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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:10,244 - GARY, GARY. - FEELING IT. 2 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:14,182 - AND I'M LOVING IT, THAT'S A LOT OF NAILS, GARE. 3 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:15,816 - YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,119 - ALL RIGHT, MAYBE JUST TWO IN THAT ONE, OKAY? 5 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,158 - WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED? 6 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,459 - THERE'S NO SCHOOL. 7 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,428 HUGE FIRE IN THE CAFETERIA. 8 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:30,398 - IS THIS THE SAME CAFETERIA THAT HAD A FLOOD LAST WEEK? 9 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:33,434 WOW, GOD HATES SLOPPY JOES. 10 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,169 WHAT'S WITH YOU TRYING TO SKIP SCHOOL? 11 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,505 - I'M JUST BLOWING OFF SCHOOL TO AVOID A MATH TEST. 12 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,073 - YOU DON'T NEED MATH. 13 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,608 - SAID THE WOMAN STEALING FIGS FROM MY BACKYARD. 14 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,576 YOU KNOW SHE'S A CAUTIONARY TALE, RIGHT? 15 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:46,380 - THE MUSIC JUST GOT LOUDER. 16 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:52,220 - GET READY FOR SCHOOL, MISSY. 17 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:55,423 CAN YOU CALL THE COPS ON YOUR OWN HOUSE? 18 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,827 - WHOA, WAY TO KILL THE MUSIC. 19 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,329 YOU'RE LIKE BUDDY HOLLY'S PLANE. 20 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:04,098 - THIS IS SOLOMON BURKE, THE BISHOP OF SOUL. 21 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,166 YOU GOT TO BATHE IN IT. 22 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,400 - IT'S A LITTLE TOO EARLY. 23 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:07,435 - IS IT TOO EARLY FOR THIS? 24 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:08,836 - OKAY. 25 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,438 - IS IT TOO EARLY FOR THAT? MMM. 26 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:11,605 - YOU'RE AN ATTORNEY, RIGHT? 27 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:12,840 DO I HAVE A CASE HERE? 28 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:13,874 PLEASE STOP. - HI. 29 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,008 HOW ARE YOU? I'M ALEX. 30 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:18,846 - I'M GARY, I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE ABOUT THREE WEEKS. 31 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,548 - JUST A HEADS UP, 32 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,450 IF WE GO TUNELESS, WE GET A LOT LESS PRODUCTIVE. 33 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,118 - OH, REALLY, LESS PRODUCTIVE? 34 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,319 WHAT'S THAT, A GROUP NAP? 35 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:27,455 - NO, WE NEVER NAP WHEN YOU'RE HERE. 36 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,323 SO, WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO AT WORK? 37 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,325 - IT'S A LAW OFFICE, SO MOSTLY METAL. 38 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:33,561 - I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A LEGAL MIX TAPE. 39 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,663 I'M GONNA CALL IT, "REBUTTAL TO A GRAY LIFE." 40 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,298 - JUST KEEP IT DOWN. 41 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,499 - HEY, HEY, HEY. 42 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,235 I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. 43 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,570 - WHAT? 44 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,139 - THE ALMOST KISS. 45 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,340 - IT'S ABOUT THE MUSIC. 46 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,475 BUT DO YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT 47 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:48,609 THE FACT THAT YOU TRIED TO KISS ME? 48 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,211 - RESTLESS NIGHT? YOU WANT A REDO? 49 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,479 - SO YOU CAN GET SHOT DOWN AGAIN? 50 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:52,513 - YOU LEANED IN. 51 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:53,914 - THAT'S A LIE. 52 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,349 I AM SEEING BEN. 53 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:58,219 - THERE WAS ALSO A SLIGHT PUCKER. 54 00:01:58,252 --> 00:01:59,887 - YOU AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS. 55 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,222 - FRIENDS IS GREAT. 56 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,156 I WAS JUST GOING TO SUGGEST THAT, 57 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,357 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND 58 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:04,425 ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT. 59 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,360 - I CHANGED MY MIND, I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS. 60 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,229 - AS YOUR FRIEND, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 61 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:11,165 YOU NEED TO HAVE A PARTY FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY. 62 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,200 - HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY? 63 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,901 - IT'S YOUR ALARM CODE. - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 64 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,703 - SAW YOUR LICENSE. 65 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,338 - WHAT, DO I NEED A NANNY CAM? 66 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,373 - SO YOU CAN WATCH ME DANCE AT WORK? 67 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:20,441 - OH, GOD. 68 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,343 OH, DON'T DO THAT, ALL RIGHT? - YEAH IT WAS BAD. 69 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,245 - I DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. 70 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,614 - YES, BUT YOU DO WANT A VENICE BIRTHDAY RAGER 71 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,483 WITH TONS OF COOL PEOPLE AND SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS. 72 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:30,951 - LOOK, IT HASN'T BEEN THE GREATEST YEAR, OKAY? 73 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,386 I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING, 74 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,621 ESPECIALLY WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 75 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,189 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 76 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,657 THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, OKAY? 77 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,193 YOU LEAN IN A COUPLE MORE TIMES, 78 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:41,662 IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT YEAR. 79 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,931 - OH, NO, TOO MUCH, YEAH. 80 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,700 DAMN IT. 81 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,207 - HEY, POPS? - YEAH. 82 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,276 I'M COOL WITH YOU TAKING THE TRUCK, BUT AVOID REVERSE. 83 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,544 JUST PLAY TO YOUR STRENGTHS. 84 00:02:56,577 --> 00:03:02,416 - I CLIPPED ONE HYDRANT, LET IT GO. 85 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,651 HEY, NICE FIGS. 86 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,752 - OH, THANK YOU. 87 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,287 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? 88 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,323 - I AM TAKING AN ARTIST DAY. - A WHAT? 89 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,959 - A DAY, DEDICATED TO REPLENISHING MY INNER ARTIST. 90 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,262 AND MAYBE GETTING SOME TAQUITOS AT MERI'S. 91 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,329 - I LOVE TAQUITOS. 92 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,398 - OH, NO, IT'S NOT ABOUT FOOD. 93 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,666 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 94 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,468 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DEPLETED ARTISTICALLY? 95 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,669 - I LOVE TAQUITOS. 96 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,671 - YOU ARE REALLY, REALLY NOT GETTING THIS. 97 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,406 - NO, I'M GETTING THIS. 98 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,441 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE ME DOING TODAY AT THE RESTAURANT? 99 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,009 - DEBONING 70 POUNDS OF TILAPIA. 100 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,711 I NEED TO PLAY HOOKY. 101 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,581 - HOP IN. BRING THE FIGS. 102 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,283 - OH. 103 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,285 I'M SORRY, I'M SO SORRY. 104 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:38,352 - DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK? 105 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,987 - YEAH, UH, NO. 106 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:44,392 FEELS LIKE RAIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 107 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,560 - PETE, WE GOT A SITUATION HERE. 108 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:52,566 A REAL SITUATION IS GOING DOWN IN HERE. 109 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,568 WHO PUT THE SWITCH IN, HUH? 110 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,337 ARE YOU SUBCONTRACTING MY WORK? 111 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,371 - CLEM, CALM DOWN. 112 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,273 I DON'T KNOW WHO DID THIS. 113 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,708 - I--I DIDN'T TOUCH IT. 114 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:01,809 - WE DIDN'T ASK YOU. 115 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,611 - BUT YOU GOT GUILTY EYES. 116 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,313 - I GOT TO GO, SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH THE CREW. 117 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:06,480 - IT IS ABOUT MY SWITCH? 118 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:07,748 - I DON'T KNOW. 119 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,016 - I BET IT IS. 120 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,452 - LET ME CALL YOU BACK. 121 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,621 SO, YOU'VE SEEN BEN'S HANDIWORK. 122 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,023 HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASKING YOU TO DO THAT SWITCH? 123 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,658 BECAUSE IT ONLY TOOK BEN 20 MINUTES. 124 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,460 - IT'S AN OUTRAGEOUS VIOLATION OF CONTRACTOR CODE. 125 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,494 I AM APPALLED. 126 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,796 - YOUR BOYFRIEND DID THIS? 127 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,332 - OR, MAYBE IT WAS SCREWSIE'S BOYFRIEND, 128 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,499 IF HE'S IN THE PICTURE. 129 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:26,567 WHAT'S THE LATEST ON THAT? 130 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,701 - GARY'S IN LOVE WITH YOUR SISTER. 131 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,471 WELL, AT LEAST HER RACK. 132 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:31,805 - DOES RACK SOUND LIKE A WORD THAT I WOULD USE? 133 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:37,811 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU. 134 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,380 - THREE WEEKS. 135 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,648 - OKAY, HERE'S BEN'S OFFICE. 136 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,650 WHAT'S THE MASTER PLAN? - WHATEVER IT TAKES. 137 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,385 - YOU GOT MY BACK, RIGHT? 138 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,053 - I CAN'T SIGN THAT BLANK CHECK. 139 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,421 - WE SHOULD LOCK HIS WHEELS. 140 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,689 - HEY, VLAD, LOOK UNDER MY ROLLER-SKATES 141 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,090 AND GRAB THE DENVER BOOT. 142 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,625 - WHY DO YOU HAVE A BOOT? 143 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,060 - HIS WIFE WAS METER MAID. 144 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,562 - YOU KNOW HOW YOU BRING THINGS HOME FROM THE OFFICE? 145 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,397 POST-ITS AND WHAT NOT, YOU KNOW. 146 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,466 OOH, LOOK, FREE CAR WASHES. 147 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,600 - CLEM, WE'RE SELF-PARKING. 148 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,669 - WELL, IT'S GOING TO TAKE AWHILE TO PUT THE BOOT ON, 149 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,371 SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME TIME. 150 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,538 - GARY. - COME ON, PETE. 151 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,806 THE TAHOE'S ASHY. 152 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,441 - HEY, THERE'S A TIME FOR ERRANDS AND THERE'S 153 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:08,676 A TIME FOR JUSTICE. 154 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,077 - I'M JUST SAYING, IF WE COULD DO BOTH, 155 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:15,449 THAT'D BE SWEET. 156 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,117 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS HIS CAR. 157 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,519 - IS THAT THE 2011? 158 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,421 LOOK HOW SLEEK THAT IS. 159 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:23,891 DR. BEN IS DOING ALL RIGHT. 160 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,826 - ALL RIGHT, VLAD, BOOT IT. 161 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,428 SCHNELL, SCHNELL. 162 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,863 - GERMAN? 163 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,532 - ABORTE, ABORTE! 164 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,468 - THAT'S SPANISH. 165 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,141 - WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, BEN? 166 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,443 - LOOK WHERE HIS HAND IS. 167 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,811 IT'S ON HER LOWER BACK. 168 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,746 - THAT'S NOT LOWER BACK, THAT HIGH ASS RIGHT THERE. 169 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,581 - DEFINITELY HIGH ASS. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 170 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,583 I GOT MY AWESOME NEW PHONE, SAY THE WORD AND I'LL SHOOT. 171 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,718 - SHOOT IT. - OKAY. 172 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:51,819 PHOTO OR VIDEO? 173 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,120 VIDEO WOULD CAPTURE THE NUANCE. 174 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,388 - OKAY, VIDEO THEN. 175 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,723 - SD OR HD? - WHICH ONE'S BETTER? 176 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:56,924 - DEPENDS WHAT YOU'RE USING THEM FOR. 177 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,459 - I'M USING IT FOR THIS. 178 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,394 - HD, THEN. 179 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:02,730 - LET'S CALL IT, BOYS. 180 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:05,833 DR. BENJAMIN HASTINGS, TIME OF DEATH, 181 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,601 I'M NOT WEARING A WATCH. 182 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,769 - TELL ME WHEN TO SHOOT. 183 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,638 - NOW. 184 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,610 - ALEX, THERE'S A GENTLEMAN HERE TO SEE YOU. 185 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:17,945 I DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT PART. 186 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,647 - SHE'LL LOVE IT. 187 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,551 - HE'S SUPER HOT AND YOU ALMOST KISSED HIM THE OTHER NIGHT. 188 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:28,856 - WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO KISSING HIM. 189 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,624 - HEY. 190 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,826 - HEY, YOU NEED TO HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. 191 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,728 - ONE SECOND. 192 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,664 - EXCELLENT, CAROL. THAT'LL BE ALL. 193 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:37,931 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 194 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,967 BECAUSE THIS IS KIND OF INAPPROPRIATE. 195 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,835 - I HAVE TWO PIECES OF MEDIA FOR YOU. 196 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,772 ONE IS A MIXTAPE FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE. 197 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:49,209 AND THE OTHER IS A VIDEO THAT IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 198 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,545 YOU HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES? - NO, I REALLY DON'T. 199 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:56,750 - THIS WILL JUST TAKE A COUPLE MINUTES. 200 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,219 - I JUST DON'T THINK THAT I'M NECESSARILY 201 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:03,223 THE TYPE OF GUY THAT SCREWSIE WOULD GO FOR. 202 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,625 - THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK. 203 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,828 LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU'RE A SNOWFLAKE. 204 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:11,231 NO ONE ELSE HAS YOUR FACE. 205 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,933 - I THOUGHT I WAS A SNOWFLAKE. 206 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,202 - YOU'RE BOTH SNOWFLAKES, RIGHT? 207 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,505 WE HAVE A VERY BEAUTIFUL CREW. 208 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,939 LOOK AT YOU GUYS. 209 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,708 - REALLY, BEN'S CHEATING ON ME? 210 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:23,677 YOU ARE, WHAT WE CALL IN THE LAW, FULL OF CRAP. 211 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,245 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH A HOME MOVIE? 212 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,614 - I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME. 213 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:31,018 - THIS IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 214 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:36,990 ANY MOMENT, YOUR MIND IS GOING TO BE BLOWN. 215 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:39,259 OH, IT'S HD, STILL BUFFERING. 216 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,029 LAST MOMENTS OF AN UN-BLOWN MI-- 217 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,732 WHAT THE HELL? THIS CELL SERVICE IS HORRIBLE. 218 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,266 OH, MY GOD. 219 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:50,704 HOLD ON, HOLD ON, NO SERVICE, SEARCHING. 220 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:53,273 OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 221 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,675 WE ARE IN A LAW OFFICE, NO CELL SERVICE, 222 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,243 LITTLE DISAPPOINTING. 223 00:07:56,276 --> 00:08:01,649 OKAY, AND WE GO-- THERE'S THE SWEET SPOT. 224 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,584 OKAY, WELL, TIGHT QUARTERS, 225 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,919 BUT WE CAN MAKE IT WORK. 226 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,621 - UH-UH. 227 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:10,290 - SO THIS IS A DRUM CIRCLE? 228 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,992 - IT'S THE MONDAY MORNING CIRCLE. 229 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:16,530 LITTLE MORE BUTTONED DOWN. 230 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,865 - YEAH, I CAN'T TELL WHERE 231 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,833 THE HOMELESS STOPS AND ARTIST BEGINS. 232 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,268 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 233 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,737 LET'S CONTROL THE SNARK. IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF SCENE. 234 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,939 GRAB A DJEMBE. - WHO? 235 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,876 A DJEMBE. CLOSE YOUR EYES. 236 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,844 JUMP IN WHEN YOU'RE FEELING IT. 237 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,746 BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH. 238 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:35,916 SOME OF THESE CATS CAN BE PRETTY RIPE. 239 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:40,821 COME ON, GIRL. 240 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:44,892 LET THE BEAT NOURISH YOU. 241 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,327 LET IT HEAL YOU. 242 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,762 - IS THAT CHARLIE? 243 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:51,599 - LET IT FEEL YOU. 244 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,333 - CHARLIE? 245 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:57,337 - HEY, IT'S BAD FORM TO BAIL MID-JAM. 246 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,340 SHE'S NEW. 247 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:04,678 YEE-HA! 248 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,346 EE-HA! 249 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,315 - OH, MY GOD. 250 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,683 - I KNOW. 251 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:10,784 AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEK. 252 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,653 I MEAN, WHAT A BASTARD. 253 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:15,355 - HE'S GOT HIS HAND ON HER LOWER BACK. 254 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:21,328 - WELL, THE CONSENSUS IS IT'S HIGH ASS. 255 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,796 - WHAT WERE YOU GUYS EVEN DOING THERE? 256 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,097 - WHEN WE GOING TO DENVER BOOT THIS FOOL? 257 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:27,668 - JUST FOCUS ON THE BETRAYAL. 258 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,604 - WOW, THAT IS REALLY COMING TOGETHER. 259 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,639 WHAT IS IT? 260 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,906 - SO WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL? 261 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,742 AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT FLOOD CRAP. 262 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,845 - THERE'S THIS GIRL, NICOLE. 263 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,913 - NICOLE? OH, I HATE HER ALREADY. 264 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,715 - SHE'S KIND OF BULLYING ME. 265 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,350 - SHE ON YOU ABOUT YOUR BOY HAIRCUT? 266 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,619 - NO, IT'S BECAUSE MY DAD'S IN PRISON. 267 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,088 - KIDS ARE SO VICIOUS. 268 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:51,024 WOW, I AM HAVING THE MOST POWERFUL SENSE OF MEMORY. 269 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:56,897 ROTTEN EGGS, BILLY CALLAHAN RUBBING THEM IN MY HAIR. 270 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,965 THIS WAS YEARS AGO. 271 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,833 - OBVIOUSLY. 272 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:05,839 - SHE'S POSTING ALL THESE FAKE PICTURES OF ME ON FACEBOOK. 273 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:11,845 LOOK, THIS IS ME IN AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT. 274 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,214 - THOSE 42 "LIKES" HAVE GOTTA STING. 275 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,957 - I'M WAITING ON THE LAB RESULTS. 276 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:24,992 ALEX? 277 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,159 - AT LEAST YOU GOT MY NAME RIGHT, 278 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,861 BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 279 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,430 WHAT'S HER NAME? 280 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,066 - IT JUST SAYS "BUFFERING." 281 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,435 - I CAN'T GET A SIGNAL. 282 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,871 - IS THAT AN HD FILE? THOSE ARE HUGE. 283 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,406 - IT'S A VIDEO OF YOU WITH ANOTHER WOMAN 284 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,675 WEARING A MAUVE BLOUSE WITH A PINK BRA UNDERNEATH. 285 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,744 IT DOESN'T EVEN MATCH. IT'S, LIKE, NOT EVEN CLOSE. 286 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,879 - LINDSAY? - I THINK SHE WAS LATINA. 287 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:46,714 - MARISOL? 288 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,415 - OKAY, THIS JUST KEEPS ON GIVING. 289 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,084 WHATEVER HER NAME WAS, YOU HAD YOUR HAND 290 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,987 ON WHAT THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE FEEL WAS HIGH ASS. 291 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,956 - I'M SORRY, AM I IN TROUBLE FOR THIS? 292 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,925 - UM, KIND OF. - WOW. 293 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:01,428 BECAUSE I AM SEEING OTHER PEOPLE. 294 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,030 I JUST ASSUMED THAT WAS OKAY. 295 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,765 WE'VE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR A MONTH. 296 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,767 I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T EVEN SLEPT TOGETHER. 297 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,035 - NO, WE HAVEN'T. 298 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,003 - AND WE'VE NEVER HAD A CONVERSATION 299 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,739 ABOUT THIS BEING EXCLUSIVE. 300 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:15,108 - NO, WE HAVEN'T. 301 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,912 - BUT, I LIKE YOU A LOT, ALEX. 302 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,715 SO, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION, 303 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:25,452 LET'S HAVE IT. 304 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,921 OH, IT'S BIANCA. 305 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,027 - YOU ALL RIGHT, WALT? 306 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,462 YOUR DOME LOOKS LIKE A WET STONE. 307 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,897 - I'M GOOD. 308 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,065 - WELL, WRAP IT UP, WE GOT TO GET THIS GIRL 309 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,466 BACK TO SCHOOL. 310 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,433 - WAIT A MINUTE. 311 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,903 WE'RE PULLING THE PLUG ON ARTIST DAY, MID-DAY? 312 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,138 AREN'T WE SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE FOR THE KINDER? 313 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,506 - DON'T MAKE ME BE THE RESPONSIBLE ONE, 314 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,908 WE'LL END UP IN VEGAS. 315 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,509 - WELL, LET'S AT LEAST GIVE HER A GAME PLAN, 316 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,779 SO SHE CAN DEAL WITH THE LITTLE MONSTER. 317 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,847 - WHAT DO YOU GOT? 318 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:57,150 - IN HER PICTURE, I NOTICED SHE HAD A PONYTAIL. 319 00:11:57,184 --> 00:12:01,288 CLIP IT, BRING ME A TROPHY. 320 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,056 - YOU HATE PEOPLE WITH HAIR. 321 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,825 - I DON'T LOVE THEM. 322 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,159 - I'VE TURNED THE CORNER HERE. 323 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,161 WHAT BEN'S DONE IS EXQUISITE. 324 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,063 - TERRIFIC, CAN YOU NOT UNDO WORK? 325 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,231 - NO, NO, NO, LOOK AT THIS GROUND. 326 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,265 IT'S GORGEOUS. 327 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,533 I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO MED SCHOOL. 328 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,902 - SHOULDN'T WE KILL A FUSE FIRST? 329 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:15,969 - GARY, I'M A PROFESSIONAL HERE. 330 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,772 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, OKAY, RELAX. 331 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,042 I'M FEELING THAT. LITTLE HELP HERE. 332 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,310 BROOM ME, GARY, BROOM ME, BROOM ME. 333 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,547 THAT'S MARVELOUS. 334 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,849 OOH, I'M NOT EVEN MAD. 335 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,819 I THINK I SAW MY GRANDMA. 336 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,987 - HEY, YOU. 337 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,256 HOW DID HE TAKE IT? 338 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,258 - SURPRISINGLY WELL. 339 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,526 - WELL, HE DOES SEE DEATH EVERY DAY, 340 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,894 BECAUSE HE'S A HORRIBLE DOCTOR. 341 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,131 SO, UH, HOW'D YOU LEAVE THINGS? 342 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,899 - HE'S TAKING ME TO DINNER SATURDAY NIGHT, 343 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,034 FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 344 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,201 - SO YOU CAN BREAK UP WITH HIM AGAIN 345 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,569 IN A MORE PUBLIC PLACE? 346 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,104 - WE DIDN'T BREAK UP. 347 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,306 HE NEVER TECHNICALLY CHEATED, BECAUSE WE WEREN'T 348 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,242 OFFICIALLY EXCLUSIVE. 349 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,576 - BUT NOW YOU ARE? 350 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,913 - YEAH, WE ARE. 351 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,982 IN FACT, IF YOU AND I HAD KISSED 352 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:07,187 THE OTHER NIGHT, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A BIG DEAL. 353 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,288 - WOW. 354 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,357 - GO FIX THE LIGHT, PLEASE. 355 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,060 - IS IT ME OR DO THESE NACHOS 356 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,862 HAVE LESS CHEESE THAN THE LAST ROUND? 357 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,296 - WELL, YOU GOT THAT QUESADILLA CHASER COMING, 358 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,831 I'M SURE YOU'LL BE FINE. 359 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,333 - NOPE, I KNOW MY BODY. I'M GOOD. 360 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,903 LET'S GET YOU BACK TO SCHOOL. 361 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,337 - CHARLIE. 362 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,074 - MRS. ROBERTS, HI. 363 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:32,012 - WHY WEREN'T YOU IN CLASS THIS MORNING? 364 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,981 - ARTIST DAY? 365 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,148 - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 366 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,583 - HAVE YOU EVER FELT DISCONNECTED 367 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,151 FROM YOUR ORIGINAL PREMISE? 368 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,619 - I'M TALKING TO THE GIRL. 369 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,354 - IT WAS REALLY WALT'S IDEA, I JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED-- 370 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,056 - CHARLIE. 371 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,992 - I DON'T KNOW. 372 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,326 - MRS. ROBERTS SAID YOU MIGHT BE GETTING PICKED ON, 373 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,861 WHAT IS THIS GIRL DOING? 374 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,163 - YOU KNOW, JUST THE NORMAL STUFF. 375 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,631 BUT IT'S COOL, WALT AND AUNT SCREWSIE 376 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,300 GAVE ME SOME IDEAS ON HOW TO HANDLE IT. 377 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,169 - THIS BRAIN TRUST? NO. 378 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,071 YOU'RE TAKING THE HIGH ROAD. 379 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:02,042 - AM I IN ANY POSITION TO ASK FOR SOME TUMS? 380 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,376 I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 381 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,012 - THAT WAS FUN, RIGHT? 382 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,947 - YEAH. 383 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:11,084 - THAT WAITER REALLY LOVED SINGING YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 384 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,185 THE SCATTING WAS A LITTLE MUCH. 385 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:16,656 - * HAPPY BAH-BEE-BO BAH-BAY-BEE-BOO BIRTHDAY * 386 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,690 - YEAH, YOU GOT TO STOP THAT, OTHERWISE 387 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:22,162 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT PAST THIS PORCH. 388 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,198 - ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE LONG-AWAITED GREEN LIGHT? 389 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,301 OH, YEAH. 390 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,116 all: SURPRISE! 391 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:46,019 - YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON BOTH YOUR FACES. 392 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,188 - OH, REALLY? 393 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,930 - I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT A PARTY. 394 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,266 - AND I READ THE SUBTEXT BETWEEN THOSE WORDS. 395 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,001 LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE HERE FOR YOU. 396 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,303 MUSIC, PEOPLE, A PARTY. 397 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,138 JUST STEP INTO YOUR NEW LIFE. 398 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,406 COME EAT A TONGAN. 399 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,408 - WHAT-- WHAT IS CHARLIE DRINKING? 400 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,711 - IT'S FINE, SCREWSIE'S WATCHING HER. 401 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,281 - EXCUSE ME. 402 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,684 - YOU, ME, UPSTAIRS, NOW. 403 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,152 - I'LL ADMIT, IT'S NOT HOW I SAW THE NIGHT ENDING-- 404 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,990 - JUST GO. - OH, YOU'RE TICKLING ME. 405 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,025 OKAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE TO FIGHT IN THE BEDROOM? 406 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:30,964 LIGHTS ON OR LIGHTS OFF? 407 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,232 - WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR BOOTS OFF? 408 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,134 - OH, I'M MMA-- MIXED MARTIAL ARTS. 409 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,303 - OH, DO YOU NEED A SECOND TO CHANGE INTO YOUR GI? 410 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,737 - YEAH, I'M GOING TO KNOCK THOSE FANCY WORDS 411 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,306 RIGHT OUT OF YOU. 412 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,308 - CLUB-WRESTLED 165 AT DARTMOUTH, BABY. 413 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,709 - YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SINGLET? 414 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,311 - YEAH, GOING TO WEAR IT FOR ALEX LATER. 415 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,079 - OKAY, THAT'S NOT THAT HOT. 416 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,247 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 417 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,248 - WHAT? 418 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,317 - WHAT IS THE DECORATIVE THEME OF THIS ROOM? 419 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,720 DEAL-BREAKER? 420 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:57,190 - WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF EROTIC? 421 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,392 - THIS FELLA. 422 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,029 - I MEAN, LOOK, I'M A SURGEON. 423 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,396 I'M TRAINED TO PERFORM UNDER PRESSURE, 424 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,133 BUT HOW'S A GUY SUPPOSED TO GET IT DONE IN HERE? 425 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,434 - AT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR EXCUSES LINED UP. 426 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,236 IS THIS A HEATING PAD? 427 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,972 - STILL WARM? - YEAH. 428 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,750 - ALEX, COME ON. 429 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,052 - COME ON. - JUMP IN. 430 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,253 - NO, THAT'S OKAY, HI. 431 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,754 - GRAB SCREWSIE'S DRUM. 432 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,791 - WE'RE NOT AT WORK, DON'T BE A FUN SPONGE. 433 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,161 - OKAY, COME ON, THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO DO THIS. 434 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,528 - OKAY. 435 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,064 - OKAY, THAT'S WRONG. 436 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,099 CUP YOUR HANDS. 437 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:48,541 - THAT'S IT, THAT'S GOOD. 438 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:53,380 - HEY SCREWSIE, YOU GOT A PASTY ADMIRER AT 2 O'CLOCK. 439 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:57,117 - HI, GARY. - AH! 440 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,186 - AH, DAMN IT, I MISSED IT. 441 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,288 - I'M ALL GOOD. 442 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,489 - NO, IT'S JUST A BIRDCAGE. 443 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,191 I DON'T THINK SHE ACTUALLY HAS A BIRD. 444 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,292 - DOESN'T THAT MAKE IT WORSE? 445 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,194 - YEP. 446 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,161 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 447 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,463 - I THINK WE CAN RULE OUT ANYTHING SEXUAL. 448 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,531 - I WASN'T EXPECTING-- 449 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,200 - MEN, EVER. 450 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,103 - ALL RIGHT, THAT IS ENOUGH, YOU TWO. 451 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,837 - OH, MY GOD. 452 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,073 - ARE THOSE KIDS DOWN THERE? 453 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,441 AND ARE THEY TAGGING YOUR LAWN? 454 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,611 - "J-L-B-R-D"? 455 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,446 - MAYBE IT'S AN ABBREVIATION? 456 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,216 J-LO BRINGS-- 457 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,318 - JAILBIRD, IT'S JAILBIRD. 458 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,852 WHO'S A JAILBIRD? 459 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,122 OH, YOUR HUSBAND'S A JAILBIRD. 460 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,589 - ISN'T THAT WHAT NICOLE CALLS YOU AT SCHOOL? 461 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,591 - IS THAT WHAT THEY'VE BEEN SAYING? 462 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:43,196 - AND TEXTING AND POSTING, AND NOW SPRAY PAINTING. 463 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,264 MOM, WHERE YOU GOING? 464 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,565 - TO PAY HER PARENTS A VISIT. 465 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,600 - ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT THEM? 466 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,102 - HIGH ROAD, SWEETIE. 467 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:52,205 I'M A LAWYER, MY WORDS HIT LIKE PUNCHES. 468 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,574 - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HITS LIKE PUNCHES? 469 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,309 PUNCHES. 470 00:17:56,343 --> 00:18:00,213 - HEY, BIG MAN, COME ON. 471 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,293 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 472 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,627 - DEFENDING YOUR CHILD'S HONOR WITH THE ONLY THING 473 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:18,231 LEFT IN YOUR LAME TRANSITION KITCHEN--EGGS. 474 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,399 - BRING ME HER HAIR. 475 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,600 - YEAH! 476 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,669 - YEAH, SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED BEN, OR-- 477 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,204 - MY LADY. 478 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,872 - OH, THANK YOU. 479 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,140 - HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY PLACE? 480 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,508 - WHAT? - WHAT'S THAT? 481 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,411 NOTHING. 482 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,214 - ALL RIGHT, TWO EGGS LEFT, YOU LADIES IN? 483 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,882 COME ON, JAILBIRD, GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT. 484 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,883 - JAILBIRD! 485 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:41,488 all: JAILBIRD! JAILBIRD! JAILBIRD! JAILBIRD! 486 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,630 all: YEAH! 487 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,466 - RUN! - OKAY! 488 00:18:56,669 --> 00:19:01,474 - OKAY, OKAY, WE DID IT. 489 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,244 I KNOW YOU HAD A BAD YEAR, BUT HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY? 490 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,378 - DISASTER. 491 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,613 - BAD DINNER WITH BEN, HUH? 492 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,482 - NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE RIOT IN MY STREET. 493 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:12,252 - JUST GETTING STARTED, AFTER-PARTY'S AT MY PLACE. 494 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,421 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA MAKE THAT. 495 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,922 - THERE YOU ARE. - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? 496 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,023 WHERE'S YOUR SHOE? 497 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,527 - CAROL YELLED, "PO-PO," AND PUSHED ME INTO A BUSH. 498 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,195 - LET'S GET YOU INSIDE. 499 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,930 - I'D LIKE THAT. 500 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,667 I'D LIKE THAT A LOT. 501 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:33,673 - DON'T LET THE BIRDCAGE GET IN YOUR HEAD. 502 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:38,545 - ALL RIGHT, MY PLACE, BIG PARTY. 503 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,580 GUYS? 504 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,420 - NICE ONE, CAROL. 505 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:53,553 - STREET MUSIC, THE PUREST UNION OF ART AND COMMERCE. 506 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:58,057 - PERFECT WAY TO CONCLUDE ANOTHER ARTIST DAY. 507 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,727 - EXCUSE ME. 508 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,729 - OH. 509 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:08,635 - HEY! 510 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,404 - I THINK I TOOK MORE THAN I DROPPED, BE COOL. 511 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,740 - SWEET, DRINKS ON YOU. 35811

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