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I don't smell
the co-mingled scents
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Of sweat and Jean Nate.
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Can I assume that
Roseanne's not in today?
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Nope, she's at home.
Ah, good.
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Can I have a word
with you?
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I need someone
with impeccable taste,
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And I can tell by that
paw print jumpsuit of yours
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That you're my woman.
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It has a matching cape.
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Mm-hmm, I bet it does.
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Here, try this.
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I found a way of cooking
the loose meat into an omelet.
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It's sort of like
an egg and meat sandwich.
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Mmm, delicious!
Mm-hmm.
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Thinking of adding it
to the menu?
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Well, I would,
except that, you know,
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Eggs aren't exactly
the best lunchtime fare.
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No, they're better
for breakfast.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you suggesting
that we open the diner for breakfast,
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Thereby expanding
our menu and drawing in
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A whole new
customer base?
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I love it!
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Well, it was just a--
just a thought.
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No, no, Leon.
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Roseanne won't
wanna do breakfast.
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I once suggested
we expand the hours
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And she thought
it was dumb.
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She called you
"dumb," Jackie?
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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Well, she didn't say
that I was dumb;
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She said that
my idea was--
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Well, it sounded different
the way she said it.
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Well, you know,
of course we could stick
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With Roseanne's plan
of just serving lunch and dinner.
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I guess we could
afford health insurance
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In about two years.
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Gosh, I hope you can
hold it in till then.
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Well, I like
the breakfast idea.
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I say we vote "yes".
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Whoa, wait a minute.
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Nancy's idea a disaster.
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Oh, don't feel bad, kid.
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I'm sure
she didn't mean it.
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Hey, Jackie, I don't
have ideas often.
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I'm proud of this one.
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You know, Jackie,
i'm sure it's easier
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Having Roseanne make
all your decisions for you,
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But eventually, you're gonna
have to cut the chord.
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Or else, you and the kid
and Roseanne are gonna look like mountain-climbers.
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Hey, now, Roseanne
does not control me.
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Well, then, let's vote
on breakfast.
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I vote "yes".
Yes!
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I vote...Okay.
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I got chills.
[laughing]
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We open Monday at 6 A.M.
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Well, wait a minute.
Who's gonna tell Roseanne?
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Well, it was Nancy's idea.
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Good luck, Nance.
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[laughing]
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Hey.
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Sorry those weren't done.
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That's okay, Dan.
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I know there wasn't time
to do the dishes
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And fall asleep in a puddle
of your own drool.
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D.J. said he'd do 'em
after his homework.
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Now, Dan, I think
the dishes should come
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Before the homework.
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If he doesn't learn
how to do dishes,
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He'll never get a job
after high school.
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Honey, you're tired;
why don't you call Leon
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And tell him you're not
going to work today?
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[sighs]
I can't.
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Leon is, like, on to me.
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He knows that I control
the restaurant, you know,
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So he's trying to stage
this bloodless coup
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Down there to oust me,
and he knows that I know.
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So he's trying
to get rid of me
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Before I can
get rid of him.
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Boy, does he sound paranoid.
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You know, he thinks
he's so nifty
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Because he turned Jackie
and Nancy against me.
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You know, well, I broke 'em;
anybody can ride 'em.
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I better go.
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No, no, no,
you gotta drive D.J.
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To his basketball practice.
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[muffled]
D.J., come in here!
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Wrong, Roseanne.
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D.J.'s basketball
practice is Wednesday.
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Uh-uh, it's on Tuesday.
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I think I know this.
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D.J., is basketball
on Tuesday or Wednesday?
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Tuesday.
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Duy!
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I don't play basketball.
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I quit at the end
of last season.
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Duy, duuuy.
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Face it, Dan,
we're workin' so much,
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We hardly know our kid
at all anymore.
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I think i'm forgettin'
what "D.J." stands for.
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Gotta go.
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So...Kid, what's new
in your life anyway
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That I don't know about?
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I got married.
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[Dan]
Rosie, where'd you park your car?
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What do you mean?
I checked it with the valet.
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I'm serious, Roseanne.
It's not in the driveway.
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Did you leave
your keys in the car?
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What you mean, did I leave
the keys in the car?
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They're not hangin'
on the hook.
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Well, it don't matter
what I do with my keys,
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'cause I know
I put the club on.
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Where'd you leave
the key to the club?
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[sighs]
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You didn't do the dishes.
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I love the new
breakfast sandwich.
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Who asked ya?
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So, do you guys know
what you want yet?
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We need more time.
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There's, like,
one thing on the menu.
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How much more time
do you think you need?
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What is it again?
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It is eggs
and loose-meat sandwich.
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What's in it?
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Chow Mein,
hence the name.
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We're gonna need
more time.
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Well, maybe you'd
feel more comfortable
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Yelling your order
into the mouth of a clown.
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Nancy?
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Hey, my breakfast idea
brought in a whole new customer base.
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Right. They're all over 35
and they all want a sammich.
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Roseanne, we're making
really good money.
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Yeah, but it isn't supposed
to be about the money.
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Don't you remember
the old days?
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It was about us having
our own business
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That we run our own way
without no man
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Tellin' us what to do.
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Roseanne, you ran the place.
You told us what to do.
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What happened to that?
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I think you're
being hard on Leon.
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He's a really good
organizer.
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Plus, he tells us when
we've done a good job.
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Well, you do
do a good job. Both of you.
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You're both
great workers.
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Then why don't
you ever say it?
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[snickers]
'cause it's a big, fat lie!
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At least i'm honest.
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Good morning, ladies.
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Could you please
not be so patronizing.
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We're not ladies;
we are women.
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And i'm not patronizing;
i'm condescending.
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Nancy, when you
have a second,
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I wanna show you
the prototype for the uniform.
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Uniform?
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Now, Roseanne...
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I thought we agreed
we wasn't gonna wear
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Them humiliatin' things.
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Well, when I was talkin'
to Leon the other day,
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I came up with a great idea
that the uniforms
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Would make us stand out
from the customers more.
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So why would we
wanna do that?
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Then they'd know who to go to
to bring 'em more stuff!
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Well, we thought
it was a good idea
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When we voted
on it yesterday.
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I thought you says
you wasn't gonna vote
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On nothin'
if I ain't here.
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Well, first we voted
on whether or not
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To vote without you,
and I voted "no", but I lost.
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So then, we voted
on whether or not
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To have the uniforms.
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Yeah, and how'd
you vote on that?
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That was a secret ballot.
I can't tell you that.
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We also voted
that the restaurant's
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Official bird
should be the toucan.
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Would you like to see
the bird I voted for?
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No, really!
The cops are here and everything!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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What's goin' on, Dan?
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Hey, Rosie.
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The cops found
the car in a ditch
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A couple blocks away.
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What do we got, boys?
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Quite a bit of damage.
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Passenger door
was smashed in,
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The fender was all dented,
busted headlight.
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Well, that sounds
like our car all right.
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Phoned in a 1099?
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1099 and we called
for a backup and a possible 1057.
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Good man.
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Did you have anything of value
that should be reported?
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Uh, yeah,
as a matter of fact.
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We just bought
a brand new,
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Really expensive
stereo system.
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What kind was it?
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A, uh, pflegular.
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Uh, p-f and, uh,
two dots over the u.
197
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,135
Well, there is some good news.
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We were patrolling
around the vicinity
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00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,805
And found a witness
who saw the guy.
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00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,640
He describes him
as a juvenile,
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Caucasian, dark hair,
dark eyes,
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Resembling Eddie Munster.
[chuckles]
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I gotta get off
the phone now.
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I was just going
down the street.
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George dared me.
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00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:35,200
Then I got stuck in the mud
and couldn't get out.
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00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,969
So you come home
and you just go to bed
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And you don't even
tell us about it?
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I forgot.
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I think we can
handle things from here, guys.
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No, no, don't leave me
alone with them!
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You really blew it
this time, D.J.
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You coulda had
a horrible accident.
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Nothing happened.
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Nothin' happened?
You stole a car!
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You coulda gotten
yourself killed!
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How stupid
are you anyway?
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What were you
thinkin' about?
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00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,961
You think it's funny
or somethin'? Answer me!
220
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,797
Let me handle this.
No, you had your turn.
221
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,165
What the hell's that
supposed to mean?
222
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,933
That is supposed to mean
that if i'm not around him
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00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,968
Every minute, he's gonna
end up in prison!
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00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,203
Shut up and
leave me alone!
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00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,504
No, i'm not done
with you yet!
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Ow! Ow! Stop!
Roseanne!
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00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,075
Ow! Leave me alone!
Roseanne!
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Honey...
[door slams]
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Leave me alone.
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00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,624
Look, Roseanne,
what you just did in there,
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It's not that big a deal.
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00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,294
Yes, it is.
You're not helping, Dan.
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Look, I know
what you feel like.
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00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,263
You've gotta talk
about this.
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00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,966
Hey, she doesn't need
you makin' somethin' outta nothin'.
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00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,668
You didn't grow up
in our house.
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00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,636
This is different!
The kid had it comin'!
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He coulda killed himself!
239
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,107
She was out of control!
It was just like dad!
240
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,676
Why don't you both
just shut up
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00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,112
And leave me alone?
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00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,514
You heard her.
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00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,922
I got some stuff to do.
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00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,991
Ugh.
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00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,816
[sighs]
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Telling her to ignore
what she did
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Isn't gonna make her
feel any better.
248
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,921
Oh, but calling her
a "child-beater" is.
249
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,056
You just don't
get it, Dan.
250
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,859
I am so sick of hearin'
I "don't get it."
251
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,995
Look, I know
your father was a jerk,
252
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,964
But that's got nothin'
to do with what's goin' on.
253
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,501
That has everything
to do with it! These patterns repeat!
254
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,902
Well, then,
you better look out
255
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:27,006
'cause my father
used to love to hit his sister-in-law.
256
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,711
I can't even
talk to you.
257
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,414
Look, look,
look, look...
258
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,217
She did it because she's
stressed out from work
259
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,120
And it would help
if you didn't always vote against her!
260
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,756
I'm not voting against her;
i'm voting for my baby.
261
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,524
Leon's makin' us
a lot of money down there.
262
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,092
And if you're so worried
about her stress,
263
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,394
Why don't you
help out more?
264
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,864
I help out a lot
around here! How?
265
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,036
You know how
i'm gonna help her?
266
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,737
By throwin' you
outta the house!
267
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:03,008
Too late!
She already did!
268
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,155
[knocking]
269
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,723
Hang on.
270
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,630
Hey, Leon.
271
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,435
Doin' the books?
272
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,103
Yes, Dan.
273
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,206
Trying to make
conversation?
274
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,642
Actually, I came
to talk about Roseanne.
275
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,244
No. No, I don't think so.
276
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,612
Why not?
What's the matter?
277
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:46,118
Well, you're a rather
large man, Dan.
278
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:50,289
And if we discuss your wife,
I can either say nice things
279
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:54,026
Or I can be honest
and get my arms torn off.
280
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,465
Don't worry, Leon.
I can sympathize with ya.
281
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,735
Roseanne can be
a little difficult.
282
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,536
Aw, hell, she idles
at difficult.
283
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,804
You know, I--
284
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,140
Dan, you have no idea
how loudly I can scream.
285
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,511
Look, Leon...
286
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,480
She is really
stressed out
287
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,182
And she just needs to spend
a little more time at home.
288
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,450
But for some reason,
she doesn't think
289
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,718
She can talk to you
about it.
290
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,021
Oh, that's ridiculous.
291
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,123
Well, I told her
you'd understand.
292
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,891
So if you just cut her
a little slack,
293
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:28,861
It'll make life easier
for everybody, especially me.
294
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:31,030
Well, i'd be happy to.
In fact, you know what?
295
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,599
I'm gonna go you
one better, Dan.
296
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,100
How much to buy her out?
297
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,403
[laughing]
i'm serious.
298
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,637
What?
299
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,773
Come on, Jackie and Nancy
are already on board
300
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,141
With everything
i'm doin' around here
301
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,144
Because I can make
a success out of this place.
302
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,646
Leon, come on.
303
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,081
Roseanne started
this place.
304
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,349
This is her dream.
305
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,751
Well, I have a dream too.
306
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,487
And it's to not let
her dream go bankrupt.
307
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,822
See, I knew it.
I knew it.
308
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,190
You are going
to hurt me.
309
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,159
Worse.
310
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,860
For weeks,
i've been tellin' her
311
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,128
That she's just
paranoid about you,
312
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,463
But i'm through
defendin' ya.
313
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,434
From now on, you fight
your battles on your own...
314
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,935
Against Roseanne.
315
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,342
May god have mercy
on your soul.
316
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,162
D.J., come down here!
317
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,203
What?
318
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,608
Well, I thought
maybe you might wanna spoil your dinner.
319
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,644
No.
320
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,781
Would you mind watching
if I spoil mine?
321
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,616
Do I have to?
322
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,820
Yeah, yeah, you do.
323
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:09,595
I think we should,
you know, talk about stuff...
324
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:15,267
You know, 'cause, uh,
today was really bad.
325
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:20,005
Mm...
326
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,344
I'm really sorry
that I hit you, D.J.
327
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,478
I mean, it was
totally wrong.
328
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,713
I never should
have done that
329
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,815
And i'm so mad
at myself for doin' it.
330
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:33,852
I wanna go upstairs.
No.
331
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:41,093
You can't go upstairs
till we talk this all out.
332
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,730
Um...
333
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,865
I know how you're feelin'
334
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,835
And I know
you're feelin' mad
335
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,705
And, you know,
kind of embarrassed and--
336
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,875
Wrong.
337
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:01,280
Well, that's the way
that I used to feel
338
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,015
When I got hit.
339
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,684
Who hit you?
340
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:11,724
Your grandpa hit me.
341
00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:12,925
A lot.
342
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,861
What'd you do wrong?
343
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,964
I think I breathed
or something.
344
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,201
Do you hate him?
345
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,374
Yeah, sometimes.
346
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:32,411
You know, 'cause, uh,
the worst thing
347
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,647
Was that he never ever
said he was sorry
348
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,350
For any of it, you know?
349
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,220
I don't want you
to hate me, D.J.
350
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,956
I'm really sorry
that I hit you.
351
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,624
And no matter what,
i'm never gonna
352
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,526
Hit you again, ever.
353
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,727
No matter what I do?
354
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,964
I mean it, no matter
what you do, ever.
355
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,532
I'm sorry you got hit.
356
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,303
I'm sorry you got hit, too.
357
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,472
I mean, big sorry.
358
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,542
Like, "right now
would be a great time
359
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,879
To ask me for a new puppy"
kind of sorry.
360
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,560
Sit down there, now.
361
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,328
We, uh, still
have to talk
362
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,798
About this little
prank you pulled.
363
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,366
I thought we were done.
364
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,135
D.J., you stole a car.
365
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,137
You've gotta take
the consequences for that.
366
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,141
Man!
367
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,944
You know what, I think you're
tryin' to tell me somethin' with all this stuff.
368
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,245
I think you're tryin'
to tell me
369
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,947
That i'm not spendin'
enough time with you lately.
370
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,382
No, I wasn't.
371
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,718
Well, I think you were,
and that's why tomorrow,
372
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:47,486
I'm gonna go in; i'm gonna
rearrange everything;
373
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,723
I'm gonna make sure
that I have more time here with you.
374
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,225
But you can't;
you work. So?
375
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:56,962
Sometimes you gotta
trade what's important
376
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,498
For what's more
important, you know?
377
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:02,601
And i'm gonna make sure
that I have a lot of time
378
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,736
To spend with you, d.J.
379
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:05,471
I'm gonna be here
all the time.
380
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,774
Is that my punishment?
381
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:17,383
You are a funny,
funny little man, D.J.
382
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,284
A funny little man.
383
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,064
Roseanne...
384
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:35,134
Jackie doesn't fit into hers,
but where's your uniform?
385
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:38,604
Oh, well, I tore it all up
to use for bandages, you know?
386
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,172
But then I remembered
there was no war.
387
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:42,074
Pfft, whoops.
388
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,776
Well, if i'm the only
one wearing it,
389
00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,678
Then it isn't a uniform.
390
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,646
People are gonna just think
I have really bad taste
391
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,148
In clothes or something.
392
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,619
Afternoon, uh, people.
393
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,020
That is a safe term,
isn't it?
394
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,855
I wouldn't want
to offend you ladies.
395
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,391
And I wouldn't want
to offend you either,
396
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:03,262
You balding albino idiot.
397
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,398
Let me know
when I cross the line.
398
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,401
I thought you were gonna try
spending more time at home.
399
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,770
Oh, I was, but me and
Dan talked about it,
400
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,307
And we thought
you might like that.
401
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,810
Oh, slave boy!
402
00:21:22,816 --> 00:21:24,550
What's he doing here?
403
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,252
Five to ten,
grand theft auto.
404
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,291
He can't be here.
He's a child.
405
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,127
I know, but he was
tried as an adult.
406
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,929
And his punishment
is that he's gonna help me
407
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:40,332
Around the diner here
so I have more time to bother you.
408
00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:44,903
Well, you can't
do this, Roseanne,
409
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,606
Because a child cannot
work in this restaurant.
410
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:48,941
Too late.
411
00:21:48,942 --> 00:21:52,644
We took a vote
while you were out.
412
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,879
To work, D.J.
413
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,089
I hate you!
414
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,928
[laughing]
415
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,831
You know what's
so great, D.J.?
416
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,633
We're not just spending
a lot of time together,
417
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,936
We're spending
quality time together.
418
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,881
Okay, this Connor
kid is pretty tough.
419
00:22:28,882 --> 00:22:30,449
He comes from
a problem family,
420
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,284
So we don't really
know what to expect.
421
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,019
Police! We're comin' in!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
422
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,454
Freeze! Police!
423
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,957
Hey, why don't you leave
my kid alone, you [bleep].
424
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,026
[shouting]
okay, lady, where is he?
425
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,962
You're hurtin' my arm,
you [bleep].
426
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,831
Drop the pizza,
[bleep]-bag!
427
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,900
Drop it!
[bleep]
428
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,938
D.J. it's the [bleep] cops!
429
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,174
Get down here!
D.J.!
430
00:22:55,175 --> 00:22:59,645
The cops are here!
Get your [bleep] outta this house!
431
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,413
Where is he?
He went out the window!
432
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,515
[car tires peeling off]
433
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,784
[bleep]
he took our car!
434
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,786
[police sirens]
435
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,755
And you left the keys
in it, didn't you,
436
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,491
[bleep] for brains?
437
00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:17,091
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