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I found it! I found the coupon!
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Okay, team, in three minutes, this
50%‐off‐breakfast coupon
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becomes a 0%‐off‐breakfast coupon,
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so buckle up.
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[Door closes]
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[Sighs] What is it, Ray?
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Why must it always be like this?
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There is no way we can make
it there in three minutes.
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- The place is 10 minutes away.
- [Engine starts]
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- Is that a challenge?
- No, not a challenge.
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I believe you can do it. Don't show me.
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[Dolly Parton's "9 to 5" plays]
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[Tires screech]
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[Scoffs] 10 minutes.
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♪ Tumble out of bed, and
I stumble to the kitchen ♪
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♪ Pour myself a cup of ambition ♪
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♪ And yawn and stretch... ♪
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Yeah, construction. Evade.
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[Tires screech]
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♪ Jump in the shower, and
the blood starts pumpin' ♪
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♪ Out on the street, the
traffic starts jumpin' ♪
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♪ With folks like me on
the job from 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
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Mmm. Hazelnut.
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‐ Nice, right?
‐ Delicious.
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♪ What a way to make a livin' ♪
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♪ Barely gettin' by ♪
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Not a lane! Not a lane!
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Not a lane!
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♪ They just use your mind ♪
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Hey! Whoa! What's the matter with you?!
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If you would put oil in it beforehand,
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you wouldn't be in
the middle of the road!
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You better listen to the little girl.
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Do you want to be behind
the van or under it?
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Do you want to be under the van?
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♪ ...for service and devotion ♪
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♪ You would... ♪
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[Radar gun beeps]
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[Siren wails]
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Not her.
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[Wailing stops]
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Life's too short.
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♪ 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
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And here we are.
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[Tires screech]
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♪ I swear, sometimes,
that man is out... ♪
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Excuse me.
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There's no handicapped
placard on your car.
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Do you expect me to walk
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from all the way over there to just...
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I'm sorry, love. You were saying?
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Something about difficulty walking?
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She got difficulty walking, darling.
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Aw.
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Oi! Oi!
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Yeah, hello.
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Now, these... these
need a bit of a tune‐up,
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but he's all there upstairs,
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and he's got a thing about staring.
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That's the finger.
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Work in progress.
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Ray: H‐E‐R‐E...
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"Here." Why are we here?
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I don't know.
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Maybe she got a
coupon for a crack house.
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Ha!
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I‐T... "It"...
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S‐U... "sucks."
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It sucks.
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So negative, Ray. You
haven't even seen the place.
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No, JJ said it.
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Of course you
didn't, did you, sweetheart?
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Bully.
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Now, I know you're
wondering why we're here.
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Well, we're moving!
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What? To here?
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Yes!
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Their high school just laid
down a $2 million track.
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I'm sorry. Moving? Changing
schools again?
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This will be the sixth
school in two years.
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We're moving because I
found the perfect situation
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for your brother.
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It is a plain old class
with a full‐time aide,
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someone who's gonna be by your side,
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reading from your
board wherever you go...
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a voice.
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No more special ed. Brilliant, right?
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It's awesome,
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but Newport Beach is crazy expensive.
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Son, are you familiar with the phrase,
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"Pick the worst house in
the best neighborhood"?
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Let's take the tour.
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It's right next to the freeway.
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No, it's close to the freeway.
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[Train rumbling]
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It's right next to the train!
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The deck...
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[Door creaks]
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...was located here.
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So you're gonna want
to avoid the deck area.
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Knock on it.
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[Clangs]
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It's a cell tower.
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‐ It is.
‐ Yeah, it is.
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Like 30 bars. I can call God.
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G‐I‐R‐L‐S.
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"Girls"?
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Yeah, of course an aide will
help you talk to girls.
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Ha!
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Oh. [Laughs] Yeah.
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Hey, Ray, JJ says
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we should try and
get an aide for you, too.
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[Both laughing]
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[Chuckles]
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[Television playing indistinctly]
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Something up?
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Uh, let's take a ride.
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We'll go watch the cars.
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Ray: I don't want to move,
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and I can't watch Mom
get disappointed again.
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She thinks it's gonna
fix everything, but it won't,
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and we'll be on to
the next perfect place.
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[Tires screech]
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Oh, nice one!
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[Chuckling] Oh, awesome!
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You know that. Why
don't you say anything?
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'Cause your mom
believes, and I love her for it.
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I'm not gonna take that away from her.
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[Sighs] Look, I get it.
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You're doing great in school.
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You've got your friend next door,
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who sucks, by the way... hard.
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That kid sucks hard.
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‐ You're just...
- Hold on.
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[Tires screech]
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And there goes the muffler!
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That is glorious.
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[Sighs] All right, how about this?
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We've got the old
house for a couple of weeks.
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I was gonna go there and pack.
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What if I don't,
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and if the new place doesn't work out,
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we just go home?
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Oh, my God.
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I get to be right, and
you get to be lazy.
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Those are our favorite things.
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Yeah.
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[Tires screech]
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Oh, saw sparks on that one. So, so cool.
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Everybody wants to drive
around with a fat guy.
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Wrong hill, pal!
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Okay, let's go get JJ a voice.
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Gonna miss you, bro.
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You're leaving a lot
of ass on the table.
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I'm gonna miss having
someone else around
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who cares about astronomy.
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But, dude, you're my wingman.
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If you're not talking me up,
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I'm not sure I'd get that
Sophia at that party last week.
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I‐I did.
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We were all like... Aaahhhh.
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And... And then, we...
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Unh!
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Unh.
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Unh. Unh. Unh
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[High‐pitched voice] Unh! Unh! Unh!
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[Normal voice] Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh!
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JJ is so excited.
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He's never had an aide speak for
him before... just mum.
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Suppose he is 16 now. It's
time his voice changed.
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[Laughs]
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Oh, yeah, no. That means he's laughing.
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"Is my new voice guy cool?"
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Well, it's a she, and...
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JJ! Hello, sugar!
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I cannot wait to be the ambassador
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for such a hip, young dude.
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I hit the Urban Dictionary
and got up on all the lingo.
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I was thinking I'd call you J‐Tizzy.
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Oh, yeah, don't do that.
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Maya: Look at this.
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Didn't I tell you this
place was gonna be great?
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[School bell rings]
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"Dad, I hate...
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this lady's voice."
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Yeah, son, it's not great.
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Oh, the DiMeos. Hello.
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I'm Dr. Miller, your school principal,
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and we are so glad that you're here
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just in time for
tonight's big school fair.
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The theme is "inclusivity."
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You said there wasn't gonna be a theme.
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Well, you'll find we take great pride
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in our progressive and
thoughtful environment.
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In fact, we just changed
the mascot from a Viking,
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with its connotation of pillaging
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and male sexual aggression,
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to a sea slug,
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which has both male
and female genitalia.
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Huh?
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Okay, then. Let's go
to school, shall we?
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Where's the wheelchair ramp?
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Right. About that.
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Bye, kids! Have a great day!
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A garbage ramp?
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It's not just a garbage ramp.
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No, it's a garbage‐and‐my‐son ramp.
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No, according to the district,
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it's acceptable alternate access.
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Oh, look, there's someone else
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on the acceptable alternate access now.
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What disabled luminary is on
his way to the Dumpster today?
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Oh, my God!
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It's space genius Stephen Hawking.
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Enchanted, Professor. How are you?
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What is this? Is this a play?
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Kenneth, Mrs. DiMeo's
son uses a wheelchair.
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Can you assure her this is
our normal disabled egress?
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Sure, it is.
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For a ball game last week,
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we pushed a sweet,
crippled grandmother...
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"Crippled"? Did you say "crippled"?
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Oh, Kenneth. Sweet Kenneth.
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Okay, crash course in
basic human dignity.
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Let's play a little game I
like to call "Trash or Person?"
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I'll start you off with an easy one.
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Empty bag of manure... trash or person?
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Go!
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Um. I...
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It's trash!
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Trash. Of course it is.
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Bottle... Drunk by a person.
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Drunk by a person, but it's trash.
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Trash or person? Trash!
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Yep.
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[School bell rings]
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Hey. Are you new? I'm Matt.
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You seem great, Matt, but
I'm just here for the day.
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Are you, Dr. Miller,
trash? Or are you a person?
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I'm a...
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You're a person, Dr. Miller.
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Of course I am.
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Of course you are a person.
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Oh, Doctor.
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Listen, here's what I
think should happen...
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No, I'll tell you what's
going to happen.
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You're gonna build a ramp in front.
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Furthermore, I would
like "Crippled" here
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to be cited for his language,
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which I think should
be deemed hate speech.
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Be it so deemed.
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Look, Miss...
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I enjoy your blind‐side energy.
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And speaking as the
black man in Newport,
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a person who gets pulled over twice
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before he pulls out of the parking lot,
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the irony of being called intolerant
is not lost on me.
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Now, if you don't
mind, I have a lot of work
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and a little bit of Lionel
Richie to get back to.
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Yeah.
262
00:09:37,195 --> 00:09:39,572
I don't like him.
263
00:09:39,573 --> 00:09:41,533
Nice to meet you, Blind Side.
264
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:46,287
He's here! He's here!
265
00:09:46,288 --> 00:09:48,205
[Applause]
266
00:09:48,206 --> 00:09:52,084
More, come on! Everybody stand!
267
00:09:52,085 --> 00:09:53,753
Oh, God. He can't stand.
268
00:09:53,754 --> 00:09:56,422
The ovation is
insensitive! Everybody down.
269
00:09:56,698 --> 00:09:59,199
Sorry. We're just excited.
270
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,704
We haven't had a
student before who's...
271
00:10:03,663 --> 00:10:05,540
...who has...
272
00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:10,419
...who is taller sitting down
273
00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,755
than any of us are standing up.
274
00:10:12,756 --> 00:10:14,215
We're done with the clapping!
275
00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:17,176
Your classmates have something
they want to share with you.
276
00:10:17,177 --> 00:10:18,594
Zachary?
277
00:10:18,595 --> 00:10:21,556
Zachary's cousin is deaf, so he gets it.
278
00:10:22,474 --> 00:10:24,643
- _
- Huh?
279
00:10:25,952 --> 00:10:28,371
"Why? You don't know me."
280
00:10:28,372 --> 00:10:30,706
Well, we don't have to.
You're an inspiration.
281
00:10:30,707 --> 00:10:33,376
So, what do you say, Mr. President?
282
00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:36,837
He says, "Eat a bag of..."
283
00:10:36,838 --> 00:10:39,257
He's flattered, and
he'll think about it!
284
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:43,418
[Stopwatch beeps]
285
00:10:43,419 --> 00:10:45,971
58 seconds! Dylan, are you kidding me?
286
00:10:45,972 --> 00:10:46,847
That's amazing.
287
00:10:46,848 --> 00:10:48,015
Thank you, Coach.
288
00:10:48,016 --> 00:10:49,350
72 seconds!
289
00:10:49,351 --> 00:10:51,310
Jackie, are you kidding me? Amazing!
290
00:10:51,311 --> 00:10:53,729
Sorry, Coach. 72 seconds?
That's not amazing.
291
00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:56,107
Yeah, it stinks, but what we value here
292
00:10:56,108 --> 00:10:58,901
is doing your best, whatever
that happens to be.
293
00:10:58,902 --> 00:11:00,319
Oh.
294
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,904
Why?
295
00:11:01,905 --> 00:11:02,822
Trust me. When...
296
00:11:02,823 --> 00:11:05,366
1:40. Emma, amazing!
297
00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:07,326
Not amazing, Emma!
298
00:11:07,327 --> 00:11:08,744
You're slow!
299
00:11:08,745 --> 00:11:11,580
Sign my petition? Build
a wheelchair ramp?
300
00:11:11,581 --> 00:11:12,790
Sign my petition?
301
00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:14,875
Come on. What... What is this, now?
302
00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:16,085
I'm raising awareness.
303
00:11:16,086 --> 00:11:17,670
Of the fact that you're nuts?
304
00:11:17,671 --> 00:11:20,340
Oh, word's out. Awareness is high.
305
00:11:22,759 --> 00:11:26,138
You are standing on the
flowers I just planted.
306
00:11:27,848 --> 00:11:29,348
Oh.
307
00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:31,142
I don't care.
308
00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:32,351
[Chuckles]
309
00:11:32,352 --> 00:11:35,146
Now, you... you're not gonna win.
310
00:11:35,147 --> 00:11:37,189
- Hmm?
- These people know who you are.
311
00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:40,067
They even had a big
meeting about how to handle you.
312
00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:42,069
- Handle me? What do you mean?
- Mm‐hmm.
313
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:44,405
They talked to some other
school that you went off on.
314
00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:45,781
Oh, what other school?
315
00:11:45,782 --> 00:11:46,699
‐ What, Lincoln?
‐ No.
316
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,616
‐ Woodbridge?
‐ No.
317
00:11:47,617 --> 00:11:48,367
‐ El Modena?
‐ No.
318
00:11:48,368 --> 00:11:49,660
Whitman? Marshall?
319
00:11:49,661 --> 00:11:50,590
Fountain Valley?
320
00:11:50,591 --> 00:11:52,013
Does the fact that
this is taking so long
321
00:11:52,014 --> 00:11:53,497
tell you anything about your patterns?
322
00:11:53,498 --> 00:11:56,083
Handle me, huh? Yeah, we'll see.
323
00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:58,377
What can I say? The
place seems great to me.
324
00:11:58,378 --> 00:11:59,211
Yeah.
325
00:11:59,212 --> 00:12:00,087
Oi!
326
00:12:00,088 --> 00:12:02,424
Sea Slug, office.
327
00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:10,807
♪ ♪
328
00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:26,114
Jillian: Can I help you?
329
00:12:27,908 --> 00:12:29,283
Oh, sorry.
330
00:12:29,284 --> 00:12:31,952
I was just looking for
the astronomy club.
331
00:12:31,953 --> 00:12:33,829
You found her. [Chuckles]
332
00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:35,247
Care to join?
333
00:12:35,248 --> 00:12:37,292
Me?
334
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:41,087
Okay.
335
00:12:43,798 --> 00:12:45,132
Jillian.
336
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:47,177
Uh, thank you?
337
00:12:52,974 --> 00:12:56,311
♪ ♪
338
00:12:59,564 --> 00:13:00,834
So, I told that principal,
339
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:04,360
"I'm not staying anywhere that
I'm not wanted... period."
340
00:13:04,361 --> 00:13:06,070
Does that mean we're done here?
341
00:13:06,071 --> 00:13:07,404
- Nothing's official yet, Jennifer.
- Check the contract.
342
00:13:07,405 --> 00:13:08,906
We have you till 6:00.
343
00:13:08,907 --> 00:13:10,908
What do we do? Do we go back?
344
00:13:10,909 --> 00:13:13,619
No, we should stay. JJ gets an aide.
345
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,621
I mean, we could find someone better...
346
00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:17,331
maybe a guy with a cooler voice.
347
00:13:17,332 --> 00:13:18,290
No offense.
348
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:19,833
No, I agree. May I go?
349
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:22,169
JJ's decided I sound like
a fairy godmother.
350
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:25,339
He's asked me to turn a
number of students into pumpkins.
351
00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:26,882
Yeah, he hates this school.
352
00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:30,344
He says his class
wants to make him... president?
353
00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:32,846
Fine. It's not for him... It's for me.
354
00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,056
I like the school.
355
00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:34,694
Why?
356
00:13:34,808 --> 00:13:37,810
They have a planetarium with
a girl in it who likes me.
357
00:13:37,811 --> 00:13:39,728
This will never happen again.
358
00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:42,481
Can you guys give it another shot?
359
00:13:42,482 --> 00:13:44,316
JJ, help me out.
360
00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:46,151
He says, "No...
361
00:13:46,152 --> 00:13:49,613
But my mouse friends and I
can make you a gown for the ball."
362
00:13:49,614 --> 00:13:50,823
Is that really necessary?
363
00:13:50,824 --> 00:13:51,981
Ray, come on.
364
00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:54,201
We can't decide to stay just
'cause you met some girl.
365
00:13:54,202 --> 00:13:55,047
No, of course not.
366
00:13:55,048 --> 00:13:56,912
It's something I want, so who cares?
367
00:13:56,913 --> 00:13:58,000
Forget what I said.
368
00:13:58,001 --> 00:13:59,498
Let's move. On to the next mistake.
369
00:13:59,499 --> 00:14:01,333
- Where are you going?
- The school fair.
370
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:02,876
No. They disrespected your brother.
371
00:14:02,877 --> 00:14:04,545
They insulted me. You're
not going to their fair.
372
00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:05,713
But she asked me.
373
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,214
Look, can you just have my back
374
00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:08,799
without an argument, just once?
375
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,718
In which fight? Who can keep track?
376
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,553
All right, both of you, calm down.
377
00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:14,034
I will not say "Bibbidi‐Bobbidi‐Boo."
378
00:14:14,035 --> 00:14:16,890
- I don't think that adds anything to the conversation!
- Yes, it does.
379
00:14:16,891 --> 00:14:18,892
Ray, I may find the
fights, but they start them.
380
00:14:18,893 --> 00:14:21,228
I'm not going to apologize for
taking care of your brother.
381
00:14:21,229 --> 00:14:22,146
He got the right mum.
382
00:14:22,147 --> 00:14:23,647
Yeah, he did.
383
00:14:23,648 --> 00:14:26,358
Really? You... Go upstairs.
384
00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:27,359
There's no upstairs here.
385
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,520
You... Go where your room is.
386
00:14:30,822 --> 00:14:32,698
[Door closes]
387
00:14:32,699 --> 00:14:33,992
I need some air.
388
00:14:46,938 --> 00:14:49,106
I'm right, right? He's wrong.
389
00:14:49,107 --> 00:14:51,860
I'm a little wet for this conversation.
390
00:14:57,341 --> 00:14:59,175
You fight and fight
391
00:14:59,176 --> 00:15:02,428
to make sure JJ has a normal life.
392
00:15:02,429 --> 00:15:04,764
Maybe he's not the only
one who deserves that.
393
00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:06,308
[Sighs]
394
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,231
Towel. Maya, towel.
395
00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:15,149
Maya, towel.
396
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,609
[Train whistle blows]
397
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:18,528
Ah. Good evening, commuters!
398
00:15:18,529 --> 00:15:20,655
- [Knock on door]
- Ray?
399
00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:22,073
Ray?
400
00:15:22,074 --> 00:15:26,035
Oh, listen, I know you
might want to stay here.
401
00:15:26,036 --> 00:15:29,664
And I know that I do
move you around a lot.
402
00:15:29,665 --> 00:15:31,197
Well, come on, love.
403
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,376
[Both scream]
404
00:15:33,377 --> 00:15:34,335
Where's Raymond?!
405
00:15:34,336 --> 00:15:35,670
He went to the fair!
406
00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:37,588
This was my idea. I need you to fire me.
407
00:15:37,589 --> 00:15:38,881
- You are fired!
- I can't take it here!
408
00:15:38,882 --> 00:15:41,008
- You people are crazy!
- You are fired!
409
00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:42,318
Ohh.
410
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,470
Now, the center's
gonna send you an evaluation.
411
00:15:44,471 --> 00:15:45,930
Get out!
412
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:48,433
♪ ♪
413
00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:52,770
[Siren wails]
414
00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:55,064
No, no. That's her again.
415
00:15:55,065 --> 00:15:58,151
♪ ♪
416
00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:02,573
This looks fun.
417
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,952
Uh...
418
00:16:08,287 --> 00:16:11,414
Jimmy: Yep. There's Mom's car.
419
00:16:11,415 --> 00:16:14,125
All right, one of you should
run with me and stop Mom.
420
00:16:14,126 --> 00:16:16,002
One of you should stay with the van.
421
00:16:16,003 --> 00:16:19,047
Hmm. What might be a
good division of labor?
422
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,799
Finger. Fair.
423
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,343
[Door opens]
424
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,637
You look nervous.
425
00:16:26,638 --> 00:16:28,931
I'm not a big heights guy.
426
00:16:28,932 --> 00:16:30,600
I'll keep you safe.
427
00:16:30,601 --> 00:16:34,229
♪ ♪
428
00:16:35,772 --> 00:16:36,981
Uh...
429
00:16:36,982 --> 00:16:38,316
Uh‐oh.
430
00:16:38,317 --> 00:16:39,442
Zane: Jill, what the hell?
431
00:16:39,443 --> 00:16:40,276
Zane.
432
00:16:40,277 --> 00:16:40,958
Zane?
433
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:42,904
There's a boyfriend?
434
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,948
He's my friend. Don't be mean.
435
00:16:47,826 --> 00:16:50,412
Up, please.
436
00:16:53,165 --> 00:16:56,667
Kenneth: ♪ Come on and sing my song ♪
437
00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:59,128
♪ All... ♪ No! Come on!
438
00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:01,547
This isn't a parking space.
439
00:17:01,548 --> 00:17:03,175
[Sighs]
440
00:17:07,471 --> 00:17:10,514
Oh, I know whose kid you are.
441
00:17:10,515 --> 00:17:12,600
What's up, man?
442
00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:14,895
"You sound cool."
443
00:17:16,188 --> 00:17:17,730
Well, of course I sound cool.
444
00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:18,856
I am cool.
445
00:17:18,857 --> 00:17:22,319
"Want a job?"
446
00:17:23,153 --> 00:17:25,655
Are you hiring, Blind Side Jr.?
447
00:17:25,656 --> 00:17:27,448
[Screams]
448
00:17:27,449 --> 00:17:29,116
Oh, it bounces, too?!
449
00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:31,286
Oh, no. Oh, no.
450
00:17:32,579 --> 00:17:33,788
Oh, no.
451
00:17:33,789 --> 00:17:35,456
Hello, love.
452
00:17:35,457 --> 00:17:37,542
[Screams]
453
00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:41,796
Try it out? Sure.
454
00:17:41,797 --> 00:17:45,383
"I don't want applesauce."
455
00:17:45,384 --> 00:17:47,093
I don't care for it much myself.
456
00:17:47,094 --> 00:17:53,683
Okay, uh, "Stop
leaning on my wheelchair."
457
00:17:53,684 --> 00:17:57,186
What if it was more of
a, uh, "Back off, jackass"?
458
00:17:57,187 --> 00:17:57,808
Ah!
459
00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,522
"Do I look like a mailbox to you?"
460
00:17:59,523 --> 00:18:00,773
[Laughs]
461
00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:03,901
I'm kind of liking this act.
462
00:18:03,902 --> 00:18:05,362
Shall we take it out on the road?
463
00:18:08,699 --> 00:18:10,908
All I wanted to do was stay in one place
464
00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:11,993
for, like, a minute.
465
00:18:11,994 --> 00:18:13,369
[Screams]
466
00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:15,204
Oh, and you should
make all our decisions.
467
00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:18,249
I mean, you are the adult,
after all... I am the child.
468
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,834
I don't think that.
469
00:18:19,835 --> 00:18:21,585
You said I wasn't allowed to get a dog.
470
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:23,963
It's a big responsibility!
471
00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:27,133
You don't know everything, little boy.
472
00:18:27,134 --> 00:18:29,135
Do you realize, before you ran away,
473
00:18:29,136 --> 00:18:32,013
I came to tell you that I
gave up on this place too soon?
474
00:18:32,014 --> 00:18:33,931
You were going to apologize?
475
00:18:33,932 --> 00:18:37,018
Oh, must we put a label on it?
476
00:18:37,019 --> 00:18:40,938
Look, yes, JJ gets a
lot of my attention.
477
00:18:40,939 --> 00:18:42,732
Maybe it's because he needs me,
478
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:45,735
and maybe it's because
you're so damn sure that you don't.
479
00:18:45,736 --> 00:18:48,237
But I hear you, Ray, I do.
480
00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:49,864
And I love you.
481
00:18:49,865 --> 00:18:53,868
And if you don't feel that every minute,
482
00:18:53,869 --> 00:18:56,287
then I'm not doing my job properly,
483
00:18:56,288 --> 00:18:58,706
and for that, I am truly, truly...
484
00:18:58,707 --> 00:19:01,501
[Screams]
485
00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:04,420
Again, please.
486
00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:05,839
Last time, kid.
487
00:19:07,632 --> 00:19:13,637
"Ray needs help. We should fight them."
488
00:19:13,638 --> 00:19:15,765
Oh, we should do that? Interesting.
489
00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:17,767
How many are you gonna take on?
490
00:19:17,768 --> 00:19:20,728
"I have an idea."
491
00:19:20,729 --> 00:19:23,022
So, I think we should
give this place a shot.
492
00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:25,608
Great, but I think you
were about to say, "I'm sorry."
493
00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:28,069
Oh, I did. You missed it.
494
00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:29,570
Mm.
495
00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:32,281
Kenneth: [Over P.A] Would all
students report to the stage?
496
00:19:32,282 --> 00:19:34,658
Please report to the stage.
497
00:19:34,659 --> 00:19:36,327
Now!
498
00:19:36,328 --> 00:19:38,080
Think I'm playing with y'all?!
499
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:44,502
All right, um, the kid would
like to say something.
500
00:19:44,503 --> 00:19:49,382
"My name is JJ DiMeo...
501
00:19:49,383 --> 00:19:53,844
student, inspiration..."
502
00:19:53,845 --> 00:19:55,221
[Chuckles]
503
00:19:55,222 --> 00:19:59,433
"...the Wheeled
Avenger, the Quiet Storm,
504
00:19:59,434 --> 00:20:01,727
butt‐high lady candy."
505
00:20:01,728 --> 00:20:04,105
[Laughs]
506
00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:05,064
Little less?
507
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:06,690
Okay. Sorry. All right.
508
00:20:06,691 --> 00:20:08,442
"... And as of this moment,
509
00:20:08,443 --> 00:20:11,278
candidate for student
council president."
510
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,489
[Cheers and applause]
511
00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:16,534
[Crowd chanting "JJ!"]
512
00:20:16,535 --> 00:20:18,869
♪ Hey, don't write yourself off yet ♪
513
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:21,705
This is such an open‐minded community!
514
00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:25,167
Yeah, you should see them
during Black History Month.
515
00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:28,462
[Chanting continues]
516
00:20:28,463 --> 00:20:31,382
♪ It just takes some time ♪
517
00:20:31,383 --> 00:20:33,676
♪ You're in the middle of the ride ♪
518
00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:36,971
♪ Everything, everything
will be just fine ♪
519
00:20:36,972 --> 00:20:41,434
♪ Everything, everything
will be all right ♪
520
00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:43,352
♪ It just takes some time ♪
521
00:20:43,353 --> 00:20:46,522
♪ Little girl, you're in
the middle of the ride ♪
522
00:20:46,523 --> 00:20:49,942
Oh, it would seem that you're staying.
523
00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:52,611
May I say that I'm thrilled?
524
00:20:52,612 --> 00:20:55,615
None of these rides have ramps.
525
00:20:58,732 --> 00:21:00,990
- It could go bouncier.
- Yeah, come on, bouncier!
526
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,730
Or the next bouncing she's
gonna do is on your head!
527
00:21:03,731 --> 00:21:04,746
Yeah, what she said!
528
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:06,343
Go on. Bouncier.
529
00:21:06,454 --> 00:21:08,077
Whoo!
530
00:21:08,078 --> 00:21:10,455
It's quiet. I'm alone.
531
00:21:10,456 --> 00:21:14,834
Can I do this again,
but for, like, a week?
532
00:21:14,835 --> 00:21:16,586
How did you get me to do this again?
533
00:21:16,587 --> 00:21:18,811
Well, actually, darling, I'm
quite surprised you did.
534
00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:20,924
Like this, JJ? Yeah.
535
00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:22,981
[Chuckles] Here we go.
536
00:21:23,126 --> 00:21:24,052
Aah!
537
00:21:24,053 --> 00:21:26,481
He says, "Aah!"
538
00:21:27,597 --> 00:21:32,980
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