Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,368 --> 00:00:10,868
''Love is like a
ship that never sinks.''
2
00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,433
''Baby, I'm your iceberg.''
3
00:00:15,636 --> 00:00:17,756
''I'm going to take you down.''
4
00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:20,139
''I'm going to take you down’’…
5
00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:21,934
''with no survivors.''
6
00:00:22,011 --> 00:00:24,221
Okay, that's the
plot of Titanic! Shit!
7
00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:29,184
Something fresh.
8
00:00:30,761 --> 00:00:34,721
''She's like a fruit.
I want to take a bite.''
9
00:00:35,219 --> 00:00:38,429
''A fruit helps with digestion.''
10
00:00:38,511 --> 00:00:41,011
''And she's my obsession.''
11
00:00:41,511 --> 00:00:42,931
''I got that fruit seeds in my…
12
00:00:43,011 --> 00:00:43,971
No that’s…
13
00:00:44,219 --> 00:00:45,339
That's objectification.
14
00:00:45,553 --> 00:00:47,093
Ok, that's objectification.
15
00:00:47,386 --> 00:00:49,586
Hmmm, no!
16
00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:52,639
Nice.
17
00:00:57,094 --> 00:00:59,014
''I got my feet tapping
and butt cramping.''
18
00:00:59,094 --> 00:01:01,014
''She's like fine wine,
I want fine dining.''
19
00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,724
That's not even the same genre.
20
00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:06,889
Great. That's also gone.
21
00:01:21,011 --> 00:01:21,891
Just talk to her.
22
00:01:23,511 --> 00:01:24,261
Okay.
23
00:01:25,053 --> 00:01:26,683
Time for inspiration, man!
24
00:01:26,928 --> 00:01:28,468
Just be…
No, I can't do this.
25
00:01:32,928 --> 00:01:33,758
Talk to her for the song.
26
00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,511
Be genuine. Be cool.
27
00:01:40,928 --> 00:01:43,008
Hi , can you help me write a love
song in one day?
28
00:01:43,178 --> 00:01:43,888
What?
29
00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:47,054
Can I buy you a drink?
30
00:01:47,928 --> 00:01:49,838
It's ladies night.
It's kind of free, you know.
31
00:01:51,136 --> 00:01:52,386
Yeah.
32
00:01:53,219 --> 00:01:55,929
Wait, can I buy you a drink?
33
00:01:57,761 --> 00:01:59,841
Yeah, that'll be great.
34
00:02:00,094 --> 00:02:01,014
Actually, no. Sorry.
35
00:02:01,344 --> 00:02:03,014
I don't drink when I'm working.
36
00:02:03,136 --> 00:02:03,926
Musician.
37
00:02:04,011 --> 00:02:04,551
Yes.
38
00:02:04,719 --> 00:02:05,839
What are you working on right now?
39
00:02:05,969 --> 00:02:08,969
I'm working on a love song.
40
00:02:09,553 --> 00:02:11,593
Wow! How original!
41
00:02:11,761 --> 00:02:13,471
Actually, we have 3 more originals.
42
00:02:13,553 --> 00:02:14,893
One's about the system…
43
00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:18,089
And one's about... Oh yeah,
you were insulting me, sorry.
44
00:02:18,844 --> 00:02:20,514
No, it's kind of cute.
45
00:02:21,219 --> 00:02:23,009
So, are you writing
about someone specific?
46
00:02:23,553 --> 00:02:25,053
Specific, yeah.
47
00:02:25,136 --> 00:02:26,886
There is someone specific.
48
00:02:27,011 --> 00:02:29,841
Is there someone specific for you?
49
00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:33,841
That you have specific
feelings for, specifically?
50
00:02:34,178 --> 00:02:36,048
No, not at the moment.
51
00:02:36,219 --> 00:02:36,509
Hmm.
52
00:02:36,594 --> 00:02:39,014
I mean, otherwise I wouldn't
be sitting here all alone…
53
00:02:39,094 --> 00:02:41,264
Just one day before
Valentine's Day, would I?
54
00:02:41,553 --> 00:02:42,593
Yeah.
55
00:02:43,178 --> 00:02:45,888
Anyway, who's your someone specific?
56
00:02:46,469 --> 00:02:47,549
She's not here.
57
00:02:48,053 --> 00:02:48,933
Oh what happened?
58
00:02:49,011 --> 00:02:50,011
She's gone.
59
00:02:50,219 --> 00:02:51,839
My God! Did she die?
- Yeah...
60
00:02:54,594 --> 00:02:55,184
Yeah.
61
00:02:55,386 --> 00:02:57,926
Shit! I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
62
00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:58,931
What happened?
63
00:02:59,011 --> 00:03:01,641
So many… things happened.
64
00:03:03,178 --> 00:03:04,258
She was hit...
65
00:03:04,886 --> 00:03:08,046
By a bus… stop
- What?
66
00:03:08,469 --> 00:03:11,389
Sign… On the head of the car.
- Okay.
67
00:03:11,469 --> 00:03:12,759
Don't worry, it was quick.
68
00:03:14,886 --> 00:03:17,046
Painless… You know what…
Why am I talking about myself?
69
00:03:17,219 --> 00:03:19,139
You know, I should go.
- No, it's okay.
70
00:03:19,219 --> 00:03:20,759
I'm so sorry. I mean…
71
00:03:21,511 --> 00:03:23,591
You know I can totally relate to…
72
00:03:23,678 --> 00:03:24,178
You can?
73
00:03:24,261 --> 00:03:26,641
No, nobody died but…
74
00:03:26,969 --> 00:03:28,089
It kind of hurt.
75
00:03:28,511 --> 00:03:29,551
So what happened?
76
00:03:30,636 --> 00:03:31,836
I'm sure it was serious.
77
00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:34,011
I'm sure it was…
- It was just a break-up.
78
00:03:34,469 --> 00:03:36,799
C'mon, talking about it helps.
79
00:03:37,886 --> 00:03:41,836
Well, you know,
like when you're in love…
80
00:03:42,511 --> 00:03:44,971
Everything's like sunshine,
rainbows and then…
81
00:03:45,053 --> 00:03:48,013
There's this field that
you're always running together…
82
00:03:48,178 --> 00:03:48,718
Yeah.
83
00:03:49,594 --> 00:03:51,514
When they're gone, it's just like…
84
00:03:52,094 --> 00:03:54,974
Raining… It just gets mucky.
85
00:03:55,594 --> 00:03:57,094
You get stuck.
86
00:03:57,178 --> 00:03:58,678
You don't know where you are…
87
00:03:58,928 --> 00:04:00,718
And what you're going to do in life.
88
00:04:01,678 --> 00:04:03,718
You just have to like
deal with it all alone.
89
00:04:03,803 --> 00:04:06,143
Yeah, you're alone.
- You know…
90
00:04:08,219 --> 00:04:09,139
What are you doing?
91
00:04:09,886 --> 00:04:11,216
I like to draw.
92
00:04:11,344 --> 00:04:13,474
Are you writing whatever I'm saying?
- No.
93
00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:14,513
Yeah.
94
00:04:14,594 --> 00:04:17,764
Dude, You're such a loser.
Why can't you write your own lyrics?
95
00:04:17,844 --> 00:04:20,264
But what you're saying is so good.
96
00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:22,141
And the mucky thing…
97
00:04:22,511 --> 00:04:24,431
Wait… Are these original
lyrics and not a song…
98
00:04:24,511 --> 00:04:26,221
Dude, didn't your girlfriend
just die or something?
99
00:04:26,344 --> 00:04:27,434
No, I didn't have a girlfriend.
100
00:04:27,511 --> 00:04:28,761
Oh my God!
101
00:04:28,844 --> 00:04:30,014
Sorry, I made it up.
- Wow!
102
00:04:31,218 --> 00:04:33,338
I…
103
00:04:33,428 --> 00:04:34,758
You're disgusting!
104
00:04:34,844 --> 00:04:35,594
No, I’m…
105
00:04:36,428 --> 00:04:38,218
What happened in the mucky rain?
106
00:04:38,803 --> 00:04:39,593
Shit!
107
00:04:51,719 --> 00:04:53,389
Hi, can I buy you a drink?
108
00:04:53,803 --> 00:04:55,803
Don't even bother man, I heard it all.
109
00:05:50,553 --> 00:05:51,393
Bro, what's happening?
110
00:05:51,469 --> 00:05:52,969
Nothing, I was just getting the feel.
111
00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,513
You know the lyrics have to…
112
00:05:54,636 --> 00:05:56,046
You know you do this weird…
113
00:05:56,136 --> 00:05:58,966
A.R. Rahman noise thing
every time you don't have lyrics.
114
00:05:59,053 --> 00:06:00,683
What? Lyrics again…
115
00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,091
Granny liked it.
- Right, granny?
116
00:06:02,219 --> 00:06:04,389
No, she doesn't.
She likes my guitar riff.
117
00:06:04,469 --> 00:06:05,719
And it's still rough.
118
00:06:06,053 --> 00:06:07,433
And I've been practising all morning.
119
00:06:07,511 --> 00:06:09,011
Oh, c'mon, okay?
120
00:06:09,094 --> 00:06:10,804
I've heard this tune before.
121
00:06:10,886 --> 00:06:12,466
You have some old
guitar riffs lying around…
122
00:06:12,553 --> 00:06:13,843
And you use it whenever you want.
123
00:06:13,928 --> 00:06:15,298
It's not my fault that I don't have…
124
00:06:15,553 --> 00:06:17,553
Old love stories
lying around to use…
125
00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:19,184
Whenever I want for a song.
126
00:06:19,261 --> 00:06:20,221
Actually, it is your fault.
127
00:06:20,303 --> 00:06:21,343
How's it my fault?
128
00:06:22,678 --> 00:06:24,548
Once Sumaira asked you
out in the ninth standard.
129
00:06:24,761 --> 00:06:25,841
You should've said yes.
130
00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,933
You rejected her just because
she's taller than you!
131
00:06:28,136 --> 00:06:29,426
She wasn't taller than me!
132
00:06:29,553 --> 00:06:31,303
Okay? She has really long legs.
133
00:06:31,719 --> 00:06:33,549
If 60% is legs means…
134
00:06:34,553 --> 00:06:36,013
Granny, I really need your help.
135
00:06:36,094 --> 00:06:37,394
You're a wise old woman, right?
136
00:06:37,469 --> 00:06:40,389
You must've had a few
relationships when you were young.
137
00:06:41,136 --> 00:06:43,676
Any cute romances
near the temple area?
138
00:06:43,761 --> 00:06:44,931
Flirting? No?
139
00:06:47,844 --> 00:06:50,054
Oh, what about when
you met Rohan's grandfather?
140
00:06:50,136 --> 00:06:52,506
Some beautiful experience?
141
00:06:52,761 --> 00:06:54,261
Was it like love at first sight?
142
00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:56,344
Ya maybe not. You're right.
143
00:06:58,219 --> 00:07:02,799
What about when Rohan's grandfather
passed away? God bless his soul.
144
00:07:03,511 --> 00:07:05,221
How was that experience?
145
00:07:05,303 --> 00:07:06,893
If you could describe that feeling…
146
00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,049
In like three stanzas
and one chorus…
147
00:07:09,136 --> 00:07:11,136
Bridge, I don't mind…
- Dude, can you not do that?
148
00:07:11,219 --> 00:07:11,969
She's sleeping.
149
00:07:12,053 --> 00:07:13,473
What? No, she's listening to me.
150
00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,263
Okay, why's that short freak here?
151
00:07:18,969 --> 00:07:19,969
Oh hey!
- Hey, Kenneth.
152
00:07:20,053 --> 00:07:21,343
Hi, man. What's up?
153
00:07:23,761 --> 00:07:24,971
Is that your grandmother?
154
00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:26,094
Yes.
155
00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:29,299
Hello, grandma.
- Can you not... She's sleeping.
156
00:07:29,469 --> 00:07:30,259
Oh Sorry.
157
00:07:31,053 --> 00:07:33,303
So, bro. I spoke to the studio guys.
158
00:07:33,469 --> 00:07:35,219
They said if we don't
record the EP tomorrow…
159
00:07:35,303 --> 00:07:36,933
The next available
date is only in March.
160
00:07:37,011 --> 00:07:37,971
Oh, that's not too bad.
161
00:07:38,053 --> 00:07:39,803
It's next year bro, 2005!
162
00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:40,893
Okay, that late.
163
00:07:40,969 --> 00:07:44,219
Okay, why is he…
- Why are you speaking to the studio?
164
00:07:44,719 --> 00:07:45,719
Didn't you tell him?
- No.
165
00:07:45,803 --> 00:07:46,933
Yeah, I told him.
166
00:07:47,011 --> 00:07:49,431
One second. You want
to talk outside for 2 minutes?
167
00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,471
I want to tell you something.
168
00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,013
Let's just talk outside for 2 minutes.
169
00:07:52,178 --> 00:07:53,968
Quick chat.
170
00:07:55,719 --> 00:07:56,759
Don't touch that. Put it down.
171
00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:57,724
Put it down. - Yeah.
172
00:07:57,803 --> 00:07:58,893
One second.
173
00:08:02,303 --> 00:08:04,223
Okay, listen. He said he'll help us…
174
00:08:04,303 --> 00:08:06,093
With the recording
studio for the album.
175
00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,886
He scratches our back,
we scratch his back.
176
00:08:09,136 --> 00:08:11,176
How the hell is that scratching
each other's backs?
177
00:08:11,344 --> 00:08:13,934
We're not doing anything for him.
What's he getting out of it?
178
00:08:25,053 --> 00:08:25,893
Dude!
179
00:08:26,344 --> 00:08:29,344
You saw Purple Harmony
ill treating him full day.
180
00:08:29,594 --> 00:08:31,514
Carrying guitars and all.
Poor guy dude!
181
00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,468
He offered to help us.
It's not like I asked him.
182
00:08:35,094 --> 00:08:36,304
What do we have to lose?
183
00:08:51,178 --> 00:08:53,678
Can you not touch that, you creep?
184
00:08:53,761 --> 00:08:54,801
Are these yours?
185
00:08:54,886 --> 00:08:57,966
Yeah. I mean, no.
They belong to the woman I am…
186
00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:01,301
Sleeping with.
- Hey!
187
00:09:01,594 --> 00:09:03,344
Sorry, grandma.
I thought you're sleeping.
188
00:09:03,428 --> 00:09:04,638
Hey, c'mon!
189
00:09:04,719 --> 00:09:07,929
How can she leave this room and
not realise she's not wearing panties?
190
00:09:08,011 --> 00:09:09,141
Okay, listen.
191
00:09:09,344 --> 00:09:11,184
We need to finish
that stupid love song…
192
00:09:11,261 --> 00:09:13,221
If we want to finish
our album, okay?
193
00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,263
It's not done yet?
194
00:09:15,344 --> 00:09:18,054
You know what? Why does
it have to be a stupid love song?
195
00:09:18,303 --> 00:09:20,303
Why don't you write something
you know about, Kenny?
196
00:09:20,386 --> 00:09:23,336
Like, I don't know…
Tall girls and long legs…
197
00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:25,088
Okay, enough.
198
00:09:25,178 --> 00:09:27,508
It's not my fault
if tall girls hit on me.
199
00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:28,926
You know what? You're right.
200
00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:30,679
It's not you fault you're short.
201
00:09:30,761 --> 00:09:33,471
Get lost! Every band’s…
202
00:09:33,678 --> 00:09:35,798
Biggest breakout
song has been a love song.
203
00:09:36,219 --> 00:09:38,179
Sweet child of mine, Angie…
204
00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:39,844
Layla…
- Yeah, dude.
205
00:09:40,011 --> 00:09:42,051
Even Purple Harmony's most
famous song is a love song.
206
00:09:42,136 --> 00:09:44,796
Aren't all their songs love songs?
- Yeah.
207
00:09:45,636 --> 00:09:47,796
Yeah, that's why all
their songs are so popular.
208
00:09:48,053 --> 00:09:50,183
See, we have a song about
everything else, right?
209
00:09:50,303 --> 00:09:51,893
What if this is our breakout song?
210
00:09:52,428 --> 00:09:53,678
What's the harm in trying?
211
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:54,761
I'll help you with that, Kenny.
212
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,223
Thanks, okay.
Thing is…
213
00:09:56,303 --> 00:09:57,473
You know it's a good idea, dude.
214
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,553
You guys should get a room,
make out...
215
00:09:59,761 --> 00:10:01,971
See of you can find something.
- Thanks.
216
00:10:02,761 --> 00:10:03,891
Do you have a girlfriend?
217
00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,223
No.
218
00:10:07,053 --> 00:10:08,303
What are you looking for?
219
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:10,094
Nothing.
220
00:10:10,636 --> 00:10:13,506
But my parents, bro…
They've a really weird love story.
221
00:10:13,636 --> 00:10:15,006
Nice! Tell me.
222
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,006
All right.
223
00:10:16,511 --> 00:10:18,341
So, when my father
married my mother…
224
00:10:18,469 --> 00:10:19,969
My mother got pregnant.
225
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,343
And then my father
left for Dubai for work.
226
00:10:22,886 --> 00:10:26,136
My mother went through
some intense psychological drama.
227
00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:29,344
She wanted to kill me as a baby!
228
00:10:29,761 --> 00:10:32,551
Apparently, there are 10 million cases
of these things that happen every year.
229
00:10:32,678 --> 00:10:33,718
It's pretty normal.
230
00:10:34,261 --> 00:10:35,761
But my mother didn't kill me.
231
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,721
She didn't, bro.
- Yeah.
232
00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:40,803
Isn't that what love is?
233
00:10:41,053 --> 00:10:43,343
When you really want
to kill something…
234
00:10:43,678 --> 00:10:44,838
But you don't.
235
00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:47,094
Because, you love it.
236
00:10:49,969 --> 00:10:51,639
That's a nice story.
- Yeah.
237
00:10:51,886 --> 00:10:54,386
But that's kind of
useless… For this song.
238
00:10:56,636 --> 00:10:58,756
Are you ironing your shirt?
239
00:10:59,511 --> 00:11:00,091
What?
240
00:11:00,969 --> 00:11:01,639
I'm heading out.
241
00:11:01,719 --> 00:11:03,179
But that's your
special occasion shirt.
242
00:11:03,261 --> 00:11:04,931
And you only wear that for gigs.
243
00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:05,931
We don't have a gig today.
244
00:11:06,136 --> 00:11:08,216
Hey! What special occasion
are you going for?
245
00:11:08,303 --> 00:11:09,803
Valentine's Day.
246
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,836
You know what? Mind your own business
and finish the damn song.
247
00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:18,426
And if you guys are
going to get physical…
248
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,181
Ugh!
249
00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:21,434
Sorry, grandma.
250
00:11:22,094 --> 00:11:23,804
Please don't do it in front of granny.
251
00:11:28,219 --> 00:11:32,009
Oh my God! The panties, the shirt…
252
00:11:32,094 --> 00:11:33,434
'Finish the song, dude!'
253
00:11:33,511 --> 00:11:35,301
Rohan's aggressive
defensive behaviour...
254
00:11:35,386 --> 00:11:37,836
Dude, Rohan is in love.
He doesn't even know it!
255
00:11:38,303 --> 00:11:39,143
This is perfect.
256
00:11:39,719 --> 00:11:41,179
Last time when he fell in love with…
257
00:11:42,219 --> 00:11:43,299
It tore him apart, dude.
258
00:11:45,136 --> 00:11:46,716
Somehow if we observe him…
259
00:11:47,303 --> 00:11:48,803
If we see what he's going through…
260
00:11:49,011 --> 00:11:50,181
And if you're lucky enough…
261
00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,474
And he has his heart broken again…
262
00:11:53,761 --> 00:11:55,141
There will be nothing like it!
263
00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:57,179
Dude, whose panties were those?
264
00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:02,054
I've been talking for the last…
About this only…
265
00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:04,684
Let's just go follow
him and we'll find out.
266
00:12:04,761 --> 00:12:06,301
Cool. Is grandma coming with us?
267
00:12:10,636 --> 00:12:12,386
I don't think so. Let's go.
268
00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:21,296
What do you see?
269
00:12:22,053 --> 00:12:23,013
It's okay.
270
00:12:26,969 --> 00:12:28,139
What do you see?
271
00:12:28,803 --> 00:12:31,013
What's Rohan doing here?
272
00:12:31,428 --> 00:12:33,008
Hey, Rohan!
273
00:12:33,094 --> 00:12:33,804
What?
274
00:12:34,136 --> 00:12:35,676
We were kicked out of here last week.
275
00:12:35,886 --> 00:12:38,886
Why, bro? It's been like 15 days.
Nobody cares man!
276
00:12:38,969 --> 00:12:41,089
Okay, you're right.
277
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:43,928
You know what?
278
00:12:44,136 --> 00:12:45,216
He's talking to some female.
279
00:12:46,094 --> 00:12:47,264
Bro!
- What?
280
00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:49,644
That has to be the panties lady, bro.
281
00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:53,221
No, it's Prakriti.
282
00:12:54,053 --> 00:12:55,473
Oh shit!
- What bro?
283
00:12:55,553 --> 00:12:57,763
Prakriti is the panties girl!
284
00:12:58,136 --> 00:12:59,256
Oh no! - What?
285
00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:02,181
She's making him sleep with
her because he sabotaged the show.
286
00:13:04,053 --> 00:13:06,473
No!
- No?
287
00:13:06,844 --> 00:13:08,724
They want to have sex with each other.
288
00:13:08,803 --> 00:13:09,553
I'm sure it’s…
289
00:13:10,094 --> 00:13:11,644
It's consensual.
290
00:13:13,303 --> 00:13:15,803
It makes no sense.
They hate each other.
291
00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:18,264
How could they possibly…
- What are they doing?
292
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:28,514
Jason.
- What?
293
00:13:28,636 --> 00:13:31,836
That's what sexual tension is.
- What sexual tension?
294
00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:40,804
Okay…
295
00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:46,264
He likes her.
He doesn't know it yet.
296
00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:47,804
We just have to make him realise it.
297
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:48,804
Okay? - Okay.
298
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,299
We have to somehow
get them together. - Okay.
299
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:53,841
All right,
ladies and gentlemen, hello!
300
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:55,968
Hi! I'm over here.
301
00:13:56,053 --> 00:13:58,303
So, today we are gonna be playing some games…
302
00:13:58,386 --> 00:14:00,966
As part of the Valentine's
Day celebration…
303
00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:02,763
Presented by SeaZone.
304
00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:05,724
The name of the show is
The Valentine's Day Special…
305
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,433
Love train, hosted by me, Joel.
That's me guys.
306
00:14:08,678 --> 00:14:10,508
So, today we are gonna play some games…
307
00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:12,966
To break the ice
between some of the…
308
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,263
New lovers here.
309
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:18,934
And also maybe freeze
up the loose warm water…
310
00:14:19,011 --> 00:14:22,431
That maybe
... maybe drifted you apart.
311
00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:25,509
So, let's play the games
and have a gala time...
312
00:14:25,636 --> 00:14:27,886
Here on the love train.
The winner gets…
313
00:14:27,969 --> 00:14:30,089
One day two nights…
314
00:14:30,178 --> 00:14:33,088
Complimentary stay
at the Paradise Resorts.
315
00:14:33,178 --> 00:14:35,388
Remember there's no
complimentary breakfast included.
316
00:14:35,469 --> 00:14:37,429
Everybody let's get on the love train.
317
00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:41,934
And maybe you didn't see that.
One more time.
318
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,841
Let's everybody get on the love train.
319
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,716
Okay, we'll start now.
320
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,303
Jason, dude…
321
00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:51,473
It's almost like someone up there…
322
00:14:51,761 --> 00:14:54,641
Wants us to finish this song.
It's too beautiful.
323
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,049
Forget that.
There's no complimentary breakfast!
324
00:14:58,553 --> 00:15:00,393
The whole trip is complimentary!
325
00:15:00,511 --> 00:15:02,051
You want breakfast
also you want for free?
326
00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:03,756
What about my pancakes, bro?
327
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,889
Can we focus on Rohan and Prakriti?
328
00:15:05,969 --> 00:15:07,549
Okay, come.
- Okay.
329
00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:11,513
Hey man. Sorry.
- Yeah?
330
00:15:11,969 --> 00:15:13,469
Can I ask you a favour, dude?
331
00:15:13,761 --> 00:15:16,841
The thing is…
- Just write their names.
332
00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:22,091
The thing is our friend
wants to hook up…
333
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:23,838
With the manager of the restaurant.
334
00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:25,928
Prakriti ma'am.
- Yeah.
335
00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:28,721
But you know how she is, right?
- Strict.
336
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,393
Strict person, yeah she is…
337
00:15:30,469 --> 00:15:33,889
Actually,
she's not paying me for the MC also.
338
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,296
Yeah, I know that.
She's so mean, right?
339
00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:37,006
She hasn't paid us either so I get it.
340
00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:39,894
Okay, the thing is we're
putting their names down.
341
00:15:40,053 --> 00:15:41,303
Did you take her permission?
- Prakriti…
342
00:15:41,386 --> 00:15:43,676
Yeah, we have.
We asked her…
343
00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:44,679
Yesterday.
344
00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:46,256
Okay. - It's all done.
345
00:15:46,386 --> 00:15:47,716
You just have to force her.
346
00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:49,093
Just a little bit, come come.
347
00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:50,968
Force?
- No, coerce.
348
00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:53,303
Coerce?
- Convince her.
349
00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:56,011
It's Valentine's Day man.
350
00:15:56,386 --> 00:15:57,836
For love, dude.
351
00:15:58,011 --> 00:16:00,511
C'mon, Do it.
- Joel.
352
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,391
Is…
353
00:16:02,469 --> 00:16:03,259
Okay?
354
00:16:03,678 --> 00:16:04,338
Okay?
- Done.
355
00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:06,638
Awesome. Thanks. Sorry.
356
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:07,889
Okay.
357
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,933
Hey, Rohan.
358
00:16:15,178 --> 00:16:16,468
What are you guys doing here?
359
00:16:16,678 --> 00:16:19,638
There's a great Valentine's
Day event happening here…
360
00:16:19,719 --> 00:16:20,469
In this venue.
361
00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:22,013
So my buddy Jason and I…
362
00:16:22,136 --> 00:16:24,176
Thought of checking
it out for inspiration.
363
00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:25,301
What are you doing here, buddy?
364
00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:26,636
Chill. I came to get a beer.
365
00:16:26,969 --> 00:16:27,719
Just a beer, bro.
366
00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:28,433
Just a beer.
367
00:16:28,511 --> 00:16:30,011
Poor guy has been working full day.
368
00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:32,724
A nice cold beer
will really refresh him.
369
00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:34,299
You know what else is cold, buddy?
370
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,006
The manager there.
371
00:16:37,511 --> 00:16:39,721
Did you come to see her buddy?
- Fine, we're sleeping with each other.
372
00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:40,758
I knew it!
373
00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:42,468
That explains the panties, bro.
374
00:16:44,178 --> 00:16:46,968
Everybody knows it's
Prakriti's panties.
375
00:16:48,678 --> 00:16:51,218
That's right, everybody.
You know what that sound means.
376
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:54,843
It means it's time to
get on board on the love train.
377
00:16:54,928 --> 00:16:57,008
I'm going to read out
the names of the contestants…
378
00:16:57,094 --> 00:16:58,224
For the games today.
379
00:16:58,303 --> 00:17:01,553
First up we have Tejas and Sindhu.
380
00:17:03,511 --> 00:17:07,801
Beautiful. Next up we
have Rohan and Prakriti over there.
381
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:10,216
How about a round of applause there?
382
00:17:11,219 --> 00:17:11,969
Yeah!
383
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:13,473
Dude, what the hell? This isn't funny.
384
00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:14,433
I didn't do it, I swear.
385
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:18,051
Next up we have Jason and Kenneth.
386
00:17:18,969 --> 00:17:20,839
Why did you put our names?
387
00:17:21,428 --> 00:17:22,388
For research!
388
00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:27,763
All right,
how about a huge round of applause…
389
00:17:27,844 --> 00:17:31,474
And encouragement for
our very special participant…
390
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:33,723
Miss Prakriti who
also happens to be…
391
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,883
The manager of the restaurant,
standing right there.
392
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:38,338
Just do it ironically and get over it.
Okay?
393
00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:39,763
Let's start off with the game.
394
00:17:39,844 --> 00:17:41,894
Yeah.
- Yeah.
395
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:45,804
The first game is
called 'I'm not sari.'
396
00:17:46,678 --> 00:17:50,298
Remember,the point of this
game is to see how much…
397
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:53,836
You can cooperate with your partner
and work together.
398
00:17:53,928 --> 00:17:55,678
You just have to shove it.
- Yeah.
399
00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:56,971
Where? Here?
400
00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:59,013
Shove it in anywhere.
- Okay, shove it in anywhere.
401
00:17:59,094 --> 00:18:00,804
Doesn't it have to go around me first?
402
00:18:00,886 --> 00:18:02,546
Rohan, looking fine, dude.
403
00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:05,338
I'm pretty sure it… - I'm tying
the sari. Can you just be the prop?
404
00:18:05,428 --> 00:18:06,928
Cool, all right.
405
00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:09,758
Just go around, yeah.
406
00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:11,304
Just go… all right.
Yeah.
407
00:18:11,386 --> 00:18:15,966
And please stop tying your saris now.
408
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:16,973
I'm done! I'm done!
409
00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:20,053
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
clearly the winner of this game is…
410
00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:23,836
None other than the two boys there
Jason and Kenneth.
411
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,548
Yes!
412
00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:30,393
Our next game is called
'Draw your partner'.
413
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,141
Just turn this side bro.
414
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,931
Are you picturing me naked?
415
00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:37,051
I've got a much clearer
picture than that!
416
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,474
You're good.
417
00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:43,053
Bunch of Leonardo DaVin… DiCa…
DaVinci here!
418
00:18:43,136 --> 00:18:44,756
I need a rubber.
- Huh?
419
00:18:44,969 --> 00:18:45,339
Rubber.
420
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,298
Should go to the
pharmacy beforehand, bro.
421
00:18:48,469 --> 00:18:50,429
You're good. Just two more seconds.
422
00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:51,971
Just finishing touches.
423
00:18:52,053 --> 00:18:55,343
And the game stops now.
- I'm done.
424
00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:56,838
I'm done.
425
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:57,928
Cool.
- Perfect!
426
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,841
Show, what you got?
- Nice, man.
427
00:19:03,719 --> 00:19:05,839
If anything, it's the best
piece of poop I've ever seen...
428
00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:08,178
Let's see your pictures,
ladies and gentlemen.
429
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,466
That's a poop!
430
00:19:10,636 --> 00:19:12,086
Okay, that's nasty.
431
00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:15,508
And wow, Jason!
That's a beautiful picture.
432
00:19:15,636 --> 00:19:18,296
Give it up for the winner,
Jason and Kenneth again!
433
00:19:18,386 --> 00:19:21,546
C'mon, this is the
best piece of shit ever!
434
00:19:21,678 --> 00:19:23,468
First prize for the ice cream poop.
435
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:27,433
Okay. Our last game
for the evening is…
436
00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:29,891
‘Who's more likely’.
437
00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:34,136
Which one of you is most
likely to insist on snuggling…
438
00:19:34,219 --> 00:19:36,009
On a rainy day?
439
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,344
He said Divya and she said Nishant.
440
00:19:41,428 --> 00:19:44,008
You guys have no
idea about each other.
441
00:19:44,136 --> 00:19:45,546
Get out of here!
442
00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:48,758
All right. Our next question
goes to these two boys here.
443
00:19:48,844 --> 00:19:51,644
Which one of you is most likely to…
444
00:19:51,719 --> 00:19:54,509
Sneak a kiss…
445
00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:02,684
Kenneth says Jason
and Jason says Jason!
446
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:04,434
That's weird!
447
00:20:04,511 --> 00:20:05,721
That's weird!
448
00:20:06,011 --> 00:20:09,971
Our last question goes
to Rohan and the most beloved…
449
00:20:10,053 --> 00:20:13,053
And respected Prakriti ma'am.
450
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:17,394
Which one of you is most
likely to forget an anniversary?
451
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,474
All right Rohan says Miss Prakriti…
452
00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:31,433
and Miss Prakriti says…
- What's that?
453
00:20:31,511 --> 00:20:32,471
Butts!
454
00:20:34,053 --> 00:20:37,013
Okay, so one person
is a lot more serious...
455
00:20:37,094 --> 00:20:39,554
About this than the other.
456
00:20:39,928 --> 00:20:41,888
All right, well whatever that means.
457
00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:45,471
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen
for participating in our games.
458
00:20:45,553 --> 00:20:46,843
Can I have a chat with you?
- Okay.
459
00:20:46,928 --> 00:20:47,638
Cool.
460
00:20:47,719 --> 00:20:51,469
Two nights' stay at Paradise Resorts
goes to…
461
00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:54,343
Jason and Kenneth.
462
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:57,053
Cheer up for them.
463
00:20:57,469 --> 00:20:58,299
Thank you.
464
00:20:58,386 --> 00:21:00,466
Good for you.
Call us for the wedding.
465
00:21:00,553 --> 00:21:02,223
Everyone's having a great time.
466
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:06,553
They say chocolate is an aphrodisiac.
467
00:21:06,761 --> 00:21:09,471
That's enough surprises
from you for a year now, Joel.
468
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,974
The bar shuts down in 45 minutes...
469
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,093
People. Enjoy yourselves and
Happy Valentine's Day.
470
00:21:14,178 --> 00:21:16,178
Happy Valentine's Day.
471
00:21:16,261 --> 00:21:18,011
Let's go drink beer.
- Yeah, what's up?
472
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,304
Most likely to forget an anniversary?
473
00:21:20,553 --> 00:21:22,093
What? I was doing it ironically.
474
00:21:22,261 --> 00:21:25,221
Okay as long as you don't think
there's going to be an anniversary.
475
00:21:25,303 --> 00:21:26,013
What?
476
00:21:27,178 --> 00:21:27,968
Why would I think that?
477
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,093
I mean, you know this
is not going anywhere, right?
478
00:21:30,428 --> 00:21:30,888
What?
479
00:21:31,053 --> 00:21:32,303
Like we're just hanging out…
480
00:21:32,386 --> 00:21:34,256
Do you think I'm in
love with you or something?
481
00:21:34,344 --> 00:21:36,724
Yeah, it's not love.
- It's not.
482
00:21:37,219 --> 00:21:40,049
It's just hanging out.
- We're just hanging out. Yeah, I know that.
483
00:21:40,136 --> 00:21:40,546
Cool.
484
00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:42,763
It's not love. It's hanging out.
485
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:44,298
That's it!
486
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,721
We're just hanging out.
487
00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:58,304
''What if I kiss your forehead?
It's not love, it's hanging out.''
488
00:21:58,678 --> 00:22:02,758
''What if I hold your hand?
It's not love, it's just hanging out.''
489
00:22:02,928 --> 00:22:07,678
''What if I look outside the window
to sunshine, do I see your face? No.''
490
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:11,301
''It's not longing, it's banging.''
491
00:22:11,761 --> 00:22:15,221
''It's not love, just hanging out.''
492
00:22:16,053 --> 00:22:20,183
''It's not love, just hanging out.''
493
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:23,434
''It's not love, just hanging out.''
494
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:29,093
''It's not love, just hanging out.''
495
00:22:29,143 --> 00:22:33,693
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
35467
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof