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ON THE GROUND. 14 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:30,564 AND IT'S GONNA BE MIND-BLOWING. 15 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,800 - MIND-BLOWING, HUH? WAY TO UNDERSELL. 16 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,635 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WORKING LATE. 17 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,604 UNDER THE HOUSE. GOING THE EXTRA MILE. 18 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,139 - YOU DROPPED YOUR PHONE THROUGH THE HOLE 19 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,307 IN THE KITCHEN FLOOR AGAIN, HUH? 20 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,341 - MAYBE. 21 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,343 HEY, I FOUND THIS OLD-SCHOOL COMB UNDER THERE. 22 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,511 DIBS IF THAT'S COOL. 23 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,413 - ANYTHING YOU FIND UNDER THE HOUSE 24 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,248 YOU CAN KEEP, OKAY? 25 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:48,549 I TRUST YOU'LL BE DISCRETE ABOUT-- 26 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,351 - THE WEIRD NO-SEX THING? 27 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,619 YEAH, I WON'T SAY A WORD. 28 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,287 CLEM, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A HUGE GOSSIP. 29 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,488 - WHO YOU CALLING A GOSSIP? 30 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:56,757 - YOU TOLD SHEILA ENZER I GOT WITH HER SISTER. 31 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:59,127 - SHEILA ASKED ME A DIRECT QUESTION, ALL RIGHT? 32 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,394 I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 33 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:02,296 THAT WOULD BE A THREAT TO MY SOBRIETY. 34 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:04,365 - IT'S ALWAYS A THREAT TO YOUR SOBRIETY WHEN IT'S JUICY. 35 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,267 - I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT DOUBLES THREE-WAY YOU HAD 36 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,835 WITH THOSE FOLKS DOWN AT THE SURF SHOP, DID I? 37 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,271 - UNBELIEVABLE. - UNBELIEVABLE IS RIGHT! 38 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:13,441 THOSE FOLKS WERE 45 YEARS OLD. 39 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,842 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOVIE? 40 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,810 - JOFFREY GOT SCARED AND TOSSED HIS SNACK. 41 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,713 - AW, REFLUX, BUDDY? - DIAGNOSED AT TWO. 42 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,449 BUT SYMPTOMS PRESENTED EARLIER. 43 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,852 - IT WASN'T PRETTY. I CAUGHT SOME SNO-CAP SHRAPNEL. 44 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:27,288 - I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN PLAY IN THE GAME SATURDAY. 45 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,323 MY HEART'S BEATING LIKE A RABBIT. 46 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,259 - YOU CAN'T SKIP ANOTHER BASEBALL GAME. 47 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,627 MAN UP! THE OTHER KIDS ARE TALKING. 48 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:34,695 - COACH? 49 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,297 - I'LL PUT YOU OUT IN RIGHT FIELD. 50 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,366 I COACH THE VENICE GONDOLIERS. 51 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:40,734 GOOO GONDOS! 52 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,270 YOU KNOW, I-- 53 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,372 - IT USED TO BE MY DAD, BUT HE'S INCARCERATED. 54 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,740 - WELL, I'M SURE HE'S GONNA GET OUT REAL SOON. 55 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,810 - WHY? DID YOU HEAR HE WAS COMING HOME EARLY? 56 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,379 - NO, NO. 57 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,813 WELL, I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH PARTICULARS OF THIS CASE. 58 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,516 - SHE'S MESSING WITH YOU. - OKAY. 59 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,385 HAZING THE NEW GUY. FAIR ENOUGH. 60 00:01:57,418 --> 00:01:58,486 - CAN WE GO PLAY Wii? 61 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:01,355 - SURE. - WELL-- 62 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:04,292 - IF MOM'S GOOD WITH THAT. - YEAH. 63 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:08,429 - BENJAMIN! 64 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,664 APOLOGIES FOR BEING DEBAJO THE HOUSE. 65 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,566 - NO CONOZCO QUE TU HABLAS ESPANOL. 66 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,269 - WHA--WHAT? 67 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,238 HEY, UH, BETWEEN JUST US DUDES... 68 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,539 - COME AGAIN? 69 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,308 - I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING BETWEEN JUST US DUDES. 70 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,509 - OH, SURE. YEAH. 71 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:25,246 - YOU'VE GOT CHARLIE ISSUES. 72 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,447 - SHE'LL WARM UP TO ME. 73 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,249 - SHE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A FAN. 74 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,383 AND ALEX NEEDS HER TO SIGN OFF 75 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,719 BEFORE THE DEED HAPPENS, YOU KNOW? 76 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,322 30 DAYS. 77 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,523 - HUH. 78 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:38,359 UM, BETWEEN JUST US DUDES, 79 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,861 YOU GOT KINDA DUSTY ON YOUR LITTLE COMB HUNT. 80 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,267 - SORRY THE WHOLE PLANE SEX THING GOT NEGGED. 81 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,901 - IT'S ALL GOOD. 82 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:50,871 I STILL GOT A PLANE. 83 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,379 - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 84 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,481 - BEER? 85 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,383 AND THE COKE? - WHOOPS. 86 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,851 - CLUB SODA. 87 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,719 - OH, UH, SON, NOT TO BE A NUDGE, 88 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:09,357 BUT REMEMBER I NEED A RIDE TO MY ACTING CLASS TOMORROW NIGHT. 89 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,425 I'M TEACHING AGAIN. 90 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,593 - GARY'LL TAKE YOU. 91 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,428 - YES, OF COURSE I'LL CHAUFFER YOUR DAD. 92 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,430 I'M A CARPENTER'S APPRENTICE. 93 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:17,531 - EXCELLENT ATTITUDE, GARY. 94 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:20,601 - THANK YOU, GARY. 95 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:21,869 - GENTLEMEN, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 96 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,438 I'VE BEEN CALLED INTO THE GAME. 97 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,839 - HE'S A 6'4" SHOOTING GUARD. 98 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,509 THE PRIDE OF VENICE OUT OF ITT TECH. 99 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:32,946 PETE RIGGINS! 100 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:36,317 - OH, GOD, I WISH THESE JEANS WERE TEAR-AWAY. 101 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:40,888 HEY. 102 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,923 BUY A GUY A DRINK? - EXCUSE ME? 103 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,025 - FINE, I'LL BUY YOU ONE. 104 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,329 - THOSE ARE KILLER EARRINGS. - THANK YOU. 105 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,731 THOSE ARE KILLER EARRINGS. 106 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,300 - NATALIE. 107 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,667 - HAS HE INVITED YOU TO CHECK OUT THE SUNSET 108 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:54,835 ON THE ROOF YET? 109 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,471 - THE VIEW, LIKE YOUR EARRINGS, IS KILLER. 110 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:58,339 CARE TO JOIN ME? 111 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,507 - I'M THE EX. 112 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,008 HE GAMBLED AWAY MY ENGAGEMENT RING. 113 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,377 - IN MY DEFENSE, I HAD NO INTENTION OF MARRYING HER. 114 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:06,380 SHE'S HOT, BUT BIPOLAR-Y. 115 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,748 YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, SEEM LIKE A REALLY-- 116 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:11,352 - LATER. 117 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:15,389 - OH, I FEEL BAD. DO I OWE YOU A SKANK NOW? 118 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,890 - ARE YOU EVER GONNA RETURN MY GREEN SHIRT? 119 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,293 I LOVE THAT SHIRT. - MOLLY SLEEPS ON IT. 120 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,428 - HOW IS MY DOG? 121 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,662 - LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE YOU EVERY DAY. 122 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,497 - I HEARD YOU WERE DATING A GUY IN PASADENA. 123 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,466 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS A REAL PLACE. 124 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,800 - YEAH. IT'S FULL OF CHEATING BASTARDS. 125 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:27,768 JUST LIKE HERE. 126 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,638 - JUST SO YOU KNOW, I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU. 127 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,373 EMOTIONALLY. - MM. 128 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,774 - BUY A GUY A DRINK? - REALLY? 129 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,343 - FINE, I'LL BUY. 130 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,781 - HEARD YOU TURNED DOWN AIRPLANE SEX. 131 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,316 CLEM MENTIONED IT. 132 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,885 - THE WORST PART IS... COMING UP ON A YEAR. 133 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:47,421 - OH, I'VE GONE A YEAR WITHOUT AIRPLANE SEX. 134 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,056 - NO, NO. NO SEX. 135 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:51,425 THIS SATURDAY, A YEAR. - WHAT? 136 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,461 IS THAT EVEN SAFE? - IT'S ACTUALLY EXTREMELY SAFE. 137 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:56,430 - OKAY. YOU NEED TO TAKE SOME ACTION. 138 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,098 - I KEEP TRYING TO, BUT JOFFREY'S KILLING ME. 139 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,434 IT'S LIKE THE THIRD TIME THAT KID'S PUKED ON MY MOJO. 140 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,702 - YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE. 141 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,404 BOOK A HOTEL ROOM. - AN AWAY GAME. 142 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,672 I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. 143 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,074 - VICEROY'S GOOD. - OR A CUTE BED AND BREAKFAST. 144 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,477 - OH, GOD, NO. ALEX, NOBODY WANTS BANANA-- 145 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,779 - PANCAKES! HOW GOOD WOULD THAT BE? 146 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,447 AFTER A NIGHT OF LOVIN'. 147 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:16,684 - PANCAKES? ALEX, REALLY? THAT'S WHAT YOUR BODY'S CRAVING? 148 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:22,623 - MOLLY. 149 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,633 - HEY! 150 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,802 WHY ARE YOU IN YOUR CRYING CORNER? 151 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,405 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SLEPT TOGETHER. 152 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,673 I'M SO SELF-DESTRUCTIVE. 153 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,943 - WAIT, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE SAME LAST NIGHT? 154 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:46,580 I MEAN, THAT THING YOU DID WHERE YOU LIFTED ME UP, 155 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:49,383 THAT WAS...INSANE. 156 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,051 I'M FINE. 157 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,120 DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO STAY OR ANYTHING. 158 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,856 - LET'S HAVE DINNER TONIGHT. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 159 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,392 - IT'LL BE GREAT TO CATCH UP. 160 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,465 SWEET. 161 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:12,005 - HA! HA, HA! MOLLY! MWAH! 162 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:17,177 DAMN IT! YOU HAD SEX WITH NATALIE. 163 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,712 - WE MAY REKINDLED LAST NIGHT AND ONCE AGAIN THIS MORNING. 164 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,815 COME ON, NOW! - WHOO. 165 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,951 YOU KNOW YOU SWIMMING INTO A RIP CURRENT OF TEARS, RIGHT? 166 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,787 YOU ONLY GO BACK TO HER WHEN YOU'RE IN A BAD PLACE. 167 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,021 - I'M IN A GOOD PLACE. 168 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,023 - IS IT BECAUSE ALEX HAS A BOYFRIEND? 169 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,158 IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE SMITTEN? 170 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,325 - WHO IS SMITTEN? 171 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,795 - OH, NOBODY. I WAS JUST TRYING OUT A WHITE-PERSON WORD. 172 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,430 SMITTEN. 173 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:37,130 HA. IT'S NOT FOR ME. 174 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,866 - DOG A NEW HIRE? 175 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,200 - YEAH, THAT'S GARY'S REPLACEMENT. 176 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,536 - ARE YOU GOING TO LOCK HER IN THE PORTA-POTTY 177 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,738 LIKE YOU DID ME ON MY FIRST DAY? 178 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:47,007 - MOLLY LIVES WITH MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 179 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,877 - OH, DID WE HAVE DEGRADING SEX WITH THE EX LAST NIGHT? 180 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,679 - DEFINE DEGRADING. MY BAR IS PRETTY HIGH. 181 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,482 - YOU'RE NOT IN A GOOD PLACE. FEELING FAT IN YOUR WET SUIT. 182 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:57,050 - I HEAR YOU AND THE RED BARON ARE GOING TO A HOTEL ROOM. 183 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,020 - CLEM! - IF I HOLD IT IN, IT FESTERS. 184 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,556 - ACTUALLY, WE'RE GOING TO A BED AND BREAKFAST. 185 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,657 - BAD CALL. - OLD PEOPLE. 186 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:04,958 - TOO QUAINT. 187 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,460 - WHAT'S THE LATEST ON YOU FIXING MY SINK? 188 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:09,530 - THE PART IS COMING IN FROM TEMPE...ARIZONA. 189 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:14,167 - WELL, LET ME KNOW WHEN IT'S IN VENICE...CALIFORNIA. 190 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,208 - SMITTEN. 191 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,748 - I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR OUR FRIDAY DATE. 192 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:28,816 - ME TOO. 193 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,484 - I SHOT AN EMAIL TO CHARLIE, 194 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,619 AND I HOPE I DIDN'T CROSS A LINE HERE, 195 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:34,154 BUT, UH...I INVITED HER TO HANG OUT WITH US THAT NIGHT. 196 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,523 - THAT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE WEIRD, 197 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,024 'CAUSE I BOOKED US A B&B. 198 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,225 - I LIKE YOUR SURPRISE BETTER. 199 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,660 - WHY WOULD YOU MAKE PLANS WITH CHARLIE? 200 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:40,994 - WELL, I JUST--I THOUGHT 201 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,230 YOU WANTED ME TO GET TO KNOW HER BETTER BEFORE WE-- 202 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,165 - HAVE SEX? THAT'S A LITTLE CREEPY, BEN. 203 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,201 - HA, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL CANCEL ON HER. 204 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:53,240 I NEVER DO THAT. 205 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:58,546 - HELLO. WELCOME. 206 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,748 I DON'T MEAN TO BE A DICK. I APPRECIATE THE RIDE. 207 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:02,683 BUT CLASSES ARE 25 BUCKS A POP. 208 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,085 - 25 BUCKS? 209 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,555 - WELCOME, EVERYONE. 210 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,958 WELCOME TO FORGED BY FIRE, SCENE STUDY WITH WALT RIGGINS. 211 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,527 WHY ARE YOU HERE? - PETE MADE ME. 212 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,763 - SHUT THE DOOR! 213 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,097 MY DRIVER. 214 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,967 YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE ACTORS. 215 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,536 AND YOU ARE GOING ON A JOURNEY. A JOURNEY OF A LIFETIME. 216 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,137 AND IT MAY INDEED TAKE A LIFETIME 217 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,074 FOR YOU TO REACH YOUR FULL POTENTIAL... 218 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,609 AS AN ACTOR. 219 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:31,612 I'M DOING MY BEST WORK NOW AT 53. 220 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,313 WHAT-- 221 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,549 WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU? 222 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,218 HERE'S WHAT I CAN GIVE YOU. I CAN GIVE YOU A SAFE SPACE. 223 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,221 A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET IN TOUCH... 224 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:45,192 WITH YOUR ORIGINAL PREMISE. 225 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,027 BECAUSE HERE, PEOPLE-- 226 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,730 HERE, IT'S ABOUT YOU. 227 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,164 I'VE GOT A BIG COMMERCIAL AUDITION. 228 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,866 WHO'D LIKE TO RUN LINES WITH ME? 229 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,136 I PREFER A FEMALE. 230 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:59,072 - OKAY, SO IT'S MY SECOND YEAR OF MEDICAL SCHOOL. 231 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,874 AND, CHARLIE, YOU LIKE GROSS STUFF, RIGHT? 232 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,142 - MM-HMM, I LOVE IT. 233 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,877 - OKAY, GREAT. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 234 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,046 SO, UM, WE'RE STUDDING THE THORACIC WALL. 235 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,881 PERICARDIUM. BLAH, BLAH--BORING STUFF. 236 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,717 BUT I'M PSYCHED BECAUSE WE TOTALLY GET 237 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,184 TO CUT INTO THE HEART. ALL RIGHT? 238 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:15,188 SO WE CUT AND CUT, AND THEN I HOLD UP, IN MY HAND, 239 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:19,292 THE HEART OF A FETAL PIG. 240 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:20,594 HOW COOL IS THAT? 241 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,295 - YOU KILLED A PIG? 242 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:26,099 - NO, NO, IT WAS ALREADY DEAD. - IS THAT WHAT "FETAL" MEANS? 243 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:32,272 - NO, NO, "FETAL" IS LIKE A BABY, ONLY YOUNGER... 244 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,709 THAT'S BEEN TAKEN FROM IT'S MOM'S-- 245 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,244 I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GONE WITH THE STORY ABOUT THE FLIP PHONE 246 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,080 THAT I FOUND IN THAT GUY'S... ANUS. 247 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,982 NO, NOT RIGHT EITHER. 248 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:46,386 - SOMEWHERE BETWEEN DEAD PIG AND THIS FELLOW'S ANUS. 249 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:50,123 THAT'S WHERE YOU WANNA BE. BUT YOU'LL GET IT. 250 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:56,396 AAH! OH, MY GOD! 251 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,666 CAN YOU SEE IF MY-- 252 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:01,869 - WELL, I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW. OKAY. 253 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,905 OH, MY-- AH, NO. 254 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,139 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU. 255 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,407 I GOT A CRISIS ON THE JOB. 256 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,408 - WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 257 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,978 - NO. NO, NO, NO. DON'T...GO TO THE CORNER. 258 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,380 - IF YOU'RE SEEING SOMEONE ELSE, JUST SAY IT. 259 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,248 'CAUSE I WILL FIND OUT. 260 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,785 - I AM NOT SEEING ANYONE ELSE. 261 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,020 WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY? YOU WANNA DO BEACH DAY? 262 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,289 I WOULD'VE BEEN HERE SOONER, 263 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,924 BUT IT'S HARD TO RIDE YOUR BIKE 264 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,292 WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING A MILKSHAKE. 265 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,260 TOSS THAT FOR ME? 266 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,829 - CRACKERJACK JOB ON THE SINK, THERE, BUDDY. 267 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,898 WHAT TIME'S THE STOVE SET TO DETONATE? 268 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,365 - THIS BABY JUST CAME IN FROM TEMPE. 269 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,201 - LIAR. YOU FORGOT TO ORDER IT. 270 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,236 - CLEM TOLD YOU? - NO, YOU JUST DID. 271 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,906 - DAMN IT. - REALLY? A MOTORCYCLE. 272 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,207 - TOO TOP GUN FOR YOU? - I LOVE MOTORCYCLES. 273 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,910 - NO, YOU DON'T. - MOST WOMEN DO. 274 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,244 - NO, THEY DON'T. 275 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,212 - HAD A GUY COME INTO THE E.R. MOTORCYCLE CRASH. 276 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,748 LOST ALL HIS SKIN. YOU COULD SEE HIS FEMUR. 277 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,382 - BEN. 278 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,955 OKAY, EXCELLENT ASSISTING, CHUCK. 279 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,325 THANK YOU. 280 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,092 - NICE WING. 281 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,695 - I WAS ALL CITY, VENICE HIGH. 282 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:05,398 CLASS OF '96. ASTERISK GED. 283 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,835 - HOW WE DOING IN HERE? - WE NEED A PITCHER. 284 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,871 THE COACH IS SUPPOSED TO DO IT, BUT MOM KEEP BEANING THE KIDS. 285 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,072 - YEAH, THEY KEEP CROWDING THE PLATE. 286 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,707 - SO HOW ABOUT COMING TO MY GAME TOMORROW? 287 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,042 - SURE. 288 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,376 I KEEP PULLING A LOT OF BALLS FOUL. 289 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,145 - WELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY STEPPING INTO THE BUCKET. 290 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,246 - I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP. 291 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,447 LED THE IVIES IN RBIs. 292 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,782 POWER FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE PLATE. 293 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,383 - SWITCH HITTER. NO COMMENT, TOO EASY. 294 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,018 - YOU PLAYED BASEBALL AT DARTMOUTH? 295 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,754 - WELL, WHEN I WASN'T CHUGGING NATTY LIGHTS 296 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,355 IN THE BASEMENT OF CHI GAM. 297 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,389 - CHI GAM? 298 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,223 I FEEL LIKE I WENT THERE FOR A WINTER CARNIVAL 299 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,092 AND THEY HAD FLOODED THE BASEMENT. 300 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,226 - AND TURNED IT INTO AN ICE RINK. 301 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,394 - YES! THAT'S SO CRAZY! 302 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,295 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE THERE. 303 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,129 - I WAS. 304 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,898 I MEAN, I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. 305 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,432 - A WORD, PLEASE. - I'M KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW. 306 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,934 - IT'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 307 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,241 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 308 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:52,012 THE WHOLE FAKE GEYSER THING TO SAVE YOU FROM THE HORRIBLE DATE. 309 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,747 - HEY, YOU'RE DELUSIONAL. 310 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,983 AND YOU'RE NOT PULLING OFF THAT JACKET. 311 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,919 - I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S A LIE. 312 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:03,891 - OH, AND BY THE BY, HE'S NOT A CLOSER. 313 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,392 YEAH, NO, I'M NOT FEELING HIM 314 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,194 - OH, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 315 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:11,398 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. - SEX WITH BEN WILL HAPPEN. 316 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,034 AND IT'LL PROBABLY BE AMAZING. 317 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,435 - DAMN, I FLOODED IT. 318 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,404 - PROBABLY BE AMAZING? 319 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,272 WHEN DID WE DOWNGRADE TO "PROBABLY"? 320 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,173 - A LITTLE RESPECT. 321 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,776 A CLIENT IS TALKING TO HER CONTRACTOR. 322 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,312 WHAT'S UP, BABE? - STAY OUT OF MY SEX LIFE. 323 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,513 - WHAT SEX LIFE? 324 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,255 - OH! 325 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,431 - UGH! 326 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,799 ARE YOU AIMING AT THIS? 327 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,034 - WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING WRONG? 328 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,169 - PITCHING. - BEN HAD A TOUGH NIGHT. 329 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,238 - ARE YOU OFF BEN? - NO. 330 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,974 HE TRIED TO WOW CHARLIE WITH THIS MED SCHOOL STORY 331 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,811 THAT ENDS UP IN THIS WEIRD PIG ABORTION AREA. 332 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:58,946 - HMM. 333 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,814 YOU KNOW WHO'S GREAT WITH CHARLIE? 334 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,482 - WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH PETE? 335 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,117 - LOOK AT HIM, HE'S INCREDIBLE. 336 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,854 WHAT A SPECIMEN. 337 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,022 OKAY, HE'S NOT DOING HIMSELF ANY FAVORS RIGHT NOW. 338 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,090 - HEY, RIGGINS! 339 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,460 THAT'S A HOSE, NOT AN OUTDOOR SHOWER. 340 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,428 JUST...RIDICULOUS! 341 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,900 - I'LL SHOOT YOU AN ESTIMATE. 342 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:29,576 - THANK YOU. 343 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,378 WENT VERY WELL, GARY. 344 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,180 VERY WELL. 345 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,882 - OH, LAWRENCE. 346 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,884 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING? NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 347 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,986 YOU CARRY IT OFF. 348 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,120 TO THE XTERRA. 349 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,154 - HEY, ARE YOU UP? 350 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,222 ARE YOU AUDITIONING? 351 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,625 - OH, NO, NO, HE'S MY DRIVER. - I'M A CARPENTER. 352 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,960 - APPRENTICE. 353 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,129 - A GENUINE CARPENTER. - APPRENTICE. 354 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,965 - HMM, HE'S YOUNG, BUT A DIFFERENT WAY TO GO. 355 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,533 DO YOU HAVE A SECOND TO COME TALK WITH US? 356 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,602 - SURE. 357 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:56,937 - UM...UM... 358 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,538 COME TO THINK OF IT, 359 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,108 I CAN DO IT WITHOUT THE, UH, SOUTHERN TWANG. 360 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,111 I DON'T--UM, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO GET GOING. 361 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,618 - GOT YOUR TEXT. WHAT'S GOING ON? 362 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,922 - HE WAS CRYING, SO I FELT WEIRD JUST LEAVING HIM. 363 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:18,158 - HA, 45 YEARS... 364 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:23,330 I HAVE HONED MY CRAFT, AND THEY GIVE IT TO THAT KID? 365 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,933 I MEAN, WHAT'S HE DONE? - NOTHING. 366 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,068 - NO-THING! 367 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:34,908 BUT THE CHORUS. CHORUS. 368 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,076 - DAD, YOU WANNA SWITCH TO BEER? 369 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,377 YOU KNOW, IT'S 1:00 p.m. 370 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:43,650 - GET THAT... GINGER JUDAS OUT OF HERE PLEASE. 371 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,919 - I FEEL LIKE MAYBE I MESSED UP A LITTLE BIT. 372 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,454 - NO, YOU NAILED IT. 373 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,156 - WELL, THIS IS TECHNICALLY OVERTIME. 374 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,191 BUT THAT'S A MONDAY DISCUSSION. 375 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,160 IT'S WHAT YOU DO, YOU KNOW. 376 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,262 - THIEF. 377 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,130 - REMEMBER THAT TIME I VISITED YOU 378 00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,067 ON THE SET OF CHINA BEACH? 379 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,002 - I PLAYED A BLIND MECHANIC. 380 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,071 - THEY ASKED YOU BACK FOR SIX EPISODES. 381 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,206 - THERE WOULD'VE BEEN MORE BUT DANA DELANY AND I 382 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,175 HAD A THING. 383 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,111 IT NEVER CONSUMMATED, BUT IT DISTRACTED HER. 384 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,245 - MM. 385 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,082 I HAVE A TON OF MEMORIES LIKE THAT. 386 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,549 - AH, THANKS FOR TRYING TO BUCK ME UP, SON, 387 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,586 BUT, YOU KNOW, I DON'T NEED TO BE LED DOWN MEMORY LANE. 388 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,388 - REMEMBER HERMAN'S HEAD? 389 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,192 - THANK YOU. I DO. 390 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,061 - CRAP, DAD. I GOTTA GO TO CHARLIE'S GAME. 391 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,696 BUT WE'RE GONNA HANG WHEN I GET BACK, OKAY? 392 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,663 - OKAY, BUT, HEY, DON'T GET THROWN OUT. 393 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,033 REMEMBER, YOU USED TO ALWAYS GET THROWN OUT. 394 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,167 - I DO. 395 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,135 - YEAH, YOU'D COME HOME. YOU WERE ALL... 396 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,469 JUST FRUSTRATED. 397 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,637 YOUR EYES WERE ALL RED. 398 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,072 - WELL, I WAS HIGH, DAD, YOU KNOW. 399 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,240 I WAS ALWAYS HIGH. 400 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,641 - REMEMBER THAT TIME I PLAYED 401 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,244 THAT DRUG ADDICT ON PICKET FENCES? 402 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,182 - YEAH. YEAH, NO, I DO. 403 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,250 - THAT'S IT, GUYS. 404 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,384 THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT, ALL RIGHT. 405 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,385 ALL THE WAY LEFT, BUDDY. LET'S GO! 406 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,753 - LET'S GO, LOOK SHARP! 407 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,322 - ALL RIGHT, GONDOLIERS, WE GOT TWO DOWN, TWO DOWN! 408 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,557 NICE SNAG ON THAT ONE-HOPPER, CHARLIE, ALL RIGHT? 409 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,092 HEY, JOFFREY. 410 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,995 IT'S JUST A GNAT, OKAY? HANG IN THERE, ALL RIGHT? 411 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,097 - THAT'LL BE ALL, BEN. 412 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,399 HERE COMES THE HEAT. - I GOT THIS. 413 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,567 WHY DON'T YOU GO LOOK FOR A HAIRBRUSH 414 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,735 UNDERNEATH THE BLEACHERS, HUH? 415 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,103 - IT'S THE FIFTH INNING. 416 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,604 - HEY, I HAD A CRISIS WITH MY DAD. 417 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,073 DID YOU GET MY TEXT? - LIAR. 418 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,374 - I SWEAR TO-- I TEXTED YOU. 419 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,609 EVER SINCE MY PHONE DROPPED UNDER THE HOUSE, 420 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,079 IT'S BEEN ACTING SKETCHY. JUST GIVE ME THE ROCK. 421 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,447 - HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? - NOPE. 422 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,714 - SERIOUSLY. - ONE BEER. 423 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,084 AND ANOTHER ONE AFTER THAT. BUT I'M GOOD. 424 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,785 - OH, HE'S MUSCLE MEMORIZED THE DUI TEST. 425 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,120 YEAH, LET'S PUT HIM AROUND KIDS. 426 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,089 - IF ANYTHING, I'M LOOSER. 427 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,291 LOOK, GUYS, I DIDN'T EVEN DO-- 428 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,560 UH-OH. - FORGET ABOUT OUR DATE? 429 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,727 HMM? 430 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,129 YOUR DAD TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE. 431 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,198 - MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON? - I GOT THIS, CHARLIE. 432 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,566 WHAT IS GOING ON? 433 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,568 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT? 434 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,236 WHO'S DAISY DUKE? - WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME? 435 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,072 - THAT SOUNDED MOSTLY LIKE A COMPLIMENT TO ME. 436 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,306 I WAS-- 437 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,108 - IS THIS THE EMERGENCY YOU HAD LAST NIGHT? 438 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,442 - I HAD TO FIX A PIPE. 439 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,777 - NOW YOU'RE PITCHING AT HER KID'S GAME. 440 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,312 YOU BASTARD! - HEY, HEY, HEY! 441 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,614 - LOOKED WORSE THAN IT WAS. WEARING FLIP-FLOPS! 442 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,117 - COULD YOU GUYS PLEASE TAKE YOUR DOMESTIC DISPUTE 443 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,451 OFF THE FIELD. 444 00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,786 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BANGING ANOTHER CLIENT. 445 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,321 - WHAT? GOD, NO! 446 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,490 - I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH HER. AND JUST "NO" IS FINE. 447 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,092 - WHO'S BANGING WHO? 448 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,759 - NOTHING BUT EAR, NOTHING BUT EAR. 449 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:11,764 - COME ON, MOLLY. LET'S GO. 450 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,166 - SHE SEEMS GREAT. 451 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,834 - CAN SOMEBODY JUST PITCH, PLEASE? 452 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:20,373 - GIVE HIM THE ROCK. NOW. 453 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:24,111 - HIT THE SHOWERS, MATE. 454 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,413 TWO DOWN, GONDOLIERS! TWO DOWN! 455 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,148 LET'S GO, LET'S LOOK SHARP! 456 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,655 - YOU THREW A NO-HITTER. 457 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,525 EVEN AGAINST KIDS, THAT'S STILL PRETTY HOT. 458 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,093 YEAH, WELL, I JUST WANNA THANK GOD, 459 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,261 MY TEAMMATES. 460 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,429 ESPECIALLY JOFFREY. 461 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,830 - DID IT FOR THE SEX, DIDN'T YOU? 462 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:48,235 - WE ARE 36 DAYS IN. I WOULD'VE BOUGHT CHARLIE A CAR. 463 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:52,739 - SHE'S AT SCREWSIE'S. 464 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,676 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 465 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,813 - EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 466 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,383 - YEAH, IT'S JUST A TEXT FROM PETE. 467 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,252 - ON A SATURDAY NIGHT? 468 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,254 - ACTUALLY IT'S FROM THIS AFTERNOON. 469 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,322 HIS PHONE'S SKETCHY. 470 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,657 - IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON WITH YOU GUYS? 471 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,791 - WHAT? 472 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,193 - WELL, HIS EX SEEMS TO THINK SO. 473 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,561 - WHO CARES WHAT SHE THINKS? 474 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,229 DID YOU SEE THAT BODY BY THE WAY? 475 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,731 IT'S, LIKE, SO LEAN. WHAT DO YOU EVEN HOLD ONTO... 476 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,200 OTHER THEN THE BIG BOOBS? 477 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,469 - YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 478 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:27,274 - I'M NOT INTO PETE. 479 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,245 ARE WE GONNA DO THIS, OR WHAT? 480 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,822 - CALL ME TOMORROW. 481 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,296 - SERIOUSLY? 482 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,731 - AND THEN SHE SLAPPED ME. 483 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,901 I DON'T KNOW, NATALIE AND I TOGETHER ARE JUST CHAOS. 484 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,904 AND...THAT'S NOT A GOOD RIDE FOR ME ANYMORE. 485 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:01,408 SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD COME TO A MEETING. 486 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,177 UH-OH. 487 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,451 PIPE WRENCH, PLEASE. 488 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,855 IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE. PINOT, PLEASE. 489 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,425 - IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT. I WENT A YEAR WITHOUT SEX. 490 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,592 - OH, THAT CAN'T BE SAFE. 491 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,961 - IT'S ACTUALLY EXTREMELY SAFE. 492 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,296 IT SUCKS. 493 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,631 - YOU KNOW, MOST OF THE TIME 494 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,565 I'M A PRETTY GOOD INFLUENCE ON CHUCK. 495 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,267 - YEAH, YOU SHOULD OPEN A CHARTER SCHOOL. 496 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,468 - SHE'S MORE RESILIENT THAN YOU THINK. 497 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,702 - YOU'RE TELLING ME ABOUT MY KID? 498 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,404 - JUST ONE CONTRACTOR'S OPINION. 499 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,572 - HOW COME YOU CAN'T GO TEN SECONDS 500 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,906 WITHOUT SAYING SOMETHING ANNOYING? 501 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,375 - YOU INSPIRE ME. 502 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,310 PIPE'S DONE. 503 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,280 - DID YOU FIX IT RIGHT THIS TIME? 504 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,681 WASN'T EVEN BROKEN. 505 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,849 - WHAT? REALLY? 506 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,618 - REALLY. 507 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,520 IT'S ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE CALLED ME AT MIDNIGHT 508 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,990 WITH...ULTERIOR MOTIVES. 509 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,325 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT BEN? 510 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,125 - WHAT? 511 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,126 - I WORKED HERE FOR, LIKE, A WEEK. 512 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,429 YOU NEVER TALKED ABOUT HIM. - NEVER CAME UP. 513 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,465 - WHO'S THE LIAR NOW? 514 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:02,969 - NO! GOD, NO. 515 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,471 - JUST "NO" IS FINE. 516 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,605 - I JUST CAN'T-- - YOU WANT TO, BUT CAN'T. 517 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,973 NO, I GET IT. 518 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,941 - NO, GET OVER YOURSELF. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. 519 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,444 I WAS CHEATED ON, AND I'M NOT GONNA CHEAT ON BEN. 520 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,812 - SO IF BEN WASN'T IN THE PICTURE? 521 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:13,680 - JUST TAKE THE NO. 522 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,282 - SOUNDS LIKE A NO WITH AN ASTERISK. 523 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,449 - IT'S NOT. - LIKE A DIPLOMA. 524 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,919 - NO, I'M NOT INTERESTED. 525 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,454 - TEXT ME LATER WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 526 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,855 - NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 527 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,491 - MY PHONE'S STILL SKETCHY. 528 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,959 SO DON'T FREAK IF I TAKE A WHILE TO HIT YOU BACK. 529 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,329 - WOW. 530 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,538 - DAMN IT! I FLOODED IT. 531 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,813 - HA, LOOK AT THEM. 532 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:50,383 - AND THE DIRECTOR SAID I MIGHT EVEN GET A TRAILER. 533 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,818 - WOW. 534 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,754 - THOSE TWO ARE SMITTEN. 535 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,423 SMITTEN. 536 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,425 I LIKE IT NOW. 537 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:02,061 - YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 538 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,029 - WHAT--WHAT THE HELL? 539 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:07,334 - THAT'S FOR GOLDEN STATE HARDWARE, BITCH! 540 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,770 - REALLY? 38541

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