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This programme contains
some strong language
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Where is the address? Rest assured,
I am working on it.
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You became a man today. Respect.
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It's Appraisal, bruv!
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He's just been sitting in his
room being weird with a cat.
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Wipe your own arse!
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Hi, Jackie. Summer's been making
some cakes, Sarah.
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They're two quid.
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I'm ringing because I
think we may have your cat.
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I wondered if you would look after
Charlie Littlepockets for me.
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It's not just A gun,
Leanne. I think it's THE gun.
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Adolf Eichmann, one of
the most appalling
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members of the Nazi regime,
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lived comfortably enough in
South America until 1960,
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when he was captured, and quite
rightly, by the Israelis.
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Now, nobody's saying
it's OK to be a Nazi -
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quite the opposite -
but from a wit-pro point of view,
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you have to be impressed
by the way that Eichmann,
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and those like him, managed to live
undercover for so long.
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So, in today's session, we're going
to hold our noses and ask...
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I'm Detective Wilton, Mrs Pugh.
This is my colleague, PC Ferns.
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We spoke earlier about the cat.
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So, what makes you
think it's THE gun?
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Think about it. It makes sense.
Patrick knows the killer.
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Maybe it's his cousin,
an old friend, whatever...
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But Patrick doesn't
live in Bristol
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and, as far as we know,
is a student nurse
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with no direct involvement
in criminal activity.
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So, you're saying they
asked him to hide it?
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I bet that's it.
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Well, he is loyal.
I mean, look how he phoned me back.
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But then, he panics.
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Maybe the police have
been sniffing around?
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Who does he trust to
look after it?
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Someone the police don't know about.
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Someone he's had an intimate,
though - crucially - fleeting...
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But no less spiritually
significant... encounter with.
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Mystique!
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So, what do we do? Well, we've got to take
this sucker to the nearest police station.
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Tell the police everything.
They'll sort this out.
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Phew.
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Vonne, darling?
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I just wanted to say I'm off now.
I'm... going.
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Number 32's cat.
It's been all over the bloody lawn.
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So, I just wanted to say goodbye.
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Goodbye, darling.
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I thought you said you'd
put something down for it.
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Well, it's not bloody worked!
It's attracted it, if anything.
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It's like a feline
cesspit out there.
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Take care of yourself, darling. I...
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I love you...
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...very much.
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It's worse than dogs.
At least a dog's ashamed of it.
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Gareth! What?!
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Get down here now!
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Sorry, I just...
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I don't understand why a lost cat
would be a police matter.
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Why?
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Never mind why,
just get your arse down here!
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The cat belonged
to Mrs Gladys Hobbs,
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who, very sadly, was murdered. Shot.
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That's why this is a police matter.
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We'd like to ask Gareth
one or two questions,
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about where he found it,
that sort of thing.
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Police here, Gaz.
Want to talk to you.
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I'm DC Wilton, Gareth. I just...
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This is my colleague, PC Ferns.
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Mum tells me you've
gone and got yourself a cat.
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I just wondered how that came about.
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Found it.
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Round here?
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So, far away from its home?
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It's not that far away.
It's only, like, three streets.
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And how would you know
where its home is, Gareth?
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I'd like to bring Gareth down
to the station,
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if you don't mind, Mrs Pugh?
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To make a formal statement.
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Right, stick the gun in your bag.
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Get your coat on. Let's go.
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You know, recovering the
murder weapon would be a
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massive part of the case.
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Like Cluedo.
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In fact, it might even
be case closed.
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This whole nightmare could be over.
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We could be home this time tomorrow.
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Do you think?
Oh, my God! My new flat!
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I could be in there by next week.
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In fact, I should really start
thinking about furniture.
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Question for you -
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futons - thrifty chic or shit?
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What are you doing?
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Er, just putting a wash on. Colours.
What?
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So, it does while we're out,
cos we're going to be packing.
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Well, come on, then.
I know, I'm just...
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Right, let's do this.
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Friend of mine said you should
do it professionally. Do what?
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Open a sorbet shop. Kiosk.
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But then it becomes like a job,
doesn't it?
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Takes all the joy out of it.
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No, making sorbet should
never be a drudge.
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Doesn't have to be. It's so easy.
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Finally! 20 minutes late.
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Hello there, gents.
Where's this address?
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I have in my hand a piece of paper,
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and I think you'll be rather pleased
with its contents.
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Yes, it was difficult to get hold
of, but I have my ways.
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And, after all,
when have I ever let you down?
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I believe that's what you require.
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Without condoning it,
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I understand you've got
to do what you've got to do.
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However, I'd make a late plea
for the executions
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to be as swift and painless as
possible. Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I've got a whole heap of paperwork
back at the station
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that ain't going to do itself.
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Sit down.
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You ain't going anywhere.
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Say again? You're not going anywhere
until I get the call that it's done.
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I'm meant to be at work.
I'm already late.
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I've given you the address.
What's the problem?
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The problem is, Sergeant,
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I've got to check that it's legit.
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Make sure you're not
slipping us a fake,
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and doing a runner to a hot country.
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Ah, you know what?
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Can I just...?
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In that spirit, let me just
double-check for you.
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Don't want to waste your time,
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going all over the place,
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if I've erred.
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Ah, would you look at that?
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My bad, as they say.
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Honestly,
I'm such a bloody... sausage.
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Early-onset Alzheimer's, I swear.
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No, nothing to joke about.
Terrible condition.
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A group of us actually did a
triathlon earlier in the year
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to try and raise...
Give us the fucking address.
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Yeah.
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Ah, hi.
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Not sure what the protocol is
for this sort of thing,
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but, um, we need to hand
in a murder weapon.
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Right, OK.
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We're not murderers, just FYI.
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Oh, no. God, no. We're not
murderers, far from it.
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I'm a weekday vegetarian.
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But, we do have strong
cause to believe that
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what's in this bag was used to
commit a gangland execution.
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And which is the offending item?
The troll thingy or the... tampon?
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Sorry, sorry. It was in here.
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Aaaah, I'm such a silly.
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I just remembered I took it out.
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Rhons, I was going to wrap it
in a sandwich bag,
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but then we didn't have any.
So, then I thought, "Clingfilm?"
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But seems a bit weird.
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It's a bit kinky, clingfilm,
isn't it?
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We'll be back. With a murder weapon.
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Within the hour.
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Or it could be tomorrow.
It's getting on a bit.
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Maybe Monday, if you're not open.
OK, bye.
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You did that on purpose.
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I didn't. I told you I wanted to put
it in a sandwich bag.
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I thought it might be helpful
if we labelled it.
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Patrick, that's it, isn't it?
You're trying to protect Patrick.
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No. So, you're admitting
you did do it?
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Yes. OK, so, I'm sorry.
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But it's not about that.
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I just...
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I just panicked because...
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...all of a sudden, it's like this
was going to end.
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Yeah. So?
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I mean...
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...us living together.
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Oh. And I just thought, you know,
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would it hurt if we handed it in
tomorrow?
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Like, one last night together.
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Get a takeaway.
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It's judges' houses on X Factor.
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Mystique and Sarah Penn.
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Leanne and Rhona.
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OK. I guess one more night
doesn't hurt.
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And it would be less embarrassing to
deal with a different officer
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when we go back.
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Can we wear pyjamas? Yes.
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Duvet? No.
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Oh, go on, then. Yes!
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I don't need the toilet.
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What? I'm saying, I don't need
the toilet...
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Why are you telling me you don't
need the toilet?
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No, I'm just thinking...
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...I don't need the toilet NOW...
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...but, if I do...
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...what should I...?
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Piss on a tree.
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Yeah...
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but, what if it's...
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...the other one?
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Right, if you're ready, then?
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Can I have a coffee?
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No. I want a coffee.
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We can get you a...
He don't drink coffee.
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You don't know everything about me.
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Yeah, so I'm finding out.
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Don't make it, he'll only leave it.
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We've got a Capri-Sun.
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Oh, yeah, he'll have one of those,
yeah.
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Blackcurrant.
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Right, Gareth. If you'd like to tell
me, in your own words,
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how you came to have this cat.
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So, I heard there was this murder...
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...and I went to have a look.
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You know, in the house.
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See if I could see the body.
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And there was this cat...
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...and it looked hungry
and I thought, "Well...
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".. she's not going to want it
if she's dead, is she?"
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Right. So, are we done, then?
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There you are.
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There's a Texaco garage about
half a mile from here.
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I humbly submit we go over there
and buy a puzzle book.
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'67969 from 53549.
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'67969 from 53549. Over. '
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I should really probably
answer that.
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Stay where you are.
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I mean, yeah, I think Simon's house
would be more luxurious
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but I think Cheryl's house would be
a home, you know?
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What's up?
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I don't feel so good.
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Washes all the time.
Tongue's never off his bollocks.
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Get out.
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Think it might have been
something I ate.
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In we go, please.
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Please. Leanne, can you hurry up?
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Time's fast becoming my enemy.
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I'm trying. I need facilities
and I need them now.
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Is it number twos? Yes, OK?
Now, can you please just...? Huh!
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, my God. Ooh, do you want to go
outside in the storm drain?
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I can stand in front of you and tell
people not to look.
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No! God.
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(Or we could do that...)
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Let's go. Gareth?
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If you decided there was anything
more you'd like to tell us,
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maybe something you didn't mention
because, I don't know,
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you're afraid of someone...
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...even if you've done something bad,
if you tell us about these people,
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we can look after you. Make sure you
and your mum are all right.
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Just something for you
to think about.
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Come on, then.
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'67969 from 53549.
249
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,259
'67969 from 53549. Over. '
250
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,254
I can tell them I'm busy,
but if I don't answer,
251
00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:21,600
they'll send a car out.
It's procedure.
252
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,880
They track the cars by GPS.
253
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,080
Watch your mouth. No dicking about.
254
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:53,014
53549, this is 67969.
255
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,659
'53549, over. '
256
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,299
Sorry about that, Chris.
257
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:59,560
I was just dropping the kids
off at the pool.
258
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,200
Ooh, fuck!
259
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,760
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
260
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,560
'Dropping the kids off, Sarge.
Very good.
261
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:51,054
'I've got a brown dog scratching
at the back door,
262
00:17:51,055 --> 00:17:52,705
'if you know what I mean. '
263
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,760
'.. Planting a steaming bouquet
of brown roses... '
264
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:10,080
'I'm stocking the pond
with brown trout?
265
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:22,094
'You could say, "I was building a
log cabin, if you catch my drift. "
266
00:18:22,095 --> 00:18:26,160
'Introducing the toilet
to the bald man with the cigar. '
267
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,499
All done?
268
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,194
Bloody Jackie. This is her fault.
269
00:18:46,195 --> 00:18:47,819
I told you, didn't I? You do not
270
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,974
muck around with
amateur baked goods.
271
00:18:49,975 --> 00:18:52,899
Ohh, I wish I had the shits, too.
272
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,574
Then we could be shit buddies
and go in together.
273
00:18:55,575 --> 00:18:57,619
Now, erm,
274
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:00,620
I need to tell you something.
Please don't shout at me.
275
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,174
It's about where the gun is.
276
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:05,520
Where is it?
277
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,294
Sorry. I hope it hasn't washed off
the fingerprints or anything.
278
00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:14,520
It is on eco, so, fingers crossed.
279
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,099
I'm not going to lie to you, Leanne,
280
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,880
it's not ideal to give vital
evidence a 90-minute bath...
281
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,994
...but the important thing is that
we've got it.
282
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:27,134
Oh, we have to wait until
the end of the cycle.
283
00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:29,531
There's another 15 minutes on it.
284
00:19:29,532 --> 00:19:32,160
Oh. Uh-oh, more?
285
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,174
Oh, my God! I've just realised
that's why they call it the runs.
286
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,520
No, it's because it's runny!
287
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,299
All right?
288
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,680
You coming out? Ah...
289
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:02,534
...can't, mate.
I'm up to my eyeballs on GTA.
290
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,939
Come on, mate. Get out the house.
291
00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:07,934
You need some air, you're looking
pale as fuck, mate.
292
00:20:07,935 --> 00:20:09,240
Serious.
293
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,694
Well, that sounds like a plausible
story to me, Wilton.
294
00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:22,195
I just feel there's
more he's not telling us.
295
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,534
I'd like to put surveillance on him
for a few days.
296
00:20:25,535 --> 00:20:28,059
Yeah, sure. Fill your boots.
297
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,974
Just remember to stick
an IOU in petty cash,
298
00:20:30,975 --> 00:20:32,939
£10,000 for overtime.
299
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,459
Colin, just listen.
No, you listen, Wilton.
300
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:39,334
I just had the Chief Inspector close
to tears because we're struggling
301
00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:42,734
to come up with the budget for
the police-dog road-show.
302
00:20:42,735 --> 00:20:45,379
Now, in what universe
am I going to magic money
303
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:49,240
out of my arse to put eyes on some
kid because you've had a feeling?
304
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,040
Rhons?
305
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:16,274
Is now a bad time to discuss
takeaways?
306
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,041
Yes. Well, they will get busy
if we...
307
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:22,040
Oh, hold that thought.
308
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,139
Hello?
309
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:28,579
Hello? 'Yes, er, hello. '
310
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,974
This is a message for Misses
Leanne Stubbs and Rhona Fairburn.
311
00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:34,819
Oh, have we won something?
312
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:37,000
I need you to listen carefully.
313
00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:41,539
Your location has been compromised.
314
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:43,934
'You must leave the premises
immediately. '
315
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:45,139
Sorry, who is this?
316
00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:47,414
There is a mole in the police.
317
00:21:47,415 --> 00:21:49,619
Your location has been disclosed
318
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,534
'to your pursuants and you must
leave immediately.
319
00:21:52,535 --> 00:21:54,254
'Repeat, leave immediately.
320
00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:55,800
'I'm... '
321
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,520
I'm sorry.
322
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:07,280
Ooh, Toblerone!
323
00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:10,960
Got to be done.
324
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,320
Shi-i-it!
325
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:20,294
What am I supposed to be
looking for? Take your passport!
326
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:23,360
Where's your passport! I can't find
my passport!
327
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,960
Oh, shi-i-it!
328
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:31,440
Just get a move...!
Found it, found it, found it!
329
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:36,214
What are you doing?
Can't leave without the gun,
330
00:22:36,215 --> 00:22:37,299
that's our ticket home.
331
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:40,134
There's five minutes left, Rhons,
we're going to have to leave it.
332
00:22:40,135 --> 00:22:43,040
We need it, Leanne!
Oh, fuck off.
333
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,579
Rhons, go to the loo.
334
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:48,760
Don't worry, I will get the gun.
335
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:54,720
Right, I'm going to take you down.
336
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:03,040
Oh, shit.
337
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,000
Yeah, that's it. Nice.
338
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:19,179
Ugh! You twat!
339
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,579
How's it going, Leanne?
340
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:25,480
All right. I'll say this, Hotpoint
know how to build a washing machine.
341
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,000
Argh! Shit!
342
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:36,040
Come on, have it, you bitch!
343
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,840
So, mate...
344
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:04,240
...what's been going on?
345
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,040
Just been chilling.
346
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:13,374
So, there's nothing I need to know
about? You know,
347
00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:16,694
like, from a business point of view?
348
00:24:16,695 --> 00:24:18,000
Nah.
349
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,640
Like what?
350
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:24,120
Like, I don't know...
351
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:28,400
...has anyone been round to speak
to you about anything?
352
00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:32,320
Nah. I'm dull as fuck, mate.
353
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,845
I couldn't do it.
354
00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:47,840
All right, come on.
355
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,360
Rhona, what
are we going to do? Shh!
356
00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:02,840
(Go back!)
357
00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:18,179
It's weird, mate, cos, er,
358
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:22,160
I thought I saw the 5-0 outside
your house earlier.
359
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:27,000
Oh, yeah, that.
360
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:33,680
Yeah, they were giving my mum shit
again about not having a TV license.
361
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,885
What, plain-clothes?
362
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:04,360
Yeah, mate. They take that shit
well seriously.
363
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,920
(Oh, God...)
364
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:13,960
Oh, bums.
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