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- ALL RIGHT, I FEEL LIKE
I SHOULD BE WEARING
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SAFETY GOGGLES IF
I'M GOING TO BE DOING THIS.
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- ALL RIGHT, SAFETY MEETING.
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GARY DOESN'T FEEL SAFE.
HE WANTS GOGGLES.
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- "GOGGLES" WANTS GOGGLES.
- THAT'S WHAT "GOGGLES" SAID.
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- I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO BE CALLED "GOGGLES."
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- YOU CAN'T VETO YOUR
OWN NICKNAME.
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HOW ABOUT BACKFAT?
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- I DON'T EVEN HAVE BACKFAT.
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GOGGLES DOESN'T
HAVE BACKFAT.
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- BACKFAT IT IS.
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WINNER, WINNER,
CHICKEN DINNER.
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- RIGHT.
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- PETE, CAN I TALK TO YOU
PRIVATELY FOR A MINUTE?
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WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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- I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ALONE,
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IT'S KIND OF
A DELICATE MATTER.
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- ALL RIGHT. GUYS,
HOLD THE WORK, HOLD THE WORK!
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ALEX NEEDS TO SAY SOMETHING.
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- OKAY, OKAY.
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THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD,
BUT, UM...
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YOU KNOW HOW BEN GAVE ME
THAT REALLY PRETTY NECKLACE?
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- YEAH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
WE KNOW ABOUT THE NECKLACE.
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- WELL I WAS GOING TO WEAR
IT THIS WEEKEND,
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AND THIS IS DEFINITELY
IN NO WAY AN ACCUSATION,
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BUT IT'S--IT'S MISSING.
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- SOUNDS LIKE AN ACCUSATION.
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- YOU THINK WE JACKED
YOUR NECKLACE?
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- I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF ANY OF YOU GUYS HAD SEEN IT.
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- MAYBE IN OUR GETAWAY VAN?
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- THIS IS SOME RACIST CRAP.
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- ALL RIGHT,
A LOT OF US ARE WHITE,
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SO IT'S KIND OF CONFUSING.
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- DAMN IT, BACKFAT,
GET INDIGNANT.
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- OKAY, GUYS?
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FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
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- NO, YOU CAN'T UN-RING
THAT BELL.
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ALL RIGHT BOYS,
LET'S BRING IT IN.
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CONFESSION TIME,
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I TOOK THE NECKLACE.
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- WHAT? I JUST CALLED
HER A BIGOT.
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- I SAW IT IN THE BATHROOM,
AND I GOT CURIOUS.
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- YOU'VE GOT A CURIOUS PROBLEM.
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- IT'S BROKEN.
- YEAH, AND I BROKE IT.
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- ALEX.
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I SNUCK IN LIKE AN INDIAN.
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- I'M NOT SURE
IF YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT.
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- I JUST DID.
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EXCITING WEEKEND
COMING UP, HUH?
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BIG PARTNER WEDDING.
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- MM-HM.
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- NUMBER THREE FOR ANTHONY.
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I DID SOME OF MY BEST
PRE-NUP WORK ON THIS ONE.
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IF THEY SPLIT UP, HE GETS
TO KEEP HER BOOB JOB.
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- IT WAS, UH, SO GENEROUS OF YOU
TO HAVE IT AT YOUR HOUSE.
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- IT'S A HUGE WRITE-OFF.
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HOW'S MY LITTLE CATERER?
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- SHE'S ALL READY FOR YOU.
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- THANK YOU AGAIN FOR
RECOMMENDING YOUR SISTER.
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- I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
IT WAS A BAD IDEA.
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- TELL HER TO SCRATCH
THE TUNA CONES.
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- NOT THE GO-BETWEEN.
- ALEX...
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MAY I SPEAK
TO YOU CANDIDLY?
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- SURE.
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- I WANT THIS WEDDING
TO GO WELL FOR YOU.
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- FOR ME? IT'S NOT--
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IT'S NOT MY BIG DAY.
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- IN A WAY, IT IS.
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YOU HAD SUCH
A ROUGH TIME LAST YEAR.
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- YEAH, IT WAS--
IT HAD ITS MOMENTS.
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- YEAH, WELL,
WITH DEREK'S EMBEZZLEMENT,
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AND THE DIVORCE, AND THE
DRUNKEN HOLIDAY PARTY DEBACLE.
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- HEY, THAT WAS FOOD POISONING.
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- FOOD POISONING?
VERY GOOD.
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- NO, SHELLFISH.
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I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.
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- LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU
TO SHOW EVERYONE THIS WEEKEND
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THAT YOUR LIFE
IS BACK ON TRACK.
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YOU STILL WANT
TO BE PARTNER, RIGHT?
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- ABSOLUTELY, YES.
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- GOOD. WHO YOU BRINGING?
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- MY BOYFRIEND, BEN.
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- AW, IS YOUR BOYFRIEND, BEN,
BRINGING HIS A-GAME?
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- YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HIM.
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- IT'S NOT JUST ME,
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HE HAS TO PASS THE SMELL TEST
WITH THE PARTNERS' WIVES.
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JULIA, AND MY LITTLE ANNA.
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SOMETIMES THEY GET
A LITTLE...
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ANYHOO, I'M OUT.
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HUP!
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- SO YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO BE ON CALL
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THIS WEEKEND FOR THE WEDDING?
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- BRINGING MY A-GAME.
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AH, GOD, IT'S 7:00 A.M.,
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I'M LATE FOR SURGERY.
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- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
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- TRIPLE BYPASS.
- NERVOUS?
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- I PLAY GOD EVERY DAY, BABE.
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- COCKY'S NOT SEXY, BEN.
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YOU KNOW, UNLESS IT'S GOT
A BLUE-COLLAR SPIN.
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- WELL LOOK WHO'S ON TIME.
IS THE OCEAN CLOSED?
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- DON'T LOVE HIM STAYING OVER.
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SENDS A WEIRD MESSAGE.
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- CHARLIE'S AT SCREWSIE'S.
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- YES, IT'S GOT TO BE
SUPER-CONFUSING FOR THE KID.
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- YOU'RE BLOCKING ME IN.
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- THE DRIVEWAY'S FOR
COMMERCIAL VEHICLES ONLY.
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OKAY, FIRST TIME'S A WARNING,
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SECOND TIME WE FILL
YOUR CAR WITH CONCRETE.
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SO, YEAH, THINGS GET OUT
OF CONTROL REAL QUICK.
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OKAY,
LET'S MOVE IT, HANDYMAN.
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I GOT SURGERY.
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- IS IT ME, OR DOES
HE ALWAYS HAVE "SURGERY"?
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- BACK TO YOUR CORNERS, BOYS.
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- CAN'T GET ME DOWN, PETEY.
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I'M IN THE AFTERGLOW.
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- THAT WAS CREEPY.
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WOW, FIVE WEEKS,
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HE'S BUYING YOU JEWELRY,
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AND YOU'RE TAKING HIM
TO A WEDDING.
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ZERO TO 60.
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VROOOM!
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GARY WILL GET THAT.
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- DON'T TRY TO GET
IN MY HEAD.
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- OH, I'M ALREADY THERE.
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JUST MAKING A COUPLE OF
POP-TARTS IN YOUR MIND KITCHEN.
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- MM, IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE SMACK TALK?
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- DING!
OH, THEY'RE DONE.
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CAN SMELL THE BRAIN CINNAMON.
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- GOT A SURGERY TO GET TO.
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- NOBODY CARES, BEN.
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- COME ON, NO--HEY--
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HEY, TERRY, YOU GAVE STEVE
MY THURSDAY NIGHT SHIFT.
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THAT'S--
THAT'S MY BIG TIP NIGHT.
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- I'VE ASKED YOU NOT
TO PUT YOUR TIP JAR OUT.
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- I KNOW, I KNOW.
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"WINK, WINK, CORPORATE POLICY,
NO TIPS."
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- IT IS CORPORATE POLICY.
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- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TERRY.
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I'LL CUT YOU IN
FOR A "FINSKY."
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- I GAVE STEVE THURSDAY NIGHT
BECAUSE HE NEEDS THE WORK.
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HIS WIFE HAS EPSTEIN-BARR.
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WHATEVER THAT IS.
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- IT'S A REAL THING.
SHE'S SUPER-TIRED.
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- THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT
MY WORKING ATTITUDE.
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- I'LL ALERT THE EMPLOYEE-
OF-THE-MONTH COMMITTEE.
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- COME ON, TERRY, BE A GUY.
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- I AM A GUY.
- TER--TER--
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YOU KNOW,
THAT'S JUST RUDE.
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- WHAT'S HER NECKLACE STATUS?
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- MY COUSIN THE JEWELER
WHO'S CRAZY-FAST...
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IS CRAZY-CLOSED.
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- OKAY, PLAN "B,"
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GARY SNEAKS UP
AND PUTS IT IN HER ROOM.
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WHAT?
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- GOOD CALL.
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IF HE GETS CAUGHT,
WE CAN TAKE THE HIT.
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- HE'S EXPENDABLE.
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- OKAY, I DON'T
FIND THIS FUNNY.
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- WE'RE JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
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- NO, THERE'S ACTUALLY
A HINT OF TRUTH IN ALL THIS.
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YOU GUYS HAVEN'T TRULY ACCEPTED
ME AS A PART OF THE CREW.
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- HERE COME THE ORANGE TEARS.
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- AND--
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I KNOW ALL ABOUT
THE "SECRET STEAK NIGHT."
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- WHAT, WERE YOU JUST--
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SERIOUSLY WEREN'T GOING
TO INVITE ME, OR...
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- DO YOU REALLY WANT TO COME IF
YOU HAVE TO BEG FOR AN INVITE?
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- YES.
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- VOTE ON GARY COMING
TO "SECRET STEAK NIGHT."
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both: AYE.
- NAY.
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- GOT TO BE UNANIMOUS.
REVOTE.
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both: NAY.
- AYE.
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- REVOTE, AYE.
both: NAY.
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- WHY DO I WANT TO BE
IN THIS CLUB?
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- WANT A REFILL?
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- I NEVER GOT ANY.
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WHAT'S IN THIS?
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- RUM.
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- I KIND OF LIKE IT.
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- ONE DAY, I'LL LET
YOU TRY MY BROWNIES.
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- HEY.
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DINNER'S IN TEN MINUTES.
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- I FILLED UP ON RUM CAKE.
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- DID YOU?
THANKS FOR BABYSITTING.
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CHEESECAKE.
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- WHAT'S UP, GIRL?
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- YOU TALKING TO CHARLIE?
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- YEAH. YEAH,
WHAT'S GOING ON, CHARLIE?
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- JUST EATING DESSERTS.
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- MM, DYNAMITE.
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- THAT'S A WEIRD PLACE
TO REST, GARY.
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- YEAH, IT'S REALLY HEAVY.
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- LET ME...GET THE DOOR.
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OH, HI.
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- HEY, SON.
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UM, LISTEN, THIS IS
A LITTLE EMBARRASSING,
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BUT, UH, I'M A LITTLE SHORT
ON SCRATCH.
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I NEED A LITTLE
"WALKING AROUND" MONEY.
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- TRADITIONALLY, THE FATHER
GIVES THE SON ALLOWANCE.
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- YEAH. TERRY TOTALLY SCREWED
ME ON MY CHERRY SHIFT.
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- YOU LOST THURSDAYS?
- YEAH.
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- HEY, SCREWSIE'S
LOOKING FOR CATERING HELP.
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- BARTENDER OR WAITER?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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- DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR
A BOWTIE?
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- REALLY DON'T
HAVE THE DETAILS.
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- BECAUSE THEY'RE DEMEANING.
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THEY'RE LIKE A SCARLET "U"
FOR UNEMPLOYED ACTORS.
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- OKAY.
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- OKAY, I'M IN.
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BUT I'M NOT GOING
TO WEAR A BOWTIE.
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- I HAVE NEITHER THE AUTHORITY
TO HIRE YOU,
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NOR THE INTEREST
IN CONTINUING THIS CONVERSATION.
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- THE--THE BOWTIE'S
A DEAL BREAKER FOR ME.
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- LADY VALETS.
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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- DO YOU WHAT, EXACTLY?
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- I DON'T KNOW,
GIVE THEM MY CAR.
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SO, UH, YOU READY
FOR MY A-GAME?
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HUH? 'CAUSE I AM ABOUT
TO BLOW BOB'S MIND.
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I GOTTA GO.
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- WHAT?
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- I'M SORRY.
I HAVE SURGERY.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU'RE GOING TO GO RIGHT NOW?
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- WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S A HEART TRANSPLANT.
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THERE'S NOT A LOT
OF WIGGLE ROOM.
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I AM SO SORRY.
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SORRY!
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- CAN'T SOMEONE ELSE DO IT?!
230
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GOOD EVENING.
231
00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:32,680
- ALEX?
232
00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,082
- OH, JULIA!
233
00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,249
ANNA, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
234
00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,218
- I HEARD
YOU'RE IN VENICE NOW.
235
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,087
- YES, I LOVE IT.
236
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,689
- AH. BOB AND I WENT
TO DINNER DOWN THERE.
237
00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,757
IT IS SUCH A SCENE.
238
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,159
ALL THOSE CHARACTERS,
PEOPLE PARTYING,
239
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,628
ALL THOSE JUGGLERS.
240
00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:50,163
- YES, WE HAVE A HUGE...
241
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,164
JESTER PROBLEM.
242
00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,667
- SO WHERE IS THIS SURGEON
243
00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,202
LYLE'S BEEN TELLING ME
ALL ABOUT, HMM?
244
00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:58,071
- YOU KNOW, HE HAD
A LAST-MINUTE HEART TRANSPLANT--
245
00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,239
both: OHH.
246
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,674
- IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
247
00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,309
HE GETS...
248
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,212
PAGED, AND IT'S REAL...
249
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,214
- WELL, THEN WE SHOULD MOVE YOU
TO THE SINGLES TABLE.
250
00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,348
- I'M NOT SINGLE.
251
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,083
- OH, AND MY COUSIN MARK
IS THERE.
252
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,285
HE JUST STARTED
HIS FIFTH YEAR AT UCSB.
253
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,286
- GOOD FOR HIM.
254
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,287
- YEAH.
- GREAT.
255
00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,322
- I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
256
00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,257
- FANTASTIC.
257
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,360
- F.Y.I., THE SURGERY STORY'S
PLAIN BOGUS.
258
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,663
- YEAH, I'M GOING
TO GET SOME WINE.
259
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,764
- I'LL JOIN YOU.
260
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,599
- WALT.
- YEAH?
261
00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,200
- TIE YOUR BOWTIE.
262
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,269
AND WHERE DID YOU PUT THOSE
CRAB CAKES I TOLD YOU TO BRING?
263
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,171
- OH.
- TELL ME YOU DID NOT
264
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,239
FORGET THEM AT YOUR HOUSE.
265
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,341
- NO, PRINCESS,
THEY'RE IN MY CAR.
266
00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,677
JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.
267
00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,783
HEY, UH, PETE,
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
268
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,187
- NOBODY TOLD ME
TO WEAR A JACKET.
269
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,222
- IT'S STEAK NIGHT, GARY.
COMMON SENSE.
270
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,758
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING
TO RUN THESE CRAB CAKES
271
00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,693
IN TO MY DAD, AND THEN...
272
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,695
- I WAS PECKISH.
273
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,363
- HEY, COULD YOU SAY HI
TO SCREWSIE, IF YOU SEE HER?
274
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,665
- WHY DON'T YOU
TELL HER YOURSELF?
275
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,166
- 'CAUSE IT MIGHT
GET KIND OF WEIRD.
276
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,268
- OR BOLD.
HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE, BACKFAT.
277
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,303
- I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'M SO INSECURE.
278
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,607
WHEW.
279
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,681
- BACKFAT NEED A BACKBONE.
280
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,282
- ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT THIS.
281
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,250
- YEAH, I DO.
282
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,288
- WAS THAT GARY?
283
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,289
- ALMOST.
284
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,659
- OH, I OWE YOU FOR THIS.
285
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,194
- FEELS LIGHT.
- YEAH, CLEM TOOK HIS CUT.
286
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:32,232
- OH, WELL, SINCE
THE SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN.
287
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,401
MM. MMM!
288
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,402
- WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?
289
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,304
- CRAB CAKES.
GET IN ON THIS.
290
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,739
THIS IS MY SON, PETE.
291
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,108
- MASTER PETE.
- THIS IS GERALD.
292
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,243
GERALD AND I DID
THE ODD COUPLE IN TOLUCA LAKE.
293
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,146
- OH.
- INCOMING.
294
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,782
- OOP.
295
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,218
- HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THESE?
FEELS LIGHT.
296
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,120
UM, FELT GOOD TO ME.
297
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,121
- HI, PETE.
- HEY.
298
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,355
- TIE YOUR BOWTIE.
299
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,124
- ABSOLUTELY.
300
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,694
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
301
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,696
- JUST DROPPING OFF
SOME APPETIZERS.
302
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,732
WHOA, SAFETY MEETING.
303
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,434
YOU ARE ON FIRE.
304
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,302
- THANK YOU.
305
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,370
- AND YOUR LEGS LOOK--
306
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,172
- THAT'S ENOUGH.
307
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,340
- SO BEN'S GOT "SURGERY"?
308
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,308
- YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD,
YOU JUST SHOWING UP HERE,
309
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,443
DON'T YOU THINK?
310
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,311
- YOU THINK I'M CRASHING
THE WEDDING TO BE WITH YOU?
311
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,412
- I DON'T KNOW--
YOU USUALLY WEAR A JACKET
312
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,114
WHEN YOU DELIVER APPETIZERS?
313
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,216
- IT'S SECRET STEAK NIGHT.
- WHY IS IT SECRET?
314
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,351
- I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO SAY.
315
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,352
- I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
316
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,154
- YEAH, I'M GONNA GO.
317
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,322
THE GUYS ARE IN THE TRUCK,
WAITING FOR ME.
318
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,323
ENJOY MY TAILLIGHTS.
319
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,727
- I WILL NOT.
- WELL, IS THIS THE FAMOUS BEN?
320
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,128
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
321
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,730
THIS IS PETE, HE WAS JUST--
- HOW YOU DOING?
322
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,099
- YOU SHOW UP
TO A BLACK TIE EVENT IN THAT?
323
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,300
ARE YOU HIGH?
324
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,401
- PROBABLY NOT STILL.
325
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:47,107
- OOH, ARE YOU BUSTING BALLS?
IS HE BUSTING BALLS?
326
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,241
- I DON'T KNOW.
327
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,110
- I LOVE IT.
WE'RE DOING SHOTS.
328
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,180
COME ON.
- GREAT.
329
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,115
WE'RE DOING SHOTS.
330
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,416
- BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO,
NOW YOU WANT ME TO STAY?
331
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,517
YES.
332
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,119
- I CAN'T--WHAT?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
333
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,220
- PLEASE.
334
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,354
- I'M REALLY CONFUSED,
JUST TELL ME
335
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,255
THAT YOU WANT ME
TO BE YOUR HERO.
336
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,425
- PLEASE, PETE, BE MY HERO.
337
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,400
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS CLOWN?
338
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,368
- WELL--
- I'M HER CONTRACTOR.
339
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,303
- I WISH I WAS HANDY.
340
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,239
MY SECOND WIFE'S BROTHER
WAS SUPER-HANDY.
341
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,241
LOSING HIM WAS
THE WORST PART OF THE DIVORCE.
342
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,409
- THAT WAS PROBABLY PRETTY ROUGH
ON THE KIDS TOO.
343
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,777
- THEY BOUNCE.
344
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:26,246
EXCEPT FOR JASON.
HE'S--PUH.
345
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,315
HE COULDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT.
HE'S IN CABO WITH MOMMY.
346
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,416
- OH, I LOVE CABO.
347
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,417
- IT'S THE BEST.
348
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,319
- AND YOU KNOW PASEO'S?
349
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,386
OH, INCREDIBLE FISH TACOS.
350
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,222
GOOGLE IT. SURF SHACK
351
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,123
- YOU SURF TOO?
352
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,324
- ONLY WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE AT WORK.
353
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,259
- THAT'S IT, DONE.
354
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,261
WE'RE SWITCHING JACKETS
AND I'M LEAVING HERE AS YOU.
355
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,429
GIVE ME SOME HAIR!
356
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,133
- THAT MAN HAS
A SERIOUS CRUSH ON ME.
357
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,400
- YEAH, YOU COULD BE
THE NEXT ANNA.
358
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,469
- WELL, UH,
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
359
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,338
YOU WANNA JUST LEAVE THE MONEY
ON THE NIGHTSTAND, OR--
360
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,340
- BUY YOU DINNER, IF IT'D
MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CHEAP.
361
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,142
- I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO BE.
362
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,444
- I'M BEYOND PECKISH RIGHT NOW.
363
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,579
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
364
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,814
- ABOUT A QUARTER OF A TANK.
365
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,282
SHOULDN'T WE TURN THIS OFF?
366
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,117
- I NEED MY BOOTY HEAT.
367
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,085
MY BACK RUNS COLD.
368
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,520
- OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I'M STARVING.
369
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,322
- YOU'RE STARTING
TO LOOK LIKE...
370
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,490
A BLOND T-BONE
TO ME RIGHT NOW.
371
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,292
- DIBS ON HIS BACKFAT.
372
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:16,196
- THE BACKFAT IS
THE SWEETEST PART OF A GARY.
373
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,197
- WHAT HE'S DOING IN THERE?
374
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,299
- MAYBE HE'S TRYING TO LEAVE,
BUT HE CAN'T.
375
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,468
- HE'S NOT TRAPPED,
IT'S A WEDDING, NOT A WELL.
376
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,371
- YOU NEVER BEEN MARRIED?
- MM-MMM.
377
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,407
- YOU EVER HAVE
STEAK TARTARE?
378
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,342
YOU EVER HAVE THAT?
379
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,147
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHO
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE?
380
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,215
HARRISON FORD.
381
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,150
- OH, HE IS SO TYPECAST.
382
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,286
- HE'S TOTALLY PIGEON-HOLED.
HE CAN ONLY PLAY THE LEAD.
383
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,353
- HANDCUFFED.
- YEAH.
384
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,588
- YEAH. YEAH.
385
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,125
- WHO'S THAT?
386
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,360
- OOH, PRETTY DRESS.
387
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,229
- WHOLE THING'S ABOUT
TWO SEASONS BEHIND, THOUGH.
388
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,430
- YES, SHE'S NOT FROM L.A.
389
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,464
- NO.
- BOSTON.
390
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,266
- YEAH.
- MAYBE CINCINNATI.
391
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,534
- COULD BE...YEAH.
392
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,536
DEFINITELY AN OUT-OF-TOWNER
THOUGH, RIGHT?
393
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,405
- PERFECT. SHE'LL BE GOING
TO THE AIRPORT
394
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,273
RIGHT AFTER
THE FAREWELL BRUNCH.
395
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,309
- WHILE STILL SMELLING
OF MY MUSK.
396
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,244
DIBS.
397
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,412
- BASTARD.
398
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,579
I'M NOT BUSSING YOUR TABLES.
399
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,348
- OKAY.
- I'M TELLING YOU THAT NOW.
400
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,350
- OKAY.
401
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,285
both: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
402
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,187
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
403
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,289
SUCK IT, RIGGINS!
404
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,390
- I HAVE A BRUISED RIB, SO--
405
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,625
- IT'S HARD FOR YOU
TO WEAR A BRA?
406
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,362
BROS? YOU IN,
OR ARE YOU OUT?
407
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:25,198
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
408
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,567
- UH, NO, THIS IS
A WORK EVENT FOR US, SO...
409
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,436
- I GET IT, MA'AM.
410
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,273
- PETE, TABLE EIGHT WANTS
TO MEET YOU.
411
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,541
- OH, AND I'D LOVE
TO MEET THEM, CHUCK,
412
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,542
BUT I NEED A SECOND HERE.
413
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,145
GOOD GOD,
I'M BLOWIN' UP.
414
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,213
- I GOT BEER ALL OVER MY SHOE.
415
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,283
- YOU SPILLED?
I CALL D.Q. ON CHUG CONTEST.
416
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,153
- FIRST, SHE SAYS
HER BOYFRIEND HAS SURGERY.
417
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,054
- THEN TEN MINUTES LATER
418
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,588
SHE'S WITH
THAT RIDICULOUS CONTRACTOR.
419
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,589
- WELL, HE WAS KIND OF HOT.
420
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,324
MARK SAID
SHE WAS CHUGGING BEER?
421
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,560
- IT'S LIKE THE HOLIDAY PARTY
ALL OVER AGAIN.
422
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,362
- AND SHE WANTS TO BE
PARTNER?
423
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,297
- SHE'S A MESS.
424
00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,300
- AH, WOW, WHAT THEY SAY?
SAID..."KIND OF HOT."
425
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,570
THAT'S GOOD.
ARE YOU OKAY?
426
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,205
COME WITH ME.
427
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,273
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
428
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,240
- TRUST ME.
429
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,375
- I SIMPLY DON'T.
430
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,277
- COME ON.
431
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,345
- EXCUSE ME, DUDE.
432
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,546
- WE'RE GOING
TO TEAR THIS PLACE UP.
433
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,348
- OH, REALLY?
434
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,551
- SO ARE YOU TEAM BRIDE,
OR GROOM?
435
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,287
- AH, THE BRIDE'S MY SISTER.
436
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,355
- OH, YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S
GETTING MARRIED.
437
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,523
- YEAH.
- YEAH. FEELING THE HEAT?
438
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,293
- UH, IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH.
439
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,361
- YEAH, IT IS.
440
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,330
- YOU LOCAL?
- I'M ACTUALLY DOWN FROM OREGON.
441
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,399
ARE YOU NOW?
442
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,367
- WALT!
443
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,503
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
444
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,206
TO BE CONTINUED.
445
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,373
- OKAY.
446
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:47,480
- * THESE ARMS OF MINE
447
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,283
- KIND OF LIKE DANCING ON AIR.
448
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,419
- NOT AT ALL.
449
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,253
- ALL RIGHT, COME WITH ME.
450
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:58,158
- WHERE--WHAT--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
451
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,161
- YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT CALAMARI,
DID YOU?
452
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,262
- NO, WHAT CALAMARI?
453
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,263
- THAT'S WHAT DID YOU IN
454
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,197
AT THE HOLIDAY PARTY
LAST YEAR,
455
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,265
WHEN YOU GOT THAT
AWFUL FOOD POISONING,
456
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:09,336
WHICH WAS CONFIRMED
BY THOSE TWO SEPARATE DOCTORS.
457
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,504
- YES, AND EVERYONE
THOUGHT I WAS HAMMERED.
458
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,373
- THEY'RE NOT LISTENING.
- THEY DON'T CARE.
459
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,277
- YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE A LOT
SEXIER IF YOU JUST LET ME LEAD.
460
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,178
- YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DANCER.
461
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,180
- I'M GOING TO DIP YOU.
- OH, NO, DON'T.
462
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,381
- I'M GOING TO DIP YOU HARD.
- PLEASE DON'T.
463
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,382
UHH!
464
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,383
- YEAH, THEY'RE NOT LOOKING.
465
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,517
STAY IN IT, BACK STRAIGHT.
466
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,319
SHOULDERS.
467
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,655
- ABORT, I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT
BLOOD AND BEER IN MY HEAD.
468
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,490
OOH.
- OH.
469
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,161
- I GOT A, UH--I GOTTA
TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING.
470
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,263
BOB,
CAN I CUT IN, PLEASE?
471
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,197
HI, ANNA.
472
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,266
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID,
A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
473
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,301
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
474
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,302
- SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE
DECIDING FACTOR
475
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,203
ON WHO MAKES PARTNER,
476
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,305
LET ME JUST THROW
SOME NUMBERS AT YOU.
477
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,541
LAST YEAR I BILLED 2,200 HOURS,
BROUGHT IN SIX NEW CLIENTS,
478
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,610
AND GOT EXACTLY ONE STANDING
OFFER FROM HIRSCH AND HANSON
479
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:54,514
TO BE, GUESS WHAT,
A PARTNER.
480
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,184
THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU TOO, BOB.
481
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,485
ENJOY MY HEADLIGHTS.
482
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,486
- TAILLIGHTS.
483
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,421
- TAILLIGHTS.
484
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,326
- I HOPE SHE DOESN'T PUKE
LIKE LAST YEAR.
485
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,461
- YOU KNOW, THAT VEERED
FROM MY ORIGINAL PLAN.
486
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,597
- YOU'RE SUCH A TERRIBLE DANCER,
I HAD TO IMPROVISE.
487
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,266
- I'VE GOT THIS RIB INJURY.
- REALLY?
488
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,567
- IT JUST HURTS
TO MOVE LATERALLY.
489
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,203
- IT'S LIKE--
- YEAH, MM-HMM.
490
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:20,340
THANKS FOR HANGING AROUND.
491
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,474
- YOU KIND OF WENT
APE OUT THERE.
492
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,176
- MY GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING?
493
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,177
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
494
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,313
IT'S GOING TO BITE ME
IN THE ASS ON MONDAY.
495
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,248
- SOMETIMES, WHEN
YOU'RE INAPPROPRIATE
496
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,417
IN A WORKPLACE SETTING,
THEY END UP RESPECTING YOU MORE,
497
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,319
FOR BEING HONEST.
498
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,386
- THEY DON'T.
REALLY?
499
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,421
- THEY DO.
500
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,257
AND, YOU KNOW,
501
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,226
ALEX...
502
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,194
I WANT TO BE HONEST
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
503
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,529
- OKAY.
504
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,470
- GARY TOOK YOUR NECKLACE.
505
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,506
AND HE BROKE IT.
506
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,308
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF,
YOU KNOW,
507
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,277
I COULD HANDLE THIS
INTERNALLY.
508
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,212
HE'S, UH--
HE'S NOT A BAD KID.
509
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,281
- JUST TO BE CLEAR,
ANY GROUND YOU GAINED TONIGHT
510
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,582
YOU JUST LOST.
511
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,384
- SO, WE'RE AT ZERO AGAIN.
- PRETTY MUCH.
512
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,286
- I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
- OKAY.
513
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,299
- WHERE ARE WE NEXT WEEK?
514
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,433
- YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLY FIRED.
515
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:25,205
- OH. WELL, I'D TURN IN MY
BOWTIE, BUT I FLUSHED IT.
516
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,273
- BOB INVITED ME
TO HIS HOUSE IN TELLURIDE.
517
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,242
- GOOD. YOU'RE GOING
TO MAKE PARTNER BEFORE I DO.
518
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,643
- HOW MANY YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL
DO YOU NEED FOR THAT?
519
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,646
- WOW, ANYBODY GOING BY
THE MARINA DEL REY DAY'S INN?
520
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,216
- OUT OF TOWNER?
- THE BRIDE'S SISTER.
521
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,584
- RACHEL? SHE'S CRAZY.
522
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,486
- THAT'S PORTLAND'S PROBLEM.
523
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,321
- I'M OUT.
524
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,190
- I'M ON IT.
525
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,357
HEY, MARK.
526
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,199
HEY, TWO GLASSES
OF CHAMPAGNE, PLEASE.
527
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,600
ACTUALLY, CAN I
GET THE BOTTLE?
528
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,602
EXPECTING A BIG NIGHT?
529
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,337
- ALWAYS.
530
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,406
THANK YOU, SIR.
531
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,612
- YOU MADE IT.
532
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,447
*
533
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,616
- * MAKE A WISH, BABY
534
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,352
- HOW'D THE SURGERY GO?
- HE DIED.
535
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,621
- BUT, IN THE HELICOPTER,
SO IT'S ALL GOOD,
536
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,224
YOU KNOW, LIABILITY-WISE.
537
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,625
STILL, IT'S A--IT'S A LOSS.
- YEAH.
538
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,592
- IS THERE ANY FOOD LEFT?
539
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,595
- YEAH.
- OKAY.
540
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:26,399
- * LET MY LOVE
RAIN DOWN ON YOU *
541
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,602
* WE COULD WASH AWAY
THE PAST *
542
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,438
- LEAVING SO EARLY?
543
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,207
- WELL, MY
DATE'S DATE SHOWED UP.
544
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,408
- BUMMER.
545
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,310
- IT'S ALL GOOD.
546
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,345
I'M IN HER HEAD NOW.
547
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,083
- OH, WE'RE STARVING!
548
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,518
- OKAY, BOYS,
LATE-NIGHT STEAK NIGHT.
549
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,354
- GARY, REMIND ME TO GIVE YOU
A HEADS-UP
550
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,522
ABOUT SOME POTENTIAL
MONDAY MORNING WEIRDNESS.
551
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,492
- COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
552
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,263
- UH-OH.
553
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,331
OUT OF GAS.
554
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,332
- CLEM...
555
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,334
- YOU KNOW I LOVE
MY BOOTY HEAT.
556
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,674
HEY, TERRY,
DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?
557
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,343
- UM--
- I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY
558
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,511
RAISON D'ETRE.
559
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,479
- I'M ELOISE.
560
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,615
- OH, THAT'S A GREAT NAME,
THAT I GAVE YOU.
561
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,016
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD
A GRANDDAUGHTER.
562
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,518
- A DAUGHTER, ACTUALLY.
563
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,620
MY--MY MARRIAGE ENDED,
AND, UH,
564
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,689
WELL, NOW
IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US.
565
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,557
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, WALT?
566
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:28,628
- TERRY, I AM COMING TO YOU
TODAY WITH MY HAT IN MY HAND.
567
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,330
I'M NOT TOO PROUD--
568
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,366
- YOU HAVE ONE SON, PETE.
HE'S LIKE 6'4".
569
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,602
- YES, ELOISE'S HALF-BROTHER.
570
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,504
- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- NO, THIS...
571
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,506
THIS IS MY DAUGHTER,
ELOISE,
572
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,608
AND WE'RE--
WE'RE VERY POOR.
573
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,576
- IS THIS SOME WEIRD
ACTING EXERCISE?
574
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,346
NO, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER,
575
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,380
ELOISE.
- WALT...
576
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,649
- CLEARLY, I'VE TAKEN
THE WRONG APPROACH HERE.
577
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,284
- YOU NEED TO GET OUT.
578
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,520
- I WOULD LIKE MY
THURSDAY NIGHT SHIFT BACK.
579
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,355
- NOW.
- FAIR ENOUGH.
580
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:59,692
UM, JUST FOR ME, AS A NOTE,
WHERE DID I LOSE YOU?
581
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,693
- "DAUGHTER."
582
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,562
SERIOUSLY, WHERE DID--
583
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,397
- IT'S OVER, WALT.
- OKAY, HERE WE GO.
584
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,532
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
40502
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