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Saturday afternoon at the movies.
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A real girlfriend...going on a real
date.
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I'm just not sure if that's me.
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You see, this is why I don't do
relationships.
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Dates. I don't understand the rules.
Who's in charge? Who pays?
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Lucky. Last two tickets.
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So what are we going to see again?
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It's a French Canadian documentary
about Alzheimer's. It's hilarious.
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Really?
No! No, it's a comedy.
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Time Out calls it "the perfect date
movie", so no pressure.
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I've never seen a movie without Will
Ferrell or a talking dog before.
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Oh, I'm touched.
You should be.
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Can I pay you for the tickets?
No, of course not.
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Can I go halves?
No, put it away.
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(COINS FALL)
Oh, shit!
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(BUZZER)
My 12:30. Tony.
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He also wants a girlfriend.
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The GFE.
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The Girlfriend Experience.
90 minutes. £400 worth of chat.
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And cuddles.
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I know it doesn't make sense but
somehow this is easier.
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This is the kind of girlfriend
I can be.
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Christ, sorry I'm late.
Total mare at the office.
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I know. Should have seen the FTSE 100
this morning.
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Up, down, buy, sell.
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Take the piss all you want.
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You know you still love us city
boys.
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Yeah, it's strange, isn't it? Must be
that sense of self-importance.
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(LAUGHS) Cheeky bint!
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You didn't tell me you got
a pay rise.
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Yeah, a guy in Mergers put me on to
his tailor. It's lovely.
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Thank you. He's a brilliant bloke.
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Trained Savile Row, works out of
Camden.
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Not cheap, though.
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Well, the best things never are.
(LAUGHS)
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Men like Tony...they don't have time
for a real relationship.
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With their six-figure salaries and
their 70-hour working weeks.
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They don't want to come home to PMT,
a dressing gown and a gluten intolerance.
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Me...
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I'll eat anything.
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(PANTING)
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My name is Blossom
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I was raised in a lion's den
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My nightly occupation
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Stealing other women's men
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OK... OK, go.
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I'm an evil, evil woman
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But I want to do a man some good
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(MOANS HEAVILY)
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I'm an evil, evil woman
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And I want to do a man some good
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I'm Gina Lollobrigida
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I ain't Red Riding Hood
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(BUZZER)
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Hello?
I want to talk to you.
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I'm sorry but who is this?
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Let me in or I will scream and I
will tell every single person
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in this building that you're fucking
my husband.
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I'm sorry, I have no idea who you
are.
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I'm his wife. I'm Matt's wife.
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Matt?
My husband.
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The man you're sleeping with.
I'm really sorry -
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I followed him. I saw him press
your number. He was here.
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I don't know who you're talking
about. He just left five minutes ago.
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Don't lie to me.
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Tony.
Tony?
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Is that what he calls himself?
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He's Matt. Matt Hexton and he's
married.
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Did he tell you that?
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No. No, I don't suppose he told you
much.
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Too busy shagging.
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-Please...-What? They know what you
do, don't they?
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They know you wreck people's
marriages.
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No, I'm not going anywhere!
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Tell me, how long have you been
having an affair?
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We're not having an affair.
He was here for over an hour.
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I was outside.
You have to go. I can't help you.
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I was timing you. What were you
doing if you weren't having sex?
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Any problem you have with your
husband -
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Yes, you said it, he's MY husband.
Yes, I know.
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Then what are you doing with him?
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We have an arrangement.
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What? What are you talking about?
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I'm not in love with your husband.
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I have no feelings for him
whatsoever.
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He...
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He pays me...
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..for my services.
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Oh, God... Oh, God...
Come through here.
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(VOMITS)
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It's nice to know I have this effect
on people.
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(SMASH OF GLASS)
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Hello? Excuse me, is everything all
right in there?
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
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'Hello?'
Hey, it's Alex.
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I've got a quick question for you.
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When I'm old and prolapsed
and I can't get to the pub
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without help, will you kill me?
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I don't know. 'Come on,
I need to know you'd do it.
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Bag over the head, pills in the
Ovaltine?'
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If there's to be any future for us.
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Well, we'll just have...
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I hurt my hand.
Er, thanks for calling.
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Hello?
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I'm sure there's some up here.
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Oh, erm...do you want a cup of tea,
or...?
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A biscuit? You might need something
sweet, you know...blood sugar...
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Why would he pay for it?
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Is it something weird?
Sorry?
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Why he comes to you -
is it something...kinky.
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Does he like to dress up?
Is that it?
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Is he a transvestite?
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Why would you think that?
His dad's a vicar.
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It's nothing like that.
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Why couldn't he just get a
girlfriend or shag his secretary?
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He couldn't even manage that. Easier
for him just to...
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pull out his credit card.
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What happens here is...it's just sex.
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It's nothing...
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What you have, a marriage,
it's much more -
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Christ! What the hell would
you know?
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To prostitutes even have
relationships?
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Do they? Have you got a boyfriend?
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He always was a selfish bastard.
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That's why we waited so long before
having kids.
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He wasn't prepared to give up his
bachelor bloody lifestyle.
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You've got children?
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Twins. Six months.
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Hardly surprising
we don't have much sex.
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He's always working and I'm sat on
the sofa breast-feeding
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like some old sow.
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I used to have great tits.
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Sometimes when I'm at home,
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I do those survey things
where you tick a box
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to see how strong
your relationship is.
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I know they're ridiculous.
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I know they're just some stupid
thing in a magazine,
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but I always...always get a really
high score.
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We do...
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You think that sounds pathetic,
don't you? No, I don't.
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I do.
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I'm going to clean your bathroom.
There's glass.
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No, don't worry, it's fine.
No, I want to.
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No, no, no, really, it's not
necessary.
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Look, please, I made the mess.
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You must see everything here.
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Men...
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what they really want.
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What DO they want?
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Well...
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One gentleman likes to dress up as a
tennis player
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while I play with his...new balls.
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(GIGGLES) Men...
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What's this?
Oh, you don't need to touch that.
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Erm...it's a plug.
(BUZZES)
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Oh, it vibrates!
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It's a butt plug.
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Oh! (VOMITS)
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Is it just me or some days does it
feel like...everyone wants you?
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This is for you.
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It's Balenciaga, to say thank you.
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What for?
Everything.
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Honestly, just walking down the
street on the way here,
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I could feel the eyes on me.
I mean, I know I'm hot, but...
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You're working, aren't you?
How did you guess?
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It's just what happens.
When you're an escort, men...
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Well, some men,
they can just sense it.
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I don't know. Well, I'm doing it
properly this time.
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I've seen Stephanie
and she's taken me on. Proper clients, proper security.
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
Oh, sorry, babes, hang on.
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All right, sweetie? No, no, no,
course not. I'm just with a friend.
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No, not like that. (GIGGLES)
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Listen, I've got to go, so you hold
that thought. Ciao!
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Oh, he sounds really sweet.
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He's a time-waster
and he'll never make a booking.
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Tell him your not a chat line, never
take his calls again. Seriously?
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Look, just...don't get carried away.
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All right? The money, the attention -
it's just a job.
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And in the end, people will take what
they can and judge you for it.
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Be careful -
that's what I'm trying to say.
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See? Where would I be without you?
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Shit, Han.
Yeah, shit indeed.
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So go on, what did she do then?
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Screeching, bit of casual vomiting,
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just to show quite how disgusting
she found me.
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You know, I always thought something
like this might happen.
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Why? All these guys have wives,
don't they?
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Not all of them, no.
Most of them.
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So how did you leave it?
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Well, obviously she left.
Are you going to keep in touch?
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Course (!) We thought we'd make it
a regular thing,
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seeing as we had so much in common.
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Shall we do one?
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What shall we do now? I don't want
to go home.
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What, in case wifey's still there,
behind the door?
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(LAUGHS) I'm so glad you find it
amusing.
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Come on, I haven't been out in ages.
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I can't. Not tonight.
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We could go to that Thai place with
the fat guy. He sings on Wednesdays.
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I can't, I'm on kitchen duty.
What?
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We take it in turns cooking for each
other, me and Vanessa.
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Tofu Stroganoff in St Albans.
The excitement must be unbearable!
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You'd be surprised.
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Yeah, I would.
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Come on. Just a quick one!
Come on, one drink.
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I can't. She's picking me up from
the station. Your loss.
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All right, I'll do it.
'Too late. I've changed my mind.'
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Euthanasia's very last week.
That's a shame (!)
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You'll get over it. I was thinking
about cryogenics.
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Got a big freezer?
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Bye.
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Nutter.
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What have you done?
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She was here. She saw you come in.
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I didn't have a choice.
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Well, that's it, then, isn't it?
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That's it, it's over. It's fucking
over. Eight years of marriage.
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Erm...
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I'm really sorry, Tony.
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It's Matt. My name is Matt.
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Well, it's erm...
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It's really got nothing to do with
me. You need to talk to your wife.
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Talk to her?
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She won't even make eye contact
with me.
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She won't even let me hold
the twins.
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How can I even begin to fix this
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if she won't even look at me?
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Hold me, please.
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Matt...
I can't lose you as well.
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If you want to be here, then...
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What?
..with me, you...
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Oh, God, yes.
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Of course, I'm sorry. Sorry, erm...
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A client/escort relationship should
have clear boundaries.
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Anything else just...doesn't work.
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Oh, yeah.
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(SIGHS) Yeah...yeah...
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God, doesn't that give you jaw ache?
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Cooey!
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What? What's going on? Why have you
stopped? Nothing. Sorry.
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Oh, so that's what he likes!
What's the matter?
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Nothing.
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I can't do this with you here.
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Oh, Christ.
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Oh, dear. I thought you were
supposed to be a professional.
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Right, er... Let's try something
else, shall we?
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Ahem...
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00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:28,124
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, don't stop.
249
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Please don't stop.
250
00:15:37,244 --> 00:15:39,204
No, sorry, I can't do this any more.
251
00:15:40,764 --> 00:15:42,844
What? What's happened?
252
00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:45,084
Sorry, I'll refund your money.
Money?
253
00:15:45,084 --> 00:15:47,524
I don't want the bloody money.
What's going on?
254
00:15:47,524 --> 00:15:50,564
This has nothing to do with me.
You need to speak to your wife.
255
00:15:50,564 --> 00:15:54,004
You can't just pretend this isn't
happening! The tart with the heart!
256
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:58,124
Talk to your wife, sort your marriage
out. I can't see you any more. What?!
257
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,924
You're breaking up with me?
We were never together!
258
00:16:13,044 --> 00:16:15,004
Relationships.
259
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,644
How do people do them?
260
00:16:20,644 --> 00:16:22,604
I've no idea.
261
00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:28,284
The blank pages of my diary
262
00:16:28,284 --> 00:16:30,844
This is why I shouldn't go anywhere
near them.
263
00:16:30,844 --> 00:16:34,524
That I haven't touched
since you left me
264
00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:36,564
This is why I shouldn't even drive.
265
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:42,204
The closed blinds in my home
266
00:16:42,204 --> 00:16:46,604
See no light of day
267
00:16:48,004 --> 00:16:52,604
Dust gathers on my stereo
268
00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:54,644
Cos I can't bear...
269
00:16:54,644 --> 00:16:56,604
Hi, Alex, it's me.
270
00:16:57,804 --> 00:16:59,844
Erm...
271
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,004
Can I come over for an hour?
272
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OK.
273
00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:08,644
All right, bye.
274
00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:16,684
I'm scared to face another day
275
00:17:16,684 --> 00:17:18,924
Cos the fear in me...
276
00:17:18,924 --> 00:17:23,644
Here you are.
Your times starts...now. Coffee?
277
00:17:29,084 --> 00:17:31,884
I'm just not ready to be
a girlfriend.
278
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,844
Shit, no milk. Sorry.
279
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:37,844
Anybody's girlfriend.
Or, indeed, any coffee.
280
00:17:40,524 --> 00:17:42,484
I'm a mess.
281
00:17:43,324 --> 00:17:46,084
Alex, are you actually listening to
anything I'm saying?
282
00:17:46,084 --> 00:17:49,204
Of course. You're telling me in an
oh so delightful way
283
00:17:49,204 --> 00:17:51,884
that you want to break up with me.
The thing is...
284
00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:53,844
you're not a mess. You're gorgeous.
285
00:17:55,404 --> 00:17:58,444
I ju... I just don't think it's fair
on you
286
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,484
to start something and...
287
00:18:00,484 --> 00:18:02,564
You walk out on me in my hotel room,
288
00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:05,724
you run out on me at dinner,
you constantly hang up on me.
289
00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:07,964
That sounds like a relationship
to me.
290
00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:11,604
Let's just stop. Let's just be
friends. I don't want to be friends.
291
00:18:11,604 --> 00:18:14,724
I wanna do things to you that I don't
wanna do to my friends.
292
00:18:18,524 --> 00:18:20,604
Alex, I can't go out with you.
293
00:18:20,604 --> 00:18:22,724
Irish coffee? Except without the
coffee,
294
00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:25,244
which would be whiskey.
I'm not what you want.
295
00:18:25,244 --> 00:18:27,244
You're exactly what I want.
I'm not.
296
00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,924
It's really complicated.
I love complicated.
297
00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:33,604
Cos it's interesting, it's exciting.
298
00:18:33,604 --> 00:18:38,524
It's just...I'm not very good...
erm...at just opening up.
299
00:18:38,524 --> 00:18:40,564
Or sharing...
300
00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:42,924
I'm a very private person.
301
00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:46,164
I'm not asking you to tell me things,
to divulge your innermost.
302
00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:52,804
I mean, Jesus, who really knows
everything about anyone?
303
00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:55,804
Why would you really want to?
304
00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:59,084
Do you really believe that?
305
00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:02,684
I do.
306
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,644
Hannah...
307
00:19:05,684 --> 00:19:07,644
..we're just starting.
308
00:19:09,604 --> 00:19:11,564
Don't run scared already.
309
00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:31,604
No, don't.
Why?
310
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,524
No, cos I'm trying to break up
with you.
311
00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:36,524
Tough, tough.
312
00:19:37,684 --> 00:19:39,644
Can't always get what you want.
313
00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:10,644
Shit, I'm going to be late.
314
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,684
My boss is very punctual.
315
00:20:12,684 --> 00:20:14,764
An overrated quality.
316
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:16,804
I've gotta go.
Oh!
317
00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:21,844
Oh, Hannah...
Yeah?
318
00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:23,964
I really enjoyed breaking up
with you.
319
00:20:23,964 --> 00:20:26,724
Can we do it again soon, please?
(GIGGLES)
320
00:20:35,284 --> 00:20:37,924
Like a sound you hear
that lingers in your ear
321
00:20:37,924 --> 00:20:40,604
But you can't forget
From sundown to sunset...
322
00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:43,964
My 9:30. He also wants the
girlfriend experience.
323
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:47,884
He likes to lie in bed, watch movies
and hold my hand.
324
00:20:48,884 --> 00:20:50,724
It's nice.
325
00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:55,364
(PHONE RINGS)
326
00:21:00,804 --> 00:21:02,724
Hello?
Hey, it's me.
327
00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:06,444
What are you doing?
328
00:21:06,444 --> 00:21:09,924
Nothing much, just getting ready
for work.
329
00:21:09,924 --> 00:21:11,924
I hope that you're thinking about me.
330
00:21:11,924 --> 00:21:13,884
(GIGGLES)
331
00:21:16,364 --> 00:21:18,444
I met someone.
What do you mean?
332
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,364
Hey!
333
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:23,604
Is he better looking than me?
Is that actually possible?
334
00:21:23,604 --> 00:21:26,244
Come clean to him and I'll come and
have lunch with you.
335
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,684
So, are you going to tell Alex the
truth or shall I?
336
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