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(LOW, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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♪
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PRIEST: We are gathered here today
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on Jack and Rebecca's
40th wedding anniversary
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to witness a renewal of their vows.
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I hope you're enjoying
your last day as my fiancée,
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because by this time tomorrow,
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you're gonna be my straight-up wife.
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Uh, you doing okay?
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Of course. Yeah... why?
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Oh, no reason.
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You know, just doing
this whole big wedding thing
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without your dad's gonna
be hard, and we're here
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at the family cabin,
which is probably bringing up
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a lot of memories... please
don't Runaway Bride me.
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- (QUIETLY): Please don't Runaway Bride...
- Toby. I would never.
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But will you come with me?
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- I have a surprise for you.
- Ooh.
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- KATE: Uh-huh.
- I like surprises.
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This is for you.
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Oh, look.
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It's a used bow tie.
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Oh, not just any used bow tie.
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This was worn by Leslie Nielsen
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in Naked Gun 33 1/3: Final Insult.
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- So.
- Shut your freaking face.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Leslie Nielsen wore this?
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Yeah.
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I just wanted to thank you.
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You've gone out of your way
to make this my dream wedding.
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You know, just one beautiful day
at my favorite place.
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And I know that my choices
are kind of...
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(SIGHS) they're weird.
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I know it's not normal
to have my dad's urn
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next to our guestbook.
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It's a fun twist on the sign-in station.
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Okay, and to have
his Daytona Beach T-shirt
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as my something old.
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- It's weird, and I know.
- Listen, if my boo comes
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with baggage, I'm paying
the handling fee.
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- Mm, I love your airline metaphors.
- Well, that's good,
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- 'cause I'm cleared for takeoff.
- Oh...
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- KEVIN: Yes. Everyone. Okay?
- Aw, damn it.
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Everyone gets a Ka-Toby wine opener,
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they get a bottle
of champagne and they get
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a scented candle, now,
why are you just now starting
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with the gift bags?
No, no, no. Hold on, hold on.
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Don't justify it, fix it.
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Okay. Yeah, I'll see you
tonight, Randall. Okay.
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- Wow.
- No, it's fine.
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It's fine. Don't worry about it.
Randall and I, we have
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this whole, uh, wedding planner
thing all figured out.
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You do not have to lift a finger.
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Toby, you should be getting
to the airport, all right?
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- Your mom gets in at 5:28,
- Oh, yeah.
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- your dad gets in at 5:46.
- Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
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T-this car ride is gonna be
a nightmare, by the way.
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My-my parents, whenever they're
together, all they do is fight.
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My dad's constantly pressuring
my mom to marry her boyfriend.
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If she marries Monty,
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then my dad doesn't
have to pay alimony anymore.
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- It's a whole thing.
- Ah.
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Okay, I think he wants you to go, babe.
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- I think he wants me to leave.
- Yeah.
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All right, well,
I'll see you later. Mwah.
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I'll see you tomorrow,
at the end of the aisle.
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- Thanks for this.
- (KEVIN LAUGHS)
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KEVIN: Be safe.
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KEVIN: Uh, I'm gonna go
check on these caterers.
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Some of these clowns
wouldn't know an amuse-bouche
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if it bit them on the ass.
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Hey, Kev?
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- Yeah.
- Do you think
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that, like, Dad would've been okay...
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you know, us having it here?
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At the cabin?
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Yeah.
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Dad would've loved it.
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(SHUFFLING, CLINKING)
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Hey, babe. You about ready
to head up to the cabin?
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Almost done.
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Going as fast as I can.
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Got two bottles in one bag.
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Get your head out of your ass, Pearson.
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You okay?
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Just scrambling
to get this done for Kate.
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Things have been
a little hectic around here.
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Haven't had much time.
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Hey, Dej.
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You excited about this weekend?
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I can't wait for you
to meet my cousin Zoe.
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She's gonna take Kate and
Toby's wedding photos.
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Yeah, she's the cool one.
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In my family, she's the cool one.
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Can you believe that I'm not
the cool one in my fa... Okay.
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Hey, are you all packed?
We're gonna be leaving
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as soon as I finish with these bags.
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DEJA: I can't believe we're going
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to some dumbass wedding in the woods.
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Man, she's mean.
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I miss Deja Classic.
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No.
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Deja Classic was when we first met her,
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and she was all quiet and sullen.
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I miss Deja 2.0, when she was
all used to us and sweet,
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and she told me all my jokes were corny,
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but secretly, she liked them.
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I feel like the moment she heard
her mom say to the judge
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that she wanted to terminate
all parental rights,
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something switched in her.
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Yep.
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Okay. Let's grab the girls and head out.
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Uh, wait. Wait.
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Can we just do our thing?
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Where we say all the bad things
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that we're thinking;
no judgment, no censorship?
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You want to play
worst-case scenario now?
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I just got to get it out of my system.
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All right, let's do it.
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(EXHALES)
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Deja never turns this around
and ends up in jail. Go.
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She might kill us both in our sleep. Go.
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She might kill us both
not in our sleep. Go.
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She'll make Tess resent us
and end up on the pole. Go.
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Wait, Tess will resent us, and
Deja will end up on the pole?
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Or Tess will resent us,
and also be the one who ends up
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- on the pole?
- Both on the pole.
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Damn.
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Out of your system now?
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Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, thanks.
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Oh. That's really pretty.
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Mm. Nah.
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(SIGHING): It's just...
feels a little flashy.
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I just-I don't want to do
anything to make Kate feel
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like I'm gonna make tomorrow about me.
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Wha... Now, why would she think that?
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Because I put her on edge
by the things I do or say
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or don't say or... the way I breathe.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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But tomorrow's her wedding day,
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and I just feel like I am this
walking reminder of Jack.
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You know, he's the one that she lost,
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and I'm the one that she got stuck with.
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Well, I don't think that's true.
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And if it helps, just remember:
at least you're not me.
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(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
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What's that supposed to mean?
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Yeah.
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Well, if anyone is a walking
reminder of Jack, it's me.
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Forget about what you're wearing.
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If I could dress in all brown tomorrow
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and pretend to be a tree, I would.
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- (LAUGHS) Stop.
- Just throw acorns at people.
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Miguel.
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(INSECTS CHIRPING)
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- (ENGINE STOPS)
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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- Hey, bud. What's up, man?
- (KEVIN CLAPS)
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Welcome to wedding central.
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Where is everybody?
Where's Beth, the girls?
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I dropped them at the hotel.
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It was a rough car ride.
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- Really? Deja?
- Yeah.
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She's belligerent.
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It's like I'm raising Russell Crowe.
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- (LAUGHS)
- KATE: Kevin?
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- Kevin!
- Uh-oh.
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(GRUNTS)
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No. No.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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- Um, hey, Randall.
- Okay, sis, what's up?
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- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- You all right?
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Um, I can't find Dad's Daytona T-shirt.
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It was gonna be my something old,
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and I was gonna pin it in my dress.
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- Aw.
- Wow, that's really, uh...
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- Weird? I know I am weird, Randall!
- KEVIN: Ah, no, no, no.
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- "Unique." I was gonna say "unique."
- Hold up. Wait, wa...
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- Was what I thought.
- Kate. Kate.
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- What if Toby never packed it?
- You know what we're gonna do?
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- Just call Toby. We're gonna call Toby.
- Yeah. We...
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- It's a quick phone call. Quick fix.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- We'll...
- Do not...
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- tell him that I'm freaking out.
- Who's freaking out?
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- No.
- I do not want him to worry about me.
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It's a quick phone call. Yeah.
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(WHISTLES)
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ALAN: I'm just saying, you two
have been dating for a while
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now, so why don't you just marry
the poor bastard already?
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As I told you before, Alan,
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- Monty and I are taking it slow.
- Yeah, you mean
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like the way you're slowly
draining my retirement fund
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- with those alimony payments.
- TOBY: Okay, guys, it's, uh,
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it's my wedding weekend,
so can we go 48 hours
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- without talking about alimony?
- (PHONE RINGING)
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Hey, look, it's Kevin.
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- Hey, Kev.
- KEVIN (OVER PHONE): Toby.
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- 'Sup?
- 'Sup?
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I got Randall here.
Randall wants to say 'sup.
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- 'Sup.
- 'Sup.
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KEVIN: We were just calling,
we wanted to know
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if you could remember where you packed
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our dad's Daytona T-shirt.
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Oh, my God, did I forget
to pack the T-shirt?
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I totally forgot to pack the T-shirt.
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Uh, uh, okay,
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um, I can figure out
a way to get it. Uh, uh...
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- There's still time.
- It's fine. Everything's fine.
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- Everything is great, um...
- Really?
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Yeah, really. Um...
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...it's no biggie.
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- Ciao.
- Uh, uh... okay, bye.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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(SIGHS)
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Hey, it sounds like
it's just a shirt, right?
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Yeah, well, it's not just a shirt, Ma.
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RANDALL: Okay. We'll round up
anything of Dad's we can find,
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and then, tomorrow morning,
you'll take your pick.
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Okay?
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Kate.
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It's a T-shirt.
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We can roll with this, right?
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He was more than a T-shirt.
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Okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay, so then, uh,
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you just put your PJs on, all right?
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Curl up with your favorite
Sandra Bullock movie,
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- because guess what.
- Hmm?
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- Someone's getting married tomorrow.
- RANDALL: Yeah.
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- Who?
- Right?
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- Who's getting married tomorrow?
- (LAUGHS)
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- Ah.
- All right.
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KEVIN: Mm.
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- All right.
- RANDALL: Okay.
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One of the romantic ones.
Not the one where
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they're trying to kill her
through the Internet. Spooky.
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JACK: So some of you may not know this
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but for the 22 years that
I worked for Lundy Builders,
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my wife put a folded note packed
into my briefcase every day.
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(REBECCA CHUCKLES)
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The highlight of my day in the office
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was opening one of those
little scraps of paper.
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Now, when Rebecca and I started
Big Three Homes,
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she stopped writing the lunch notes.
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But I was okay with that.
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I had the highlight of my day
right there, sitting by my side.
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Every day.
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Uh-huh.
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All right, we got nine hours
until I-do's, people.
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Little less texting, a lot more tenting.
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BETH: I was.
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All right, ladies, let's go.
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- Come on, ladies.
- (RANDALL GROANS)
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This place is a dump.
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Aunt Zoe!
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ZOE: Hey, T-bone. Hey, A-frame.
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- You look so good.
- Look at you!
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Oh, you look great. How are you?
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- Thank you.
- Hey, Zoe.
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- Hey!
- How you doing?
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- I'm good.
- Good. Girls,
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will you take your dresses
inside for me, please.
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Yes.
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Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
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Uh, I'm gonna go see
if Kevin needs anything.
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I love you. Mwah.
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So, you're just gonna,
like, look 21 forever?
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- That's your thing?
- Look who's talking.
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You got no right to still have
that body after two kids.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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- Oh, you good?
- Oh, I'm good.
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Yeah? I don't have to come to
Chicago and whup nobody's ass?
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- Mm, not this week.
- Okay.
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Thank you for doing this wedding, lady.
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Hey, any family of yours is mine, right?
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This is why I love you.
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Is that her?
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Mm-hmm. I'll tell you all about it.
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- Hopefully, over champagne.
- Mm.
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- Lots of champagne.
- Mm-mm. (CHUCKLES)
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All right, here it is,
everything old of Dad's
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I could find around the cabin
to replace the T-shirt.
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RANDALL: So you want her
to walk down the aisle
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with our old baseball bat.
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That's romantic.
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Yeah, you're right...
this is a disaster.
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A total disaster, man.
How are we gonna do...
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- KEVIN: Hey! Look, it's the bride!
- Hey.
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Uh, so we rounded up a few
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- "something old" options for you
- Yeah.
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to replace the T-shirt.
What do you think?
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- Terrific options.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thank you. But I don't need
any of this stuff.
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- I have a new plan.
- What do you mean, new plan?
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What... Where are you going?
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You know, Mom's gonna be here
with the bridesmaids, they're gonna do
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hair and makeup any minute now.
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- Okay. I'll be back soon.
- REBECCA: Hello, hello.
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- KEVIN: Hey.
- Bug!
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Happy wedding day, sweetheart.
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I'm just running an errand.
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Oh. Can somebody not run
the errand for you?
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I'll be back.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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- Did I say something wrong?
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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You said, "Happy wedding day, Bug."
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It's wedding day, bitches!
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Oh, I thought this room would be, like,
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- filled with women.
- RANDALL: No.
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Where is Kate?
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♪
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MAN: Hey! Welcome to Artisanal Scoops.
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Would you like a sample
of our new flavor?
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It's lavender balsamic.
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Um, no. Thanks.
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Uh, I used to come here with my dad.
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I think it was called Frenchie's
back then, or...
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Oh, yeah. They sold the place
a couple years ago.
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00:13:33,428 --> 00:13:34,920
Oh. Any chance you guys are still making
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that banana pudding flavor?
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No. I'm sorry.
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It was my dad's favorite.
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I was gonna buy it today
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to serve with the cake at my wedding.
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Not exactly something old, but
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an old tradition.
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Hey, we do have banana coconut.
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It's really good.
It's one of my favorites.
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No. Thanks.
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It just wouldn't...
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mean anything.
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But thanks.
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♪
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So, long before Jack and I
had our own company,
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and long before the Big Three
were around,
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I was singing
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in a bar...
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when a man walked in.
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(GENTLE INTRO PLAYS)
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♪
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♪ I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow ♪
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♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪
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♪ Leapin' and hoppin' on a moonshadow ♪
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♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪
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00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:03,320
♪ And if I ever lose my hands ♪
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♪ Lose my plough, lose my land ♪
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(AUDIO FADING): ♪ Oh, if I
ever lose my hands, oh... ♪
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Hey-o!
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REBECCA: Hey.
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- What is going on in here, Randall?
- Mm-hmm.
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I did not know that Kate hired
professional models
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- to be her bridesmaids.
- (LAUGHTER)
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I think she did, Kev, 'cause this room's
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- full of a whole lot of damn.
- BETH: Yeah, it is.
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- What do we got?
- (LAUGHS) Thank you.
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- For you.
- We brought gifts. For you.
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- RANDALL: Don't even try.
- KEVIN: Mom? Yeah.
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00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:37,520
So, uh, I just tried her again,
and her phone must be off,
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'cause it went straight to voice mail.
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- (SIGHS) We should go look for her.
- Where?
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00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:44,202
- I have an idea.
- Uh... Whoop! (CHUCKLES)
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Uh, I'm maid of honor.
I should help search.
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Maid of honor. Oh. I thought Kate said
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she didn't have a maid of honor.
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00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:53,870
Well, maybe she said that,
but she didn't mean it.
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(CHUCKLING)
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- We could... could, you know...
- No.
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- Really?
- Yeah. We're good.
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00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:02,413
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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00:16:02,578 --> 00:16:03,765
Okay (MUTTERS, CHUCKLES)
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00:16:05,788 --> 00:16:07,390
- Oh, man. She's crazy.
- Yeah, man.
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00:16:07,415 --> 00:16:08,671
Don't let me sleep with her.
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00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:12,531
So now we're waiting
for the courts to terminate
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her mom's parental rights so
that we can legally adopt her.
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00:16:15,538 --> 00:16:18,929
But she has turned
into a complete nightmare.
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00:16:19,071 --> 00:16:20,939
I can barely get a sentence out of her.
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00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:22,515
And I'm pretty sure she's wearing
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00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,913
- that sweatshirt to Kate's wedding.
- Yikes.
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00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:27,820
- Mm.
- You want me to try talking to her?
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00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:30,851
What are you, like,
the angry kid whisperer now?
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00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:33,640
Only 'cause I used to be the angry kid.
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00:16:38,244 --> 00:16:39,492
(DOOR CREAKS)
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00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:40,874
Can't believe we missed her.
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00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,312
God, this Nutella chip is insane, huh?
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00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,804
Ridonkulously good.
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00:16:47,076 --> 00:16:48,288
This is just so good.
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00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:53,195
- Mm. (GRUNTS)
- Do not drip ice cream in my car.
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00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,341
I'm not. I'm not gonna drip ice
cream in the car, okay? It's...
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00:16:55,366 --> 00:16:57,467
I understand. You love the car.
You bought it for cash.
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00:16:57,648 --> 00:16:58,788
- Thank you.
- Where are we going?
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00:16:58,898 --> 00:16:59,898
No idea.
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00:17:01,577 --> 00:17:03,106
This is a disaster, Randall.
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00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,382
This is huge. We lost the bride
on the wedding day? All right?
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00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:07,320
That's, like, the number one
don't for wedding coordinators.
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00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:08,429
Yeah.
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00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,116
You know, Beth and I play
this game sometimes,
401
00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:15,156
worst-case scenario.
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00:17:15,312 --> 00:17:18,121
It's where we say all the things
that we're afraid of out loud,
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00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:20,304
and it makes us feel better. You know?
404
00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:22,327
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm down.
- Okay.
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00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:26,029
(SIGHS) We never find Kate
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00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,032
and we have to tell Toby
that the wedding's off
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00:17:29,351 --> 00:17:33,015
and he's so shocked that he has
a heart attack and dies.
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00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:36,940
- Jesus, Randall.
- That's-that's the game.
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00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,163
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:41,101
You know, what if he
doesn't die, Randall?
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00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,085
Okay.
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00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:44,671
- But, uh...
- (CLEARS THROAT)
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00:17:45,304 --> 00:17:46,796
I mean, he could kick
her out of the apartment.
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00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:47,523
(WHISTLES)
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00:17:47,548 --> 00:17:48,396
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:50,295
Now she's forced to
find a place to live.
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00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,821
She's forced to move
in with me, all right?
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00:17:51,856 --> 00:17:53,189
It's supposed to be
temporary, of course,
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00:17:53,224 --> 00:17:55,593
- but neither one of us ever find love.
- Mm.
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00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:58,728
Right? We become one
of those creepy pairs of twins
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00:17:58,762 --> 00:18:00,093
that grows old together.
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00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:01,931
And we're at the grocery store
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00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:03,640
and people mistake us
for a married couple
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00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,635
and we don't even correct 'em
anymore because...
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00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,906
(CHUCKLES) I mean, what's the point?
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00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,187
Wow.
427
00:18:09,351 --> 00:18:11,187
- You're really good at this game.
- Thank you.
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00:18:11,212 --> 00:18:12,406
You're welcome.
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00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:18,577
Hey, what if, after Dad died,
430
00:18:19,882 --> 00:18:22,421
I got so absorbed in my own life,
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00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:26,343
with school and Beth
and the girls, that, um,
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00:18:27,348 --> 00:18:29,312
I stopped looking out for my sister?
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00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:37,077
What if...
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00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,265
uh...
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00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:43,609
what if she spent so much time
taking care of me
436
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:45,288
that she forgot to take care of herself?
437
00:18:47,288 --> 00:18:49,327
And year after year went by
and I should've...
438
00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:53,374
(SIGHS) recognized
and I should've helped her?
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00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,874
I didn't help her.
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00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:03,734
(INHALES SHARPLY)
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00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,663
(SIGHS) Randall, I do not feel better.
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00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:08,358
No.
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00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:20,139
♪
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00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:49,408
Not big on weddings?
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00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:51,901
Me neither, actually.
446
00:19:52,105 --> 00:19:53,908
I just do them to pay the bills, but...
447
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,885
(SIGHS) not really my jam.
448
00:19:56,691 --> 00:19:58,494
They're just so in your face, you know?
449
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,712
At least there's cake.
450
00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:06,629
I hope at least Randall
does a good toast.
451
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,307
I'm a sucker for a good toast.
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00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,129
Listen, you don't got to talk to me.
453
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:14,176
Okay? You're Annie
and Tess' aunt, not mine.
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00:20:14,453 --> 00:20:15,856
I'm not theirs either, actually.
455
00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:18,457
Beth is my cousin,
456
00:20:19,207 --> 00:20:21,252
so, technically, that makes...
457
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,739
Tess and Annie my...
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00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:25,836
first cousins once removed.
459
00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:28,277
But the girls like to
call me their aunt,
460
00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:30,668
'cause, Beth, she's like a sister to me.
461
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,653
'Cause her mom raised me.
462
00:20:34,326 --> 00:20:37,914
My mom dumped me in their house
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00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:39,274
when I was seven or eight.
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00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:41,180
Said she'd be back in a few weeks.
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00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:42,524
I know what you're trying to do.
466
00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:45,758
I don't care if my mom left me.
467
00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:48,486
Well, good for you. But I did.
468
00:20:49,153 --> 00:20:51,782
I was so angry, I wanted to take
it out on the whole world.
469
00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:55,196
Instead, I took it out on Beth's mom
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00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:58,212
and on Beth, on her whole family.
471
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,126
You know, somehow,
472
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,361
it was my way of being loyal to my mom.
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00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,461
God, I got real good
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00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,884
making their lives miserable.
475
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,970
Then, one morning, I don't know...
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00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:22,970
I just forgot.
477
00:21:25,193 --> 00:21:26,784
I forgot to hate 'em.
478
00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:31,601
We were all, um...
479
00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:34,032
sitting at the kitchen table,
480
00:21:34,057 --> 00:21:36,688
and Beth was saying something crazy,
481
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,246
probably about D'Angelo.
482
00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:42,133
And I started laughing.
483
00:21:44,186 --> 00:21:45,501
That was a good day.
484
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,610
The day... when it stopped
making sense...
485
00:21:54,361 --> 00:21:56,273
...hating the people who loved me.
486
00:21:57,895 --> 00:21:59,116
♪
487
00:22:01,339 --> 00:22:02,601
(SIGHS)
488
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,851
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go...
489
00:22:06,464 --> 00:22:10,374
find some pretty light and
photograph the bride's shoes.
490
00:22:11,145 --> 00:22:13,841
Did I mention weddings are not my thing?
491
00:22:20,656 --> 00:22:24,871
My love for you abounds,
and a heart attack
492
00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:27,472
- and two proposals later... Yeah? Yup.
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
493
00:22:31,157 --> 00:22:34,304
Hey there. Come on in, parentals.
494
00:22:35,099 --> 00:22:37,785
- Hey, how you doing?
- Doing good.
495
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:40,253
Was up half the night
calling Task Rabbits,
496
00:22:40,278 --> 00:22:42,363
trying to convince them
to fly Kate's dad's
497
00:22:42,388 --> 00:22:44,566
- T-shirt across the country.
- Yeah, we know.
498
00:22:44,726 --> 00:22:45,964
That's why you couldn't
have dinner with us.
499
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,589
Yeah, in the end, they all said no.
500
00:22:47,614 --> 00:22:51,535
So, apparently they are
"not up to the Task" Rabbits.
501
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,605
(LAUGHS)
502
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,413
- Can you help me with this?
- Yeah.
503
00:22:56,337 --> 00:23:00,537
Um... your mother and I,
we need you to know
504
00:23:00,562 --> 00:23:03,389
that we have concerns about Kate.
505
00:23:04,423 --> 00:23:06,318
Wha... What? Why? Stop.
506
00:23:08,277 --> 00:23:09,514
You barely know her.
507
00:23:10,718 --> 00:23:14,006
Well, it feels like you're constantly
508
00:23:14,031 --> 00:23:17,075
bending over backwards to calm her.
509
00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:20,427
Okay, yeah, it-it's...
you guys, it's a wedding.
510
00:23:20,452 --> 00:23:21,866
It's supposed to be a little stressful.
511
00:23:21,866 --> 00:23:24,012
Yeah, but the way you tiptoe around
512
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,959
to keep from setting her off,
it's just not normal, honey.
513
00:23:27,179 --> 00:23:29,863
And it feels to us like she...
514
00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:32,074
she might be a little unstable.
515
00:23:32,099 --> 00:23:34,441
Wow. Un-Unstable?
516
00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:37,535
Do-Do you remember when she broke
up with you for no reason,
517
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,965
and you had to fly across the
country to change her mind?
518
00:23:39,990 --> 00:23:41,347
Okay, that wasn't for no reason.
519
00:23:41,372 --> 00:23:42,480
Look, Toby...
520
00:23:43,595 --> 00:23:45,699
I didn't say anything when you
married your first wife.
521
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:46,894
- Dad...
- No!
522
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,234
You need to hear this.
523
00:23:48,330 --> 00:23:50,347
Now, I knew Josie wasn't good for you,
524
00:23:50,372 --> 00:23:52,188
and I held my tongue.
525
00:23:53,731 --> 00:23:56,357
And now you're gonna marry
this new woman who...
526
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,897
clearly has issues you can't fix.
527
00:23:58,922 --> 00:24:01,545
And we're worried that you're
headed down the same path.
528
00:24:01,572 --> 00:24:03,672
Toby, you remember... you-you remember
529
00:24:04,102 --> 00:24:07,610
what it was like when
things fell apart with Josie.
530
00:24:08,578 --> 00:24:12,097
Remember how you stopped going to work,
531
00:24:12,122 --> 00:24:15,269
and how I-I-I found you
532
00:24:15,294 --> 00:24:17,800
in your apartment
in the middle of a workday
533
00:24:18,259 --> 00:24:20,964
just with the curtains drawn
and just-just...
534
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,652
hiding under the covers
like a little kid.
535
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,042
(MARY SIGHS)
536
00:24:27,897 --> 00:24:30,205
Oh, sweetie, you were severely depressed
537
00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:33,595
for a very long time, and we-we just...
538
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:34,884
You know what's funny?
539
00:24:36,106 --> 00:24:37,236
Is that my whole life,
540
00:24:37,261 --> 00:24:39,728
I wanted you two to agree on something,
541
00:24:40,953 --> 00:24:43,267
and now you finally do.
542
00:24:44,487 --> 00:24:46,931
Here we are. Y-you-you agree that
543
00:24:46,956 --> 00:24:49,732
I shouldn't marry the woman
that I'm madly in love with.
544
00:24:49,758 --> 00:24:51,889
- Toby, son...
- No, Dad, listen.
545
00:24:51,914 --> 00:24:53,866
I think you need to hear this.
546
00:24:53,938 --> 00:24:56,951
Kate is not like Josie. All right?
547
00:24:56,976 --> 00:24:58,170
She would never hurt me.
548
00:24:58,195 --> 00:24:59,514
She cares about me.
549
00:25:00,315 --> 00:25:03,256
So, yeah, the wedding may be
bringing some stuff up,
550
00:25:03,281 --> 00:25:06,514
but it's not because she's unstable.
551
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:09,678
Okay, if anyone's unstable,
I'm the unstable one, right?
552
00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:14,214
Fine, I'm unstably in love
with-with Kate Pearson.
553
00:25:16,091 --> 00:25:18,178
So, here is what's gonna happen.
554
00:25:18,203 --> 00:25:20,758
You two are gonna go downstairs,
you're gonna make a decision.
555
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:24,641
All right, you're gonna decide
that-that coming to me like this
556
00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:26,466
was-was a terrible mistake.
557
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,359
All right, and you're gonna show
up to my wedding with bells on.
558
00:25:29,384 --> 00:25:30,461
Or you can decide to
559
00:25:30,461 --> 00:25:31,592
go straight on to the airport.
560
00:25:32,124 --> 00:25:33,551
Either way, in about an hour,
561
00:25:33,576 --> 00:25:35,295
I'm gonna be standing
out on the front lawn
562
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,167
watching my bride walk down the aisle.
563
00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:40,274
So... okay? Okay.
564
00:25:40,299 --> 00:25:43,014
Uh, please go.
565
00:25:44,798 --> 00:25:47,462
I mean, please help me
with this last cuff link,
566
00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:48,952
and then go.
567
00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:52,368
(SIGHS)
568
00:25:54,993 --> 00:25:56,102
(DOOR OPENS)
569
00:25:59,531 --> 00:26:00,883
Don't you look b...
570
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,301
- Uh, still no word from Kate?
- No.
571
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:05,743
(PHONE RINGING)
572
00:26:05,768 --> 00:26:07,391
- Wait.
- Oh.
573
00:26:09,794 --> 00:26:11,038
Hi, Bug.
574
00:26:11,912 --> 00:26:14,899
- KATE: Hey, Mom.
- REBECCA: Where are you?
575
00:26:19,251 --> 00:26:20,965
Okay, I've been having these dreams
576
00:26:21,128 --> 00:26:23,560
every night for the past
couple of weeks.
577
00:26:23,919 --> 00:26:26,598
We're at the cabin, at a wedding but...
578
00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:29,520
but it's not me and Toby, Mom. It's...
579
00:26:30,082 --> 00:26:31,367
it's you and Dad,
580
00:26:31,392 --> 00:26:33,062
and you're renewing your vows.
581
00:26:37,154 --> 00:26:39,218
And you're so beautiful and...
582
00:26:39,985 --> 00:26:42,155
and Dad is older and grayer,
583
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:43,380
but still Dad.
584
00:26:43,654 --> 00:26:44,772
And,
585
00:26:45,924 --> 00:26:47,858
you know, we're just... we're all there.
586
00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:50,889
And we're so happy together.
587
00:26:51,567 --> 00:26:52,670
♪
588
00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:58,953
You know, the way it was supposed to be.
589
00:27:01,106 --> 00:27:02,264
(SIGHS)
590
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:03,772
Wow.
591
00:27:04,725 --> 00:27:06,711
That sounds really
beautiful, sweetheart.
592
00:27:07,249 --> 00:27:09,672
You know, weddings
can be very emotional.
593
00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,906
They stir all kinds of things up.
594
00:27:12,374 --> 00:27:15,524
But that's why I'm glad
you have Toby now,
595
00:27:16,028 --> 00:27:18,472
to go through these kinds
of things with.
596
00:27:20,113 --> 00:27:21,759
What was he doing in the dreams?
597
00:27:22,077 --> 00:27:24,095
Probably making you laugh somehow, huh?
598
00:27:26,329 --> 00:27:27,736
No, he's not in them.
599
00:27:28,165 --> 00:27:29,189
Oh.
600
00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:32,934
Is that bad, that he's not in them?
601
00:27:32,959 --> 00:27:34,301
No, no, no. It's fine.
602
00:27:34,326 --> 00:27:37,426
I just, I figured, because,
you know, the wedding.
603
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,504
- You know, you...
- I got to go, Mom.
604
00:27:41,396 --> 00:27:42,583
(EXHALES)
605
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,844
♪
606
00:28:39,662 --> 00:28:43,452
I don't know why Toby hasn't
been in the dreams I'm having.
607
00:28:45,882 --> 00:28:48,778
But I do know that he is
the perfect guy for me, though.
608
00:28:50,819 --> 00:28:51,865
With...
609
00:28:52,657 --> 00:28:54,690
Without a doubt in my mind,
610
00:28:54,715 --> 00:28:58,342
and you wouldn't...
you wouldn't, either.
611
00:29:02,257 --> 00:29:04,892
You remember the carnival that
would come to town every summer
612
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:07,317
with those old roller coasters?
613
00:29:09,643 --> 00:29:12,026
Oh, I loved riding those with you.
614
00:29:12,770 --> 00:29:16,391
I... Feeling so scared, but
so safe, all at the same time.
615
00:29:19,903 --> 00:29:21,580
I've been holding onto that feeling
616
00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:23,624
for a really long time now.
617
00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:25,422
(SIGHS)
618
00:29:26,746 --> 00:29:28,786
That feeling of you next to me.
619
00:29:30,109 --> 00:29:31,333
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
620
00:29:34,832 --> 00:29:35,875
But, Dad...
621
00:29:37,286 --> 00:29:38,942
I'm getting married today.
622
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,270
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
623
00:29:40,295 --> 00:29:41,419
Ooh.
624
00:29:41,772 --> 00:29:44,544
And I've got to make room.
625
00:29:44,569 --> 00:29:46,273
I've got to make room for Toby.
626
00:29:46,505 --> 00:29:50,166
So I've got to... I've got
to let go a little now.
627
00:30:12,662 --> 00:30:14,497
How long have you guys been here?
628
00:30:14,643 --> 00:30:15,997
RANDALL: Just a few minutes.
629
00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:17,903
Seemed like you were having a moment.
630
00:30:18,765 --> 00:30:20,488
So you did it?
631
00:30:23,881 --> 00:30:26,389
I did. I did.
632
00:30:27,357 --> 00:30:28,911
Let's go get me married.
633
00:30:34,396 --> 00:30:36,324
You know, maybe we didn't
fail her after all.
634
00:30:36,349 --> 00:30:37,532
Are you kidding me?
635
00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:38,771
We're great brothers.
636
00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:39,989
- We are.
- (SCOFFS)
637
00:30:40,190 --> 00:30:42,358
- KATE: You guys. Guys!
- I would want me as a brother.
638
00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:43,688
Need to get married, here.
639
00:30:43,713 --> 00:30:44,503
- KEVIN: Oh.
- RANDALL: Gotcha.
640
00:30:44,503 --> 00:30:46,136
- Let's get married, here.
- Let's do that, let's do that.
641
00:30:48,749 --> 00:30:50,143
KEVIN: Oh, this is gonna be great.
642
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,994
- What are you doing?
- Guarding the door.
643
00:30:57,697 --> 00:30:59,551
Why are you making that cocky smile?
644
00:31:10,509 --> 00:31:11,834
What am I seeing?
645
00:31:12,201 --> 00:31:13,709
Did she just have a pretty dress on,
646
00:31:13,734 --> 00:31:14,842
and some lip gloss?
647
00:31:14,867 --> 00:31:15,889
We had a talk.
648
00:31:16,393 --> 00:31:18,592
Don't expect her to do
The Electric Slide tonight,
649
00:31:18,617 --> 00:31:21,355
but, uh, if we're lucky,
we might get a sentence or two.
650
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,560
Good Lord, I love my baby cousin.
651
00:31:23,904 --> 00:31:25,404
- (CHUCKLES)
- Oh, thank you.
652
00:31:28,776 --> 00:31:29,912
Oh, Kate.
653
00:31:31,001 --> 00:31:32,143
Hi.
654
00:31:33,283 --> 00:31:36,049
You look stunning.
655
00:31:36,074 --> 00:31:38,019
That dress is just...
656
00:31:39,658 --> 00:31:40,721
Perfect.
657
00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:43,049
I mean, it's gonna be perfect
in the setting.
658
00:31:43,074 --> 00:31:44,502
Not that it wouldn't be perfect anywhere
659
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:46,019
because it's a beautiful dress.
660
00:31:46,044 --> 00:31:47,301
- Mom.
- But it's...
661
00:31:47,887 --> 00:31:51,316
- I know. Are you okay?
- Yeah.
662
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,807
I just, uh...
663
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,879
I feel really bad for upsetting
you on the phone earlier.
664
00:31:55,904 --> 00:31:57,513
Oh, no, you didn't.
665
00:31:57,538 --> 00:31:59,692
I was going through my own thing.
666
00:32:00,446 --> 00:32:01,553
Okay.
667
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:03,858
I just, I want...
668
00:32:04,647 --> 00:32:06,420
I want today to be perfect for you
669
00:32:06,445 --> 00:32:08,217
in every way that you've
ever dreamed about.
670
00:32:08,242 --> 00:32:10,647
And I know that sometimes
I can make you...
671
00:32:11,618 --> 00:32:12,678
You know...
672
00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,940
So I'm just... I want to stay
out of your way, okay?
673
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,938
Mom, I know that our stuff...
674
00:32:25,332 --> 00:32:27,909
it can be complicated sometimes.
675
00:32:30,004 --> 00:32:31,191
But it's because...
676
00:32:31,568 --> 00:32:34,917
all that I've ever wanted
was to be like you.
677
00:32:37,049 --> 00:32:38,908
I want to be a singer like you.
678
00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,282
I want to be a mom like you.
679
00:32:42,682 --> 00:32:45,759
I want to have a marriage like yours.
680
00:32:49,348 --> 00:32:50,860
Mom, you are not...
681
00:32:51,295 --> 00:32:54,756
You are not in my way. You are my way.
682
00:32:56,229 --> 00:32:58,789
- Sweetheart...
- No. No cry...
683
00:32:58,806 --> 00:33:00,103
- No crying. We have to get to
- Okay, okay.
684
00:33:00,128 --> 00:33:02,695
- the wedding first before you cry.
- I know, but...
685
00:33:02,775 --> 00:33:05,199
♪ Covered in everything ♪
686
00:33:05,224 --> 00:33:08,793
- ♪ Coveted all at once... ♪
- Dad, can I ask you something?
687
00:33:08,818 --> 00:33:09,894
Anything.
688
00:33:10,927 --> 00:33:12,464
Can I marry you one day?
689
00:33:12,921 --> 00:33:14,191
(CHUCKLES)
690
00:33:14,876 --> 00:33:19,589
♪ Everything all at once ♪
691
00:33:21,861 --> 00:33:24,418
♪ But I would fake ♪
692
00:33:24,479 --> 00:33:26,246
♪ I would hate ♪
693
00:33:26,984 --> 00:33:28,430
♪ I would break ♪
694
00:33:28,455 --> 00:33:31,503
♪ Every inch of my love ♪
695
00:33:31,657 --> 00:33:36,461
♪ But I would fake, I would hate ♪
696
00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,290
♪ I would break ♪
697
00:33:38,315 --> 00:33:41,274
♪ Every inch of my love ♪
698
00:33:41,564 --> 00:33:43,907
♪ Every inch of my love... ♪
699
00:33:44,530 --> 00:33:47,595
JACK: I'm sorry, baby, that's...
not really how it works.
700
00:33:48,469 --> 00:33:49,735
But...
701
00:33:51,726 --> 00:33:53,769
But you want to know the exciting part?
702
00:33:54,343 --> 00:33:57,078
One day, a long time from now,
703
00:33:57,449 --> 00:34:00,095
you're gonna meet someone
who's better than me.
704
00:34:01,194 --> 00:34:05,275
He's gonna be stronger and handsomer
705
00:34:06,057 --> 00:34:07,845
and even better at board games than me.
706
00:34:07,870 --> 00:34:08,936
(YOUNG KATE LAUGHS)
707
00:34:09,294 --> 00:34:10,745
JACK: And when you find him,
708
00:34:10,847 --> 00:34:12,410
when you find that guy,
709
00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:14,792
that's the guy you're gonna marry.
710
00:34:14,897 --> 00:34:17,633
Oh, and he's one lucky guy,
711
00:34:17,951 --> 00:34:20,618
the guy that gets to marry you,
Katie girl.
712
00:34:22,817 --> 00:34:25,322
And your mom and me,
we're gonna be there, you know.
713
00:34:25,587 --> 00:34:26,908
Just to check him out.
714
00:34:27,888 --> 00:34:30,565
Make sure he's as good at board games
715
00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:32,112
as you think that he is.
716
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:34,706
♪ That you probably meant for us... ♪
717
00:34:36,153 --> 00:34:37,698
And, assuming that he is,
718
00:34:40,266 --> 00:34:42,230
I'll get to walk you down the aisle.
719
00:34:44,414 --> 00:34:46,081
And I may even cry a little. (CHUCKLES)
720
00:34:46,357 --> 00:34:47,323
(CHUCKLES)
721
00:34:47,348 --> 00:34:49,737
♪ And I saw the peaks on my own ♪
722
00:34:50,557 --> 00:34:54,519
♪ That you probably meant for us ♪
723
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,745
♪ And I tore the fear from my bones ♪
724
00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:04,881
♪ That you probably never lost. ♪
725
00:35:08,312 --> 00:35:09,442
♪
726
00:35:23,552 --> 00:35:24,716
Watch it.
727
00:35:28,826 --> 00:35:31,349
You know, I still don't
understand what Zoe said to her.
728
00:35:31,374 --> 00:35:33,475
Me neither. But who cares?
729
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,052
- She's magic.
- Mm-hmm.
730
00:35:36,586 --> 00:35:37,942
- I told you.
- This is good.
731
00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:40,958
You three are Beth
and Randall's girls, right?
732
00:35:41,178 --> 00:35:42,458
Yes, we are.
733
00:35:42,522 --> 00:35:45,153
Oh, you two are the
spitting image of your mother.
734
00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:47,977
But you, you look just like your father.
735
00:35:48,106 --> 00:35:49,231
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
736
00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:52,818
So what's good over here, hmm?
737
00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:02,817
♪
738
00:36:09,425 --> 00:36:13,575
Uh... excuse me, everyone. Hi.
739
00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:16,989
I'm Kevin. I'm Kate's brother,
and it is toast time.
740
00:36:17,736 --> 00:36:18,927
So...
741
00:36:21,358 --> 00:36:22,536
Um...
742
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,122
To, uh...
743
00:36:29,742 --> 00:36:33,575
My, uh, my brother and I
have been going,
744
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,067
uh, well, a little bit crazy
the past couple of days.
745
00:36:36,092 --> 00:36:37,200
Um...
746
00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:40,333
W-We were going crazy
'cause we-we wanted make sure
747
00:36:40,358 --> 00:36:42,310
that this day was perfect for you, Kate.
748
00:36:43,732 --> 00:36:46,403
And the reason we wanted to make
sure this day was absolutely perfect
749
00:36:46,428 --> 00:36:48,669
for you is because that's...
750
00:36:50,349 --> 00:36:51,638
that's what Dad would've done.
751
00:36:51,663 --> 00:36:53,130
He would've made it perfect for you.
752
00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:56,208
And, uh...
753
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,560
If he were here,
754
00:36:57,585 --> 00:36:59,411
he definitely would've looked at you
755
00:37:00,322 --> 00:37:02,208
and he would've said, "Katie girl...
756
00:37:04,505 --> 00:37:05,755
in your life...
757
00:37:06,008 --> 00:37:08,185
you have never looked more beautiful...
758
00:37:08,956 --> 00:37:10,388
than you do right now."
759
00:37:11,406 --> 00:37:13,185
And he would've been right, by the way.
760
00:37:13,896 --> 00:37:15,099
You're beautiful.
761
00:37:17,175 --> 00:37:20,849
Um... Mom, Randall,
762
00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:21,927
uh...
763
00:37:22,182 --> 00:37:25,153
earlier last year, Kate said
something to me that was,
764
00:37:25,589 --> 00:37:27,333
well, profound, uh...
765
00:37:28,410 --> 00:37:31,192
She said, "Kevin, if you
don't allow yourself to...
766
00:37:31,539 --> 00:37:33,270
to grieve Dad's death,
767
00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:36,177
it'll be like taking
a giant breath in and just...
768
00:37:36,977 --> 00:37:38,286
holding it there
769
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,083
for the rest of your life."
770
00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:46,027
I... At the time, I didn't want
to hear any of that. You know...
771
00:37:46,747 --> 00:37:48,294
I... I didn't. Um...
772
00:37:48,319 --> 00:37:51,435
but here we are. It's one DUI
and a rehab stint later,
773
00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:54,195
and I-I'm-I'm thinking maybe
you were on to something
774
00:37:55,133 --> 00:37:57,278
- when you said that to me, um...
- (LIGHT CHUCKLES)
775
00:37:58,614 --> 00:38:01,747
I think we've all been
holding our breath
776
00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:04,919
for a long time. And, um...
777
00:38:05,232 --> 00:38:07,495
So before we toast Toby and Kate,
778
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,721
before we clink our glasses,
779
00:38:08,746 --> 00:38:11,915
I think that the four of us should, uh,
780
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,841
release that breath together.
781
00:38:15,928 --> 00:38:18,429
I think it's important that
we do that, that we just let go
782
00:38:18,454 --> 00:38:20,520
of those things we've
been holding onto, so...
783
00:38:21,941 --> 00:38:23,161
So here we go.
784
00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:26,621
(DEEP INHALE)
785
00:38:28,778 --> 00:38:30,169
(SLOW EXHALE)
786
00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:34,067
(DEEP INHALE)
787
00:38:34,553 --> 00:38:35,645
(SLOW EXHALE)
788
00:38:35,702 --> 00:38:36,856
(EXHALE)
789
00:38:37,814 --> 00:38:39,028
(EXHALING)
790
00:38:43,816 --> 00:38:45,051
- Okay.
- (LIGHT CHUCKLES)
791
00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:47,633
KEVIN: I, uh...
792
00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:48,966
I think my time is up.
793
00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:51,418
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
794
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,178
Toby, Kate...
795
00:38:55,552 --> 00:38:56,692
I love you both so much.
796
00:38:56,717 --> 00:38:58,770
I really do. I am so happy
for you. I'm proud.
797
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,730
And I-I'm sorry my toast was weird.
798
00:39:01,186 --> 00:39:03,145
I'm not an expert on marriage at all,
799
00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:05,805
but, um, this next young gentleman is,
800
00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:07,981
my brother Randall. Please come save me.
801
00:39:08,545 --> 00:39:10,255
Save your brother. Come on, young man.
802
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,895
Ladies and gentlemen, Randall Pearson,
803
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,591
my brother.
804
00:39:14,616 --> 00:39:16,751
Oh man! You did good.
805
00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:18,028
There you go.
806
00:39:18,053 --> 00:39:19,317
(APPLAUSE)
807
00:39:19,408 --> 00:39:20,536
Um...
808
00:39:21,557 --> 00:39:25,755
Those of you who know me,
know that I'm big on control.
809
00:39:28,182 --> 00:39:30,731
It's taken me 37 years
to accept the fact
810
00:39:30,756 --> 00:39:32,435
that there's absolutely zero point
811
00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:34,263
in trying to control the future.
812
00:39:35,013 --> 00:39:36,677
'Cause nobody knows where we'll be.
813
00:39:38,227 --> 00:39:39,778
Not even a year from now.
814
00:39:40,442 --> 00:39:42,060
CAPTAIN (OVER P.A.):
Well, folks, we'll be landing
815
00:39:42,085 --> 00:39:44,380
in Vietnam shortly, where it's a balmy
816
00:39:44,405 --> 00:39:45,810
85 degrees.
817
00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:47,645
♪
818
00:39:55,896 --> 00:39:56,966
Hey, babe.
819
00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,989
I just spoke to the doctor.
820
00:40:00,014 --> 00:40:01,481
He wants you to come in tomorrow,
821
00:40:01,594 --> 00:40:03,153
talk about adjusting your meds.
822
00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:10,005
But... what we can control
823
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,224
are the people we choose.
824
00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:13,825
Choosing our people
825
00:40:13,850 --> 00:40:17,239
is the closest we come
to controlling our destiny.
826
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:19,919
Where's Deja?
827
00:40:21,279 --> 00:40:24,169
RANDALL: Because... while
everything else may change,
828
00:40:24,783 --> 00:40:26,474
if you choose right,
829
00:40:28,108 --> 00:40:29,700
your people will stay the same.
830
00:40:34,868 --> 00:40:36,255
Whether that's tonight
831
00:40:36,773 --> 00:40:38,591
or a year from now,
832
00:40:38,665 --> 00:40:41,552
or ten years from now...
833
00:40:43,466 --> 00:40:45,294
It's time to go see her, Tess.
834
00:40:46,742 --> 00:40:47,997
I'm not ready.
835
00:40:49,849 --> 00:40:51,044
Me neither.
836
00:40:55,114 --> 00:40:56,317
RANDALL: Katie girl,
837
00:40:56,744 --> 00:40:57,880
Tobias,
838
00:40:58,516 --> 00:40:59,888
when I look at you,
839
00:40:59,913 --> 00:41:03,310
I know in my bones
that in choosing each other,
840
00:41:04,510 --> 00:41:05,778
you have chosen
841
00:41:05,803 --> 00:41:07,036
perfectly.
842
00:41:09,147 --> 00:41:10,310
(SOFTLY): Yes.
843
00:41:10,483 --> 00:41:11,683
To Kate and Toby.
844
00:41:11,708 --> 00:41:13,142
Kate and Toby.
845
00:41:13,927 --> 00:41:15,368
- (CHEERS, APPLAUSE)
- Come here.
846
00:41:18,447 --> 00:41:19,653
♪
847
00:42:05,612 --> 00:42:07,145
I liked your toast.
848
00:42:08,574 --> 00:42:11,356
I've, um, always been a sucker
for a good toast.
849
00:42:12,517 --> 00:42:14,536
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
850
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:18,538
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