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David: Nope. Nope.
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- Alexis: Huh?
- David: N... Nope. Nope.
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- (Knock at the door)
- David: No. No. No.
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Johnny: Kids, just came in to
remind you to keep Saturday open.
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What's Saturday?
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What's Saturday? It's
your mother's birthday.
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Alexis: No... her birthday
is the second weekend in May.
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That's Mother's Day, honey.
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- Alexis: I don't think so.
- David: I just don't think that
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this is the year to be doing something big.
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Oh, why? Because we're here, in this town?
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All the more reason to do something.
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Alexis: Um... I actually agree with David.
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Um... plus, I'm gonna be
in Chicago this weekend.
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- Johnny: You're what?
- Alexis: Ted's taking me.
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We've been planning this
for a super long time, so.
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David: Well, can I come?
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- Alexis: No.
- Johnny: Okay, here's a newsflash
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for both of you. You're not going anywhere
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and we're planning a surprise
party for your mother.
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David: (Laughs) No. That's
not... That's not a good idea.
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That's not a good idea?
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Where would you even throw a
party like that in this town?
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I don't know. I haven't
thought that through yet.
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Maybe Roland's house.
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Listen to the words
coming out of your mouth.
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Then you plan it.
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- David: What? No!
- Alexis: Oh, snap, David!
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Johnny: Talk to the hand, son,
because the ears are no longer working.
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- Oh my God.
- 'Kay, that's not at all how that works, so...
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Cancel your trip, Alexis,
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because the travel agent
is out of the office.
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Alexis: It's so uncomfortable
when he does stuff like that.
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- David: No. Absolutely not.
- Alexis: I feel so weird about it.
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(Birds chirp)
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And on Saturday, we have the afternoon off,
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so I booked us... a Chicago's
best deep dish pizza tour.
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Alexis: Oh my God.
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Well, that's probably gonna have to change,
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but what else did you book for us?
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Uh, well, we're staying at the Clarendon
Executive Suites and apartments downtown.
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- Alexis: Oh my God.
- Ted: Got upgraded.
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Alexis: Does that mean room service?!
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- Ted: Yeah.
- Alexis: Babe! (Door opens)
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- David: Hi!
- Alexis: Hey.
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David: Had an idea for mom's
stupid surprise party thing.
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- Alexis: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- David: What if we told her that it was a fund-raiser?
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- She'd have to say yes, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- 'Cause she'd have to come then, right?
- Totally, totally, yeah.
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- David: She loves the fundraisers and...
- Alexis: She loves them.
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Ted: Wait. When's the big party?
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Oh, it's this... Saturday.
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Alexis, did you not tell Ted
about your change of plans?
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David, I told you that I couldn't come...
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- Ted: It's this Saturday?
- Alexis: To that.
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Yeah. But, David, I did tell you that I...
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Won't be able to attend, so...
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Ted: Well, Lex, I mean...
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You can't miss your own
mother's surprise party.
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I am with... I'm with Ted on this one.
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But, babe, you're going to...
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A veterinary conference in a Chicago suburb
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and I think that's... that's
really important for us.
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Yeah, I know. Here's just
the thing about our mom:
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She'll be really devastated
if Alexis doesn't come,
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and I'm sure you're from
a really solid home and...
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- Alexis: David...
- David: Understand.
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(Quietly) I'm gonna slap you in the face.
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Um... but babe, what about the um...
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The travelling pizza tour that was so...
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yeah, and I'm also gonna need
you to ask Mutt for the barn
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'cause I'm thinking of heading in that
sort of aesthetic direction for the party.
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Um, and I know that you guys have
a close working relationship, so...
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No. No.
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Sweetie, there will
be other conferences.
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I really think that you
need to be here for this.
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Me too.
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David, you and mom literally ruin my life.
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(Vacuum whirs)
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Johnny: Roland!
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Roland: Hey! Johnny Rose!
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(Turns vacuum off)
How are you?
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- Johnny: I'm good!
- Roland: Good.
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- Johnny: Listen. Need a big favour.
- Roland: Sure.
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Johnny: Saturday is Moira's birthday
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and we want to throw her a surprise party.
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- Oh!
- So, we need an excuse to get
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her all dressed up and out of the house.
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Well, dinner at our place. Problem solved.
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Johnny: Well... tempting,
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but it's gotta be something
fancy and, uh, elegant.
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You know, black tie.
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So we're thinking maybe Jocelyn is throwing
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her "annual charity fundraiser."
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She hasn't mentioned
anything to me about it.
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Why would she mention it?
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(Dry chuckle) Well, Johnny, uh...
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If she's planning a fundraiser,
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I think Jocelyn would mention
something about it to her husband.
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It's not a real fundraiser, Roland.
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It's just a pretend fundraiser
to get Moira out of the house.
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You see, I-I could tell
her about it myself,
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but she would catch on because it
falls on the same night as her birthday,
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so she's gotta hear about the fundraiser
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from someone who doesn't
know it's her birthday.
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Okay, so then you want me to
find somebody who doesn't know.
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Johnny: No. I want you to tell her.
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But that doesn't make any sense.
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I know it's her birthday.
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You only know it's her birthday because
I just told you it's her birthday.
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Moira doesn't know you
know it's her birthday.
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- Roland I won't tell her.
- Johnny: Why would you tell her?
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I won't tell her is what I'm saying to you.
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I won't tell her, so don't worry about it.
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Okay, but now I am worried.
I am worried... now.
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Look, I'm taking Moira out for coffees.
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We're going up to the
caf?, okay, this afternoon.
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- Roland: Uh-huh.
- Johnny: And that would be a great time for you to stop by
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and drop the information
about the fundraiser.
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Tell me you understand the plan.
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Yes, Johnny, I understand the plan!
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Jeez! And I don't appreciate
being talked to like a child!
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Johnny: Okay, I'm sorry. Roland-
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- Well, I'm sorry. It's a little demeaning.
- Look, I'm sorry.
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It's just so important.
This is really important.
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I wanna make sure you understand the plan.
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Okay! I understand, all right?
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- Okay.
- I just think it's awfully short notice
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to start planning a fundraiser.
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(Yelling) There is no fundraiser!
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- Roland: Right. No fundraiser.
- Johnny: It's pretend!
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Pretend. It's fun time.
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(Door opens and closes)
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David: So I... am gonna
need a lift to Elmdale.
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What does it look like I'm doing?
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I don't know, nothing?
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I'm working.
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- David: Oh, you are?
- Stevie: Yes. I have a job
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that I just can't leave
to drive you to Elmdale.
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Okay... yeah, and I totally respect that.
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It's just that I found a
Ganache Torte in Elmdale
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and I really need to pick it up
before my mom's birthday thing, so...
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I work until six.
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Okay, but like is anyone
checking in this afternoon?
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- Stevie: It's a cake.
- David: It's a torte!
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Um... is there something going on?
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You could always just hitch-hike?
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And wake up chained to a
pole in a trucker's basement?
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- Not today.
- Well, I'm working... At my job,
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so I can't just up and
leave because you want cake.
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Okay. Well, when you put it like that,
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it makes me sound ridiculous...
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Um... which I'm not.
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So... thank you...
(Annoyed laugh)
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For your services this afternoon.
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(Door opens and bangs shut)
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(Birds chirp)
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(Music plays quietly, door bells jingle)
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Roland: Hey! Hey... sorry I'm late, Johnny.
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Had a little memorizing... To do.
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Late for... late for what, Roland?
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- I don't know what you mean?
- For Jocelyn's big shindig.
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I'm here to personally
invite the two of you
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to, um, a um... annual,
um, elegant dress-up event
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that Jocelyn is hosting.
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Um... well, no, I'm not inviting you,
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but I'm saying we're...
We'll see each other there...
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At the very big event
that Jocelyn is hosting.
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The whole town will go to this event.
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They'll all be dressed up and um...
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Did I
- did I say that it's a fundraiser?
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Oh, sorry, Johnny. Let me start over here.
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Why are you apologizing to me?
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You don't have to apologize to me.
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No, no. It's a fundraiser
for the thing with the...
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Children that...
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The-with the mouth... Uh, cleft palates,
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and um... Joc' does it every year-
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well, uh, Roland, you know what?
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We're-we're... Probably just gonna be
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hanging around the...
motel on Saturday, you know.
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Roland: Yeah, no, I'm sure. It's uh...
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Hard to look at those kids
and all that, I get it.
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But you know what? We'll dress them up too.
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Moira: Put us down for four tickets.
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- Johnny: Really. Moira: Oh
yes, it's the least we can do
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to support Jocelyn's
philanthropic endeavours.
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Oh! Okay.
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Roland: Well, I'm sure Jocelyn
would really appreciate it.
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Well, listen, thank you, Roland, for that.
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Roland: You're welcome.
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(Whispers loudly) I think that went well!
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Johnny: Okay, thank you.
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Roland: Okay. So I guess I'll
see you soon then, Johnny.
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Yeah... bye-bye.
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Roland: Yes, goodbye, Johnny.
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(Sign thumps on ground, car speeds by)
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(Horn blasts, tires squeal)
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Oh, sorry!
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Ugh! Could you be going any faster?
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Mutt: Well, we should put that up quick.
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Alexis: Um... so we're planning
this surprise for my mom
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that's totally not gonna work
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and I'm supposed to ask you
if we can borrow your barn.
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But if you can't take the
night off from bedding women,
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I totally... understand.
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Well, who says I can't do both?
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(Car rumbles nearby)
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You had a bug in your hair.
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Oh. (Laughs) Ew!
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(Door opens)
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(Car rumbles)
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- Moira: Jocelyn!
- Jocelyn: Moira, hi!
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Moira: Jocelyn, I'm so
glad I've run into you.
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Roland was mentioning your
fundraiser earlier today
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and it got me thinking...
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Jocelyn: My what?
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Your annual fundraiser for the
children with troubled mouths.
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Oh, right. Yes. It's
gonna be q-quite a night.
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I hope so, 'cause I'd like to be involved.
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- Jocelyn: With...?
- Moira: Your fundraiser.
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As I'm sure you know, I was on the board
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of some of the most
profitable not-profits,
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from San Francisco to London.
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And after speaking with Roland,
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I realized I was remiss not to gift you
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with my wealth of experience.
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Wow! That's very generous of you, Moira.
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I was gonna ask you, but
I didn't wanna impose.
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Jocelyn, you must stop
being intimidated by me.
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It's unnerving.
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- Jocelyn: Sorry.
- Moira: No, it's fine. Just say thank you.
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- Jocelyn: Thank you?
- Moira: There you go! My pleasure!
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Oh, (Bleep)!
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What do you mean, you didn't get the cake?
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David: The only Chocolate Ganache
cake I could find, was in Elmdale,
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and I asked Stevie to
drive me but she said no
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because I think she's going through
something right now. Moira: David!
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David: I don't know.
Something with her body.
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Moira: David, I need you.
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I was speaking to Jocelyn about this
fundraiser she's apparently organizing-
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Johnny: Whoa-whoa, you-you
were talking to Jocelyn?
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Moira: Yes, about the
fundraiser, and the poor thing
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looked like a deer
caught in the headlights.
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And I cannot stand by and watch this woman
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drive a perfectly worthy
cause into the ground.
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So, David, you and I...
We're gonna help her.
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David: Okay.
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I asked you to get her
invited to the fundraiser,
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not involved in the fundraiser.
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Johnny: The fundraiser was your idea!
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You didn't think your
mother would get involved
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in planning a fundraiser?
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My God, she had Hilary shaking last year
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at the Clinton foundation dinner.
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God! Roland. Roland. Stupid Roland.
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David: Roland?! How did
Roland get involved in this?
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I got him involved, it
was a bad mistake, okay?
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But look, it'll be fine.
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I will get the cake with your sister.
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All you've gotta do is keep
your mother under control.
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The North Korean army could
not keep my mother under control
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when it comes to event planning.
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(Johnny snores)
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(Country music plays on the radio)
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(Hard bump)
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Johnny: What? Huh? Oh!
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(Sighs) How long was I sleeping?
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Alexis: I dunno, like forty-five maybe.
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Johnny: Oh?
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(Sighs) Where are we?
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Alexis: Um, we're almost there.
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The last sign I saw said
"exit Elmdale," so...
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I haven't seen it yet, but...
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We should be getting there soon.
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The last sign said "exit Elmdale?"
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Mm-hmm.
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Johnny: Well, that was the exit to Elmdale.
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We've gone too far, we've gotta turn back!
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- Alexis: But you were sleeping!
- Johnny: Well, wake me up!
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Alexis: No! Because you're
so grumpy when you wake-
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like you're grumpy right now.
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- Johnny: Oh?!
- Alexis: Oh! (Huffs)
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(Birds chirp)
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Jocelyn: Well, Moira, in
regards to the decorations,
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David was kind enough to offer me
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an incredibly long list of
the things to stay away from.
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Moira: Darling, one does not
just stick a red nose on it
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and call it an event.
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There is an order to these things.
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Ronnie: Okay, here we go.
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Moira: Again, what is the
organization that it's for?
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- The surgeons...
- Uh...the doctors who un-cleft the mouths.
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Never heard of it.
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And who are the trustees?
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David: I don't think they're gonna come.
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Oh, how very churlish of
them. How much are tickets?
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Jocelyn: Um... free?
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David: We haven't figured
out the ticket price yet.
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Ronnie: I'm not paying for this thing.
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Oh my God! Do you people know
what the word fundraising means?
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Ronnie: Why don't you leave that up to us.
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Moira: Jocelyn, I need your
timeline and your checklist.
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Your plan book.
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Jocelyn: Well, we have a
plan. It's just we haven't...
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You know, we're just, we're still working-
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David: Listen, Jocelyn is
doing the best that she can...
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Considering what little
Jocelyn has to work with.
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Moira: David, personal
comments are in bad taste.
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Okay, I'm trying to make
sense of these flowers.
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David: What is wrong with the flowers?
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They're seasonal and they... Tie
in all of the other design elements
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that Jocelyn has come up with.
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Moira: David, I'm sorry,
but it's coup d'?tat time.
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If we don't force Jocelyn
to step down this moment,
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I don't know how we're
gonna pull of this nightmare.
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Ronnie: Why don't you
just sit this one out then?
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And you are?
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So... David?
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(Decoration thumps lightly)
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(Flabbergasted) I see.
324
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Clearly you don't need the help of the most
prominent philanthropist in the country.
325
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No.
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Fine. I wish you all the best.
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(Silence)
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No, seriously, I might leave.
329
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(Silence)
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Okay, last warning. In three... two...
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(Silence)
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Oh my God. (Receding footsteps)
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(Door creaks open, bangs shut)
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00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:05,542
Jocelyn: Well, I think she is
gonna be really surprised...
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don't you?
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00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:12,950
(Birds chirp)
337
00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:14,084
(Infomercial plays) Man: Nine ninety-nine.
338
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And I'm telling you, you can't go wrong.
339
00:14:15,753 --> 00:14:17,987
You go into a jewellery store,
you're gonna spend thousands.
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00:14:18,022 --> 00:14:20,791
- Woman: We have made it so simple...
- David: (Sighs)
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Moira: Oh, David, I don't know how
you don't go mad with those people.
342
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David: Well, those people are...
343
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Putting a lot of energy into
raising money for those kids.
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Jump ship. Save yourself.
345
00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:36,238
Okay, I'm gonna ask you to put
some pieces together here for me.
346
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We are throwing a "fundraiser"
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that just so happens to be on
the same night as your birthday.
348
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,549
Must you rub it in?
349
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We're throwing a
"fundraiser" on your birthday.
350
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,588
Now you're just being cruel.
351
00:14:52,622 --> 00:14:56,291
The fundraiser isn't real.
It's not a real thing.
352
00:14:56,326 --> 00:15:02,340
Oh... you're planning a birthday thing...
353
00:15:02,372 --> 00:15:05,575
- Mm-hmm.
- That I'm not supposed to know about.
354
00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:07,669
Mm-mm.
355
00:15:07,703 --> 00:15:09,671
In a barn?
356
00:15:14,277 --> 00:15:16,678
We can't afford the candles. They're $2.49.
357
00:15:16,712 --> 00:15:18,112
They don't just come with the cake?
358
00:15:18,114 --> 00:15:19,614
Johnny: No, apparently not.
359
00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:22,016
Like matches when you buy cigarettes?
360
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:25,350
- Johnny: You smoke?
- Alexis: Um... no.
361
00:15:26,455 --> 00:15:28,890
Can't we just ask them to give them to us?
362
00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:31,825
This is not some co-op commune, Alexis.
363
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:34,595
You know, if there's a price
tag on it, you gotta pay for it.
364
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,664
Not if you just... take them.
365
00:15:37,699 --> 00:15:40,934
Well, that would be low
bottom behavior, wouldn't it?
366
00:15:40,968 --> 00:15:42,523
Okay, well, how do you
think I got these glasses
367
00:15:42,548 --> 00:15:44,359
from the gas station?
368
00:15:44,384 --> 00:15:46,072
You stole sunglasses?!
369
00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:48,675
Alexis: Yeah! It's a gas station.
370
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:51,278
Johnny: Oh my God, I raised
a thief. Go wait in the car!
371
00:15:51,312 --> 00:15:52,979
Wait in the car while I pay for this.
372
00:15:53,014 --> 00:15:55,715
Alexis: Ugh! (Receding footsteps)
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(Door opens and closes)
374
00:15:58,019 --> 00:15:59,654
- Bakery clerk: Hi.
- Johnny: Hi. Johnny Rose.
375
00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:01,112
I ordered a birthday cake.
376
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:02,304
Yeah, Chocolate Ganache?
377
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,763
Johnny: That's right.
378
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:04,888
(Music plays quietly)
379
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:11,627
Boy, it smells uh...
380
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,699
So delicious in here.
381
00:16:17,837 --> 00:16:19,637
(Birds and crickets
chirp, light breeze blows)
382
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:24,410
Alexis: (Laughs) Whoa! Thank you.
383
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:27,046
Johnny: There we go, my dear.
384
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,648
Moira: Wait, wait, wait. One last check.
385
00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:32,717
Gorgeous. Perfection.
386
00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:35,661
Like your father the day I married him.
387
00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:38,364
Look at us, the Roses,
388
00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:42,653
attending this town's most
illustrious fundraising gala.
389
00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:45,118
David: (Whispers) I think
you're overselling it just a bit.
390
00:16:45,153 --> 00:16:47,688
Well, I don't see any
stragglers, so shall we go in?
391
00:16:47,722 --> 00:16:49,083
I think we're fashionably late enough.
392
00:16:49,116 --> 00:16:51,365
Alexis: There's nothing
fashionable about this, but-
393
00:16:51,392 --> 00:16:53,393
after you, my dear.
394
00:16:55,372 --> 00:16:58,473
Moira: Where are all the patrons?
395
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Johnny: Well, I don't know.
Do we have the wrong night?
396
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:04,544
- (Lights click on)
- Everyone: Surprise!
397
00:17:04,578 --> 00:17:07,713
(Over-the-top shock)
What?! There's no fundraiser?!
398
00:17:07,748 --> 00:17:10,316
You're just here to celebrate me?
399
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:13,485
Oh, never in the history of surprises
400
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:16,588
has one been so delightfully blindsided.
401
00:17:16,622 --> 00:17:18,157
(Laughs)
402
00:17:18,191 --> 00:17:19,839
- Moira: Darling...
- Jocelyn: Oh...
403
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,430
Okay, who told her?
404
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:25,965
(Music plays)
405
00:17:25,999 --> 00:17:29,034
... the time is on our side
406
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:32,736
this is what we've got tonight
407
00:17:32,771 --> 00:17:36,941
this is what we've got tonight
408
00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:39,781
- Dancers: Whew! Woo-hoo!
- (Giggles)
409
00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:46,334
(Guests chatter and laugh,
"The Tennessee Waltz" plays)
410
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:51,327
- David: Oh, hi.
- Stevie: So your party's a big success.
411
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,962
- David: Mm. Mm-hmm. -
- Stevie: Congratulations.
412
00:17:53,996 --> 00:17:56,798
- David: Yeah, thank you.
- Stevie: Your mom sure seemed surprised.
413
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:59,865
David: Yeah, my mom was... Very surprised.
414
00:18:01,271 --> 00:18:03,272
And you got your cake.
415
00:18:03,306 --> 00:18:06,375
Yeah, remember this cake? I'd
asked you to... Help me get it.
416
00:18:06,409 --> 00:18:09,511
Yeah, so... I need to apologize
for my behavior earlier.
417
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,780
Mm-hmm.
418
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:12,981
I think it's just that this whole-
419
00:18:13,015 --> 00:18:15,383
it's that lady time, huh?
420
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:16,718
- Stevie: Friend thing...
- David: Oh.
421
00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:20,388
Is proving to be a bit tricky
422
00:18:20,422 --> 00:18:23,932
and I think that in
building that barrier up,
423
00:18:23,957 --> 00:18:27,395
I may have... built it a little high.
424
00:18:27,429 --> 00:18:31,894
Okay. Um... well, if
the barrier's come down,
425
00:18:31,926 --> 00:18:35,303
can two friends dance? Is that okay?
426
00:18:35,337 --> 00:18:38,907
Uh... I normally only slow
dance with strangers, at bars...
427
00:18:38,941 --> 00:18:40,889
- David: Right.
- Stevie: After I've had a few...
428
00:18:40,914 --> 00:18:42,243
Uh-huh.
429
00:18:42,278 --> 00:18:45,901
But um... I can make an exception.
430
00:18:45,926 --> 00:18:47,084
Okay.
431
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,317
'Cause I lost my little darling...
432
00:18:49,351 --> 00:18:50,918
- David: Let's dance.
- Stevie: Okay.
433
00:18:50,952 --> 00:18:54,422
... the night they were playing
434
00:18:54,456 --> 00:18:58,802
that beautiful Tennessee waltz
435
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:01,796
Hey!
436
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:06,726
Um... you look really... Amazing.
437
00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:11,438
Well, I didn't wanna be the
only one not wearing a suit.
438
00:19:11,472 --> 00:19:14,708
Um, did you have to kill
a man to get it, or...?
439
00:19:14,742 --> 00:19:16,210
- Mutt: I did.
- Alexis: (Laughs)
440
00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:18,712
It took me a couple to find one in my size.
441
00:19:18,746 --> 00:19:21,560
But um... you clean up well.
442
00:19:21,585 --> 00:19:23,419
Ugh! Barely.
443
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,722
I wore this thing to prom
like a thousand years ago,
444
00:19:26,757 --> 00:19:29,492
but... it did bring me
some luck that night,
445
00:19:29,526 --> 00:19:32,359
so I wore it here tonight.
446
00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:34,104
You were planning on getting lucky tonight?
447
00:19:36,627 --> 00:19:38,391
(Laughs)
448
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:41,553
So um... where is Ted?
(Chuckles uncomfortably)
449
00:19:41,825 --> 00:19:44,898
Um... he is at um...
450
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:50,555
Like a... a conference or
something tonight, so...
451
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,597
Do you wanna dance?
452
00:19:57,661 --> 00:20:01,369
Yes... I do.
453
00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:03,743
- Ted:
- Alexis!
454
00:20:03,892 --> 00:20:06,260
- Alexis: Ted?!
- Ted: Hey!
455
00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:08,346
(Kiss) Alexis: What're you doing here?
456
00:20:08,371 --> 00:20:09,664
Well, I had someone take my last seminar.
457
00:20:09,698 --> 00:20:11,066
I didn't wanna miss this.
458
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,567
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
459
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:14,102
Ted: Come on, let's dance.
460
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:16,671
Great suit, bud.
461
00:20:16,705 --> 00:20:18,139
Thanks.
462
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,274
(Guests chatter, music plays)
463
00:20:20,309 --> 00:20:22,477
Killed somebody for it.
464
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:29,060
Strangers in the night...
465
00:20:29,085 --> 00:20:31,497
Exchanging glances...
466
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,646
Wondering in the night...
467
00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:36,198
Moira: Oh, I love my party, John.
468
00:20:36,232 --> 00:20:38,867
But please don't ever do it again.
469
00:20:38,902 --> 00:20:41,670
Well, the surprise was on me
470
00:20:41,705 --> 00:20:44,617
'cause this town cleaned
itself up pretty well.
471
00:20:44,642 --> 00:20:47,209
Moira: Mm-hmm.
472
00:20:47,243 --> 00:20:52,481
Something in your eyes was so inviting
473
00:20:52,515 --> 00:20:57,086
something in your smile was so exciting
474
00:20:57,111 --> 00:20:58,587
What?
475
00:20:58,621 --> 00:21:08,138
Something in my heart
told me I must have you...
476
00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:09,697
Strangers in the night...
477
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:18,548
Hey!
478
00:21:18,573 --> 00:21:22,485
[Breathless]
479
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:24,870
W... we're getting out.
480
00:21:24,895 --> 00:21:28,001
[Screeching laughter]
481
00:21:28,026 --> 00:21:29,487
Oh, my God.
482
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