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Hey.
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I know you thought
your allowance
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Wasn't gonna get us
through this month,
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But I brought dinner.
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It's amazing how well you
can eat off loose change.
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Wow. Ding dongs
and ho ho's.
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We'd better use
the floral toilet paper tonight for napkins.
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I'm sorry. The "steak"
button was stuck.
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I'm just in a really
crappy mood right now.
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I just talked to my mom and
I had to lie to her again.
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I'm getting so sick of it.
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I know what you're saying.
You don't want me here.
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Yes, David, that's exactly
what i'm saying, word for word.
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Thank you for listening.
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You don't act like
you want me here.
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You're always
in a bad mood,
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I'm beginning to feel
like i'm in the way.
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You're not in the way,
all right?
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I couldn't possibly be more
thrilled that you're here
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All day long, no matter
what time it is
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Doing absolutely nothing.
I love that.
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You know, I get
in bad moods, too, but I hold back.
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This is me holding back.
If I wasn't holding back,
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The better part of your
face would be under my fingernails by now.
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You know, the only reason
that I don't do anything
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Is because you're never
around to do it with.
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Oh, i'm sorry I have
a life, David.
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I'm sorry I have friends.
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I'm sorry i'm not a pathetic
zombie like you are.
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I do not accept
your apology.
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This whole living together
thing just sucks.
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I'm not eating that garbage
another night. I'm going out.
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Fine. Go!
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Just let me get
my jacket first.
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[loud heavy metal]
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[knock on door]
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Excuse me.
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Hey! Excuse me!
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Is Mark here?
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He's taking a nap.
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[stereo off]
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Quadraphonic reel-to-reel.
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What kind of system
do you have now?
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Clock radio.
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It's a nice one.
Got two alarms.
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So how's Mark been doing
the last couple of days?
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Why? What happened?
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He left his wife.
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Oh, that's probably
why he moved in here.
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My guess is you and Mark
used to study together.
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Mark left his wife?
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That's gotta--
I don't know--suck.
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Well they've been
together quite a while
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And I can't imagine him
being too happy living here.
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Whoa...
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Great tv.
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I didn't know
there was a game on.
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I got a satellite dish.
There's always a game on.
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Oh, man.
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So you think Mark's in
a lot of pain or something?
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Well, the man hasn't
seen his wife in two days,
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My guess is,
he's going through hell.
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You've got a refrigerator
in the living room?
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That's brilliant.
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You want something?
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Can I get it myself?
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Hey.
Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Uh, I thought we should
talk about Becky.
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Uh, forget it.
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Look, Mark, I know these
problems seem huge at first,
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But if you just call her...
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I mean, Roseanne and I have
had plenty of fights.
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I remember this one fight
we had when I wanted the satellite dish.
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We said everything already.
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Not good enough.
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My daughter's
hurtin' here.
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Did she send you down
to talk to me?
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No, this is my idea.
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I got nothing
to say to her.
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Come on, Mark.
Forget the pride thing.
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Just come home
and see Becky.
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Becky doesn't wanna see me, Dan.
I flunked out of trade school.
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She's not thinking
about that right now.
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She's been miserable for
the last two days without you.
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No, she hasn't.
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She's hurtin' every bit
as bad as you are.
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Two remotes?
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Cool.
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Look, i'm not
coming back, Dan.
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Besides, I know Mrs. Conner's
real glad that i'm gone.
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She's probably waiting with
a shotgun in case I come back.
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Mark, please,
that thing isn't loaded.
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Sorry.
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Oh, man.
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I can't go back
and tell my wife I failed.
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Wanna order a pizza?
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Number 3
on the speed dial.
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Excellent!
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So. Did anybody call?
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No, Roseanne.
Mark hasn't called.
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See, that just proves
what a jerk he is.
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He's been gone
for three whole days
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And he doesn't even
call her to apologize.
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Come on, Roseanne.
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That kind of thing isn't
easy for a guy like Mark.
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He could get somebody
to dial the phone for him.
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Hi, dad.
Hey, Beck.
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So, Becky, do you
want some donuts?
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I got tons of 'em.
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This car hit the bloodmobile
and there were donuts everywhere...
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It was just awful.
I got all kinds here.
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I got the chocolate
twisty kind,
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Lemon squirty kind, and
the ones that look like feet.
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No.
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I got half a plain
one over here.
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Okay. Thanks, dad.
Cheer up, honey.
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You suck!
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What?
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Using my own damn
donuts against me.
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What am I
supposed to do?
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She's hurtin' because
her husband's gone.
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If you really want
to be a good dad,
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Why don't you tell her
how lucky she is that that creep walked out on her now
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Instead of years from now
when she has a ton of his creepy little kids.
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I don't want
to be a good dad.
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I wanna be a popular dad.
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Hi, guys.
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Is Roseanne doing
any better?
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A little.
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She's out of her coma now
and can understand words.
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Yeah, she's doing
a little better.
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I'm fine. It's Dan the one
that should feel lousy.
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It's all his fault.
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How is this my fault!
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Ha! Because Mark
is a butthead
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And girls always
marry their fathers.
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You know,
from talking to Mark,
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It didn't sound
like it was my fault.
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He's afraid to come
home because of you.
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Me? Did you tell him
how stupid that was?
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Did you defend me?
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I was there to listen.
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I think Mark has a point.
You weren't very nice to him.
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What are you talking about?
I was a total saint.
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You made constant fun
of him, called him names,
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Put him down,
hid his keys.
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Once I hid his keys
and that was a joke.
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He never found 'em!
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Well, you laughed.
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I'm trying
to be the bad guy.
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You're not the bad guy.
She's not mad at you,
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She's just mad
at the world.
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How come she only
takes it out on me, then?
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Why doesn't she go get
a job at the post office?
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Hey, Jackie.
Hi, Beck.
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Becky, you really should
eat more than half a donut.
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I'm fine, mother.
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A lot of good
ones in here.
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Thanks, Jackie.
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I don't care what the two
of you say, I don't think
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She's acting like
a great big spoiled brat.
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[raspberry]
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[raspberry]
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[knock on door]
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Come in.
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Um, i'm looking
for Mark healy.
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He's out. He'll be
back in a minute.
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Oh, okay.
Well, um...
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I'm Roseanne,
Dan's wife.
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I think he was over here
to play earlier. Sure.
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I'm royal.
You can call me Roy or Al.
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Well, I think i'll pick...
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Roy.
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Most chicks do.
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Well, this may just be
a stab in the dark, Roy,
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But i'm bettin' that
you're not married.
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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Well, because when
I was younger and single,
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Every single guy
I dated that didn't live at home lived here.
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As a matter of fact, I think
this is Dan's old couch.
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You wanna sit down?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Is there some place that
I could boil this first?
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That's just beer.
It's gotta be dry by now.
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You want something
to drink?
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00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,167
Yeah, thanks.
I think a big tumbler
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Of penicillin would really
hit the spot right now.
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Hey, is that
a soap opera?
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Yeah, with a satellite
dish we get shows from all over the world.
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This one's called
"dos mujeres, un camino."
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[Roseanne]
so that's what happened to that guy from Chips."
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He's way better in this.
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Hey, Beavis.
Butthead's home.
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What are you
doing here?
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Oh, I just came by
to clear up some stuff.
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We got nothing
to talk about.
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Oh, but i'm afraid
we do, Mark.
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You see, i'm really sick and
tired of everybody thinking
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That i'm some evil woman
that broke up your marriage.
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I am not an evil woman.
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00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:35,060
And I believe Roy
can back me up on that.
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She seems
pretty cool to me.
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Roy, get outta here.
205
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,638
You're gonna have to
go and talk to Becky.
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I already told Mr. Conner
I can't do that.
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00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:51,944
You're gonna have to,
because she's gonna have to know
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That you left because
of you and not because of me.
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This whole thing
is your fault.
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Yeah, I know.
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00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,621
So what do you mean by that?
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You were right about me.
I screwed everything up.
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00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,959
Yeah. Yeah, you did.
214
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,361
And you shouldn't have taken
our money to go to school
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When you weren't prepared to
go all the way through with it.
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00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,898
What do you want me to say?
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I know the school thing
wasn't right for me.
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I mean, i'm not
a real smart guy.
219
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:24,143
Well, if you say so, Mark.
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I fix cars, bikes,
things like that.
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I'm not like Becky.
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She's the one that should
be going to school here.
223
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Then so why did you go?
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Because she made me.
It was all her idea.
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I just want to get a job
and take care of Becky,
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But I didn't even have
the brains to do that.
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God, would you stop
calling yourself stupid?
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You're gonna wreck it
for everybody else.
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I'm just trying
to be honest.
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Becky deserved someone
other than a total loser.
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Oh, now, Mark. Come on.
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You were the only one
that was smart enough to know
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That you were gonna
flunk out of school.
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00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,614
That's something. Huh?
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Thanks.
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00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,955
Okay, I guess you're
not the only one to blame for this whole mess.
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00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,926
Maybe I shouldn't have pushed
Becky to push you so hard.
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00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,427
There.
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00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:21,600
Are you guys okay?
'cause spanish jeopardy is gonna be on in a few minutes.
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00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,339
Yeah, we're cool.
241
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,975
So does this mean you're gonna
get back together with Darlene?
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God, you're looking smarter
every second, Mark.
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I'm not married to Darlene,
i'm married to Becky.
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Oh, then darlene's
the one that lives with your brother in Chicago?
245
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,022
What?
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00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,890
He didn't mean that.
He didn't mean Darlene.
247
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He meant, uh, D.J. Yeah.
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00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,265
David is in Chicago?
249
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,367
So how long have they
been living together?
250
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,936
What the hell
am I asking you for?
251
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,972
He's been up there
ever since he left you.
252
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,241
I can't believe that
they would do this to me!
253
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,543
Wait, wait.
254
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,113
Let's just go up to Chicago.
255
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:11,517
Why do you wanna
take me to Chicago?
256
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,253
[sighing]
I don't know. I'm just trying to help.
257
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,723
What makes you think I want
to sit in a car with you for an hour and a half?
258
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,658
'cause I got $8 gas money.
259
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:23,996
Let's go.
260
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,014
Hey, Deej.
How was the hockey game?
261
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,117
Dull. I didn't split
anybody's lip or anything.
262
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,987
The important is, you tried.
Now go shower up.
263
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,291
Do I have to?
264
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,927
You're darn close to having
to take a bath in tomato juice.
265
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,664
Hey, kiddo.
266
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,399
I don't know
where your mom's at.
267
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,534
Looks like dad's
making dinner.
268
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,104
I was just gonna
have something simple.
269
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,239
Something simple?
I won't have it!
270
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,074
I'm making grilled cheese!
271
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,584
So, any word from
what's-his-face today?
272
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,519
No. New subject, please.
273
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,655
Fine, fine.
We're not talking about it.
274
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,491
My marriage is
falling apart, dad.
275
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,625
Mark doesn't even care.
276
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,360
I'm sure he cares.
277
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,596
It's just--
278
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,531
His pride is hurting.
279
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:36,268
Well, I bet he's sitting
around some pig sty
280
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,004
Surrounded by empty beer
cans and pizza boxes.
281
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,806
I bet he's just lovin' it.
282
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,076
No, I don't think he's
been married long enough
283
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,445
To really,
truly appreciate it.
284
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,482
I'm never gonna
forgive mom for this.
285
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:54,520
Becky, your mom's not what's
keeping you guys apart.
286
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,790
Well, mom's the reason
that Mark went back to school
287
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,958
And flunked, and now he's
never gonna face me again.
288
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,694
Why don't you
just go to him?
289
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:06,231
I can't.
Why, is he right?
290
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,266
Are you ashamed of him?
291
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,200
No.
292
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,138
It's just so weird
I could fall in love
293
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,075
With someone who could
flunk out of trade school.
294
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:20,245
Becky, if your
husband flunked,
295
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,214
You gotta figure out
how much that bothers you.
296
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,519
It bothers me.
297
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,955
If that's the way you feel,
maybe it's good he's gone.
298
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,256
No, it's not.
299
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,292
Mark doesn't need someone
looking down on him
300
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,760
For the rest of his life.
301
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,533
Now that's a diet margarine,
you gotta double up on that.
302
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,276
After a real big fight,
did mom ever come to you
303
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:54,513
And say that she was
completely wrong and that it was all her fault?
304
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,082
When you've been married
as long as your mom and me,
305
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,118
It's not necessary
to apologize.
306
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,355
Apparently.
307
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,131
Oh, we'd better hurry.
I just know there's something on tv
308
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,366
You haven't seen
three times.
309
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,601
Shut up, Darlene.
310
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,436
You're not the only one
that's unhappy here.
311
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,838
At least you're not living
with the meanest person alive.
312
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,907
Screw you.
313
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,710
You know what?
You are truly horrible.
314
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,945
You know that? I don't
even love you anymore.
315
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,284
You don't have anything
to say to that, do you?
316
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,119
Just get out of my way.
317
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,957
Hi, David.
318
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,362
I found this pen.
Is it yours?
319
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,898
Uh, no.
320
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:49,635
Oh, okay. Well,
i'll be goin', then.
321
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,673
Oh, wait a minute.
322
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,309
I forgot to shred
the crap out of you two.
323
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,445
Mom--
no, you're not talking.
324
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,280
You're not talking
for a very long time.
325
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,849
And you better sit down,
because this is gonna take a while.
326
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,085
Hey, davo.
Hey, Mark.
327
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,490
Wow. You thought you had it
all figured out, didn't you?
328
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,161
You thought you were
gonna live together and be the happy little couple
329
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:20,165
And your parents were just too
stupid to find out about it.
330
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,767
You lied to me
about christmas,
331
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,168
You lied to me
about thanksgiving.
332
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,903
I wanted to come home
for thanksgiving.
333
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,272
I didn't keep you here.
Oh, yeah. Right.
334
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,807
Stop trying to put
the blame on me.
335
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,476
You did what you wanted
to do like always.
336
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,777
What do you expect
from me, David?
337
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,846
I am the meanest
person alive, remember?
338
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,315
Hey, both of you. Me.
339
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,984
I'm the one you're
listening to, okay?
340
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:42,421
I'm the one that
you lied to and betrayed over and over and over.
341
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,856
I didn't want to.
342
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,457
I'm sorry if
I made you lie.
343
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,926
Don't touch me.
God, Darlene, can't I do anything right?
344
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,928
Hello! There's a shredding
going on here
345
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,398
And I came a very
long way to do this.
346
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,033
I don't want any argument
from you, Darlene.
347
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:56,068
David, you're coming
home with me right now. Come on, let's go.
348
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,102
End of story.
349
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,238
Good. You're doing
me a favor.
350
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,107
No, i'm not doing
you a favor.
351
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,542
You're not enjoying this.
352
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,211
This is something very painful
that i'm doing to you.
353
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:10,249
Okay, I got it.
354
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,352
You have no idea how many
phone calls, discussions,
355
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,754
Weekends at home
and lectures it's gonna take
356
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,222
Before you and me
are square again.
357
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,224
All right,
i'm sorry, mom.
358
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,960
David, I threw
all your stuff outside.
359
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,763
So you guys get the suitcases
and you grab a flashlight
360
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,165
And we'll go see
what we can find.
361
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,771
So, how's it goin'?
Okay.
362
00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:43,315
Plus all the laundry,
plus the dishes,
363
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,685
Plus giving birth and every
other chore I hate to do around this house.
364
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,821
Were the hell have you been?
365
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,325
And what are you doing here?
366
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,730
And what are
you doing with them?
367
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,865
And--that's it.
I'm out of questions.
368
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,369
Let me get the rest
of your stuff.
369
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,771
Dan, i'd like to talk
to you in the other room.
370
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,374
Oh, god. Changing rooms.
This can't be good.
371
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,981
Well, okay. I got this call
from David today
372
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,350
And him and his mother are
not getting along at all,
373
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,886
So he calls me from
this bus station in rockford.
374
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,622
Oh, man. We were
afraid of this.
375
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,525
Poor kid. Is he okay?
376
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,762
Yeah, he's fine.
He just needs to be here for a while.
377
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:30,996
I gotta hand it to you.
378
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,265
You had a feeling
this was gonna happen.
379
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,701
Nothing gets by me.
380
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,305
David.
Yes, sir?
381
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,443
Um, look.
382
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,513
I'm sorry.
I really am.
383
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,081
I'm glad you're back.
384
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,349
We missed you.
385
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,655
I told him
and he went insane.
386
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,591
Oh, god.
Nah.
387
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,326
I didn't tell him.
388
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,362
If you're gonna have
a fighting chance with him,
389
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,930
You're gonna need
me on your side,
390
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,800
And for that, i'm going
to need plenty of sleep.
391
00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:10,002
Thank you.
392
00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:12,771
Of course, you know...
393
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,907
I have been known
to talk in my sleep.
394
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:19,778
Sometimes,
Dan walks in his sleep.
395
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,280
But rest well, David.
396
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,784
Well, I guess i'll,
uh, get going too.
397
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,188
Well, don't you
wanna talk to Becky?
398
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:31,023
Nah, she's probably asleep.
399
00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:33,158
She's probably
not asleep.
400
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:36,729
Becky! Come down here!
401
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:39,064
Look, I don't know
if I can see her right now.
402
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:42,301
I mean, how do I look?
403
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,204
Like every
mother's nightmare.
404
00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:46,538
She'll love you.
405
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:48,907
Look who dropped in.
406
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,647
And, um, I think he wants
to talk to you, don't you, Mark?
407
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,449
Yeah.
408
00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:00,319
And i'm sure that you
would really love to listen.
409
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,190
And this just happens to be
a really good listening spot.
410
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:09,361
This is where Dan sits
and does most of his listening.
411
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,764
You wanna?
Yeah.
412
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,841
Are you coming to bed?
Shh, shh, shh.
413
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,043
What?
414
00:22:24,044 --> 00:22:25,711
Are they talking?
415
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:29,248
Yeah, and maybe
if Mark doesn't say too much, they can patch things up.
416
00:22:29,249 --> 00:22:30,449
Damn.
417
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,651
What, I thought you wanted
them to get back together.
418
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,920
Oh, I do, I just...
419
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,890
Don't have any excuse
to go over to Roy's now.
420
00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:49,835
[speaking in spanish]
421
00:23:10,023 --> 00:23:12,424
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422
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:17,024
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