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Places, everyone. It's show time!
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Can we please not do this?
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Ray, it's a new neighborhood.
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We've got to find out which is fastest.
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It's unnecessary.
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- 3... 2..
- It's probably illegal.
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Are we ever gonna get our furniture
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from the old house?
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There's no place for anyone to sit.
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Uh, he's right. Up.
You've hogged it long enough.
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Ooh.
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Health Alert or Medic-Call?
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Who's the winner?
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Someone pressed a Health Alert pendant?
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Sorry. It was a false alarm.
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But we do have a special-needs child
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who at some point in the future
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may require immediate medical care.
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Your response time was exceptional.
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Please accept this basket
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as a token of our deepest gratitude
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for your time and your service.
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Too late. He died.
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Listen, whoever you want to be
your aide, I'll make it happen.
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I mean, that's what I do.
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But why this gardener man?
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I mean, what makes you think
that he's the one for the job?
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"I like him."
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Yeah, what else?
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"You don't."
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JJ.
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He mows grass for a living.
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This is a man whose chief
job competition is goats.
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Um, Mrs. DiMeo, I-I-I'm right here.
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Aww. You thought
that would embarrass her.
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That's cute.
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Look, we got off on the wrong foot.
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I'd like to give you something.
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Hee-hee! Yeah.
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She's smiling, right?
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That's right.
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So, I, uh, I'm excited.
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Little nervous.
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You're gonna have to help me out.
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I've never been an aide before.
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"I've never had one."
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Oh.
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Okay, well, this isn't
gonna work out at all.
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"Have questions?"
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I-I do, actually.
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What perspective does the
disability experience lend...
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"Real questions."
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Okay, let's do this.
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Do I handle bathroom stuff?
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Does your dude-stuff work?
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Is my voice good to speak for you?
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I can go lower.
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Are you like Rain Man?
Do you count cards?
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Should we go to Vegas?
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Okay, you're a liar.
That's good to know.
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So, how can I help the DiMeos?
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You're conflicted. Let me sell this.
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Well, we have a request.
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Don't ask. Tell. Firm.
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- Fine. What we want...
- Need.
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What we need... and we realize
this is unconventional,
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- but...
- Oh, love.
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We have dismissed our son's aide
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and chosen his replacement.
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It's your
groundskeeper. He starts tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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Kenneth! That's wonderful!
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He's a natural-born caregiver.
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And he's already part of
the Lafayette High family.
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I support it wholeheartedly.
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Does no one understand
how these things go?
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You don't just say "Yes." You push back.
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That way, we owe you something.
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- Okay, watch for next time.
- Yes.
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"We're hiring the gardener."
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"As an aide? Preposterous!"
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"It's our decision. It's our son."
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"It's my school!"
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"Well, it won't be when
our lawyers are done with you."
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"So you're going to sue me now?
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Fine! I approve it on a trial basis.
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But do not mistake my
kindness for weakness.
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I will not be threatened,
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and you are not the only
one with lawyers, bitch!"
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"...trial... basis."
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This is fantastic.
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Hey. What are you working on?
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The girl I like, Jillian,
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I'm trying to find
some time to talk to her.
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This is the school.
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The green dots are her schedule,
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and the red dots are
her boyfriend Zane's.
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It's all day. I
can't get a minute alone.
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Be patient. You'll find a window.
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And shred this.
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No. Oh, no. No!
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Dylan. Dylan, stop.
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We can't have the neighbors
seeing you cleaning up...
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Sends a bad message.
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What message?
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That we clean up.
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Listen, you're of an age...
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I want to say 12...
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Where it's time
that you learn who we are
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and... and how we deal with people.
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- I'm so ready.
- Okay.
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Our family has a complicated life,
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so things are gonna fall
through the cracks.
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Lawns aren't gonna get mowed,
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garbage bins aren't gonna get taken in.
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It's best to be clear about that.
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It's the DiMeo way.
We've set the bar nice and low.
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Oh, no. He's coming over.
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All right. Just keep quiet
and don't look cute.
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Damn it, child. That's adorable.
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Well, hello, there neighbor.
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My name's Tom.
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Hey.
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And your name is...?
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Jimmy. My name's Jimmy.
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Well, I brought you a
lovely welcoming gift.
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They're my famous macarons.
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I can't tell you how wonderful it is
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to have a nice family move in.
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The last owner, he just
really let the place go.
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You're, uh...
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She's really eating them fast.
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Anyway, if you'd like,
I would gladly give you
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the name of a wonderful landscaper,
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handyman, painter... Whatever you need.
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Ah, we're... we're
really more do-it-yourselfers...
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Oh.
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...w-who don't do it.
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I see.
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Okay.
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You know, they're supposed
to be savored.
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Right, he has
physical therapy today at 4:00,
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and I've packed his lunch.
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It's all cut up into
small pieces to avoid choking.
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What's so funny?
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Sorry, it's just, um...
Well, you had to be there.
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I was... right here,
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trying to instruct you
on how not to kill my son.
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Everything you need
to know is in this book.
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The kid comes with instructions?
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Feeding, communication...
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Culture?
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His favorite show is "The Bachelor"?
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Yes. It's our tradition.
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We have a date every Monday night.
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Oh, you're serious.
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This is beautiful...
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The bond between a... mother and... son.
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Ooh! Wait!
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Hold on!
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Right. Here's a sweater
in case he get cold.
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And this is sunblock
'cause he's very fair.
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And if there's a medical emergency,
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one of these is
very fast, and one isn't.
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I don't remember. Press them both.
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He's gonna be okay.
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This is hard for me.
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He's my world.
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Look.
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I admit, I don't have this figured out.
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It felt like a challenge
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and also a good way to help somebody.
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I will earn your trust, Mrs. DiMeo.
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Your son is in good hands.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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That sucked.
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Jillian. You're alone.
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Don't you and Zane
have Spanish together?
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Zane? No, he switched to Mandarin.
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What's that?
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Uh... it's a contract.
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I'm leasing a car.
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Bad idea. I am too young.
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So, Mandarin? Like the oranges.
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Like 'em? I love 'em!
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You can put them on salad
or you can eat them alone.
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You got to peel them, though.
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It's a lot of work. It's not worth it.
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Uh, all right.
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I have a window. Yes!
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Mrs. DiMeo.
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Hello, Kenneth.
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Just checking to see
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you arrived safely at school with my son
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and that, once there,
removed him from the van.
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We're in school, and
JJ's doing just fine.
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Here he is. You can ask him yourself.
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Did he just put you on the phone?
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Take the phone back, Kenneth!
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The boy doesn't speak!
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That's kind of the whole thing!
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Roger that.
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Have a great day, Mrs. DiMeo.
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All right, um, let's
get down to business.
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There's a lot going on here.
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Are you a sports guy
or, uh, you into music?
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What do you think about?
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Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's curious.
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I didn't notice a
"butt" section in the book.
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Might an aide help in that department?
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All right.
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First thing, uh, we got to
do something about this.
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Ugh.
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Let's go shopping.
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Uh, lost-and-found, please.
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My friend misplaced some things.
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What did he lose?
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Let's see what you got.
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Come on, JJ!
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It's a girl's shirt, man.
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It buttons on the wrong side.
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Yeah, but I'll know.
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We said we'd try. Now we know.
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Yeah, I'm liking this.
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Wait a second.
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Young man...
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do I see a chest hair?
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Look.
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Yeah, we got to show that thing off.
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Hey, Dylan.
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Have you heard about these
glowing worms in New Zealand
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that hang from caves and catch
their prey in slimy threads?
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Ray, please.
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I'm pretending to do homework.
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Dad. Great news.
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I found my window with Jillian.
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And I also found the perfect
short thing to say
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to show her I'm cool.
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Oh, no. Ray, please, not the glow worms.
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Shh!
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Dad, have you heard
about these glowing worms
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- in New Zealand that hang...
- It's weak.
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- It's tight!
- Mnh-mnh.
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Dad. Look.
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Huh?
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Look what I did.
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Come on. Lousy neighbors.
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Tone set.
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Ohhh, Dylan, you didn't.
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What?
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It's the DiMeo way.
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No, this is not who we are.
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Picking on people, pulling pranks...
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That's a jerk move.
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The DiMeos are not jerks.
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We're idiots.
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What's the difference?
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People hate jerks.
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Jerks are mean.
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But idiots... Idiots are gonna mess up.
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And what are you gonna do...
Get angry? They're idiots.
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So the world lets idiots
lead their idiot lives.
266
00:09:36,356 --> 00:09:38,190
That's what we want.
267
00:09:38,225 --> 00:09:40,192
Think he'll know it came from us?
268
00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:41,309
Nah.
269
00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:42,755
He's probably just pointing over here,
270
00:09:42,779 --> 00:09:44,146
saying, "I'm a weirdo.
271
00:09:44,231 --> 00:09:46,198
I angrily point at things I love."
272
00:09:46,283 --> 00:09:47,916
Everyone, this is JJ.
273
00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:49,751
Hi, JJ!
274
00:09:49,837 --> 00:09:51,853
JJ is interested in being
our new cheer manager,
275
00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,883
and I don't think the fact
that that's not a thing
276
00:09:53,907 --> 00:09:54,934
is any reason to say "No."
277
00:09:59,429 --> 00:10:02,631
Oh, dude! We got to go.
278
00:10:02,716 --> 00:10:04,416
You have your appointment.
279
00:10:04,468 --> 00:10:08,453
"I always..." M-I... "miss them.
280
00:10:08,539 --> 00:10:10,655
Yeah, I don't know, man.
281
00:10:10,691 --> 00:10:14,359
"They need their manager."
282
00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,497
Are you trying to be adorable right now?
283
00:10:19,566 --> 00:10:20,432
Fine.
284
00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:22,400
But if your mother calls, we got to go.
285
00:10:22,486 --> 00:10:23,652
All right?
286
00:10:23,737 --> 00:10:27,672
All right. Let's see what
these young ladies got, huh?
287
00:10:27,808 --> 00:10:29,674
Can't be a guy who
drives a van and says that.
288
00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:30,890
I'll... be right over here.
289
00:10:30,944 --> 00:10:32,494
Joyce, I'm so sorry.
290
00:10:32,613 --> 00:10:34,746
JJ never misses an appointment.
291
00:10:34,882 --> 00:10:37,649
I mean, he's got this new
aide, and, I mean, I just...
292
00:10:37,734 --> 00:10:39,851
I have to believe that he's okay.
293
00:10:39,937 --> 00:10:41,152
You know what? You're upset.
294
00:10:41,238 --> 00:10:43,388
I'll get out of your
way. Send me a check.
295
00:10:43,423 --> 00:10:45,757
A check? What check? Why
would I send you a check?
296
00:10:45,893 --> 00:10:48,560
For my time, of course.
And I drove here.
297
00:10:48,629 --> 00:10:50,545
Ahhhh.
298
00:10:50,631 --> 00:10:52,664
You're a pushy
little hippie, aren't you?
299
00:10:53,734 --> 00:10:55,100
Ray! Get in here!
300
00:10:56,954 --> 00:10:58,703
It's time for your physical therapy.
301
00:10:58,789 --> 00:11:00,005
I'm... not JJ.
302
00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:01,506
I'm... I'm the other one.
303
00:11:01,642 --> 00:11:03,575
I know who you are. Your brother's MIA.
304
00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:05,927
If we pay for physical
therapy, we get physical therapy.
305
00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:07,379
Go on. Heal him.
306
00:11:08,432 --> 00:11:09,347
Now!
307
00:11:09,483 --> 00:11:11,333
Copy that. All right. Follow me.
308
00:11:11,435 --> 00:11:12,317
Yeah!
309
00:11:12,402 --> 00:11:13,368
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
310
00:11:13,453 --> 00:11:15,337
Be aggressive!
311
00:11:15,422 --> 00:11:17,405
- B-E aggressive!
- Whoo!
312
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,083
Ready?
313
00:11:28,168 --> 00:11:29,968
Be aggressive!
314
00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:31,820
B-E aggressive!
315
00:11:31,939 --> 00:11:32,954
Whoo!
316
00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:36,891
Looks like you're working
up a sweat, huh?
317
00:11:36,977 --> 00:11:40,145
Listen... Never a mistake.
318
00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,880
Mm-hmm?
319
00:11:41,915 --> 00:11:43,643
Now, since this is our first
time working together,
320
00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,483
if you can't make it
all the way to the cone,
321
00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:47,018
no cause for shame.
322
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,120
I think I'll manage.
323
00:11:51,892 --> 00:11:53,058
Oh, I'm sorry.
324
00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:54,643
What are you doing?
325
00:11:54,711 --> 00:11:56,361
Just walk how you normally walk.
326
00:11:56,446 --> 00:11:57,896
This is how I walk.
327
00:11:59,383 --> 00:12:00,298
Oh, no. Okay.
328
00:12:00,434 --> 00:12:01,599
This is all wrong.
329
00:12:01,685 --> 00:12:03,201
Listen. You pronate.
330
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,437
You have a petite gait
with a 20-degree kickout.
331
00:12:05,539 --> 00:12:07,872
It's gonna cause back pain
and organ imbalances.
332
00:12:07,975 --> 00:12:08,985
I mean, it's fine for today,
333
00:12:09,009 --> 00:12:10,486
but is this your long-term
walking plan?
334
00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:11,670
I mean, it was!
335
00:12:11,745 --> 00:12:14,112
Okay. Don't worry. Don't worry.
We'll get you there.
336
00:12:14,164 --> 00:12:16,414
It's gonna take work... Hard work...
337
00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,049
But we are gonna do it, all right?
338
00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:20,129
Let's go back to the top, here.
We're gonna try again.
339
00:12:20,153 --> 00:12:21,686
But this time, plant the heel,
340
00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:23,188
little toe mound, big toe mound.
341
00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:24,723
Swing the opposite arm as you plant
342
00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:26,002
with an imaginary string pulling you up,
343
00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:27,292
elongating your form.
344
00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:28,460
Go.
345
00:12:40,774 --> 00:12:42,457
What have you done to me?!
346
00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:45,710
DiMeo! DiMeo! JJ DiMeo!
347
00:12:45,846 --> 00:12:48,813
DiMeo! DiMeo! JJ DiMeo!
348
00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:50,015
- Oi!
- Aah! Aah!
349
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,783
You're watching cheerleaders?!
350
00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:53,001
I've been worried sick!
351
00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:56,121
2, 4, 6, 8, who do we take for granted?
352
00:12:56,173 --> 00:12:58,139
Wouldn't you just say "Not appreciate"?
353
00:12:58,258 --> 00:12:59,824
I've been calling you for an hour.
354
00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:02,277
Oh, really? Where's my phone?
355
00:13:02,396 --> 00:13:05,230
I'm sorry, but, um...
we were just having fun.
356
00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:06,531
And where are your clothes?
357
00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:08,283
I gave him a little upgrade.
358
00:13:08,368 --> 00:13:10,785
Ohh. New and improved, is it?
359
00:13:10,871 --> 00:13:12,370
All it took was a day away from me.
360
00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:13,538
Great.
361
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,104
You know what? Give me your keys.
362
00:13:18,712 --> 00:13:21,346
Come on, JJ... if that
is indeed still your name.
363
00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:24,382
Kenneth! Kenneth!
364
00:13:24,468 --> 00:13:26,184
JJ and Kenneth!
365
00:13:26,269 --> 00:13:28,436
- Kenneth! Kenneth! JJ...
- Chant about the mom.
366
00:13:28,555 --> 00:13:29,687
- ...and Kenneth!
- The mom!
367
00:13:29,773 --> 00:13:31,034
- Kenneth! JJ and Kenneth!
- Mom, mom, the mom!
368
00:13:31,058 --> 00:13:32,770
- JJ and Kenneth!
- The mom!
369
00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:35,927
Stop making excuses for the
man. I don't want to hear it.
370
00:13:35,936 --> 00:13:36,916
Mom, we need to talk.
371
00:13:37,018 --> 00:13:38,401
I'm a petite walker who pronates
372
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,148
with a 20-degree kickout.
373
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:41,532
Everybody knows that,
Ray. It's not the time.
374
00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:43,072
I don't trust the man.
375
00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:45,675
He left you in the street.
He missed your appointment.
376
00:13:46,511 --> 00:13:48,061
Nope. Don't drag me into this.
377
00:13:48,146 --> 00:13:49,386
I have walking videos to watch.
378
00:13:52,484 --> 00:13:55,702
"He gives me stuff you can't."
379
00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:57,370
What? Like fun?
380
00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:59,172
I'm very, very fun.
I'm a barrel of laughs.
381
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,858
"You think you know all I want."
382
00:14:01,993 --> 00:14:03,176
But I do!
383
00:14:03,211 --> 00:14:05,261
I literally wrote the book, JJ.
384
00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:06,924
I know you better than
you know yourself.
385
00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:10,466
- I'm not saying that.
- What?
386
00:14:12,904 --> 00:14:14,671
"I hate 'The Bachelor.'"
387
00:14:14,773 --> 00:14:16,322
Take that back!
388
00:14:16,886 --> 00:14:19,086
What's the play?
389
00:14:19,177 --> 00:14:20,827
Don't worry. Follow my lead.
390
00:14:20,912 --> 00:14:23,630
Tom. Hey, neighbor.
391
00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:25,982
Don't, okay? That word means something.
392
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,001
This is about not keeping the house up.
393
00:14:28,086 --> 00:14:29,497
Okay, listen. I've thought about it.
394
00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:31,654
It is really not too much to ask.
395
00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:32,939
We... we have...
396
00:14:33,074 --> 00:14:34,908
Oh! Again!
397
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,093
Who keeps sending us pizzas?
398
00:14:37,178 --> 00:14:38,645
Wait. What?
399
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:39,662
I...
400
00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:42,081
Jimmy, I owe you an apology.
401
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:43,733
Why? Are... Are you doing this?
402
00:14:43,852 --> 00:14:45,935
Tom! We're neighbors!
403
00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:48,655
No. Someone's been
sending me pizzas, okay?
404
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:49,700
I thought you were pranking me.
405
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:50,640
Well, if I was,
406
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,675
then I'm also pranking myself,
407
00:14:52,744 --> 00:14:55,111
so... it's not that.
408
00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:57,880
Oh! You know who I bet it is?
409
00:14:57,999 --> 00:14:59,966
It's this Charlie guy...
Lives two streets over.
410
00:15:00,051 --> 00:15:00,934
Little guy? Shifty?
411
00:15:01,019 --> 00:15:02,485
No. Yeah. I've seen him.
412
00:15:04,089 --> 00:15:07,857
Okay. Not a great first day for Kenneth.
413
00:15:07,943 --> 00:15:10,243
Yeah, but it makes for a fantastic
last one, doesn't it?
414
00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:12,262
Can you believe that JJ thinks
415
00:15:12,347 --> 00:15:14,314
that man knows him better than I do
416
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:15,815
and that he's more fun?
417
00:15:15,934 --> 00:15:17,550
Wait a minute. Is that what this is?
418
00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:19,585
If Kenneth doesn't have what it takes,
419
00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:21,554
okay, he's got to go.
420
00:15:21,606 --> 00:15:23,923
But if this is about
you feeling threatened,
421
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:25,325
you have to get over it.
422
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:27,627
No, no, no. It's the first
one. It's the one you liked.
423
00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:28,761
Can I fire him now?
424
00:15:29,981 --> 00:15:31,731
Look, I mean it.
425
00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:34,167
Doesn't matter if he's fun.
It's not what the job's about.
426
00:15:34,252 --> 00:15:37,303
The job is about
JJ's dignity and safety.
427
00:15:37,389 --> 00:15:39,605
It's about feeding him and showering him
428
00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:42,392
and taking care of his basic needs.
429
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,694
Kenneth does not have what it takes.
430
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,064
JJ loves Kenneth.
431
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,465
This is gonna sting.
432
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:52,385
You're right.
433
00:15:52,487 --> 00:15:54,020
I'll get the principal to do it, eh?
434
00:15:55,707 --> 00:15:57,206
Did she say what this was about?
435
00:15:57,309 --> 00:15:58,391
She did not.
436
00:15:59,761 --> 00:16:01,928
Mrs. DiMeo.
437
00:16:01,997 --> 00:16:04,508
If this is about the stuff that
we took from the lost-and-found,
438
00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:05,615
tell her we'll return it.
439
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,799
He just liked it.
440
00:16:06,885 --> 00:16:09,886
And finding Crocs in my size...
441
00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:11,048
I felt like it was a sign.
442
00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:12,655
I'll be sure to convey that.
443
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:17,427
I know that you called
this meeting, but I-I have news.
444
00:16:17,512 --> 00:16:20,446
It turns out there's training
Kenneth would require,
445
00:16:20,498 --> 00:16:23,516
and in a world where
there are qualified applicants,
446
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,401
the district can't justify the expense.
447
00:16:25,503 --> 00:16:27,704
The request was denied.
448
00:16:30,008 --> 00:16:31,924
You seem... broken up.
449
00:16:31,976 --> 00:16:33,559
Perhaps I should tell them myself?
450
00:16:34,612 --> 00:16:37,080
Yeah. Do that.
451
00:16:37,198 --> 00:16:38,214
Where's my son?
452
00:16:38,316 --> 00:16:39,632
He had to use the restroom.
453
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,567
But he needs me for that.
454
00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:43,703
All right, pal.
455
00:16:43,788 --> 00:16:45,121
It's okay, buddy. I got you.
456
00:16:45,223 --> 00:16:47,357
Nice and easy.
457
00:16:47,475 --> 00:16:49,308
All right. All right, it's all good.
458
00:16:49,394 --> 00:16:51,044
You'd do the same for me, right?
459
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,245
Yeah.
460
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:55,515
All right, but don't
make me guess next time, okay?
461
00:16:55,617 --> 00:16:58,084
If you hold it in too long,
then we got trouble.
462
00:16:58,153 --> 00:17:00,453
We already took the last
pair of pants in your size.
463
00:17:03,575 --> 00:17:06,976
Yeah, no need to thank me. We're boys.
464
00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:08,494
We're keeping Kenneth.
465
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,107
Is this the arguing thing from before?
466
00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:11,681
Oh, goody! What do I say now?
467
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,993
No, no. This isn't a conversation.
468
00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:14,233
But... wait. The list.
469
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:16,247
Yeah, you know what
everyone on that list has in common?
470
00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:17,203
White men.
471
00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:18,638
Well, h-have you seen it?
472
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:21,190
I-I can't imagine
that Grace Huang is...
473
00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:22,275
It's very simple.
474
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,627
Terminate a child's aide based on race
475
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:26,212
and have a giant PR nightmare
476
00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:27,430
or make this work.
477
00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:28,347
Understood?
478
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:29,866
I can do it.
479
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:31,651
I have dirt on the superintendent.
480
00:17:31,736 --> 00:17:33,102
He's my brother, but screw it.
481
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,523
Oh. Hey, Ray.
482
00:17:37,609 --> 00:17:38,608
Hi, Jillian.
483
00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:40,388
I saw something online,
and I thought of you.
484
00:17:40,412 --> 00:17:42,440
Have you heard about these
glowing worms in New Zealand
485
00:17:42,464 --> 00:17:44,784
that hang from caves and catch
their prey in slimy threads?
486
00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:45,932
I saw a video.
487
00:17:45,984 --> 00:17:48,568
When they glow, it looks
like the night sky.
488
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,047
Right! That's what made
me think of you...
489
00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:51,587
Because we both love astronomy.
490
00:17:51,623 --> 00:17:53,706
That's sweet.
491
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:56,809
Time for class. Walk with me.
492
00:17:56,861 --> 00:17:58,744
Walk to the cone.
493
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:00,580
Petite walker.
494
00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:02,665
Walk how you normally walk.
495
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,600
You stupid petite walker!
496
00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:05,885
You're a disgrace!
497
00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:07,603
You'll never amount to anything!
498
00:18:07,722 --> 00:18:09,372
She didn't even say that.
499
00:18:12,127 --> 00:18:13,459
Are you all right?
500
00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:16,229
Just go!
501
00:18:17,732 --> 00:18:20,166
Why did you have to make me walk?!
502
00:18:20,251 --> 00:18:22,351
So, all the principal wanted to know
503
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:23,664
was whether we were happy with Kenneth.
504
00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,104
And are we?
505
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,072
We are.
506
00:18:26,157 --> 00:18:27,573
I mean, it's an adjustment...
507
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,042
To you and a little to my son.
508
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,094
But I'll try.
509
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,997
To be frank, yesterday,
I didn't trust or like you.
510
00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:36,499
Now I trust you.
511
00:18:36,618 --> 00:18:37,917
It's a start.
512
00:18:38,002 --> 00:18:39,802
Dad. Check it out.
513
00:18:41,072 --> 00:18:42,188
I bet that's Charlie.
514
00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:44,323
Wow. Tom's really letting him have it.
515
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:45,791
Poor guy. Collateral damage.
516
00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:47,543
Wait. So we're just gonna
let this happen?
517
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,429
Seems like kind of a jerk move.
518
00:18:50,515 --> 00:18:53,483
I didn't want any pizza
that night, Charlie, okay?
519
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:55,751
- I'd already eaten.
- I didn't do it!
520
00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:57,314
Now, now, now, now. Now, wait. Hang on.
521
00:18:57,338 --> 00:18:59,555
It wasn't Charlie.
522
00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:01,390
It was us.
523
00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:02,358
You?
524
00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:03,776
We did it. I'm sorry.
525
00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:05,111
It was just a messed-up try
526
00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:07,697
to announce ourselves
to the neighborhood.
527
00:19:07,782 --> 00:19:10,600
You're a nice guy, and you...
528
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:13,853
All of you... Deserve to know now,
529
00:19:13,938 --> 00:19:15,988
we're lousy neighbors. Yeah.
530
00:19:16,124 --> 00:19:18,741
We're not gonna take in our trash bins.
531
00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,877
We're not gonna fix up our house.
532
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:23,129
If we receive your packages,
533
00:19:23,214 --> 00:19:25,131
they will become our packages.
534
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,849
We had a snake when we moved in.
535
00:19:26,935 --> 00:19:28,601
Where it is now is anyone's guess.
536
00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:31,537
And we're definitely
gonna swim in all of your pools.
537
00:19:31,623 --> 00:19:32,588
We already did.
538
00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:35,625
It's just... who we are.
539
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:38,094
Let me get this straight.
540
00:19:38,213 --> 00:19:40,730
You pranked us, lied about it.
541
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:43,266
You people are awful, and you know it.
542
00:19:43,384 --> 00:19:44,467
And you've decided
543
00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,636
you're not gonna do
anything about it ever.
544
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:47,831
I mean, you people are jerks.
545
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:48,888
No.
546
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,474
We're idiots.
547
00:19:57,699 --> 00:19:59,815
I just work here.
548
00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:06,580
Oh, my God.
549
00:20:20,279 --> 00:20:22,129
Yes.
550
00:20:22,214 --> 00:20:24,681
Give me that thing.
551
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,220
You too, darling.
552
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:32,389
You'll always be my baby.
553
00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:43,543
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