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Pull over,
and exit your vehicle
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With your hands in the air!
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Pull over, and--
Oh, son of a bitch.
4
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He's ditching!
He's ditching!
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Freeze, motherfucker!
Goddamn it! I lost him!
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Talk to me!
Talk to me, people.
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You have a 20 on him?
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Man: he's in the back
of the house.
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He's running through
the backyard.
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OK, lieutenant,
turn right. Turn right.
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This way?
That--That way?
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Stage--My left or my right?
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Your right.
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Stage right!
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Suspect is entering
the property...
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Talk to me!
Come on, motherfuckers!
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You're the one with
the fucking view, dumb ass!
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You got him. Go!
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This way? Right here?
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He's right on
the other side of that door.
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Go, go, go!
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Yes or no?
Yes or no, dumb ass?
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Yes, lieutenant.
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Gaah!
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Yeah, who's the fucking
dumb ass now?
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Son of a bitch.
Goddamn it!
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[Tires screech]
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Come on.
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They all have guns!
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Whoo hoo!
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Ow!
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Push them together?
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Sheriffs department!
Off your bike.
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Oh! God!
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[All talking at once]
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Aah!
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[Siren]
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MTV networks
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Dangle: good morning, gang.
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Oh. Hey, the--The people
who make our new ammunition...
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Um... it's coming in from China.
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So basically, they've said,
be patient with it.
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If it don't go,
you just shake it out of the gun.
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Shake it. Shake it.
Shake it.
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Shake it out of the gun,
it'll fall out.
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I don't why this would
ever come up,
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But they also said,
never, ever, ever
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Put our new ammunition
in your mouth.
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Ever.
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Williams: Trudy?
My bad.
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Um... as you know,
they're removing all the asbestos
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Out of the station,
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Which apparently made up
80% to 85% of the infrastructure.
54
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I actually heard
the cafeteria trays were made of asbestos.
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The trays were also
made of asbestos.
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Um, they said,
within the next 5, 6 days,
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It'll all be removed,
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Uh, we can go back
to the station,
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And meanwhile,
we'll be operating out of, uh...
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Captain Crabby's
shrimp wharf here.
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Everybody get
their settlement check?
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71 bucks.
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Whoo!
Yeah.
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Not bad, huh?
Not bad.
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The, uh--The new rape kits
are in metric.
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That's why we can't
figure them out.
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Oh no.
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They are in metric,
so here's the thing--
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What's in a rape kit?
Like, a gag and chloroform?
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Hey, Bernie.
Thanks.
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I just don't mean
to interrupt.
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Mmm.
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We really appreciate
you guys being here. Sure.
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If you could just
cut out the foul language.
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The language.
Sure, sure, sure, absolutely.
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And hey,
and it's Bernie?
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Mm-Hmm, Bernie, yeah.
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Um... did we establish
that we are all on separate checks?
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Yeah, separate checks.
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Separate checks.
Great. Awesome.
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Thanks a lot.
Thanks, Bernie. Mm-Hmm.
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Junior: oh, come on.
Come on, man.
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Don't make a difference
for me. I'm free.
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What--What did you
get there, Jack?
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This is
the "bet you can't."
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This is the first
of 5 plates.
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If you can eat 7 pounds
of fried seafood, it's free.
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Hey, Jim,
smell my fingers. It smells like vag.
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It's just crab.
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It smells exactly
like vag.
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Smells like
crab vag.
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We are on, uh,
special assignment
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For the state's attorney's
office,
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Uh, picking up convicted
serial murderer Calvin Robin Tomlinson.
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Uh, I guess he cut
some kind of deal
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With the state's
attorney's office.
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Uh, if he shows us
where the body of his last victim is buried.
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I guess he gets
a reduced sentence.
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[Buzzer]
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Man: prisoners walking!
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I don't think
that's right,
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I don't, either,
but...
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We want to help
the family bury their loved one.
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So what are
you gonna do?
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Keep both eyes
on this psychopath at all times, all right?
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He's slippery.
I certainly will.
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I'm literally slippery.
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Don't try to
humor me, sir.
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Don't engage me.
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Don't humor me, and
don't engage me, sir.
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OK!
Ready to go?
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Shotgun!
Heh heh heh!
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Yes.
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Shotgun, seriously.
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I would like to ride
in the front seat.
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No.
Please?
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No, sir. You will
not ride shotgun in the vehicle.
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Take me back.
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No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Mr. Tomlinson? OK.
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If you ride
in the front,
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Will you show us
where the body is,
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Very quickly,
please?
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Yes, I will.
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Fine. You can
ride shotgun.
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Thank you, mustache.
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Don't call me
mustache.
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Freeze!
Sheriff's department!
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Sir,
don't make me do this!
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[Gunshots]
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Freeze! Freeze!
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Sir!
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Damn it! Damn it!
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He's jacking
that car!
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Don't do that!
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Don't--Goddamn it.
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[Yelling in Italian]
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Hey! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
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Whoa!
Sheriff's department!
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We need this van!
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We have to commandeer
your vehicle!
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We have to commandeer
this vehicle!
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Need you to follow
that car!
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Woman:
this is exciting.
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Pull over!
Sheriff's department!
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Well, it looks like
we've been commandeered
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By the Reno
sheriff's department.
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Isn't this exciting?
Oh!
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[Speaking Japanese]
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Deputy Rizzo.
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Oh! This is exciting.
He knows Japanese.
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We are a very
multicultural city.
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On the left,
you'll see our bowling hall of fame. Yes!
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I bowled a perfect
game one time.
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That's exciting!
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Right here on the right
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Is where they used to
hold divorces.
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Before 1950, this was
the only place you could really get a divorce.
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Right here,
this is the mayor's house.
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Mayor Hernandez--
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He was not indicted
on those charges,
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Contrary to popular belief.
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Oh, god!
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If you look--
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[All screaming]
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Yeah. Uh-Huh.
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How's everybody
doing?
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That was fun, huh?
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Yeah!
Thank you.
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Mr. Tomlinson?
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The sky is
so beautifully...
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This is not
a sightseeing trip.
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This is not
a sightseeing trip.
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This is not a trip
to Legoland.
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We are not going to
Legoland today.
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Do you
understand me?
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Do you
understand me?
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Yes. I understand
what you're saying.
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Are you listening
to me?
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What does that mean,
two fingers...
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I mean,
look at my eyes.
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Is that listening
or looking?
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Because you--
You're talking listening,
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And then you're
pointing at your eyes.
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Listen and look
at me!
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Your only job
today...
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Yes!
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Is to take you
to the body.
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Take me to the body.
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I completely understand.
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North, south,
east, west--
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Where am I going?
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OK. One quick pit stop.
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I need a delicious
frozen slushy fountain beverage,
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And then we'll go
straight to the body.
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Oh, hell, no.
No.
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One quick stop,
7 minutes.
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Hell and no.
I agree with Williams on this.
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Hell and no.
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Take me back to jail
immediately.
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I'm already riding
in the back.
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Take me back to jail!
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If... I buy you
a fountain slushy,
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You will show us
where the body is, correct?
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I'm finding it
difficult to concentrate.
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Because of the weapon?
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No, because your hand,
it's touching my shoulder.
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$115,000 damage
to automobiles.
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That's right.
210
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Ran over stop signs.
Sure did.
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Broke a storefront
window. Yep.
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3 Japanese tourists
have whiplash,
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00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:08,192
And we're getting sued
by the tour company.
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It's a goddamn team.
Work like a team member.
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I got the mayor
breathing down my throat.
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I got the commissioner
asking me to take your badge.
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Oh, fuck the mayor.
Fuck the commissioner.
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No, you know what?
Fuck you, Rizzo!
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Fuck you!
Fuck fuck you!
220
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Guys. Guys.
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Keep it down?
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Fuck me?
No, fuck you, Rizzo.
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Fuck you.
224
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I've been on the street.
I know what it's like.
225
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But you play
within the rules.
226
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You bend them,
but you don't break them.
227
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You're breaking
the goddamn rules.
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You're breaking my ass,
and I'm sick of it.
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I want your badge,
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And I want
your goddamn gun, you understand?
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OK! I'll give you
my glasses, too! And my badge.
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Guys?
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Gonna have to ask you
to leave.
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OK.
Man, I'm sorry.
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Well, just--Where
we are usually, we can be loud.
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So it's--It's hard
to get used to accommodating--
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Um, could I get that
to go?
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Of course, yes.
Of course.
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One false move,
I swear...
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You swear what?
241
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One false move,
Calvin, and I swear...
242
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OK. Take me back, because
maybe I would like
243
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To make a false move
now and again.
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Enjoy your root beer
float!
245
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Can I make
a false move?
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Enjoy the float!
Enjoy the float.
247
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Here I go.
Nope.
248
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That was a false move,
and you were fine, OK?
249
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We're fine, and you will
get to see the body.
250
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We are fine.
251
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Lift it for me.
252
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Feed me.
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Bring it closer.
Angle it.
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40 degrees.
Too much.
255
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Calvin...
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This is--
This is stupid.
257
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Don't deep-throat
the straw.
258
00:08:35,614 --> 00:08:36,681
Don't you deep-throat--
259
00:08:36,715 --> 00:08:37,681
Is he deep-throating
the straw?
260
00:08:37,716 --> 00:08:38,883
He is.
261
00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:40,051
It's the only way
I know how to drink.
262
00:08:40,085 --> 00:08:41,686
It's not the only way
you know how to drink.
263
00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,020
Do you have to
use the potty?
264
00:08:43,054 --> 00:08:44,055
Yes.
265
00:08:44,089 --> 00:08:45,256
You do?
266
00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:46,957
Nnn... not anymore.
267
00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,393
Did you tinkle yourself?
268
00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:50,594
A little bit.
269
00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:00,371
Yeah, we're not allowed
back in the station
270
00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:02,073
For at least,
I think, ooh,
271
00:09:02,107 --> 00:09:03,808
What is it, like, 6 days
272
00:09:03,842 --> 00:09:05,609
While they remove
all of the asbestos
273
00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:10,214
That apparently made up
all the flooring tiles, all of the ceiling tiles.
274
00:09:10,248 --> 00:09:13,517
All of the insulation
in the walls also was made of asbestos,
275
00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:14,718
Which I--Yeah.
276
00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:16,487
And for two months
after they found the asbestos,
277
00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:18,222
They gave us
little masks... mm-Hmm.
278
00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:19,823
Made of fucking
asbestos.
279
00:09:19,858 --> 00:09:22,726
We found that out later,
that's what they were made out of.
280
00:09:29,267 --> 00:09:31,201
So now that
we're all good,
281
00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:32,570
Does anything
around here look familiar?
282
00:09:32,604 --> 00:09:33,938
Are we gonna watch
"Cold Mountain"
283
00:09:33,972 --> 00:09:36,040
At your house
or at your house?
284
00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:37,174
What?
285
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,542
Please?
286
00:09:38,576 --> 00:09:39,911
Seriously?
You want to watch "Cold Mountain" first?
287
00:09:39,945 --> 00:09:41,846
With the director's
commentary.
288
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,516
After we watch
"Cold Mountain" on VHS in my home...
289
00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:46,550
Mm-Hmm.
290
00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:47,718
You will show us
where the body is.
291
00:09:47,752 --> 00:09:50,989
And you need to let me
deep-throat your pinky.
292
00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:51,989
No, sir.
293
00:09:52,023 --> 00:09:53,657
Deal's off.
294
00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:55,893
Do it. Do it.
295
00:09:55,927 --> 00:09:57,428
Williams: aww.
296
00:09:57,462 --> 00:09:58,929
No. No. Please?
297
00:09:58,963 --> 00:10:00,098
OK. Enough!
298
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,231
Now we're gonna
watch "Cold Mountain,"
299
00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:02,800
And then we go
to the body, OK?
300
00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,135
Hit it.
301
00:10:05,537 --> 00:10:07,905
Oh! Well...
302
00:10:07,939 --> 00:10:08,973
It's better
than I remember.
303
00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:10,240
It was long.
304
00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:11,743
But it's a beautiful
movie.
305
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:12,943
It really is.
306
00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:14,412
It is beautiful,
and she-- Renee Zellweger...
307
00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:15,579
I've written her
so many letters,
308
00:10:15,613 --> 00:10:17,514
And I haven't
heard back from her.
309
00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:25,489
Just a reminder that Friday
is class picture day.
310
00:10:25,523 --> 00:10:27,558
So if you can't
actually order pictures,
311
00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:29,594
Please come and have
your picture taken, anyway,
312
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,896
So that we knew you existed.
313
00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:38,035
Um, so let's now welcome
officer Declan and deputy Junior.
314
00:10:38,069 --> 00:10:39,504
Uh,
before we get started,
315
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,739
It's actually
sergeant Declan.
316
00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:45,042
I worked, uh,
pretty hard for that, and, uh...
317
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,911
It's just like
the same way if someone's a doctor--
318
00:10:46,945 --> 00:10:47,978
You call him doctor,
not mister.
319
00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:50,081
Oh. I'm very sorry
about that.
320
00:10:50,115 --> 00:10:53,117
Look. You can go ahead
and do it again, quick.
321
00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:56,454
Let's please welcome
sergeant Declan...
322
00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:57,989
To the floor.
323
00:10:58,023 --> 00:11:01,091
We'd like to
introduce you to another deputy we have:
324
00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:02,693
Ms. Ladybug!
325
00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:06,497
Everybody say,
"good morning, ms. Ladybug."
326
00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:10,267
Who here likes
to be tickled?
327
00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,737
I know I do. Yeah.
328
00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:17,608
And who here is
under 15 years old?
329
00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:20,577
See? So is ms. Ladybug.
330
00:11:20,611 --> 00:11:22,447
That means that
in the state of Nevada,
331
00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:26,917
There are places
where you can tickle ms. Ladybug...
332
00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,019
Like right there.
333
00:11:28,053 --> 00:11:29,387
That tickles!
334
00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:30,688
And then
there are places
335
00:11:30,722 --> 00:11:34,024
Where you are not
supposed to tickle ms. Ladybug.
336
00:11:34,058 --> 00:11:35,193
Rape!
337
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:39,396
See? So,
when ms. Ladybug asks,
338
00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:40,865
You can tickle
ms. Lady-- Rape!
339
00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:42,133
Oh, come on.
340
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,467
Rape!
Come on.
341
00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:45,235
You saw where
I touched her. You saw--That--
342
00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:46,703
You saw where
I touched her.
343
00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:47,705
Touched her
in the head.
344
00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:49,707
All right. Sorry.
Sorry, kids.
345
00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:50,741
I'll hold
her down. Rape!
346
00:11:50,775 --> 00:11:51,742
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up.
347
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:52,743
[Distorted]
rape.
348
00:11:52,777 --> 00:11:54,878
Shut up. Shut up.
349
00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:55,946
[Distorted]
rape.
350
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:59,250
[Beeps]
351
00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:01,152
Any question, kids?
352
00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:02,420
Well... heh.
353
00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:04,889
Remind me to
never get raped.
354
00:12:09,227 --> 00:12:10,394
How's it going?
355
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,595
Hi!
356
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:12,963
We saw your ad,
terry.
357
00:12:12,997 --> 00:12:14,898
What? Which--Um...
I don't--
358
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,633
The one that you put in
where it says that
359
00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:17,835
You're giving out
blow jobs
360
00:12:17,869 --> 00:12:19,403
Under the bleachers
at the little league field.
361
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:20,571
And ask for terry.
362
00:12:20,605 --> 00:12:21,672
Yeah.
363
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:22,673
That one.
364
00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:23,774
Yeah.
365
00:12:23,808 --> 00:12:24,775
I don't think that
that was me.
366
00:12:24,809 --> 00:12:25,809
It was--How did they--
367
00:12:25,844 --> 00:12:27,512
How did they spell
"terry"?
368
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:28,913
With a capital "t"...
369
00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:30,381
OK.
370
00:12:30,415 --> 00:12:32,550
"E."
"E. Right.
371
00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:33,550
"R.
Right.
372
00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:34,552
"R."
"R."
373
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:35,552
Right.
374
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:36,487
"Y."
375
00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:37,621
See? Here's the thing.
376
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:41,659
I have... 4 "r"s
in my name now. So...
377
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:42,659
Oh, really?
378
00:12:42,694 --> 00:12:44,094
Yeah, so it's
a different terry.
379
00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:47,598
I'm just here
watching America's pastime.
380
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,999
Hit it!
381
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,102
Damn it, we're losing now!
382
00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,104
You know else
is losing?
383
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,807
Iraq?
384
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,115
OK. One quick
pilates lesson,
385
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:06,417
Then you will show us,
yes, Calvin?
386
00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:07,551
Yes!
387
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,986
Fine. 6. 7. 8.
388
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,353
And we're breathing.
389
00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:13,357
Are you breathing
from your core as you do it.
390
00:13:13,391 --> 00:13:15,059
Did you fart?
391
00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:16,226
Sorry.
392
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,199
Screw you, grandpa!
393
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:24,735
If you're supposed
to be the greatest generation,
394
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:27,371
How come you smell
like Jell-O and pee?
395
00:13:27,405 --> 00:13:29,339
Now, give me your
social security checks
396
00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:32,909
So that I can buy alcohol,
play the lottery with it.
397
00:13:32,944 --> 00:13:34,845
I need that money
for medicine.
398
00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:37,247
Fuck you, grandpa!
399
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,052
Give me the fucking
money, grandpa!
400
00:13:42,086 --> 00:13:44,555
I'm gonna abuse
the hell out of you till you do!
401
00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:46,590
I'll kill you dead!
402
00:13:48,092 --> 00:13:50,494
It's a scene that's
all too familiar:
403
00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,096
Senior abuse.
404
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,831
Every single day,
405
00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,133
Hundreds of senior citizens
are abused
406
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,534
In Washoe county.
407
00:13:57,569 --> 00:14:00,871
They're shaken, stabbed,
punched, shot,
408
00:14:00,905 --> 00:14:02,773
Strangled, and recently,
409
00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:04,842
One was tied to
the bumper of a van
410
00:14:04,876 --> 00:14:07,077
And dragged on a gravel road--
411
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,880
All for their social security
checks.
412
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:12,950
Senior abuse is a serious crime,
413
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:16,821
And these social security checks
aren't even for that much money.
414
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:20,324
This is one crime
that is not worth the time.
415
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,894
This has been a message from
the Reno sheriff's department.
416
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:31,802
I--I was surprised
when he chose to do the remake of "Alfie."
417
00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:32,836
I thought that
was pretty weird...
418
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,338
He's brilliant
in everything he does.
419
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:35,439
You think so, really?
420
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,874
I love Jude Law
so much.
421
00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:38,375
I just feel like
he's--
422
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,943
But in "Cold Mountain,"
and he needs to make his way back
423
00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:41,445
Through the civil war...
yeah.
424
00:14:41,479 --> 00:14:43,714
I love our friendship.
425
00:14:43,748 --> 00:14:45,515
We're not really
friends, Calvin.
426
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,017
I would like
to be friends.
427
00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:48,252
Hey, are you just about
done over there,
428
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,386
Or what's going on?
429
00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:50,388
Oh, I finished
45 minutes ago.
430
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,522
Oh, for fucks sake,
Calvin.
431
00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:53,057
I need a little wipe,
though.
432
00:14:57,028 --> 00:14:59,230
All right,
you damn convict!
433
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:01,265
Don't try
any funny stuff!
434
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,100
No one's ever broken
out of that cell
435
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:06,170
And gotten away
with it alive!
436
00:15:06,204 --> 00:15:07,104
Strawberry
shortcake.
437
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,105
Shh. Shh.
438
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:10,040
He thinks
he's in a jail cell.
439
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,909
But we didn't have
enough room today
440
00:15:11,943 --> 00:15:13,744
Because they're clearing out
for asbestos.
441
00:15:13,778 --> 00:15:16,480
It's a whole--
It's a whole long story.
442
00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:18,149
Hi, Trude.
443
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,619
How do you spell--
Is it "prepetrate" or "perpetrate"?
444
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:23,621
[Whispering]
he's a convict.
445
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:26,123
He thinks he's
in a jail cell.
446
00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:27,692
Ohh.
447
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,060
Keep it down
in there, convict!
448
00:15:30,094 --> 00:15:32,162
Keep it down
in there, rodent!
449
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,497
I don't want to have
to tell you again,
450
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:37,167
Or I'll come in there
and toss your salad for you.
451
00:15:37,201 --> 00:15:39,369
Opening up cell block
number 4, boss!
452
00:15:39,404 --> 00:15:41,705
Open up 4!
453
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,574
What are you guys
doing?
454
00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:45,442
He thinks
he's in jail.
455
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:46,476
Oh, OK.
456
00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:47,978
Keep it down
in there, convict!
457
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,213
Keep it down!
458
00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:53,017
Oh, god! Oh, god!
Down here! Down here!
459
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:55,219
My cellmate
done hung himself!
460
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:57,520
He done hung
himself!
461
00:15:57,555 --> 00:15:59,423
Keep it down
in there, convict!
462
00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:01,324
Keep it down. We ain't
falling for that one again.
463
00:16:01,359 --> 00:16:03,226
[High-Pitched voice]
this is the worst birthday party
464
00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:04,562
I ever been to.
465
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,697
Lordy, lordy!
466
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:07,865
[Deep voice]
look, woman.
467
00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:10,300
I'm tired of your nagging
and your nattering.
468
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:12,669
If you don't
leave me alone,
469
00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:15,305
There's gonna be
hell to pay!
470
00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:17,174
Hell,
I tell you!
471
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:20,477
Why don't you just
go on back, do your work now
472
00:16:20,511 --> 00:16:22,847
And leave me and my boy
to our own?
473
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:25,182
We can survive
on our own out there.
474
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,717
I say we could.
475
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:31,088
We're keeping an
entire negro family?
476
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:36,927
Goddamn it, Calvin.
477
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:37,928
All day!
478
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,062
Goddamn it, man.
479
00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:42,132
We were supposed to
have you back 7 hours ago.
480
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,767
You'd better be
right about this.
481
00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:45,336
We'd better find
a damn body out here.
482
00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,536
Oh, I'll be right.
483
00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,305
You damn well
better be right.
484
00:16:48,339 --> 00:16:50,174
I'm pretty sure...
485
00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:56,580
I don't think
that's good to eat.
486
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:57,748
That can't be
good to eat.
487
00:16:57,782 --> 00:16:58,749
That can't be safe.
What are you doing?
488
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,050
We're close.
We're close.
489
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:01,919
1, 2, 3.
490
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:03,387
10 paces.
491
00:17:03,421 --> 00:17:05,790
1, 2, 3.
492
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:08,325
2. 3.
493
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,227
He's fucking with us.
494
00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:11,261
Right here...
495
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,296
Right here.
496
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,630
Is not the spot.
497
00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:14,965
Goddamn it!
498
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,233
I don't need to know
what is not the spot, Calvin.
499
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:18,402
3, 2, 1.
500
00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:20,037
Up. Power line.
501
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:21,271
Where's the moon?
502
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:23,574
I remember the moon
shining,
503
00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:25,575
Glistening on
his rotting skin.
504
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:26,643
OK.
505
00:17:26,677 --> 00:17:27,644
I can still smell...
506
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:28,845
OK. Think hard.
Think back.
507
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,847
The bile.
508
00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:30,847
Think back.
509
00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:31,849
The hole...
OK.
510
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:32,849
The digging.
511
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:33,918
The digging
is....
512
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:34,918
The sweat.
513
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:35,985
We're on it.
This is it right here.
514
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,021
Oh!
Yeah.
515
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,856
Wow. Right here?
516
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:44,895
?
I've been working
on the railroad ?
517
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,664
?
all the live-Long day ?
518
00:17:47,698 --> 00:17:49,266
?
huh, ha ?
519
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,167
All:
?
Dinah, won't you blow ?
520
00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:53,370
?
Dinah, won't you blow ?
521
00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:56,907
?
Dinah, won't you
blow your horn? ?
522
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,909
?
Dinah, won't you blow ?
523
00:17:58,943 --> 00:18:00,644
?
Dinah, won't you blow ?
524
00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:07,284
?
Dinah, won't you
blow your horn? ?
525
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,986
Can I borrow
your cell phone?
526
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,821
Don't have mine
with me.
527
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,723
Who would you call,
anyway, Calvin?
528
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:15,859
1-800-Dark-Twat.
529
00:18:15,893 --> 00:18:16,993
[Sigh]
530
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,205
Well, I got
a health compensation check
531
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,508
From the sheriff's
department for $71
532
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,878
For working in
a asbestos-filled station.
533
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:37,714
And then I spent $87
on seafood this week
534
00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:39,350
At captain Crabby's
shrimp wharf.
535
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:45,054
So the way I look at it,
that's, like, 90% off.
536
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,123
Love it. Cha-ching.
537
00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:52,463
Calvin?
538
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,031
[Grunt]
539
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:55,465
I'm gonna ask you
one last time,
540
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,000
Are you full of
shit?
541
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,403
There is nothing
here, man.
542
00:18:59,437 --> 00:19:01,505
There is fucking
nothing here.
543
00:19:01,539 --> 00:19:03,107
I might have been off.
544
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,409
You might
have been off?
545
00:19:05,443 --> 00:19:06,743
I swear to fucking
god,
546
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,979
If you're off,
I will fucking kick--Oh, fuck.
547
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,314
That's it.
That's it.
548
00:19:10,348 --> 00:19:11,548
Is that it?
Whoops. That's it.
549
00:19:11,582 --> 00:19:12,783
You found it.
That's it!
550
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,051
Goddamn it.
It was right there.
551
00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:15,953
How long has he
been down there?
552
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:16,953
We got him, though.
553
00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:18,389
Uh, 8 1/2 years.
554
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,324
Oh, this is not
gonna be--
555
00:19:20,358 --> 00:19:21,859
Not gonna be
very nice, people.
556
00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:23,893
OK. Here we go.
557
00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:26,430
Tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick...
558
00:19:26,464 --> 00:19:28,431
Why are you making
ticking sounds?
559
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:29,833
Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I making a ticking sound?
560
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,901
No, you very
distinctly were making a ticking sound.
561
00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:33,270
Nervous habit.
562
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,340
I won't do it again,
I promise.
563
00:19:36,374 --> 00:19:37,340
It's booby-trapped.
564
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:38,275
I don't know.
565
00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:39,342
No, I know.
It's booby-trapped.
566
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:40,577
[Ticking]
567
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,012
Fuck it!
You know what? No. You do it.
568
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,079
Calvin,
you do it.
569
00:19:43,114 --> 00:19:44,215
Come to papa.
570
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:45,449
Watch your eyes,
Joe.
571
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:48,251
[Sobbing]
I'm so sorry.
572
00:19:48,285 --> 00:19:51,622
I am so sorry.
573
00:19:51,656 --> 00:19:55,292
Oh! There you are!
574
00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:57,595
Don't--Don't--
Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
575
00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:58,996
It's just a body.
It's--Oh!
576
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,566
There you are.
Hands up in the air right now!
577
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,668
All the way up. Good.
578
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,904
Now, throw your guns
and your car keys in the backpack.
579
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:08,939
Do it!
580
00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:10,040
Doing it.
Doing it. Doing it.
581
00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:12,376
Now come here.
We got to undo these cuffs.
582
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,744
Set that down.
583
00:20:13,778 --> 00:20:16,379
There's a key in my rectum.
Fish it out.
584
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:17,915
Fish it!
585
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,617
A little left.
586
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:23,487
Dig in there.
Use your index finger.
587
00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:25,422
Lower. Good.
588
00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:28,692
Good god, you got it
far up there. Jesus.
589
00:20:28,726 --> 00:20:30,928
OK.
OK.
590
00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:35,065
OK. Take this scooter
out, please, both of you.
591
00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:36,800
Come on. Let's move.
592
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:42,138
Jesus fucking Christ,
this was organized.
593
00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:43,907
Oh, one last thing:
594
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,609
"Cold mountain" sucks,
595
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:47,877
And what you don't know
about pilates
596
00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:49,413
Could fill a book.
597
00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:55,352
Oh, shit.
598
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:56,620
What?
599
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,622
I have handcuff keys
on me.
600
00:20:58,656 --> 00:21:00,457
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602
00:21:03,761 --> 00:21:04,694
Calvin, right now,
what I need you to do
603
00:21:04,729 --> 00:21:05,962
Is I need you to tell me
where we're going.
604
00:21:05,996 --> 00:21:08,064
You are my divining rod
right now, Calvin--
605
00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:09,433
That mustache is fake,
isn't it?
606
00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:10,467
It is not fake.
607
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:12,302
Let me check.
608
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:13,903
Ow! Ow! Fuck it.
609
00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:16,807
Hey!
610
00:21:16,841 --> 00:21:19,042
Don't tug
the 'stache again.
611
00:21:19,076 --> 00:21:20,944
OK?
I promise.
612
00:21:20,978 --> 00:21:22,413
When you said
you wanted to tug the 'stache,
613
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,513
I thought you just
wanted to touch it.
614
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:26,116
I didn't know
you were gonna pull on it really hard.
615
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,818
Well, I assumed that,
you know,
616
00:21:27,852 --> 00:21:29,119
When you say
if it's fake
617
00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:30,320
And you're gonna
check if it's fake,
618
00:21:30,354 --> 00:21:31,722
That means a tug.
619
00:21:31,756 --> 00:21:33,723
Well, you tug
really hard, Calvin.
620
00:21:33,773 --> 00:21:38,323
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