

The fact that you use way too much body spray?

Yeah, that secret's been out since seventh grade.

No. That you're Ty's secret admirer.

Yeah.

I am merely a mule in this game of love.

I did it for Abigail.

Hey, you ever hear of personal space?

Or is that tight ponytail putting too much stress on your pea-sized brain?

A little too nicey-nice for me, but...

Perfect for you.

I think I just figured out why they call it a secret admirer.

Because it should stay a secret.

"There's a lot of pressure in my life right now because my family is about to move".

"But the thought of you gets me through".

"You're a gift to the world, but you're especially a gift to me?"

Did you hear that?

She thinks you're a gift.

Well, I hope she kept her receipt.

Because I'd like to be returned.

Oh! CeCe!

I spent eighth period studying our suspect list,

and made two very important discoveries.

One, Mr. Leech hates it when people solve crimes in his algebra class.

And, two, the identity of the phantom.

Of course!

Good work, Rocky. Now, let's go bust him.

Well, well, well!

Don't we look all cozy?

What, I don't deserve a break,

just because I'm not one of you easily replaceable dancing moppets?

Save it, bucko! We know that you're the phantom!

Oh, Gary? Gary!

We've found the phantom! It's John!

John? Why would John want to do away with me?

Because doing makeup for you on your new reality

show was John's ticket to the big time.

But Gary refused to take you with him,

and you hated him for that, didn't you? Didn't you?

In fact, you hated him enough to murder him.

Permanently.

Actually, I haven't told John that I wouldn't be taking him with me.

You're not taking me with you to LA?

Dude, I could kill you for that.

Aha!

So, where were you at 10:00 last night, John?

Or should I say, where were you at 10:00 last night, phantom?

In the hospital, getting this cast on my leg.

I slipped on some ice and did this.

Oh...

My bad, not-phantom-John.

You're not actually buying that flimsy alibi, are you?

John's a makeup guy. He's making it up!

Okay, if John's leg was really broken.

Could I do this?

[Screams]

Or this? [Screams]

Or especially this?

[Screaming]

Leg doesn't look so good.

Might want to see a doctor about that.

Okay, we're canceling the show. If we don't, I'm going to die.

Which is exactly why you are doing the show.

Wow, Rocky, I thought we were friends.

Yeah, Rocky. Over the line.

Oh, don't worry, Gary's not going to die.

But the phantom is going to be exposed.

I have a new plan.

[Screams]

Sorry. Sorry.

- [Screams] - Sorry!

Deuce, I got your text.

Did you put the finger on ice, because they can sew it back!

You don't look like you need the emergency room.

Yeah, actually, it turned out just to be a paper cut.

What do you got to do to get some cheesy bread in this place?

Deuce, what did you do?

Nothing! [Chuckles]

Deuce, you're giggling!

I'm not!

You always giggle when you're trying to keep a secret.

No, I don't! I... [chuckles]

Okay, all right, fine.

Look, I sent her a note back saying you wanted to meet her for pizza.

Dude! Come on!

It's just one date. And like the note said, uh, she's moving tomorrow.

- Well, I'm moving right now. - No, no, no! Ty!

This is an opportunity to touch a girl's heart and change her forever.

Would it kill you to be nice to her for half an hour?

[Sighs]

[Grunts]

Abby! So glad you could make it.

Ty, I'm so happy you're here.

I can't believe this is actually happening.

Yeah.

Scram, eyebrows. Three's a crowd.

So, Abigail, I'm glad we could get together.

I just wanted to say what a shame it is you're moving.

Why would you say that?

Because you and I clearly have sparks.

Sparks? Who am I kidding? Fireworks.

But, unfortunately, tomorrow you pack up and I'll never see you again, ever.

But, at least we have the next half hour.

But we can be together. I'm not moving "away" away.

Just a couple of blocks away.

In fact, a few blocks closer to you.

Oh, no.

Oh, my gong!

I have a boyfriend!

Ty Blue is my boyfriend!

Welcome back to Shake It Up, Chicago!

I'm Gary Wilde, reminding you that there are cameras on me at all times!

Even while I'm over there, sharpening my knife collection,

and watching this fantastic dance.

[Eerie music plays]

[Dance music starts]

Ha! Hey! Plus on the track.

Ha! Hey! Plus on the track.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, yeah.

Whodunnit, done it, done it, done it?

Who got the party started? Who got the party rocking?

Whodunnit? Whodunnit? Whodunnit?

Done it, done it, done it.

Who got the party started? Who got the party rocking?

Whodunnit? Whodunnit? Whodunnit?

Done it, done it, done it.

Something going down. Hey, now hey, now what's happening?

DJ, where you at? Where you at?

Who got this party cracka-lacka-ling.

Don't know about you or you. But me I'm on my one, two step.

You know I do what I do. At the box ring shuffling.

It's a crime on the dance floor. The suspects are usual.

This crowd's in a uproar. It's about to get critical.

There is something going on. Get to the bottom of it.

Tell me who's responsible.

Tell me whodunnit? Done it, done it, done it.

Who got the party started? Who got the party rocking?

Whodunnit? Whodunnit? Whodunnit?

Done it, done it, done it.

Who got the party started? Who got the party rocking?

Whodunnit? Whodunnit? Whodunnit?

Done it, done it, done it.

Is it you, or you? Huh!

Oh, no.

[Audience cheering]

And that's our show! See you next week!

I hope. [Buzzer sounding]

I was so sure that the phantom would try to do something during the actual show.

Um, maybe the phantom got scared because he saw all the extra security on stage.

Or he realized Gary is a big nobody and not worth his time.

Seriously, I mean, if somebody was going to be stalked by a phantom,

I don't understand why it wasn't Gunther and I.

[Gasps]

Gary! Gary, are you okay?

Don't worry, it's part of my plan.

Attention, everybody! The phantom has just poisoned Gary!

I didn't poison him. I cut the brake lines on his car.

[All gasping]

Excuse me?

I should probably leave now.

- See you later. - Security!

[Groans]

It was you all along.

It all makes sense.

Only a janitor would have access to the areas of the studio,

including the makeup department for the lipstick you wore on the monitors.

And the lighting and sound rooms.

[Gasps]

The janitor! I knew it was the janitor!

Wait, why would it be the janitor?

Because Gary took his job.

Gary used to be a janitor?

No. Ralph used to be...

Snappy Sammy. The former host of Shake It Up, Chicago!

Oh, sure, you can pull someone's face off,

but if I tug on one fake cast, I'm the bad guy.

Snappy Sammy? Can I just say, I'm totally shocked.

And very impressed with the makeup job.

Very professional.

But why'd you do it?

Sammy was fired as the host of Shake It Up, Chicago!

After he hit the sauce.

The barbecue sauce, right, Sammy?

They said I had put on too much weight and was "shakin' it up" in the wrong places.

Times got hard.

There aren't a ton of jobs out there for slightly chunky,

teeny-bopper dance show hosts.

So when you found out that your arrogant replacement was moving on to the big time,

your jealousy became too much for you and

you decided not only to get a janitor job, but your revenge.

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Oh! Gary.

That was some excellent acting, Gary!

Yeah! I really thought you were poisoned.

Oh, I wasn't acting.

I got a text saying I didn't get the hosting gig, and I guess I fainted.

Sorry you didn't get the job, Gary.

Karma.

[Sighs]

We're really glad you're okay, Gary.

Thank you, guys.

No problem...

Gare-Bear.

Still not getting the hula dance.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a long drive ahead of me.

Uh, shouldn't we tell him that his car has no brakes?

Nah, he'll figure it out.

I'm so happy you're my boyfriend.

Now, don't forget, Sunday is my little brother's piano recital.

Get a haircut, and wear slacks.

Tuesday, we're going to go visit my grandma at the retirement home.

If you want to make a good impression, give her a foot massage.

And you do want to make a good impression.

Will you, uh, excuse me for a second?

Hey, Deuce, guess what?

Turns out you have a secret admirer, too.

I do? Who is it?

My fist. And it can't wait to take you out!

Come here!

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