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That's hysterical! Really?
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She told you that?
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Donald Trump bounced
an $82 check at The Gap.
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- He did not. Honey, please.
- That's hysterical.
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What you have is a sickness--
people who need to be late.
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- I gotta go. Paul's getting mad.
- Nice. Blame me.
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Okay, call me later, all right?
That's perfect.
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- Say hi to Henry. Bye.
- I don't understand.
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Why can't you just call a person back?
It's not that hard.
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You say, "I'm walking out the door.
Call you later."
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- How you doing? It'sJoel.
- It's a quarter to 9:00.
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How was Bermuda?
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He ate conch.
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I'm walking out the door.
I'll call you later.
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How do you like being married?
Isn't it great?
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Tell me why
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I love you like I do
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Tell me who
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Can start my heart as much as you
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Tell me all your secrets
and I'll tell you most of mine
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They say nobody's perfect
Well, that's really true this time
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I don't have the answers
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I don't have aplan
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But I'm mad about you, baby
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So help me understand
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What we do
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You can whisper in myear
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Where we go
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Who knows what happens after here
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Let's take each other's hand
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As we jump into
the final frontier
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I'm mad about you, baby
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Yeah
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I'm mad about you
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Nice. Very, very nice.
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A lot of movies are saved
in the editing room.
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Be specific.
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A lot of your movies are saved
in the editing room.
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You're saying it's your editing and not
my direction that makes this film work?
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- I did not say that.
- Then what are you saying?
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What I'm saying is,
we're a snip or two shy ofgreatness.
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- Know who used to say that?
- Would it be Alfred Hitchcock?
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That's right. You know what else
Alfred Hitchcock used to say?
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I think he said,
"My goodness. I'm a fat, fat man."
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- You know, he used to be thin.
- Oh, Hitchcock was thin, now?
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That's right. When I first
worked with him, he was wiry.
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We used to kid him.
We used to say, "Hitch, baby--"
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- Stop it right there.
- What?
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First of all,
you did not call him "Hitch."
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I most certainly did.
That was his nickname.
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- When did you work with him?
- Afternoon.
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Always in the afternoon.
Hitch was not a morning person.
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Slumlord, reels three and four.
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And what did you think?
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Well, the rats were underlit.
They looked like squirrels.
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Excuse me.
I can't agree with you at all.
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Squirrels don't walk like that.
Squirrels scurry. Rats stalk.
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Yeah, but when they're underlit,
they look like they're scurrying.
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You know, it would really
tickle the hell out of me...
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one time you came in here
and said something nice.
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Look, I became your assistant
because I know you're very talented.
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I could have taken
thejob with Scorsese.
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- You know Martin Scorsese?
- Yeah. I ke introduced me.
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Stop it.
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- Stace.
- Selb.
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Selby. Gee, it's almost noon.
Your old man's working you pretty late?
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Yeah, he slipped a disk, so I figured
I'd give myselfthe afternoon off.
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You'll never guess who
I ran into this morning.
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-Who?
-I n a million years, you'll never guess.
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Then why go through this?
J ust tell me.
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I'm at Papaya King...
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on 72nd.
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I turn around.
Who do I run into?
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- Don Ho.
- That's your guess?
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You asked me to guess,
I went with Hawaiian balladeer Don Ho.
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You wanna tell me, or are we gonna
do this all day? Who did you see?
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Lynne Stoddard.
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Get out of here!
How do you know?
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Like 1 2 million people--
from a distance--
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- Are you sure it was her?
- This is what I'm trying to askyou.
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It was her,
and she looks exactly the same.
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Really? You talked to her?
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Did she mention-- You must have
talked about college.
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At any point did she say
anything at all--
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Did she say anything about him?
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Yeah, I talked to her. I told her
you're doing the documentaries.
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- I told heryou got married.
- Why would you tell her that?
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- Why wouldn't I tell her that?
- Because that makes me less eligible.
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You are less eligible.
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Yeah, but as far as she's--
Look, if I'm--
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You see, a married person likes to feel
that there's always a chance...
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ofthem getting back together with any
ofthe people they've ever been with.
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This is what I'm trying to say.
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I know what you mean, Murray. First
time I saw her, I did the same thing.
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Why do we live in this city?
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Because it's where our apartment
is currently located.
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I've been waiting
for this moment all day.
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Me too.
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What's Murray watching?
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I don't know, but he's watching
way too much TV these days.
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- Is that you?
- Huh?
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Oh, that--
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Yeah, that's me...
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like circa 1 975.
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Are those sideburns or headphones?
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Honey, it was a very
unattractive decade.
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Who's the broad?
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You know, she's somebody
I went to college with.
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You're smelling her hair.
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Well, it was the '70s.
I smelled a lot of hair.
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Fine.
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Why are you making
a big deal out ofthis?
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- I'm hanging up my coat.
- You're being so silly about this.
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You really are.
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Where do you want me to put it,
the floor?
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Lynne Stoddard, okay?
That's her name. Lynne Stoddard.
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You satisfied?
Selby ran into her at Papaya King.
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That's the end ofthe story.
Geez!
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- What are you, jealous?
- Why would I bejealous?
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Because Selby's a single guy,
gets to have sex with different girls.
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Why would you even say
something like that? To hurt me?
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So who was she?
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You gotta know every little thing?
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Yeah.
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If I tell you everything now...
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then we're gonna have nothing left
to talk about when we're old.
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So let me do this--
just sprinkle my stories in slowly.
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So then when you're 70,
you will know everything.
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I promise. Deal?
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Deal.
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Did you sleep with her?
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I can't believe your sister can't find
one laundromat in her neighborhood.
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- She likes doing her laundry here.
- No kidding.
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- Be nice.
- I am nice. I'm very nice.
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- She won't bring any detergent.
- Here we go.
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She won't. She'll just use mine,
like she does every time.
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Never asks. Never offers to buy more.
I mean, she has a job.
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- She can afford to buy detergent.
- This goes back to when you were kids.
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It's just like when we were kids.
She did this every time.
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I can't listen to this anymore.
J ust say something to her.
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- What am I gonna say?
- "Lisa, stop using my detergent."
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She's too sensitive. We say anything,
she'll never do her laundry here again.
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Hey, let's not risk that.
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You know, your door man
sneezed all over me.
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I n his country, that is considered
a sign ofaffection.
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- Is he married?
- You want us to introduce you?
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I don't know. He's affectionate.
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- I'd love to see him without the hat.
- Come on. Let's go.
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- Paul.
- Hey, Selby. What's going on?
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Hey, I'm down here at Riff's
with guess who.
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Lynne!
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Lynne Stoddard?
My Lynne Stoddard?
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Not anymore.
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Listen, why don't you come down,
you meet us for a drink...
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you pick up the check
and you get lost?
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Hold it. Did she suggest this?
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I mean, tell me exactly.
How did my name come up?
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Well, she saw you after class
crossing the quad.
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She thought you were real cute.
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When she said my name,
was there like a certain inflection?
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No, there was no inflection.
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Was there a certain tone?
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Yes, there was a tone.
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There was a dial tone
before I called you...
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and there's gonna be another one
when I hang up.
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I don't know. You know what?
I think it would be a big mistake.
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I'll be right there.
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I can't believe this. The guy dumps you,
and you still do his laundry?
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Okay, this is it.
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This is the last load.
I'm not even gonna fold it.
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Great. Nice to see
you're setting limits.
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You were right.
I'm gonna go call him.
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Sweetie, Selby called.
I'm gonna go meet him for a beer.
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- Why doesn't hejust come up here?
- I think he's with somebody.
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Lynne, okay?
He's with Lynne Stoddard.
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- I didn't say anything.
- But you were thinking.
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- How do you know what I was thinking?
- Did I just meet you?
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Go play with Selby, all right?
You're bugging me.
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- You won't be annoyed if I go?
- No. I just said go.
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All right.
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You want to come?
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No, I don't want to come.
Do you want me to come?
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No, I don't want you to come.
I thinkyou should, though.
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You're unbelievable.
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Ifyou come with me,
we'll live a lot longer.
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If I go without you,
then I'm gonna have to come back...
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and tell you everything that I said
and everything she said.
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You still won't think
I'm telling you everything.
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This wayyou'll be there
and you'll know.
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Know what?
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Whateveryou would have
grilled me about when I come back.
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Enough already. I'm going.
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Really? You're gonna go?
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I think I should go.
Don't you think?
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I thinkyou should.
But we really should go now.
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- They're waiting.
- I gotta change.
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No, you look great, really,
just the wayyou are.
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- What is that?
- What?
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You never wear cologne.
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Did you ever think,
maybe I'm wearin' it foryou?
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You're so pathetic.
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So when are you
gonna get married, Selby?
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I'm tired of being single.
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I'm ready to put myself
on the line...
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but it's just so hard to meet a woman
that wants to make a commitment.
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Selby?
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I would have introduced you,
but I've forgotten her name.
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There she is. I mean "they."
There they are.
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I meant to say "there they."
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Look at you! Boy.
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You look great!
You lookjust the same.
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Better. You look even better.
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Not that you didn't look great
in college, but now you just--
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- You lookjust wow. You look great.
- Thanks.
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Hi, I'm the house mother
over at Paul's dorm.
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- How are you?
- Sorry. This isJamie.
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Lynney.
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Sit down. Everybody sit down.
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So you still have that long,
flowing-hair thing going, huh?
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She always had hair.
Her hair always flowed.
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To where?
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You ever been here? It's a great place.
We come here all the time.
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It's just great
for whateveryou want.
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For meeting people...
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for eating food, whatever.
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- They even serve breakfast here now.
- Can you get omelettes?
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- Pretty sure.
- Nobody cares.
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Do you know that Lynne
is a hotshot attorney?
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-Get out of here!
-I'm a junior partner at Sweeney Fuller.
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I rememberyou took
the incomplete in Poli Sci.
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Oh, God.
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Now here you are, a lawyer in
a big-time firm. That is so funny.
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Jamie's in PR.
Regional account manager, right?
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Shut up.
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Who wants what? Mrs. Buchman.
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Martini.
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- Since when?
- Straight up.
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- Paul?
- A beer.
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I'll come with you.
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Ow! What is that for?
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Regional account manager?
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- I'm a regional vice-president.
- Really?
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- And you forgot to introduce me.
- I didn't forget to introduce you.
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Ifyou just let me
get my bearings.
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Your bearings?
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Yes, my bearings.
I'm under a lot of pressure here.
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I got Selby, I got her.
I'm talking to you about omelettes.
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- There's a lot of pressure for me.
- You asked me to come.
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Yeah, but what are the chances
you were gonna sayyes?
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Right? Then it turns out
he loses the mailbox key.
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Oh, God.
Whatever happened to Terry Bees?
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- We saw him.
- On 34th Street.
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You know what he does?
He sells those big corks ofsouvlaki.
255
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He sells those
to all the 8th Avenuejoints.
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- Is there any money in that?
- He didn't do it for the money.
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Oh, God.
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Souvlaki is like lamb?
Souvlaki is mostly lamb, isn't it?
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I think that's what it is.
It's lamb.
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- I love lamb.
- Lamb is delicious.
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We never have lamb.
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What are you doing?
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You're eating the poor girl's
French fires. Have some ofyour own.
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- The French fries here are very good.
- But they have no lamb.
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Would you excuse me?
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You should really
stay away from me right now.
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You're mad because I sampled
the fried potato ofanother woman?
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That's right, Paul.
I'm mad about the French fries.
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- Is there a problem with the fries?
- No!
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- I can't believe you!
- That I'm talking to another woman?
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That you made me
come down here and watch it.
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- Watch what?
- You drooling down memory lane.
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I cannot win with you. You always say
we never go out during the week.
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Oh, my God, I hate you!
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Kids, look,
you're embarrassing me.
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Let's go talk, you and I.
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- Look, I'm really sorry.
- It's okay.
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I'm surprised it tookyou so long.
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You showed great restraint.
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I'm not good at this. I've never met
one of Paul's old girlfriends before.
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- What do you mean?
- It's okay. I saw him smell your hair.
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What?
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I n the park by the car,
in that movie.
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Oh, God, I forgot about that.
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But Paul and I were never
boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Does he know that?
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No, I mean, we may have pulled
an all-nighter once or twice...
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but we werejust friends.
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I mean, that's what friends did
in the '70s.
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God, this is bringing me back.
291
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So you don't think of Paul
as the one that got away?
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Oh, hardly!
293
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No, I mean Paul's a sweetheart.
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He is, but I was madly in love...
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with this grad student--
Ken something.
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Oh, God, I was so nuts
about that guy.
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I once felt like that
about a guy.
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You ever wonder where he is now?
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00:17:50,313 --> 00:17:53,146
He's at the bar,
probably talking about you.
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I'm just remembering the way
she used to say my name.
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Paul.
She would go, "Paul."
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As opposed to "Paul."
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Can I askyou something?
There's four million women in this city.
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Why do you gotta go out with one
ofthe few that I have seen naked?
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00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:15,101
Excuse me, but isn't that
your wife over there?
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00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:17,265
- What does that mean?
- Let it go.
307
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:21,106
You went out with her once in college.
Big deal. So she's yours forever?
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00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:23,772
I'm a bad friend
because I wanna go out with her?
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00:18:23,847 --> 00:18:27,374
All ofthose things.
Lynne was a very big thing in my life.
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What isn't a big thing
in your life?
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I wrote an entire book
of poems to her.
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Big deal!
Everything rhymes with "Lynne."
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I don't know what it is. It's painful.
I'm haunted by this relationship.
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It's the ghost of Lynne.
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With supple breasts
that you can never touch again.
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You know what? I can live with that
as long as you don't touch 'em.
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On a scale ofone to ten, how big an ass
did I make of myselftonight?
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Seventy-three.
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00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:17,661
Okay, so I got a little obsessive.
I see that now.
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I'm over it.
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00:19:24,674 --> 00:19:27,541
- You think Lynne was a little distant?
- Oh, my God.
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00:19:27,611 --> 00:19:30,512
Seriously, it seemed like I was happier
to see her than she was to see me.
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So?
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00:19:31,815 --> 00:19:35,273
So she meant something to me at one time
and now I mean nothing to her?
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00:19:35,352 --> 00:19:37,616
- You're so blind.
- Blind?
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She was threatened.
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00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:42,181
- She was?
- Come on.
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00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:45,228
She has this thing with you in college.
She comes to meet you for a drink.
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00:19:45,295 --> 00:19:48,458
You bring along your beautiful wife.
What do you think?
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00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:53,462
I like how you can soothe me
and get in a little plug foryourself.
331
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:02,408
When you were talking to her,
did she say anything?
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00:20:02,479 --> 00:20:05,812
You know, I'm really getting tired
ofdiscussing this.
333
00:20:05,882 --> 00:20:07,975
I said I was obsessing.
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00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:10,485
You really want me to tell you
everything she said verbatim?
335
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:12,385
Yeah, I do.
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00:20:12,455 --> 00:20:14,616
Sort of like a transcript.
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All right.
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00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:23,897
The truth is--
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00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:27,563
What? The truth is what?
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00:20:29,673 --> 00:20:33,165
The truth is that she was
madly in love with you.
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00:20:34,644 --> 00:20:37,135
And I'm not sure she's over it.
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00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:42,079
Really?
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00:20:42,152 --> 00:20:43,585
Really.
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You see, okay.
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00:20:49,559 --> 00:20:51,584
Okay, okay.
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'Cause she was so standoffish.
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00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,033
She's wounded.
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00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:01,862
I think so.
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- I'm like a source of pain for her.
- You can do that to people.
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Boy, I'll tell ya, I'm glad I saw her,
but believe me...
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you have nothing to worry about.
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I know.
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