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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:07,675 - HEY. 2 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,110 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 3 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,545 - TO GET US SOME BREAKFAST BURRITOS. 4 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,281 MAYBE DO A LITTLE SURFING FIRST. 5 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,515 ARE YOU A SURFER, TAMI? 6 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:15,749 - TARA. 7 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:18,119 - TOO SOON FOR NICKNAMES? 8 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:24,458 - MY GOD. 9 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:26,827 CHARLIE. 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,563 CHARLIE, WAKE UP, WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS. 11 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:33,201 - HEY, YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY BED. 12 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,103 - I JUST CAME IN TO CHECK ON YOU. 13 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,370 - MOM-- - OKAY, FINE. 14 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:37,638 I CAN'T GET USED TO THIS HOUSE. 15 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:40,408 IT MAKES WEIRD NOISES AT NIGHT. 16 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:43,811 - PULL IT TOGETHER. - I WILL, I WILL. 17 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,479 LET'S GO. 18 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,515 - I LOST THE WHOLE FIVE GRAND. 19 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,417 BOTTOM LINE, I NEVER SHOULD HAVE SPLIT TENS. 20 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,719 - I HEAR THAT. 21 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,221 HEAR THAT. 22 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,160 - UH... 23 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,228 I THOUGHT WE SAID 9:00. 24 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:02,430 - HI, I'M PETE. YOU MUST BE ALEX. 25 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:03,831 I'M SORRY I'M LATE, I WAS ON ANOTHER JOB. 26 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,467 - WAS IT IN THE OCEAN? YOU SMELL LIKE SALT WATER. 27 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,401 - THANK YOU. 28 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:08,836 - MORE OF AN ACCUSATION THAN A COMPLIMENT. 29 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,704 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE A MULLIGAN HERE. 30 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,440 HI, I'M PETE. 31 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,875 I AM SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS SURFING. 32 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,810 - THOSE DIMPLES DON'T MAKE YOU ANY LESS LATE. 33 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,579 - COME ON, THEY MAKE ME A LITTLE LESS LATE, NO? 34 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:19,580 - NO. 35 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:22,150 SO I GOT YOUR NAME FROM BRAD AND CINDY TATE. 36 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,817 - OH, THE TATES. YEAH, COOL. 37 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,619 I HAD TO HAND THAT JOB OVER TO MY FOREMAN. 38 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,521 I GOT REAL BUSY. - I THOUGHT BRAD FIRED YOU 39 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:28,689 'CAUSE YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH CINDY. 40 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:31,325 - YEAH, THAT WAS A FACTOR, TOO. 41 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,426 CAN I BE HONEST? 42 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,461 - DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT. 43 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,164 - THE TATE THING WANDERED INTO A MORAL GRAY AREA, 44 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,299 BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR KITCHEN? 45 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,433 I KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK. 46 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,502 - SO THESE ARE THE PLANS. 47 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,771 UH, I WANT TO REDO EVERYTHING. 48 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:47,508 FLOORS, CEILINGS, NEW CABINETRY, NEW APPLIANCES, 49 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:50,578 AND THEN I WAS GONNA ASK YOU ABOUT BLASTING THROUGH THIS WALL 50 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,680 TO CREATE AN OPEN DINING SPACE. 51 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:55,416 - UH, THIS HOUSE HAS AWESOME BONES. 52 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,819 - YES, I JUST GOT DIVORCED. RECENTLY, RIV--SO-- 53 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:01,155 - THAT'S KIND OF A NON-SEQUITUR. 54 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:03,557 UH, SO YOUR EX GOT THE OLD HOUSE. 55 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,693 - NO, HE GOT A SMALLER PLACE, IN PRISON. 56 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,761 - UH, HE'S NOT IN FOR ANYTHING VIOLENT 57 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,263 OR JEALOUS IN NATURE, I HOPE. 58 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:11,232 - INSIDER TRADING, BUT AT LEAST 59 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,566 HE GAVE THE MONEY TO HIS MISTRESS. 60 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,568 - AND YOU LET HIM GET AWAY. 61 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:18,672 - LISTEN, PETE, IF YOU GET THIS JOB 62 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:22,343 IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AND YOU'RE CHEAP. 63 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,645 I'VE GOT A FULL PLATE--I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING ELSE. 64 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,814 - ANYTHING ELSE? - TATE-LIKE. 65 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,317 - I--I MEAN, AM I HOLDING TWO WINE GLASSES, 66 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,685 OR ARE MY PANTS OFF? I MEAN, 67 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,854 IS THERE A BOWL OF MY HOMEMADE, KILLER GUAC IN FRONT OF YOU? 68 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,257 - DOES THAT REALLY WORK? - YES, IT DOES, SO... 69 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,192 - I'M JUST SAYING, THERE'LL BE NO MONKEY BUSINESS. 70 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:41,829 - OH, NO, NO, NO. I HATE MONKEY BUSINESS. 71 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:46,567 YEAH, I NEVER USE THAT PHRASE. UM, SO, UH... 72 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,768 I CAN GET YOU THE NUMBERS BY FRIDAY. 73 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:48,836 - THURSDAY. 74 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:49,970 - THAT DOESN'T GIVE ME MUCH TIME. 75 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,839 - SURF LESS. 76 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:55,476 DINING ROOM'S THIS WAY. 77 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:01,582 - IT'S A CHERRY JOB. SHE WANTS TO REDO THE WHOLE KITCHEN. 78 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,284 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S AWESOME. 79 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,452 DID YOU TELL HER THAT YOUR CREW QUIT ON YOU 80 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:05,619 ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO? 81 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,621 - THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. 82 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:11,292 GUYS, AS PART OF MY RECOVERY, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE 83 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,494 FOR ANY DAMAGE I MAY HAVE CAUSED 84 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,995 WHILE IN THE THROES OF MY GAMBLING ADDICTION. 85 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,664 - YOU SOLD MY VAN ON THE CRAIGSLIST. 86 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,999 - THAT VAN WAS HOLDING YOU BACK, VLAD. 87 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,668 - BUT I GET IT. NO, I GET IT, AND I-- 88 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,604 GUYS, I JUST WANT ANOTHER CHANCE YOU BE YOUR CONTRACTOR. 89 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,542 - SO YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THE CREW. 90 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,311 HOW'S THAT GOING? - GOOD, REAL GOOD. 91 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,580 - OH, YEAH? AND WHO'S THIS GINGER GENTLEMAN? 92 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:33,714 - GARY. 93 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,883 I WAS JUST INTRODUCED TO YOU. 94 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,585 - HE'S MY NEW CARPENTER'S APPRENTICE. 95 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,487 - OH, AND WHERE IS MY CARPENTER, DAVID? 96 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,522 - OH, I FIRED HIM. - I ALSO SEEM TO BE MISSING 97 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,990 MY PAINTER AND MY TILE GUY. 98 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,858 - I FIRED THEM ALL, THEY WERE ALL BACK-TALKERS. 99 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:45,893 - BACK TALK? - I COULDN'T TOLERATE IT. 100 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,828 NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. 101 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:48,996 - MORALE'S NOT GREAT. 102 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:49,997 - MAYBE IT'D FEEL GOOD 103 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,865 TO JUST BE AN ELECTRICIAN FOR AWHILE, CLEM. 104 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,601 - YOU KNOW SOMETHING, PETE? 105 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:54,968 IT'S NOT JUST YOUR GAMBLING. 106 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,704 CINDY TATE! 107 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,607 - THINGS I SAW IN THAT POOL HOUSE, THINGS I CAN'T FORGET. 108 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,442 - I THOUGHT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED, VLAD, OKAY? 109 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,743 IT WAS WEIRD FOR ME, TOO. 110 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,579 GUYS, LET'S JUST LEAVE THE PAST IN THE PAST, OKAY? 111 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,315 WE WERE A GREAT CREW ONCE-- 112 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,617 EXCEPT FOR YOU, I'M... NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR WORK, 113 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:12,320 BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO MAKE US GREAT AGAIN. 114 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,621 WHAT DO YOU GOT TO LOSE? 115 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,924 YOU GOT ONE CHANCE. 116 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,793 - MMM! LET'S PILE ON THE RIG, BOYS. 117 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,295 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 118 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:22,596 - THOUGHT WE WERE DOING IT. 119 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:26,066 - WE'LL GET DINNER FIRST. WE'LL PILE ON TOMORROW. 120 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,468 - YES, BOB, OF COURSE I KNOW 121 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,603 WHAT "INADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE" MEANS. 122 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,939 BOB, YOU'RE YELLING. 123 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:32,973 BOB? 124 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:33,807 HE HUNG UP. 125 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,743 - SO WHAT DOES THIS PETE LOOK LIKE? 126 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,311 - WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ABOUT HIM? 127 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,979 I MET WITH SEVERAL OTHER CONTRACTORS. 128 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,448 - HE'S HOT, ISN'T HE? 129 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,815 - A DELIGHTFUL LESBIAN NAMED BIG DEB 130 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,351 DID A WALK-THROUGH THIS MORNING, 131 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:46,354 AND SHE LEFT HER CHEWING TOBACCO. 132 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,521 - HOW'S THE BOD? 133 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:48,589 - HOW'S YOUR DAYTIME TEQUILA DRINKING? 134 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,424 - IT'S SATURDAY. 135 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,760 - NO, IT'S--IT'S NOT. 136 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,765 - HEY, I DON'T HEAR PLAYING. RECITAL'S IN A WEEK. 137 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:58,766 - I'M NOT DOING IT. 138 00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,767 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 139 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,968 - I DON'T KNOW. 140 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,003 MS. TERRY AND-- 141 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,872 - OKAY, NOW JUST HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 142 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,073 YOU'RE NOT OFF THE HOOK. 143 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,041 THIS IS BOB, AND HE'S A SCREAMER AND HE SWEARS. 144 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,510 I'M GONNA TAKE IT IN THE KITCHEN. 145 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:12,746 - I HATE PACHELBEL. 146 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,716 - WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR IT AT FIVE WEDDINGS IN ONE SUMMER. 147 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,491 - WHY THE FLEETWOOD MAC? DID SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN? 148 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,726 - LOST MY CHARIOT, SON. 149 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,728 THOSE SONS OF BITCHES AT FARMWIDE 150 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,129 CUT OFF MY CAR INSURANCE. 151 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,464 - FOR NON-PAYMENT? 152 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:33,367 - SONS OF BITCHES. 153 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,036 IT WAS EITHER PAY THEM OR MY VOICE LESSON TEACHER. 154 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:39,072 - WELL, YOUR HANDS WERE TIED. 155 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:43,544 - THEY CAN'T GET ME DOWN. I BEND, NEVER BREAK. 156 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:44,545 - HOW WAS WORK, DAD? 157 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,714 - IT'S A DEPARTMENT STORE. 158 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:51,885 DAILY WAKE-UP CALL TO REDEDICATE MYSELF TO MY CRAFT. 159 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,622 REREADING MY UTA HAGEN. 160 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:55,956 AND LYNN-- LYNN'S COMING OVER LATER. 161 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,425 WE'RE GOING TO DO SOME SENSE MEMORY WORK. 162 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,492 - IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE CALLING IT? 163 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,661 - YES, IT IS. WHAT'S OUR CONTRACEPTION SITUATION? 164 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,997 - UNCOMFORTABLE. YEAH, AWKWARD. 165 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,467 SEPARATE. 166 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,035 - I'M GONNA NEED A RIDE TO SAV-ON. 167 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,472 - THAT'S HER HOUSE, BOYS. 168 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,474 LOOK AT THAT GOLD MINE. 169 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,608 BIG DEB. 170 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,610 - SHE'S PUTTING IN A BID 171 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,011 - ISN'T THAT THE DUDE WHO STOLE 172 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,013 THE DOUGLAS FIR TWO-BY-FOURS OUT OF YOUR TRUCK? 173 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,081 - SHE'S THE DUDE. 174 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,082 - I'M GONNA GET THE NAIL GUN. 175 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,451 - NO NAIL GUN, ALL RIGHT? 176 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,519 STAY FROSTY, CLEM. I GOT THIS. 177 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,155 - SUCK IT, RIGGINS. 178 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,830 - COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOUR FRONT YARD 179 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,165 SMELLS LIKE A DODGER'S DUGOUT. 180 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,634 - SHE CAME IN WITH A VERY COMPETITIVE BID. 181 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:41,769 LOWER THAN YOURS. - REALLY? 182 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:42,803 - MM-HMM. 183 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,507 - SEE THAT? THAT'S DRY ROT. 184 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,875 I SMELLED IT DURING THE WALK-THROUGH. 185 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,010 DID DEB TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR MAINLINE BLOB RUST? 186 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,179 SHE'S GONNA JACK YOU UP WITH CHANGE ORDERS. 187 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,648 THAT'S HOW CONTRACTORS ROLL. THEY'RE SHADY. 188 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:57,050 - THEY HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE. THEY GO TO REHAB FOR GAMBLING. 189 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,520 - I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A FRESH START. 190 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,854 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 191 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,490 I AM A DAMN GOOD BUILDER. 192 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,558 GIVE ME THE JOB AND I PROMISE YOU'LL BE STOKED. 193 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,159 - STOKED? - STOKED. 194 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:09,563 - MONDAY, 7:00 A.M. 195 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:10,898 - AWESOME. 196 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,234 - 8:00 WOULD BE BETTER, IF IT-- - NO, NO. 197 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,104 - I--YOU KNOW, I CAN DO 7:00. I'LL DO... 198 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,482 - DAMN IT, SHE'S GOT. 199 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,518 - GET YOUR MONEY UP FRONT, BOYS. 200 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,755 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS, ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK. 201 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,524 - MORNING. - SORRY I'M LATE. 202 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,959 - YEAH, WAY TO SOLIDIFY LOW EXPECTATIONS. 203 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,093 CHARLIE, SAY HI TO PETE. 204 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,562 - DO YOU HAVE A NAIL GUN? 205 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,496 - CLEM'S GOT IT. HE'S MY GUNNER. 206 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,632 - COULD HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT THIS PIANO? 207 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,934 - OH, HE'LL ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT A LOT OF THINGS, LADY. 208 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,836 - HE WILL? - I DON'T THINK SO. 209 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,672 - HEY, YOU READY TO DO SOME BODYSURFING? 210 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,673 - HEY. 211 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,576 - UH, HER SUIT AND HER SUN BLOCK ARE IN THE BAG. 212 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,779 OH, DO YOU HAVE YOURS? - YEP. RIGHT HERE. 213 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,281 - I THINK I SEE IT. 214 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,584 - LET'S GO. 215 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,484 BYE. 216 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,486 - BYE, MOM, LOVE YOU. - BYE, LOVE YOU. 217 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,223 - SO BEFORE YOU GO, I WAS LOOKING AT THE PLANS. 218 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,959 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ADDING A SKYLIGHT? 219 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,261 YOU'RE ALREADY TRYING TO SCREW ME WITH CHANGE ORDERS? 220 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,996 - LANGUAGE, PLEASE. VLAD'S A VIRGIN. 221 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,899 - I HAVE SEX, I JUST DON'T MAKE YOU WATCH IT. 222 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,200 - MORNING, VLAD. 223 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,703 - I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE NICE TO LET IN A LITTLE SO-CAL LIGHT. 224 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:23,904 I'LL DO IT GRATIS. 225 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,239 - I'M GOING MORE FOR A SAN FRANCISCO FEEL. 226 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:27,407 - KIND OF A STUCK-UP, SECOND-RATE VIBE? 227 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,110 - GUESS MY HOMETOWN GIANTS DIDN'T WIN THE WORLD SERIES? 228 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,012 YEAH, WITH PITCHING. 229 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,147 IT'S JUST SO NORTHERN CALIFORNIAN. 230 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,152 - WHAT A BAD BOY. 231 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,287 TELL ME YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT HIM. 232 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,655 - I THINK ABOUT GETTING MY BRIEF DONE. 233 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,923 I THINK ABOUT WHY MY DAUGHTER IS-- 234 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,024 - HOLD THE PHONE 235 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,759 DID I HOOK UP WITH THAT GUY? 236 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:46,794 WHAT'D YOU SAY HIS NAME WAS? 237 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,328 - PETE...RIGGINS. 238 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,864 NOT THAT A LAST NAME WOULD MEAN ANYTHING. 239 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:54,568 SCREWS? SCREWSIE, PLEASE DON'T INTERACT WITH THE CREW. 240 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:57,070 SCREW... 241 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:59,907 - HEY. 242 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:00,974 - HEY. 243 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,043 - HEY. 244 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,412 - HEY... 245 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,115 - SERIOUSLY? NEITHER OF YOU CAN REMEMBER IF YOU'VE HAD SEX? 246 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,283 - DID YOU GO AS A MERMAID FOR HALLOWEEN LAST YEAR? 247 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,685 - NO. 248 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,120 YOU KITE-SURF AT SEAL BEACH? 249 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,354 - NO. DO YOU BARTEND AT KELLY'S? 250 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,790 - NO, BUT I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND THANK YOU. 251 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:17,891 - I DON'T THINK WE SLEPT TOGETHER. 252 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,727 - NAH. - BRAVO. 253 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,695 OH, YES, THE LACK OF PALPABLE SHAME. 254 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,130 IT'S ALL VERY '60s. 255 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,699 - YOU CAN IGNORE HER--SHE'S A DIAGNOSED SERIAL MONOGAMIST. 256 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:26,800 - OH, NO, NO, NO. TOTALLY. 257 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,068 I CAN SMELL THE REPRESSION. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 258 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,771 - HEY. I LOVE SEX. 259 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,073 I JUST THINK IT'S MORE MEANINGFUL AND WILD 260 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,808 IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THE PERSON'S NAME. 261 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,810 - SUSIE, BY THE WAY. - PETE. 262 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,111 - HEY, GET BACK TO WORK. 263 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,279 - I'M TRYING. YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT 264 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,014 HOW MUCH YOU LOVE WILD SEX. 265 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,082 IT'S A LITTLE DISTRACTING, YOU KNOW? 266 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,852 - SCREWS, YOU GOTTA-- WE SHOULD-- 267 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,887 - THERE'S A LOT OF AIRBORNE DUST IN HERE, 268 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,689 AND YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BRA. 269 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,924 OKAY, YOU'VE TAKEN 400 PICTURES OF THE OCEAN. 270 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:51,992 WHAT'S GOING ON? 271 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,161 - DAD CALLED ME EARLIER. 272 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,363 HE SOUNDED MELANCHOLY. 273 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,731 - REALLY? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 274 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,634 - HE SAID HE'S GOING BALD. 275 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,169 - HE CAN'T TAKE HIS PROPECIA IN THERE. 276 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,170 - IT'S SAD. 277 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,639 - IT...IS. 278 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,841 YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 279 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,079 - LET'S SEE. LET'S TAKE ONE OF US. 280 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,147 - OKAY. 281 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,785 - HI, GUYS. 282 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,887 both: WHOO! 283 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,288 - NEW TOOL BELT, HUH? 284 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,090 - LOOK AT ALL THOSE FANCY TOOLS. 285 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,258 AND NOPE, YOU DON'T NEED THIS. 286 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,027 - YOU DON'T NEED THAT. - DON'T NEED THIS. 287 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,662 - DON'T NEED THAT. - DON'T NEED THIS. 288 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,297 - YEAH, YOU DEFINITELY DON'T NEED THAT RIGHT THERE. 289 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,165 - THIS. - AND THAT. 290 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,934 - ARE ALL YOU REALLY NEED. 291 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,007 AND, GARY, WE ALL LOVE BAGELS. 292 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,376 - IS THIS WHAT IT'S GONNA BE LIKE? 293 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,213 - NO, IT'S PROBABLY GONNA GET A LOT WORSE. 294 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,214 - CHARLIE CLIMBED UP ON THE ROOF. 295 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,716 DO YOU GUYS HAVE A LADDER? 296 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,917 - HERE, LET ME GO. IT'S HIGHER THAN IT LOOKS. 297 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,719 - I GOT IT. - MAY WANT TO LOSE THE HEELS. 298 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,453 - I'VE CLIMBED A LADDER BEFORE. 299 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,191 - UH, COULD-- COULD YOU PUT ME DOWN? 300 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,259 - OR THANK YOU. 301 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,394 - IT SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD BE CLIMBING RIGHT NOW. 302 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,098 - G-- 303 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,968 - OH, YEAH, THESE BOOTS ARE SUPER-GRIPPY. 304 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,903 ALMOST TOO MUCH. 305 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,940 DID YOU COME UP HERE TO PISS OFF YOUR MOM? 306 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,776 BECAUSE I FULLY SUPPORT THAT. 307 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,778 - I'M TAKING PICTURES OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD-- 308 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:18,912 FOR MY DAD. 309 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:22,449 - NO PICTURES OF VLAD, OKAY? HE'S NOT ENTIRELY LEGAL. 310 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,952 - OKAY. 311 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,087 - YOU MISS YOUR POPS? 312 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,355 - I'M FINE. 313 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,925 - YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID, MY DAD WENT AWAY FOR SIX MONTHS. 314 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,061 - YOUR DAD WENT TO PRISON, TOO? 315 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,463 - GODSPELL. UH, PACIFIC NORTHWEST TOUR. 316 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:40,100 - I TOTALLY FREAKED OUT MY MOM, COMING UP HERE. 317 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,469 SHE'S GOT ENOUGH ON HER PLATE. 318 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,505 DON'T TELL HER I WAS TAKING PICTURES FOR MY DAD, OKAY? 319 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,940 - I'M DOWN WITH SECRETS. 320 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:50,410 HARDLY ANYBODY KNOWS ABOUT MY D.U.I. 321 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,780 HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE? HELICOPTER? 322 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,314 - THE TRELLIS. 323 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,150 - WELL, NO THANK YOU, LADY. 324 00:11:57,184 --> 00:12:00,420 HOW ABOUT WE WUSS OUT AND TAKE THE LADDER DOWN? 325 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,889 ALL RIGHT, YOU GO FIRST. 326 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,323 - NO! 327 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,325 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO FIRST. 328 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,060 THERE WE GO. 329 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,496 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 330 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,865 - WHAT WERE YOU DOING UP THERE? - WELL, SHE'S A CLIMBER. 331 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,400 YOU KNOW? CLEARLY, IT SKIPS A GENERATION. 332 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,402 - GO ON INSIDE. SIMONE'S WAITING FOR YOU. 333 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,470 - OKAY. SORRY, MOM. 334 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,107 THANK YOU FOR GETTING HER. 335 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,441 - YOU KNOW HOW WE SHOULD CELEBRATE? 336 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,342 SKYLIGHT IN THE KITCHEN. 337 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,211 - YOU SAVED MY KID FOR A CHANGE ORDER? 338 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,446 - I JUST THINK YOU COULD USE A LITTLE SUNSHINE IN YOUR LIFE. 339 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,081 - UGH. CHEESY MUCH? 340 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,851 - ONLY AFTER HERO MOMENTS. YOU CAN JUST CALL ME, "911." 341 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,119 - HOW ABOUT "SPACKLE BOY?" 342 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,889 - "PETE ROOFWALKER." THAT ALSO WORKS. 343 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,224 GOD, I WISH I HAD MY SHADES. 344 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,861 - DOUBT REMAINS, 345 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,864 BUT HERE'S TO CAPTAIN PETE ON A GOOD FIRST WEEK. 346 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,232 - TO PETE, A MAN AMONG MEN! 347 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,267 all: TO PETE! - YES, COME ON, NOW. 348 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,270 - AND I AM GOING TO CONTINUE MY CONVERSATION WITH BIG RED. 349 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,205 SHE'S ONLY SHOT ME DOWN ONCE. 350 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,573 - ROUND TWO, THEN. 351 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,309 - I AM BENT, NOT BROKEN. GENTLEMEN. 352 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,480 - HE HAS GOT SO MUCH CONFIDENCE. 353 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,150 - YEAH, MALIBU RUM AND CIALIS. 354 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,451 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER ROUND. 355 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,219 UH, GARY, GIVE ME A 20. 356 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,057 HEY. 357 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,425 - HEY. 358 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,526 - HEY. 359 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,096 - HEY. 360 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,464 I'M CHARLIE'S BABY-SITTER. 361 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,967 - YEAH. WHAT'S UP? 362 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,303 WHAT TIME IS IT? 363 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,337 - HUH? 364 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,974 - OH, I HAVE TO BE AT WORK. 365 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:30,610 - OH. RELAX--UM--BABY. 366 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,079 IT'S, UH, IT'S SATURDAY. 367 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,947 LET ME BUY YOU A BREAKFAST BURRITO. 368 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,616 - I WORK SATURDAYS, I CAN'T BE LATE. 369 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,051 SHE FIRES PEOPLE. 370 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,087 - ALEX? NO, SHE'S ALL BARK. 371 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,589 - NO, SHE BITES. I'M HER THIRD NANNY THIS YEAR. 372 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,424 - REALLY? 373 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,993 DO YOU THINK SHE'D BE PISSED AT ME? 374 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,898 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I HAD TO RESCHEDULE A DEPOSITION. 375 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,433 - I'M SORRY, I'M-- IT'S JUST--HE'S SO-- 376 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,402 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 377 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,270 - HE'S SO WHAT? 378 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:03,410 - YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN. 379 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,345 - HEY! 380 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,513 - DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY NANNY? 381 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,481 - A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS. 382 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,551 - WHAT IS THE ONE THING I SAID? 383 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,953 NO MONKEY BUSINESS. 384 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,421 - YEAH, WITH YOU, AND I'VE RESPECTED THAT. 385 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,589 WHAT? LIKE THAT WAS EVEN AN OPTION? 386 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,391 - OH, COME ON, THERE WAS A MOMENT, 387 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,626 AFTER I RESCUED CHARLIE. 388 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,628 - RESCUED? IT'S NOT LIKE A LION HAD HER. 389 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,496 - ALL RIGHT. I GET IT. 390 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,632 I MESSED UP. I USED UP MY MULLIGAN. 391 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,968 - NO, NO, I'VE GOT AN EX-HUSBAND IN JAIL, 392 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,070 50 HOURS A WEEK TO BILL, A TEN-YEAR-OLD TO RAISE. 393 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,571 THERE ARE NO MULLIGANS. YOU'RE FIRED. 394 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,607 - FIRED? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 395 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,176 - DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING? 396 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,978 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 397 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,279 YOU GOT SOME ISSUES. 398 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,081 - ME? YOU LIVE WITH YOUR DAD, 399 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,682 AND YOU HUMP ANYTHING IN A TINY BIKINI 400 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,251 TO JUSTIFY THE VOID THAT IS YOUR LIFE. 401 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,485 - WOW, YOU HAD THAT LOCKED AND LOADED. 402 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,620 YOU THINK ABOUT ME MUCH? - WHY ARE YOU COCKY? 403 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:51,191 IS THERE SOME UNIVERSE WHERE 35 AND CONSTANTLY BAKED IS COOL? 404 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,192 - YEAH, VENICE. 405 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,560 OH. - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 406 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,495 OKAY? YOUR HUSBAND CHEATED ON YOU, 407 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,629 AND NOW YOU TAKE IT OUT ON ANY GUY 408 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,065 THAT'S JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN. 409 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,267 YOU'RE BITTER. - I'M--I'M NOT BITTER. 410 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,635 I'M SO NOT BITTER. I'M JUST--I'M EVEN-KEELED! 411 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,671 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. I'M DELIGHTFUL, I'M SUNNY! 412 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,707 - YOU'RE NOT SUNNY, BABE. YOU DON'T EVEN WANT A SKYLIGHT. 413 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,110 - THAT FRIGGIN' METAPHOR IS OFFICIALLY PLAYED. 414 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,111 - AND "BABE?" REALLY. - ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER. 415 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,181 ENJOY YOUR GLOOMY HOUSE. SAN FRANCISCO SUCKS. 416 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,283 - YEAH? WELL, VENICE IS FULL OF OVERAGE SURFERS 417 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,951 WHO CAN'T KEEP IT IN THEIR PANTS! 418 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:21,321 NICE, BIG TRUCK, BY THE WAY! 419 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,356 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 420 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:30,063 HI, I'M ALEX MEYERS. WE JUST MOVED IN. 421 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,631 HAVE A NICE DAY. 422 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,171 - I DON'T GET IT. 423 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,639 YOU DIDN'T FIRE THE NANNY. 424 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,708 YOU LOVE TO FIRE NANNIES. THEY COME WITH EXPIRATION DATES. 425 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,643 - I NEED HER. CHARLIE LOVES HER. 426 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,312 GOD, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS STICK UP FOR BAD GUYS? 427 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,513 YOU'RE LIKE A MOB WIFE. 428 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,514 - I LOVE A HOT UNDERDOG? 429 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,450 - HE WAS TOTALLY CONCEITED, CONSTANTLY LATE, 430 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,519 AND SMELLED LIKE SALT AND BONG WATER. 431 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,088 - ALEX, DID YOU FIRE THIS GUY BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS 432 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,389 BECAUSE HE SLEPT WITH YOUR NANNY? 433 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,325 OH, THAT IS NOT FAIR TO PETE OR SIMONE. 434 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,526 - NOW YOU'RE DEFENDING SIMONE? 435 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,228 - I DEFEND HOT PEOPLE, REGARDLESS OF GENDER. 436 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,529 - I'M DONE WITH FLAKES. 437 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,365 I HIRED HIM TO FIX MY HOUSE, NOT BANG MY CHILDCARE. 438 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,766 I COULD USE A LITTLE SUPPORT HERE. 439 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,569 - OKAY, JEEZ. CABERNET RAGE. 440 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:23,383 - AND THE CLIPPERS ARE ON TV, AND THEY'RE ONE OF MY TRIGGERS. 441 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,418 SAD, BUT TRUE. 442 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,688 AND I'M LIKE, "NO, NOT TODAY." 443 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:32,659 SO I WENT TO THE GYM, AND IT WORKED. 444 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,694 I DIDN'T CALL MY BOOKIE. 445 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,364 DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD. 446 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:41,534 DO ANYTHING. JUST DON'T GAMBLE. 447 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,074 - ARE YOU STEALING HER WOOD? 448 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,541 - I'M TAKING ACTION, BREAKING PATTERNS, 449 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,243 IT'S ALL A PART OF MY RECOVERY. 450 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,745 - I GOT THIS PIANO RECITAL TOMORROW. 451 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,115 - COOL. - I WASN'T GONNA DO IT, 452 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,384 BUT MOM'S SUPER-STRESSED, SO I THOUGHT I'D THROW HER A BONE. 453 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,452 - "THROW HER A BONE," THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 454 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,555 - MY DAD WAS TAKING LESSONS, AND IT WAS HIS RECITAL TOO. 455 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,424 - THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA LET HIM OUT FOR THAT. 456 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,260 - I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY PLAYED IN FRONT OF ANYBODY BEFORE, 457 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:11,398 AND WITH HIM NOT UP THERE WITH ME, I'M KIND OF FREAKING. 458 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,534 WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO? 459 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,304 - ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SEEKING LIFE ADVICE FROM ME? 460 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,505 I'M MID-CRIME. 461 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,373 - OKAY, YEAH, WHATEVER. 462 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,508 - YEAH, WHATEVER. 463 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,243 - THANKS FOR THE MENTORSHIP. 464 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,277 - MY PLEASURE. 465 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,649 HEY! 466 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,119 YOU LIKE SHOPPING? 467 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,453 THEN LET'S GO TO TYMBALL'S. 468 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,457 THEN LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 469 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,292 HURRY! HURRY UP! BIG DEB PLAYS FOR KEEPS, COME ON! 470 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,494 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 471 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,130 - RIGGINS! 472 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,831 - SUCK IT, BIG DEB! SEATBELTS. 473 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,568 ALL RIGHT, WAIT HERE. 474 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,638 - THERE'S MY BOY. 475 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,241 - CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR? - SON, THE WORLD. 476 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,575 - SEE THAT GIRL? 477 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,344 YOU LET HER SIT IN AND PLAY A SONG? 478 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,578 - WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO MY AUDIENCE. 479 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,347 - COME ON, DAD, SHE'S GOT MASSIVE STAGE FRIGHT. 480 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,283 ONE SONG--JUST HELP HER GET OVER THE HUMP. 481 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,152 - ALL RIGHT, ONE SONG, NO BALLADS. 482 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,455 - OKAY, SIT HERE. PLAY YOUR SONG. 483 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,722 THESE PEOPLE, THEY DON'T CARE. 484 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,291 - HI. 485 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,426 - HI. 486 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,794 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 487 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,863 - UM, PACHELBEL'S CANON. 488 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,832 - NOT A CROWD-PLEASER, BUT TAKE YOUR SWING. 489 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,901 - OKAY. 490 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,671 - NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME. 491 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,705 OKAY. 492 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,609 - LOOK AT YOU. 493 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,877 - HEY. 494 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,445 PETE, WHAT THE HELL? 495 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,680 - OH, YOU GOT MY TEXT. 496 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:34,914 - YOU MEAN YOUR RANSOM NOTE? 497 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:35,915 "MEET ME AT TYMBALL'S LOBBY IN HALF AN HOUR. 498 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,550 I'VE GOT CHARLIE." 499 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,152 OH-- - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 500 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,653 SHE'S PRACTICING FOR A RECITAL. 501 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,189 SHE HAD STAGE FRIGHT. 502 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,623 THAT'S THE REASON SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. 503 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,525 MY DAD IS HELPING HER OUT. 504 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:49,229 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT YOUR TASTE. 505 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,365 THE CROWD IS THINNING. TIME FOR SOME FLEETWOOD... 506 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,534 MAC-ATTACK. 507 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,403 - I HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD STAGE FRIGHT. 508 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,837 - SHE DIDN'T WANT TO STRESS YOU OUT. 509 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,806 - SERIOUSLY? 510 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,874 I TRY SO HARD TO STAY ON TOP OF EVERYTHING, 511 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,276 HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE THAN ME? 512 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,545 - WOMEN OPEN UP TO ME, SO... 513 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,547 - OH, SO CHEESY. 514 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:11,584 - * TIME CAST A SPELL ON YOU 515 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:15,288 * BUT YOU WON'T FORGET ME 516 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,389 * YEAH 517 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,424 - IS HE ALLOWED TO SING? 518 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,792 - NAH, HE'S ACTUALLY BEEN WARNED. 519 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,296 LOOK, I-- I'D LIKE ANOTHER SHOT. 520 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,332 I NEED THIS JOB. I LET DOWN MY BOYS. 521 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,833 - "BOYS" BETTER NOT BE A EUPHEMISM. 522 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,801 - YOU KNOW WE'D HAVE FUN. 523 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,972 NOT MONKEY BUSINESS FUN, JUST CLEAN, CONTRACTOR/CLIENT FUN. 524 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,275 SPACKLE FIGHTS. 525 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,644 LOOK, I--I MESSED UP. 526 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,811 I'M SORRY. 527 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,347 - DO YOU THINK YOU CAN RESTRAIN YOURSELF? 528 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,381 NOT HUMP EVERYTHING? 529 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,284 - I'M NOT A COLLIE, YOU KNOW. 530 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,818 - OKAY. 531 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,687 ONE MORE SHOT. 532 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,456 BE AT MY HOUSE MONDAY MORNING, 7:00 A.M. 533 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,259 - AWESOME. 8:00 WOULD BE BETTER. 534 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,793 7:00's PERFECT. 535 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,562 - ALEX. 536 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,663 - HEY. - I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 537 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,630 WHAT HAPPENED? - I'M SORRY. 538 00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,333 UM, I WAS FREAKING OUT, BUT EVERYONE'S FINE. 539 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,402 I'M SO SORRY I BUGGED YOU AT THE HOSPITAL. 540 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,438 THIS IS PETE. BEN, PETE. 541 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,840 - OH, UH, THE HANDYMAN. - CONTRACTOR. 542 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:08,941 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 543 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,943 - HEY, WHAT'S UP? 544 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,781 - THANK YOU. - OH, SHE'S GREAT. 545 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,549 - THANK YOU. HI, MOM. 546 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,551 - YOU'RE AMAZING. - HI, BEN. 547 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,752 - HI. 548 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:20,953 - WHO'S THE STIFF? 549 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,323 - BOYFRIEND, I GUESS. - HMM. 550 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:27,294 - WHAT'S OUR, UH, MALIBU RUM SITUATION? 551 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,462 - I'M HOLDING. MEET ME IN MENSWEAR. 552 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,419 - YOUR NEW SKYLIGHT. IT'S NICE, HUH? 553 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,720 - IT'LL HAVE GLASS, WON'T IT? 554 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,789 - WELL, IT'S EXTRA, BUT IF YOU WANT TO SPLURGE. 555 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,426 LOOK AT THAT SO-CAL LIGHT JUST POUR IN. 556 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,728 - DON'T GLOAT, SPACKLE BOY. 557 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,031 - HEY, ALEX, UH... 558 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,599 THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME ANOTHER CHANCE. 559 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,800 - SURE. 560 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,602 - I'M SUPER-STOKED. 39935

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