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Okay. So, you told Gary that his car was getting towed, right?
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Yeah. You should have seen his face
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when the tow truck pulled up. Priceless.
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CeCe! You weren't supposed to really get his car towed.
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Good information for 20 minutes ago.
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Go DJ Spin that track
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Scratch it up Now bring that back
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Go DJ Spin that track
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Scratch it up Now bring that back
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Party ain't done
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The night is young The night is young
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When the sun goes down and the kids come out
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We're gonna party all night no doubt
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Rockin' my stunna shades at night
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Up to the a.m. Sleep in the light
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Go, DJ Spin that track
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Scratch it up Now bring that back
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Say this right here CHORUS:This right here
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Is my song Is my song
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'Cause when the lights go down Our day starts
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We're super good We're super superstars
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Partying all night
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Hands up in the air
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After we do the work we social network
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Go DJ Spin that track
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Scratch it Now bring that back
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Go DJ Spin that track
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Scratch it up Now bring that back
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Party ain't done
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The night is young The night is young
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Everybody, everybody,get out on the floor
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It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4
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Make a scene, make a scene,nobody can ignore
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Don't knock it We can't take it no more
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Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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Dust yourself off Shake it up, shake it up
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DJ set it off,take it up a notch
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All together now,shake it up, shake it up
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Sh-sh-sh-shake it up You got to change it up
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And when you've had enough Sh-sh-sh-shake it up
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Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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Shake It Up! S02E14 Egg It Up
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Class!
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When is a science project like a Chinese soup?
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When it's an egg drop.
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Now, who can tell me what I just demonstrated?
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You demonstrated that eggs are fragile?
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Wrong. I demonstrated that eggs are fragile.
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Mr. Polk, CeCe just said that.
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She did?
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Well, color me surprised.
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Now, you're all gonna get a chance to see exactly how fragile fresh eggs are
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because you're going to build something to protect one from breaking
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when we drop it off the roof of the school.
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Yeah!
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There are no rules. Yes, Rocky?
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I was just a little confused about what the rules are for the assignment.
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I just said there are no rules.
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So the rule is we can do whatever we want?
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No, I just said there's no rules.
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So the rule is there are no rules?
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Moving on.
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This is a team assignment,
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so please check the posted list to see who you will be working with.
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Rocky, you are so lucky. You got an awesome partner!
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- Really? Who am I with? - Me!
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Yay, us! Okay.
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All right, I'll catch up with you in a second!
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Okay. Okay?
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Mr. Polk,
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as you know, CeCe and I, we're BFFs
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and we're also dance partners...
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Rocky, save your breath.
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I did not pair the two of you up randomly.
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I think it'll be really good for each of you to see
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how the other one approaches a problem.
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And that's great, but as you're aware,
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I have this A average and CeCe's average is just, well,
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average.
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On a good day.
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Just give it a chance. You might be surprised at the outcome.
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So, just to clarify, you're saying that
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the second rule of this assignment is to keep an open mind?
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Goodbye, Rocky!
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Oh, hey, did I tell you that the new Rock Legen video game is coming out this week?
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Is that right? Yeah.
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In fact, all of the rock legends
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will be performing in my apartment tomorrow.
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That's cool.
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Yeah, and guess what. Elton John and my mom really hit it off
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and he's going to be my new step-dad.
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Sounds good, little man.
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No, it sounds ridiculous!
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But you're too busy making googly eyes with Miss Teen USA.
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You know, when you're babysitting me,
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it wouldn't kill you to pay attention to, I don't know, me!
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Why don't you take a seat?
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Uh, excuse me, this seat is already taken.
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One second.
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Oh, wow, you can lift 50 pounds! I hope that impresses her.
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Hey, hey, hey. I got everything we need
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to work on this project together.
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And now, we're gonna use this duffel bag
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to store everything that could be a distraction to you.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, yes.
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Okay, fine. But FYI, I already started thinking about the project.
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This color is called eggshell.
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And this color is called the yolk's on you.
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Oh, that's good. Okay, okay.
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That was a good one.
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But we need to get to work, so let's get cracking.
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You're not gonna laugh at my bad egg joke?
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'Cause I laughed at yours.
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Okay, we need to draw up some blueprints,
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create a device to protect the egg from dropping,
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and test it and perfect it.
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Or, we can relax and let the ideas come to us.
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You know, I happen to come up
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with some of my best ideas while sleeping.
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Come on, CeCe.
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Now, you know how important it is for me to get a good grade on this project.
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Now, I know Mr. Polk says we have to free our minds and there are no rules,
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but at the same time, we need some structure.
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So, I've come up with a few guidelines so that we can...CeCe?
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CeCe?
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All right. It's going in the duffel, too. Ow!
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Come on, Flynn. You're going to be late for school.
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Nah, I'm not going with you.
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Come on, little man, you know it's my job this week to take you to school
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while your mom's working the night shift.
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Oh yeah, that reminds me. You're fired!
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What?
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You're canned. You're terminated.You're eighty-sixed.
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The part where you're working here?
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That's not happening anymore.
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I get it.
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This is about the other day
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when I didn't listen to you about your video game, huh?
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Listen, man, I'm sorry I pushed you aside,
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but sometimes when you're around,
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it's hard to keep a lady's attention
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because you're so gosh darn cute.
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Aw. That's some of the best butt-kissing I've heard in a long time.
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But too little, too late.
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I have someone else who wants to take me to school.
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Really? Who?
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I'm Gunther! And I'm Flynn!
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- And you are unemployed! - And you are unemployed!
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So the way I see it is we have to increase the accuracy of the drop,
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minimize the weight of the protective device, and...
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Run quickly and deny everything!
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-What was that all about? -What was what all about?
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Well, I just saw you talking to Jessi and then she ran away.
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What were you two talking about?
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Uh, Beyonce's new hair color. I love it.
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Me, too.
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Would you call it a golden honey?
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Or is it more of an amber golden with a touch of honey in the highlights?
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Uh, the second one?
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Ha! Trick question. Beyonce's hair color doesn't have gold in it at all.
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It's bronze low-lights with honey amber highlights!
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You're up to something and I can tell.
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What? What? No!
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Really? Then what's this?
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Egg Drop Project by Rocky Blue and Jessi... How could you?
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No, no, no, no, no. It's not as bad as it looks.
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Really? "An Eggsploration of Flight and Fancy."
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You even gave it a cute, eggy title.
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Okay, but she means nothing to me.
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I was only attracted to her for her class ranking.
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I can't believe you're cheating on me behind my back.
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And to do it in front of my own locker?
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Have you no shame?
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Okay. It's not as bad as it sounds.
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It makes sense to trade.
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You and Jessi's partner have a lot in common.
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You both approach school the same way.
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Not cool.
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Okay, it was wrong to go behind your back and try to switch partners.
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I should have come to you first.
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Um, excuse me. Is this stage haunted?
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Because I thought I heard my friend Rocky's voice,
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but that's impossible because she's dead to me.
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At least we're making progress.
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You did say, "My friend, Rocky."
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Oh, come on. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna make it up to you.
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I'll do the whole project by myself
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and you can put your name on it.
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Ta-done!
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Okay, I know you think you're doing me a favor,
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but that hurts my feelings.
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Ow! And that hurts my rear end!
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Okay, what is the big deal?
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We'll both get an A on the project,
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and besides, it's the least I can do.
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The least you can do to get an A for yourself, you mean.
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Your offer is just you protecting your own grade.
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And clearly, you think I'll just drag you down.
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You are blowing this way out of proportion.
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You know, sometimes you can be a real pain in the...Ow! Neck.
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You know what? Now I don't want to work with you.
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I'm going to tell Mr. Polk
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that we both decided we'd rather work alone.
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And don't be surprised if you're not the only one who gets an A.
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Now,if you'll excuse me, I'm out of here.
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That's right. You heard me. I'm out of here!
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Still out of here!
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CeCe, the dressing rooms are that way. Right.
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Hey, little man,guess who called in a favor with Deuce
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and got the Rock Legends video game a day before it hits the stores?
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That's right.You ready to rock and... What the...
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Make fun all you want, but when I told Gunther about the game, he said...
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Why play Rock Legends when you can dress like rock legends
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while eating a nutritious yet scrumptious after-school snack?
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Carrots and hummus never tasted so head-bangin' good!
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I'm teaching him all about all the major legends of rock and roll.
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You should have seen this little popover
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with his Elvis sideburns an hour ago.
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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Okay, I've had enough.
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Hey, man, thanks for helping out, or whatever this is,
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but I'll take it from here.
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Why don't we let the baby orange slice make the decision?
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You're the baby orange slice.
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Oh, gosh, this is so hard. Don't make me choose.
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I just can't...Gunther.
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Hey, hey, hey! I thought maybe
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you could use a little help finishing up your project.
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Well, you thought wrong, because I'm done.
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You are? Seriously?
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Yeah. Why are you so surprised?
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Well, because the project's not due for another 17 hours,
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which is typically 16 hours and 45 minutes before you start.
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Come on, I'm just kidding.
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Okay,I came down here offering my help
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because I felt bad.I'm sorry.
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So you're apologizing
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by not believing I can do this project
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by showing up here and still not believing I can do it?
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I still don't believe that's an apology.
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Okay, Cece, you're acting like I'm nuts
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to think you didn't do your homework.
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You never do your homework.
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Well, I did do it.
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And what I did was, by the way, pretty fabulous.
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Really? Well, let's take a look.
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Why, so you can copy it? I don't think so.
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Fine, I guess I'll just see you tomorrow.
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All right, I guess you will.
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All right, then. Have fun.
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- Bye! - Have fun!
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Man, I really have to get started on that project!
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Hey, little man.
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Oh, hello,
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Ty.
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Oh, man, that's cold.
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But okay. I guess you'd rather dress
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like a rock legend with Gunther
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than be a rock legend with me.
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Whoa! That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!
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Oh, you rock, Ty!
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No, little man, it's you who can now rock!
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Sounding good, my little drummer boy!
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But we don't want to be late.
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I've arranged for you to take singing lessons from...
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Drum roll, please.
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The Usher!
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Oh, yeah? Yeah? Well, after drumming,
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I was going to take him for chili cheese burgers.
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I was going to take him for chili cheese burgers, too.
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And whatever else you might say, but double!
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Wow, guys, both of your offers sound very enticing,
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but unfortunately, I haven't started my "Who's My Hero?" essay
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and it's due tomorrow,so, unless I had some help...
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No, no. I'll write it for you.
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I already have the perfect title.
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"My Hero, Ty Blue" by Flynn Jones. Here we go.
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You think I'm gonna stand here and let you write lies?
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The title of Flynn's essay is
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"Oh, Captain,My Captain: My Hero,Gunther Hessenheffer."
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Whatever you two decide, I'm fine with.
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I'll see you guys later, I'm meeting up with Henry.
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Wait a minute.
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We're writing his essay while he hangs out with his friend?
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He's been playing us against each other this whole time.
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You're right.
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Clearly, we have been bamboozled.
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Maybe it's time for the bamboozled
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to do a little bamboozling back to the bamboozler
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to see if the bamboozler likes getting bamboozled!
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Well, one thing's for sure,
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we are not going to finish this essay.
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Oh. Oh, yes.
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Yes, we are.
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All right, the assignment was to protect the egg.
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Mr. Johnson and Mr. Murphy,
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if you were you going for scrambled eggs,
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bravo.
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CeCe, it's not too late for you to put your name on my project.
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And it's not too late for you to put yours on mine.
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-I'm good. -Me, too.
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Okay, send down Rocky Blue's.
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What! No! No! No! No!
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According to my calculations,
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that egg should not have just broken.
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They threw it off the roof wrong. Do over! Do over!
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Your egg, my spirit.
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Things break, Miss Blue.
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All right. And last, but never least.
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Show me CeCe Jones!
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Miss Jones, this is absolutely brilliant.
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It's simple, creative and outright genius.
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And, since yours is the only egg that didn't break,
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you get an A+.
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That's not fair! I should at least get a...
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Wait, what? A+.
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Mr. Polk, will you do me a favor and call my mom?
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Because if I tell her,she's never going to believe it.
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All right. 3-1-2...
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Nah, it's all right.I got it on speed dial.
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Okay, class, quiet down.
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Now, I've read all your hero essays, and they were terrific.
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But there was one that really stood out.
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Flynn Jones.
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Oh, thanks, Miss Andrews.
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I thought it was very, very brave.
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You did?
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Yes, and I'd like you to come up here
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and read your essay in front of the class.
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Okay.
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"Me and My Awesome Hero, by Flynn Jones."
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Well, so far so good.
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"My hero is not only my best friend.
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"He is also my protector,
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"which is good,
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"because I'm scared of a lot of things.
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"Like the dark."
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Please continue, Flynn.
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"And being eaten by the toilet."
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Shh!
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Go on, you brave, young man.
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Do I have to?
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"That's why my hero is my teddy bear,
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"Mr. Wubby.
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"Mr. Wubby is not only the softest
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"and most cuddly friend a boy can have,
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"he's also
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"a great kisser.
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"That's right, I dress him up
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"and pretend he's the prettiest girl in class,
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"Linda Lazo,
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"who I am desperately in love with."
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Hey, CeCe.
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Guess who has egg on her face.
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Me.
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Rocky, it's fine.You don't have to...
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No, no! No.I owe you an apology.
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I should have never underestimated you.I'm sorry.
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You're a lot smarter than people give you credit for,
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including me.
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Thanks for saying that, Rock.
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But it's not like I came up with some brilliant idea.
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I kind of just got lucky at the last minute.
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Oh, who am I kidding? I got nothing.
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I gotta eat breakfast.Why fail on an empty stomach?
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Oh, forget it.I'll just eat a banana.
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Wait a minute.
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Like I said, if I hadn't dropped this jar...
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No.No, no, no. Don't sell yourself short.
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You're the one who thought of putting the egg in there.
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Some of science's greatest discoveries happened by accident.
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Like Sir Isaac Newton, his greatest discovery
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happened after an apple fell on his head while he was sleeping.
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Whoa, I never knew that's how the fig newton was discovered.
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Yep, CeCe,it sure was.
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Good afternoon, Chicago!
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We are Smooch!
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Are you ready to rock?
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I don't hear you!
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I still don't hear you!
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But we're going to start anyway.
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One, two, three, four!
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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
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When she comes
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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
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When she comes
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She'll be coming round the mountain
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She'll be coming round the mountain
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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
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When she comes!
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