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Aah!
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No! No! Don't!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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No! Don't! No!
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Get over
here!
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Aah!
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Hello?
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Roseanne?
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Dan?
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It's Kathy.
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[Clattering]
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Is--is everything o.k.?
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Hello?
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Is anybody ho--?
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Aaahhh!
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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What is it, Kathy?
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I've had a bad day,
and now I've got all this to clean up.
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I, Uh...
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I--I need
to go home, I--
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Would you look
at this mess?
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I don't know
how many times I've said it--
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It's just like
gutting a fish.
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I swear,
I was way better the last time.
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The last time?
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You know...
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With Becky's dad.
He was blond, too.
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Hey, you've got
a garbage disposal over your house, right?
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Oh, my god.
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Please, please...
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I--I need
to go home.
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Oh, no.
You can't go. You'll tell.
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No, I won't.
I Promise.
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I won't tell.
Please.
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Let me go.
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Oh!
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Liver?
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Oh!
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Happy Halloween!
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Got you!
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That was a horrible...
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Horrible...
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Horrible thing to do.
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You know, hon,
every time we do this,
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People get
so ticked off.
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Yeah.
When will we learn?
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Heh heh heh heh heh.
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We got Kathy good.
She almost lost it.
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Yeah. Damn good
bladder control, though.
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Well, thank you.
I did laugh pretty hard.
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Listen,
I'm going out tonight.
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Will you be home
for dinner?
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I don't know.
What are we having?
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Liver.
Liver.
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Heh heh.
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God, I wish I had
an adult role model.
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Where you going tonight?
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You got some sort a party?
What are you going as?
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I'm going as Becky.
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That ought to scare
the crap out of them.
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Funny.
It's not a party. It's a movie.
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Scary movie?
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Mother,
I've outgrown it. Move on.
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Ah.
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How's about you,
Darlene.
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Are you dressing up
all gross for mommy tonight?
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No. I think
I'm just going to stay home.
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What's wrong, Darlene?
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You used to care
about Halloween.
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Yeah. I Also used
to want to marry Scott Baio.
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Oh, you look great!
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Who am I supposed to be?
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I told you.
You're Alfalfa of the little rascals.
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I want
to be the terminator.
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No.
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Everybody's
the terminator.
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You look cute.
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I don't want
to look cute.
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Honey, let me.
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D.J., Alfalfas
kill terminators.
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Yeah, right.
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No, no.
Really, really.
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See,
this is your antenna,
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And it detects
terminator waves.
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Mom, why not
give him a sign
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Saying,
"knock me down and steal my candy."
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I want to do
what my friends are doing.
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Well, fine.
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Do what you want
and leave me out of it.
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I don't
get it anymore, Dan.
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Yeah. I Remember
when Halloween meant something.
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Remember throwing
flaming bags of dog-doo
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On the Henderson's lawn
as a family?
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Ahh.
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Hey!
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Oh, good.
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Jackie can help me
yank the slime out of this thing.
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I got to get
some more tubing for our costume.
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Your costume's
got tubing?
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Maybe. Maybe not.
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Why won't you tell me
what you're going as?
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Because it's supposed
to be a surprise.
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I told you
what I was going as?
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Yeah. Morticia Addams.
Not too boring.
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Sorry it's not
up to your standards.
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Give me half an hour.
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I'll turn you
into a science experiment gone berserk.
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No, thanks.
What's with the blood?
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Oh. I killed Dan.
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Of course.
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So, are you still going
alone tonight?
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Yeah.
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No date.
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Are you bummed?
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Well, no.
Not now.
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Soon?
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No. I mean,
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I was bummed about it,
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Around the time
of the Arnie disaster.
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I was so desperate
for company,
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I actually called up
some old boyfriends.
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Ugh,
that's pathetic.
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Thanks.
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Who did you call?
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I don't want to get--
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No. Who, who?
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Gary.
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Oh, god!
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And I hung up.
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And?
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Tim Brewer.
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Who,
that mama's boy?
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She answered...
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Although, it could
have been him.
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Man, I'm glad that one
never worked out.
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Yeah,
and I called Booker.
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What
did he have to say?
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Nothing.
I left a message on his machine.
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I don't want
to get into it.
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I don't need a date
to have a good time.
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So you'll get drunk
and hang around me all night.
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Do you mind?
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Mom!
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Where are
my hand grenades?
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In your bottom drawer.
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Where else?
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Oh, yeah.
Right.
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Who's he supposed to be?
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I don't know.
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The alfalfanator.
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Uh-huh.
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Well...
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I see two women who
should have consulted
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before choosing
their costumes.
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You knew I was borrowing
Roseanne's wig.
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How could
you do this?
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How did I know
it was for Halloween?
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What did you think?
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I certainly don't know.
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Perhaps to try
and cover your hair color du jour.
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Hey. Hey.
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Let's not get snippy.
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Sorry.
I put a lot of thought into this costume--
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Well, so did I.
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What are the odds
we'd both come as Morticia?
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You're Morticia?
Then, that's no problem.
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I'm Elvira.
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We still look like
the judds from hell.
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Hi, Anne Marie.
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I hate to ruin the party,
but Elvis' ghost is here.
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Arnie!
Did he see me?
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I don't think so,
but don't hang near the free food too long.
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O.k. Right.
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I can't believe
you both came as Cher.
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Jackie!
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Jackie!
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So close.
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I got
a situation here.
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Nancy's with me tonight.
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The ax murderer
in the corner.
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Cute.
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You can't
be coming on to me. Understand?
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I think I can control
myself, Arnie.
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I really appreciate it.
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Whoa! She's seen us.
Act like you never slept with me.
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Hi, honey!
I love you!
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Ugh!
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O.k., everybody,
quiet, please.
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Please, everybody, quiet.
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Will everybody
get a seat, please?
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Everybody take a seat.
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Everybody.
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O.k. Thank you.
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Well,
ladies and gentlemen,
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It wouldn't be Halloween
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Unless the Conners
overdid it,
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So without further ado--
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Hey, Chuckie!
Just do it like we told you.
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Oh. O.k.
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Ahem...
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"Fellow lodge members,
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"We had booked
a fabulous act tonight,
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"But unfortunately
they died.
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"But the show must go on,
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"So here they are,
fresh from the cemetery--
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Please welcome..."
oh, man.
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"Dead-gar bergen
and mortuary snerd."
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Hey, everybody.
It's great to be here.
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So this is hell.
It's worse than I thought.
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Morty,
I told you, we're in Lanford.
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00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,801
Lanford?
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Say,
isn't that Arnie?
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I told you
to go to hell.
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Now, Morty.
These are our friends.
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Isn't that Jackie
over there?
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I hear she's
a truck driver now.
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That's a switch.
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Jackie in the front seat
with her feet on the floor.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Now, Morty.
Be nice to the people.
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Tell them how we died.
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Simple. I let you
write the jokes.
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00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,834
Yeah. Like your shtick
don't stink.
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Anyway...
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My termite-riddled
little friend,
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Are you ready to do
our little song?
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God,
don't let her sing!
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Shut up, Arnie!
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Hit it, dead-gar.
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Dada dada dum dum...
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Well, I come
from 6 feet under
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With a dead guy
on my knee
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I'm headin' down
to hades
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For to spend
eternity
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Hey there, dead-gar
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I think
it's plain to see
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We bought
a cardboard casket
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And the worms
have eaten me
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Well, you won
the grand prize again!
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Was there ever
any doubt?
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50 Bucks. Wow!
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What did
the costume cost? 100?
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We don't do it
for the money.
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We do it
for the envy.
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Well, you were
a convincing dummy.
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Jealous,
jealous, jealous!
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Honey, honey.
Look who's here.
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Oh, my god!
It's the Bowmans!
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I wonder how he managed
to drag her down to...
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The lodge.
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Wait a minute, Dan.
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I know
why she's here.
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She's here to get us back
for what we did today.
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No way!
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I'm serious, Dan,
she hates the lodge.
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The only reason
she'd show up on our turf
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Is to try and humiliate us
in front of our friends.
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Too bad
she didn't see the act.
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Could have saved her
a trip.
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Great act, Dan.
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Yeah, what was
your favorite part?
267
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,734
I liked the jokes.
268
00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:53,467
Oh, really?
269
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,300
The song?
270
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,267
How about the waterbed?
271
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,200
See, 'cause
that was my idea.
272
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,200
Roseanne was against it,
273
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,801
But we needed
a big closer.
274
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,000
Yeah. You're right.
275
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,400
You definitely
needed a big closer.
276
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,434
Honey,
they loved the waterbed.
277
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:11,834
Stay alert, Dan.
278
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,434
Kathy's over there
plotting revenge.
279
00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:15,901
We know, so we've
got the edge.
280
00:14:15,901 --> 00:14:17,334
Honey, you're
just being paranoid.
281
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,601
Relax
and have a good time.
282
00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:21,167
I am not
being paranoid.
283
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,467
They've got
Crystal in on it.
284
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:26,200
She's talking
to Crystal, big deal.
285
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,467
She's just
being sociable.
286
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,634
Oh, right.
287
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,534
When has Kathy
ever been sociable?
288
00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:32,601
O.k., we pulled one
on her.
289
00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:35,100
She pulls one
on us, we're even.
290
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,968
I don't want to be even.
291
00:14:36,968 --> 00:14:38,968
I want to be better.
292
00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:40,534
So, watch your back.
293
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:41,601
Fine.
294
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,033
I'll be at the bar.
295
00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:45,634
If I'm not back
in 15 minutes...
296
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,467
I'll be at the bar.
297
00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:48,467
Roseanne.
298
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,801
I met this guy.
299
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,234
He seems
really great,
300
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,200
But he's in this
moose costume.
301
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,634
No matter what,
he won't take the head off.
302
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,133
You listening to me?
303
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,133
Yeah, yeah.
You met a moose.
304
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,834
Congratulations.
305
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,234
What's with you?
306
00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:09,834
See that little
miss yarn-head over there?
307
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:12,434
Well, she don't know
who she's messing with.
308
00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:14,434
I am the master.
309
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:17,467
All's I've got
to do is think.
310
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,000
If I were her,
311
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000
What would I do
to get even.
312
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:26,234
Ho ho.
313
00:15:26,234 --> 00:15:27,567
That bitch.
314
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,067
I said to myself,
315
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,601
"Even if it's crazy,
it's my life.
316
00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:42,000
If I want to be a trucker,
that's what's right for me."
317
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,100
That's great.
318
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,100
You're independent,
get to travel--
319
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,434
It's perfect for you.
320
00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:47,901
How do you know
it's perfect for me?
321
00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:49,367
I've just got
this feeling.
322
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,400
Come on.
Take off the mask.
323
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,567
I told you
you might be disappointed.
324
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:58,334
I don't want
that to happen until after we've had sex.
325
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,133
You're pretty
sure of yourself.
326
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:03,968
Well, hunting season
starts tomorrow, so it's now or never.
327
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:06,567
No. Take off
the moose head.
328
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:10,601
All right,
but you've really been digging me up until now.
329
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,567
Trick or treat.
330
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,567
Booker?
331
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:17,067
I got your call.
332
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,501
Damn it.
I thought it was somebody good.
333
00:16:19,501 --> 00:16:21,567
Jackie, come on.
334
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:22,934
Hey, Dan.
335
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,000
Hey, Jer.
336
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,267
Hey, where's Rosie?
337
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:26,200
Where's Kathy?
338
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,300
At the car
getting a sweater.
339
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,200
Then Rosie's
in the bushes watching her.
340
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,534
She thinks Kathy's
going to get even for the trick.
341
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:38,601
Kathy was so mad
she didn't speak to me all day.
342
00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:40,100
You owe me a beer.
343
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,200
I guess I do.
344
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,234
Gus...
345
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,801
Why call if you
didn't want to see me?
346
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:50,734
It wasn't a happy time
that night at Jackie's.
347
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:54,133
I wanted
to talk to someone who wasn't my sister.
348
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:56,067
So you needed
to talk to someone,
349
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:58,067
Here I am,
let's talk.
350
00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,534
I called other guys.
351
00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:02,100
I'm the only one
that showed up.
352
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,467
We don't know that.
353
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,901
There is someone
dressed as Madonna
354
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:09,100
Who could very well
be Tim Brewer.
355
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,033
I made a mistake.
Forget it.
356
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,534
Come here, sit down.
357
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:13,767
There's something
358
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:17,701
I've been wanting
to ask you since we broke up.
359
00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,934
Why did we break up?
360
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:22,033
You were seeing
somebody else.
361
00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:24,467
So it was my fault.
I was afraid of that.
362
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,734
Hi, Kathy.
363
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:30,434
Your sister is insane.
364
00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,634
Roseanne's
new neighbor.
365
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:36,200
Ha ha--hey!
366
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200
Hey!
367
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,501
Booker! All right!
368
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:41,901
Jackie, it's Booker.
Booker was the moose.
369
00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:42,901
I know.
370
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,167
How you been?
You look great.
371
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,234
Well--
372
00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:48,667
I can't talk to you now.
373
00:17:56,934 --> 00:17:58,734
Jerry,
let's go home.
374
00:17:58,734 --> 00:17:59,601
Bye, Dan.
375
00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:00,901
Bye, Jer.
376
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:04,634
Leaving already,
or is that what you want me to think?
377
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:07,334
Roseanne,
why are you following me?
378
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:09,601
Why were you
at your car?
379
00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:11,200
Getting my sweater.
380
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,334
Why were you
doing that?
381
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:16,067
To get away from you.
382
00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:20,868
Then what are you doing
here in the first place?
383
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:24,000
My husband
asked me to come,
384
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,300
So I did.
385
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,834
Married people
do things like that for one another.
386
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,934
Don't make me laugh.
387
00:18:33,968 --> 00:18:36,400
How many times
do I have to tell you
388
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,434
That I am not
going to waste
389
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:41,167
One iota of energy
getting you back?
390
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,434
I think I'm better
than that.
391
00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:44,467
Jerry, come.
392
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:45,467
Bye, Dan.
393
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,467
Bye, Jer.
394
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:50,767
Oh, sure you think
you're better than me.
395
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:55,334
But when you remember
the terrible thing I did to you today,
396
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,267
You'll sink to my level
like a rock.
397
00:19:04,801 --> 00:19:08,300
Why wouldn't she get me
back after I got her?
398
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,367
Am I not
good enough to get?
399
00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:13,901
Is she trying to make
me feel beneath revenge?
400
00:19:13,901 --> 00:19:17,067
Maybe ruining
your favorite night was her payback.
401
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:20,501
No, Dan. She doesn't have
that kind of imagination.
402
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,434
She'll do something
to get me back,
403
00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:24,434
And it will
be really lame,
404
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,734
And I'll be ready.
405
00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:27,934
I'm sure you
will be, dear.
406
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,000
I wish we would
have rehearsed the act more.
407
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,901
People didn't get we
were supposed to be dead.
408
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:35,234
If it's
any consolation,
409
00:19:35,234 --> 00:19:37,200
I'm sure
they wish we were.
410
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,400
Whoa!
411
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,033
Yeow! Yeow!
412
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,667
Yeow! Yeow! Yeow!
413
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:43,767
Yeow!
414
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:44,934
What's going on?
415
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,667
Snakes in the bed!
416
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,234
It's new.
Now it's covered with snake sweat.
417
00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:51,601
You get them out.
You're the man!
418
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:52,601
Ick!
419
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,234
She's gone too far
this time.
420
00:19:56,234 --> 00:19:57,801
Snakes bite and squeeze.
421
00:19:57,801 --> 00:19:59,567
Kathy's trying
to kill us.
422
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,167
What are you
talking about?
423
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,300
Kathy isn't trying
to kill you.
424
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,801
Yeah. We are.
425
00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:09,601
You put snakes
in our bed?
426
00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,601
Well, you were saying
how important
427
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,901
This Halloween stuff
is to you.
428
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,634
My babies!
429
00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,834
You've made your mother
and me very happy.
430
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,133
Now get rid
of the snakes.
431
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,133
I'll do it!
432
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,734
D.J. Don't
touch those snakes.
433
00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:29,767
I'm not
untying them again.
434
00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:33,334
Oh, our beautiful children
435
00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:36,000
Remembered us on a holiday.
436
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,701
God, bless us
one and all.
437
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:40,868
To think you
had to worry about Kathy.
438
00:20:40,868 --> 00:20:41,934
Yeah...
439
00:20:43,434 --> 00:20:46,267
Of course you know
what this means, Dan?
440
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:47,901
She's still out there.
441
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:52,133
[Howling]
442
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:06,033
Now all she has to do
is pick up the box...
443
00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,601
Ha ha ha.
444
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:12,200
It'll all be over
in a couple of seconds.
445
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,701
I can't believe
you're doing this to your own wife.
446
00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:17,634
I'm not doing it,
Kathy is.
447
00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:20,767
When it's done
Roseanne'll sleep better.
448
00:21:22,734 --> 00:21:23,801
Ah.
449
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,934
I'll sleep better.
450
00:21:26,934 --> 00:21:29,100
Life will be good--
451
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,300
Or at least normal.
452
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,934
Do you have
the kitten?
453
00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:34,000
I have the kitten.
454
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,734
[Tape]
meow.
455
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,434
Meow.
456
00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:39,133
Meow.
457
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,133
Meow.
458
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,567
O.k., there she is--
459
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,000
Ever vigilant,
ever paranoid.
460
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,834
She spots the bait...
461
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:50,834
Realizing
how lame the trick is...
462
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:52,467
How easy to detect...
463
00:21:55,033 --> 00:21:58,133
Waves of superiority
wash over her.
464
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,367
What now?
465
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,801
One of two things.
466
00:22:01,801 --> 00:22:04,334
Either she won't
open the door or...
467
00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:07,100
[Roseanne]
Becky, it's for you.
468
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,934
Perfect. She gets
even for the snakes.
469
00:22:10,934 --> 00:22:14,934
Jeez, what do you guys
do for thanksgiving around here?
470
00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:17,767
[Door opens]
471
00:22:17,767 --> 00:22:20,734
Oh, look a little kitty.
472
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:27,000
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