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Gentlemen. Gentlemen, it's quite true.

The weather still continues to defy nature.

Overnight, the temperature at the Arctic has risen 4.9 degrees Fahrenheit.

Gentlemen!

Another five degrees, and Haifa Harbor is completely under water!

Oh, it's quite true. New York, San Francisco, New Orleans, Marseille.

Every seaport's in danger.

Who is doing this? And why?

It's the work of madmen! Oh! Mad, sane-

Oh, they're brilliant.

They're demonstrating that they can control the weather.

The weather! Turn wheat belts into deserts.

Put icebergs in the Mediterranean.

You control the weather, and you control the world.

What is it they want? Why haven't they contacted us?

Oh, they will, but we're not gonna wait for them.

We'vejust had our first break.

According to this dispatch I just received,

our team of agents has them cornered.

At any second-

It was a trap.

Wejust lost another team of agents.

- They know every move we make! - They have a superb intelligence unit.

How can I find that laboratory if I keep losing manpower?

How about 0008?

Unfortunately, he is not available.

International narcotics.

Please. This is academic. We can't use 0008.

They have a file on our entire personnel.

We're gonna have to recruit from outside the organization.

Well-

If you'll write down the qualifications...

you believe necessary for the assignment,

our computer will give us the ideal man.

Stand by computers.

Derek Flint!

My country awarded him the Croix de Guerre! Flint's wrong for this job, you know.

Cramden, wasn't Derek Flint under your command during the war?

Forget it. He can't take orders. Derek Flint!

Three battlefield promotions in one month.

And our Medal of Honor. I said forget it!

Excellent chap! Expert frogman!

Name's Derek Flint.

We need a man who can follow regulations!

We need a man who's disciplined. I- Flint!

- Huh? - Flint!

- Flint! - Flint!

I don't care what these computers say.

I know this man, and hejust-

Yes, sir?

Oh-

Eh? Well, uh- Well, how did you know, sir? I-

Very well, sir. Yes, sir.

Well, of course, that's- That's your privilege, sir.

Well, if, uh- if that's your wish, sir.

Yes, sir.

Mm-hmm. Yes, sir.

Very good, sir.

Very well, gentlemen. Derek Flint.

Mr. Cramden wan- Ah!

Mr. Flint, General Hawkins.

Mr. Cramden wan- Ah!

What do you mean he said no?

I sent you two-

Yes, sir?

But I sent General Hawkins himself, sir. I-

Yes, sir. I'll contact Flint personally.

Yes, sir. It'll be a pleasure, sir.

Sir?

Flint-

- Lower your hand slowly and smile. - What?

If he senses hostility towards me, he'll rip you apart.

Smile, sir.

Thank you, Caesar.

- Well, sir, this is a surprise. - Yeah?

Let me take your hat and coat.

Perhaps nudes aren't your dish oftea.

Have a cigar, sir.

- No, thank you. - Breakfast, sir?

I had lunch two hours ago.

Oh, I must still be on Moscow time. Yes.

Moscow? What? Business? No. The ballet, sir.

You traveled all the way to Moscow to watch a ballet? No. To teach.

Do you mind ifwe talk while I shave?

After you.

Now, Flint, l'm here because I- You want something.

Please don't be clever. I came here on orders.

Bonjouz; chér/I Ah! Bonjour, baby.

Ooh.

Well- Maybe my office would be a better place to talk. I doubt it, sir.

Well, once you realize the importance of this project,

I know you'll- you'll be interested in-

Sir, I am sure you know the high regard I have for both you and your organization.

- Uh, thank you. - But I think your file on me needs updating.

You see, as of late,

my interests are less governmental than personal.

All right for today?

Oh, excellent, cariss/ma.

Later.

Well, now, Flint, in the past,

you and I have had our differences.

Uh, well, discipline is a- a vital factor.

Hmm.

Uh, well, every citizen has got-

Don't wave the flag in the bathroom. just come to the point.

Ah. Excuse me.

Flint, the government needs you.

Yes, well, it's good to be wanted, sir.

But this is the most important assignment a man was ever offered.

I sincerely hope you find a good man to head up your project.

Man does not live by bread alone.

Later.

Now, Flint,

every computer designated you the best man for thejob.

That must have pleased you.

Well, look, l-l don't bear a grudge.

I know we've had our disagreements in the past.

Sir, sir. Sir, you know it just doesn't work between us.

Later, baby. Oh, do you want a shave, sir?

Flint, the world's in trouble!

It usually is, but it manages to extricate itself without my help.

You're still the same old, selfish, arrogant, sick-

Sir, you're getting edgy. Don't tell me-

Later!

Yeah.

But I-

♪♪

♪♪

Good evening, Monsieur Flint. Good evening.

Paul. Table number 1.

♪♪

♪♪

Thank you, Maurice. The pleasure is mine, Monsieur Flint.

Merci beaucoup.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Euh, un moment monsieur

Oui C 'est d'accord. Merci bien.

Stand back, folks. Please step back.

Give the man some air. Thank you very much.

No. Hand me that candle.

Why would anyone want to kill Mr. Cramden?

Oh, I thinkthe dart was meant for me.

It seems I have ajob whether I want one or not.

Gentlemen, the new head of our operations team,

the man you selected- Derek Flint.

Thank you, gentlemen. I accept this assignment.

Oh, l'm sorry about that crude incision, sir.

Thank you, gentlemen. We'll now have a private briefing.

Flint, I owe you my life. The medic said four more seconds, and I-

Three more seconds, sir. Damn it, man. ls there anything you don't know?

A great many things, sir.

Now, if you'll excuse me, l'll need a few hours to prepare.

It worries me so when he stops his heart this way.

It's over three hours, isn't it?

Yes, but it does relax him.

Must be a dangerous assignment.

Ladies.

Sakito.

You call Eddie and confirm our seats for the concert.

Gina.

Venison's almost ready to be hung. You'll take care of it?

Leslie.

Call Freddie and postpone my appointment for my fitting.

Till when? Wednesday will be all right.

Are you sure? Of course.

Ah.

Your codebook. lfyou don't mind, I prefer to use my own personal code.

- L'd much rather you use the government code. - I already know mine, sir.

It's a mathematical progression- 40, 26, 36. lt's based on-

I can imagine what it's based on.

Walther P.P.K. with silencer.

High velocity, extreme penetrating power. Yes, it's a very fine weapon.

Tempered steel. Very effective at close range.

But I have no need for these. They're crude.

Damn it, man. These are the most-

Stopwatch, please.

Huh?

When I nod, you start the stopwatch.

When I indicate “stop,” stop.

This needle is dipped in curare. How long did it take?

Uh, three-tenths ofa second. Now-

This contains 65 weapons.

This has 82 different functions.

Eighty-th ree- ifyou wish to light a cigar.

Oh. The chemical analysis of that dart.

That's odd.

In addition to the poison,

there were traces of garlic, saffron and fennel on the feather.

What proportion, sir? Uh. Propor- Here.

- Marseille. Bouillabaisse. - Huh?

Well, sir, throughout the world, in the preparation of bouillabaisse,

the usual proportion of garlic to buttered saffron and fennel...

is two cloves of garlic to a pinch of buttered saffron to a dash of fennel.

Now, only in a certain small section of Marseille...

are these three condiments prepared in these proportions.

Now, whoever handled that dart was in Marseille within the last 24 hours.

Good-bye, sir. Now, hold it. Hold it.

Here's a list of the men under your command.

No, thank you. I don't need anyone, sir.

Flint, you said you werejoining the team. But the team isn'tjoining me.

Damn it, man! For once in your life, you're gonna follow orders!

This is my mission, sir. I work alone. You know that. Your mission?

The United States government is involved in this, too, not to mention the rest of the world.

It's my show now.

You're under arrest, Flint!

L'm glad to see you're still keeping up with your karate exercises, sir.

I noticed that these men were wearing Battle of the Bulge ribbons.

There is no ribbon for the Battle of the Bulge. Exactly.

These men are impostors. What? Gridley?

This man's been with us- That's Gridley.

Sir, if you look around the eyes, you'll see some scars.

On the bridge of the nose?

Plastic surgery.

You've cracked, Flint. All this high livin'. You've cracked.

In here! They're dead! In here! They're dead!

Gridley! This one's gone.

Excuse me, sir. What are you doin'? What are you do-

We still might save him.

I've got a beat.

I, uh- I'll arrange for your transportation to Marseille.

Oh, no. That won't be necessary, sir. I have my own jet.

Your attention, please.

Paging Mn Derek Flint.

Your plane is ready, sir

♪♪ You said 9:00, Mr. Flint.

Yes.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Mmm. Yes.

Check, please.

The finest bouillabaisse in Marseille, monsieur.

Merci monsieur

♪♪

The last big shipment went as scheduled.

I had some free time, and only in Marseille do they really make bouillabaisse.

So I thought- You thought.

It is your muscle that thinks, not your brain.

And this in plain sight of everyone.

A harmless jar of cream- a little gift for one's wife.

“A harmlessjar of cream.”

lf someone in this den of thieves stole it and examined it-

Well, I thought- You will leave at once.

Look slowly to your right.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪ Ou/j mons/eur?

Yes. Bouillabaisse. Etpropre, eh? Trés b/en.

♪♪

Yeah. More. Come on, baby. Come on.

Come on, honey. Let's see you work hard.

Come on, baby.

Hello, Flint. 0008.

- I wanted a word with you. - Yeah, my pleasure. Good boy.

Narcotics, Flint. lt's a new, powerful drug.

Did you hear anything? No. SPECTRE involved?

It's bigger than SPECTRE.

- Who is it? - Galaxy.

Galaxy? ls that all? That's it.

So long, 0008. So long, Flint.

♪♪

♪♪

Hans Gruber- Hitler Youth movement.

Escaped during the Nuremberg trials.

I'm a much nicer person now.

Well, l'm glad to hear it.

♪♪

Hmm. Apennine-Tuscan kaolin.

Water from the Pontine Marshes.

Cold cream.

Hmm.

Eighty-seven, 89, 42.

Twenty-seven, 34, 83.

Sixteen, 69, 60.

Rome? What the hell is he going to Rome for?

I don't exactly know, sir.

Seventy-two, 46, 49.

“To buy a jar of cold cream.”

Cold cream.

Cold cream, eh?

The world is crumbling, and he's buying cold cream.

- Yourreport? - Mr. Flint will cause no more trouble.

An interesting statement, but not factual

The explosion- I heard it myself.

The explosion was live,

and unfortunate/y, so is Mn Flint.

Thanks to Rodney? desire for proof

we disco vered there were no remains.

Why didn't you tell me? That you were unsuccessful again?

- Rodney, you must learn patience. - Gentlemen, forgive me.

You are scientists. As such, you are accustomed to failure.

It merely increases your desire for success.

But in my business, failure is inexcusable.

We've treated Flint too lightly.

- He's too dangerous to live. - Yes.

We 've lost several good men and a valued friend in Gruber

Gentlemen, I would welcome the opportunity-

We have not yet lost confidence in Gila.

Mr. Flint will cause no more trouble.

I have just received the information I have requested.

You mean the impregnable Mn Flint does have one weakness?

No, Dr. Schneider. Four

May I help you? Yes. Would you unzipper me, please?

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Sono certo. Va bene.

Si.

Esotica.

Grazie.

Thirty-five, 14, 82.

Seventy-six, 14, 29.

Seventy-two, 42, 41.

Thirteen, 36, 64.

Forty-two, 87, 63.

Forty-seven, 47, 43.

“Am walking into... trap”?

“Heading for the Exotica Beauty factory.”

“lf lucky, will lead to laboratory.

If not, please... send flowers.”

I'm leaving for Rome immediately.

You can contact me at the embassy.

Gila, our visitor has arrived.

Good.

Now I can silence him permanently.

Put away the gun. Violence hasn't worked. You have proof of that.

And besides, how do you know he is alone?

All right, Gila, but you'd better be right this time.

It is my responsibility to deliver Flint.

Buongiorno. Buongiomo.

Do you have an appointment? Not really.

But I would like to see the manager if at all possible.

My card.

Please, I couldn't think of accepting this. Oh.

Yes?

Miss Gila, there's a man here to see you. He's very insistent.

My name is Flint. I didn't-

Thank you very much, my dear.

Uh, you have a very charming and efficient secretary.

Mr. Flint, do you always barge into people's offices?

- No. I'd rather be invited. - Come in.

I have the feeling I was expected.

- Have we met before? - Twice before, Mr. Flint.

Once in New York and once in Marseille.

Oh, you must have been the blonde harpist.

And Gruber's friend.

And you left me a little present- a jar like this, right?

- May I look inside? - Some of them are harmless, Mr. Flint.

You were right. We were expecting you.

Well-

Here I am. Now, shall we talk about the weather?

- About what? - The weather.

Of course, but not here.

Personal matters require privacy.

Oh, you have some little place in mind.

A- A trap?

You are prepared to take some risks, no?

I'll answer all your questions. ls that a deal?

It's cold cream. Cold cream.

Yes, it's a deal.

How romantic- Rome at night.

Sky full of stars.

Mm-hmm, it is. It's marvelous, isn't it?

I can almost see a whole galaxy from here.

Shall we discuss it further?

I thought we were gonna talk about... the weather.

You won't believe me. You are too shrewd,

too experienced to pay attention to our secret.

You try me.

They are controlling the weather from inside a volcano.

Right. Inside a volcano. Mm-hmm.

Where- Where is this volcano? Hmm?

Not so fast, Mr. Flint.

There are many other details.

Get some brandy.

Now tell me more about that volcano.

He took the key. He's on his way.

You say you speak English? Yes, sir.

This man you described, you sure you took him to this address?

Yes. He was the one who was sitting back there...

figuring out the lottery numbers.

Hmm? Oh, yeah.

There's the building.

What's the trouble? There's no building.

Will someone tell this idiot to make sense?

All right. Now, what happened?

A whole building disappeared. A whole building disa-

Do you think he, uh- General, I didn't have anything to drink.

Now,just a minute. Nobody's accusing you ofanything.

- We both know there was a building there, right? - Si.

And we also know that buildings can't disappear into thin air, right?

- Si. - So what happened to the building?

It disappeared into thin air.

Great intelligence work!

Your next post will be Peyton Place!

You talk about discipline.

Why did you stop me from killing Flint?

Are you questioning my loyalty? No, no.

I merely thought you might have felt, uh,

certain stirrin gs.

You are romantic yourself, Rodney.

There is very little air in that safe.

Flint will die of suffocation.

Your way would have been kinder.

My apologies, Gila. How very thoughtful you are.

Sixteen, 69, 62.

Sixty-two, 16, 22

Twenty-five, 41, 32.

“Have discovered location of enemy headquarters.

Advise you send fleet there at once and destroy it.”

Congratulations on the capture of Flint.

Five- You have done well, Section 4.

You will also be pleased to know that Flint's four playmates have arrived at headquarters...

and are now in the process of being programmed

Get him back. We gotta find that location!

Yes, sir.

Sixteen, 28, 14.

Forty-nine, 62, 43.

That's it. That's- What's the message?

“Will give you location later.

“Am headed for... a family reunion.

Regards, Flint.”

Uh, family reunion?

Well, you were right. He's dead.

You will arrange for the coffin.

I've already arranged it. lt's on its way.

You were very sure. Yes. Weren't you?

Send it.

This photograph arrived minutes ago.

It speaks for itself.

He was the best. Undisciplined, but the best.

He was a legend.

Yes, sir?

At once. Gentlemen, your attention, please. The television screen.

I don't know, sir. lt's on all channels.

Who are they?

People of the war/of there is no need to panic.

Please do not be alarmed We are your friends.

Members of the Grand Council,

you have just witnessed a live transmission remote-controlled from the Arctic region.

Get a radio fix on this.

Through the inducement of regulated tremors...

along the established fissures in the Earth is crust,

we are now able to control local weather conditions throughout the world.

For the more skeptical among you, we have prepared further proof

On the southern edge of Iwo jima is the extinct volcano known as Burichabi

In the Chukotski region on the northeast tip of Russia...

lies the dormant volcano known as Amguyemska.

in exactly 10 seconds,

we will cause these ancient volcanoes to erupt...

with a Richter force of 4.9.

Seismology reports a Richter reading of 4.9 at both locations.

You will give orders to destroy all your nuclear weapons,

your aircrafts and your navies.

Or you will be inundated

It is our view that under our guidance

we will have a more productive world.

You have just one hour-

to transmit your answer on any frequency you choose.

We will receive it.

Between now and then, we reluctantly jam all airwaves...

with the exception of your telephone communications.

Huh?

I've been instructed to have you confer with your governments...

and reconvene here no later than 45 minutes from now...

with your answers.

Ta ke over.

Gila, we're approaching the island. Do you want to go on deck?

Oh, no. Why force them to turn off the waterfall?

What nonsense. As if there could be a man like that.

I believe your friend in the box there...

was brought up on stuff like that.

Poor, heroic Mr. Flint.

Report, please.

Section 4 reporting. Mission successful.

You have prooff After all, you have made quite a few unsuccessful attempts

That's true, Dr. Wu, but- Valuable time has been wasted.

Several colleagues have been lost, and all through sheer negligence!

Had I been in charge, Dr. Wu, things would have been very different.

After all, Flint was only a man.

Mr. Flint was no ordinary man.

We have his body with us. How unfortunate there was no other way.

Report to headquarters. And congratulations on the elimination ofF/int.

No! Help!

Fourteen, 42-

Absolutely no one is getting through, sir.

Gentlemen, I give you Mr. Flint.

Eighteen, 27, 14.

Twenty-seven, 18, 42?

Come on.

Say, why does that eagle attack me?

He's been trained to recognize and attack Americans.

Anti-American eagle.

It's diabolical.

Come on. We can't keep 'em waiting.

Mr. Flint.

I am Dr. Krupov. Doctor.

I am very happy to meet you in person. Thank you, sir.

And, uh, this is Dr. Wu and Dr. Schneider.

How do you do? Dr. Schneider. Dr. Wu.

Gentlemen, I have not had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Flint.

I am Malcolm Rodney.

Oh, yes.

How very smart you look in your Galaxy uniform, Mr. Flint.

Don't you think so, Gila?

We found this in his pocket, sir.

The Americans' fondness for- for marvelous toys.

Uh, a- a weapon too perhaps?

You are obviously an extraordinary fellow, Mr. Flint.

- Ah. - That you have come this far is a great tribute, Mr. Flint.

Well, thank you.

I would say it's more of a tribute to Gila.

- To Gila? - Yes.

Or rather to her individuality.

She has allowed self-interest to supersede her loyalty to Galaxy.

If Rodney would have shown me more loyalty-

I carried out your orders. We were unsuccessful three times.

I could have disposed of Flint!

Gila, Rodney is right.

As head of Section 4, you were responsible for every mission.

But I have given my life to Galaxy.

Gentlemen, it seems to me...

that what it comes to is this:

In a moment of extreme decision,

our dear Gila made an instinctive choice, but that choice was not for Galaxy.

Her conditioning is incomplete. It is our mistake.

We have made a sentimental misjudgment. True. Dr. Schneider, true.

Uh, you understand, Gila. Now you will be taken to-

No. lt's not fair.

Gila, Galaxy may be served in many ways.

As a woman, there is one way in which you may best serve Galaxy.

Gila! Gila!

- Take her out. Get her away from here. - You must-

You can't do that in Galaxy! Gila, don't. Don't.

Stop her. Gila, what are you doing?

Take her to Preparation.

Take her to Preparation.

How often woman's animal nature triumphs.

Perhaps now, Dr. Wu, you'll admit that I was correct.

Strength has its merits, Rodney, but I value intelligence higher.

Gentlemen, Mr. Flint's seemingly limitless talents can be of value to Galaxy.

Of course. Yes.

I think Mr. Flint has outlived his usefulness.

We will be thejudge of that, Mr. Rodney.

Mr. Flint, we welcome you to Galaxy.

To Galaxy! To Galaxy.

Gentlemen, I thank you very much for your kind offer,

but you must know that I came to Galaxy...

not tojoin the organization, but to destroy it.

You see, gentlemen? He's not worth saving.

When something is deadly, you kill it!

It is a new world we offer, Mr. Flint.

No, gentlemen. Your price is much too high for me.

You are wrong, Mr. Flint.

Hear us, Mr. Flint.

We seek no master race. We are the friends ofthe common man.

Surely you must have noticed the absence of guns here in our paradise.

Violence is our last resort.

It was only the unenlightened resistance of a decadent world that triggered our actions.

Under our guidance, you will become a useful scientist.

Take him to Preparation.

Wait!

Gentlemen, l'm sorry,

but all my instincts tell me...

that Mr. Flint's archaic sense of independence...

may eventually reemerge- with disruptive results.

Dr. Krupov is right. Flint will never conform.

It may be best to return him to his elements.

The Electro-Fragmentizer.

Ah.

I wonder what it is that always makes the Rodneys choose the wrong side.

Enjoy your defiance. It will be the last pleasure you have on this Earth.

Hmm. No.

You're a foolish man, Mr. Flint.

Gentlemen, the temperature in the Arctic is still rising,

and so is the water level.

Sir, it's unanimous.

Capitulation.

The fleet is in readiness.

Yes, sir.

Request permission to join Admiral Davenport and my old unit.

Thank you, sir.

I'll leave at once. Thank you, sir.

Repeat. My sole purpose in life...

is to bring pleasure to my companions.

My sole purpose in life is to bring pleasure to my companions.

All that is asked of me I will perform.

All that is asked of me I will perform.

It is an honor to ofier my body to the service of Galaxy

It is an honor to offer my body to the service of Galaxy.

Now, repeat after me.

I am not a pleasure unit.

I am not a pleasure unit.

I am not a pleasure unit. I am not a pleasure unit.

We have to get up to that Communications Room.

My ligh- Our lighter has been fragmentized.

No, they are expecting me in the reward room.

A reward room? What's that? Never mind. You'll love it.

Brand me.

What?

It's our only chance.

Go on.

Present the unit, please. Pleasure Unit 504.

Present the unit, please.

Pleasure Unit 736.

Unit 736 is welcome here. Enter, 736,

and go to the first rob/ng room.

♪♪

It's me, Anna. You're not a pleasure unit.

It's me. You're not a pleasure unit.

You're not a pleasure unit.

Oh.

Come on.

Now listen, girls. You stay right here with Gila.

I'll be back for you all shortly.

Where are you going?

I'm going to put Galaxy into orbit.

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States.

My fellow Americans,

what I have to say does not come easily,

but I cannot shirk my responsibility

nor can I keep from you the gravity of the crisis we are now facing

It is with a heawheart that I make the following announcement.

People of all nations,

all of you know something of the events of the past few weeks.

Flint? Huh? Wha- lt can't be!

Of course it can. That's why he's Flint. Purple alert.

We have al/ been witness-

Purple alert. Purple alert.

All units, air and naval- the mountain island.

Latitude: 18 degrees, nine minutes north.

Longitude: 11 degrees, three minutes west.

Destroy! Destroy! Commander, to the bridge.

Are you there, sir? Sir, stall!

Stall, damn it! Flint is alive!

Uh, no, uh- no great decisions are easy.

“Fifty-four, 22, 37.”

Does anyone know this code? No.

No. No.

Well, it must have some meaning.

Communications Room.

Dr. Wu speaking. Come in, please.

Communications Room. Dc Krupov. Come in, please.

Come in, please. Dr. Schneider calling.

Rodney, check Communications Room, please.

Communications Room. Dr Schneider speaking Come in, please.

Communications Room. Come in, please.

Attention.

Attention. Flint has escaped

Find him. Find him!

There he is! Get him!

Get back! The wheels! The steam!

Somebody kill the steam!

I'll get it! Look out!

Oh!

Get Flint!

UP there!

Don't, Mr. Flint!

You will destroy the potential of all of mankind- organized for good.

Not for my good, Dr. Wu!

Mr. Flint, it would mean an end for all time to poverty, disease, doubt and frustration!

Mr. Flint, we have the power to do away with excessive heat and cold,

to turn wastelands into Gardens of Eden.

All I have to do is take a bite ofyour apple, gentlemen? No, thanks.

No, Mr. Flint! Mr. Flint!

Mr. Flint! Don't!

Ours would be a perfect world. Why?

Because it's your idea of perfection, gentlemen, not mine.

It is better to surrender than to destroy this great work. Agreed?

Yes, yes. Agreed. Yes. Yes! Agreed!

All right, Mr. Flint.

The power is yours. Take it!

Please, please, take it, Mr. Flint. There's been too much violence.

It is senseless to take more lives.

It is not senseless to take one more life.

Hey, come on.

You people out there, pay attention!

Lower a boat. Aye, aye, sir.

Blankets.

Bring them up to the bridge.

Sir.

Yes, sir?

Yeah! Over a waterfall, sir. Yeah. In steel drums.

That's right. In drums. D-R-U-M-S.

Yes. Oh, he wrecked the whole island!

He had no drum. He dove off the top ofthe island. Gotta be a world's record!

No, sir, I don't know his political affiliation. Yeah.

He is young enough to be a senator. Yes, sir.

Oh, I believe he's aboard now, sir. Would you like to speak with him?

Yeah. Flint! Flint, our commander in chief would like-

The commander in chief would like to congratulate you and- and your friends.

Flint!

Uh, uh, I'm sorry. He's, uh, indisposed at the moment, sir.

Yeah!

What?

I can't hear you!