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You know the pain that I've
endured these past
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few months, Leo?
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All for a new face?
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No, you couldn't
even imagine it.
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Look at ya,
young, handsome...
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But you're still gonna
be handsome, Lex.
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Handsome?
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I had to cut into my face,
my body and my voice,
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age myself 15 years,
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15 years
of my youth, lost.
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Gone, for what?
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For what?
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So Superboy
won't recognize you.
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All because of Superboy.
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I look like a...
Like this.
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I had to burn off my own
fingerprints, Leo.
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Tell me, can you fathom what
I've had to put
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myself through to
escape from Superboy?
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We'll get our revenge, Lex,
we've got the plan.
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Ah, yes.
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Yes indeed.
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We've got the plan.
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Thanks to this
clever gentleman
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and the astonishing weapon
his firm has
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developed for Uncle Sam.
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A weapon so powerful
they've even named it
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the Superboy.
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The Superboy!
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It's ironic the weapon
that's so flatteringly named
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after the boy is the very one
that'll snuff out his life.
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I'm more concerned
about Superboy.
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You sure he's
going to show up?
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Yes, he'll...
He should be here.
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And I do hope you
appreciate the fact
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that I'm going in
to take these photos.
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So, don't blame me
if they don't turn out.
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Oh, hi, um, Lana Lang,
Shuster College.
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There should be two passes
left for us by Superboy.
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You're on the list but
Superboy's not here yet.
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Yeah, I know.
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But I'm sure he'll
show up, right, Clark?
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Right, right.
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Thank you for
coming, gentlemen.
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Ooh, look at that Lana.
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Mmm.
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Oh, she's much too pretty
to be hanging out
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with that four-eyed
nerd, Clark Kent.
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She always liked me, Leo.
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Did you know that?
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Who wouldn't
like you, Lex?
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A lot of people when they find
out I'm the one that's
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gonna kill Superboy.
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We are in position, sir.
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Okay, standby.
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Look, are you sure
he's going to show up?
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Superboy never
breaks a promise.
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Come on, Lana, we've
got things to do.
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How about you take some
photographs of the gun
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and I'll get an interview
with the scientist
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who invented the weapon?
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-Okay.
-Okay?
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Uh-huh.
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Sorry, I'm late in
getting here, sir.
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I can't tell you how
much I appreciate
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your being here.
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You've contributed
so generously
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to good cause, it's
the least I could do.
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After all, the weapon's named
after me.
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Glad you could
make it, Superboy.
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It's showtime, folks.
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Let's get this
show on the road.
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Locking in on target.
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Prepare to fire, sir.
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Not quite yet.
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What's going on?
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I can't control it, sir.
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The override's
not functioning.
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Try the secondary
access then.
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Run, move out.
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Come on, Ms. Lang.
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Where's Clark?
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Fire.
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That was a full five hundred
pound charge.
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It would have
vaporized a 747.
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How could I
have been wrong?
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Are you okay, Superboy?
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I think so.
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I don't know what could have
happened.
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Are you sure
you're all right.
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Another 25 percent charge
and then we'll see
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if Superboy would
have been dead.
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Well, if at first
you don't succeed.
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Oh my God,
it's aiming again.
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Superboy!
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He scrambled
my program.
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Maybe we
better split, Lex.
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For now.
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Well?
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How do I look?
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It's...It's different, Lex.
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Different?
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Hmm.
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Different indeed.
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Well, with this face,
I can kill
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two birds with one stone
all right.
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Oh, I look old.
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It looks good, real good.
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There's no going back.
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This is my new face.
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I think it looks
real good, Lex.
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No one'll ever
recognize you.
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No one?
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Not even you, Leo?
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Won't you recognize
me anymore, huh?
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I don't know
what you mean.
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Let me explain, boy.
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This is the huanebetai,
the preferred weapon
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of the huaorani tribe
of the Amazon rain forest.
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The dart is tipped
with curare, a poison
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so potent that in a few seconds
the victim
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suffers an
excruciating death.
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So sorry about
the pain, Leo.
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Can't be helped.
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Guns make such a mess.
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Lex, no please!
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We grew up together!
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We're friends.
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You were friends
with Lex Luthor.
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Alas, he is no more.
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Smile, Leo, you're
about to pass on
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to a higher plane
of existence.
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No, no, please, no!
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Oh, come on, Leo,
I'm just kidding.
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You don't really think
I'd kill you, do you?
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What, do you think
I don't have a heart?
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Ah, Lex, you really had me going
there for a second,
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I'll really tell you.
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Ah!
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Of course I have a heart, Leo,
a very cold heart.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Eckworth,
I didn't hear you come
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out of the office.
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That's quite all right.
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I was bringing
this right in.
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Huh, thank you.
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Oh, um...I don't want to be
disturbed for the rest
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of the day.
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Yes, sir.
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I want to send
a memo to marketing.
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I want to have the...
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Who the devil are you?
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Warren Eckworth.
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I am you
and you are dead.
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Yes, sir.
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I've just closed a big deal
with a new supplier,
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the Lexor Corporation,
so I'll need a rather large
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check from accounting
in this amount.
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Have them draft
it immediately.
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Yes, sir.
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Mm, would you have the freight
department send
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me up a crate after lunch
about six feet long?
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I have to pack
a dead body.
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Oh, sure.
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Oh, and get me
in touch with uh,
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the chief engineer in charge
of the Superboy Gun, uh...
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Mr. Henderson.
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Henderson, him.
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On the private line as usual,
Mr. Eckworth?
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As usual.
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Hello...Hello...Hello.
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Henderson, listen carefully.
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I want you to Jack
up the power
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on the Superboy Gun.
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I wa...I...
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I'm fully aware
that it meets
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the defense department's
specifications,
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however it doesn't
meet mine.
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I want you to Jack it up
a full 25 percent...
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Make it 50 percent.
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Believe me, Henderson,
I have my reasons.
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To the front page
of the paper.
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I guess TJ really made the right
move by going
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to work for
his dad's paper.
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Yeah, it kinda blows
your mind, huh.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You never answered
my question.
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Where were you when that missile
hit Superboy?
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I looked for you everywhere.
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Yo, Andy Mcalister
reporting to being,
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first floor second building.
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And you must be
my roommate Clark Kent.
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Close, Lana Lang.
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I'm Clark
and that's your bed.
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No, no can do.
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See uh, I gotta sleep
with my head facing north.
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And it has to do with the way
my mind creates.
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I'm gonna have to switch.
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What, no beer?
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We're not allowed to have
alcoholic beverages
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in the dorms.
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-Is he serious?
-Uh-huh.
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Did you say your name was
Mcalister?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Capital M, small C.
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It says here I'm supposed to be
with a guy named
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Johnson as my roommate.
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Clark, I wanted
to live with you.
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I pulled some strings down
at the administration building.
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See, I hear that you know
Superboy pretty well
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and I'm a big fan
of the superguy myself.
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In fact,
I got us little
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business propositions
to talk over with him.
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Geez, I don't know, Superboy
kinda likes to keep to himself
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and I, I just don't know
if I would
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be able to do
something like this.
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Clark, we're talking
finder's fee.
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It's some big bucks.
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Okay, for example, what does
this look like?
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It looks like a glass you wear
around your neck.
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Okay, it's a glass that you wear
around your neck.
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But you're not thinking.
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How many times you're hanging
out with friends,
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slamming a couple brewskies,
you're tipsy,
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whatnot, you slip, whoa!
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Splat, all over the floor.
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But this chain keeps it safely
around your neck
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for you to continue
to enjoy.
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No mess, no spills.
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Trying to get a meeting set up
with proctor and gamble.
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Could be a very, very big
Christmas thing.
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You ever do
any modeling?
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Uh, no.
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Well, I have this idea,
swimsuit calendars,
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the girls of Shuster College,
and I'd really
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like to meet with you.
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Are you serious?
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Well, not talking
total nudity.
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Uh, I think this is
the part where I exit.
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Clark, good luck,
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it's Andy, right?
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Right, right.
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I can't say that
I'm that anxious
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to meet you again.
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Oh, babe, I'll grow on you.
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I swear.
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Okay, you don't happen to have
a younger sister
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do you?
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She's outrageous.
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You...You and her
ever, you know.
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Lana?
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Yeah.
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No, we're just friends.
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So, you don't mind if I spend
a weekend with her?
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This is great.
I love this place.
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Ms. Lang.
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Mr. Eckworth, hello.
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Hello.
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Would you be interested
in taking
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some exclusive photos
of the Superboy Gun?
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Am I?
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Well, just come with me.
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I, um, thought we were
gonna see the weapon.
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How do you like it?
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It's beautiful.
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00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,600
Now about the photos
on the Superboy Gun,
265
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,920
what I'd like
to do is maybe...
266
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,120
Try it on.
267
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,760
I think the bride
would resent that.
268
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,760
Why would you resent it?
269
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,320
Hey, look, I didn't come here
for this, okay?
270
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,760
Would you mind
unlocking this door?
271
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,120
Why?
272
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,120
So I can leave.
273
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,200
I control a multibillion dollar
corporation,
274
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,480
I'm filthy rich and not
too bad to look at,
275
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,040
not really, am I?
276
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,640
Not as good as I looked
a couple of months ago
277
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,120
but well...Never mind.
278
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,280
I can give you anything
you want, take you
279
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,760
anywhere you want to go.
280
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,640
Meet the most important people
in the world.
281
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,640
You are really sick!
282
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,280
Now, any woman in their right
mind would kill
283
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,600
for the chance
I'm offering you.
284
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,760
Would you get
away from me?
285
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,080
Now, now, now, now, now,
you'll get used to me
286
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,560
once we're married.
287
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,400
You're crazy to think
I would marry you.
288
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:13,320
Don't you ever
call me crazy.
289
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,400
It's Superboy, isn't it?
290
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,000
You'd rather have him
than an old man like me, huh?
291
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,480
Well, you want
to know a secret?
292
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,560
This is just a mask.
293
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,280
I'm really young
inside the mask,
294
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,000
I'm young like Superboy.
295
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,880
What do you mean?
296
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,120
Plastic surgery.
297
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:41,560
I even put acid on my vocal
cords to lower my voice.
298
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,000
Why are you
telling me all this?
299
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:50,040
Well, you should know
who I really am.
300
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,040
You want to guess?
301
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,560
What are you
talking about?
302
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,840
Come on, guess.
303
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,400
I don't know.
304
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,040
You don't know
me, really?
305
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:06,280
Your old school
chum, Lex Luthor.
306
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,640
No, it's impossible.
307
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:13,520
Nothing's
impossible for me.
308
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,520
Why?
309
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,000
Because of Superboy.
310
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,160
He made me do all this.
311
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,200
Now you get
into that dress!
312
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:32,240
This is what one might call
an intravenous love potion.
313
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,280
Now then, my beloved, if you
don't put your bridal gown on
314
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:40,200
like a good girl, I'll be forced
to inject you with this.
315
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,320
Make your choice.
316
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:53,160
Ah, I knew I could depend
on you to choose wisely.
317
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:58,640
Now then my blushing bride,
I've made all the arrangements.
318
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:02,280
We're going to be married
in a small, out of the way
319
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,880
prison, very old, very quaint
with a lovely old
320
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,720
antique gallows
in the main prison.
321
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:12,160
You probably know the place,
the old abandoned prison
322
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,760
out on
interstate 5, hmm?
323
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,160
Toodle-loo.
324
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,040
Good afternoon,
Mcalister Productions.
325
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,440
Andy, listen, this is Lana,
put Clark on.
326
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,360
He's not here right now.
327
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,720
Lana, are you okay?
328
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,160
No, I'm in trouble.
329
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,720
Andy, listen.
I don't have much time.
330
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,960
Lex Luthor is forcing
me to marry him.
331
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,200
He's taking me to some
abandoned prison
332
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,880
on the outskirts of town.
333
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,480
Tell Clark, you got that?
334
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,800
Lana, Lana?
335
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,760
Have you met
my best man?
336
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,200
Leo, Lana,
Lana, Leo.
337
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,640
He's the silent type.
338
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,040
And I thought it was only
fitting that your friend,
339
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,680
Mr. Eckworth,
give you away.
340
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,320
We are gathered here today
to join this happy
341
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,320
couple in holy matrimony.
342
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,760
You'll never
get away with this.
343
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,040
Superboy will show up.
344
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,960
I hope he shows up.
345
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:36,840
Lana Lang and Lex Luthor
have chosen each other
346
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,600
over all others.
347
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,640
Lex, why are you
doing this to me?
348
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:46,080
I'm doing this to Superboy
for revenge and for love.
349
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,080
And for fun.
350
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,520
Would the groom put the ring
on the bride's finger?
351
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,400
If there is anyone present
who objects to this wedding,
352
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,280
let him speak now
or forever hold his peace.
353
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,000
I object.
354
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,600
-Superboy!
-Right on schedule.
355
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,040
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
356
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,680
That's close enough, Superboy.
357
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,440
He's got the gun.
358
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,040
Say cheese.
359
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,120
You killed him!
360
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:33,240
That was the plan,
my dear wife.
361
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,080
Clear.
362
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,320
I'm afraid he'll
never walk again.
363
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,240
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