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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,435 Survival of the fittest. 2 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,808 It's the law of the jungle. 3 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,728 There's always someone trying to take what's yours. 4 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:00,942 How do I know? 5 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,728 It almost happened to me. 6 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:13,948 Hi-yah! 7 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,125 Tim Templeton... 8 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,544 quit monkeying around. 9 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,333 Hot dogs are getting cold. 10 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:25,706 Hot dogs? 11 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,882 At least, this is how I remember it. 12 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,131 All right, buddy, let's eat. 13 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,093 You see, I was seven years old... 14 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:34,223 and back then, you relied on your imagination. 15 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,181 When I wasn't exploring the Congo... 16 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,471 I was a deep sea diver. 17 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,729 Tim! 18 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,850 Our hero! 19 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,227 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. 20 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,273 I got this! 21 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,109 Grab on! 22 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,696 Some days, I rescued my parents. 23 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,042 That way! 24 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,709 Other days, they rescued me. 25 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,579 - I'm losing control. - Tim, look out! 26 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,629 Tree! 27 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:09,630 You're breaking up! 28 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:10,711 Slow down, Tim! 29 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,126 - Turn, Tim. - Turn! 30 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,432 - Are you hurt? - I'm okay. 31 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,719 Show Mommy your teeth. 32 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,562 It was just the three of us. 33 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:19,967 The Templetons. 34 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,305 And three is the perfect number. 35 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,481 Interesting fact... 36 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:26,280 did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature? 37 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,946 I was the luckiest kid ever. 38 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,278 My parents even had cool jobs. 39 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,164 They worked for the biggest pet company in the world... 40 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,242 Puppy Co. 41 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,246 - Yes, Mr. Francis? - Puppy Co needs you. 42 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,328 It's go time. 43 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,832 They worked in a department called "Marketing..." 44 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,165 where they got to launch new products. 45 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,049 Even though my parents worked really hard... 46 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,721 they still made just enough time for me. 47 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,684 Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right? 48 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:04,725 You got it! 49 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,270 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 50 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:13,822 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 51 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,361 All your life 52 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:21,035 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 53 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,632 Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? 54 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,961 No, thanks. I'm enough. 55 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:38,182 Life was good. Life was perfect. 56 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,968 But as I drifted off to sleep... 57 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:43,102 something my parents said got me thinking. 58 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,310 Where do babies come from? 59 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:24,761 The day I got a little brother started like any other day... 60 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,466 but little did I know... 61 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:30,563 my life would never be the same. 62 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:33,439 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 63 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:35,016 Wake up, little halflings! 64 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,022 Morning, Wizzie! 65 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:39,733 What great adventure lies in wait for you today? 66 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:41,526 Oh, yeah! 67 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:48,117 My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. 68 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,367 But I clearly remember... 69 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,833 the baby was delivered in a taxi. 70 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,475 What the... 71 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,606 Hey! 72 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,340 Tim, look who's here. 73 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:48,641 Meet your new baby brother. 74 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:49,927 Baby what? 75 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,350 Brother. 76 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,310 I had a million questions. 77 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,310 Who is this guy? Why is he here? 78 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,442 What's with that outfit? 79 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,898 Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me? 80 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,769 Does he know karate? What's going on? 81 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,611 That way? 82 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,652 - Okay. - Okay. 83 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,423 Right from the start, he was yelling at people... 84 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:10,237 ordering everyone around. 85 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,832 Oh, you want this? 86 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:15,657 One thing was clear. He was the boss. 87 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,580 He set up his office, right smack dab in the middle of the house. 88 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:21,996 He conducted meetings. 89 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,884 - You called? - Do you need Señor Squeaky? 90 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,507 Lots and lots of meetings. 91 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,220 Even in the middle of the night. 92 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,644 I'm up! I'm up! 93 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,200 - We're coming! - We'll be right there! 94 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:38,444 If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... 95 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,985 he had a fit. 96 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:51,202 - Where's the bottle? - He has to have his bottle! 97 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,030 He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger. 98 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,656 Everyone except for me. 99 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,834 - Diaper! - Bottle! 100 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,372 - Diaper! - Bottle! 101 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,495 Dad! I can't sleep. 102 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,213 I know, bud. Me neither. 103 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,503 The baby needs a lot of attention right now. 104 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,667 Okay, good talk! 105 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,924 - But... - It's okay. 106 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,086 Daddy's here. Daddy's here. 107 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,469 What about me? 108 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,177 The year: 2057. 109 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:21,484 Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating a hostile alien invasion. 110 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,626 It's so much worse than we thought. 111 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,181 Mom, he's naked! 112 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:01,429 I'm naked! 113 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,726 Say "naked." 114 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,769 No! 115 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,069 Who's Mommy's little cutie? Are you Mommy's little cutie? 116 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,450 No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right? 117 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,198 You know one of us has to go with Mr. Francis to the pet convention. 118 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,661 In Vegas. 119 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,951 - You know what? You should go. - No, no. You should go. 120 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,125 Well, you need a break. 121 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,808 - I'll stay with the baby, and you... - Maybe the baby should decide. 122 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,252 Who do you want to stay with you? Daddy or Mommy? 123 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,594 Or Daddy? 124 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,169 He wants his mommy. 125 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:32,014 Okay, we need to talk! 126 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,225 In private. 127 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,854 - Sure. - About what, bud? 128 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,887 About the b-a-b-e-e. 129 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:40,975 "Y," Tim. 130 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,846 Why? Because he came out of nowhere! 131 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,023 We don't even know him. 132 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,401 How can we trust him? 133 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,147 Come on, he's just a baby. 134 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:53,189 Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks there's something weird about this guy? 135 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,319 - Oopsie! I got it. - Five-second rule. 136 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,790 Tim? 137 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,342 Look at him! He wears a suit! 138 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,128 I know. Isn't it cute? He's like a little man. 139 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,132 He carries a briefcase. 140 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,094 Does no else think that's... 141 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,394 I don't know, a little freaky? 142 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,144 Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like... 143 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,682 This is not about Lam-Lam. 144 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,101 All babies are different, Tim. 145 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,555 And each one is special. 146 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,475 He's taking over the whole house! 147 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,984 Are you taking over the house? 148 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,815 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 149 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,660 Trust me, one day you're gonna get to know this little guy... 150 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,328 and you are gonna love him with all of your heart. 151 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,367 Just like we do. 152 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,163 All of your heart? 153 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,881 Never. 154 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,729 Hello! 155 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,360 It's time for my three stories, five hugs, and special song! 156 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,744 How about one story... 157 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,912 three hugs, and my special song? 158 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,665 Just my special song? 159 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,245 Mom? 160 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,924 Dad? 161 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,378 Hey. 162 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,176 What happened to bedtime? 163 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,603 We'll have it on Monday, Mr. Francis. 164 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,470 Don't cry! Don't cry. 165 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:51,646 Hello? 166 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,698 Hello? No, ma'am, not yet. 167 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,155 No, I'm not making excuses. 168 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:09,123 Yes, ma'am, I know I've been here a long time. 169 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,504 Believe me, it feels like my whole life. 170 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,633 I'm making great progress with the parents already. 171 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:25,136 The usual procedure, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. 172 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,970 They're very disoriented. 173 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,595 I've got them eating out of the palm of my hand. 174 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,023 They do everything for me. 175 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,312 It's hilarious. 176 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,935 But I think the kid might be on to me. 177 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,982 No, I can handle him. 178 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,356 I know how important this mission is to the company. 179 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,744 Mission? 180 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,740 Well, trust me, ma'am. You got the right baby for this job. 181 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,333 Hands up, devil baby! 182 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,368 Fart! Poop! Doodie! 183 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,576 I've gotta deal with the k-i-d. 184 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,624 You can talk! 185 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,172 Uh, goo-goo ga-ga. 186 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,461 No, you can really talk. I heard you! 187 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,684 Fine. I can talk. 188 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,027 Now, let's see if you can listen. 189 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,261 Get me a double espresso... 190 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,364 and see if there's someplace around here with decent sushi. 191 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:09,598 I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. 192 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,351 Get yourself a little something. 193 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,023 Who are you? 194 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,731 Let's just say I'm the boss. 195 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,193 The boss? You're a baby! You wear a diaper. 196 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,945 You know who else wears diapers? 197 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,527 Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who. 198 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,073 It's called efficiency, Templeton. 199 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:30,036 The average toddler spends, what? 45 hours a year on the potty? 200 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,538 I'm the boss. I don't have that kind of spare time. 201 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,252 Well, you're not the boss of me. 202 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,542 - I am the boss of you. - No, you're not. 203 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,706 - Am, too. - Are not. 204 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,014 - Am, too! - Are not! 205 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,919 - Am, too. - Are not! 206 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,085 - Am, too. - Are not! 207 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,513 Am, too. Am, too. 208 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,761 Am, too. Am, too. 209 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:46,932 I was here first. 210 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,180 Just wait until Mom and Dad find out about this. 211 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,683 Oh, yeah? You think they'd pick you over me? 212 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,345 With your track record? 213 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,983 You don't know anything about me. 214 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,896 So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Let's see. 215 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,611 Templeton, Timothy. Middle name... 216 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,530 I'm sorry. 217 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,531 Leslie! 218 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,452 - Mostly C's... - How do you know all that? 219 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,741 Can't ride a bike without training wheels? 220 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,795 Even bears can ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie. 221 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:15,835 DOB says you're seven. 222 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,134 Seven and a half. 223 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,091 Power nap! You were saying? 224 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,709 I'm seven and a half. 225 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,376 Exactly! You're old. 226 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,474 It's time to make way for the next generation. 227 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,891 It's the way of the world. 228 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,349 You would never ask your parents for an old toy. 229 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,430 Lam-Lam? 230 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,660 Everyone wants the hot, new thing. 231 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,314 Destroy. Destroy. 232 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,902 - Lam-Lam! - I've got fresh batteries. 233 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,058 Boom! 234 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,816 Mom and Dad don't even know you. 235 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,278 They love me! 236 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,897 Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid. 237 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,454 There's only so much love to go around. 238 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,488 It's like these beads. 239 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,082 You used to have all your parents' love. 240 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,498 All their time. All their attention. 241 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,747 You had all the beads. 242 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,459 But then I came along. 243 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,499 Babies take up a lot of time. 244 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,963 They need a lot of attention. They get all the love. 245 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,915 We could share. 246 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,225 You obviously didn't go to business school. 247 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,468 Look, Templeton, the numbers just don't add up. 248 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,936 There's not enough love for the two of us. 249 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,307 Not enough beads to go around. 250 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:23,024 And then, all of a sudden, there's no place for Tim. 251 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,686 Tim doesn't fit anymore. 252 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,155 Oh, no! What about Tim? 253 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,868 So keep quiet. Stay out of my way. 254 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,751 Or there's gonna be cutbacks. 255 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,044 You can't be fired from your own family. 256 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,877 Can you? 257 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:09,109 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 258 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,244 Wake up, little half... 259 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,866 What's the use? 260 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,285 Arise for a nutritious breakfast! 261 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,748 It's 7:00 a.m. 262 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,007 What's wrong, Timothy? 263 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,087 Has that little dwarf made you blue? 264 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,591 Mm-hmm. 265 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,394 Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! 266 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,888 He shall not pass! 267 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,431 It's no use, Wizzie. 268 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,434 He's got Mom and Dad completely fooled. 269 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,476 If they knew what I knew, they'd never let him stay. 270 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,405 Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. 271 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,691 With a great curse! 272 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,145 They shall not pass! 273 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,025 Yeah. I need to enlighten them... 274 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,411 with proof! 275 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,029 That's what I need, proof! 276 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,375 Expose his dark magic! 277 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,248 Testing, testing. 278 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:07,755 Testing, testing. 279 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,564 Maybe they can return him to the store... 280 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:13,893 and get their money back! 281 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,547 We could buy a bouncy house! 282 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:20,097 Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m. 283 00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:27,732 Ninja. 284 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:30,943 Ninja. 285 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,332 Ninja. 286 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,300 Ninja. 287 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,689 Babies everywhere! They're spreading. 288 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,315 Mom! Dad! What's going on? 289 00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,492 It's an invasion! 290 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,000 It's a play date! 291 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,794 That's a keeper. 292 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,462 It's a meeting, and you won't be attending. 293 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,553 We'll see about that. 294 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:41,256 Thank you all for coming here on such short notice. 295 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,556 Now, before we begin... 296 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,480 Yes, sir! 297 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,849 - Sure is! - Affirmative! 298 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,555 Jimbo, run some interference. 299 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,267 Hey! 300 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,986 - We babies are having a crisis! - Oh, no! 301 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,237 - That's awful! - Horrible! 302 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,399 What is it? 303 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,316 It's simpler if I just show you. Teddy, if you please. 304 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,026 Let's put on a show. 305 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,413 Here we go! 306 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,714 Jimbo, hit the lights. 307 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,841 You see, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. 308 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,748 Why? Have we been bad? 309 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:13,836 No, Staci. 310 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,671 But I'll tell you who is. 311 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:19,136 Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies! 312 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,676 No! That's exactly the problem. 313 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,313 Puppies? What's the deal with puppies? 314 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,560 Throughout history... 315 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:30,902 people have loved babies more than anything in the world. 316 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,689 We've always been a must-have item... 317 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,153 number one on every wish list. 318 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:38,114 Puppies were merely accessories. 319 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,907 But all that changed when the puppies began coming out... 320 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,121 with new designer models. 321 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,872 Each one more adorable than the last. 322 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:49,835 Remember the Labradoodle? 323 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,175 The Peekapoo? 324 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,090 The Chiweenie? Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling. 325 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,816 Not possible. Don't waste your time. 326 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,550 We all laughed at the Shar Pei. 327 00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:01,426 And now it's number one in China. 328 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,013 - Oh, no. - That's terrible! 329 00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:04,895 - Horrible! - Yes. 330 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,392 And it gets even worse. 331 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,313 Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co, made this announcement. 332 00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:11,814 Teddy, roll the clip. 333 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,975 And we are on schedule... 334 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:17,614 to release the most adorable puppy ever. 335 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:21,573 We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! 336 00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:23,035 Watch out, world! 337 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,665 It's gonna crush the competition! 338 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:27,875 - Yay! - No, Jimbo. 339 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:30,213 No "yay"! We are the competition! 340 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,749 This is war. 341 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,342 Puppies are winning, and babies are losing. 342 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:35,338 Thank you, Teddy. 343 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,589 And if this new puppy is as cute as we fear... 344 00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:40,261 it could put the baby business out of business, baby. 345 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,430 That's awful! 346 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,508 Bad news, baby! 347 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:44,013 What are we going to do? 348 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,514 My job is to find out exactly what that new puppy is... 349 00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:48,347 so that Baby Corp can stop it. 350 00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,852 And you're going to help me. 351 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:50,773 - Genius! - Home run! 352 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:51,901 You still got it, boss! 353 00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:52,807 Yay! 354 00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:53,695 Yay. 355 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,730 Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co. 356 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:58,074 So have you learned anything from them? 357 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,490 - Yes, sir! - Sure did! 358 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:00,778 Fantastic. Triplets, go! 359 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:01,741 - A. - B. 360 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:02,780 - C. - D. 361 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,203 No, what have you learned about the new puppy? 362 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,492 Yay, puppy! 363 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,375 No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil. 364 00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:09,832 Staci, read back the notes. 365 00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:12,422 I can't read. What's it say? 366 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,552 This is my team? 367 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,468 A muscle-head, a bunch of yes men, and a doodler? 368 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:21,417 - Exactly! - Affirmative! 369 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,256 Good call. 370 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:23,391 - Oh, yeah! - Nice one, BB! 371 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,637 Gotcha! 372 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:28,808 Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers. 373 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,519 - Let's have another show! - No, Teddy! 374 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,389 - How about a hug? - No more shows! 375 00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:33,136 Boss? 376 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:35,727 - There's plenty of love to go around. - Go to sleep! 377 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:36,942 Nighty-night. 378 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:37,942 - Boss! - Boss! 379 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:38,983 - What? - Parents! 380 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,779 It's like they're having their own little meeting. 381 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,908 - Isn't that adorable? - Who wants dessert? 382 00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,211 God, this is so humiliating. 383 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,997 God, this is so humiliating. 384 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,542 Wait until Mom and Dad hear this. 385 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,418 Hey, Templeton, what you got there? 386 00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:03,629 Nothing. 387 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:04,965 Hand over the tape. 388 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,261 Never! 389 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,564 Mom! Dad! Over here! 390 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,816 - Hi, Timmy! - Hi! Anyway... 391 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:23,526 Flower power! 392 00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:29,125 You can't get away from Johnny Law, simpleton. 393 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,538 Fasten your seat belt. Let's go! 394 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:42,345 Run, run, run. 395 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,054 What? Hey! 396 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,138 Uh-oh. 397 00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:57,441 Run, run, run. 398 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,979 Catch, catch, catch. 399 00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:06,404 Yes! 400 00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:12,368 Oh, yeah! 401 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,749 Let go, you little... 402 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,041 Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along. 403 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,375 That's nice. 404 00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:38,404 Sayonara! 405 00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:42,732 You wanna play? 406 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:44,317 Let's play. 407 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,121 No! 408 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:53,616 Save Boss! Save Boss! 409 00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:58,075 - Get him! - I got him! 410 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,123 - I got him! - I got him! 411 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,589 You're toast, baby man! 412 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,633 Upsies, I need upsies! 413 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,847 Who wants... 414 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,020 Cheese sticks! 415 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,233 Mom, Dad! I've got proof! 416 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,740 Someone can't go down the stairs? 417 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,279 Nothing can stop me! 418 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,590 Mom! Dad! Where are you guys? 419 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:47,760 Hello? 420 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:49,168 Where did everyone go? 421 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,223 Mom, Dad! The baby can talk! 422 00:25:52,261 --> 00:25:54,051 Oh, can he now? 423 00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:55,506 Wait, how did you... 424 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:56,846 Hand over the tape, Timmy. 425 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,390 Or Lam-Lam gets it, see? 426 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:00,349 No! 427 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,774 What's that, Lam-Lam? You want a nose ring? 428 00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:05,653 It's really not my scene, but who am I to judge? 429 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,860 And an eyebrow ring? Seems like a little too much, Lam-Lam. 430 00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,362 How's that gonna look in a job interview? 431 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:13,366 Stop it! 432 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:15,447 The tape, Timmy! Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip. 433 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:16,742 No! Let go! 434 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:17,905 - You let go! - You let go! 435 00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:19,433 - Give me the tape! - Give me Lam-Lam! 436 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,381 Whoops! Too far. 437 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,633 Templeton! Templeton, let's be reasonable. 438 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:28,670 We can be reasonable, right? What are you doing? 439 00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:30,804 You've been asking for this since you got here! 440 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:32,681 We can talk about this over a juice box! 441 00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:34,388 Time for juice boxes is over. 442 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,848 No, Templeton. You wouldn't. 443 00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:39,139 Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired! 444 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,063 What are you doing? 445 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,100 Nothing. 446 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:46,404 My proof! 447 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,230 Tim! Explain yourself! 448 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:49,485 Yes, explain yourself. 449 00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,316 It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault. 450 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,571 The baby's fault? 451 00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,363 It's true! He can talk. 452 00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:57,239 They all can talk. They were having a meeting. 453 00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:58,553 There's something about puppies. 454 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,867 It's one big baby con-spy-racy! 455 00:27:00,913 --> 00:27:02,713 Timothy Leslie Templeton! 456 00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:04,328 We are very disappointed in you. 457 00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:06,884 - No, we're mad at you! - Exactly, we're mad at you. 458 00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:08,629 - Mad? - You need a time-out! 459 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,550 - You're grounded! - Yes, grounded! 460 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:11,719 - For two... - Three! 461 00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:12,877 - Three days? - Weeks! 462 00:27:12,925 --> 00:27:14,305 Weeks! Three weeks! 463 00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:16,303 For three... evers! 464 00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:17,225 Grounded? 465 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:20,102 You're gonna stay in this house with your baby brother... 466 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,480 until you learn to get along. 467 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:24,727 Great. 468 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,982 It was my first time behind bars. 469 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,815 The big house. 470 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,190 The lock-up. 471 00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:35,449 Grounded for life. 472 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:39,776 The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days. 473 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,656 Every man has his breaking point. 474 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,707 This was mine. 475 00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:48,292 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 476 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:52,509 - Take these broken wings and learn to fly - Hey, that's my song. 477 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:55,431 All your life 478 00:27:56,260 --> 00:28:00,470 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 479 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,141 It's okay, little halfling. 480 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:05,773 Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 481 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:10,443 Blackbird singing in the dead of night! 482 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:15,112 Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! 483 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,863 Fly, you fools! 484 00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:18,025 Thanks, Wizzie. 485 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,529 But it's not the same. 486 00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:23,366 If only I could reach my magical shank. 487 00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,912 I could break us out of this big house. 488 00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:29,584 Templeton! 489 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,681 Templeton, we have to talk. 490 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,720 Go away. 491 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:49,516 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 492 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:52,358 Stop it! 493 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,109 That's my song, not yours. 494 00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:56,071 My parents wrote it just for me. 495 00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:58,491 Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney? 496 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:00,910 No, Ted and Janice. 497 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,369 You don't even know their names! 498 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:04,119 You're just trying to steal them from me. 499 00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:05,501 You stole everything! 500 00:29:05,537 --> 00:29:07,207 You're the one who should be in jail! 501 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:11,290 Look, it's time we put our differences aside. 502 00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:15,845 Have you been... 503 00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:16,881 No! 504 00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:20,428 Where's HR when you need them? 505 00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:50,545 Take it. 506 00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,422 I don't want your filthy money. 507 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,749 Look, I told you to stay out of my way. 508 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,765 I can't! You're in my house. 509 00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:58,047 I don't wanna be here... 510 00:29:58,090 --> 00:29:59,880 any more than you want me to be here. 511 00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:01,895 Then why are you torturing me? 512 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:04,547 The truth is I'm no ordinary baby. 513 00:30:04,596 --> 00:30:05,596 Well, no kidding. 514 00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:07,889 I'm on a mission from above. 515 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:10,143 Are you the Baby Jesus? 516 00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:12,896 Yes. I'm the Baby Jesus. 517 00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:14,937 No! 518 00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:17,532 You see, I'm more middle management for the company. 519 00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:19,648 The company? What company? 520 00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:20,705 Here. 521 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,778 Take this. It'll explain everything. 522 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:25,494 What do you want me to do with that? 523 00:30:27,077 --> 00:30:29,117 - I want you to suck it. - You suck it! 524 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:30,122 No, it's for you to suck. 525 00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:31,253 I'm not sucking that! 526 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:32,930 - Suck it. - I don't know where it's been! 527 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:35,958 It's not where it's been. It's where it will take you. 528 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,133 Don't you wanna know... 529 00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:39,051 where babies really come from? 530 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:43,180 Binky. Papish. Nuk-Nuk. 531 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,548 Boo-Boo. Bo-Bo. Bah-Bah. 532 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:48,056 Chupie. Hushie-Baby. Tootsie. 533 00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:50,268 It goes by many names. 534 00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:53,269 But through its power, you will know the truth. 535 00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:01,194 Come on, faster! 536 00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:09,452 Mommy! 537 00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:24,555 Where are we? 538 00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:26,933 Welcome to Baby Corp! 539 00:31:33,143 --> 00:31:34,353 No way. 540 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:37,813 - Thank you. - What? 541 00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:42,071 Relax. They can't see us or hear us. 542 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,150 - We're, like, virtual and stuff? - Yep. 543 00:31:44,196 --> 00:31:45,906 - You mean they won't feel this? - Nope. 544 00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:47,238 - Or this? - Nada. 545 00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,282 Karate! 546 00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:52,085 Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton. I can still see you. 547 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,120 So this is where babies come from? 548 00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:56,424 Where'd you think, the cabbage patch? 549 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,538 Magic fairies? 550 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,634 No, my parents told me that... 551 00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,086 What? 552 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,300 No. That's disgusting. 553 00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:06,591 Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either. 554 00:32:07,511 --> 00:32:09,931 I can't believe my parents didn't tell me about this. 555 00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:13,392 If people knew where babies really came from, they'd never have one. 556 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,273 Same thing with hot dogs, by the way. 557 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:16,690 Going upsies! 558 00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:19,865 So how come I don't remember this place? 559 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:20,858 You did. 560 00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:23,319 But after normal babies get their pacifiers taken away... 561 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,400 you forget all about Baby Corp. 562 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:26,905 How come you're not normal? 563 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:29,277 A few of us, the best of the best... 564 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:30,954 are selected for the... 565 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,370 For the ultimate honor. 566 00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:38,081 Upper management. 567 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,755 This, Templeton, is where all the action is. 568 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:44,125 Nap time in Sector G. 569 00:32:44,882 --> 00:32:46,842 So this whole place is run by babies? 570 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:47,974 Yep. 571 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:50,300 My Dad says, "Those who can, do." 572 00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:51,755 "And those who can't, supervise." 573 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:53,264 Your father is a hippy. 574 00:32:55,017 --> 00:32:56,517 What happens when you grow up? 575 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,520 We don't. 576 00:32:57,561 --> 00:33:00,861 We drink a super-secret baby formula that keeps us babies forever. 577 00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:05,279 Back to work! Formula break is over! 578 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:06,859 We're in a crisis here! 579 00:33:06,904 --> 00:33:08,534 Don't you know we're in a crisis here? 580 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:09,612 Who is that? 581 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,366 That is my boss. Big Boss Baby. 582 00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:14,489 What is she screaming about? 583 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:15,946 Well, see this pie chart? 584 00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:18,541 Wow, it looks like a giant pie. 585 00:33:18,582 --> 00:33:21,172 It represents all the love there is in the world. 586 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,590 - I love pie. - Who doesn't? 587 00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:23,588 - Apple. - Fine. 588 00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:24,669 - No, cherry! - Perfect! 589 00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:25,713 - Not pumpkin. - Okay. 590 00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:26,666 That's a vegetable. 591 00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:30,295 Point is, the puppies' slice is getting bigger and bigger. 592 00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:33,048 They're stealing all our love! 593 00:33:33,764 --> 00:33:35,394 Just like you did to me. 594 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:36,432 Exactly. 595 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,730 And if this keeps up... 596 00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:41,439 there might not be enough pie left for babies. 597 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,560 No pie? 598 00:33:42,606 --> 00:33:44,226 No pie. 599 00:33:52,824 --> 00:33:56,874 So, my mission is to find out what this new puppy is. 600 00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:59,042 So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool! 601 00:33:59,081 --> 00:34:01,881 Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed... 602 00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:04,417 I'll become a Baby Corp legend. 603 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:07,211 Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby... 604 00:34:07,256 --> 00:34:09,086 Seriously Big Boss Baby... 605 00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:10,842 and him. 606 00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:13,597 Now that's a big, fat baby. 607 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,306 No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby. 608 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:20,228 This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby. 609 00:34:20,269 --> 00:34:23,769 He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant in the history of the company. 610 00:34:23,814 --> 00:34:25,574 Was? What happened to him? 611 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:27,397 Retired, years ago. 612 00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:29,572 But I still try and live up to his legend. 613 00:34:29,611 --> 00:34:31,401 In every situation, I ask myself... 614 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:33,446 "W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D? 615 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:36,789 "What Would Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby Do?" 616 00:34:37,411 --> 00:34:40,411 So that's all you get? Your picture on the wall? 617 00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:41,745 Come here! 618 00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:43,627 I'll get a promotion. 619 00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:45,747 The corner office... 620 00:34:45,794 --> 00:34:47,634 with my own private potty. 621 00:34:47,963 --> 00:34:49,343 Wow. 622 00:34:49,381 --> 00:34:51,931 So when you're done, you're coming back here? 623 00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:53,677 A-S-A-P, T-i-m. 624 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,429 I'm not a family man. I belong behind a desk. 625 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,311 - That's awesome! - I know, right? 626 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,056 - Pew pew. - What? 627 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:04,731 So help me, I will nail his diaper to the wall! 628 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:07,021 Have we heard anything from that little Boss Baby... 629 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:08,685 that we sent down to the Templetons? 630 00:35:08,734 --> 00:35:10,404 - I don't know. - You're fired! 631 00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:11,364 Oh, no. 632 00:35:11,403 --> 00:35:12,743 You're all fired! 633 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,739 The pet convention is in two days. 634 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:16,411 If he doesn't come up with answers... 635 00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:18,030 he is fired, retired! 636 00:35:18,327 --> 00:35:19,947 - Gone! - Tour's over. 637 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:24,415 What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about? 638 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,838 She's demanding actual results. 639 00:35:26,877 --> 00:35:29,797 The pet convention is in two days, and I've got nothing! 640 00:35:31,548 --> 00:35:32,798 That's her! Don't answer it! 641 00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:41,349 Stress nap! 642 00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:47,023 If I don't find out what that new puppy is and fast... 643 00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:48,774 not only will I not get that promotion... 644 00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:50,065 I could get fired! 645 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:52,940 Hey, relax. 646 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,316 I'm sure there's other cool jobs for babies, right? 647 00:35:55,364 --> 00:35:57,624 Meanwhile, two days goes by like that. 648 00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:58,868 You better start packing. 649 00:35:58,909 --> 00:35:59,909 What? 650 00:36:00,953 --> 00:36:02,453 You don't get it, Templeton. 651 00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:05,116 If I'm fired, they'll take away my formula. 652 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:07,205 I will turn into a normal baby... 653 00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:09,131 and live here forever with you. 654 00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:10,589 - No! - Yes! 655 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:12,379 And I promise you this... 656 00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:15,052 Every morning you wake up... 657 00:36:15,092 --> 00:36:16,682 I'll be there. 658 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:19,930 Every night, at dinner... 659 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,097 I'll be there. 660 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:23,980 Every birthday party... 661 00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:26,137 I'll be there. 662 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:27,766 Every Christmas! 663 00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:29,113 I'll be there 664 00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:31,777 Year after year after year. 665 00:36:31,817 --> 00:36:33,647 We will grow old together. 666 00:36:37,698 --> 00:36:39,118 You and I... 667 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:45,791 will be brothers. 668 00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:47,498 Always. 669 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:49,791 - No. No, this is terrible! - I know. 670 00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:51,635 - This can't be happening. - But it is! 671 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:52,897 - You can't stay here! - I can't! 672 00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:54,671 - Don't panic! - But it feels right! 673 00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:56,595 I know, but we have to fix this. 674 00:36:57,259 --> 00:36:59,389 We have to make sure you don't get fired. 675 00:36:59,428 --> 00:37:00,428 We? 676 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:01,886 We. 677 00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:03,220 I will help you... 678 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:05,731 but just to get rid of you. 679 00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:07,017 Deal? 680 00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:09,846 Deal. 681 00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:11,647 Here's to never seeing you again. 682 00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:13,150 Back at ya, baby. 683 00:37:16,361 --> 00:37:18,201 Now let's get to work. 684 00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:19,778 Come on, come on, come on. 685 00:37:20,449 --> 00:37:21,239 Slice! 686 00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:22,703 No, no. 687 00:37:23,619 --> 00:37:25,909 There's nothing here about a new puppy. 688 00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:27,414 Aren't you gonna do any work? 689 00:37:27,456 --> 00:37:28,786 I'm very busy delegating. 690 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:30,708 He drains it! 691 00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:34,463 So once we find the file on the new puppy... 692 00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:35,635 what do we do then? 693 00:37:35,672 --> 00:37:37,382 Send in the baby ninjas? 694 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:38,554 Even better. 695 00:37:38,592 --> 00:37:40,472 I'm going to write the perfect memo. 696 00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:41,851 - Boom! - Boom! 697 00:37:41,887 --> 00:37:44,257 Wait. What's a memo? 698 00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:47,676 A memo is something you write to give people information. 699 00:37:47,726 --> 00:37:50,306 That's your plan? You're gonna write a book report? 700 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:52,154 That's so boring. 701 00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:53,519 No, Templeton. 702 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:56,275 Memos are for important things. 703 00:37:56,318 --> 00:37:58,858 A memo can bring people together. 704 00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:01,534 A memo can be a call to arms... 705 00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:04,243 a manifesto, a poem. 706 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:07,044 A memo can change the world. 707 00:38:07,913 --> 00:38:10,923 Wow! When you explain it like that... 708 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,578 it still sounds boring. 709 00:38:13,168 --> 00:38:14,708 You'll learn, kid. 710 00:38:14,753 --> 00:38:15,753 You'll learn. 711 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:18,209 Wait a second. This is it! 712 00:38:18,257 --> 00:38:19,717 What? What is it? 713 00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:22,178 Check this out. Take Your Kid to Work Day. 714 00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:27,015 People take children to a place of business? Why? 715 00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:28,597 Because it's awesome! 716 00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:30,732 It's disgusting. 717 00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:33,019 Don't you see? We can get inside Puppy Co... 718 00:38:33,063 --> 00:38:34,613 and find out what the new puppy is! 719 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:37,733 What's the point? 720 00:38:38,193 --> 00:38:39,443 You're grounded. 721 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:41,526 Your parents aren't going to take us anywhere. 722 00:38:43,073 --> 00:38:45,163 You're right. They think we hate each other. 723 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,950 Hate is a strong word. 724 00:38:46,994 --> 00:38:48,454 It's the right word, but still. 725 00:38:49,246 --> 00:38:52,536 We have to convince them that we're actual brothers. 726 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:53,713 Right. 727 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,290 That we... 728 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:56,799 Loathe? 729 00:38:56,837 --> 00:38:57,957 No. 730 00:38:58,005 --> 00:38:58,965 Like! 731 00:38:59,006 --> 00:39:00,296 No. That we... 732 00:39:01,383 --> 00:39:03,053 La, la, la... 733 00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:04,303 La, la, la... 734 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,644 Le, le, le... 735 00:39:07,598 --> 00:39:08,718 No. 736 00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:11,135 No way. No. You don't mean... 737 00:39:11,643 --> 00:39:13,313 Love each other. 738 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,690 I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it. 739 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:20,170 - Here comes the choo-choo train! - No. 740 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,337 - Choo, choo, chugga, chugga. - No choo-choo! 741 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:24,411 Hold the train! No! It looks like it's already been eaten! 742 00:39:24,448 --> 00:39:26,028 Who's there? I got a racket! 743 00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:27,454 What's going on in here? 744 00:39:27,492 --> 00:39:29,122 I'm just feeding the baby. 745 00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:32,248 They're watching. 746 00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:34,583 Choo-choo. 747 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:37,503 Okay. 748 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:38,594 Okay. 749 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:42,054 Choo-choo on that. 750 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:46,390 I don't wear nautical. It's not even Friday! 751 00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:48,178 Come on, you're putting this thing on! 752 00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:50,352 You gonna make me? You can't make me, punk. 753 00:39:54,269 --> 00:39:55,689 - What have you done to me? - Stop! 754 00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:57,109 - Get back here! - No! 755 00:39:57,648 --> 00:39:58,648 No way. 756 00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:00,691 Come on! 757 00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:03,490 Tim, what are you doing in here? 758 00:40:03,529 --> 00:40:04,609 Oh, no. 759 00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:05,735 Hey, what's all the racket? 760 00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:08,993 Isn't he adorable? 761 00:40:09,952 --> 00:40:13,252 I've got one for you, too! Ahoy, matey! 762 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,248 What? 763 00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:15,169 Bummer. 764 00:40:15,207 --> 00:40:16,247 Smile! 765 00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:20,132 Smile for the camera. 766 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,010 It makes me feel weak. 767 00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:24,217 - Who's ticklish? - It doesn't work on me. 768 00:40:24,258 --> 00:40:25,548 - Here? - I'm dead down there. 769 00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:27,342 Come on, everyone has a tickle spot. 770 00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:31,681 "'I don't think I'll fit, ' said Gretel." 771 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:34,557 Come here, look at this. 772 00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:36,731 "'I could get in myself.' 773 00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:38,520 "And then, Hansel and Gretel... 774 00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:41,114 "pushed the wicked old woman into the oven. 775 00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:44,689 "And the godless witch was miserably burnt to death." 776 00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:51,664 Let me get this straight. 777 00:40:51,702 --> 00:40:54,952 The story is about cannibalism and burning people alive. 778 00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:55,867 Yeah. 779 00:40:55,914 --> 00:40:58,084 No wonder kids are so messed up! 780 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:00,425 Getting along is exhausting. 781 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:01,460 Back at ya, Tim. 782 00:41:01,503 --> 00:41:03,633 You should have seen your face in that picture. 783 00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:04,712 You were all... 784 00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:08,218 I'm not used to being tickled. 785 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:10,970 Once at a corporate retreat. But those things always get weird. 786 00:41:11,013 --> 00:41:14,313 What? You've never been tickled? What about your parents? 787 00:41:16,768 --> 00:41:18,308 I'm sorry. I forgot. 788 00:41:18,854 --> 00:41:21,484 You didn't have parents, did you? 789 00:41:21,523 --> 00:41:23,863 Tim, I may look like a baby... 790 00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:26,361 but I was born all grown up. 791 00:41:27,779 --> 00:41:30,369 I can't even imagine not being a kid. 792 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:32,617 You missed out on your whole childhood? 793 00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:37,287 You never had someone to love you? 794 00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:42,634 You can't miss what you never had. 795 00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:10,158 Wake up, little halflings! 796 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:12,067 Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy. 797 00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:13,985 - What? - Rise and shine! 798 00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:15,374 Is something wrong? Am I fired? 799 00:42:15,953 --> 00:42:17,503 No, you're late for work. 800 00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:18,498 What? 801 00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:20,749 It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! And you're the kid. 802 00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:22,671 You're officially un-grounded. 803 00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:24,039 - Really? - Really. 804 00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:26,051 Can the baby come, too? 805 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:27,378 I don't see why not. 806 00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:29,762 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 807 00:42:30,467 --> 00:42:31,377 Yeah! 808 00:42:31,426 --> 00:42:33,136 I wish I was that excited for work. 809 00:42:33,178 --> 00:42:34,598 Look, it's my spatula. 810 00:43:04,293 --> 00:43:05,593 Yeah, baby. 811 00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:13,929 All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Puppy Co. 812 00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:28,108 Wow! This is awesome! 813 00:43:28,150 --> 00:43:29,150 And Tim, look! 814 00:43:29,818 --> 00:43:31,648 They have a puppy pool and everything! 815 00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:33,065 Isn't that sanitary? 816 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,493 Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture with Puppy Co Pete? 817 00:43:40,412 --> 00:43:42,962 No, thanks. It's probably too scary for the baby. 818 00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:43,998 Nice call. 819 00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:48,626 Your dad and I have some work to do. 820 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,130 You wanna come up to the office and hang out with us? 821 00:43:51,173 --> 00:43:53,133 We'll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone... 822 00:43:53,175 --> 00:43:55,015 while we have a little Tim time. 823 00:43:55,427 --> 00:43:56,547 Tim time? 824 00:43:56,595 --> 00:44:00,065 Dad and I know we haven't been able to do as much with you as we used to. 825 00:44:00,098 --> 00:44:01,678 So, what do you say? 826 00:44:10,609 --> 00:44:11,649 No, thanks. 827 00:44:11,693 --> 00:44:13,363 I'd rather spend time with the baby. 828 00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:16,068 - So cute. - That's so sweet. 829 00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:21,369 Way to keep your eyes on the prize, Templeton. 830 00:44:21,411 --> 00:44:24,001 We find out what the new puppy is, and I go home. 831 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:26,621 You guys stay in the Puppy Zone, okay? 832 00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:28,339 Okay, bye! 833 00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:50,361 That's where we'll find the secret file on the new puppy. 834 00:44:50,399 --> 00:44:51,939 We'll never get through that door. 835 00:44:51,984 --> 00:44:53,364 No, not that door. 836 00:44:54,903 --> 00:44:56,033 The doggy door. 837 00:44:57,406 --> 00:44:59,366 But how do we get past the guard? 838 00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:05,870 No, no, no. No way. 839 00:45:05,914 --> 00:45:06,914 No! 840 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:11,542 Itchy, plushy, puppy pants! 841 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:16,380 What a cute, little pup... 842 00:45:16,425 --> 00:45:17,435 Ow! 843 00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:19,220 Yay! 844 00:45:19,261 --> 00:45:20,261 Kids. 845 00:45:21,096 --> 00:45:22,426 Get down. 846 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:28,100 All the way down. 847 00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:32,727 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 848 00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:39,906 Arf! 849 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,080 Hey! 850 00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:52,959 Fetch! 851 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,590 What am I doing? 852 00:45:58,050 --> 00:45:59,050 Oh, no! 853 00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:12,939 Yes! 854 00:46:15,901 --> 00:46:16,901 What a good boy. 855 00:46:17,444 --> 00:46:18,784 No. No biting. 856 00:46:21,573 --> 00:46:24,083 Timothy Templeton, office ninja. 857 00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:27,200 - Over here. - What is it? 858 00:46:28,247 --> 00:46:29,577 It's gotta be in here. 859 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:32,583 It's begging us to go in. 860 00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:38,089 Wow. 861 00:46:38,131 --> 00:46:40,011 That's a lot of paperwork. 862 00:46:40,592 --> 00:46:42,472 I thought puppies shredded everything. 863 00:46:46,807 --> 00:46:48,637 This is getting creepy. 864 00:46:48,684 --> 00:46:50,394 I've come for your soul. 865 00:46:50,435 --> 00:46:51,475 Cut it out! 866 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,690 Wait! 867 00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:55,187 That's it! 868 00:46:55,232 --> 00:46:56,272 The file! 869 00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:57,936 See! I was right. 870 00:46:58,944 --> 00:47:01,914 No. I've seen this before somewhere. 871 00:47:01,947 --> 00:47:04,067 We've gotta find something to replace it with. 872 00:47:04,116 --> 00:47:06,116 You're right. Like another file. 873 00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:07,739 Yes! A file with the same weight. 874 00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:10,116 So it can be placed in the exact same position. 875 00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:12,423 - With the exact same weight. - You already said that. 876 00:47:12,457 --> 00:47:15,287 I know I said it. Hey, you hit me twice. 877 00:47:15,335 --> 00:47:17,165 Make it a third time. Wait! 878 00:47:17,212 --> 00:47:18,802 I think I've seen one here. 879 00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:23,589 Smead manila, pressboard edges. 880 00:47:23,635 --> 00:47:25,965 About 50 ounces. No, 49. 881 00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:27,013 Try this one. 882 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:28,681 Wait! 883 00:47:32,644 --> 00:47:33,694 Now it's perfect. 884 00:47:45,741 --> 00:47:46,741 Yes! 885 00:48:04,343 --> 00:48:06,013 I feel like we should run. 886 00:48:06,053 --> 00:48:08,763 I know, but it's just so mesmerizing. 887 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:11,980 I kind of wanna see how it ends. 888 00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:13,017 Yeah, me too. 889 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,030 Well, that didn't end well. 890 00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:25,950 What? 891 00:48:31,245 --> 00:48:32,245 What the...? 892 00:48:35,791 --> 00:48:37,751 Thanks for dropping in, kids. 893 00:48:37,793 --> 00:48:39,343 Francis Francis? 894 00:48:39,378 --> 00:48:41,838 I see you've met my big brother, Eugene. 895 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,420 A man of few words. 896 00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:45,548 None, in fact. 897 00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:48,052 Can you put your head back on, please? 898 00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:50,759 What is all this? 899 00:48:51,974 --> 00:48:53,394 Surprise! 900 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:56,143 A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that? 901 00:48:56,812 --> 00:48:58,812 You don't recognize me? 902 00:48:58,856 --> 00:49:01,686 Perhaps from my youth! 903 00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:07,569 Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby? 904 00:49:08,949 --> 00:49:11,909 He is him? And him is you? 905 00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:14,792 Except older and wrinklier. 906 00:49:17,374 --> 00:49:18,754 That's not right. 907 00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:20,922 No. You were my hero! 908 00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:22,711 How did you end up here? 909 00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:26,675 You know what I do to little kids who ask lots of questions about me? 910 00:49:26,717 --> 00:49:27,967 Eugene! 911 00:49:33,682 --> 00:49:35,682 I read them my story. 912 00:49:37,186 --> 00:49:39,186 And, I baked cookies! 913 00:49:40,439 --> 00:49:41,939 Eugene, my chair. 914 00:49:43,358 --> 00:49:46,858 Now, it all started at Baby Corp... 915 00:49:46,904 --> 00:49:49,454 a long, long time ago. 916 00:49:49,489 --> 00:49:51,949 I was a hotshot executive... 917 00:49:51,992 --> 00:49:53,832 headed straight to the top. 918 00:49:53,869 --> 00:49:56,289 Everyone loved me. 919 00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:58,790 They gave me a promotion, the corner office... 920 00:49:58,832 --> 00:50:00,292 my very own... 921 00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:01,424 Personal potty? 922 00:50:02,336 --> 00:50:04,496 I had it all. 923 00:50:04,546 --> 00:50:05,546 But then one day... 924 00:50:05,881 --> 00:50:07,971 I made a terrible discovery. 925 00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:10,388 I was getting old. 926 00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:12,297 The formula wasn't working anymore. 927 00:50:12,346 --> 00:50:15,676 It turns out I was lactose intolerant. 928 00:50:15,724 --> 00:50:17,024 - No! - Yes! 929 00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:20,149 I got called in to see the board of directors. 930 00:50:20,187 --> 00:50:21,687 Who are the boring directors? 931 00:50:21,730 --> 00:50:24,320 The biggest baby bosses of them all. 932 00:50:24,358 --> 00:50:26,148 I thought they loved me. 933 00:50:26,193 --> 00:50:28,823 But they replaced me with someone new. 934 00:50:29,738 --> 00:50:31,198 Someone younger. 935 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,660 That's horrible. 936 00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:35,539 All of a sudden, she got all the love... 937 00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,367 all the attention. 938 00:50:37,412 --> 00:50:40,372 You know how that feels, don't you, Tim? 939 00:50:40,415 --> 00:50:42,245 It hurts, doesn't it? 940 00:50:43,252 --> 00:50:45,462 Yeah. It does. 941 00:50:48,173 --> 00:50:49,673 And then what happened? 942 00:50:50,342 --> 00:50:51,342 Well... 943 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,090 They fired me! 944 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,510 And took away my special formula. 945 00:50:56,557 --> 00:50:59,477 Then they sent me down to live with a... 946 00:51:00,185 --> 00:51:01,935 - family! - Oh, Francis, no! 947 00:51:01,979 --> 00:51:03,769 Baby Corp betrayed me! 948 00:51:03,814 --> 00:51:07,154 And I'm finally going to get revenge... 949 00:51:08,110 --> 00:51:10,450 with the Forever Puppy. 950 00:51:10,487 --> 00:51:11,777 - Huh? - That's it? 951 00:51:11,822 --> 00:51:12,912 No, no. 952 00:51:12,948 --> 00:51:15,238 Imagine a puppy that never grows up. 953 00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:19,164 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 954 00:51:19,204 --> 00:51:22,794 Once I launch my Forever Puppies to every corner of the world... 955 00:51:22,833 --> 00:51:24,423 they'll be so adorable... 956 00:51:24,459 --> 00:51:25,919 How cute! 957 00:51:25,961 --> 00:51:30,671 No one will ever want a baby ever, ever again. 958 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,643 The end of Baby Corp! 959 00:51:37,681 --> 00:51:38,971 Please. 960 00:51:39,016 --> 00:51:41,806 A puppy that never grows up? That's impossible! 961 00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:43,519 Isn't it? 962 00:51:43,854 --> 00:51:48,404 It was, until you brought me the key ingredient. 963 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,320 My secret formula. 964 00:51:53,363 --> 00:51:55,283 It's mine! It's mine! 965 00:51:55,324 --> 00:51:57,284 It's all mine. 966 00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:58,116 No! 967 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:02,000 You brought me the very thing I needed to destroy Baby Corp. 968 00:52:02,039 --> 00:52:03,369 - No! - Yes! 969 00:52:03,832 --> 00:52:05,672 You walked right into my trap! 970 00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:07,687 - You'll never get away with this! - Yeah, not if we... 971 00:52:07,711 --> 00:52:09,301 What? Tell? 972 00:52:09,338 --> 00:52:11,668 Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents? 973 00:52:11,715 --> 00:52:12,835 Where are the boys? 974 00:52:12,883 --> 00:52:14,683 I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone. 975 00:52:14,718 --> 00:52:16,968 I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas. 976 00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:19,142 So stay out of my way. 977 00:52:19,181 --> 00:52:22,731 I'd hate for them to get terminated. 978 00:52:23,352 --> 00:52:24,852 They'd never leave us alone. 979 00:52:24,895 --> 00:52:25,945 Oh, really? 980 00:52:27,898 --> 00:52:30,478 Wait until they meet Puppy Co's certified... 981 00:52:30,526 --> 00:52:33,646 in-house childcare expert. 982 00:52:37,366 --> 00:52:38,736 Oh, no. 983 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:44,118 - Don't be nervous, buddy. - It's only overnight. 984 00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:45,624 We'll be back before you know it. 985 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,746 Besides, you boys are in great hands. 986 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:52,668 That's right! 987 00:52:52,714 --> 00:52:56,384 Eugenia is practically perfect in every way. 988 00:52:56,426 --> 00:52:57,336 No. 989 00:52:57,386 --> 00:53:00,346 Please don't go with him. Francis Francis is trying to... 990 00:53:00,389 --> 00:53:01,679 Believe me... 991 00:53:01,723 --> 00:53:04,523 Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children. 992 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,730 Not for one second. 993 00:53:06,770 --> 00:53:08,480 That's very reassuring. 994 00:53:08,981 --> 00:53:10,901 Now you see them. 995 00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:13,613 And now, you don't. 996 00:53:15,863 --> 00:53:16,913 Too-da-loo! 997 00:53:19,324 --> 00:53:20,584 To the airport! 998 00:53:33,255 --> 00:53:35,475 It's over. I'm through. 999 00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:36,757 What do we do, Templeton? 1000 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,800 What do we do? 1001 00:53:37,843 --> 00:53:40,353 We have to get to the airport and stop Francis Francis... 1002 00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:41,967 before the plane takes off! 1003 00:53:42,014 --> 00:53:44,934 Yes! But how do we get past Scary Poppins down there? 1004 00:53:44,975 --> 00:53:46,855 Okay. There must be something we can do. 1005 00:53:54,735 --> 00:53:56,115 Hey, it's not that bad. 1006 00:53:58,780 --> 00:53:59,780 Are you okay? 1007 00:54:03,035 --> 00:54:04,165 What's the matter with you? 1008 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,420 Don't look at me! 1009 00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:10,625 Oh, no! 1010 00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:12,707 Without that formula, I turn into a normal baby. 1011 00:54:12,753 --> 00:54:15,513 You know, goo-goo, ga-ga. The whole bit! 1012 00:54:15,547 --> 00:54:16,547 Oh, no! 1013 00:54:17,799 --> 00:54:18,799 Gross! 1014 00:54:21,303 --> 00:54:23,853 I'm a ticking baby time bomb! 1015 00:54:23,889 --> 00:54:28,349 I'm going to turn into a puking, pooping, helpless baby! 1016 00:54:28,644 --> 00:54:31,654 Wait a second. That gives me an idea. 1017 00:54:31,688 --> 00:54:32,938 What? What is it? 1018 00:54:32,981 --> 00:54:35,151 I've been through a lot of babysitters... 1019 00:54:35,192 --> 00:54:37,322 and they all fear one thing. 1020 00:54:48,205 --> 00:54:51,545 Now, ladies, the secret to deep fried butter... 1021 00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:54,133 is a healthy dab of margarine. 1022 00:54:55,629 --> 00:54:57,299 Hey, Mr. Lady Man! 1023 00:54:58,215 --> 00:55:00,015 The baby. I think he's sick! 1024 00:55:02,553 --> 00:55:04,183 You gotta do something! 1025 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,390 Oh, the horror! 1026 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:17,395 - Templeton! - Delicious! 1027 00:55:20,737 --> 00:55:22,157 Gross! It got in your mouth! 1028 00:55:22,948 --> 00:55:24,818 It got in my mouth, too! 1029 00:55:26,076 --> 00:55:27,536 I think I'm gonna be sick! 1030 00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:34,292 Swirly! 1031 00:55:39,173 --> 00:55:41,223 There's only an hour before the plane takes off. 1032 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,970 Let's take the bike. 1033 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:44,220 The bike? 1034 00:55:44,887 --> 00:55:46,177 I don't know. 1035 00:55:47,764 --> 00:55:48,644 Let's move! 1036 00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:49,868 - Okay, but wait right here! - What? 1037 00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:51,432 Where are you going? Templeton! 1038 00:55:51,476 --> 00:55:52,846 Always wear a helmet. 1039 00:55:55,147 --> 00:55:56,857 Too-da-loo, toilet head! 1040 00:55:59,776 --> 00:56:01,026 You'll never catch us! 1041 00:56:18,086 --> 00:56:19,086 Staci! 1042 00:56:19,129 --> 00:56:20,339 Staci, come in! 1043 00:56:21,048 --> 00:56:22,628 Oh, Staci! 1044 00:56:22,674 --> 00:56:24,514 - Is that you, boss? - Code red! 1045 00:56:24,551 --> 00:56:27,221 I'm being chased by a killer babysitter! Gather the team! 1046 00:56:27,262 --> 00:56:28,472 On it, boss. 1047 00:56:28,514 --> 00:56:29,434 - Hello! - Hello! 1048 00:56:29,473 --> 00:56:30,853 - Hello! - Code red. 1049 00:56:30,891 --> 00:56:31,891 Got it! 1050 00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:36,440 We got a code red. Repeat... 1051 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,650 We got a code red! 1052 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,070 What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go! 1053 00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:43,360 But that's jaywalking! 1054 00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:44,533 Here, I'll pay your ticket. 1055 00:56:44,571 --> 00:56:45,571 Go! 1056 00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:54,657 I think we lost him! 1057 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:57,963 Oh, no, we didn't! 1058 00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:06,432 Flower power! 1059 00:57:18,605 --> 00:57:20,145 Pow, pow, pow! 1060 00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:21,400 Pow, pow, pow! 1061 00:57:21,817 --> 00:57:22,817 That's my boy! 1062 00:57:24,570 --> 00:57:25,820 Poppy! 1063 00:57:35,914 --> 00:57:37,124 Run, run, run. 1064 00:57:45,924 --> 00:57:46,884 Uh-oh. 1065 00:57:46,925 --> 00:57:48,385 Run, run, run. 1066 00:58:08,989 --> 00:58:10,699 Tim, you've gotta go faster! 1067 00:58:10,741 --> 00:58:12,201 I can't do it! 1068 00:58:12,242 --> 00:58:13,622 You can. 1069 00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:15,870 You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead. 1070 00:58:15,913 --> 00:58:17,253 I said eyes ahead, son! 1071 00:58:17,289 --> 00:58:19,579 Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it! 1072 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,675 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 1073 00:58:24,338 --> 00:58:25,338 Good! 1074 00:58:25,964 --> 00:58:27,174 Uh-oh! 1075 00:58:27,216 --> 00:58:29,676 My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels! 1076 00:58:29,718 --> 00:58:32,968 Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right! 1077 00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:34,313 What are you talking about? 1078 00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:37,018 The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton... 1079 00:58:37,059 --> 00:58:38,689 but rather a wild ride... 1080 00:58:38,727 --> 00:58:39,807 like a ship at sea. 1081 00:58:39,853 --> 00:58:41,313 And you're a sea captain... 1082 00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:43,065 taming a turbulent ocean! 1083 00:58:45,484 --> 00:58:47,694 I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean! 1084 00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:52,620 Good! 1085 00:58:52,658 --> 00:58:54,448 Tree! I'm gonna hit it! 1086 00:58:54,493 --> 00:58:56,623 Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed. 1087 00:58:56,662 --> 00:58:58,082 - What? - Aim away from failure! 1088 00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,376 I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 1089 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:04,457 Once success is a habit... 1090 00:59:04,503 --> 00:59:05,843 then it's all downhill. 1091 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,710 Look! 1092 00:59:07,756 --> 00:59:09,126 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1093 00:59:11,593 --> 00:59:12,593 - Train! - Choo-choo! 1094 00:59:14,513 --> 00:59:15,513 Stop! 1095 00:59:16,265 --> 00:59:17,775 What are you doing? 1096 00:59:20,102 --> 00:59:22,422 - We're gonna make it. - But I don't have a quote for this! 1097 00:59:37,035 --> 00:59:38,195 You did it! 1098 00:59:38,245 --> 00:59:40,215 No! We did it. 1099 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:42,874 And all without your training wheels. 1100 00:59:49,798 --> 00:59:50,918 Coming through! 1101 00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:52,256 Baby on board! 1102 00:59:52,301 --> 00:59:53,431 Hang on to your diaper! 1103 00:59:54,887 --> 00:59:56,217 Duck and cover! 1104 00:59:57,931 --> 00:59:59,141 Hold it, buddy! 1105 00:59:59,183 --> 01:00:00,773 I'm gonna need a strip search on two. 1106 01:00:05,564 --> 01:00:07,524 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1107 01:00:07,566 --> 01:00:08,646 Hey, not so fast! 1108 01:00:09,818 --> 01:00:10,818 Oh, no. 1109 01:00:12,863 --> 01:00:14,073 Templeton! 1110 01:00:14,114 --> 01:00:15,534 - Hey! - Sorry! 1111 01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:19,947 Hey, where'd you go? 1112 01:00:21,205 --> 01:00:22,165 Oh, no! 1113 01:00:22,206 --> 01:00:23,456 Not again! 1114 01:00:23,498 --> 01:00:24,668 Not now! 1115 01:00:26,168 --> 01:00:27,208 What the...? 1116 01:00:30,881 --> 01:00:31,881 No, no, no! 1117 01:00:31,924 --> 01:00:33,174 Come on! 1118 01:00:33,217 --> 01:00:35,177 I think I ate $1.75. 1119 01:00:35,219 --> 01:00:38,469 Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad! 1120 01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:40,466 Hurry now! Move! 1121 01:00:40,516 --> 01:00:41,659 We don't wanna miss our flight! 1122 01:00:41,683 --> 01:00:43,313 - No! - I warned you! 1123 01:00:44,144 --> 01:00:45,154 Wait! 1124 01:00:46,647 --> 01:00:48,017 - No! - No. 1125 01:00:48,065 --> 01:00:49,865 Mom, Dad! Stop! 1126 01:00:51,777 --> 01:00:52,777 No! 1127 01:00:53,612 --> 01:00:55,532 No, no, no. 1128 01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:01,366 They're gone. 1129 01:01:03,038 --> 01:01:04,078 I failed. 1130 01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:08,632 I would've gotten to my parents if I didn't have to go back for you! 1131 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:11,129 What? We would have been here in plenty of time... 1132 01:01:11,171 --> 01:01:13,211 if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid! 1133 01:01:13,257 --> 01:01:15,507 We're never going to stop the launch on time. 1134 01:01:15,551 --> 01:01:17,801 Who cares? My parents are in danger. 1135 01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:20,435 I care! Baby Corp is going to go out of business. 1136 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:22,605 That's all you ever talk about. 1137 01:01:22,641 --> 01:01:25,231 You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family. 1138 01:01:25,269 --> 01:01:27,269 And you don't know what it's like to have a job! 1139 01:01:27,312 --> 01:01:31,902 You don't know anything about hugs, or bedtime stories, or special songs! 1140 01:01:31,942 --> 01:01:34,492 Oh, please! Stop acting like a baby. 1141 01:01:34,528 --> 01:01:35,528 You're a baby! 1142 01:01:36,238 --> 01:01:37,408 You take that back. 1143 01:01:37,447 --> 01:01:39,657 My life was perfect until you showed up! 1144 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:42,990 Believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. I wish I'd never met you! 1145 01:01:43,036 --> 01:01:44,536 I wish you'd never been born! 1146 01:01:55,674 --> 01:01:57,014 Where are you going? 1147 01:01:59,511 --> 01:02:00,511 Fine! 1148 01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:12,322 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1149 01:02:13,317 --> 01:02:17,277 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1150 01:02:18,447 --> 01:02:20,657 All your life 1151 01:02:22,409 --> 01:02:27,409 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1152 01:02:30,751 --> 01:02:34,251 Would Timothy Templeton please pick up the white courtesy phone? 1153 01:02:34,296 --> 01:02:39,086 Timothy Leslie Templeton, please pick up the white courtesy phone. 1154 01:02:39,134 --> 01:02:40,554 Leslie. 1155 01:02:42,304 --> 01:02:43,264 Hello? 1156 01:02:43,305 --> 01:02:45,475 It's me. Don't hang up, Tim! 1157 01:02:47,476 --> 01:02:51,146 Tim, I wasn't born. I was hired. 1158 01:02:51,188 --> 01:02:52,608 What do you mean? 1159 01:02:52,648 --> 01:02:55,148 Baby Corp is the only home I've ever known. 1160 01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:59,277 So you're right. I don't know what it's like... 1161 01:02:59,321 --> 01:03:00,661 to be part of a family. 1162 01:03:03,075 --> 01:03:04,535 But I do care. 1163 01:03:04,576 --> 01:03:05,786 You do? 1164 01:03:05,827 --> 01:03:07,117 Yeah. 1165 01:03:07,162 --> 01:03:11,172 And the only way to save both is to stop Francis Francis. 1166 01:03:11,208 --> 01:03:12,168 Yeah. 1167 01:03:12,209 --> 01:03:14,039 I can't do this without you, Tim. 1168 01:03:15,128 --> 01:03:16,668 I need you. 1169 01:03:16,713 --> 01:03:19,473 - I guess we do make a pretty good team. - No. 1170 01:03:19,883 --> 01:03:23,053 Literally, I can't reach the door knobs. 1171 01:03:23,095 --> 01:03:24,355 Oh, right. 1172 01:03:25,055 --> 01:03:26,555 Don't worry, Tim. 1173 01:03:26,598 --> 01:03:28,268 We're gonna save your parents. 1174 01:03:29,101 --> 01:03:30,691 And your company. 1175 01:03:31,353 --> 01:03:33,313 But how do we get to Vegas now? 1176 01:03:33,355 --> 01:03:35,475 We're gonna need a miracle. 1177 01:03:45,826 --> 01:03:47,156 Follow that Elvis! 1178 01:03:47,202 --> 01:03:48,202 Why? 1179 01:03:48,704 --> 01:03:50,544 Where there's Elvis, there's Vegas! 1180 01:03:50,581 --> 01:03:51,661 There's another one! 1181 01:03:52,749 --> 01:03:53,829 And another one! 1182 01:03:54,418 --> 01:03:55,668 Elvises everywhere! 1183 01:03:57,171 --> 01:03:59,091 Tim, there's our flight! 1184 01:03:59,506 --> 01:04:00,756 And there goes our ticket! 1185 01:04:07,848 --> 01:04:09,308 Hey! Don't be cruel! 1186 01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:10,519 Sorry! 1187 01:04:11,185 --> 01:04:12,645 - Well, thank you! - Oh, baby! 1188 01:04:12,686 --> 01:04:14,016 Well, thank you very much. 1189 01:04:14,062 --> 01:04:15,062 Hello. 1190 01:04:15,606 --> 01:04:17,476 Hi. 1191 01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:19,324 Ticket please. 1192 01:04:19,359 --> 01:04:20,649 One moment. 1193 01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:24,165 It's been stolen! 1194 01:04:24,198 --> 01:04:26,528 Impersonating an Elvis impersonator? 1195 01:04:26,575 --> 01:04:27,165 Get him! 1196 01:04:27,201 --> 01:04:28,241 Humina, humina, humina. 1197 01:04:29,661 --> 01:04:30,661 Stop! 1198 01:04:31,496 --> 01:04:32,656 The ghost of Elvis! 1199 01:04:35,209 --> 01:04:36,379 We gotta find seats! 1200 01:04:36,418 --> 01:04:37,538 Come on, this way! 1201 01:04:46,762 --> 01:04:48,182 What is this place? 1202 01:04:48,222 --> 01:04:51,562 This, Templeton, is first class. 1203 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,850 Why is it empty? 1204 01:04:52,893 --> 01:04:54,353 No one can afford it. 1205 01:04:54,394 --> 01:04:57,484 That's what makes it so wonderful. 1206 01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:00,233 Hello! This is Captain Ross. 1207 01:05:00,275 --> 01:05:02,355 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1208 01:05:02,402 --> 01:05:05,322 please fasten your seat belts. We're about to take off. 1209 01:05:06,448 --> 01:05:07,948 What's the matter, Templeton? 1210 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:12,752 My parents always hold my hand during takeoff. 1211 01:05:20,462 --> 01:05:23,052 Boy, the stocks are crazy today. 1212 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:33,683 Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again. 1213 01:05:33,725 --> 01:05:35,787 As you can see, I've switched off the seat belt sign. 1214 01:05:35,811 --> 01:05:37,731 What are you two boys doing up here? 1215 01:05:39,314 --> 01:05:41,114 We're Captain Ross's kids. 1216 01:05:41,149 --> 01:05:42,479 He told us to sit here. 1217 01:05:43,193 --> 01:05:45,993 Well, can I get you special guys anything? 1218 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:47,159 Anything? 1219 01:05:47,197 --> 01:05:48,527 Anything. 1220 01:05:50,492 --> 01:05:52,542 Aye! All right, Francis Francis. 1221 01:05:52,578 --> 01:05:55,208 This will teach you to kidnap the parents of One-Eyed Tim. 1222 01:05:56,498 --> 01:05:58,708 Oh, please. If only it were that easy. 1223 01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:00,130 What's your plan? 1224 01:06:00,169 --> 01:06:01,729 You're not gonna write a memo, are you? 1225 01:06:03,005 --> 01:06:04,005 No. 1226 01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:06,679 Come on. You said you never really had a childhood, right? 1227 01:06:06,717 --> 01:06:07,967 Why don't you give it a try? 1228 01:06:08,010 --> 01:06:09,470 - No, I can't. - It's fun! 1229 01:06:09,511 --> 01:06:11,351 Here, let's get you into character. 1230 01:06:11,388 --> 01:06:12,968 I don't know. I feel silly! 1231 01:06:13,015 --> 01:06:14,895 Go on! Say something mean to him. 1232 01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:16,233 All right, all right, all right. 1233 01:06:18,312 --> 01:06:21,772 So, you went to a community college, is it? 1234 01:06:21,815 --> 01:06:22,765 I don't know. 1235 01:06:22,816 --> 01:06:23,776 Keep going! 1236 01:06:23,817 --> 01:06:27,357 And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now? 1237 01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:29,073 See! 1238 01:06:29,114 --> 01:06:30,624 Now you're getting into it. 1239 01:06:30,657 --> 01:06:31,657 Huh? 1240 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:34,788 Well, blow me down. 1241 01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:36,998 Your exit interview is over! 1242 01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:39,580 That was pretty good. 1243 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,130 Who was that guy anyway? 1244 01:06:41,168 --> 01:06:42,748 - The captain! - What? 1245 01:06:44,755 --> 01:06:45,765 En garde! 1246 01:06:53,430 --> 01:06:54,430 Heave! 1247 01:06:55,057 --> 01:06:56,057 Ho! 1248 01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:00,152 Thar she blows! 1249 01:07:06,735 --> 01:07:08,025 Watch your stern! 1250 01:07:08,862 --> 01:07:11,492 - Aye! - Dodge, parry, and thrust! 1251 01:07:11,532 --> 01:07:13,032 Sounds like a heck of a law firm! 1252 01:07:13,075 --> 01:07:15,045 Nice try! Heads up! 1253 01:07:15,577 --> 01:07:17,287 You're fired! 1254 01:07:17,329 --> 01:07:19,959 And here's your severance package. Ha! 1255 01:07:19,998 --> 01:07:22,668 Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1256 01:07:22,709 --> 01:07:23,709 You're not? 1257 01:07:24,211 --> 01:07:26,341 You're supposed to end with "Argh!" 1258 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:27,760 Got it! Argh! 1259 01:07:29,967 --> 01:07:31,047 That's great! 1260 01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:33,013 Thanks! I just went with the flow. 1261 01:07:33,053 --> 01:07:35,263 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1262 01:07:35,305 --> 01:07:36,845 on the left side of the plane... 1263 01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:40,390 you can see we're approaching fabulous Las Vegas. 1264 01:07:45,274 --> 01:07:46,484 Land ho! 1265 01:07:46,525 --> 01:07:47,945 Ahoy, matey. 1266 01:07:56,743 --> 01:07:58,083 Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift! 1267 01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,700 - Okay. What? - Let's move. 1268 01:07:59,746 --> 01:08:01,933 - Going to the Heartbreak Hotel? - I'm going to the Heartbreak Hotel. 1269 01:08:01,957 --> 01:08:02,957 - Me, too! - Me, too! 1270 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000 Me, too! 1271 01:08:08,297 --> 01:08:10,127 We've gotta get to the convention center. 1272 01:08:10,174 --> 01:08:11,594 Should we get a taxi? 1273 01:08:11,633 --> 01:08:14,843 Darn! I spent all my per diem. That's more our speed. 1274 01:08:18,307 --> 01:08:19,307 Right. 1275 01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:22,305 Excuse me, ladies. 1276 01:08:22,936 --> 01:08:24,396 Can we get a ride home? 1277 01:08:24,438 --> 01:08:27,938 Jimmy's been sick, and he needs his expensive medicine. 1278 01:08:30,194 --> 01:08:31,784 Where do you live, sweetie? 1279 01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:34,320 The convention center. 1280 01:08:39,328 --> 01:08:40,998 Bye, sweetie! 1281 01:08:41,038 --> 01:08:42,578 Have a fun lady party! 1282 01:08:42,623 --> 01:08:44,043 Chicks dig babies. 1283 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:47,715 The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea. 1284 01:08:49,296 --> 01:08:52,586 Oh, no! How are we gonna find my parents in here? 1285 01:08:52,633 --> 01:08:53,513 Tim! 1286 01:08:53,550 --> 01:08:54,550 Over there. 1287 01:08:54,885 --> 01:08:56,435 Okay, now where's Puppy Co? 1288 01:08:56,470 --> 01:08:58,640 Puppy Co, Puppy Co, Puppy Co... 1289 01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,430 Aha! Here it is. Found it! 1290 01:09:03,852 --> 01:09:05,102 But how did you...? 1291 01:09:05,687 --> 01:09:07,517 Hey! Where'd you go? 1292 01:09:12,402 --> 01:09:13,402 Not again! 1293 01:09:14,863 --> 01:09:16,663 Come on! I need you! 1294 01:09:17,533 --> 01:09:18,743 I'm back! I'm back. 1295 01:09:20,077 --> 01:09:21,447 What's going on? 1296 01:09:21,495 --> 01:09:22,665 That's right. 1297 01:09:22,704 --> 01:09:26,714 We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. 1298 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:28,540 In every country! 1299 01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:33,255 We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time. 1300 01:09:36,134 --> 01:09:38,354 - Tim, there they are! - Mom, Dad! 1301 01:09:38,387 --> 01:09:40,677 Imagine a puppy that never grows up... 1302 01:09:40,722 --> 01:09:42,642 never gets old. 1303 01:09:43,308 --> 01:09:47,478 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 1304 01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:52,068 I give you the only thing you'll ever love... 1305 01:09:52,109 --> 01:09:54,489 the Forever Puppy! 1306 01:09:59,575 --> 01:10:00,585 Mommy? 1307 01:10:03,161 --> 01:10:04,581 Avert your eyes, Templeton! 1308 01:10:07,416 --> 01:10:08,826 Hey! What are you doing here? 1309 01:10:10,085 --> 01:10:11,035 Mom, Dad! 1310 01:10:11,086 --> 01:10:12,546 What are they doing here? 1311 01:10:12,588 --> 01:10:14,378 What are Tim and the baby doing here? 1312 01:10:14,423 --> 01:10:16,883 What are any of us doing here, really? 1313 01:10:16,925 --> 01:10:18,675 What is going on here? 1314 01:10:19,178 --> 01:10:20,218 He's got my parents! 1315 01:10:20,262 --> 01:10:22,222 We're really here to get them. 1316 01:10:22,264 --> 01:10:23,144 Get them! 1317 01:10:23,182 --> 01:10:25,482 Get the Forever Puppy! 1318 01:10:26,768 --> 01:10:28,018 We've got to get backstage. 1319 01:10:30,939 --> 01:10:32,109 In there! 1320 01:10:33,775 --> 01:10:34,775 Run! 1321 01:10:38,780 --> 01:10:40,160 Go, go, go! 1322 01:10:42,451 --> 01:10:44,991 Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! 1323 01:10:49,124 --> 01:10:50,134 Yes! 1324 01:10:54,213 --> 01:10:56,303 Fart. Poop. Doodie. 1325 01:10:57,216 --> 01:10:59,546 Look at all that formula. 1326 01:11:05,599 --> 01:11:07,639 Now that's how you launch a product. 1327 01:11:07,684 --> 01:11:08,684 Oh, no! 1328 01:11:09,353 --> 01:11:11,023 He's putting them under the rocket! 1329 01:11:22,991 --> 01:11:25,331 Elvis has left the building! 1330 01:11:29,498 --> 01:11:31,168 Mom, Dad... 1331 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:32,288 I'm coming! 1332 01:11:32,334 --> 01:11:34,384 Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go, go! 1333 01:11:38,507 --> 01:11:39,797 Launch initiated. 1334 01:11:39,842 --> 01:11:43,892 I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it! 1335 01:11:44,221 --> 01:11:45,221 No! 1336 01:11:46,431 --> 01:11:49,101 Baby Corp stole all the love from me... 1337 01:11:49,142 --> 01:11:51,442 and now I'm going to take it back from them. 1338 01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:53,278 You should understand what I'm talking about. 1339 01:11:53,564 --> 01:11:56,614 You got replaced just like me! 1340 01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:58,360 No! I'm nothing like you! 1341 01:11:58,402 --> 01:11:59,532 Bratty kid! 1342 01:11:59,570 --> 01:12:02,200 Let our parents go! His parents. The parents. 1343 01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:03,319 Yeah! 1344 01:12:03,365 --> 01:12:05,825 You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! 1345 01:12:05,868 --> 01:12:06,828 But no! 1346 01:12:06,869 --> 01:12:07,869 You blew it! 1347 01:12:08,203 --> 01:12:10,373 You let that baby boss you around. 1348 01:12:10,414 --> 01:12:11,584 He doesn't work for me. 1349 01:12:11,623 --> 01:12:13,043 We're partners! 1350 01:12:14,293 --> 01:12:15,753 I'm not ticklish. 1351 01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:17,750 Hey! Where's the baby? 1352 01:12:17,796 --> 01:12:19,336 Everyone has a tickle spot! 1353 01:12:19,381 --> 01:12:20,261 My ears! 1354 01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:21,629 Stop it! 1355 01:12:23,218 --> 01:12:24,468 Little brats! 1356 01:12:31,059 --> 01:12:34,649 Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. 1357 01:12:34,688 --> 01:12:36,608 Not you, not anybody! 1358 01:12:36,648 --> 01:12:38,268 Baby Corp is through. 1359 01:12:38,317 --> 01:12:39,897 I win! Ha! 1360 01:12:39,943 --> 01:12:40,943 Wrong! 1361 01:12:41,778 --> 01:12:43,658 You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1362 01:12:44,907 --> 01:12:46,867 - That's right! - What? 1363 01:12:46,909 --> 01:12:48,699 You're supposed to end with... 1364 01:12:48,744 --> 01:12:49,914 Argh! 1365 01:12:50,746 --> 01:12:51,786 En garde! 1366 01:12:54,249 --> 01:12:55,209 You're fired! 1367 01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:57,250 And here's your severance package! 1368 01:13:03,467 --> 01:13:05,257 Take that, you scurvy scallywag! 1369 01:13:05,302 --> 01:13:06,142 Argh! 1370 01:13:06,178 --> 01:13:07,968 One minute and counting. 1371 01:13:11,433 --> 01:13:12,683 - Help! - Anybody! 1372 01:13:13,685 --> 01:13:16,435 Tim! What are you doing? 1373 01:13:18,232 --> 01:13:19,232 No! 1374 01:13:19,566 --> 01:13:21,226 Mom, Dad, I'm coming! 1375 01:13:21,276 --> 01:13:22,356 Is that you? 1376 01:13:22,736 --> 01:13:24,736 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this! 1377 01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:26,360 - Are you okay? - Is the baby all right? 1378 01:13:26,406 --> 01:13:27,486 Yes, the baby's fine. 1379 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:28,833 Who was that? 1380 01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:30,487 That was me! 1381 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:31,616 The baby's fine. 1382 01:13:33,247 --> 01:13:34,657 It won't budge! 1383 01:13:34,706 --> 01:13:36,036 What's happening? 1384 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:37,083 Wait a second! 1385 01:13:37,376 --> 01:13:38,666 Hey. 1386 01:13:38,710 --> 01:13:40,170 I know a way to move my parents. 1387 01:13:40,212 --> 01:13:41,452 - How? - We can use the puppies! 1388 01:13:41,964 --> 01:13:42,964 Upsies. 1389 01:13:43,382 --> 01:13:44,672 I need upsies. 1390 01:13:44,716 --> 01:13:46,256 But what if you "go baby" again? 1391 01:13:46,301 --> 01:13:48,551 It'll be fine. Fine, fine. 1392 01:13:48,595 --> 01:13:49,595 Fine! 1393 01:13:49,638 --> 01:13:51,098 It'll be fine. 1394 01:13:51,139 --> 01:13:52,599 Hang on to your diaper! 1395 01:14:03,318 --> 01:14:04,568 We're moving! 1396 01:14:04,611 --> 01:14:05,951 Why are we moving? 1397 01:14:05,988 --> 01:14:07,408 All right, Mom and Dad, hang on! 1398 01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:10,700 T-minus 30 seconds. 1399 01:14:10,742 --> 01:14:12,162 Oh, no! Wait! 1400 01:14:12,786 --> 01:14:13,946 Hold on! 1401 01:14:13,996 --> 01:14:15,246 Go, Tim! Get your parents... 1402 01:14:15,747 --> 01:14:16,917 out of here. 1403 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,290 You've gotta jump! 1404 01:14:19,793 --> 01:14:21,463 Come on, it's a piece of cake! 1405 01:14:22,421 --> 01:14:24,591 No! No patty cake! Get down! 1406 01:14:25,924 --> 01:14:29,094 Don't cry. I'm sorry. Please don't cry! 1407 01:14:30,929 --> 01:14:32,009 20 seconds. 1408 01:14:37,186 --> 01:14:38,976 15 seconds. 1409 01:14:44,484 --> 01:14:48,284 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1410 01:14:49,781 --> 01:14:53,541 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1411 01:14:55,621 --> 01:14:57,501 All your life 1412 01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:03,666 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1413 01:15:05,297 --> 01:15:06,507 - Three... - Gotcha! 1414 01:15:06,548 --> 01:15:08,588 Two, one. 1415 01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:09,684 Blast off! 1416 01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:23,648 Yeah! 1417 01:15:25,484 --> 01:15:27,494 Hey, are you still in there? 1418 01:15:29,154 --> 01:15:30,154 Aha! 1419 01:15:34,284 --> 01:15:35,744 What happened? Did we win? 1420 01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:36,746 - We won! - We won? 1421 01:15:36,787 --> 01:15:39,497 - We won, we won, we won! - We won! Yes! 1422 01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:42,171 Victory nap! 1423 01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:47,917 You ruined everything! 1424 01:15:50,551 --> 01:15:52,591 It's not fair! It's not fair! 1425 01:15:52,636 --> 01:15:53,676 That's not right. 1426 01:15:54,388 --> 01:15:56,258 Now you're really going to pay! 1427 01:15:56,306 --> 01:15:59,266 Oh, yeah? It's time you pick on someone your own size! 1428 01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:02,270 What? 1429 01:16:04,064 --> 01:16:05,984 Eugene! You put me down! 1430 01:16:06,024 --> 01:16:07,864 You hear me? I am the boss of you! 1431 01:16:15,617 --> 01:16:18,157 This time, we'll raise him right. 1432 01:16:22,124 --> 01:16:24,544 I'm sure that's gonna turn out fine. 1433 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,340 Tim, what's happening? 1434 01:16:26,378 --> 01:16:27,958 Mom, Dad, hold on! 1435 01:16:29,339 --> 01:16:30,379 Yes! 1436 01:16:30,924 --> 01:16:32,344 - Tim? - Tim! 1437 01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:34,014 Tim! Are you okay? 1438 01:16:34,052 --> 01:16:35,262 I'm fine. We're fine. 1439 01:16:35,304 --> 01:16:36,474 You saved us. 1440 01:16:36,513 --> 01:16:37,893 You're our hero. 1441 01:16:37,931 --> 01:16:39,351 And a great big brother. 1442 01:16:40,559 --> 01:16:42,689 We love you both so much. 1443 01:16:42,728 --> 01:16:43,978 Both of us? 1444 01:16:44,021 --> 01:16:45,651 With all our heart. 1445 01:16:49,818 --> 01:16:51,528 Let's go home. 1446 01:16:59,244 --> 01:17:00,754 How do I look? 1447 01:17:03,957 --> 01:17:05,417 You look great. 1448 01:17:13,967 --> 01:17:15,927 Well, team, good job. 1449 01:17:15,969 --> 01:17:19,429 Staci, this letter should get you into the school of your choice. 1450 01:17:21,975 --> 01:17:23,935 - Kindergarten? - That's right. 1451 01:17:23,977 --> 01:17:25,477 And if there's anything else... 1452 01:17:25,521 --> 01:17:26,601 How about a raise? 1453 01:17:26,647 --> 01:17:27,977 Staci, you don't get paid. 1454 01:17:28,023 --> 01:17:29,417 - One million ziggity-five! - Eight! 1455 01:17:29,441 --> 01:17:30,401 - A tricycle! - Skates! 1456 01:17:30,442 --> 01:17:31,402 - Candy corn? - Lollipop! 1457 01:17:31,443 --> 01:17:32,443 Deal. 1458 01:17:34,238 --> 01:17:36,068 Best boss ever. 1459 01:17:36,114 --> 01:17:38,874 And you guys don't always have to toe the company line, you know? 1460 01:17:38,909 --> 01:17:40,289 It's okay to think for yourself. 1461 01:17:40,327 --> 01:17:41,287 - No, sir! - No way! 1462 01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:42,578 That's a terrible idea! 1463 01:17:42,621 --> 01:17:44,121 That's the attitude. 1464 01:17:44,164 --> 01:17:45,391 - You're so right! - You've got it, sir! 1465 01:17:45,415 --> 01:17:46,615 - You're the man! - Absolutely! 1466 01:17:48,126 --> 01:17:49,376 Here you go, big guy. 1467 01:17:50,504 --> 01:17:51,714 You've earned it. 1468 01:17:55,717 --> 01:17:57,047 You wanna hug me, don't you? 1469 01:18:00,639 --> 01:18:02,809 I'll miss you too, buddy. Okay. 1470 01:18:05,894 --> 01:18:08,064 - There, there. - It'll be okay, big guy. 1471 01:18:08,522 --> 01:18:09,522 So... 1472 01:18:10,899 --> 01:18:12,029 you did it. 1473 01:18:12,067 --> 01:18:14,237 No. We did it. 1474 01:18:14,903 --> 01:18:18,243 By the way, congratulations on your promotion. 1475 01:18:18,282 --> 01:18:22,242 The corner office, the private potty. All that stuff. 1476 01:18:22,286 --> 01:18:23,906 But, hey! How about you? 1477 01:18:23,954 --> 01:18:26,044 You have your parents all to yourself. 1478 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:33,003 So what am I gonna tell Mom and Dad after you leave? 1479 01:18:33,046 --> 01:18:34,166 Don't worry. 1480 01:18:34,214 --> 01:18:36,844 Baby Corp has a procedure for situations like this. 1481 01:18:36,884 --> 01:18:39,764 It'll be like I was never born. 1482 01:18:41,013 --> 01:18:42,223 I almost forgot! 1483 01:18:44,766 --> 01:18:46,726 No way! Lam-Lam! 1484 01:18:46,768 --> 01:18:48,398 - You fixed her. - Yep. 1485 01:18:48,437 --> 01:18:50,767 She's as good as new. She's a tough one. 1486 01:18:52,357 --> 01:18:54,897 Well, I guess we both got what we wanted. 1487 01:18:54,943 --> 01:18:56,403 It's a win-win. 1488 01:19:08,457 --> 01:19:09,707 Probably should... 1489 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:10,750 Yeah. 1490 01:19:11,293 --> 01:19:13,963 So, stay in school. 1491 01:19:14,004 --> 01:19:16,174 I don't really have a choice. 1492 01:19:16,215 --> 01:19:17,225 Yeah, right. 1493 01:19:18,592 --> 01:19:20,432 - Goodbye, Tim. - Bye. 1494 01:19:35,025 --> 01:19:36,565 Yeah, right. 1495 01:20:05,264 --> 01:20:07,274 He left as suddenly as he arrived. 1496 01:20:07,724 --> 01:20:08,644 Bye. 1497 01:20:08,684 --> 01:20:11,904 Finally, my life was perfect again. 1498 01:20:17,317 --> 01:20:19,357 Forget about the baby. 1499 01:20:19,403 --> 01:20:21,863 Forget about the baby. 1500 01:20:36,545 --> 01:20:37,675 Oopsies! 1501 01:20:37,713 --> 01:20:38,923 Pardon me, big fella. 1502 01:20:58,775 --> 01:21:01,235 Surprise! 1503 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,370 Hooray! 1504 01:21:39,650 --> 01:21:40,940 Forget about the baby? 1505 01:21:42,361 --> 01:21:43,901 No, thanks. I'm good. 1506 01:21:44,321 --> 01:21:45,531 Okie-dokie. 1507 01:23:21,210 --> 01:23:22,290 Argh. 1508 01:23:36,517 --> 01:23:38,097 Dear Boss Baby... 1509 01:23:38,143 --> 01:23:40,103 I don't usually write very much... 1510 01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:43,305 but now I know that memos are very important things. 1511 01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:45,727 Even though I never went to business school... 1512 01:23:45,776 --> 01:23:48,106 I did learn to share in kindergarten. 1513 01:23:48,153 --> 01:23:50,993 And if there isn't enough love for the two of us... 1514 01:23:51,031 --> 01:23:53,371 then I wanna give you all of mine. 1515 01:24:23,146 --> 01:24:24,936 I would like to offer you a job. 1516 01:24:24,982 --> 01:24:26,232 It will be hard work... 1517 01:24:26,275 --> 01:24:28,325 and there will be no pay. 1518 01:24:29,111 --> 01:24:32,111 But the good news is that you can never be fired. 1519 01:24:33,699 --> 01:24:35,329 And I promise you this. 1520 01:24:35,868 --> 01:24:38,658 Every morning when you wake up, I will be there. 1521 01:24:38,704 --> 01:24:41,164 Every night at dinner, I will be there. 1522 01:24:41,206 --> 01:24:43,826 Every birthday party, every Christmas morning... 1523 01:24:43,876 --> 01:24:45,036 I will be there. 1524 01:24:47,588 --> 01:24:50,168 Year after year after year. 1525 01:24:55,971 --> 01:24:58,101 We will grow old together. 1526 01:24:59,474 --> 01:25:01,644 And you and I will always... 1527 01:25:02,561 --> 01:25:03,561 be brothers. 1528 01:25:04,146 --> 01:25:05,146 Always. 1529 01:25:26,001 --> 01:25:29,051 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 1530 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:33,588 What's the point, Wizzie? 1531 01:25:33,634 --> 01:25:36,014 Because it's 7:00 a.m. 1532 01:25:36,053 --> 01:25:38,763 I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult. 1533 01:25:43,310 --> 01:25:45,100 It's okay, little halfling. 1534 01:25:45,145 --> 01:25:47,105 Sometimes, I get confused too. 1535 01:25:47,147 --> 01:25:49,817 Especially during daylight savings time. 1536 01:25:49,858 --> 01:25:51,818 Spring forward, fall back. 1537 01:25:51,860 --> 01:25:54,200 We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! 1538 01:25:54,238 --> 01:25:57,868 There is no spring, only darkness and winter! 1539 01:25:57,908 --> 01:26:00,328 I'm not confused at all, Wizzie. 1540 01:26:00,369 --> 01:26:01,449 I just miss him. 1541 01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:17,092 Tim, look who's here! 1542 01:26:17,845 --> 01:26:19,555 It's your new baby... 1543 01:26:19,596 --> 01:26:20,676 Brother! 1544 01:26:21,473 --> 01:26:23,063 You're here! You're really here! 1545 01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:24,390 Gentle, gentle. 1546 01:26:24,434 --> 01:26:26,444 You came back! 1547 01:26:27,187 --> 01:26:30,357 Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton. 1548 01:26:30,816 --> 01:26:31,816 Lindsey? 1549 01:26:34,653 --> 01:26:36,653 Who's ticklish? Who's ticklish? 1550 01:26:36,697 --> 01:26:37,907 Here you go. 1551 01:26:42,035 --> 01:26:44,195 So, that's my story. 1552 01:26:45,914 --> 01:26:47,124 Our story. 1553 01:26:48,083 --> 01:26:51,673 Luckily for me and my little brother, it had a happy ending. 1554 01:26:53,672 --> 01:26:55,842 Is that a true story, Daddy? 1555 01:26:55,883 --> 01:26:58,183 Well, sweetie, that's how I remember it. 1556 01:26:58,218 --> 01:27:00,098 - But you know what I found out? - What? 1557 01:27:00,137 --> 01:27:02,507 There's plenty of love for everyone. 1558 01:27:02,556 --> 01:27:03,636 Even me? 1559 01:27:03,682 --> 01:27:05,312 Especially you. 1560 01:27:05,350 --> 01:27:06,850 Just ask your Uncle Ted. 1561 01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:09,354 Hey, kid, I hear you're gonna have a baby sister. 1562 01:27:09,396 --> 01:27:10,766 I wanted a horse. 1563 01:27:10,814 --> 01:27:13,534 Here you go, kid. Go get yourself a horse. 1564 01:27:13,567 --> 01:27:16,437 You know, I'm proud of you, Leslie. 1565 01:27:16,486 --> 01:27:18,066 Back at ya, Lindsey. 1566 01:27:28,457 --> 01:27:30,457 Hi there, baby sister. 1567 01:30:24,299 --> 01:30:25,179 Argh! 1568 01:30:25,217 --> 01:30:26,547 All right, guys. 1569 01:30:26,593 --> 01:30:27,763 Time for bed. 1570 01:30:27,803 --> 01:30:30,013 Come on, Mom. Just a little longer. 1571 01:30:30,055 --> 01:30:31,345 Okay. 1572 01:37:09,621 --> 01:37:13,171 Wake up, little halflings! It's time to leave. 1573 01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:16,628 Go and live your peasant lives. 1574 01:37:17,671 --> 01:37:19,131 Be gone with you! 105283