All language subtitles for Kims Convenience S01E06 - Rude Kid

- Hi.
- Just this please.

You want something drink?

Eh, you look like
you can use it.

Insam Energy Beverage.

- Sorry, what?
- It's Insam Energy Beverage.

New one, very good, from Korea.

Give to you energy.

- Made from...
- Ginseng.

No, insam.

No, like, what it's made from,
looks like ginseng.

No, what it's made from
looks like insam.

- Forget it, it's no big deal.
- It's very big deal!

Look same. Not the same thing.

1910. You know what happened
in the 1910?

Japan attack Korea.

- You Japanese, bud?
- No.

- You look Japanese.
- No!

Yeah, you look like that guy
in The Last Samurai.

- Tom Cruise?
- No, the Japanese guy.

- You look like you is Dutch.
- I am Dutch.

- How'd you know that?
- I can tell.

- That's cool.
- I know. I am.

So, ginseng is a Japanese name.

Insam is a Korean name.
Look same...

Not same thing.

- Yeah, you understand?
- Yeah, I gotcha.

- Hook me up.
- Okay, I hook up.

So?

Yeah, I don't know,
just the beans.

Okay, see you.

No, I didn't say I was
expecting a better mark.

Let me cut to the chase.

Your photos were
technically good.

Very good even.

This mark doesn't say very good.

This assignment was about
using a specific filter

and that filter was you.

Were these supposed
to be self-portraits?

Not you... You.

Where was your family's
journey to Canada?

Where was
the refugee experience?

My parents aren't refugees.

- Well, boat people.
- My parents flew here.

- You mean fled.
- No, flew.

Air Canada probably.

Doesn't your family own

that little convenience store
off Sherbourne?

How do you know that?

Well, I pass by it every day
on my way to therapy.

Why don't I see
that store in your work?

It is, in two or three
of my photos.

I'll tell you what, I'm going
to give you some more time

to consider what I'm saying.

And I'm going to leave.

Okay, thank you.

No, thank you!

Hey, Kimch,

did you buy groceries?

It was looking
kinda sad in there,
so I took care of it.

Dude. Come on, man.
Use a plate.

Feet.

- You got a swiffer?
- Yes!

'Cause you never use a shoe mat.

I also bought us a shoe mat.

Did Shannon give you an advance?

Nah, I just thought
we were worth it.

- Uh-huh.
- What?

I'm good with my money.

Two days ago,
you borrowed 40 from me.

Yeah, about that...

Thanks, man.

How are you paying for all this?

Don't get bogged down
with details.

Just enjoy lemon-fresh floors
and a fridge full of food.

And what is the deal
with the sandwiches?

Yeah, I got a great deal,

but the guy said we got to eat
them all by today.

- New shirt?
- No.

I also bought napkins.

Please use them.

I can't eat garlic.
It makes me dizzy.

- Check the ingredients.
- I did.

- No garlic.
- Makes me smell like a garlic.

And you won't, because there
is no garlic in here.

Does it say no garlic?

No, because that's not how
ingredient list work.

It says what is in,
not what is not in.

How about I just
get one with no garlic?

Yes, thank you.

Perfect, one hundred percent
no garlic guarantee.

Thank you very much.
Thank you.

Oh, hello there.

I'm Ms. Murray,
one of Janet's professors.

Your kid is making big mess.

He's five.

Ya!

Ya, eh...

This is not a playground.
No running in the store.

We don't use the "N" word.

I not use the "N" word.

Oh, the other "N" word.

- No.
- Mom!

Yes, Oliver,
you can move your body.

But why don't you show us
how you can hop
like a bunny instead?

No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Stop doing like that!

Stop doing like that.

Oh, my...
Negative! Negative!

You must apologize immediately.

He not respecting my store.

He need to apologize to me.

- Are you serious?
- This is my serious face.

And you pay for chip.

He's five!

Nip in bud. You have to
be better parenting.

I hardly think that
it's my behaviour
that needs improvement.

-So, you do not discipline
your kid?
-No!

I'm sorry you had to hear
that, bunny. Come on.

- You're angry.
- You angry.

- No, you angry!
- You angry!

- You angry!
- You angry more!

Yeah.

- Hey, Jung.
- What are you doing?

Just picking up a friend.

- Who are you picking up?
- Again with the questions.

- Tevya.
- Tevya?

Ah, Terry.

-Kimchee?
-Terry, good to see you, man.
Get in.

- What's going on?
- Nothing's going on.

Just giving a buddy a lift.

So, you wouldn't mind dropping
me off at the apartment?

We're actually not going
that way.

Yeah, and I'm not sharing.

Can I talk to you out here
for a second?

I'll be right with you.
Help yourself to a sandwich.

- Are you an Uber driver?
- No!

Uber wouldn't hire me.
This is Dash.

We try harder
'cause we're number seven.

You're using a company car.
You're gonna get fired.

Uh, these are expired.

No, they're good till
the end of the day.

And nobody's gonna get fired

'cause no one is gonna find out.

-How do you know?
-Even if they do,
that's the beauty!

It's not stealing.
We're allowed the discount
for personal use.

Personal use doesn't include
a side business.

The fifth was yesterday.

Dude. No one's forcing you
to eat the sandwich.

Nobody's driving me
anywhere either.

I'm so sorry for the delay.
I'll be right with you.

No, he won't. I'm taking
the car back to work.

Can you at least drop
me at Ryerson?

Fine, it's along the way.

You're totally screwing
with my review.

But I'm not charging you
or anything.

I love that.

- Put that in the review.
- I will.

You hit my teacher's kid?

I not hit, just a flick.

Yeah, is just a flick.

Have to.
Boy was wreck everything.

- She already hates me.
- What I supposed to do?

Not flick her kid.

Why didn't you try that, Appa?

It's just like this.

What's that? Wind blowing.
I don't feel anything.

Oh, was that mosquito
hit my head?

- Nothing.
- No, stop.

I know the flick,
but it's inappropriate.

- I would flick boy sooner.
- Yeah, had no choice.

You always have a choice.

Boy have a choice
to not destroy store.

Stop! Okay, keep going.

I think boy deserve two flick.

Ah... Stop doing that.

Ms. Murray.

I heard what happened
at the store and...

Your father hit my son.

Actually, he flicked him.
He does it to me all the time.

But that doesn't excuse it.

I realize how difficult
it must be for you
to create art

with a father like that.

No, my dad's fine,
he's just Korean.

See, this is a classic case
of the victim rationalizing

the behaviour of the aggressor.

-I'm not a victim.
-No, because you've channelled
your suffering into your art.

It's very raw. Visceral.

What I thought was
trepidation in your work

is really just suppressed rage.

Wow, that's a better mark.

It's so good seeing you
being hopeful again.

Don't let your father
take that away from you.

I won't.

- Jenny said you wanted me.
- She did?

Okay, well, I'd had a few drinks

and we were playing
"Would You Rather".

Oh, you mean now. Yes.

I wanted to see you about
a very serious matter.

What's up?

Someone came in looking for
their lost phone,

saying they left it
in one of our cars.

Only they didn't
rent a car from us.

Jung, I think someone here is
using our cars to do an Uber.

- Okay.
- I think it's Terence.

-Why Terrance?
-Well, the paperwork on that
car has gone missing.

And who has access
to all the paperwork?

Doesn't it just go in the tray?

Yes, but who's always
"misplacing" paperwork
from the tray?

Terence is always misplacing
his bike helmet too.

Plus he's sweaty, shaky,
rarely makes eye contact.

You're just describing Terence.

And this is not about my yogurt.

But seriously, if you're going
to steal someone's yogurt,
eat the whole thing.

Don't just tunnel down
to the fruit then leave it.

Okay. Just let me do
a little asking around
before you do anything.

Good plan. Chase down
a couple of leads.

It'll give me a chance
to review the policy on...

Termination.

Between you and me, I've never
had to fire anyone before.

Well, hopefully,
it won't come to that.

Okay, but I have
a very bad feeling
it will come to that.

Okay, well, just wait.

Oh, I'll wait...

for the axe to fall.

And the crane...
Ah! Not the crane.

Because I have crane.

- And the man with umbrella.
- How do you have

the crane, the rooster,
the moon and the man
with the umbrella

five times in a row?

Ah, what I can say?
They all love me.

You are cheating somehow.

You cheating somehow...

at losing every time.

What is with the merchandise?

Other day, little kid in
the store causing problem.

At my restaurant,
they come in like it is
their own living room,

wearing capes,
Spiderman pyjamas,

tripping waiters,
throwing chapatis like
they're frisbees.

And the parents do nothing.

When I was a child,
I could not even
speak in public.

Yeah.
If I even look at my father...

Tack!

If I forgot to touch
my grandmother's feet,

swift cricket bat
to the backside.

One time I hold a 20-pound
English-Korean dictionary

over my head outside
in a heat wave.

If I drop just one centimetre?

Tack!

Nowadays, children
are just tiny maharajas.

Very important.

Is better to raise them
so they not think
they is so smart.

Not so special.

Then they growing up
working hard.

I think we raised our kids
the right way, Mr. Kim.

Yeah, I think so.

So, how you daughter doing?

She is not speaking
to me anymore.

You talk to your son lately?

We can't do this to Terence.

One hundred percent agree.
Or can we?

Look,

I did what you said
and destroyed the paperwork.

-I never told you to do that.
-Well, I'm glad one of us
was thinking.

We're in the clear now.

So you're suggesting a guy
we both like,

me, should get fired?

And the guy we hate,
Terence, gets a free pass?

I don't hate Terence.

So, you gonna rat out
the guy that got you this job?

No, you're going to.

I'm not jumping on
a grenade that's already
in Terence's pants.

- Where you going?
- I'm gonna tell her I did it.

You're bluffing.

- It's Terence, man! Terence!
- What?

What?

- You yelled my name.
- I yell a lot of things.

Okay, see you.

Can I help you find anything?

New chamomile ice tea?
Very calming.

I'd like you
to apologize to Oliver.

I don't think so.

It's a very important moment
for my son to see that adults
can admit to their mistakes.

Then you say sorry.

- Hey, can I just grab this?
- Yeah, just one second.

- You gonna stop him?
- Are you gonna apologize?

I'm just gonna leave
my money over here.

Okay, see you.

I'm sorry, Oliver,

for invading
your personal space.

I'm sorry, Oliver,
that you having mommy
who is spoiling you!

What is that supposed to mean?

- Ms. Murray...
- Janet.

Your father was just
giving me parenting advice.

This coming from a man
who thinks that corporal
punishment is de rigueur.

What is doo-ree-ger?
What she talking?

Do not yell at her.
This ends now.

I think there's been
a misunderstanding.

Janet's confided in me

how she's been the victim
of physical and
psychological abuse.

- Abuse?
- What? Janet?

Who's doing that?

I didn't say anything
about abuse.

I don't think anybody
said anything about abuse.

You told me how your suffering
has informed your work.

No, you told me that.
I just didn't...

disagree.

You suffer because of Appa?

Janet, I make you suffer?

I never said suffer.

I just said you are who you are.

You know how you can be.

How he can be?

I make mistake.
Your kid is not
worst behaved here.

My dad didn't abuse me, okay!

It was just a flick! A flick.

You better go.

And take monster with you.

-I had no idea how bad
things were.
-Go! Please.

Okay, Oliver.
Yes, put down the crackers.

Because, yes, we're leaving now.

I'll give you some iPad time
if you leave with Mummy now!

Umma, you know I don't think
that about Appa, right?

Every day, Appa is looking
out the window.

You know what he looking for?

Illegally parked Japanese cars?

He is looking for Jung.

Hoping...

And for school grade,
you throw his mistake
in his face?

How you can do that?

- Hey.
- Hey.

- We need to talk.
- Okay, super-serious.

-You found out something,
didn't you?
-You can't fire Terence.

- It'd be a big mistake.
- I get it.

You want to do it for me
in a misguided

but pretty amazing attempt
to keep my hands clean.

- I don't think that...

You,
Mr. Knight-in-Shining-Armour.

The least we can do is deal
with this together.

I'm the one that
should be fired.

Oh, good. Role play.

Ah, you be the firee.

I'll be the firer.

They explain everything
in the company policy.

How to fire
a depressed employee,

a pregnant employee,

an employee with whom
you're having
a personal relationship.

Can you imagine?

How would that even work?

I can make this easy for you.

Ah, that's sweet.

But I don't think
it's supposed to be easy.

In fact, this is one
of the hardest things

a manager or assistant manager
has to do.

We're going to have
to sit Terence down...

- Neutral environment...
- I did it.

- Did what?
- I used one of the cars.

- You did the Uber?
- It's not Uber, it's Dash.

Wait, so it wasn't Terence?

I didn't say that.

I just mean it wasn't Jung.

-You said it was you.
-Only because I thought you
were firing Jung.

Okay, I'll clean out my bin.

Wait.

- He's not doing this anymore.
- Only 'cause he got caught.

- Am I right?
- But I knew about this.

And I didn't tell you.

Okay, um...

Well...

Unfortunately, I have
no choice but to...

Okay, I'm not going
to do that, or that.

Going to pretend
I didn't see that.

Oh, okay...

I will officially log
this offence.

Maybe not in my computer,
but a file that will probably
just stay in my office.

Thank you.
It won't happen again.

It better not.

Can I just say one more thing?

Nope, we're done.

Good. Glad we cleared that up.

Appa, you need any help
with those?

I'm glad you got more of those.

Because we were out of those.
And now we got more.

So that's good.

Appa, I'm sorry.

You think I was a bad Appa
to you growing up?

If you think I was
a bad Appa to you,

go ahead, flick.

I don't think
you were a bad Appa.

I think you were a great Appa.

I love you and I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have let her
say those things.

If you think I was
a bad daughter...

I wasn't going to say flick me.

Too late. Too bad, so sad.

You finish.

Six more case in the van.

You think I'm too angry?

I think you angry enough.

You think you is too angry?

No.

- Then what is problem?
- No problem.

Okay. Good night.

Good night.

Maybe I too strict with Janet.

Not too strict.

Not too, little strict.

Janet is good student,
good girl because
we is good parent.

We is strict enough.

Yeah, I think so too.

Anything else you
want to talk about?

- No.
- Okay, go to sleep.

- Yeah. Good night.
- Good night.

- We eat all of cake?

Ice cream too?

- Whoa!
- What?

-All the talking
make me hungry.
-Ow.