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-- Sync by Rafael UPD -- www.addic7ed.com/

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Oh! Come on

♪ Look behind the curtain I still don't understand

♪ Was it misdirection? Was it just sleight of hand?

♪ Is your illusion playing tricks on my mind?

♪ In my confusion losing track of the time

♪ How do you do it? How do you do it?

♪ How do you do it? Like nothing to it

♪ How do you do it? How do you do it?

♪ How do you do it?

♪ She moves like magic on the floor

♪ Always leave you wanting more

♪ She's got nothing up her sleeve

♪ I don't know what to believe

♪ She moves like magic on the floor

♪ Leave you guessing never sure

♪ She be looking to deceive

♪ I don't know what to believe

♪ She moves like magic on the floor

♪ Leave you guessing never sure

♪ She be looking to deceive

♪ I don't know what to believe

♪ She moves like magic on the floor ♪

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Let's hear it for Adam Trent!

And if you thought you saw a gray hair,

that was also an illusion.

Remember, I'll be making myself appear

at the Lakefield Mall next Saturday.

Oh, and the Shake It Up, Chicago! dancers

will also be there performing live!

We'll see you next week!

(BUZZER SOUNDING)

I loved your magical performance.

Maybe you can wave your wand above CeCe

and make her a better dancer?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Could I ask you a little favor? I'd love to.

(ALL EXCLAIMING) Thank you so much!

♪ Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor

♪ Don't knock it We can't take it no more

♪ Bring the lights up, bust the doors down

♪ Dust yourself off Shake it up, shake it up

♪ DJ set it off, take it up a notch

♪ All together now, shake it up, shake it up

♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up You got to change it up

♪ And when you've had enough Sh-sh-sh-shake it up

♪ Bring the lights up, bust the doors down

♪ All together now, shake it up, shake it up

♪ Shake it up ♪

Oh, I can't believe!

Hair buns! two for 10!,

I can't believe it! I know!

Who wants a bun if it and frosting on it?on

No, I was talking about next to the bun cart.

Hey, she looks just like Miss Nancy

from Miss Nancy's Fancy Dance Academy.

Yes. Probably because it is Miss Nancy

from Miss Nancy's Fancy Dance Academy.

Oh!

Excuse me. Hi.

Um, I just wanted to say hi

and tell you what a huge impact you've had on my life.

Oh, did you join the Bun of the Month Club?

Well, next month just came in.

Spoiler alert, it's braided!

No, I'm Rocky Blue. You were my first dance teacher.

Oh! Thank you, Rocky.

Look how tall you've gotten.

Hey, guys, look.

I'm that princess chick from that movie all those old people like.

And CeCe! You haven't changed at all.

Oh, thank you, Miss Nancy.

Because of you, we're now dancing on Shake It Up, Chicago!

How are things at the academy?

Oh, not so good.

The studio is on the verge of closing

and I'm just desperately trying to make ends meet by working at a mall cart.

Hair buns! One for six! Two for 10!

I'll even throw in a free bottle of hair spray!

I don't understand. Is business bad?

Oh, no, but I had an opportunity to buy the building.

Well, I have a $3,000 balloon payment

and the building is upside down.

Wow, even I know an upside down building is bad for business.

Wow, CeCe, you really haven't changed.

(CHUCKLES) Welcome to my world.

We'll take two buns, please.

Here you go. Thank you.

Um...

Bye! Thank you.

I cannot believe that Miss Nancy's Fancy Dance Academy

is going out of business. It's so sad.

Because of Miss Nancy, we became dancers.

And best friends.

You know what? We owe Miss Nancy.

We're going to save that dance studio!

How are we going to do that?

I don't know, but you can bet your buns we're going to.

Yo, dude, check it out.

I just got the coolest new app for my phone.

The one that shows what you look like as a girl?

Got it!

Check it out. I'm hot!

I'm just going to ignore that and move on.

This one's called Bump It, Baby.

You can record your own music

and share it with friends by bumping.

Oh, cool. Let me get one of your new raps.

What...

What the heck was that?

I was bumping you for your song.

You thought we would bump hips and music would

magically trade in our phones?

Sure, now it sounds stupid.

If you broke my new YOphone...

Would you relax? Okay? It's totally fine.

Everyone knows a YOphone is practically indestructible.

Okay, watch.

(GLASS CRACKING)

Okay, now it's broken.

Hey, how's our bake sale going?

Really good.

"Save Miss Nancy's Fancy Dance Academy,

"$16 a cupcake." Are you crazy?

Who is going to spend that much on a cupcake?

Actually, I've already sold two dozen.

Oh, and by the way,

I may or may not have included a kiss from you for that price.

(LAUGHS) I'm kidding!

Maybe.

Oh, look, Tinka. The fruitcakes are selling cupcakes!

This happens to be a fundraiser.

Well, if you're trying to earn money to see a good dermatologist

I'll take one for each of your poorly-concealed pimples.

I'll take four.

Ooh, no, five.

Guys, this is not a joke.

We're trying to help Miss Nancy,

the woman who taught us how to dance.

Help her? She should be imprisoned for her crimes against humanity.

And the arts.

Seriously, please stop. We're not kidding.

No, but Miss Nancy is kidding herself

if she thinks she taught the two of you how to dance.

You know what? That's it.

I'm sick and tired of you guys always being so mean.

We're trying to do a nice thing here,

but you two wouldn't understand

because there's nothing sweet about you.

So button it, or else...

Ooh, I'm so scared!

What is a little girl running a bake sale going to do?

A pie to the face? So cliche.

Besides, you don't have the cupcakes to do it.

You're right. She doesn't.

(GASPS)

But I do!

That'll be $32, please.

Mmm, revenge is sweet.

Well, according to the guy at the YOphone store,

your friend repeatedly banging your phone on the table

is not covered by the insurance plan.

Dude, I feel awful.

Could you do me a favor and stop bringing it up?

Thanks to you, I'm stuck using my Grandma's old phone.

That's a phone?

There's no screen. How do you text?

Watch videos? Listen to music? Get on the Internet?

You don't. It just makes calls.

Who uses a cell phone to make calls?

There's gotta be another way to get a new phone.

I know.

In case you hadn't noticed,

you're done!

Well, then.

We're winning you a new phone. Check it out.

All we have to do is enter the contest

and be the last ones standing with a phone in between us.

I don't know.

If I'm going to spend a whole day holding hands with someone,

it's not gonna be you.

Come on, man, let me win you a new phone.

(PHONE RINGING)

What is that?

Excuse me, I gotta take this. What?

Hello? Hey, Grandma.

Yeah, it's working.

What? Grandma?

Hold on, bad reception.

Hello? Yeah. I got you.

Okay, hold on. Here we go.

Okay. Grandma?

Grandma? Grandma?

Grandma? (STUTTERING)

There you go. Got you, Grandma.

No way! We're still $1,500 short.

Even after selling all our old clothes,

putting in all the money from the bake sale

and all of our savings.

Don't make me feel bad about the refunds.

I don't care how many cupcakes Petey Goldfeder bought.

I was not kissing him.

Guess this is the end of Miss Nancy's Fancy Dance Academy.

No! There's absolutely no way I'm going to accept that.

There's got to be something left we can sell.

Well, there's still our Beyonce tickets.

Okay, looks like this is the end of Miss Nancy's Fancy Dance Academy.

Hey, do you remember that silent auction that Gary was involved in?

Yeah, the one that was silent 'cause nobody bid on him.

Yeah. Maybe he can auction off an afternoon with us.

Oh! Okay, let's do that.

Excuse me, Gary.

See, we're raising money to save our old dance school

and we were hoping you could auction off

an afternoon with CeCe and Rocky at the mall show on Saturday.

Let me think about it. No.

But, Gary, we're talking about the woman who started our dance careers.

Sorry, but this is an official

Shake It Up, Chicago! and YOphone event.

You can't use it for your own personal needs.

Gary, does Shake It Up, Chicago!

know you're getting a little pay-off from this YOphone event?

Five, 10, 25, 75, 85, 95! Sold!

How did you know?

Hmm, I don't know. Five, 10, 25... (BABBLING)

I guessed.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Let's hear it for our dancers!

All right. Now, let's check in with our remaining

"Two Hands on a YOphone" contestants.

Oh! That's gotta hurt.

But the YOphone calling package won't hurt your wallet.

Only 40 bucks a month.

Unless you're me. Then it's free.

But shh!

And now, one lucky bidder is going to get

an entire afternoon with two of Shake It Up, Chicago!'s

best dancers and shakedown artists, Rocky and CeCe.

What if no one actually bids on us?

Don't worry. I already thought of that.

Okay, let's open the bidding. Do I hear $100?

One hundred dollars for a great cause.

I bid $100!

You got $100 to spend on hanging out with Rocky and CeCe

and you couldn't just buy me a new phone?

Would you relax, okay? I'm only getting the bidding started.

I'm a plant!

What kind? A dill weed?

Do I see 150? 150! (WHISPERS) Yes!

I'm looking for two, 200?

Two hundred from the pretty lady who should ask for my number when we're done!

Do I hear three? Three hundred?

Thank you, three hundred!

From the man in the purple shirt with the sweat stains.

You may put your hand down now.

Do I hear four? 400 for a great cause?

Three hundred going once.

Four hundred dollars!

No... Do I hear five?

Five hundred dollars from the same bidder!

Now, there's a man who cares about dance.

Dude, you better watch that hand.

Five hundred going once, going twice...

BOY: One thousand dollars!

(ALL GASPING) Thank you!

Do I hear 1,100?

Yes! 1,100!

BOY: $1,500!

Sold! Sold to the bidder for $1,500!

Congratulations to the winning bid of $1,500!

Not as chocolaty as two cupcakes shoved in your face,

but just as surprising, no?

All right, as soon as Gunther and Tinka pay us the ms

we'll have the $3,000 we need for Miss Nancy. We did it!

Yes! We did it! We did it!

Hey, why do you think they spent all that money to buy us at the auction?

Well, they walk around wearing 30 pounds of sequins and glitter.

Who knows why they do anything?

I'm just glad we didn't have to sell our Beyonce tickets.

Yeah, we should get going. I want to be the first one

in the last row.

Hello, babies.

(GUNTHER CHUCKLING)

What are you two doing here?

We spent a lot of money for an afternoon with Rocky and CeCe.

Yes, but not this afternoon. We're going to see Beyonce.

We've been looking forward to this for months.

It's either this afternoon or forget the money we owe you.

Hey, wait a minute.

You're only doing this to get even with us for embarrassing you at school.

Oh, look, Gunther.

Someone had a big bowl of smarty-puffs this morning.

Klaus!

This is our little cousin, Klaus.

Babysit him and your Miss Nancy will no longer

have to sell her hairy buns at the mall.

Why, hello, Rocky and CeCe.

Thank you for welcoming me into your wonderful home.

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

BOTH: Aw!

We'll be back in a few hours after the Beyonce concert.

What! Goodbye to all the single ladies.

Good luck. I mean, have fun.

No, I mean good luck.

Well, if we're gonna have to miss Beyonce,

we might as well spend the time with a little cutie.

Can I watch Jersey Hills?

Oh, no sweetie.

We don't want you copying those kids' bad behavior.

Plus, we're not allowed to watch it either.

Okay, let's play a game.

Oh, fine, we'll play. (KICKING)

Ow! What the heck kind of game is that?

It's called Kick You in the Shins.

Okay, how about we try a new game?

Okay, how about...

Ow! (WHIMPERING)

Kick the Other One in the Shins!

How do you like that, babies?

I told you not to drink that 84-ounce chug-a-lug!

Well, excuse me if I believe proper hydration is important to a growing body.

It took six months to save up for that phone

and two seconds for you to break it.

If we drop this phone because of all your moving around,

I'm gonna drop you in that fountain over there.

Man, I can't help it. I have to go really bad.

Like the blizzard of '09 bad.

Oh. You mean like the time when you

spelled your whole name and address in the snow?

Yeah, that was pretty impressive. You just peed and peed...

Would you stop talking about it, already!

Relax. There's a bathroom break in 10 minutes.

Now, focus. I want us to come in number one.

Don't say "number one"!

Fine, but remember, Deuce, we are a team.

We have to work hard if we want to win.

(WHIMPERS)

Don't forget, Deuce, it's we, we! We, we!

Okay, he wasn't in there.

And he wasn't in there.

How could he just disappear? I don't know.

But we've got to find that little Hessen-horror.

(BLENDER WHIRRING)

How did that happen? I don't know.

(STATIC HISSING)

Rocky!

Okay, relax, relax. I'm sure it was just a power surge.

Okay? Okay.

(WHISTLING) (WHIMPERS)

On second thought... (SCREAMING)

It's him! It's Klaus!

He must've cut the power!

Rocky, I'm afraid of the dark!

CeCe, it's still light outside.

Oh, he's good.

(FOOTSTEPS PATTERING)

What was that?

I don't know. But...

(CRASHING NOISES) (BOTH SCREAMING)

Now can I watch Jersey Hills?

Itch. Got an itch. Really bad itch.

You gotta scratch me, man.

Fine.

Come on. You gotta do this for me. Okay.

Little lower. Little lower.

To the left. To the left. To the left. To the right.

Oh, that's it. That's the spot right there.

Okay, you're done!

(SNEEZES)

Oh! Oh!

We did it! I can't believe we actually won.

We have a winner! (CHUCKLES)

Hey! Congratulations, what are your names?

Oh, well, I'm Deuce Martinez and that's Ty Blue.

Yeah.

Ty Blue. Are you, by any chance, related to Rocky Blue?

Yeah, she's my little sister.

Oh, that's too bad.

Shake It Up, Chicago! employees and their family members

are ineligible to compete.

I'm going to have to disqualify you. But you still win.

Yeah! I got a YOphone!

That's not a YOphone! That's a MYphone!

What?

All right. He seems calm.

He's doing some arts and crafts.

Hey, Klaus.

Although I'm still not convinced that giving him scissors was a good idea.

Oh, I didn't give him the scissors.

His tongue shot out of his mouth and grabbed them off the kitchen counter.

We're back! Beyonce was great.

But your seats were so far away

she looked like a dust bunny in a big wig.

Yeah, well, Klaus was adorable.

Now pay us our $1,500

and get that little shin-kicker out of here.

Oh, how nice. You decoupaged a shoe box.

What? A shoe box?

Our money! ROCKY: What have you done?

Your evil little cousin destroyed all the other money we raised.

Oh. Did I do something bad?

All the work we did was for nothing.

This Fancy Nancy really means a lot to you, huh?

It's all the money you need for your dance school.

What's the catch?

There is none.

Wow.

You guys pretend like you're so mean and hate us,

but when push comes to shove...

You're actually nice, caring, good friends.

Save the violins, Miss Mushy-Pants.

Yes, don't get too excited.

If you want the money, you have to watch Klaus for the rest of the weekend.

Oh, wait. There was a catch.

And there's the Gunther and Tinka we know and don't love.

Hey, where did Klaus go?

(ALL SCREAMING)

Relax. We're fine as long as he doesn't have scissors.

(ROCKY AND CECE SCREAMING)

I can't believe it. You guys saved Miss Nancy's Fancy Dance Academy!

I don't know how to thank you.

Well, You could start by changing the name and making it easier to say.

You know what?

It's us who should be thanking you for all you did for us.

You know, I still remember our first recital.

Oh, me too. You girls were the best itsy bitsy spiders I ever had.

Especially you, CeCe.

You were the itsiest bitsiest.

I still am.

All right, what do you guys say? Once for old times' sake?

Sure, why not?

BOTH: Five, six, seven, eight.

♪ The itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout

Posture, Rocky! You call that rain?

That's not rain! Nancy Fancy way!

You girls can do better! From the top!

Five, six, seven, eight.

♪ The itsy bitsy spider ♪

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