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I think it's great that they let a guy
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with a head injury have
his own show, but...
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it's not really fair on his guests.
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Why are you working on a Sunday?
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'Cause if I finish this today,
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then I can be home for
dinner tomorrow night.
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God! Seriously, when's it all
gonna stop being such a slog?
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Shit!
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Oh, I forgot to say,
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- Mrs Hammond's retiring next week.
- Really?
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She wants to spend more time with
her grandchildren... poor fuckers!
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Got this new bloke
taking over from her...
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he's making me anxious.
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Why? I thought you hated Hammond.
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Yeah, but at least I
knew where I was with her.
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What if the new guy doesn't get me...
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my teaching style, you
know? I'm pretty maverick.
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Okay, Captain, My Captain.
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I've gotta get her a leaving
gift, as well, for God's sake!
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What about, like, a tasteful sex toy?
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Oh, right. So, like a... like
a Waterford-crystal dildo?
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Well, don't go crazy, but
maybe... antique nipple clamps?
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Frankie just heard that.
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Great! Now we don't have to
have the nipple-clamp talk.
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Sync & corrections by PetaG
for www.addic7ed.com
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- Can we interrupt you?
- Oh, yeah.
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I was just checking the pricing on...
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Rob, this is James Cohen. He's
just taken over from Antony Tillman
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as global chief operating officer.
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- Good to meet you in person, Rob.
- Good to meet you, too.
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James is just here on a whirlwind visit
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on his way to the Geneva office.
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Ah, not such a whirlwind.
I'll be here for a week or two.
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I've been hearing really
good things about you, Rob,
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or rather I haven't heard
anything bad, and that's good.
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Yeah. Once they took the vending
machine out of the employee kitchen,
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I became a lot more productive.
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- Ah...
- Oh, yes, we have to get down to research.
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- Shall we catch up later?
- Okay.
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Ah, hey, make sure you close
the double doors when you enter.
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Those guys are afraid of sunlight.
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Oh, and, er, keep an eye on your wallet,
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there's been some incidences
of theft down there.
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Really?
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No. That was also a joke.
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Oh.
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I know the world has
changed a great deal
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even since I first entered the school.
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We didn't have hand sanitisers
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or blogs.
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We had... powdered soap and diaries!
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Caleb, maybe one day you'll invent
the next way to clean your hands,
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with, perhaps, a vapour,
or even a microchip!
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Wouldn't that be
something! I think that...
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Oh, my God, she's lost her mind!
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Now, would you please give a
warm Kingscote Primary welcome
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to your new headmaster, my
esteemed successor, Mr Maxwell!
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Thank you, Mrs Hammond,
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and thank you to the choir for that
touching rendition of "Umbrella".
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When the sun shines, we
do all shine together.
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Shush!
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- What do you think?
- I think we can break him.
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Did you see he was wearing
a braided leather belt?
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- Yeah.
- Tells you all you need to know.
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I see we have another
case of the giggles.
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Mr Maxwell, this is Ms Norris
and Ms Niles. They're always...
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- Hello.
- laughing at something or other.
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I gave up trying to find
out what a long time ago.
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And as it's my last
week, I don't mind saying
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I've always found it extremely annoying.
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Oh, well, I'm a terminally unfunny man,
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so I'm always grateful to
have someone lighten the mood.
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- Shall we go to my office?
- Let's!
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They're off to do the
head-teacher handover ritual now.
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- What's that?
- She squirts the milk of knowledge out of her tits,
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and then he rubs it all
over his face and chest.
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Now, when I look at a map of
Europe, I think of Napoleon,
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and all he was able to achieve.
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I can't help but wonder,
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why aren't we making more
inroads into certain territories?
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Now, I know you guys can get people
from the Baltics, for example,
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to start gobbling up more duloxetine!
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Anybody ever been there?
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Well, the chicks are high...
but otherwise it fucking sucks.
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You've got people committing
suicide for lunch up there.
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We should be moving truckloads
of the stuff. Truckloads!
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Just to follow up on the Baltic idea,
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- this is something Rob and I have...
- Ah, Harita, I've gotta bounce.
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So, yeah. You take over.
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So...
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Can I give you my BMW?
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Sure. Can I sell it?
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Fucking drive it off
a cliff. I don't care.
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Then, yeah. Why are you
getting rid of your car?
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Well, I just need to start downsizing
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in case we wind up pulling
the trigger on New Zealand.
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What are Catherine's
thoughts on all this?
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Uh, mixed bag. I think
she'll come around, though.
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Oh, I gotta go. I just
got a DM from Eric Trump.
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Ugh!
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- Oh, hey, James. What can I do for you?
- Rob,
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my wife flies in
tomorrow... for some reason.
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Would you and your wife... or husband...
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- I don't wanna make assumptions.
- I... I have a female wife.
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Would you like to bring your
female wife to dinner with us?
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There's one of those hoof-to-snout
restaurants in Knightsbridge.
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- Do you eat that stuff?
- Oh, sure. I'll eat a face.
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What are you two conspiring about?
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Oh, dinner tomorrow night.
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- My wife's in town.
- Oh!
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Well, let me know the
details of where and when,
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and I'll see if my
boyfriend can come along too.
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I'm gonna bet you 500 bucks that
her boyfriend has pierced nipples.
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- How will we find out?
- Leave that to me.
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Hey...
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good news about syphilis
in the Netherlands.
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I know! I'm psyched!
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- How's it going, there?
- Yeah! Good. Good.
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And what is this?
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Uh, well, that's just some
shit... um... stuff that I...
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- bring in to show them I was a person once.
- Oh.
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That's me in a school, uh, disco thing.
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Grade-one guitar certificate.
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That's me and Nick
Rhodes, from Duran Duran.
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- ? Girls on film... ? Oh!
- Oh!
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First album I ever bought.
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Yeah, I remember the
first teacher of mine
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I thought of as a human being.
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I saw her crying on the top deck
of a bus on her way home one day,
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and for the first time I saw her
not as a teacher but as a woman,
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with feelings.
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Oh, well, that's...
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But then we found out that
she'd been having an affair
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with a 17-year-old boy in sixth form.
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Can you call it an affair?
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Is it "relationship"?
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I mean, couldn't she
have waited one more year?
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Yeah! Yeah,
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or she could've looked into dating
a man from her own generation.
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Yes. I feel the same way.
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- Right! I'll leave you to your work.
- Okay.
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What the fuck is that?
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- What'd it smell like?
- I didn't stick my nose in it.
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Well, I mean I doubt it's anything.
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It... it would've had to penetrate
trousers and then cotton underwear,
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unless he wears silk ones, in
which case he's a real pervert.
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- Oh, okay. So I imagined it.
- No, but...
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you know, if you didn't, then, he
made a multiple fabric blast-through,
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which is unlikely,
unless he's Superman...
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Look! A man... a man
in a powerful position
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left a moisture patch on my desk.
I don't feel comfortable with that.
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Okay. Uh, what are
you gonna do about it?
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I dunno. Be angry.
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Nothing.
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I think those are both great choices.
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Oh, uh, we've been invited to a dinner
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with the big Braeband boss and his wife.
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We've been invited?
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- Me too?
- Yes.
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Oh, God. Really?
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Oh... when? I hate work dinners.
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You've never been to one!
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I've literally never once asked
you to come to a work dinner.
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- What will they want from me?
- I don't know! Your...
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- wife-like presence?
- Yeah, but should I be chatty,
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like Michelle Obama, or should
I be more like Jackie Kennedy,
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you know, like, don't say much,
but when I do say something,
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really make it count,
like slag off the Queen?
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I think I'm gonna say you can't make it.
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Oh!
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_
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I wrote you a text saying I missed you,
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and then I saw the three dots, then
nothing. What were you gonna say?
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Don't three-dots me.
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Well, I was texting you
back "I miss you too", and...
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then I realised I didn't, so I stopped.
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Come on, Fran, we were having fun.
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Yes, but that's all we were having.
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What's wrong with that?
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I dunno.
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I was looking at Chris and
his girlfriend the other night.
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They were smiling and
they were laughing,
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and I realised that
you don't make me laugh.
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You make me grunt...
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sometimes, and you made
me miaow that one time.
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But I'm sorry. I don't want the
Poundland version of what they have.
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Not what I expected to hear,
but it's your prerogative.
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Other women your age would
be happy to have a man
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make them come their tits
off on a Wednesday night
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instead of watching Countryfile, but...
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such la vie.
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Enjoy being alone.
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And, uh, I didn't make you miaow.
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I made you oink, like a pig.
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It's just the attendance
files for Year 5.
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Ah, thank you! That's
tonight's entertainment sorted.
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Yeah.
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That's a lovely blouse.
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Oh! Thanks.
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Yeah, Not everyone could get
away with a blouse like that.
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Kate Winslet, maybe.
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- Laura Linney.
- Right.
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Thank you.
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Um, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Of course. Grab a pew.
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Um...
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this is a bit uncomfortable,
but I'm... I'm just gonna say it.
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Uh, it-it's good to say what you think,
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right, instead of, yeah, bottling
it up... I used to do that,
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but then, um, I developed alopecia.
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I mean, it all grew back,
apart from one of my arm...
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- Anyway, it doesn't matter.
- Okay. Well, now I'm intrigued.
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Mm-hm. So, when you were in
my classroom the other day,
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I dunno if you remember,
you sat on my desk.
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And, uh, when you got
up, there was this...
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substance... When you got up from
my desk, you left a wet patch behind,
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and, uh... I mean, I'm not
implying anything, but I'm just...
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did you notice it, or...
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Well, I'm glad you asked,
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because I was wondering
what was on my trousers
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- when I came back from your classroom.
- Oh!
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- Really?
- Yes!
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Oh! So, you... you don't...
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Um...
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Okay. Well, um...
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I think... I mean,
that's... I'd better, erm...
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There's a big tray of... of Rice
Krispie cakes in... in the staffroom
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for Tess Smith's birthday, if you...
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you know, if you wanted...
if that's your jam.
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Jamsters!
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Well, I think I'm a pretty
good judge of character,
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you know, you have to be in my job,
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and something about him just
says to me, "I made the stain."
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And of course, I-I can
handle it, you know,
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but what if I let it lie
and he... I dunno, you know,
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kidnaps a student?
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I mean, if you see something, say
something, right? What d'you think?
239
00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,648
What do I think about what?
240
00:12:27,178 --> 00:12:29,172
It doesn't matter.
What... what do you think?
241
00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:31,514
- I think that's Reese Witherspoon.
- What?
242
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,794
At the table by the stairs.
Is that Reese Witherspoon?
243
00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:39,016
No.
244
00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:42,912
I think it is. Excuse me.
245
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:48,962
You know, Rob, I can see that you
have a vision of how to run Braeband.
246
00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:51,150
But you need room to do it. Am I right?
247
00:12:51,156 --> 00:12:53,476
Well, uh, yeah. I mean, I, uh...
248
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:58,716
And I have a vision of you unshackled
and free to excel. Is that crazy?
249
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,083
I've heard crazier things.
250
00:13:01,872 --> 00:13:03,483
But you catch my drift, right?
251
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,663
James, I wonder if you heard,
252
00:13:05,669 --> 00:13:08,179
we got the results from the
azithromycin trials through...
253
00:13:08,185 --> 00:13:11,154
- quite interesting.
- Well, you know what's more interesting?
254
00:13:11,654 --> 00:13:14,933
They have two different types
of chocolate mousse here.
255
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,136
Well, one's more of a cake,
256
00:13:17,142 --> 00:13:18,751
but I'm gonna get 'em both.
257
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,638
What do you say, guys, shall
we get a few for the table?
258
00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,764
Huh, Mr Harita?!
259
00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:36,396
Jeffrey?! Jane the Virgin.
260
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,277
Jeffrey?!
261
00:13:40,462 --> 00:13:41,662
Jeffrey?
262
00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:53,209
_
263
00:13:55,846 --> 00:13:58,535
Hey. Um, Jeffrey's asleep.
264
00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:01,551
Listen, are you around tomorrow?
265
00:14:04,027 --> 00:14:05,925
I think he's ready to come home.
266
00:14:09,868 --> 00:14:13,674
Ah... Oh, is the coast clear?
267
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:17,074
- Sorry? Oh, yeah, no, she's gone.
- Harita.
268
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,101
Well, I guess she had
to get her Tinder date
269
00:14:19,107 --> 00:14:21,100
back to the orphanage before midnight.
270
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,505
- Sharon, great to meet you. Ah!
- Mm-hm.
271
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,746
Home slice, I'm gonna see you
272
00:14:27,752 --> 00:14:29,170
- at the office. All right.
- All righty.
273
00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:38,707
What?
274
00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:40,606
- What was all that about?
- All what?
275
00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:42,192
You were like a human laugh track
276
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:44,217
for every mean thing
he said about Harita.
277
00:14:44,223 --> 00:14:48,263
Uh... look, he's my boss. I mean,
actually he's my boss's boss.
278
00:14:48,269 --> 00:14:52,770
- And it was a joke, and it was funny!
- It wasn't funny. It's bullying.
279
00:14:52,776 --> 00:14:54,748
Look, you don't have
to worry about Harita.
280
00:14:54,754 --> 00:14:57,353
- She could eat the two of us for breakfast.
- No, fuck that!
281
00:14:57,359 --> 00:14:59,853
Seriously, I'm fed up with this shit.
282
00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:04,842
I'm fed up with men just rubbing
their old balls on our desks, and...
283
00:15:04,848 --> 00:15:07,684
you know, ordering chocolate
mousse for everyone.
284
00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:10,350
You know, you didn't even try the
second one, and it was delicious.
285
00:15:10,356 --> 00:15:12,083
Oh, who cares?!
286
00:15:12,089 --> 00:15:13,669
Honestly, I've seen
you be shitty before,
287
00:15:13,675 --> 00:15:16,411
but I've never seen you be so... small.
288
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,607
Jesus. It doesn't suit you.
289
00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:31,836
What are you doing?
290
00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:34,839
- Well, I thought you were...
- I just felt like slamming the door! Get in!
291
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,149
- Hey!
- Hi.
292
00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:45,632
Where's Daphne?
293
00:15:45,638 --> 00:15:47,949
Oh, she's with my mum.
Come here. Sit down.
294
00:15:48,131 --> 00:15:49,647
Do you want some peach smoothie?
295
00:15:49,653 --> 00:15:51,510
- I made extra.
- Sure.
296
00:15:55,874 --> 00:15:57,396
Oh, wow!
297
00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:00,604
Did-did you get these
peaches from our tree?
298
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,532
We don't have a peach tree.
299
00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:04,823
- We...
- So, listen. Um...
300
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:06,915
if you find yourself getting...
301
00:16:07,115 --> 00:16:11,112
upset over the next few minutes,
just take a deep breath, okay?
302
00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:13,474
- W... why would I...
- We're leaving.
303
00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:16,453
Is this because of New Zealand?
304
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:19,666
No. New Zealand is a
symptom. You're the problem.
305
00:16:19,672 --> 00:16:22,863
You're not God. You can't make us safer.
306
00:16:22,869 --> 00:16:26,826
We could still get meningitis
or hit by a car in New Zealand!
307
00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:29,935
You... you need
to sort yourself out, Dave.
308
00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:32,428
Okay. I-I-I'm gonna... I'm
gonna take a breath now.
309
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,503
I am doing this for us.
310
00:16:39,761 --> 00:16:42,683
Okay? For our futures.
311
00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:47,597
- I am trying to be a good father.
- That's not how you parent.
312
00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:50,848
You parent by reading Daphne
a book about fucking ducklings,
313
00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:53,443
not by stocking a bunker
with two tons of rice.
314
00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:56,041
Yeah, well, maybe I love
differently than you do.
315
00:16:56,047 --> 00:16:57,545
Okay, Dave.
316
00:17:03,572 --> 00:17:06,764
Can just you go, and let Daphne stay?
317
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,900
I didn't mean that.
318
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,312
I-I'm sorry. Catherine?!
319
00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:18,359
Fuck!
320
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,244
Arrgh!
321
00:17:23,236 --> 00:17:24,447
Ah!
322
00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:37,050
Oh, God...
323
00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:39,169
I've explained to Mrs Tucker
324
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,264
what you came in to
talk about the other day,
325
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,857
and I've also informed
her about the report back
326
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:47,567
from maintenance regarding the
leakage from the ceiling, which...
327
00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:51,495
thankfully, explains the
moisture patch on your desk,
328
00:17:51,557 --> 00:17:53,300
and indeed my trousers.
329
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,140
- Yeah.
- So...
330
00:17:55,146 --> 00:17:59,236
I just wanted to check that
everything made sense to you,
331
00:17:59,242 --> 00:18:02,536
and that you felt we had closure.
332
00:18:02,651 --> 00:18:03,851
Yeah.
333
00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:07,066
I... yeah. I feel, um...
334
00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:08,712
I'm sorry about...
335
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,158
But, um...
336
00:18:11,164 --> 00:18:12,364
Yeah.
337
00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:15,263
Uh, well...
338
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,030
No.
339
00:18:17,454 --> 00:18:19,252
Um, I mean that's fine about,...
340
00:18:19,258 --> 00:18:21,947
you know, the patch,
the... the moisture patch.
341
00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:23,730
That's all... I mean,
that's... that's clear...
342
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,814
but I-I just think there was a shortcut
343
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:29,610
to avoiding all of this, and
that's... don't sit on my desk,
344
00:18:29,923 --> 00:18:33,011
because, uh, I mean, I'm not crazy.
If you hadn't of sat on my desk,
345
00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:34,228
and I saw the moisture patch,
346
00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:37,254
I... I never would've thought
it had anything to do with you,
347
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:38,923
because, um...
348
00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:41,822
Well, my desk is a desk,
you know? It's not a chair.
349
00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:44,337
So, uh, all good now.
350
00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:46,885
Oh! And, um...
351
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,814
don't feel like you need to tell
me my blouse is nice, because...
352
00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:53,212
I mean, thank you, but I know it's nice,
353
00:18:53,218 --> 00:18:54,882
you know? I got it at Whistles.
354
00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:56,178
And the whole, you know,
355
00:18:56,184 --> 00:18:58,642
"Not many people could pull
that off" thing comment,
356
00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:00,946
it just made me feel a little bit...
357
00:19:00,952 --> 00:19:02,152
That's all.
358
00:19:02,158 --> 00:19:05,129
But, uh, I'm glad you summoned me.
359
00:19:05,135 --> 00:19:08,643
So, yeah! I think now we do
have closure on the matter.
360
00:19:09,422 --> 00:19:10,627
Yeah.
361
00:19:15,235 --> 00:19:17,962
I make my own career decisions, okay?
362
00:19:18,251 --> 00:19:20,748
I just want you to be
my mum, not my manager.
363
00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:22,352
Of course!
364
00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:36,590
Thank you.
365
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,200
Uh, shall I take that?
366
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:42,189
Well, I, um... dunno.
367
00:19:43,054 --> 00:19:44,477
That's my bag.
368
00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:48,384
You can say no, um,
369
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:51,884
and I was thinking that maybe...
370
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,106
maybe me and Jeffrey come as a package.
371
00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:57,208
- And I know you're still with Douglas...
- I broke up with Douglas.
372
00:19:58,606 --> 00:19:59,924
Me, too.
373
00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:01,934
Uh, I mean with Tanya.
374
00:20:06,263 --> 00:20:09,554
We might not have been Romeo
and Juliet, Fran, but...
375
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,350
at least we were... Bull Durham and...
376
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:17,895
you know, whoever Susan Sarandon played.
377
00:20:18,471 --> 00:20:20,279
When I saw you at the party,
378
00:20:20,372 --> 00:20:22,107
you looked so beautiful.
379
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,764
Then, when I made you laugh,
380
00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:26,340
it made me wanna be your husband
again so fucking badly that I
381
00:20:26,346 --> 00:20:30,331
had no choice but to beat the shit
out of my dick when I got home.
382
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,731
I thought I'd have to go to hospital.
383
00:20:33,737 --> 00:20:35,536
I practically yanked it off.
384
00:20:35,904 --> 00:20:39,789
And... how is it now? Is it...
385
00:20:40,288 --> 00:20:41,488
better?
386
00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:43,895
Oh, it's still very messed up.
387
00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:45,101
Mm?
388
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:51,039
Well, you better come in, then.
389
00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:05,727
Rob, we'd like to offer
you SVP of European sales.
390
00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:08,337
We think you've got the
goods. And you know what?
391
00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:10,409
You're not a foot soldier.
392
00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:13,401
You're a general. Or a
colonel! I'm the general.
393
00:21:14,822 --> 00:21:17,003
Oh, wow! Well...
394
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,968
I dunno what to say, other
than, number one, thank you.
395
00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:24,991
Uh, but, then, one-A,
that's Harita's job.
396
00:21:24,997 --> 00:21:26,582
Mm. Well, as far as I can see,
397
00:21:26,588 --> 00:21:28,380
there's nothing she can
do that you can't do.
398
00:21:28,386 --> 00:21:30,488
And besides, I like you.
399
00:21:31,545 --> 00:21:33,136
I like you, too.
400
00:21:33,529 --> 00:21:35,730
Um, but where does that leave Harita?
401
00:21:35,736 --> 00:21:37,232
She's out. She's gone.
402
00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:40,053
Does she know she's gone?
403
00:21:41,457 --> 00:21:42,657
Not yet.
404
00:22:11,179 --> 00:22:14,674
- Is that Johnny Squirty-Pants?
- Don't look at him. Just keep walking.
405
00:22:20,062 --> 00:22:22,465
I think this is gonna be
my last year at Kingscote.
406
00:22:22,901 --> 00:22:24,714
I'll find another school.
407
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,710
I might go to bed for six
months, maybe, you know,
408
00:22:27,716 --> 00:22:31,619
do a bit of embroidery. Is
that okay? I'm really tired.
409
00:22:31,823 --> 00:22:35,387
Well, before you climb under
the duvet, I have some news.
410
00:22:35,684 --> 00:22:37,965
James offered me a promotion today.
411
00:22:38,051 --> 00:22:41,880
- Really?
- Yeah. Harita's job.
412
00:22:42,176 --> 00:22:44,677
Oh, my God!
413
00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,670
Fucking hell!
414
00:22:46,676 --> 00:22:49,010
Those bastards! What did you say to him?
415
00:22:49,016 --> 00:22:50,891
Well, I told him I'd
have to think about it,
416
00:22:50,897 --> 00:22:53,595
but... then on the way over here
I was thinking about what you said
417
00:22:53,601 --> 00:22:55,324
the other night, about Harita,
418
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:58,511
and men sitting on women's
desks, and I thought...
419
00:22:58,517 --> 00:23:00,316
"I don't wanna be that person."
420
00:23:00,322 --> 00:23:02,385
So I called him back and
I told him I wasn't gonna
421
00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:04,619
do Harita like that,
and I turned it down.
422
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:05,861
Right!
423
00:23:06,611 --> 00:23:09,427
Right. Well, I'm proud of you.
424
00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:12,653
That's great. You should
be proud of you, too.
425
00:23:13,128 --> 00:23:16,513
You know, you let them know
they wronged Harita, and...
426
00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:19,630
and you have a problem with that.
That's great. You said your piece.
427
00:23:19,636 --> 00:23:22,223
- I guess I did.
- And tomorrow...
428
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:25,632
you know, maybe tonight if you
can get them on the phone, you...
429
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:29,268
you tell them you've had a think,
and, you know, you're ready for this.
430
00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:32,271
You're... you're ready to lead
the company in a bold new...
431
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:35,363
just, blah-blah-blah. I mean, I'm
not gonna put words in your mouth.
432
00:23:35,369 --> 00:23:36,774
You'll figure it out.
433
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:40,367
What? I turned it down because of you,
434
00:23:40,373 --> 00:23:43,148
because of what you said. I
thought you'd be proud of me.
435
00:23:43,154 --> 00:23:47,072
I am proud of you. I just
said I was proud of you.
436
00:23:47,078 --> 00:23:50,212
I just don't think we can afford
to be idealistic, with our mortgage
437
00:23:50,218 --> 00:23:52,406
and credit-card debt, and,
438
00:23:52,412 --> 00:23:55,406
you know, you said you wanted
your... you teeth whitened.
439
00:23:56,496 --> 00:23:57,999
Okay...
440
00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:03,676
Oh, don't be all...
Come on. You're the best.
441
00:24:05,057 --> 00:24:06,489
We'll be grand.
442
00:24:31,076 --> 00:24:36,076
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