All language subtitles for When.The.Wind.Blows.1986.720p.BluRay.x264-SiNNERS

So long, child

I'm on my way

And after all is done

After all is done

Don't be down

It's all in the past

Though you may be afraid

So long, child

It's awful dark

And I've never felt the sun

I dread to think of when

When the wind blows

When the wind blows

When the wind blows

When the wind blows

Life burns a savage wound

Angry and wrong

Trusting a twisted word

You'll run, run away

You'll take him home

You'll spit and taunt him

But they won't believe you

No matter what you say

So long, child

It's awful dark

I've never felt the sun

I dread to think of
when the wind blows

When the wind blows

When the wind blows

When the wind blows

- Hello, dear.
- Hello, love.

- Did you have a nice morning, dear?
- Oh, all right, thanks.

Rather uneventful.

My life isn't very
fast-moving or dynamic.

Well, you are retired, James.

You do seem a bit down, dear.

Yes, well... I've been reading the papers
in the public library all the morning.

Oh, those things! Full of rubbish.
I never look at them. Except the stars.

We must keep abreast of the
international situation, ducksie.

Decisions made by the powers
that be will get to us in the end.

Politics and sport,
that's all they're full of.

Could affect us all, the...
ultimate determent, an' that.

They say there may be a
pre-emptive strike, dear.

Oh, not another strike!

It's wicked! I'd have them all
locked up. Blessed communists!

Well, it all looks pretty umpty.

It's not that sort of strike, duck.

- Sausages or beefburgers, dear?
- Sausages, thanks.

It looks as if the balloon
could go up at any moment.

What balloon?

- Mashed or chips?
- Chips, thanks.

Oh, I don't know.

The balloon.

Or is it a maroon? I can't remember.

What are you talking about, James?

It looks as if there's
going to be a war, dear.

Yes, they say it might
break out at any time now.

Well, at least you won't be
called up, James. You're far too old.

Well, thank you, my beloved.
I'm still two years younger than you.

Well, if the worst
comes to the worst,

we'll just have to roll up
our sleeves, tighten our belts,

and put on our tin hats
till it's V-E Day again.

It won't be like
that this time, love.

I think this one is called
the "Big Bang Theory."

It's all worked out by
brilliant scientists.

Well, we survived the last one,
we can do it again.

It'll take more than a few
bombs to get me down.

Yes, yes, we... we must...
must look on the bright side, ducks.

- Better go over to Radio 4.
- I like Radio 2.

Radio 4 is better for the
international situation.

Good evening, this is Radio 4, with the
news at six o'clock this Thursday evening.

The Prime Minister, speaking a few
minutes ago in the House of Commons,

has warned that the international
situation is deteriorating rapidly,

and that war could break out at any
time in the next two or three days.

Crumbs!

What's the matter, dear?
Have you burned yourself?

This is it, ducks! This is really it!

Another sausage, dear?

I shouldn't worry too much.
It'll probably all blow over.

- Three days! Blimey! Three days!
- Language, James! Language!

Crumbs! It's lucky I got more leaflets
from the public library only this morning.

Here we are, see?

"Protect And Survive" and...
"The Householder's Guide To Survival."

Now, this one should
be really authoritative.

It's printed by the County Council.

We'd better commence the construction
of a fallout shelter immediately.

We must do the correct thing.

There's treacle tart and custard
or cold bread and butter pudding.

- Treacle tart, please.
- Fallout?

- I thought they did that in the army.
- No, dear, it's fall in in the army.

Fall in. Thank goodness I got
all those official leaflets today.

I gave the others to our Ron.

Suppose I hadn't?

We'd have been totally non-prepared.
I mean, just think!

Will you have to dig a hole, like the
old Anderson shelters in the war?

No, dear, that's all old-fashioned.

With modern scientific methods, you just
use doors with cushions and books on top.

Where on earth are we going
to get doors from, James?

Well... you just
unscrew them, dear.

You don't mean off our own house!

Well... yes... dear.

You're not going to ruin
the paintwork, James!

Oh, don't worry. I can soon touch
it up after the bomb's gone off.

Well, mind you do.

Just you be careful, James!

Mind that paint, James!

I hope you know what you're doing.

I'll put the screws in a plastic bag.
You'll only go and lose them.

Remember, they're in the
right-hand jug on the dresser.

It's going to be very
draughty with no doors on.

I expect it's a safety precaution.

It'll let the...
blast go straight through.

It says here...

"The inner core or refuge should be placed at
an angle of 60 degrees for maximum strength."

I should place it up against
the wall, if I were you, dear.

Yes, but which are the degrees?

We haven't got any angles.

I think we did it at school. You...
You had angles with degrees in.

Only I can't remember.
I think I'll ring our Ron. He'll know.

Hello, son. All right?
Beryl and the baby?

Good. Look, I'm building this
governmental inner core or refuge,

and it says, "Place it at
an angle of 60 degrees."

Well, what's that mean, exactly?

It's not cobblers, son.

It's in the governmental directive.

You mean you're not constructing
an inner core or refuge?

I gave you the leaflets especially!

But what about baby Jim?

Don't start singing!

What do you mean, "We'll all go
together when we go"? It's not funny.

No, but it's our duty to carry out
governmental instructions in time of war, son.

Stop laughing, will you?
I'm surprised at you.

You're supposed to be a
responsible father now.

A protractor?
The angle at the bottom?

Yes, yes, I see.

OK, son. Thanks.

Now, listen.

Just you start that inner core or refuge.
It's your bounden duty, son.

Cheerio, son.

Now, remember what I said.

I am your father.
I do know a bit about war.

Love to Beryl and baby Jim. Ta-ta.

Yes... Ron says I need a protractor.
He says I can get one at Willis's.

He was killing himself laughing,
and he was singing songs!

I can't understand it.
I think it's nerves.

He's gone a bit hysterical.

- He can't be drunk at this time of day.
- Our Ron doesn't drink.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no,
of course not, dear.

Ron is not going to make
an inner core or refuge.

I remonstrated with him,
but he was adamant.

He says if London cops it, he'll cop it.
And not to worry, Dad.

It's an irresponsible attitude.

I'm a bit disappointed in him,
adopting that attitude.

He was always a very responsible
boy when he was in the Cubs.

It was going to that art
college that spoiled him.

He met some dreadful people there.

Huh! Blessed beatniks!

I don't suppose it'll make a terrific
amount of difference, the exact angle.

It'll probably all fall down anyway.
What with the bomb, an' that.

If a job's worth doing,
it's worth doing well, James.

Yes, dear. But it is only temporary.

After all, it'll all
be over in a flash.

Funny to think they were
on our side in the war.

- Who, dear?
- The Russkies.

- With old Joe Stalin.
- Yes, he was a nice chap.

I liked him.

Like an uncle, he was.

I liked his moustache and his pipe.

Yeah. Roosevelt was nice, too.

There was three of them.

Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin.

All good blokes.

With old Hitler, Goering and Musso,
and all that lot, on the other side.

You somehow knew where you were then.

I don't even know who the
people are these days.

I expect it's all done
by committees, dear.

Yes, and meetings. I expect they
have loads and loads of meetings,

and thus arrive at decisions.

Commuters, too.

They all use commuters these days.

It's got very impersonal.

Churchill with his cigar,
old Stalin with his moustache...

you knew where you stood.

Do you think they'll invade?

Oh, no, no. Won't need to.

It'll all be done by missiles.

Long... range.

Then they'll instil commuters
to take charge of us.

It's funny to think there's
no shelters this time.

We had an old Anderson in the garden.

I can see it now.

We had nasturtiums
growing all over it.

And we painted the front green.

Painted, it looked quite pretty.

Next door grew cabbages on theirs.

Yes. We had a Morrison.

Hm, I used to sleep in it.

I stuck pin-up girls
all over the inside.

Betty Grable,
Anne Shelton, Patricia Roc.

The roof got all smoky, cos I used
to read in bed with a candle.

Yes, it was nice in the war, really.

The shelters, the blackouts,
cups of tea...

The ARP, the evacuees.

London kids seeing
cows for the first time.

Old Churchill on the wireless.

The nine o'clock news.

- Vera Lynn singing away.
- Worker's Playtime.

Spitfires and Hurricanes in the
blue sky over the cornfields.

The White Cliffs of Dover.

Old Jerry coming over every night.

Those were the days.

Don't you dare use my best
cushions from the front room!

I'll get some old ones from upstairs.

I'll put them in plastic bags.

I don't want fingermarks
getting all over them.

I shouldn't worry too much, love.

They're bound to get dusty with
all the fallout coming down.

It says here we've got to lay
in food supplies for 14 days.

I'd better put a note out
for 28 pints of milk, then.

I'll just pop out and get 14 loaves,
dear! And a protractor.

Anything else you want?

I'll need more plastic bags, dear!

There's no bread, ducks! Sold out.

There seems to be some
sort of panic purchasing.

It can't be helped, dear.

After all, there is a war on.

Or nearly, anyway.

I hope you haven't left that cape
dripping in the hall, James!

Oh, no, dear.

Mr Willis has sold out of protractors.
I expect everyone wants 60 degrees.

He was terrifically kind, Mr Willis.

He cut me out a bit of card
with 60 degrees on it. Look.

Oh! Nice, dear.

Here's the emergency supplies, ducks.

Two packets of ginger creams,
half a jam sponge,

a tin of pineapple chunks
and a tin of Christmas pud.

It'll all be over by Christmas.

- You're not decorating now, James!
- We've got to paint the windows white, dear.

- Whatever for?
- It's for the radiation, I think.

Like they do in greenhouses, to keep
out the sun. It's the correct thing.

- It won't be that hot, surely!
- Well, I don't know.

They say the one at Hiroshima
was equal to one thousand suns.

So it is quite hot.

And besides, the powers that be
are making much better ones now.

Science has leaped forward
with giant strides. Oops!

Mind you don't get paint
on those curtains, James.

You should have taken them
down first. You never think.

I know that smile of yours, James.

"Keep doors closed to prevent
the spread of fire", it says.

- But you've taken off half the doors, James.
- Yes, dear.

Won't that make the fire worse, then?

Well, I...

Perhaps the blast will
blow the fire out.

Well... Hm!

The inner core or refuge looks
quite cosy, doesn't it, dear?

I hope those doors aren't
marking the wallpaper, James.

Come in and try it out, dear. Please.

Whoa! Careful! Careful!
You'll have it over!

Budge up, can't you, James?

Couldn't you have
made it a bit... wider?

It's... It's constructed in compliance
with the governmental specifications, dear.

Well, they might have made it
wide enough for two people.

- Suppose you were married?
- We are married, dear.

Yes, well there you are, then.

Oh!

What about if you had children?
Where would they go?

Oh, well, you'd just hold them in
your arms. They'd soon fall asleep.

Suppose they were 17 or 18?

Big boys with bristly chins
and big boots on. Skinheads.

Well, in that case, you'd...

just add a few more doors.

There's... no wall
space for more doors.

Oh. No.

Well, our Ron was never
a skinhead, anyway.

What on earth are you putting
the food in there for?

Well, that's where it's got to be.

But why can't it stay in
the larder and fridge?

Because we must not emerge for the
14 days of the national emergency.

You're not saying we've got to stay
in that thing for two weeks, are you?

Yes, dear. Ours not to reason why.

Now we must do the correct thing.

Well, what about the cooking, then?

How do I get to the cooker?

We'll just have to use the
little picnic stove, dear.

- What about the toilet?
- Well...

Well, we'll have to have
a potty, or something.

I can tell you now, James Bloggs,

that I am going to go upstairs
in the proper manner.

But you mustn't emerge, dear. Not for
the 14 days of the national emergency.

All right, then, how are you
going to empty the chamber pot?

Well, we just have to empty
it down the toilet, I suppose.

- You just said we couldn't go to the toilet.
- Oh. Yes.

Well... Yeah, well,

Now, we'd better not cross our
bridges till we come to them, eh?

Look on the bright side, eh, ducks?

Six, five, zero, zero, six, ten...

It says here, "Two pints of
water per person per day."

I wonder if we've got enough bottles.

I'll have a look under
the stairs, dear.

I've measured the water
into the bottles, James.

I've labelled them so we
don't get in a muddle.

Oh, good. That's nice, dear.

You're very efficient in a
national emergency, dearest.

Get on with you!

It says here, "D: Miscellaneous:

Salt, tomato ketchup and sauces,

pepper, matches, toilet paper,
disinfectant, vitamin tablets,

tin opener, knives, forks, spoons."

Funny. No plates.

- What's all that, dear?
- I don't know.

It's called "miscellaneous."
Pass it in, please.

- Funny.
- What, dear?

In the governmental leaflet, it says,
"Remove thin materials from windows."

And in the County Council leaflet, it says,
"Hang white sheets in the windows."

I wonder which is correct.

Oh! It says peanut butter.

We haven't got any. Oh, dear.

Never mind, ducks.
I don't like it, nor do you.

No, but it's on the official list.
Oh, dear.

Now, don't worry, love.

I expect we'll survive without it.

It'll probably go runny
in the heat, anyway.

You get terrific heat with
these bombs, you know.

Mind you, diet is very important.

You are what you... eat.

And the survival of
the fittest, an' that. Whoa!

That's why so many people... are jogging
and eating lots of All-Bran, I expect.

Only the fittest will survive the
outcome of the nuclear holocaust.

They eat lots of beans, too.

They give you wind, beans do.

You certainly shouldn't
eat beans, James.

Let's not get personal, ducks.

I'm trying to have a
scientific discussion.

If there really is going to be a war,
who do you think will win?

Well, the Americans have
tactile nuclear superiority,

due to their IBMs and
their polar submarines.

But in the event of a
pre-emptive strike,

innumerate Russian hordes will sweep
across the plains of Central Europe.

Then the US Technical Air
Force will come roaring in

with their Superhawks, B-17 s and B-19s,
bristling with guns! Terrifically armed!

"OK, you guys! Let's go!"

They'd razor the Russky
defences to the ground.

Then the marines would parachute
in and round up the population.

After that, the big generals would
go over... like... Ike and Monty.

Then the Russians would capitulate,
and there would be a condition of surrender.

Then they'd instil free
and fair elections.

One man, one vote.

And women too, nowadays, of course.

And thus, the Communist threat to
the Free World would be neutrified,

and democratic principles would
be instilled throughout Russia,

whether they liked it or not.

That's the world scenario as I
see it, at this moment in time.

- Monty. Wasn't he in the war?
- Well, of course he was.

He practically won it.

You remember, dear.

Big beret with badges on it.

Tanks. The Desert Rats. El Alamo.

But that was ages ago, dear.

Yes, well, I expect
he's getting on a bit.

Probably been promoted.

More likely dead.

Monty dead? Never!

I'll bet he is. It's about
40 years since the war.

And he had a moustache then!

Who's in charge now, then?

Oh, one of those commuters, I expect.

It says here, "Place your
National Savings Certificates,

medical cards and birth
certificates in a box."

Here's a nice box, dear.
I'll give it a good clean-out.

Oh, thanks.

We'd... better keep
it in a safe place.

I wonder what would be a safe place.

Who's in charge of
the Russians, dear?

Oh... it's...

Shavinsky, isn't it?

Or... Molotov.

No. Molotov's just
a cocktail, I think.

Krushef. Yes, that's right.

B and K.

Bulgania and Krushef, that's them.

And that bloke Marx has got
something to do with it.

What are you doing, dear?

Blocking out the windows, in compliance
with the governmental directive.

It's the correct thing.

Yes. Then there's the...
usual committee, of course,

the Common Term, they call it...
the Soviet Supreme.

They're in charge of the BJ Kee.

That's the Secret Service.
SS for short.

Our lot is called EMI-5.

Oh, it's all very complicated, ducks.

Well, mind you don't
scratch the polish!

Is it any good writing him
a letter, do you think?

- Who, dear?
- This leader. BJ Whatshisname.

- What are you going to say, dear?
- Oh, I don't know.

Dear Sir,

Mr B J thing...

We, the people of Britain,
are fed up with being bombed.

We had enough of it last time, with old
Hitler, so will you just leave us in peace?

You live your life
and we'll live ours.

Hope you are well.

Please don't drop any bombs.
Yours sincerely, Mr and Mrs J Bloggs.

Very good, dear. Very nice. Yes.

You might be a bit late for the post.

You know what the
post is like these days.

First class might just get there.

But I must do this list.

"Dustbin, calendar, books, games, paper,
pencils, shovel, spade, crowbar, axe, hatchet,

saw, whistle and/or gong for alarms,

suitcases for furniture
or evacuation,

string, pliers...

first-aid kits, safety pins, scissors,
flints, aspirins, diarrhoea remedy,

tweezers, calamine lotion,
war crisis editions, lice-flea powder,

rodent poison, insulin,
blood-pressure tablets,

rubber gloves, sanitary towels,
mirror, toilet paper, eyewash."

I wonder if it's true
about the paper bags.

Or is it a joke?

I never know if it's
just a joke or not.

What's that, dear?

Well, they say you should get into a
paper bag just before the bomb goes off.

Whatever for?

I suppose it's like the white paint.
It... deflects the heat a bit.

- Sounds silly to me.
- There are some paper bags.

We had spuds from the farm in them.
There should be four.

They'll be filthy, James.

Are you sure your
bag is clean, James?

Yes, dear, I...
cleaned it thoroughly.

You do look silly!

I wonder if it's all
right to have eyeholes.

They say it's the correct
thing to wear white.

People in Hiroshima with patterned clothes
got burned where the pattern was,

and not so much on the white bits.

Even the buttons showed up.

Yes, but they were Japanese.

Is there a clean white shirt,
dear, ready for the bomb?

You're not going to wear that nice
new one I gave you for Christmas!

I don't want that spoiled.

You can wear your old clothes for the
bomb and save the best for afterwards.

All right, dear. Well, is there an
old white one, without stripes?

I don't want stripes all over me.

I've never heard such nonsense.

We didn't think what colour
clothes we had on in the war.

Lucky to have any clothes at all,
with everything on coupons.

We interrupt this programme for an
official government announcement.

An enemy missile attack has been
launched against this country.

It is estimated that the missiles

will arrive in approximately
three minutes. Three minutes.

God almighty, ducks!
There's only three minutes to go!

Oh, dear. I'll just
put the washing on.

Come back, you stupid bitch,
and get in the shelter!

- How dare you talk to me like that, James!
- Shut up and get in!

There's no need to forget our manners
just because there's a war on.

Shut up! I'm trying to listen!

Take shelter immediately.

I've never heard such
language in all my life.

- For God's sake, shut up!
- Oh, dear! I've left the oven on!

Get in! Get in! Get in!

The cake will be burned!

Lie down. Keep away from windows.

Cover your head and eyes.

Do not look at the sky
or through windows.

Take shelter immediately.

Repeat. % stay indoors.

Do not leave your home.

The cake will be be burned!

The cake will be burned!

Blimey!

- Blimey!
- Well I never!

Well, I... I suppose... that was it.

I should think so.

Blimey!

You all right, dear?

Yes, thanks, love.

Oh, dear.

I do feel all shaky.

Never mind, ducks.

We're... We're still
in one piece, eh?

Yes, I think so.

- Wasn't it light?
- Yes.

Terrific.

You get terrific light
with these bombs.

- The heat!
- I know.

Phew!

It's still hot now.

I wonder how far we are
away from the epicentre.

Or was it the hypocentre?

I can't remember.

What's that, dear?

Well, it's the centre of it all. You know,
the... the bull's-eye, sort of.

Bang in the middle. Or...
Or middle of the bang, rather.

I should think we were
bang in the middle, dear.

A direct hit.

Oh, just look at all that glass.

No, no, it couldn't have
been a direct hit, dear.

We would have sustained greater damage
and suffered greater casualties.

Don't talk to me about damage.
Just look at those curtains!

Yes, but it would have been much
worse at the epi-hypo thing, dear.

I don't see how it could
have been much worse.

I'll never get them clean.

I'll give them a good soak tonight.
Blessed Germans!

Russkies, dear.

Mm! The shelter stood
up well, didn't it?

I constructed it in compliance
with governmental specifications.

- I hope the cushions aren't spoiled.
- I think some of them blew off in the blast.

I do like nice cushions.

Yes, but there's more important
things at the moment, ducks.

And curtains. Cushions and curtains.

I'd better get out and
put them in soak now.

- Stay in! Dear.
- Don't you shout at me, James.

But it's the whole point, dearest.

This is what the shelter's for.

But the blessed bomb
has gone off already.

Yes, but the fallout is
falling out now. See?

No, I don't see.

I can't see any soppy fallout.

I'm getting out.

- Just look at all that mess!
- No. No!

We must stay in.
We must do the correct thing.

Come on, now.

It's late. Let's get to bed.

Whatever is this box
of sand for, James?

It had better not be for
what I think it's for.

I've told you what I think
about that subject already.

Bomb or no bomb, Hitler or no Hitler,

I'm going to go to the
toilet in the proper manner!

No, dear, it's not an earth tray.

The governmental directive says
it's for cleaning plates, an'that.

Cleaning plates?

Why shouldn't we wash them properly,
and dry them on a nice clean tea towel?

We washed up properly
all through the war.

Well, it's to conserve emergency
water supplies, dear.

What is the world coming to?

- You see, dear...
- Tuck my feet in.

My old mother would
have a fit if she knew.

- Yes, but...
- Drying plates in an earth tray!

Catch me eating off a
plate covered in sand!

You'd be the first to complain.

Dear...

A bit of grit in your winkles and you're
spitting and splattering all over the place.

Tomorrow, you can put that thing outside
for someone's cat, where it belongs.

Ooh-er!

I'm getting fed up stuck in this thing!
I want to get out and tidy up!

Just look at all that mess out there!

We must do the correct thing, dear.

We must remain in the
inner core or refuge.

Ours not to reason why.

Our but to... something or other.

It tells you about this problem in the
County Council directive. I'll show you.

Let's see. Where is it?

Ah, yes. Here we are.

"During this period, reduced external stimuli
may produce problems of group behaviour."

Oh, yes, I see, dear.

"Steps to combat this may
include the following:

At intervals,
stimulate group activities."

Don't you dare start stimulating, James!
I'm not in the mood.

No, dear!

It means discussions, an' that.

It says, "Discussions, card games,
story-telling, quizzes, etcetera."

Perhaps we'd better
try story-telling.

You tell me one.

No, I can't. I'd feel funny.

You're not a baby.

- Well, pretend I am.
- Don't be silly.

- Go on.
- No.

You tell me one.

- I don't know any.
- There you are, then.

What about a quiz?

- I spy with my little eye...
- Oh, not that. It's childish, James.

Or it says here, "Discuss the
changed conditions after an attack,

and consider how to
overcome or adapt to them."

Well... et's start on that one, dear.

Who's going to start
the ball rolling, eh?

Shall I kick off, eh? Eh?

Right. Here goes.

I think... we could overcome the
changed conditions after an attack

by... all pulling our weight,

putting our shoulders to the wheel,

so that we all pull together,
now that our backs are against the wall.

And we can show these Jerries...

I mean Russkies,
just what we think of them.

And... Well, that's all, I think.

Hooray, James!
You ought to be a politician.

It says, "Reading aloud to
pass the time is a good idea."

It's a good job I got this
book from the public library.

It's called "Armageddon And You."

There's a terrific bit in it
about Western defences.

Now, just listen to this.

"There are three B.M.E. Ws...

Ballistic Missile Early
Warning systems.

One P.R.C. S... Perimeter Acquisition
Radar Attack Characterisation System.

Then there's N.O.R.A. D...
North American Air Defense.

And J.S. S...
Joint Surveillance System.

And then seven R.O.C. Cs...
Regional Operation Control Centres.

Then there's N.A.D.G. E...
Nato Air Defence Ground Environment,

and several A. W.C. S...
Airborne Warning and Control Systems.

All this is controlled by the N.C. A...
National Command Authority,

by means of the N.M.C. S...
National Military Command System.

And A.M.C. C...
Alternative Military Command Centre.

And N.E.A.C. C... National Emergency
Airborne Command Centre.

And it all comes under W. W.M.C.C. S...
Worldwide Military Command & Control System.

We should be all right with that
lot looking after us, eh, ducks?

Well, it didn't stop them
from bombing us, did it?

Oh... well, no...
I suppose not, really.

Still, just think,
it might have been worse.

Got to look on the
bright side, ducks.

Besides, another thing the powers
that be have created is called M.A.D.

- Mad?
- Yes, M.A.D.

M.A.D. Mutal Assured Destruction.

I read about it in
the public library.

I think my old dad was in the
Mutual Assured Insurance.

- A penny a week it was, in those days.
- This isn't insurance, ducks.

I think it covered the
cost of the funeral.

Yes, well, I suppose this is similar.

It all comes out of our taxes.

He had a lovely funeral, our dad.

You don't pay any taxes now.
You're retired, James.

No, I'm fully paid up.

My funeral is fully assured.

Time we went to bed.

It's getting dark.

I'll sleep in my clothes.
It's an all-out war situation.

I might be called out in the
night for an emergency.

They may need all able-bodied
men at short notice.

They'll soon change their minds when
they see your pot-bellied little body.

Morning, dear.

- How do you feel?
- Oh, dear.

- I ache all over.
- So do I.

I've got a terrific headache.

Oh... I still feel so tired.

Never mind, ducks. It's probably shock.
The bomb, an' that.

Oh, it's bound to upset us a bit.

After all, you don't get a nuclear
bomb every day of the week, do you?

Just as well. Never knew a
bomb could give you headaches.

Oh, yes, ducks. I told you these bombs
have a terrific effect on all sorts of things.

Right. A nice cup of
tea will perk you up.

Funny. They've cut the water off.

Still, that's logical.
It might be contaminated.

It's a wise precaution for the
protection of the population.

Use the bottles, dear.

Oh, yes, of course.
The emergency reserve supplies.

Most of them seem to have
been broken in the blast, dear.

The contents have been dissipated.

Funny. The electric's off, too.

Still, bound to be.

Conservation of energy resources.

A wise governmental precaution during
the period of national emergency.

Good job we've got that
little picnic stove, eh, dear?

Are there any aspirins?

Mind it doesn't pop,
James. I can't...

bear it when it pops.

Mm!

Nothing like a cup of tea, hm?

Crumbs! I must be dreaming.

The news! We're just in time.

No. Nothing. There's nothing.

All dead.

- What about the telly?
- Yes, of course.

They may have filmed it all.

We may see our bomb on the news.

No. All dead.

- No picture?
- No.

- Not even just the voices?
- No! Nothing.

- All dead.
- All dead?

- We'll have to wait for the paper.
- There should be some good pictures.

These bombs are quite spectacular.

- He's late already.
- Yes, well, that's logical.

There's bound to be delays and shortages
during the period of national emergency.

I'll miss the serial on Woman's Hour.
It was just getting interesting.

Crumbs! I haven't
tried the transistor.

No. Seems to have packed up.

Or probably needs new batteries.

Yes, I must pop down to Willis's.

They are a price these days.

97p last time. Just fancy!

We ought to get one of these new hi-fis
when your endowment policy comes up.

Oh, yes. Or a stereo.
I've only got two years to go.

- I hope Ron and Beryl got back all right.
- Oh, yes, they'll be all right.

- Our Ron's a very careful driver.
- I didn't mean the driving so much, dear.

More the bomb.

I'll give them a ring.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

No, it's not even ringing.

Oh, I expect the lines are down.

They say there are red-hot
winds of 500 miles an hour.

I expect that would render
the lines inoperable.

I'll drop him them a line...
tell them to give us a ring.

- Do you think the post will be going?
- Oh, yes, bound to be.

The powers that be will endeavour
to maintain communications.

Remember the Blitz?
The post went on just the same.

It's government policy. It keeps
up the morale of the population.

I hope Ron is insured.

You did pay ours, didn't you, James?

Oh, yes, dear. The bomb won't cost
us a penny. We'll be well covered.

Mm. Lovely.

We can have some nice new
curtains for the summer.

Crumbs! I wonder if
it's all over already.

If it is all over,
I wish I knew who'd won.

We can't have lost the war, can we,
James? We won the other two.

No, of course not.

Remember old Churchill?

"We will never surrender."

Yes, but Churchill's not
prime minister now, dear.

No. Well... of course not.

I suppose it won't be the same without...
with old whatshisname, will it?

Who is it, anyway?

I must check the emergency supplies list.
We never had time to finish it.

It says here,
"...a notebook for messages."

Who are you going to
write messages to, dear?

Well, you never know. There's always
a need for vital messages in wartime.

Our lives might depend on a vital message
getting through to headquarters.

Oh, I see, dear.

And it says, "...a whistle
and gong for alarm."

Oh, what will you
do with that, dear?

Well, if I saw a Russky coming down the
lane, I'd bang the gong. If we had one.

- Wouldn't he shoot you, dear?
- What, just for banging a gong?

He'd be well within his rights to
shoot you if there's a war on.

Oh, crumbs! You really think so?

Just for banging a gong?

- I'm glad we haven't got a gong.
- We've got a whistle.

- Have we? Where is it?
- I'm not sure.

Hm. Never mind.

Let's leave it. Let's leave it.

Oh, I do feel tired.

Really exhausted and... all dizzy.

Nervous exhaustion due to
unaccustomed lifestyle.

That's what that is.

How's your headache, dear?

Just the same, thanks.
Aspirins didn't seem to do any good at all.

I think I've got a temperature.
I feel all hot and shivery.

You do look pale, dear.

- I should have an early night.
- I must clear up.

Suppose someone comes and sees the place
in this state? We might have visitors.

Yes. The Emergency Service
should arrive today.

I'm surprised they've
not come before.

I expect they've got a lot
of people to attend to.

Oh, yes. We're only
an outlying district.

They'll be heavily engaged
within the stricken area itself.

- Will it be like meals on wheels, dear?
- Yes, I should think so.

There'll be mobile canteens
and soup kitchens,

teams of doctors and nurses,

helicopters flying in blankets
and medical supplies.

It'll all move slowly
into action, you bet.

They'll all be here
in next to no time.

The governmental authorities have been
aware of this eventuality for years.

So continency plans will have
been formulated long ago.

We won't have to worry about a thing.

The powers that be will
get to us in the end.

I hope they come soon, dear.

I'm not feeling very well.

I wonder if we'd have been
better off in the cellar.

Oh, no, dear. Too damp.

Think of my rheumatism.

- Would you like a bite to eat, dearest?
- No, thanks.

I'm right off food.

So am I.

I must go to the toilet.
And I don't want any arguments.

Blessed dust everywhere.

Oh, crumbs! I forgot!

We're supposed to stay in
the inner core or refuge!

Well, it's too late now.
We've been out for ages.

Oh, blimey! It was the whole point!

I wonder if there's
any radiation about.

Well, I can't see anything.

Hurry up, dear, and get back
in the inner core or refuge!

We'd better have an early night.

Well, if you can't see
it and can't feel it,

it can't be doing you
any harm, can it?

Better try and...
eat something today, dear.

I was sick three times in the night.

My headache's even worse.

Let's have a walk round
the garden, dear.

I've just read it's only 48 hours in
the inner core or refuge, not 14 days.

A bit of fresh air is all we need.
I'll get a nice lettuce.

Crumbs! Look at the door!

The paint's all gone.
Scorched down to the wood.

Never mind, dear.
You said you'd burn it off one day.

The leaves have all gone
off the apple tree, ducks.

Oh, yes! What a shame!

Still, it'll be lovely in the spring.

It is spring, dear.

Oh! Listen!

A dog!

Oh, poor thing!

I expect he's hungry.

The heat has affected
the hedge, love.

- The beans look a bit shrivelled.
- And I think the lettuce have evaporated.

Well, they do have a
high water content.

- Can you see any fallout falling out, James?
- No, the sun is trying to get through.

They didn't blow up the sun,
thank goodness.

Oh, no, dear.
Science is still in its infancy.

What does the fallout
look like, dear?

I don't know. The...
government directive

neglects to mention how the
populous could recognise it.

I expect it's a bit like snow, ducks.
Only greyer.

The grass looks a funny colour.

Yes, I'll pop down to Mr Sponge's tomorrow
and get some bone meal and dried blood.

He might be closed due
to the bomb, dear.

What, old Sponge? Miss a day's trade?
Not him! He'd rather die!

It's very cloudy. Almost foggy.

We need some sun to
bring the garden on.

- The milkman's not been yet. He's late.
- Oh, well, that's logical.

He's bound to be a bit
late after the bomb.

Perhaps he's been called
up to fight, or something.

Oh, yes. Well... maybe.

But they'd have got a
woman or something.

- Quiet, isn't it?
- Yes.

I haven't seen no trains. No traffic.

I expect they're all having
a good lie-in after the bomb.

Terrible smell of burning.

Oh, yes. Well... bound to be.
That's logical.

It's like... roast meat.

Yes! Roast dinners.

I expect people are having their
Sunday dinners early this week,

due to the unexpected circumstances.

The road's gone all funny.
Seems to have melted a bit.

I expect that's why the milkman's late.
He's got stuck somewhere.

I wonder if there's a proper war on.

I wonder who's winning.

Never mind. It'll all
be in the papers, dear.

Come to think of it, he's late, too.

He missed us altogether yesterday.

Well, you can't expect things
to be normal after the bomb.

Difficulties will be experienced throughout
the duration of the emergency period.

Normality will only be assumed after
the sensation of hostilities.

Oh, dear. I think I'm
going to be sick again.

There, there, there, ducks.

All better now?

I had the most terrible
diarrhoea this morning.

Nerves, dear. It's just nerves.

I'm the same, and I'm a man.

Let's sit in the garden for a bit.

Don't you think we ought
to clear up, dear?

Yes, yes, later on.

I feel a bit... weak and dizzy.

We'll make a start soon.

Well, suppose Jerry
comes this afternoon.

No, they'd wait for the fallout to clear.
Too dangerous for a few days.

We've got plenty of time.

The situation is well
in hand, you bet.

Our boys will be lying
in wait for 'em.

I expect they've laid a trap.

Jerry will walk straight into it.

Hello! There's cloud coming up.

Looks like rain.

It's raining! I'm going in.

Rain! Yes!

We can save it!

Don't you get wet, James. You'll catch
a chill. We don't want you laid up again.

We'll be all right for water
now for a while, dear.

Do you think rainwater
is all right to drink?

Oh, yes, of course it is.

There's nothing purer than rainwater,
is there? Everybody knows that.

Perhaps I'd better boil it.
Best to be on the safe side.

Oh, yes, I suppose so. We don't
want to take unnecessary risks.

It may prejudice our
chance of survival.

What do you mean, James?
We have survived, haven't we?

Yes, I know. But after the bombs
on Japan, people died ages later.

I... forget exactly why.

Perhaps they didn't take precautions.

Yes. I expect they neglected
to do the correct thing and...

Oh, and anyway, that was years ago.

Science was in its infancy.

We're better equipped
to deal with the situation

in the light of modern
scientific knowledge.

Oh, yes. Nowadays, there's bound to be
all sorts of anditotes and protectives.

When the medics get through, they'll probably
just spray us with some anditote,

give us a couple of pills, and in
no time, we'll be as right as rain.

I'm glad we moved to the country
when you retired, dear.

Yes. Much more peaceful.

If we'd still been in London,
we'd probably have been bombed out by now.

Yes. Unless we'd been evacuated.

Oh, that was only children.
And women too, of course.

I'd have been requisitioned
for essential war work.

But you're far too old.

You're retired.

Yes, but all age groups are
pressed into emergency service

during times of national
emergency, dear.

I'd have been an air-raid warden.

Or a stretcher bearer
for the Red Cross...

and St John's Ambulance Brigade,
or a fireman in the docks.

Jerry up above,
fire bombs raining down.

Up the turntable ladder.

Carrying women to safety.

Trust you to think of that, James.

I wish we had neighbours.

I'd like to ask someone
what's going on.

Well, I warned you, dear.

"This cottage is a
bit isolated," I said.

"You're not going
to like it," I said.

I wish we didn't have to stay put.

I quite fancy a pint.

I said I'd see old George down the
Half Moon today for a game of darts.

I expect he'll be busy with
his cows after the bomb.

It might have put them off laying...
milking, I mean.

Yes, it may have curdled
the milk, or something.

These bombs have a
terrific effect on things.

He may have switched over to yoghurt.

Yes. Lots of people's lives are going to
be considerably affected by the bomb.

London Airport will have
been knocked out, I expect.

Yes. Bang goes a lot of
people's holidays this year.

The Yanks won't come dropping in.

Oh, no. Not unless to help
us against the Russkies.

Remember in the war?
"Got any gum, chum?"

We used to stand on
the railway embankment,

and the Yanks used to shower us with
gum and chocolate and K Rations.

Terrific, it was.

I wonder if the Russkies chew gum.

"Got any gumski, comrade?"

You won't be able to say that, James.
They're the enemy.

Oh, yes. I keep forgetting.

Crumbs!

We won't have to try
and kill them, will we?

Oh, I... I suppose so.

That's what you're supposed
to do to the enemy, isn't it?

Crumbs! I hadn't really
thought of that.

You mean to say if one of them comes
through that door this afternoon,

I'm supposed to try and kill him?

Well, not you, James.
After all, you're retired.

Well, what would I kill him with?

A bit of old iron, I suppose.

I must mend those
socks for you, James.

They'd have Tommy guns.
They always do.

He'd mow us down, Hilda!

If a German sees you in these socks,
he'll think you're just a peasant.

"Die, you Englishe
pig dogs!" he'd say.

"Enemies of der Fatherland!
Heil Hitler!"

Oh. Oh, no, sorry. No, no,
that's the last time.

I keep forgetting,
it's the Russkies now.

Just suppose that one did come.

A great big Russian.

Big overcoat, great big
boots with snow on them.

Great furry hat, all covered
in belts of ammo and grenades.

Bloomin' great Tommy gun
pointing straight at us!

What am I supposed to do?

You could offer him a
cup of tea, I suppose.

Argh!

We mustn't be collaborators, Hilda.

They'd shave our heads.

Russians like tea. A cup of
tea wouldn't hurt, surely?

I suppose it's better than being
mown down in a hail of bullets.

Crumbs! They might round us up and
take us off to the concentration camps.

Why? We've not done anything.

We're not Jews, or anything.

- Your grandfather was a Jew.
- He was not!

Well, only partly.

They'd send us to Liberia.
Down the salt mines.

- Whatever for?
- I don't know.

They always do.

Perhaps Russians eat a lot of salt.

I expect they're quite nice, really.

I saw the Russians
dancing on telly once.

All in boots.

They seemed nice.

Oh, yes. I bet some of them are nice.

There were supposed to be
some nice Germans last time.

I think we're running out of water again,
dear. The rainwater's all gone.

Oh, we've still got a pint of milk.

Better save that for teatime.

I can't bear tea without milk.

- Posh people have lemon in it.
- I know! Horrible!

Crumbs!

I wonder if it was an American
missile falling a bit short.

That happened in the war...
blokes getting shelled by their own guns.

Be funny if it was an American
missile that had landed on us.

Wouldn't it, dear?

I can't see it's very funny, James.

No, well...
Funny peculiar, I mean.

Are they worse than the Russian ones?

Oh, I shouldn't think so, love.
I expect they're all much of a muchness.

They all work on the same principle.

It's called... megadeath, I think.

So many millions of
people dead per bang.

Any ketchup, dear?

I expect the quantity
is similar either way.

Are all the bangs about
the same size, then?

Oh, no! There's one megaton,

and 10 megaton, an' that.

It's... just a question of
how big a bang you want to make

and how many...
people you want to kill.

More baked beans, dear?

No, thanks. I'm a bit off food.

Then there's the... overkill, see?

That's where they kill more
people than they really need to.

Say you want a bang big enough
to kill one million people,

and you go and use a
three-million-people bang.

It's terrifically wasteful of energy,
in the present economic climate.

I see, dear.

Yes, there's one thing about
the present economic situation.

- I mean...
- Such a shame we can't wash up.

...in order to conserve
world energy resources,

the powers that be will only use
the smallest possible bang.

Oh, I can't bear it!

I expect that's why we're still here.

We're running out of crockery.

We could say we owe our lives to
the world economic procession.

Put the kettle on, will you, ducks?

There's no water, dear.

Oh, no, no. Of course.

Just... Just have to have milk, then.

That pint's gone bad, dear.

The fridge has been off.

Oh, heck! Well...

...a black coffee, then.

There's still no water, dear.

Well, what... What are we
going to drink, eh? Eh?

What... What... What are we
going to drink, for God's sake?

Don't shout, dearest.

I'm sorry, love.

I'm just... terribly thirsty.

How about a nice sweet, dear?

It's a blackcurrant fruit pastille.

There's only one left.

- You have it.
- No, you have it.

We'll... We'll cut it in half.

That's... That's fair.

- Help!
- I'm coming! I-I-I'm coming! I'm coming!

A rat! A rat!

A rat in the lavatory!

Eeww! I saw it!
Its tail waving in the pan!

Never mind, dear. Never mind.

No, no, no. It won't
hurt you, dearest.

The pan's all dry and its...
head was round the bend...

just its bottom end
sticking out. A tail!

Oh! A tail!

Horrible! Horrible!

There, there, dear.

Don't worry, I... I'll pop down to Willis's
in the morning and I'll get some warfarin.

At least it shows that the
drains aren't blocked.

Oh, dear!

I do feel queer!

All shaky.

Well, it's bound to upset you a bit.

The... The bomb, I mean.

Have you got... lipstick on, dear?

Lipstick?

What do you mean, James?

You know I haven't
worn lipstick for years.

- Well... your lips are all red.
- Oh!

Oh, my!

My gums are bleeding!

I thought there was a...
a funny taste.

Well Shrinking of gums, causing ill-fitting
dentures. That's... That's what that is.

Yeah... Better get to the dentist
when the emergency has rescinded.

There was blood when I went
to the toilet this morning.

Yes, yes. Me, too.

P-piles, that is. H-hovaloids.

A common complaint in...
in middle-aged people like ourselves.

I'll... I'll pop down to... to the chemist
when the crisis pales into insignificance,

and I'll... I'll get some
of those suppositories.

Oh!

Oh, dear.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Now, there, there, ducks.
There, there. There, there.

Now, now. All better now. Now, please.
Don't upset yourself, love.

Please, please. Now, don't dry.
Don't cry. Don't cry.

I expect it's due to the vibration,
you know. Like that day in the car.

You remember that time we
went to Bournemouth, hm?

And you were sick in the coach.

Don't worry, ducks. Don't worry.

There can't be anything
wrong with you.

I expect it's... it's just the...
the after-effects of the bomb.

Oh, I... I... I do...
fancy a nice cup of tea.

Do you think the cows have been
affected by the bomb, dear?

No, I... I shouldn't think so.

They're... They're all
out in the country.

Supplies of milk will be maintained.

It is... essential for the maintenance of...
healthy bones and teeth.

Yes, but we live in
the country, dear.

Yes, yes, yes, I... I know, dear.

Well, the grass is
all dead and funny.

Yes... well...

I don't know.

I expect there may be...
a temporary containment of supplies.

I suppose we'd better just sit
here and wait for help to arrive.

Yes. The... The emergency services
will have sprung into action

at the first alarm signal.

I hope they get here
before the enemy.

Oh, I... I hope Beryl and
Ron got back all right.

Oh, they'll... they'll be all right.

They'll... They'll have been safely
home long... long before the bomb.

Our Ron's... a sensible boy.

At the first siren, he'd get the whole
family down to the shelters right away.

There aren't any shelters, dear.

Oh, no.

No, no, I... I forgot.

But he'll... he'll be all right.

I gave him the governmental leaflet.

He'll... He'll be
all right with that.

That will afford him the maximum
protection available to the populous.

He'll... He'll take cover immediately

and... adopt all the prescribed
precautionary measures.

He... He's no fool, our Ron.

He's not likely to get
hot under the collar.

He... He won't go to pieces.

The whole family will...
will stick together.

Oh! Look!

There's funny spots on my legs.

They're various veins.
That's... That's what that is.

That's... That's a common
complaint amongst...

amongst the middle-aged
segment of the populous.

Oh, that's... that's...
that's nothing to worry about.

They don't look like veins to me.

I don't like the look of it.

Oh... Oh, you are... you are a baby!

You're a worn... worn...
born worrier, you are, you know.

Now, you just try and look on
the bright side, eh, ducks? Hm?

Look! Look!

I've even got funny
blotches on my skin, see?

And I... I'm a man.

Yes... Yes, too much tinned food.
That's all that is.

Yes.

Pilchards never did agree with me.

I must put some skin
lotion on those spots.

Yes. Oh, they'll...
they'll soon clear up.

I'll pop down to the chemist...
chemist in the morning.

I'll get some... get some ointment.

Yes.

We could do with some
lozenges or pastilles, too.

- I've still got a terrible throat.
- Yes, so have I.

I wonder...

if they'll be able to
sell us some water.

I'm going to have an
early night, James.

We could do with a good long
rest after that blessed bomb.

Oh, yes, yes. It's bound to take
it out of you, a thing like that.

Yeah, it's a... it's a
shock to the system.

Oh, yes. I expect so.

Oh!

Look!

My hair's coming out!

Don't... Don't worry, dearest.

Don't worry, don't worry.

Women don't go bald. No!

That's... That's a scientific fact.

Shall we get into those
paper bags again?

Well, whatever for, dear?

Well, you never know.

There might be another
one while we're asleep.

Well, I... I suppose it...
wouldn't hurt.

It... It would be a...
a sensible precautionary m-measure

in the... in the...
in the circumstances.

After all, really, this is
an all-out war situation,

and... Well, I mean,

another I... IBM... might...
might come over.

Oh, it's stuffy in these bags.

Yes.

Now you know what it
feels like to be a potato.

I should hate that,
being buried in the ground.

Oh, yes. Yes, so would I.

- Give me... cremation every time.
- Oh, me too.

We'd better just stay here and wait
for the... emergency services to arrive.

Y-y-yes. Yes, they'll... they'll take...
they'll take good care of us.

We won't have to worry about...
about a thing.

Just... Just leave
everything to them.

The governmental authorities...
will know what to do with us.

The powers that be...

will get to us in the end.

You have got the box with our medical
cards and birth certificates, haven't you?

Yes, dear, yes.

They're quite safe.

Shall we pray, dear?

- Pray?
- Yes.

Oh, crumbs. Who... Who to?

Well, God, of course.

Oh... Oh, I see.

Y-yes. If you think it... it... would be...
would be the correct thing. Hm?

- It can't do any harm, dear.
- OK.

Here goes.

Dear... sir...

No, that's wrong.

Well... How... How...
How do you start?

Oh, God...

Our help... in ages past?

That's it. Keep it up.

Almighty and most
merciful Father...

Oh, that's good.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered...
u-u-unto thee...

I shall fear no evil.

Thy rod... and thy staff...
comfort me

all... the days...
the days of my life.

L-Lay me down... in...
in green pastures...

I... I can't remember any more.

That was nice.

I liked the bit about
the green pasture.

Oh, oh, yes, yes.

Into the valley of the
shadow of death...

No more, love.

No more.

Rockabye baby

On the tree top

When the wind blows

The cradle will rock

Oh, babe

Hate to see you fall that way

Better speak to the
powers that be today

Hey Joe, where you goin'
with that gun in your hand?

You can take your revenge

But you'll still feel bad

There must be more to
life than lucky strikes

And some unlucky ones

And folded flags and pipes

And drums

I stood in the wings with you

Our lives in the hands
of a second-rate actor

Holding the high ground

Of some old stage

Oh, babe

How do these jaded
stars get so far away?

Will they catch what
the moral had to say?

Hey Joe, where you goin' with
that dogma in your head?

You can prove your point

But your kids will still be dead

Bring down the curtain

This soap opera must surely close

Before the cold wind blows

Hey Joe, where you goin'
with that gun in your hand?

You can take your revenge

But you'll still feel bad

Bring down the curtain

This show must close

Before the cold wind blows

So rockabye baby

On the tree top

When the wind blows

The cradle will rock

There must be more to
life than lucky strikes

And some unlucky ones

And folded flags and pipes

And drums