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Fantastic sex.
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With someone I actually like.
A bit.
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Quite a bit.
I think.
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When did sex become so complicated?
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Shit! First client in 6 days,
I cannot be late for this.
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Alex!
Mm!
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What?
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I have to leave.
What's the panic?
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I've erm, I've got a meeting.
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On a Saturday?
Yeah, I'm meeting...
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a friend.
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Jemima from school...for lunch.
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I'll come.
Er, no, no.
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You can't come without a warning.
That's just not very polite.
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Well, text her and warn her.
She's a bit... She's a bit weird.
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She's not very nice...to men.
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She's a horrible...
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horrible, horrible woman and you
do not wanna have lunch with her.
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OK.
OK.
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FEIST: My Moon My Man
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'Not one of my usual hotels.
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But then this isn't
a usual kind of job.
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This one's been set up
by my new best friend.'
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Bambi's idea of a favour.
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A threesome with, wait for it,
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a distinguished nightclub owner.
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Bambi is a complete liability but...
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needs must.
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Belle.
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What's wrong?
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You're gonna kill me, babes.
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What happened?
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I've got a little friend
come to stay.
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Who?
Aunty Flo.
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Bambi, have you taken something?
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What? No. I...
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I've got the painters in.
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Oh, you're taking the -
I know. Please don't shout at me.
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My head's banging.
I'm not shouting.
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How can you not know when
your period's due? Page one, Bambi.
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I dunno. I just...forgot.
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I lost my diary. This month's
flown by. I've been up the wall.
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Look, we can call Stephanie.
Get one of the other girls in.
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He's here in five minutes.
Well, I'll just say my nan's died
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and it's just you.
We can give him a discount.
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No! Absolutely no way!
It's completely unprofessional!
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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What's this?
That's sponge.
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And what am I supposed to do
with it?
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Not on your life, babe.
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OK.
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Belle, wait.
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What if it's still got Jif on it?
Straight out the packet.
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Are you sure it's gonna work?
Yeah.
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If it's up high enough,
it should be fine. Ugh.
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Fine.
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(KNOCKING)
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THE KINKS: I Gotta Move
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Beautiful.
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Close, Belle.
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Ha, ha. Girl with a quick wit!
Love it, love it, love it.
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Martin.
Delighted to meet you, Belle.
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So, captivating as you are, Belle,
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I trust this isn't a party
just for two.
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Ah.
Hi, there. I'm Bambi.
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Wham-bam, Bambi!
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Mwah.
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So, can I get you anything, Martin?
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I think I've got everything I need,
thank you very much.
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Oh, yeah.
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DONNA SUMMER:
Love To Love You, Baby
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Mm.
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Oh, my God. Is that what I look like?
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I mean, she looks ridiculous.
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Not her fault.
She's just doing her job.
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If that's what the client wants,
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that's what the client gets.
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Come on, Belle. Get involved.
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Mm.
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(BOTH MOAN)
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Hey!
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What about that, then?
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Here we go!
Ooh!
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Ooh. Love it, don't you?
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Tell me you love it, girls.
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Oh, I love it.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Belle, what's going on?
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(Come on. Get a grip.)
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Sorry about that.
Everything OK?
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Yeah, just had
a bit of a dizzy spell.
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Ah. Don't worry. I tend to have
that effect on women, Belle, eh?
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No. Actually, no. I can't do it.
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Put your head between your legs.
Have a glass of water.
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I'm not dizzy. I'm just
not gonna have sex with you.
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You're a prostitute, for God's sake!
She's new.
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Fine. I'll do everything
but have sex.
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So will my wife.
That's why I'm here.
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It's not gonna happen!
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It's not funny, Ben.
Come off it.
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He was wearing
a leopard print thong.
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It's completely understandable.
It wasn't because of his pants.
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Come on.
You were just having a weird one.
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Take a couple of days. Chill out.
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I've been off all week.
What are you talking about?
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You haven't had one night off.
I've been trying to get hold of you.
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I met someone.
What do you mean?
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A man.
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His name's Alex.
What, you haven't been working?
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No. I'm...I'm sorry. I...
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I really wanted to tell you.
It's just happened so quickly.
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I haven't had time to think about it.
What's happened so quickly?
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Me and him.
You and him?
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Ben, do you wanna stop
repeating everything I say?
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Sorry. Sorry, since the last time
I saw you,
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you've met someone
who's become a "you and him".
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I met someone and it's fun.
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We're having fun and I'm sorry
I didn't tell you about it before.
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You know what it's like. When you
met Vanessa - When I met Vanessa,
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I told you the next day. It took
you a month to tell me you proposed.
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Didn't lie to your face.
Oh, Ben. Come on.
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I'm sorry.
I'm telling you now, aren't I?
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So, it's a week later. Shoot me!
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What does he do?
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He's a doctor.
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What does he think of your job?
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Surprise, surprise, Ben,
I haven't told him.
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Anyway, I might not have a job
if I carry on like I did today.
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Was it because of him?
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What?
Could you not go through with it
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because of him, because of Alex?
I dunno.
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Every time I shut my eyes I...
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just...kept picturing him
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and the whole thing
just felt a bit wrong.
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It's more than a bit of fun, then,
isn't it?
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I've known him five minutes.
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But...
What but?
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There is no but. He's nice.
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We're having fun. It's no big deal.
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Today was...an aberration.
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Probably was the thong.
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Wouldn't have happened
with one of my regulars. Right.
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Bit of support, please, Ben.
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He's nice. You'd like him.
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I'm sure I would.
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In fact, he wants to meet you.
Why?
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Because I talk about you
all the time.
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Right.
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I was thinking about lunch this week.
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All right. Brilliant.
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Really?
Yeah. Sure.
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You come clean to him and I'll come
and have lunch with you.
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Yeah, that's a really good idea (!)
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"Hi, Alex. Ben's really looking
forward to meeting you.
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Quick heads-up, though,
before we sit down to eat,
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I'm a prostitute.
Mm. The lamb looks nice."
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Sort it out, Ben!
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You can't keep it from him.
That's completely out of order.
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And it's out of order
to use me as some sort of decoy.
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A decoy. For God's sake,
Ben, for once...
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I'm engaging in the fairly normal
activity of seeing someone.
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And I'd like you to meet him.
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I'm not getting married.
I'm not trying to shaft anyone.
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It's not serious. I haven't
got some big ultimatum on my hands.
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I'm just trying to live a life,
which you are a big part of.
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It's just lunch. It's no big deal.
So you keep saying.
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Do you know what?
Don't worry about it. Don't come.
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Where are you going?
To rub myself with a big stick.
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I can't do Thursday.
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You'll really like Ben.
He's brilliant.
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I hate him already.
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Is he better-looking than me?
Is that actually possible?
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I suppose not, no.
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Yeah. I'm gonna like him.
I can't wait to meet him.
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Thanks for tonight.
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I had a really lovely time.
Whoa.
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I'm worried that sounds like
the sentence,
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"I've got a headache and I wanna go
home early," is gonna follow.
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Not at all. I just wanted to say it.
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Anyway, you know what the best cure
for a headache is?
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Two Nurofen and an early night.
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No. Sex.
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Shall we go back to yours?
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Er, isn't your place nearer?
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I don't think so.
I think it is.
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OK. Yeah. We can go back to mine
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but you've gotta be quiet cos I've
got this neighbour from hell and -
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Why don't you want me
to see your flat?
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Now you're being silly.
Or meet your friends, or...
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You're having lunch
with Ben tomorrow.
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You're meeting my best friend.
Oh, OK.
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I didn't realise it was a trade-off.
"You're meeting Ben,
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so that's another couple of weeks
you're not allowed to see my flat."
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Oh.
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(SIGHS)
You're making me feel like some...
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clingy twat. And I'm not.
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I'm just suggesting
we go back to your place.
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That's all.
All right.
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We'll go back to mine.
It's no big deal.
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Good.
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Do you wanna run up ahead and lock
your husband in the cupboard?
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No. Looks like he's still out.
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Whoa! What is that?
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It's my friend.
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Girl, so sorry it's la-
Babes, didn't realise you were wor-
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What are you doing here?
I just felt a bit bad about yester-
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Erm, Alex. This is Bambi.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
Hi.
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It's one thirty in the morning.
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I know but I thought
you might still be up
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and...look, you are.
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Yeah and we're just going in.
I could head off.
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No, no.
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I don't wanna gatecrash.
It was just on the off-chance.
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It's fine.
I'll see you at lunch tomorrow. OK?
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OK.
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(Drinking problem.)
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What do you want, Bambi?
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What's that? Your share
of the money from yesterday.
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I felt like a shitbag not
splitting it. I didn't do anything.
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You did me a favour.
Turned up at the last minute.
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Plus, you helped me out with the
whole...sponge thing. Gross out!
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I said I didn't want it. It's fine.
You gotta take it.
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I'm really sorry
he turned out to be such a dick
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after me talking him up like that.
Sounded very nice on the phone.
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"Love it, love it, love it."
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Go on. Please.
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All right. Thanks.
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Would it be all right
if I hang out here? Just for a bit?
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Er...
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So, that's the boyfriend, then.
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Yep.
He seems nice.
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Yeah, he is.
Fit as a butcher's dog.
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You told him what you do?
No, course not.
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Not sure how much longer
I can keep that going for, though.
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Well, it depends, doesn't it,
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how serious you are.
If it's just a fling...
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He wants to meet my mates.
I could come out with you both.
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He's already met me. We could do
something fun like go bowling.
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(GIGGLES) Thanks, but...no thanks.
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Er, I don't think...
bowling's his thing.
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Plus, we're having lunch
with my mate Ben tomorrow.
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Well, I could maybe come to that
with you.
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What's Ben like?
Engaged.
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I didn't mean it like that.
I was just...
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thinking it could be a laugh.
Yeah.
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Might be a lot of things.
248
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A laugh, not top of the pile.
249
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You really need to loosen up, babes.
250
00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:04,062
So, who do you support, then?
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Oh, I'm a rugby man...actually.
Yeah.
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Are you into that at all?
Sorry?
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00:15:12,422 --> 00:15:14,822
Rugby?
Er...
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00:15:14,822 --> 00:15:17,222
Right. No, I'm not.
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00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:20,582
Right.
256
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:24,542
So, you're a doctor?
257
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,582
Yeah, yeah.
It's a great job.
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00:15:26,582 --> 00:15:28,502
You enjoy it?
Yeah.
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Ah, there she is.
Sorry.
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Sorry I'm late.
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It's all right.
We were having a lovely chat.
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You didn't tell me
Alex was into rugby.
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00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,742
No. Should I have done?
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No.
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00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:50,982
Ben's a footie bloke.
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Bit little for rugby, aren't you?
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I er, know it's only lunch
but I thought...
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day off, why not?
Yeah.
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I'm gonna get a beer, actually.
Good girl.
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Try it. It's really nice.
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I thought wine
brought you out in a rash.
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00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:10,302
Only certain types. There's a doctor
handy if anything should...kick up.
273
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,102
Yeah, I'm here to help.
274
00:16:16,422 --> 00:16:19,862
Alex has just been er, sharing
his theory about you and me.
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Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah, yeah. He erm...
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reckons you're living a double life.
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00:16:24,142 --> 00:16:26,582
Does he now?
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00:16:26,582 --> 00:16:29,742
I was just er, having a laugh
with Ben before you got here.
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And I think it's time
you came clean, huh?
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How many of those did you manage
to cram in before I got here?
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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00:16:37,182 --> 00:16:40,302
Alex, I'm a big girl's blouse
and can't take my drink.
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00:16:40,302 --> 00:16:42,782
You...you look healthy enough to me.
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Thank you.
So, Hannah, as I was saying,
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are you gonna tell Alex the truth
or shall I?
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00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:49,582
What are you on about?
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Right, then, I will.
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Alex...the lovely Hannah here...
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is...in fact...a...
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Ben.
..spy...
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who works for the MI5.
292
00:17:00,142 --> 00:17:02,382
That was absolutely hilarious.
293
00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:04,742
(PHONE RINGS)
294
00:17:04,742 --> 00:17:07,542
I'm so sorry, I have to get this.
it's work. Back in a sec.
295
00:17:09,422 --> 00:17:12,342
Why are you being like this?
Are you kidding? Like what?
296
00:17:12,342 --> 00:17:14,782
Ben's allergic to everything,
shit at rugby.
297
00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:17,102
He can't take his drink.
I always take the piss.
298
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,822
Not in front of people.
I'm just trying to be normal.
299
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:22,062
What are you trying to be?
How about polite?
300
00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:24,822
Look after me, Han. For fuck's sake.
Look after you?
301
00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:27,262
The "Hannah's leading a double life"
bollocks.
302
00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:30,502
Is that looking after me?
Whatever's going on, deal with it.
303
00:17:30,502 --> 00:17:32,742
Stop being like this.
304
00:17:34,782 --> 00:17:37,742
Everything all right?
Yeah. Fine, thanks.
305
00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:41,422
Ben thinks I'm being a twat.
306
00:17:41,422 --> 00:17:44,862
Hannah! Well, can't just pretend
that everything's hunky-dory.
307
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:47,222
I'm sure you can.
Should I go to the loo?
308
00:17:47,222 --> 00:17:49,182
No, Alex. You're fine.
309
00:17:49,182 --> 00:17:52,822
I'm really sorry, Ben. It's fine.
Let's just forget about it.
310
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:56,102
It's just we're so close, I thought
we could say anything to each other.
311
00:17:56,102 --> 00:17:59,822
Let's just drop it. You can't bring
that up and not wanna talk about it.
312
00:17:59,822 --> 00:18:02,062
You're making Alex
feel uncomfortable.
313
00:18:02,062 --> 00:18:04,702
Oh, well, I'm on a roll today, then,
aren't I?
314
00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:07,542
It's fine.
You're not making me feel unc...
315
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,662
Shall we order?
Yep.
316
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,342
Is it really crappy
if I have burger and chips?
317
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,902
No, that's fine.
I'm gonna get...the...
318
00:18:15,902 --> 00:18:17,982
risotto.
319
00:18:17,982 --> 00:18:20,342
What about you, Ben?
Beef Wellington.
320
00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:24,382
I'll go order.
Thanks, Alex.
321
00:18:28,502 --> 00:18:32,382
Thanks a million, Ben (!) You're
making this really fucking awkward.
322
00:18:34,102 --> 00:18:36,102
Problem solved.
323
00:18:43,382 --> 00:18:45,382
Where did Ben go?
324
00:18:46,422 --> 00:18:48,502
I'm sorry, Alex, I...
325
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,582
I think he's having some girlfriend
problems, or something.
326
00:18:51,582 --> 00:18:54,382
Hannah...is there something
you're not telling me?
327
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,742
No.
328
00:18:57,742 --> 00:18:59,702
Pretty easy to work out.
329
00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:05,222
What are you on about?
Ben's in love with you, isn't he?
330
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,422
W... No!
331
00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:10,182
(LAUGHS) No, Ben's like my brother.
332
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,062
I don't think he sees it like that.
No.
333
00:19:12,062 --> 00:19:15,062
You've got the wrong end
of the stick. I don't think so.
334
00:19:15,062 --> 00:19:18,382
It's nothing to do with me.
I've overstepped the mark as it is.
335
00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:20,222
So...
336
00:19:20,222 --> 00:19:22,182
W... How do you mean?
I just...
337
00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:28,742
I know what I said
about playing it cool and...
338
00:19:28,742 --> 00:19:30,742
having fun and all that stuff but...
339
00:19:38,102 --> 00:19:40,182
The truth is...
340
00:19:40,182 --> 00:19:42,182
Hannah...
341
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,262
the more time I spend with you...
342
00:19:44,262 --> 00:19:46,222
the more into you I get.
343
00:19:47,582 --> 00:19:51,142
You've got this brilliant knack
of keeping everything...
344
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:53,182
compartmentalised.
345
00:19:53,182 --> 00:19:55,462
And I used to be like that.
346
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,342
And until I met you...
347
00:19:58,382 --> 00:20:00,462
..I was just sleeping.
348
00:20:00,462 --> 00:20:02,662
I know that you are...
349
00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:05,062
the most fantastic,
350
00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:07,982
beautiful thing
that's come into my life for...
351
00:20:09,822 --> 00:20:11,822
..as long as I can remember.
352
00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:15,302
And...I wanna see inside your flat.
353
00:20:15,302 --> 00:20:18,262
And I wanna meet your friends,
even the mad ones.
354
00:20:18,262 --> 00:20:20,302
And...at some point...
355
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,942
God forbid, I may even
wanna meet your parents.
356
00:20:26,102 --> 00:20:28,102
But...
357
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,222
it is...
358
00:20:30,222 --> 00:20:33,262
painfully obvious
from where I'm sitting that you...
359
00:20:33,262 --> 00:20:35,022
don't want any of that stuff.
360
00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:37,102
And...
361
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,862
if I'm honest,
362
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,302
I don't know if I want to carry on
with something
363
00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:44,462
that's gonna get deeper for me
and more and more awkward and...
364
00:20:44,462 --> 00:20:46,422
problematic for you.
365
00:20:54,262 --> 00:20:56,262
There you go.
366
00:20:58,302 --> 00:21:00,302
I said it.
367
00:21:06,102 --> 00:21:08,382
Could you please say something?
368
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,942
I love you.
369
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,502
(Fuck.)
370
00:21:21,102 --> 00:21:24,702
Today. I'm gonna tell Alex today.
371
00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:27,342
You're just somebody my dad's paid
to sleep with me.
372
00:21:27,342 --> 00:21:29,422
So, it's er, going well
with you two?
373
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,182
You and er, Alex?
Yeah.
374
00:21:31,182 --> 00:21:33,022
You're in love with her.
375
00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:34,502
See, I'm a real girl.
376
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,462
I've got a girlfriend, Alex.
Yeah (!)
377
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,182
What's her name?
378
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