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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,005 --> 00:00:01,650 [Betty] Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:03,970 - Dude, what are you doing? - What we've been doing all summer. 3 00:00:04,050 --> 00:00:06,270 My dad is right over there. 4 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,390 Why? 5 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,570 He's the new RROTC instructor. 6 00:00:09,650 --> 00:00:11,300 Welcome, cadets. 7 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:13,740 Excuse me, Major Mason? I'm hoping it's not too late to join? 8 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:16,080 [loudly] Can I get another bartender in here, please? 9 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,410 - Hey, Toby! Toby! I know him. - [grunts] 10 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:20,110 [Josie] Listen up, Andrews, 11 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,620 you are in free fall, and I am not having it. 12 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,700 You broke the code. Turn in your jackets and go. 13 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:26,290 [Toni] Are you serious, Jones? 14 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:28,750 I'm a Serpent by blood. You can't take that away from me. 15 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,930 [Veronica] I think my mom may have hired someone to shoot my father, 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,920 so that she could make a profit from the sale of his drug operation. 17 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,420 We're gonna destroy them before my mom sells everything. 18 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:39,010 [Hermione] What the hell did you do? 19 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,560 My buyer is coming, Veronica, and they are gonna want blood. 20 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,430 [doo-wop music playing] 21 00:00:46,510 --> 00:00:48,780 [Jughead] Riverdale is like Bizarrotown, 22 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:53,230 where murder, mystery, and candy drugs aren't the exception, they're the norm. 23 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:58,030 You forget sometimes that people are still just living their lives. 24 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,950 Doing things as ordinary as getting married. 25 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,450 What do you mean, you don't want a big wedding? 26 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:04,620 Well, we just finalized our divorces, Kevin, 27 00:01:04,630 --> 00:01:06,960 and this is a second marriage for both of us. 28 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,910 And with everything that's going on in Riverdale... 29 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:11,510 Yeah, we just wanna go down to Town Hall and just keep it simple. 30 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,630 If I may? 31 00:01:14,710 --> 00:01:16,180 We fully disagree. 32 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,960 But we're not the ones getting married, 33 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:20,510 so we respect your decision. 34 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,380 As long as you let us throw you 35 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:24,220 an after-party at La Bonne Nuit. 36 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,980 Ah... 37 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:28,400 If there's no wedding reception, it means the Gargoyle King has won. 38 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:33,310 Okay, but a small one. 39 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,700 Fabulous. I'll send out invites today. 40 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,940 - Marcus. - Tom. 41 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:41,490 Cadet Keller, ladies, how are you all doing? 42 00:01:41,570 --> 00:01:43,000 We're good. Thank you. 43 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,370 Actually, we've got some news. 44 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,620 Tom and I are finally tying the knot, 45 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:51,120 and these two are throwing us an after-party downstairs. 46 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,010 You and Moose can be our first invites. 47 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,920 How 'bout it? 48 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,890 I'll... check my calendar, Sierra. 49 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,850 What's his deal? 50 00:02:04,930 --> 00:02:08,900 Marcus and I used to be good friends. We did RROTC together, but we 51 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,270 just grew apart. 52 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:13,690 It's probably the jealousy. 53 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:15,010 Well... 54 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:17,810 Marcus always had a crush on me, as you know, 55 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:19,530 but I only had eyes for you. 56 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:20,950 - Oh, lucky me. - [Sierra chuckles] 57 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:24,280 Mmm. 58 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,450 It feels so good to sleep in a real bed, doesn't it? 59 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:30,030 Far away the rural horrors of tent city. 60 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:34,540 Well, I don't miss the cold or the mud, that's true. But... 61 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:37,880 I don't know, I miss the game, babe. 62 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,260 [cell phones chiming] 63 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,550 Oh, my God. Our SAT scores. 64 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,390 I pray mine are good enough for Highsmith College. 65 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:49,850 The women of my family have gone there for generations. 66 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,020 I don't indent to break Blossom tradition. 67 00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:00,190 Much like desert hearts, my score's not perfect, 68 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:01,480 but it's close. 69 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,950 How'd you fare, T.T.? 70 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:07,070 Flawless. 71 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,920 As I've always known you to be. 72 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:11,740 [Cheryl chuckles] 73 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:16,090 Since you two vigilantes took it upon yourselves to burn all the Fizzle Rocks 74 00:03:16,170 --> 00:03:17,870 that I had already sold, 75 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:20,720 you are gonna come up with the money to pay back what's owed. 76 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:24,260 How are we supposed to do that? 77 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,880 I'd start with the speakeasy's coffers. 78 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,940 We don't make nearly enough to pay off whatever kingpin you're working with, Mom. 79 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,270 Well, then I suggest you get creative, mija. 80 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:34,940 And quickly. 81 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:37,690 The buyer, who has a reputation for being dangerously unhinged, 82 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,840 is on their way to Riverdale, 83 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,950 and they're looking to get paid back in full for the drugs they are not getting. 84 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,400 Who is this buyer? 85 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,450 You don't need to know. 86 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:49,070 They're sending an intermediary. 87 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:53,040 How much money are we talking about, Mrs. Lodge? 88 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:03,640 And suddenly, I'm in an episode of Ozark. 89 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:04,720 No. 90 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,810 But you are in the big leagues now, 91 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,680 and it is time to sink or swim. 92 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:15,140 [Cheryl] Furthermore, I've successfully balanced my duties 93 00:04:15,150 --> 00:04:16,820 as Captain of the River Vixens 94 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:20,490 and president of the student body whilst maintaining a 4.2 GPA, 95 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:24,320 perfect attendance, and achieving an almost perfect SAT score. 96 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:27,900 For these reasons, I believe I'm an exemplary candidate for Highsmith College. 97 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:30,400 Not to mention, I'm legacy. 98 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,830 You are, Ms. Blossom. However, 99 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:37,840 most recently, Highsmith College's Board of Directors have decided it's time to 100 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,920 diversify our student body with women from 101 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,550 outside the alumni pool. 102 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,420 This is a new initiative? 103 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:48,630 I'm afraid so, 104 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,300 but long overdue, don't you agree? 105 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:52,520 Oh! Absolutely. 106 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:56,310 I'm just imagining which board member in particular suddenly developed a conscience. 107 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,610 [both moaning] 108 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:03,820 [exhales] Hey, I need to ask you something. 109 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:05,860 Hey. 110 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,440 - Will you be my date to my dad's wedding? - Kevin... 111 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,040 I know, it's a public event, 112 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,450 and you haven't come out to your dad yet, but maybe it's time? 113 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,870 I mean, how long have we been together? 114 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:17,030 - Since summer started. - So practically forever. 115 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:21,380 And I love the clandestine grope as much as the next gay guy, 116 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:23,330 but we've never even spent a proper night together. 117 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,510 You don't think I want to? 118 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,960 So do it, just talk to your dad. 119 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,460 [door opens] 120 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:30,420 - Dad. - Major Mason. 121 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,840 I told you they were in here, sir. 122 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,060 Cadet Mason, Cadet Keller. 123 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:38,060 The meeting with the Naval Academy recruitment officer is about to start, so, 124 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:39,270 on the double. 125 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,820 I'm sorry, Kev, I can't. 126 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,250 Hey, Sweet Pea. 127 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,160 I hope you don't mind me dropping by like this. 128 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,330 I'm always happy to see you, Josie. 129 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,000 Especially if this is... 130 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:02,830 - A booty call? - [chuckles] 131 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:04,630 Wouldn't be the first one we've had since our summer fling ended. 132 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,210 Well, it's not. 133 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:12,210 Um, I don't know if you've heard, 134 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:14,880 but my mom is getting married to Kevin's dad, 135 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,650 and I wanted to know if you would be my date to the wedding. 136 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:20,650 As your boyfriend? 137 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,940 Does it have to be so official? 138 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:24,940 [sighs] 139 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:27,280 Josie, 140 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,450 I like you. 141 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:32,870 And I would be with you, all in with you, in a second, 142 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:35,540 but you sliding into my life whenever you don't wanna be alone... 143 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,580 I'm not built that way. 144 00:06:38,660 --> 00:06:41,250 Maybe that makes me needy, but I just... 145 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:45,130 I gotta get off this merry-go-round with you. 146 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,350 [jazz music playing] 147 00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:55,050 [scoffs] 148 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:57,310 So, this is the infamous Maple Club. 149 00:06:57,390 --> 00:07:00,140 And no surprise it's as cheap and callow as your efforts 150 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:02,650 to sabotage my admission to your alma mater. 151 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,810 I spoke to the headmistress at Highsmith College. 152 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:08,990 She enlightened me about a certain new policy 153 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:11,770 that seems designed specifically to keep me from attending. 154 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:14,690 I can't think of anyone else who would stoop so low, Mumsy. 155 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:15,740 Care to explain? 156 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,570 [sighs] Cheryl. 157 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:19,570 The hallowed halls of Highsmith 158 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:22,950 shall not be polluted by someone of your 159 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:24,250 alignment. 160 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,160 You are an aberration. 161 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:30,010 And I'm so sure the alumni newsletter would be thrilled to profile 162 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:32,850 a twice-widowed dominatrix with a proclivity for poison. 163 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,090 With the hefty financial gifts I've bestowed upon them over the years, 164 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:37,680 I doubt they would bat an eye. 165 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,350 Now, accept it, Cheryl. 166 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:42,520 This is the price of salt. 167 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,730 Your presence shall not besmirch Highsmith. 168 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:51,030 [Tom chuckles] 169 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:53,370 The charges against you are very serious. 170 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,480 Oh, wow, what do you suggest? 171 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,540 I could request an injunction. 172 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:00,700 [chuckles] I think I'd like to go straight to trial. 173 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:01,750 [both laughing] 174 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,570 Where you going? 175 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:09,080 I am having a little snack, before having my other snack. 176 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,930 [laughing] 177 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:14,300 [gasps] 178 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:16,600 What is it? 179 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,560 "Fair Sierriana, 180 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:32,020 Friar Thomas, 181 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:35,360 congratulations on your upcoming nuptials. 182 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:38,240 If you wish to live to see this blessed event, 183 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:41,530 you must reunite with your Midnight Club to... [gasps] 184 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:44,830 To complete Ascension Night once and for all." 185 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,660 "Tell no one, 186 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:51,470 or your children will pay the price. 187 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:53,970 Best wishes, 188 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,390 The Gargoyle King." 189 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:03,930 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 190 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:07,690 [music playing] 191 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:13,570 Well, someone looks like they could use an epaulette to cry on. 192 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:17,280 I'm not trying to carb-shame you, Kevin, but, 193 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:18,950 whatever's on your mind, it's not worth it. 194 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,070 So, put down the Swizzler 195 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,960 and tell me your tale of woe. 196 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,500 I could use the distraction. 197 00:09:26,370 --> 00:09:28,130 Well, 198 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:31,210 there's this guy, and we've been having problems... 199 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,260 Moose, you mean? 200 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:34,750 Please, I have eyes. 201 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:36,710 I saw you lounging together at my pool party, 202 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:39,760 looking like a community theater production of T he Talented Mr. Ripley. 203 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,980 The Koose ship's been trouble from the gay get-go. 204 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,680 Maybe it's time you move on. 205 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,480 I can't go back to Fox Forest. 206 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:49,480 Oh, sullen, tenderhearted Kevin. 207 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,730 I'm not talking about cruising, 208 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,780 I'm talking about Bumble. 209 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,660 Look. 210 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:02,700 I'm sure you can find a well-adjusted, handsome, out and proud fella here. 211 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,950 That'd be nice. 212 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,670 But I like Moose a lot. 213 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:10,830 I just wish he'd be honest with his dad, so we could date. 214 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,990 You know, openly. 215 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,080 - What's his hang-up? - Major Mason's not 216 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,840 the biggest fan of our persuasion. 217 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,460 It burns me that there are people in this town that still believe 218 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:21,560 that being gay is anything less 219 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:23,230 than rapturous. 220 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,140 Maybe Moose would come out if he liked me more. 221 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:31,600 No. It's not your fault, Kevin. 222 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,440 Your aesthetic may be firmly rooted in the 1950s, 223 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,900 but you're a catch in any decade. 224 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:38,690 As for the object of your affection, 225 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:42,740 maybe he just needs the subtlest of nudges? 226 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:47,750 A bulldozer wouldn't be enough. 227 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:51,370 Attention, students, it's time for the daily announcements. 228 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:54,760 As Riverdale High's first openly lesbian Student Body President, 229 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:56,960 I'm announcing the launch of a new club, 230 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,410 an LGBTQIA Alliance, 231 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:02,720 with the mission to find and support our fellow queer and questioning students. 232 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,970 In that spirit, 233 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:07,050 this week's blind item will be on theme. 234 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:11,310 A certain oh-so-hunky, all-American RROTC cadet 235 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,770 is afraid to come out of the closet. 236 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:17,570 Well, let's show this cadet that Riverdale High is welcoming, 237 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:20,570 so and his Broadway-loving boyfriend can finally PDA 238 00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:23,860 like the other sex-crazed couples dwelling amongst us. 239 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:26,790 Also, for lunch today we're having Shepherd's Pie. Thank you. 240 00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:32,250 [Moose] Did you put Cheryl up to that? 241 00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:35,420 What, her not-so-blind item? Of course not. 242 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,380 I'm opposed to publicly outing people unless they're conservative politicians. 243 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:40,800 Have people guessed it's you? 244 00:11:41,170 --> 00:11:42,140 No. 245 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,470 - I don't know. Maybe. - Moose, 246 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,220 putting aside what Cheryl did, 247 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,450 we've been together for a while now, and 248 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:53,430 I can't keep playing Brokeback Riverdale with someone who's in the closet. 249 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,890 Either you come out to your dad or, 250 00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:58,400 I'm sorry, but we're breaking up. 251 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,950 Either way, I'll respect your decision. 252 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,910 What the hell were you thinking? 253 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:17,960 Just now? About the sweet, sweet revenge I'm gonna get on Mumsy. 254 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,300 Hopefully with a little help from you and your trusty camera, 255 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:21,710 O shutterbug of my dreams. 256 00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:24,300 - You just outed Moose. - No, I didn't. 257 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:27,810 It was a blind item, Toni. For all anyone knows, I wasn't ever referring to him. 258 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,090 Moose's father could have heard that announcement. 259 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:31,550 Oh, my God, is this our first fight? 260 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:34,600 Cheryl, get some perspective! 261 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:38,270 Did you know that my uncle hated the fact that I dated girls? 262 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,400 That's why the Serpents were so important to me. 263 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,330 They were like my nonjudgmental family. 264 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,250 And now I don't have them. 265 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,830 Toni, I'm sorry. 266 00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:54,620 - I didn't realize... - Of course you didn't. 267 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,670 Because you're too busy being Cheryl, 268 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:59,170 causing chaos regardless of the consequences. 269 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:03,340 Look, babe, I get that you're mad at your mom, 270 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,460 and you're pissed that you're not going to some hoity-toity college 271 00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:07,300 that I could never get into or afford... 272 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,890 - If it's about money... - Cheryl, just stop and listen to me! 273 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,900 Highsmith College was your legacy. 274 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,110 The Serpents were mine. 275 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,240 Now they're not. 276 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,280 Toni, I'll... 277 00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:27,030 I'll fix this. 278 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,660 - What part? - All of it. 279 00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:33,870 You are the most important person in my life. 280 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:38,750 I'll do whatever it takes to make all these things right. 281 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:41,880 But I may need your help. 282 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:51,980 [door opening] 283 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,180 Josie, hey. 284 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,520 - Archie, hey. - Am I interrupting? 285 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,390 Just practicing. 286 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,060 There's a recruiter from Julliard 287 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:06,520 holding local auditions and my slot's this afternoon. 288 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,740 Well, if you're nervous, don't be. You're gonna kill it. 289 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,410 Ha! If could even get there. 290 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,660 It's at Seaside, and I just assumed 291 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,830 that Sweet Pea would give me a ride, 292 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,790 but I didn't even get a chance to ask him. 293 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:20,800 Sweet Pea? 294 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,670 Wait, are you guys... 295 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,760 No, I ended it, so that I could focus on my music. 296 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,600 Which is what I always do. 297 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:29,680 Stay focused. 298 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:34,340 So much so that I've pushed everyone away. 299 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,440 And I can't ask my mom for a ride because 300 00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:38,940 she doesn't even know that I have this audition. 301 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,270 Because if she knew, and I didn't do well at it, 302 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,860 she'd start asking me about my backup plans, which I don't have. 303 00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,120 Let me take you. 304 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,330 I got the jalopy. 305 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:54,620 Really? 306 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,280 Absolutely. 307 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,080 Just remember this moment though, when you're accepting your 308 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,500 Best New Artist Grammy, okay? 309 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,800 Okay. 310 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,630 [Reggie] What's up, Ronnie? 311 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,640 We're dead. 312 00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:11,140 We're officially dead. 313 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,810 That, or we're about to have our kneecaps broken, 314 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,470 courtesy of whoever this mystery buyer is. 315 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,190 Does that really happen? 316 00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:22,060 I've combined my liquid funds from Pop's and La Bonne Nuit. 317 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,600 We're not even a quarter of the way there. 318 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,490 Is robbing banks still a thing? 319 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:31,650 Although the thought of being Bonnie to your Clyde is intriguing, 320 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:35,320 banks have round-the-clock security guards with guns. 321 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,910 Yeah, but if they're anything like my dad's lame-ass security guards... 322 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,210 [sighs] 323 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,170 Holy crap! I'm a genius. 324 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,460 My dad keeps cash in his safe at the dealership. 325 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,180 Enough to make up the difference probably. 326 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,340 I'm not gonna let you steal from your own family. 327 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:54,130 That dealership is my legacy, so technically, 328 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:56,090 I'd be borrowing money from my future self. 329 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:59,850 And everything is insured, so my dad will get a sweet payout. 330 00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:03,320 Which is more than he deserves for all the shiners he's given me over the years. 331 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,070 This is lunacy. 332 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:14,660 But it might be inspired lunacy. 333 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:18,870 How would we get it all done? 334 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:21,530 My dad's security guard is only on duty at night, 335 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,330 after closing. So, 336 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,550 I'd hit the lot during the day, probably lunchtime, 337 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:30,830 when my dad is usually at Pop's with a customer, 338 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:33,500 trying to close a sale. 339 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,710 You could wear a Gargoyle mask, 340 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,630 so as not to get recognized. 341 00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:40,180 And I, of course, would come with you, 342 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,180 as we're in this mess together. 343 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,400 You can be my baby driver. 344 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,240 Just, please, don't scratch my car. 345 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:49,820 Okay? 346 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:00,610 So we all received letters then, 347 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,120 to finish Ascension Night? 348 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,030 This was taped to my trailer. 349 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,250 Mine came to the dealership. 350 00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,660 Thought you caught the Gargoyle King, FP? 351 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:10,670 Tall Boy was using the game as a cover to deal drugs, 352 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,170 but he wasn't the one running around, 353 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,600 setting up chalices back when we were in high school. 354 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:19,100 We're not really taking this seriously, are we? 355 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:22,440 I think we have to assume that this is real, if only for our kids' sake. 356 00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:24,100 And then what? 357 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,760 I mean, we're just supposed to leave them home alone all night 358 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,770 while we run around pretending to be teenagers again? 359 00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:30,690 May I remind you what happened last Ascension Night? 360 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,400 Someone ended up dead. 361 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,950 We don't have any choice in the matter. 362 00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:39,190 We all know why this is happening again, and now. 363 00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:43,790 Two members of the original Midnight Club are daring to get married, 364 00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,260 to be happy, 365 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:49,120 and the Gargoyle King, whoever or whatever he is, 366 00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:53,130 wants to destroy that. He is a vicious and petty god, 367 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,710 and if we don't finish the game now, 368 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:58,470 the Gargoyle King is never gonna leave us alone. 369 00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:01,050 Yeah, maybe if we do this, we catch the son of a bitch. 370 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,130 There's only one problem... 371 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,190 The letter says we all have to participate. 372 00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,820 I'll talk to Hiram. 373 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,390 All right, well, it's settled then. 374 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,860 We finish the game we started. 375 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:30,880 [woman] Name. 376 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,470 Josephine McCoy. 377 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,680 All right, then. 378 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,550 Whenever you're ready. 379 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:47,650 [exhales deeply] 380 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,490 [gun firing] 381 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,580 [starts engine] 382 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:08,830 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 383 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:14,380 - Oh, my God, Reggie, were you shot? - Yeah. 384 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,960 I got the money, but turns out there was security after all. 385 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,550 - Well, are you okay... - Drive! Drive! 386 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,430 [tires screeching] 387 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,470 [Cheryl] Thanks for your help, Toni. 388 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,510 Just remember your promise to me. 389 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:31,270 Don't worry, babe, I have a mega plan, and this is only step one. 390 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:37,410 Operation Fifty Shades of Blackmail is underway. 391 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:41,120 [camera clicking] 392 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,620 What in God's name are you Jezebels doing here? 393 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:52,240 Whatever mad, Sapphic caper you're on, 394 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,210 I won't have you jeopardize my thriving business. 395 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,540 Step down from the Highsmith College Board 396 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,540 and revoke your ban on my admittance, 397 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:02,800 or we'll go public with these photos of your sorry clientele. 398 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:07,760 [scoffs] I am far from ashamed of my work, Cheryl. 399 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:11,440 Need I remind you that blackmail is 400 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,980 far more illegal than anything that goes on at the Maple Club, 401 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,800 all of which is consensual. 402 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:21,060 How will your clients feel once we publish their names and photos? 403 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,230 Don't test us, Mumsy. 404 00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,750 We know how to dominate too. 405 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:28,960 [Archie] Did it come through? 406 00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:31,070 - [Josie] Um... - Come on, what's it say? 407 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:34,170 "Unfortunately, we are 408 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:39,710 unable to invite you to callbacks this year." 409 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,450 I'm sorry, Josie. 410 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:45,630 I know I'm biased, Archie, but I think I killed that audition. 411 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,640 I sang my heart out, 412 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,810 and it still wasn't enough. 413 00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:52,810 Then, they're crazy. 414 00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:55,570 - They don't deserve you. - I've given so much to this, 415 00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,890 and all along I've been saying, 416 00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:01,900 "It's okay, it'll be worth it." 417 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:06,660 I've built up so many walls to focus on this one thing, and now... 418 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,910 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 419 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,710 - And I'm alone. - Hey... 420 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,120 - you're not alone. - I am. 421 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,590 I can't even get a date to my mom's wedding. 422 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:22,290 That speaks volumes. 423 00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:23,670 I'll do it. 424 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,920 What? Be my date? 425 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,560 I've been alone these last few months, 426 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,010 either literally 427 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:35,020 or feeling like I'm from Mars, and it sucks. 428 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,470 Yeah. 429 00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:39,240 So, maybe I can help you feel a little less alone. 430 00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:41,520 Okay. 431 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,020 [Reggie] I can't believe I was shot. 432 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,980 You sure you don't wanna go to a doctor, Reggie? 433 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:48,280 Nah, it's just a graze. 434 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,820 Besides, now I can say I've been shot. 435 00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,490 Except you can't, since we want everyone to believe 436 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:57,380 that the Gargoyle gang robbed your father's dealership. 437 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,840 Right. Right. 438 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,880 Okay. 439 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,040 Let's see how much money we just comped. 440 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,390 And pray it's enough. 441 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,770 [grunts] 442 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:13,970 What? A dye pack? 443 00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:16,190 Oh, hell. We're screwed. 444 00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:22,820 [school bell ringing] 445 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,990 I did it. I told my dad. 446 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:30,500 What? You did? How'd it go? 447 00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:33,000 He was quiet and weird at first, 448 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,700 but then okay, I think. 449 00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:38,040 We went to Pop's afterwards and got chicken pot pie. 450 00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:39,700 Which is a good sign, right? 451 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,460 I am so proud of you, Moose. 452 00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:43,630 Does that mean you'll be my date to the wedding? 453 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,850 Yeah. And more importantly, 454 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,010 I think we should do it. Spend the night together. 455 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,050 Only question is where? 456 00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:55,560 Don't worry. I know the perfect spot where no one will interrupt us. 457 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,360 Well, in a fortuitous turn of events, Ms. Blossom, 458 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,520 Highsmith College's policy not to admit legacy candidates 459 00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:07,270 has been reconsidered. So, we may proceed with our interview. 460 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:08,980 Respectfully, Headmistress Patricia, 461 00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:11,950 I know you only perform a limited number of these one-on-ones. 462 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,710 With my qualifications, 463 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:16,710 legacy status or not, I'm obviously a shoo-in. 464 00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:18,950 Therefore, I'd like to cede my time to another 465 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:21,420 unquestionably worthy candidate. 466 00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:24,550 Ms. Antoinette Topaz, 467 00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:27,790 future photojournalist and Nobel Peace Prize recipient. 468 00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:30,390 It's a pleasure to meet you, Headmistress. 469 00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:31,890 Knock 'em dead, babe. 470 00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:34,510 And remember, this is only step two. 471 00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:37,400 Uh, yes, please. Have a seat. 472 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:40,020 - Do you have your portfolio with you? - [Toni] Yes, I do. 473 00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:42,650 Whoever you are, please be chill. 474 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,080 Oh, great. More teenagers. 475 00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:06,260 Here's your money. Or as much as we could get of it. 476 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,260 Veronica Lodge, I presume? 477 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:26,020 I can't believe your mom sent you out here to sort out her mess. 478 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:29,190 Hey, I know she's cutthroat but, man, that's cold as ice. 479 00:24:29,270 --> 00:24:31,280 Sorry, are we supposed to know you? 480 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,780 I'm Gladys Jones. 481 00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:35,790 You might know my kid, 482 00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:36,830 Jughead? 483 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,870 - What? - Seriously? 484 00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:41,950 You're Jughead's mom? 485 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,460 Mrs. Jones, if you could give us a little more time, 486 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,800 I know we can get you the rest of the money. 487 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,340 Just please don't break our kneecaps. 488 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,570 I gotta say, 489 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,970 I do admire the fact that you two came out here knowing you were short. 490 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,260 Shows you know how to take responsibility. 491 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:00,520 Look at the two of you. 492 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,300 [laughs] 493 00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,930 You kind of remind me a little bit of me and FP back in the day. 494 00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:07,650 So, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna be sticking around for a while. 495 00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:10,980 So, I will take your money, but I'm gonna have to charge you a fee, 496 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,870 because I'm gonna need to get it laundered. 497 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:15,860 - Every which way. - Understood. 498 00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:18,700 And then, we'll figure out a payment plan for the rest. 499 00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:21,750 But, in exchange, you're gonna lend me those sweet wheels. 500 00:25:23,550 --> 00:25:25,250 Not Bella. 501 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,340 Please, Mrs. Jones, Reggie loves that car. 502 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:32,090 Then I'll make sure I take real good care of her. 503 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,670 Oh, wait, one more thing. Just as a favor, 504 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:37,350 don't tell Jughead about our business. 505 00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:40,350 I mean, if you do, I'm gonna have to tell 506 00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:44,400 Hiram about his missus going behind his back for a cut, 507 00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:46,610 and that'd be bad for all of us. 508 00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:51,200 [Cheryl] Greetings, Moose. 509 00:25:51,270 --> 00:25:53,070 What the hell, Cheryl? What do you what? 510 00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:56,540 To apologize. 511 00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:59,330 Outing you was wrong 512 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:03,210 for so many reasons. 513 00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:06,000 It's a personal decision that I shouldn't have taken from you. 514 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:07,750 I'm sorry. 515 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:13,390 Apology accepted. 516 00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:16,600 And that's step three. Bon appetit. 517 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,390 Cheryl? 518 00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:21,730 I'm not saying what you did was right, 519 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,850 but it kind of turned out okay. 520 00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:26,110 I'm out to my dad now. 521 00:26:26,810 --> 00:26:28,320 And Kevin and I, we... 522 00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:30,890 We're finally gonna do it. 523 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,240 Tonight, in some secret bunker. 524 00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:34,240 Well, well, well, Moose. 525 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,320 In that case, I'd bring a fresh set of sheets, if I were you. 526 00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:39,240 A lot of people have had sex on that cot. 527 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,480 [FP] Feels like we never left. 528 00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:09,770 'Cause we never did. 529 00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:11,940 All right, the Gargoyle King wants us to finish Ascension Night, 530 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,950 so we better start by finding the chalices, 531 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:17,120 then we flip for our fates and drink up. Game over. 532 00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:18,380 You want us to drink poison? 533 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:20,830 Not quite. Penelope, did you bring them? 534 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,450 The antidote to cyanide. 535 00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:28,790 Drink it now, you'll be inoculated for the next several hours. 536 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,420 Oh, come on. 537 00:27:40,970 --> 00:27:43,220 [all grunt] 538 00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:46,010 All right, let's get these chalices and get this over with. 539 00:27:46,090 --> 00:27:47,480 Should we wait for the Lodges? 540 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,890 We're already here, Sierra. 541 00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:51,600 Friends, good to see you again. 542 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,810 Although I'm certain not all of you feel the same way. 543 00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,270 Well, I sure as hell don't. 544 00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:57,820 But we're here on a mission, so let's get after it. 545 00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:08,290 [romantic pop music playing] 546 00:28:11,910 --> 00:28:14,670 I know. Candles, it's dumb. 547 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,170 Nah, I get it. 548 00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:33,530 Girl's bathroom is clear. 549 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,350 That's where I found the chalices before. 550 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,650 - Did you check the trophy case? - Yeah, we did. Nothing. 551 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,030 We searched the student lounge, 552 00:28:39,110 --> 00:28:40,610 the closet where we found Featherhead... 553 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,200 Second floor is clear. 554 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,200 - So is the cafeteria. - And the library. 555 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,490 I don't understand. The objective was simple. 556 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,490 Return to school, find the chalices, finish the game. 557 00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:50,750 What aren't we seeing? 558 00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:54,670 Wait a minute, where's Penelope? 559 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:56,420 [Penelope screaming] 560 00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:06,220 Penelope, what is it? 561 00:29:09,970 --> 00:29:11,730 The hell does it mean? 562 00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:14,390 It's a prank, and we've been played. 563 00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:15,440 Or... 564 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:18,610 it's just another iteration of the game. 565 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,440 And what the Gargoyle King wanted all along, 566 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,410 to distract us 567 00:29:24,490 --> 00:29:26,200 - and lure us away from... - Our kids. 568 00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:31,960 - [strumming guitar] - [cell phones buzzing] 569 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:39,090 - Mom? - Hey, Dad. 570 00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:41,380 - Josie, where are you? - I'm rehearsing with Archie. 571 00:29:41,390 --> 00:29:44,680 - What's going on? - Archie, lock the doors, do not let anybody in the house. 572 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,560 It's locked, Dad. What's wrong? 573 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,810 [cell phones ringing] 574 00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:54,470 - Crap, it's my dad. - My mom's calling me, too. 575 00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:55,980 Do you think he knows about the dealership? 576 00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:00,030 - Mom? - What's up, Dad? 577 00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:05,280 [cell phones buzzing] 578 00:30:07,450 --> 00:30:09,000 - It's my dad. - It's my mom. 579 00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:12,790 - Hi, Mom. - Hello? 580 00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:14,000 - Jughead... - Betty, where are you? 581 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:17,300 [cell phone buzzing] 582 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:20,300 It's my hateful mother. 583 00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:23,290 - Why are you calling, night hag? - Cheryl, just do what I say. 584 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,470 Keep your bow close. 585 00:30:24,550 --> 00:30:25,970 Josie is with Archie at Fred's. 586 00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:29,130 - Veronica's with Reggie. - Kevin's not picking up. 587 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:32,730 Cheryl, you don't know where the Keller boy is, do you? 588 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:35,650 [Kevin] It's funny. 589 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,650 Part of me thought this was never gonna happen. 590 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,900 I'm glad it did. 591 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,820 [door opening] 592 00:30:47,830 --> 00:30:50,320 Betty, if that's you, I reserved the bunker for tonight. 593 00:30:50,330 --> 00:30:52,410 [footsteps approaching] 594 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,540 Betty! 595 00:30:59,990 --> 00:31:01,170 What the hell is this? 596 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,050 - Who are you guys? - What are doing? 597 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,880 Say something! 598 00:31:09,830 --> 00:31:12,100 - [Moose] Let go of me! Get your hand off me. - Oh, my God. No! 599 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,440 Oh, my God, Moose, no! 600 00:31:19,890 --> 00:31:21,070 [Moose panting] 601 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:25,200 Oh, my God. 602 00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:28,120 What do you want? 603 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,110 [both grunt] 604 00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:32,080 Please. Please, let us go. 605 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,370 They want us to flip for our fate. 606 00:31:35,450 --> 00:31:36,710 We're not doing that. 607 00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:39,090 We're not playing your sick game, okay? 608 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,090 If we don't, they'll kill us. 609 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,850 - I'll go first. I'll go first! - No, Kev... 610 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,470 Is this what you want? Will this make you happy? 611 00:32:06,410 --> 00:32:08,490 - [police siren wails] - [officer] Drop the weapons! 612 00:32:10,990 --> 00:32:12,820 - Don't move! Don't move! - Dad! 613 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:13,950 [Kevin panting] 614 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,370 They're from the RROTC? 615 00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:21,670 What? Why? 616 00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:26,300 Dad? 617 00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:35,050 [FP] Let's cut to the bone, Mason. 618 00:32:35,130 --> 00:32:36,640 Are you the Gargoyle King? 619 00:32:37,850 --> 00:32:40,640 There was no poison in those chalices. 620 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,770 I was just... 621 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,270 scaring them. 622 00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:46,490 Right. Scaring them straight? 623 00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:52,530 You set out to abduct and terrorize your own kid. 624 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,830 How'd you talk your cadets into helping? 625 00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:58,950 I made it a quest. 626 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,960 The Gargoyle King told them their brothers needed help. 627 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,960 When you are weak, I am weak. 628 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,960 The RROTC was the same way 629 00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:09,970 when Tom Keller and I were in high school. 630 00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:13,260 Back then, us cadets did everything together, 631 00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:16,810 and no one was closer than me and my best friend, 632 00:33:16,890 --> 00:33:18,480 Tommy Keller. 633 00:33:18,550 --> 00:33:20,480 Until I tried to kiss him. 634 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,870 Marcus... 635 00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:24,810 When my parents found out about my inclinations, 636 00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:27,860 they sent me to the Sisters, to get help for my... 637 00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:31,110 weakness of character. 638 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:33,440 That's where I first met the King, 639 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,500 and where I started playing Gryphons and Gargoyles, 640 00:33:36,570 --> 00:33:41,500 which I later learned Tommy played too with his Midnight Club. 641 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:44,670 The Sisters cured me of impure thoughts. 642 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:50,090 I became strong, as I have been all these years. 643 00:33:53,010 --> 00:33:55,670 But then, I heard Tom and Sierra were getting married 644 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,130 just as my own son Moose 645 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:01,020 told me he was seeing Tom's boy, 646 00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:04,020 who looks just like Tommy did. 647 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,360 When I... 648 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,480 You wanted... 649 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,410 to destroy what you couldn't have. 650 00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:18,110 The Sisters scared you 651 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,750 with the Gargoyle King, so you thought you'd do the same... 652 00:34:22,210 --> 00:34:24,080 to Moose and Kevin. 653 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,300 Man, the Sisters did a number on you. 654 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,460 Tall Boy was using the costume to sell drugs, 655 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:39,220 but Major Mason was using it to, what, scare his kid? 656 00:34:39,230 --> 00:34:42,900 We keep taking down Gargoyle Kings, and they keep popping up again. 657 00:34:42,970 --> 00:34:44,900 It's like playing Whac-A-Mole. 658 00:34:44,970 --> 00:34:46,570 Yeah, but the true Gargoyle King, 659 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,820 if there even is an ur-King, is still at large. 660 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:51,810 [Jellybean] Daddy? 661 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:52,900 - Jellybelly? - What? 662 00:34:52,910 --> 00:34:54,320 [FP exclaiming] 663 00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:58,740 I'm sorry I was such a jerk last time. 664 00:34:58,820 --> 00:35:00,830 No, that's all right, sweetheart. It's okay. 665 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,040 - Nice hat. - You, too. 666 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,590 Hey, Jughead. 667 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,750 Hey, FP. 668 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,930 Hi. 669 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,920 What are you guys doing here? 670 00:35:16,930 --> 00:35:19,810 I think what you meant to say is, "Welcome home." 671 00:35:21,290 --> 00:35:23,760 We're always happy to see you, Gladys. 672 00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:26,110 Just, uh, wish you had called 673 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,850 and told us you were coming to visit. 674 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,490 Visit? Nah, me and JB are here to stay awhile. 675 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,790 [Gladys chuckling] 676 00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:47,450 [Josie] In the end, our folks got the wedding they wanted. 677 00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:50,330 The four of us, at Town Hall. 678 00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:53,000 They said it didn't feel right having a party 679 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,970 after everything. 680 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,700 So, what now? 681 00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:02,340 Well, after everything that Kevin and Moose just went through, 682 00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:04,600 not getting into Julliard doesn't seem like 683 00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:07,180 such a big deal. 684 00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:09,900 Honestly, I... I don't know. 685 00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:12,940 Just take it day by day. 686 00:36:12,950 --> 00:36:15,400 That's what I'm doing, too. 687 00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:18,910 And the bummer is, I was gonna suggest we sing together, Josie. 688 00:36:21,490 --> 00:36:22,660 So, why can't we? 689 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:32,090 ♪ I always wanted to see the lights of Broadway ♪ 690 00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:37,760 ♪ I always wanted to hear the traffic roar ♪ 691 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:43,550 ♪ I always wanted to be a part of New York City's great big heart ♪ 692 00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:50,010 ♪ And now I am I couldn't ask for more ♪ 693 00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:52,930 ♪ People like us We get through the day ♪ 694 00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,950 ♪ Survive in the city way better than most ♪ 695 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:59,070 ♪ We go through the motions from nightcap to nightcap ♪ 696 00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:02,120 ♪ Here but not here With the heart of a ghost ♪ 697 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,070 ♪ People like us We meet up some night ♪ 698 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,410 ♪ In a room full of strangers who call themselves friends ♪ 699 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:11,240 ♪ It feels like a dream But it's too hard to tell ♪ 700 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,250 ♪ Where the dream begins and the real world ends ♪ 701 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,960 ♪ And where ♪ 702 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:24,180 ♪ Where do we belong? ♪ 703 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,970 I'm glad it was too late to cancel the cake. 704 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:31,310 It's beautiful. 705 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,900 You're beautiful. 706 00:37:36,990 --> 00:37:38,660 I love you, Sierra. 707 00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:41,030 I love you, Tommy. 708 00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:44,370 [Moose] I can't stay, Kev. 709 00:37:44,450 --> 00:37:48,080 I just... I came to tell you that. 710 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,200 I'm, uh, I'm moving to Glendale to stay with my aunt. 711 00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:54,340 Moose, your friends are here, and I'm here, 712 00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:56,330 - and you can live with any of us. - Kevin... 713 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,800 I... 714 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,390 I can't live here. 715 00:38:02,870 --> 00:38:04,430 At least not for a little while. 716 00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:15,900 [Kevin crying] 717 00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:22,190 I'm gonna miss you, Marmaduke. 718 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:23,740 I'm gonna miss you, Kevin Keller. 719 00:38:44,870 --> 00:38:47,390 It's so messed up what Major Mason did. 720 00:38:47,470 --> 00:38:51,010 It's the Sisters' conversion therapy. It twisted his soul. 721 00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:54,230 Well, I'm glad we got you out of that hellhole when we did. 722 00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:57,070 I'll never forget the day you saved me, T.T. 723 00:38:57,140 --> 00:38:59,240 And, since you've done so much for me, 724 00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:01,310 I wanted to do something for you. 725 00:39:01,390 --> 00:39:03,780 Call it step four. 726 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,830 What's this? 727 00:39:09,910 --> 00:39:12,030 A gang. If you want it. 728 00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:14,950 You said you were missing having the Serpents as a family, 729 00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:19,410 so I found some other girls who were looking for support or community, 730 00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:22,590 or just good old-fashioned fisticuffs, 731 00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:26,810 and I thought maybe, we could start a new family? 732 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,100 Cheryl, this is the most badass 733 00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:36,190 and romantic thing you've ever done. 734 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,680 [girl clears throat] 735 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,780 Uh... Do we have a name yet? 736 00:39:40,850 --> 00:39:42,700 How about 737 00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:46,910 the Pretty Poisons? 738 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,160 Pretty by day, poison by night. 739 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,910 I love it. 740 00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:55,460 [Hermione] You said you have an update for me? 741 00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:57,790 Yeah, but first... 742 00:39:57,870 --> 00:40:01,170 You could have told us that the secret buyer was Jughead's mom. 743 00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:05,210 Wait, Gladys showed up? 744 00:40:05,290 --> 00:40:08,300 [sighs] I assumed that she would have sent one of her deputies 745 00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:09,640 scurrying up from Toledo. 746 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,480 Nope. And about Toledo, Mom, 747 00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:15,650 I've got some news for you. 748 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:18,270 I don't think Gladys is leaving anytime soon. 749 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:23,350 Everything's going just how you said, Mom. 750 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,660 I've got Dad wrapped around my pinky. 751 00:40:25,730 --> 00:40:27,320 You're his weakness, baby. 752 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:32,620 Which means, we got the whole town, JB. 753 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,000 Your old man's the sheriff, 754 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,910 the mayor owes us serious cash. Hell, 755 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,910 even her daughter's working for me now. 756 00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:43,000 Oh, yeah, 757 00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:45,370 we moved to the right place at the right time. 758 00:40:45,450 --> 00:40:46,800 I could feel it. 759 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,420 ♪ Where ♪ 760 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:55,100 ♪ Where do we belong? ♪ 761 00:41:02,010 --> 00:41:03,030 Archie... 762 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:06,700 Can I kiss you? 763 00:41:20,983 --> 00:41:24,236 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 58612

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