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For fuck's sake!
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Go and get the lady officer.
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Wait, you're saying we need to go
into witness protection?
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You'll be issued with new identities
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and the requisite documents
to accompany them.
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There's a couple
of girls causing a bit of trouble.
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Need taking out.
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Have you come courting?
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Oh, my God!
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Patrick's having a house
party tonight
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and he's very kindly
invited us along.
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He looks well fit
in a suit, doesn't he?
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No, him! Hm?
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GUNSHOT
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Hello. Let's take a look at some of
your letters, shall we?
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Ah, here's one we get quite often.
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Dear John, I am 18
months into witpro
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and I am powerfully sexually
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attracted to my neighbour.
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Now, we're not going to say
that you can't have any fun.
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You've entered witpro,
not a convent - but listen up.
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This is something that scientists -
numbers bods -
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tell us is statistically true.
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You know someone who knows someone
who knows someone who knows me,
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John Inverdale, and that's true,
even if you come from Cornwall.
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Now, in many ways
that's a lovely thought,
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but it can also be quite chilling
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because, whereas you could be a
sweet old lady, a retired clergyman,
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a good-natured social worker,
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you might just as easily be a
drug user with tattooed knuckles.
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You could be anybody.
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So, what's the lesson?
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Be careful. Anyone can know anyone.
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Before the physical act of love,
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take every reasonable step
to make sure you know
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who you're bunking down with.
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RINGING TONE
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'Are you reporting a crime that's
already happened, is happening now
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'or that you feel
may happen in the future?'
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No, it's none of those. I'm...
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'Right, I'm going to put you through
to the community desk. '
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No, I've already spoken to the...
I'm so sorry, Rhons.
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Tell them I'm sorry.
MAN: 'Hello?'
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Yes, hello. 'Hello!'
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Maybe they don't even know each
other that well.
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Hello, I'm trying to get
hold of DC Wilton.
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'DC Walton?'
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Could have been the shooter's
much nicer twin brother.
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Very common to get one twin good and
one evil. Leanne, shut up.
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No, DC Wilton, North Meads station.
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Ah, see, you've come through
to Chippenham, here.
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Let me see if I can find them
on the computer.
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If I can work the bloody thing.
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Listen to me. We are in the witness
protection programme.
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Hell, well done.
I didn't know we did that.
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My associate has a Boots Advantage
card with her real name on it...
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(And 2,000 points.)
Now, she has left it somewhere.
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Do you know where? Well, yes.
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Go and get it, then.
That's what I'd do. Yes, but...
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'All right, then, ta-ta!'
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HANG-UP TONE
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Gah!
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OK...
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Right, change of plan.
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You're going to have to go in there
and get it.
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Why me? Because it's your bag
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and this situation
is entirely of your doing.
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Yeah, but what if he turns when I
get in there?
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He's not a Staffie. I'm serious.
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I could be moonwalking
into my death.
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Sleepwalking, and, no, you won't be.
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Look, we just have to act fast.
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Listen, he probably hasn't even
found your bag yet.
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If he has, he's probably not even
seen the Boots card,
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and even if he has seen
the Boots card,
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it's highly unlikely he's clocked
the name of the...
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"Hang on a minute!
Isn't that the key witness
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"in the murder that my friend-
slash-casual acquaintance-
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"slash-family member committed?"
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No.
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I will come with you
and wait outside.
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Well, you're going to have to come
armed. Come armed?
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What, we're going to pop down the
24-hour garage
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and see if they've
got any Kalashnikovs in?
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Hmm... We could make a weapon!
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So, what I've done is,
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I've got two coat hangers and
I've attached them to a Marigold -
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like Krueger. Oh, oh, OK!
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So, we could get sachets of
vinegar to squirt in the wounds.
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Where are we going to get sachets of
vinegar at this time of night?
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We could nip to the kebab shop.
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I actually quite fancy a shish.
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Right, Leanne, this is taking far
too long.
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Well, I'm not going in without
protection.
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OK, we'll just have to take
something we've already got.
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# When I'm in your neighbourhood
you'd better duck
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# Cos Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
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# As I leave, believe I'm stompin'
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# But when I come back, boy
I'm comin' straight outta Compton
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♪ Compton, Compton
Compton, Compton. ♪
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Mmmmm.
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Evening, love!
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Only me. No, it's nothing.
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It's only Tony coming in.
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I'm just nipping up
on the computer, love.
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Check those car insurance prices.
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Again. Tony, can't you hear
I'm on the phone?
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I'm trying to have a private
conversation here.
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See what I have to put up with?
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Anyway, where was I?
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Yeah.
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So, I know his condition's come back
because I share a bathroom with him.
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I'm sorry to be graphic, Julie.
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'He can't have egg -
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'and I know he's been having it,
because he's gassy in the night. '
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You... there?
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ALERT CHIMES
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'Tony?!
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'Have you got your shoes on?'
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No.
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ALERT CHIMES
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ALERT CHIMES
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Even though we've never met,
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I feel you are my best friend.
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I want to...
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.. hold you.
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Mate, mate, mate, put "and balls".
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"I want to hold
your cock and balls. "
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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And, and, and...
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say you've got a finger
up your arse.
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Shut up, man! Oh...
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ALERT CHIMES
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It would be my honour.
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Regards, Tony.
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GUNSHOT
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OK. Now, remember, keep it brisk.
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Ask for the bag.
You don't even need to go in.
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OK? All right, off you go.
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Off you go.
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Hello?
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Oh, Mystique, hello.
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Good to see you. Hiya!
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What it is, is, I, um...
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Is that vinegar?
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Yes...
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Don't like to turn up as a
guest without a bottle of something.
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In this case, Sarson's.
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All right. OK, come on in.
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Er, OK, I mean, I don't want to
interrupt if you...
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No, I was just doing some laundry.
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I'm glad you came, actually -
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I didn't get a chance to say
goodbye last night.
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SHE MOUTHS
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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It's a shared communal area.
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Yeah, so, I actually
left something here...
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Do you want a drink?
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We have a particularly nice bottle
of Chateau de Strongbow.
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Yeah! Some, er,
Pringles to go with it?
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Yes, Pringles would be good.
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Mmm...
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I, er, oh, just realised, um...
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when I came over last night,
I think I left my...
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You left your bag.
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Yay, my bag!
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I know your little secret, Mystique.
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Your name isn't Mystique at all,
is it?
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Your name...
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.. is Lisa Smith.
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Oh, yes! Lisa Smith.
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Yep, that's me, Lisa Smith.
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That's my big secret, ha.
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You got me. Aw, wow!
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I haven't been called
Lisa Smith since, well...
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.. since I lived in Las Vegas
for the first time.
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You see, there was already
a Lisa Smith registered
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at the pole dancers' union.
HE COUGHS
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Ever since then,
people just call me Mystique.
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I guess it's because I look like
a Mystique.
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And because I tell people
it's my name.
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Ooh, those Pringles have gone
straight through me.
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Do you mind if I use your loo?
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Huh, hiya!
You, er, Patrick's housemate?
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Y- yeah.
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Had a bit of a mixed grill
this morning,
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so, just a bit of a big one.
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Helping it round the bend.
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Oh, sorry! God, sorry...
Here, let me... No, it's OK.
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It's fine.
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Is this...
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a little waistcoat?
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Just a hobby thing, no big deal.
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There's lots of them -
and little bow ties, too.
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Oh, what is this?
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OK. I mean, it's really no big
thing, but as a hobby - well,
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more of a small business -
I, um, I collect and restore
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vintage bears.
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You mean like teddy bears?
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Sure, yeah, you can call them that.
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I'm... basically a semi-professional
antiques dealer,
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and I... specialise in bear.
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Show me your bears.
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Leanne.
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Yeah, so this is my workstation.
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It's just tools and stuff,
not very interesting.
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This is amazing!
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, it's something I've done
for a while now.
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I don't really like to
shout about it.
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You know, people can be pretty
small-minded.
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Yeah. They think, "Gay!"
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It's like, yeah, whatever!
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It's gay to appreciate Victorian
craftsmanship, is it?
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God, it's so detailed.
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It's like a snowflake.
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I tell you one thing,
people soon stop laughing
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when they see the prices
that these bad boys go for.
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Yeah, I bet.
One bear, this Moss Bros suit.
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Two bears, last year's holiday.
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Magaluf, half-board.
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Wow! I mean, I once sold
a Beanie Baby for £12,
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but this is a whole 'nother league.
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Thanks. It's...
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It's nice to meet someone
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who actually appreciates
this kind of stuff.
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I mean, this might sound weird
to someone outside the community
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but, um... I name every bear.
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Er, I like to think of each one
as an individual.
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I actually, um, draw up a little
birth certificate for each one.
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Well, each one is special to me.
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It's kind of like
they're my children.
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Leanne.
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Leanne.
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Leanne?
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Evening. Evening.
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Oh, God...
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Oh, God, oh, God!
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Shit!
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LEANNE GIGGLES
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SHE MOANS WITH PLEASURE
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Oh, yes!
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For fuck's sake, Leanne!
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Tell me some of their names.
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Charlie Littlepockets.
Ooh, yeah.
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Tommy... Top... Hat.
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Oh, yes, Tommy Top Hat!
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GUNSHOT
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Stunning.
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OK. OK, let's do this shit.
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It's come-to-fucking-daddy time.
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Regards, Tony.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Tell him to stick his
balls up his arse.
255
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,680
Mate, maybe he's shit himself?
256
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,725
He's not going to do it.
257
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,560
You should have told him
balls up the arse.
258
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,420
ALERT CHIMES
259
00:16:40,455 --> 00:16:41,605
THEY GASP
260
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,445
Ohh, what?! No!
261
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,600
Here I am, my darling.
262
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,960
All that I am.
263
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,920
And all that I am I give to you.
264
00:16:53,955 --> 00:16:55,640
Press record, press record!
265
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,880
It would be my pleasure.
266
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,645
Just...
267
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,000
build up a head of steam.
268
00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:09,885
There.
269
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,360
You like this, do you?
270
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,840
If the strokes are too fast,
or, indeed, too slow,
271
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,160
do pipe up.
272
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,040
We aim to please.
273
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,960
How about a bit of this?
274
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,720
Does that make your...
275
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,520
.. your fanny feel nice?
276
00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:43,880
You...
277
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,960
.. naughty...
278
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,805
.. bitch!
279
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,160
Do tell me if any of this
is a bit strong.
280
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,680
Sing?
281
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,280
OK, w-what do you want me to...?
282
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,880
# Oh, Danny Boy
283
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,400
# The pipes, the pipes are calling
284
00:18:10,435 --> 00:18:13,925
# From glen to glen
285
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:18,320
♪ And down the mountainside... ♪
Yeah, Benny, mate, it's me.
286
00:18:18,355 --> 00:18:20,245
We got him.
287
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,760
♪ The summer's gone... ♪
And I mean we fucking got him!
288
00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:25,160
♪ And all the flowers are dying... ♪
289
00:18:25,195 --> 00:18:26,400
GUNSHOT
290
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,520
SHE GRUNTS
291
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,560
What the fuck, Leanne?!
292
00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:48,600
Rhona!
293
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,605
Are you OK? I'm not OK.
294
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,280
For fuck's sake, Leanne, seriously!
295
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,240
Hey, guess what happened with me
and Patrick last night!
296
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:07,360
I know. Leanne,
have you fully lost your mind?
297
00:19:07,395 --> 00:19:10,400
No. No, no, no.
Look, it's totally fine.
298
00:19:10,435 --> 00:19:12,685
Patrick is absolutely lovely.
299
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,680
He collects and restores teddies
and he gives them all names.
300
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,640
And he pals out with
blokes that shoot people.
301
00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:25,217
Rhona, I've seen the man's
eBay ratings -
302
00:19:25,252 --> 00:19:28,760
five stars, a pleasure to
do business with,
303
00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:30,965
item exactly as described.
304
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,920
Now tell me that's the seller
profile of a bad guy.
305
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,680
Get dressed,
we need to get out of here.
306
00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:36,880
DOOR OPENS
307
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,920
Oh, no. Get under the...
308
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,045
Good morning.
309
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,320
Morning. Are you in a hurry to get
anywhere, or, erm...?
310
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:03,120
I could spare another five minutes.
311
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,160
I reckon I can give you seven.
312
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,120
Mm!
SHE GIGGLES
313
00:20:10,155 --> 00:20:12,440
Oh, that tickles!
314
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,800
Oh, I love it. Yeah, there, there!
315
00:20:16,835 --> 00:20:18,645
Oh, God, yeah, oh!
316
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:22,080
Ooh, you're thorough!
Oh, yes, yeah.
317
00:20:22,115 --> 00:20:23,720
Oh, I love it.
318
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:24,760
GUNSHOT
319
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,020
It was unbelievable.
320
00:20:28,055 --> 00:20:29,565
I was so shocked.
321
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,205
So, I said to him,
"That might be all right in India,
322
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:37,880
"or wherever you're from, but it is
not all right in North Somerset,"
323
00:20:37,915 --> 00:20:40,960
and then we got up and we walked
out, didn't we, Tony?
324
00:20:40,995 --> 00:20:42,160
We did.
325
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,885
We did indeed.
326
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,880
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I must go and inspect the plumbing.
327
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,640
I know you, don't I?
328
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,520
No, sorry. Don't think so.
329
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,680
No, no. Definitely
seen your face before.
330
00:21:09,715 --> 00:21:11,040
I doubt it.
331
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,160
Look, I'm not being rude,
but I can't really go if you...
332
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:20,720
That's it.
I know where I've seen you.
333
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,765
# Oh, Danny Boy
334
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,440
♪ The pipes,
the pipes are calling... ♪
335
00:21:33,475 --> 00:21:35,337
How did you...?
336
00:21:35,372 --> 00:21:37,165
# From glen to glen
337
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,920
♪ And down the mountainside... ♪
338
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,605
Please.
339
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,020
Please, I don't have money.
340
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,400
Oh, I don't want money.
341
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,325
Just a bit of help.
342
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,640
The odd favour, that's all.
343
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,880
And no-one ever sees this.
344
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,920
We'll be in touch, Sergeant.
345
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,720
HE WHISTLES DANNY BOY
346
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,720
MUSIC: The Beat Goes On
by The All Seeing I
347
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,160
# Drums keep pounding
a rhythm to the brain
348
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:27,320
# La de da de de, la de da de da
349
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:33,840
# Drums keep pounding
a rhythm to the brain
350
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,920
# La de da de de, la de da de da
351
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:45,400
# Drums keep pounding a rhythm
to the brain
352
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:51,120
# La de da de de, la de da de da
353
00:22:52,680 --> 00:23:01,525
# And the beat goes on
354
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,040
♪ And the beat goes on... ♪
355
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:11,760
It's not weird that he
hasn't called me yet, is it?
356
00:23:11,795 --> 00:23:14,120
No, it's not weird, Leanne.
357
00:23:14,155 --> 00:23:15,640
It's a blessed relief.
358
00:23:15,675 --> 00:23:16,805
Yeah, right.
359
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,965
But he could have texted me,
right, couldn't he?
360
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,680
It's irrelevant, because you must
have no further contact with him.
361
00:23:23,715 --> 00:23:25,557
Yeah, I know.
362
00:23:25,592 --> 00:23:27,365
But, in theory,
363
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:31,760
if we weren't in witness protection
and he didn't know the murderer...
364
00:23:31,795 --> 00:23:37,080
Leanne, I know you like him,
but you must know you can never,
365
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,017
ever contact him again.
366
00:23:39,052 --> 00:23:40,885
Yeah, no, I totally get it.
367
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,040
You should really delete his number.
368
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,480
Or... God!
369
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,205
Should I keep it?
In case he rings me.
370
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,880
Which he will, cos you don't have
just one slice of this Viennetta.
371
00:24:05,915 --> 00:24:08,237
So, then, I'll know it's him
372
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,560
and I shouldn't answer it.
373
00:24:10,595 --> 00:24:12,645
Mmmm, OK. OK, great!
374
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,300
That's what we do, then.
Not bothered about him anyway.
375
00:24:15,335 --> 00:24:17,920
Bastard! Fancy not texting?
Well, he's blown it now!
376
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:24,000
# Love is in the air
everywhere I look around
377
00:24:24,035 --> 00:24:25,520
♪ Love is in the air... ♪
378
00:24:25,555 --> 00:24:27,405
GUNSHOT
379
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,080
Yeah, that's what she said.
380
00:24:29,115 --> 00:24:30,565
LAUGHTER
381
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,845
PHONE VIBRATES
382
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,200
But seriously, though,
we're not here for fun.
383
00:24:34,235 --> 00:24:36,520
So, if they're going to make us
do extra hours,
384
00:24:36,555 --> 00:24:38,720
I think we ought to be getting paid.
385
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,200
What the fuck?! For fuck's sake!
386
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,920
All right,
go and get the lady officer.
387
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,440
What are you doing
on our estate anyway?
388
00:25:33,475 --> 00:25:34,965
Who the fuck are you?
389
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,840
All right, mate?
I found out where one of them works.
390
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:40,640
Let's go over there
and fuck shit up.
391
00:25:40,675 --> 00:25:42,485
What are you doing?
392
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,420
You're going to get
us their address.
393
00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:46,285
What the hell is going on
with you two?
394
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,880
You're hiding something, I know it.
No more lies.
395
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:52,880
These people deserve
to know the truth.
396
00:25:52,915 --> 00:25:54,400
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