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Mind if I do a quick mop?
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You're shouting.
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What?
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- I can come back later.
- No, it's fine.
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Just don't touch anything.
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"Just don't touch anything."
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Dickbreath.
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You want a Tic Tac?
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All right. I'll take that as a no.
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Oh. Come on.
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Oh...
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What the hell happened to you, dude?
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Dod? What the fuck
kind of name is Dod?
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Oh!
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Come on!
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No! Oh, no, no, no. Reset, reset.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Dod! Come on!
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Clear! Accept! Accept the motherfucker!
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Shit. Okay. All right.
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Um...
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I'll do CPR. Yeah.
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All right! Some Takis Fuego.
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Come on!
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Come on, breathe, dude!
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Oh, shit! Oh, hell, no.
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Okay. All right. All right. Come on, Dod.
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Come on. We got this.
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Please, come on, Dod!
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One, one thousand!
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Two, one thousand!
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Ah!
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No, no, no!
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No, no, no!
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Come on.
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Ah!
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You are kidding me.
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Oh, crap.
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Why?
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You know
what's cooler than cool?
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Scouting!
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Action!
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Hi, there, guys.
My name is Scout Leader Rogers.
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And I'm here to show you
what scouting is all about. Come...
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Being a Scout is about
the bonds of friendship.
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Check it out!
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These Scouts are on their way
to earning a Bow and Arrow Badge!
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Badges are the Scouts'
highest symbol of achievement.
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Scouts can earn all sorts of badges.
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What's cooler than cool?
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Scouting!
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All right, are you in or are you in?
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Hey, listen, there's free
cookies every Friday.
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We do sing-alongs on Saturdays.
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It looks great on a college application!
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I love this tragic ritual.
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Someone's gonna sign up, guys!
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We have to keep trying!
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Augie, a unicorn's
gonna fly out of your ass
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before somebody joins.
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Carter! Language.
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Yeah, he's right.
Nobody's ever gonna sign up.
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It's just a waste of time.
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Ye of little faith.
Where's that Scout spirit?
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Look, guys, we're not gonna
quit trying just because
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we lost a couple hours
sitting around on our butts
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with nothing to show for it.
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I mean, some people
spend their entire lives
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and have nothing to show for it.
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Well...
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I think we all know
it's Augie's special night.
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After years of hard work and dedication,
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he will receive the highest
honor of a Scout,
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the Condor Badge,
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in a ceremony at tonight's campout.
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Okay. Let's see.
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Latrine duty: Carter.
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No! No, no, no, no.
I always dig the shitter.
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It's called a latrine, not a shitter.
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All right, Ben, you're on wiener duty.
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That's enough.
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Carter, nobody eats a hot dog like this.
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All right. Ben, why don't you
lead us in the Scout Oath?
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- Come on.
- All right.
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This do I swear:
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To live courageously,
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to help others when I can,
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defend what I must, so help me God.
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Scouts forever!
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Scouts forever!
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Scouts forever.
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Scouts forever.
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Forever!
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Ben, we have to tell Augie.
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- I know. I know.
- We're ditching Scouts.
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Yeah, we'll tell him.
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We've been talking
about it for over a year.
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I know.
We just have to find the right time.
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Okay, we'll do it tonight, then.
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No, we can't tell him tonight.
He's getting his Condor Badge.
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He's been working toward this
ever since he joined Scouts.
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You know how much it means to him.
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Especially since his dad can't be there.
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It's been two years, Ben.
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We can't just stay in Scouts
because we feel sorry for him.
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Come on, that's not the only
reason we're staying in Scouts.
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Come on, you've had fun.
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Had fun, okay? Past tense. Had.
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And now I am ready to move on.
I mean, you realize
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it's gonna be junior year next year.
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I mean, you know
what that means, right?
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We start thinking about college.
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We start thinking about pussy, Ben!
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Come on. Junior year is when
all the girls become sluts.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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And if we're sitting here
in these Scout uniforms,
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it's gonna be
the male version of a chastity belt, Ben.
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Oh, shit. Shit.
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What the fuck was that?
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Holy shit. Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Dude, that scared the shit out of me.
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Yeah, me, too.
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No, like, literally,
a little shit came out.
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Dude, stop.
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Jesus Christ. You hood-fucked Bambi.
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I didn't mean to!
It wasn't my fault, Carter!
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It was just standing there!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh. Damn it.
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Great. Just awesome.
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Is that a spare for your bike or the car?
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Shit. My dad's gonna be so pissed.
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Carter, where are the other lug nuts?
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How should I know?
I've been sitting here doing nothing.
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Yeah. I noticed.
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Oh. Dude, that's my sister.
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Kendall! Kendall!
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Can you help us?
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- Catch!
- Ow!
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- Jeff!
- What?
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I said, "Catch."
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I thought he had it.
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- Sorry, bro. It's my bad.
- Yeah.
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Are you guys okay?
I mean, what happened?
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We hit a white-tailed deer. It was huge.
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Yeah. We were just driving,
and then it was like, boom!
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You guys hit a deer? That's awesome.
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Nope, not awesome. Are you kidding?
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Nothing awesome about it.
Look at my car.
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What's up, Chloe?
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- Hey...
- Hey.
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- Carter.
- Carter!
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Yeah. I sit behind you in Spanish class.
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Oh, gracias.
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So, I'm really down with this
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whole little Scout uniform
you guys got going.
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All these little patches and stuff.
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Actually, Ben and Carter have been
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Scouts together since, what,
you were like six, right?
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- Yeah, yeah. A long time.
- That's awesome, man.
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Ben's like my little brother.
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Yep. That's me. Little brother Ben.
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Hey, Jeff!
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All right, well.
Sorry about that face again.
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Hey, are you going to the party tonight?
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What's up?
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Yo! Aber-blow-me and Bitch, man.
What's up? Hey.
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Always coming up with good ones.
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Listen, I was just talking
to Carver here, and...
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Carter.
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- I came up with a great idea.
- Really?
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Hit me. What do we have?
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How'd recruiting go?
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Oh, the usual. Yeah, no one joined.
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I think it's just a big joke at this point.
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It's not a joke.
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I think it's really cool
you guys have stuck with Scouts.
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One day you're gonna look back on this
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and you're gonna be
really happy you did it.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Looks like the deer made out
better than your car.
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Yeah. Wait, what? What do you mean?
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Well, where is it?
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It's right over there.
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Holy shit! Holy shit, man!
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You dick. What's wrong with you?
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Dude. Dude, okay. You're never
gonna believe what happened.
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Hey, you sure you guys
don't need a ride?
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No, we're good.
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See you boys tonight.
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Hey! See you tonight, man!
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All right? All right?
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Bye, Chloe! Bye!
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What are you talking about, tonight?
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Dude, you are never going
to guess what happened.
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We got invited to the secret
senior party, man. Look.
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Who cares? Look, the deer is gone.
What about the deer?
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Dude, fuck deers, man!
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We are going to the secret party, man!
Come on!
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I'm gonna fuck Chloe.
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I'm gonna fuck Chloe.
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Ben, come on.
This is the chance of a lifetime.
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Okay. I mean,
quit acting like you don't want to go.
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Of course I want to go. I do.
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But it's Augie's big night.
He's getting his Condor Badge.
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We can't miss the ceremony
or he'd never forgive us.
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Okay, look, hear me out.
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We go to the campout,
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and when Augie and Rogers fall asleep,
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we will sneak out and go to the party.
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Carter...
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We'll be back before dawn,
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it'll be like we never even left.
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I don't know. It just sounds...
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Ben.
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This could be the night of our lives.
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Please.
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All right. I mean, I guess we could try.
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- Okay.
- I love you.
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You're amazing. Thank you!
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Whoa! What the hell?
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Hi, Mrs. Fielder. Hi.
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Your garbage cans were
blocking my driveway again.
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Had to move them myself,
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which is no easy task
with a herniated disk.
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Okay, great.
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You tell your father to keep his trash
on his side of the property.
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Okay, we'll do that, Mrs. Fielder.
Thank you.
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All right, thanks. Yep.
Can you just move right there?
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Thank you. Bye!
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Jesus Christ.
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You old hag! Okay. Thank you.
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She is so annoying.
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Oh, my God.
Can you imagine living next to that?
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Oh, my God. Dude,
how many cats does she have?
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Dude, who knows. She probably rubs
Fancy Feast on her cooch
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and lets them all go to town.
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What?
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Meet me here at 5:30 and then
we'll go to Camp Womp Womp.
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Then we'll go to the party. All right?
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- All right? All right.
- All right.
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See you soon, man.
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All right. See ya.
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Oh, litterbugs.
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Come on.
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Biotine?
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How'd you get way out here?
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Well, Peter Morris, finders keepers.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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What's wrong with you?
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You A-wipe!
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C-word! All the other words!
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Oh, doodle!
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That's my lucky knife!
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Teach you to mess
with Scout Leader Rogers!
261
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,853
So we're just gonna
walk in there like this.
262
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,855
No I.D.'s, just buy some beer?
263
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,440
Just give me the $20, fool. Come on.
264
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,400
Cough it up.
265
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,444
Any day now. Come on.
266
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,279
Hang on. It's Velcro. It takes a second.
267
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,406
Watch a pro.
268
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,621
Hi, sir. How are you today?
269
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:41,872
Hey, baby.
270
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,833
Oh, nice. Great plan, Carter.
271
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,753
Just give the money to a drunk bum.
That'll work.
272
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:50,672
Yeah!
273
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,508
Just the cheap stuff.
274
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,308
Did you see Officer Hottie?
275
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,727
No. I was too busy
watching you lose 20 bucks.
276
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,354
Okay, I gave him
very specific instructions.
277
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,147
He's gonna buy us a couple of six packs,
278
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,941
and he can keep the change.
279
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:10,526
Jesus.
280
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:12,778
Whoa.
281
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,823
Holy shit, dude. That's her.
282
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,533
What? Who?
283
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,535
It's Denise What's-her-face.
284
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,744
She went to our high school.
285
00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:22,228
She dropped out a couple years ago.
286
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,581
Now she's a stripper.
287
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:25,791
How do you even know that?
288
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,209
She's a legend.
289
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,547
What the fuck is he... Jesus Christ.
290
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,884
Sir!
291
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,389
I'm not paying for these items.
292
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,391
Sir?
293
00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:46,895
- Shit!
- Oh, uh...
294
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:51,066
It's okay. I got it. Seriously, I got it.
295
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,988
Fucking ghetto-ass bag.
296
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,239
Here.
297
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,409
What are you doing?
298
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,120
It's a sheet bend knot.
299
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,288
It's impossible to break.
300
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,372
You're pretty handy.
301
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,249
Thanks.
302
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,333
Get out.
303
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,751
- Nice legs.
- Huh?
304
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,337
Costume party?
305
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,922
Oh, no, I'm...
306
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,757
I'm a Scout.
307
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,259
Like an actual Scout?
308
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,822
Yeah, well. We got a campout tonight.
309
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,097
So you work across the street?
310
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,516
Yep. Glamorous, huh?
311
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,935
Yeah. I mean, I've never been in,
312
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,770
but I hear it's nice.
313
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,939
It's got a good Yelp review.
314
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,525
- What?
- Nothing.
315
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:34,969
You're just... You're really cute.
316
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,112
Thanks.
317
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,197
Come on, Carter.
318
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,700
Please tell me
you did not ask that guy to buy you beer.
319
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:42,784
No, it was his idea.
320
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,119
Rookies.
321
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:45,871
Where are you...
322
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,247
I need my $20 back.
323
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,166
It's not all yours.
324
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,628
You're dirty. Look how dirty...
325
00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,384
Here.
326
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,844
Thank you.
327
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,975
Thank you. Here.
328
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,810
Oh, my God. Thank you.
329
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,146
You're the most amazing person ever.
Thank you.
330
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,481
Yeah. Thanks.
331
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,942
It's cool. And thanks for the help, Legs.
332
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,026
Yeah.
333
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,071
Dude, what the fuck was that?
334
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,364
Oh, my God.
335
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,325
I would tongue-pound
her salty walrus any day of the week.
336
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,577
Oh, shit.
337
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,245
- He's staring at us.
- Go.
338
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,933
Dude, I thought you said
that Kendall broke up with that Jeff guy.
339
00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,671
Dude, I thought so too.
340
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,422
It's like, one moment, they're together
341
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,925
and the next moment, they're broken up.
342
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,343
So he's a dick.
343
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,101
It's like no doubt...
344
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,310
Hey, guys!
345
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,436
Hey, what's up?
346
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,855
All right. Campsite is halfway set up.
347
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:54,940
- Nice.
- Great.
348
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,441
- What's up?
- What's up?
349
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:57,651
What's up?
350
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,528
Oh! Too slow. Too slow, buddy.
351
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:00,821
Where's Scout Leader Rogers?
352
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,280
He was supposed to be
here to help me set up,
353
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,532
but so far he's a no-show.
354
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,618
That's weird. He's never late.
355
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,787
Yeah. Maybe he quit Scouts.
356
00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:12,290
Quit Scouts? Yeah, right.
357
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,875
That's hysterical!
358
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,961
Want to know what I think it is?
I think it's a test.
359
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,129
A test?
360
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,172
Well, yeah.
I'm getting my Condor Badge today.
361
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:21,133
I have to prove that I'm ready.
362
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:22,551
Yeah, and check this out.
363
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,394
I'm charting diets for
the Animal Study Badge
364
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:25,721
and I walked right into that.
365
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,639
- What is this?
- It's deer scat.
366
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,393
Oh, dude! What the fuck, man?
367
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,145
Carter! I needed that!
368
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,980
You needed that? It's shit, Augie!
369
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,648
No one needs shit!
370
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,400
I need it!
I've been looking all week for it.
371
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,444
Oh, God. It's gonna be a long night.
372
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,239
Just feeding it through, in and out.
373
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:45,741
Oh, yeah.
374
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,576
There you go.
375
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,828
- Good job, bud.
- I did it!
376
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,367
What the fuck, man?
Was that your ass?
377
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,857
Beans? Weenies?
378
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,901
Why do we always
have to eat welfare food?
379
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,778
Because we're camping, Carter.
What do you want?
380
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,905
Something artisan.
Something that doesn't make me
381
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,573
fart every five seconds.
382
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:09,991
Shut up. Quit being such a bitch.
383
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,828
Augie? Augie?
384
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,830
Hey, Augie!
385
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:15,914
Use my lighter.
386
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,542
I'm not gonna get my Fire Making Badge
using a lighter, Carter.
387
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,751
- Just use it.
- No!
388
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:21,419
- Why?
- 'Cause!
389
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,504
Augie.
390
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,842
Augie, just use it.
You can get it next time.
391
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,598
What the fuck?
Why the hell can't I get service?
392
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:34,850
Carter, we're in the woods.
393
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,476
I always get service up here.
394
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,769
Maybe Mother Nature wants you
395
00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:40,272
to put the phone away, Carter,
and be in the moment.
396
00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:42,941
Oh, is that what Mother Nature wants?
397
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,693
Maybe Mother Nature wants this.
398
00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:50,615
Fucking bull's-eye, man!
399
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,450
You're an asshead, Carter.
400
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,828
Wait! No, no, no, no! Don't take it off.
401
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,705
Here we go. Wait. Hold still.
402
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,791
Hold still. Ready? Say, "marshmallow."
403
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,210
Carter sucks donkey balls.
404
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:04,629
Wow.
405
00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,464
That's a thing of beauty.
406
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,133
You better not post that.
407
00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:10,136
I'm definitely posting that.
It's my masterpiece.
408
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,054
All right. BRB, guys. I got to pee.
409
00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:18,935
Barn owl?
410
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,313
I think it's a spotted owl.
411
00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:23,732
Yeah, you're probably right.
412
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:25,358
Hey.
413
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:29,154
Guess what I found
when I was hiking up here?
414
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,114
I found the tree
we carved our initials into.
415
00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:32,407
- No way!
- Yeah.
416
00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:33,491
- Really?
- Yeah.
417
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,327
Wow. That was like seven years ago.
418
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,662
I know. Crazy, right?
419
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,539
Oh. That was the same day
Carter sat on the cactus
420
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,499
when he was taking a shit, right?
421
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,041
And your dad had to pick out
the needles.
422
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,672
Yeah.
423
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,767
Augie, I know we don't talk
about your dad much,
424
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,520
but it's okay if you want to.
425
00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,691
I just don't want to be
a downer, you know.
426
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,276
Come on, Augie,
you're not being a downer.
427
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,527
He was your dad.
428
00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:11,613
You can talk about him.
429
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:14,616
Thanks, Ben.
430
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,952
Yeah. Of course.
431
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,288
Hey.
432
00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:22,999
Scouts forever?
433
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,628
Yeah. Scouts forever.
434
00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:42,894
Ben. Hey.
435
00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:44,229
Come on, Ben. Let's go.
436
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:45,730
Carter, I don't know about this.
437
00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:47,190
Will you stop crying about this?
438
00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,234
Let's go. Come on, we're doing this.
439
00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,569
Let's go. Come on.
440
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:52,696
Come on.
441
00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:42,954
Are we interrupting?
442
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:47,459
You look amazing.
443
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:48,543
Thank you.
444
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:49,878
Hey, have you guys seen my brother?
445
00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:51,463
He should have been here by now.
446
00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,299
No. I haven't seen him anywhere, no.
447
00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,676
But look,
I'm sure he'll be here any second. Okay?
448
00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:02,057
Dude. What if Augie wakes up
and we're not there?
449
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,308
He's not gonna wake up.
450
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,560
If Chewbacca was fucking
Bigfoot in our campsite,
451
00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,395
he'd still be asleep.
452
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:08,605
Whoa.
453
00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:10,732
- What is that?
- What?
454
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,235
Look. Look, he was here.
455
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,529
Okay. So, he decided to go back home.
456
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:17,614
He changed his mind.
457
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,575
No, no, no. Scout Leader Rogers
would never leave his lucky knife.
458
00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:21,910
I think something's wrong.
459
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:24,621
Dude, what's wrong
is us sitting here talking about this.
460
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:25,955
Give me that.
461
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,166
Dude, look. Look at his prints.
462
00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:30,585
His foot was dragging like
he had a limp or something.
463
00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:33,254
Okay.
Hurray for your mad tracking skills.
464
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,507
Can we just... Can we go? Please?
465
00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:45,308
What?
466
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,768
I just think something
really bad happened to him.
467
00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:49,104
- Are we still talking about Rogers?
- Yeah.
468
00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:51,439
Dude, he is sitting at home
dressed up like Dolly Parton
469
00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:53,191
singing show tunes. Relax.
470
00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:58,947
Oh, shit.
471
00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:03,118
Augie, wait! Augie!
472
00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:04,369
Augie!
473
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,527
I thought we were best friends.
474
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,665
We are best friends.
475
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,625
- We were coming back.
- Really?
476
00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,168
After your party?
477
00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,879
You know about that?
478
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:16,339
Everybody knows about
the senior party, Carter.
479
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:17,715
Even a loser like me.
480
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:18,842
Augie, don't say that.
481
00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,218
Why not? It's what you guys think!
482
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,886
We don't think you're a loser.
483
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,721
Ben, just tell him.
484
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,806
Carter, no.
485
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,474
Yeah, tell me, Ben.
486
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,726
Come on! Say it!
487
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,290
We're quitting Scouts, Augie.
488
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:36,025
Look, it was fun when we were kids.
489
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:41,364
But we have to grow up, man.
490
00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:45,243
Augie. We're still gonna be best friends.
491
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,330
Go to your party.
492
00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:52,500
Augie.
493
00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,127
Augie, wait!
494
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:56,671
Augie, come on!
495
00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:01,843
Just leave him, Ben.
496
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,775
What the fuck...
What's wrong with the radio?
497
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:19,110
Carter, are you seeing this?
498
00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:20,278
Seeing what?
499
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:22,697
Look. The town's deserted.
500
00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:25,867
Everyone's probably asleep.
501
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,368
On a Friday night?
502
00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:31,456
I don't know.
Something just feels really weird.
503
00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:32,957
Oh, hey. Pull over right here.
504
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,882
I can't wait to get out of
these stupid uniforms.
505
00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:42,884
All right. Let's see here.
506
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,471
We're just gonna change right here?
507
00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,889
Nobody's around.
508
00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:52,143
Let's see. Jeans. T-shirt.
509
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:55,230
Condoms. Good to go. Uh...
510
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,316
Forget socks? Yes, I did.
511
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,824
- Holy shitballs!
- What?
512
00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,076
Dude, look.
513
00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:09,244
What?
514
00:31:09,327 --> 00:31:10,703
The bouncer, he's gone!
515
00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:12,830
Carter, someone smashed the door.
516
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,165
We should sneak in.
517
00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:16,084
- That's illegal.
- Let's sneak in. Come on. Let's do it.
518
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,327
Carter, we can't go in there!
519
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,419
Come on!
520
00:31:18,503 --> 00:31:19,671
We can't go in there.
We're minors.
521
00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:21,005
It's the chance
of a lifetime. Who cares?
522
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,131
What are you doing?
523
00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:23,675
It's gonna be awesome!
524
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:25,927
Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait.
525
00:31:27,345 --> 00:31:30,348
Okay, it's clear. Come on. Let's do it.
526
00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:34,936
Sweet Jesus.
527
00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:37,438
This is it, Ben.
528
00:31:37,522 --> 00:31:38,898
We've made it.
529
00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:40,858
We're at the epicenter of pussy.
530
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,195
Oh, shit.
I got to go to the ATM, get some cash.
531
00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:45,947
You find us a spot.
532
00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:50,201
Yeah. That shouldn't be too hard
since there's, like, nobody here.
533
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,254
Hey!
534
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:28,383
My friend brought me here.
He's getting money.
535
00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:32,804
I have a girlfriend, sort of.
536
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,057
Don't worry, Mommy, Daddy's here!
537
00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:40,311
Dude, this is fucking awesome!
538
00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,646
Dude, something's wrong with her.
539
00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:44,190
Look at her chest. What's all over her?
540
00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:47,235
No, no. That's makeup, dummy.
It's a jungle theme.
541
00:33:48,945 --> 00:33:49,946
Oh, wow.
542
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,823
This is so hot.
543
00:33:53,741 --> 00:33:54,909
Oh, my God.
544
00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:56,661
Oh, my God.
545
00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:01,165
Oh, my God!
546
00:34:06,838 --> 00:34:08,339
Run! Quick, run!
547
00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:11,759
Door, door, door, door!
548
00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:28,669
Ugh!
549
00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:54,862
Get up! Get up! Get up!
550
00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:01,285
- Carter!
- Ben? Ben.
551
00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,871
What the fuck is going on?
552
00:36:03,955 --> 00:36:05,122
I don't know! They're trying to kill us!
553
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,375
- I just wanted to see some titties!
- I know!
554
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,794
Wait. You're the stripper.
555
00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:12,088
Cocktail waitress.
556
00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,565
Scout Leader Rogers?
557
00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:39,740
Scout Leader Rogers, are you home?
558
00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,335
Hello?
559
00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:13,357
Holy cow.
560
00:37:18,321 --> 00:37:19,780
Calm the fuck down!
561
00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:22,064
Calm down? Are you crazy?
We almost got killed in there!
562
00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:23,367
- Is that your ride?
- Can you please just tell us
563
00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:24,535
what the hell is going on?
564
00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:25,953
I really need to wash up
my face right now!
565
00:37:26,037 --> 00:37:27,079
Keys, now!
566
00:37:27,163 --> 00:37:28,205
No! Not until you tell us
what's happening.
567
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:29,457
Anybody got a wet nap?
568
00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:30,708
What the fuck do you
think is happening?
569
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:31,876
Everyone's eating each other!
570
00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,753
- Wait, like a...
- Yes, like that!
571
00:37:33,836 --> 00:37:34,837
That's not possible.
572
00:37:34,921 --> 00:37:35,922
I think it's possible, Ben.
573
00:37:36,005 --> 00:37:38,716
A dead stripper just tried to eat my face!
574
00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:40,009
Oh, shit!
575
00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:42,053
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
576
00:37:42,553 --> 00:37:43,888
Just shoot it! Shoot it!
577
00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:53,230
Yep. Zombie.
578
00:37:57,985 --> 00:37:59,654
Any more questions?
579
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,998
Drive, dude, go! Come on!
580
00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:15,586
Where are you going? What the fuck?
581
00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:23,344
Oh, shit!
582
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,515
Carter, get the tire!
583
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:33,896
I got it.
584
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,482
Guys, hurry up!
They're getting pretty fucking close!
585
00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:40,152
- Come on!
- I'm going as fast as I can.
586
00:38:40,236 --> 00:38:41,445
Find the fucking lug nuts.
587
00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:45,032
Fuck.
588
00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:49,453
Seriously, hurry the fuck up!
589
00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:51,205
I got them! Here. Here.
590
00:38:51,539 --> 00:38:53,040
Put it on!
591
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,042
Okay. Good. Put it on! Put it on!
592
00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:56,293
Fuck!
593
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:03,551
I got it!
594
00:39:07,722 --> 00:39:08,806
Oh, shit!
595
00:39:08,889 --> 00:39:10,891
You got to be fucking kidding me.
596
00:39:16,731 --> 00:39:17,857
Go! Go! Go!
597
00:40:53,744 --> 00:40:55,704
Scout Leader Rogers!
What happened tonight?
598
00:40:55,788 --> 00:40:57,498
We were worried about you.
599
00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:02,920
I know. It's bad. I'm so sorry.
I had to use your bathroom.
600
00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:04,588
I think it was the beans.
601
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:07,341
And the marshmallows.
602
00:41:08,676 --> 00:41:11,512
I tried spraying. It just lingers.
603
00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:22,314
Your neck!
604
00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,527
Scout Leader Rogers! Please!
605
00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:33,059
I think you're having a bad
allergic reaction to something!
606
00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:35,327
We need to get you to a doctor!
607
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:13,676
"All evacuation
buses have departed.
608
00:43:13,759 --> 00:43:15,094
"Proceed north on Route 1
609
00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:17,554
"to the security checkpoint
at mile marker 17."
610
00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:19,974
Oh, shit. They evacuated the town.
611
00:43:20,057 --> 00:43:21,058
That's great.
612
00:43:21,141 --> 00:43:22,701
I missed the party, and I missed Chloe,
613
00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,895
- and now I'm gonna die.
- Guys.
614
00:43:24,979 --> 00:43:26,063
Carter, calm down!
We need to figure out
615
00:43:26,146 --> 00:43:27,690
- what we're gonna do.
- Guys!
616
00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:35,072
Come on.
617
00:43:38,325 --> 00:43:39,827
Go, go, go!
618
00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:41,578
- Carter, lock it!
- I'm trying to fuckin' lock it, man!
619
00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:42,663
It's not working.
620
00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:47,418
- Come on!
- I'm trying!
621
00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:48,669
Move!
622
00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:51,755
Come on!
623
00:44:07,604 --> 00:44:09,106
Carter, get the ax!
624
00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:29,144
Go, go, go.
625
00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:34,882
They're coming!
626
00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:51,398
This way!
627
00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:53,817
Fuck!
628
00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:09,750
This is fucking awesome! Now what?
629
00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:18,008
I'm really sorry
I set you on fire, Scout Leader Rogers.
630
00:45:18,092 --> 00:45:19,812
But hopefully, it's not as bad as it looks.
631
00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,431
I used a double overhand stopper knot.
632
00:45:25,641 --> 00:45:27,601
It's hard to get out of, right?
633
00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,144
Oh!
634
00:45:29,937 --> 00:45:31,688
Okay. All right.
635
00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:38,946
Okay, now. I'll be right back.
636
00:45:39,613 --> 00:45:41,031
Just stay there.
637
00:46:10,269 --> 00:46:11,728
Dude, what the fuck?
638
00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:14,064
Haven't you had enough to eat? Jesus.
639
00:46:15,107 --> 00:46:16,567
Carter, stop agitating them.
640
00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:18,110
What? I need a new profile pic.
641
00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:24,533
So, do you think
they evacuated everyone at the party?
642
00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:26,034
Yeah, of course. They had to.
643
00:46:27,244 --> 00:46:29,121
At least we know our parents are okay.
644
00:46:29,204 --> 00:46:30,873
- Yeah.
- Where are they?
645
00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:33,625
They went to some
lame spiritual yoga retreat.
646
00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:35,544
Ugh. I think I'd rather be in here.
647
00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:42,968
I hope Augie's okay.
648
00:46:43,051 --> 00:46:45,304
- Who's Augie?
- He's our best friend.
649
00:46:45,387 --> 00:46:47,055
Well, ex-best friend now.
650
00:46:47,473 --> 00:46:48,515
Why ex?
651
00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:50,225
Because we ditched him for a party.
652
00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:51,810
Ben, we were gonna go back.
653
00:46:51,894 --> 00:46:53,937
Whatever, Carter. We ditched him.
We're bad friends.
654
00:46:54,021 --> 00:46:56,190
Why didn't you guys
just take him with you?
655
00:46:57,983 --> 00:46:59,735
You don't know Augie.
656
00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:01,570
- What?
- He's just different.
657
00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:02,738
Big geek?
658
00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,907
He collects deer shit
and weaves baskets.
659
00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:06,283
Okay? You do the math.
660
00:47:07,159 --> 00:47:08,243
Okay.
661
00:47:08,327 --> 00:47:09,453
Word of advice,
662
00:47:09,536 --> 00:47:11,497
chasing parties and popularity
in high school?
663
00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:12,789
It's a total dead end.
664
00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:14,333
None of that shit will matter later.
665
00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:16,084
Trust me. I know.
666
00:47:16,168 --> 00:47:18,253
You're right, but didn't you,
like, drop out of high school?
667
00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,088
- No, I got my GED.
- Why?
668
00:47:20,214 --> 00:47:22,424
'Cause not everybody has
a lily-white life like you do.
669
00:47:22,508 --> 00:47:24,301
Okay. God, you're so hostile.
670
00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:27,012
No, hostile is three seconds from
now when my foot's up your ass.
671
00:47:27,095 --> 00:47:28,514
Okay, yeah. Try all you want,
672
00:47:28,597 --> 00:47:29,890
but I happen to have
a very tight asshole.
673
00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:31,533
I think I could stretch it out for you.
674
00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:33,018
Oh, well, then lube me up, baby.
675
00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:35,771
Carter! We're gonna play
the quiet game now, okay?
676
00:47:37,064 --> 00:47:38,941
All right, you know what? Fine.
677
00:47:39,608 --> 00:47:41,276
I'm over both of you.
678
00:47:50,577 --> 00:47:52,412
You're pretty good at that.
679
00:47:52,496 --> 00:47:54,998
Yeah, I guess
that Whittling Badge finally paid off.
680
00:47:59,127 --> 00:48:00,379
What about you?
681
00:48:00,462 --> 00:48:01,672
What about me?
682
00:48:01,755 --> 00:48:04,091
How'd you learn
to use a shotgun like that?
683
00:48:05,259 --> 00:48:08,345
My ex-boyfriend was really into guns.
684
00:48:08,428 --> 00:48:11,265
He used to drag me to
the firing range once a week.
685
00:48:11,348 --> 00:48:12,349
Oh.
686
00:48:12,766 --> 00:48:15,435
So, no boyfriend now?
687
00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:16,853
Not if I can help it.
688
00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:19,356
Well, why do you say that?
689
00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:20,983
I don't know.
690
00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:23,610
Let's just say,
I have really shitty taste in guys.
691
00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:26,029
I'm better off alone.
692
00:48:26,113 --> 00:48:27,990
Nobody's better off alone.
693
00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:29,449
Yeah, well, I am.
694
00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,828
Aww,
what a beautiful moment.
695
00:48:33,787 --> 00:48:35,414
Ow! Asshole, that hurt!
696
00:48:35,497 --> 00:48:37,374
- Yeah, that was the point!
- Oh, was that the point?
697
00:48:37,457 --> 00:48:38,667
Guys! Shh!
698
00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:40,252
Do you hear that?
699
00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,545
Is that Crank That?
700
00:48:43,714 --> 00:48:45,048
They're leaving.
701
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,383
I love this song!
702
00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:47,509
You would.
703
00:48:58,645 --> 00:48:59,855
Look! Right there.
704
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:00,939
Fuck. But they're gonna come back.
705
00:49:01,023 --> 00:49:02,065
What are we gonna do?
706
00:49:02,149 --> 00:49:03,525
- Condoms!
- What?
707
00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:06,194
Carter, give me your condoms! Hurry!
708
00:49:08,238 --> 00:49:10,324
Here. Take them
and open them and tie them together.
709
00:49:10,407 --> 00:49:11,408
Why are we doing this?
710
00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:12,618
- Just do it!
- Okay, okay.
711
00:49:12,701 --> 00:49:13,869
Here's one.
712
00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:15,329
Come on, hurry!
713
00:49:40,270 --> 00:49:42,522
Here we go. Fly fishing. It's genius.
714
00:49:43,690 --> 00:49:46,777
Go on, just a little bit.
Get it right up there.
715
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,862
There you go. Come on.
716
00:49:48,945 --> 00:49:49,988
It's right up there!
717
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:53,575
You got it, come on.
718
00:49:55,869 --> 00:49:58,038
Good work. Yes! Yes!
719
00:49:58,914 --> 00:49:59,915
No, no, no!
720
00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:02,918
Jesus!
721
00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,001
You got arrested?
722
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:05,170
No,
we locked ourselves in.
723
00:50:05,253 --> 00:50:06,505
- How?
- It was an accident!
724
00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:07,964
This has to be Augie.
725
00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,091
Augie, get the keys.
726
00:50:09,216 --> 00:50:11,016
You kicked them
into the drainpipe over there.
727
00:50:12,219 --> 00:50:13,637
- I can't reach it!
- Shit!
728
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:14,846
Shit, they're coming back.
729
00:50:14,930 --> 00:50:16,056
Hold on.
730
00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:19,184
What, is there a
Lockpicking Badge I'm unaware of?
731
00:50:19,893 --> 00:50:20,894
How'd you find us?
732
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:22,299
Followed the stench of betrayal.
733
00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:23,355
Augie...
734
00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:25,691
I saw your car. I figured I'd help.
735
00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:27,442
- Augie, look, I'm really...
- Got it!
736
00:50:36,118 --> 00:50:38,453
Go, go, go!
737
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,918
Close the gate!
738
00:50:53,135 --> 00:50:54,803
Oh...
739
00:50:56,805 --> 00:50:58,473
...my...
740
00:51:00,308 --> 00:51:02,978
...God.
741
00:51:03,437 --> 00:51:04,438
Carter, let's go!
742
00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:08,442
- Come on!
- Okay!
743
00:51:09,818 --> 00:51:12,237
Oh, God. I touched them!
I touched them!
744
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,822
I don't think they were real.
745
00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:20,579
Fuck,
my feet are killing me.
746
00:51:20,662 --> 00:51:23,081
The security checkpoint's
only a few miles away.
747
00:51:23,165 --> 00:51:25,709
Dude, I'm starving.
748
00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:29,379
How can you even think of food
when people are being eaten alive?
749
00:51:29,463 --> 00:51:32,215
You know, they say that
humans taste like pork.
750
00:51:32,299 --> 00:51:33,717
"They"?
751
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,800
Cannibals, I guess.
752
00:51:34,843 --> 00:51:36,261
Dude, I love bacon.
753
00:51:36,344 --> 00:51:37,596
Hey, look.
754
00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:39,473
Maybe the keys are inside.
755
00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:47,814
Jesus! This guy again?
756
00:51:47,898 --> 00:51:49,441
Someone kill him!
757
00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:52,068
Carter, we can't just keep
going around killing people.
758
00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:53,236
Why not?
759
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,400
Because he's a human being!
760
00:51:54,446 --> 00:51:55,566
Okay. We'll see how you feel
761
00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:57,575
when he's eating
your nutsack like a street taco.
762
00:51:58,950 --> 00:52:01,203
Um, guys, he's getting pretty close.
763
00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:02,746
Remember our
Wilderness Safety Seminar?
764
00:52:02,829 --> 00:52:03,829
What?
765
00:52:03,872 --> 00:52:06,082
When encountering a hostile creature,
be sure to assert yourself
766
00:52:06,166 --> 00:52:07,751
in order to keep the animal at bay.
767
00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,127
Well, I...
768
00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,881
That is a zombie, not a bear, dumbass.
769
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:27,938
Guys, I think he's mimicking me.
770
00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:29,356
Augie, quit messing around.
771
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,487
Augie.
772
00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:50,043
What?
773
00:52:52,629 --> 00:52:53,922
Augie, what are you doing?
774
00:53:05,851 --> 00:53:07,060
What are you doing?
775
00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:23,493
Okay. Did I just drop acid,
776
00:53:23,577 --> 00:53:26,079
or are they really singing
Britney Spears with a zombie?
777
00:53:44,681 --> 00:53:45,932
Is that all of you?
778
00:53:46,016 --> 00:53:47,517
Yeah. What the hell's happening?
779
00:53:47,601 --> 00:53:50,020
Don't know yet.
Some kind of viral outbreak.
780
00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,439
CDC ordered a military
containment perimeter.
781
00:53:52,522 --> 00:53:53,648
Is most of the town evacuated?
782
00:53:53,732 --> 00:53:55,025
As many as we could.
783
00:53:55,108 --> 00:53:57,777
This thing hit so hard and fast,
we're still trying to contain it.
784
00:53:57,903 --> 00:54:00,023
What about everyone at the party?
Were they evacuated?
785
00:54:00,614 --> 00:54:01,781
What party?
786
00:54:43,823 --> 00:54:46,076
Well, where is everybody?
787
00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:48,828
Nobody's here. It must be a mistake.
788
00:54:49,663 --> 00:54:52,082
Yeah, 1146 Dunton Avenue. This is it.
789
00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:55,251
It's not a mistake, Carter.
Jeff sent you a fake address.
790
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:56,503
What?
791
00:54:56,586 --> 00:54:58,171
Carter, this is a waste plant.
792
00:54:58,254 --> 00:55:00,256
You get it? It's full of shit.
793
00:55:01,758 --> 00:55:03,969
Motherfucker! God damn it!
794
00:55:04,302 --> 00:55:06,721
I can't believe he sent us
a fucking fake address!
795
00:55:06,805 --> 00:55:07,889
Why does it surprise you?
796
00:55:07,973 --> 00:55:10,734
I mean, did you actually think
he was gonna invite us to a real party?
797
00:55:11,518 --> 00:55:12,686
Karma.
798
00:55:13,186 --> 00:55:14,270
What?
799
00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:16,022
- Nothing.
- No, speak up.
800
00:55:16,147 --> 00:55:17,732
Well, I just think it's a little ironic
801
00:55:17,816 --> 00:55:20,694
that, you know, you're all upset now
because you got ditched.
802
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:23,446
Oh, okay.
So you're saying that we deserve it.
803
00:55:23,530 --> 00:55:25,156
We went to your stupid campout, dude.
804
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,783
You lied to me.
805
00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:28,786
We've been lying to you
for the past three years!
806
00:55:28,827 --> 00:55:30,328
- Carter!
- Going to every Scout meeting,
807
00:55:30,412 --> 00:55:31,621
every lame field trip.
808
00:55:31,705 --> 00:55:32,956
Wearing these stupid fucking clothes
809
00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:34,124
so everybody can make fun of us.
810
00:55:34,207 --> 00:55:35,208
Carter, that's enough!
811
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,013
Ben, you're not hiding
behind me this time.
812
00:55:37,085 --> 00:55:38,128
Tell him.
813
00:55:38,211 --> 00:55:39,337
Talk about how many times
814
00:55:39,421 --> 00:55:41,423
you said you hated Scouts,
how sick of it you were.
815
00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,299
- I never said that.
- Bullshit!
816
00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:44,467
No, no, no. It's fine.
817
00:55:44,551 --> 00:55:46,511
I guess it's time
for it to all come out, right?
818
00:55:47,178 --> 00:55:49,389
He's had a crush on Kendall
since sixth grade.
819
00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:50,890
- That is not true!
- Yes, it is.
820
00:55:51,016 --> 00:55:53,059
- Kendall? As in my sister Kendall?
- Mmm-hmm.
821
00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:54,602
- No.
- Dude, that's like incest.
822
00:55:54,686 --> 00:55:55,854
No, it's not, I'm not even related to her.
823
00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:56,980
So you do like her, then.
824
00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:58,523
- No, I don't like her!
- Told you.
825
00:55:58,606 --> 00:55:59,733
Shut up!
826
00:56:00,108 --> 00:56:01,109
Stop!
827
00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:04,320
Again with this shit? Jesus.
828
00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:05,905
Can't you just walkie someone?
829
00:56:07,699 --> 00:56:09,409
Hey, are you okay?
830
00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:13,121
Guys!
831
00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:14,914
Shit!
832
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,168
Get him!
833
00:56:21,588 --> 00:56:26,092
I'm so fucking sick of zombies!
834
00:56:27,761 --> 00:56:28,845
Yikes.
835
00:56:28,928 --> 00:56:29,929
Wa-wa-wee-wa.
836
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,144
Shit!
837
00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:41,983
Hello! Is anybody there?
838
00:56:42,067 --> 00:56:43,443
Evac complete.
839
00:56:43,777 --> 00:56:44,903
No, no, no, no. We're still here!
840
00:56:44,986 --> 00:56:46,279
We have Operation Clean Up.
841
00:56:46,946 --> 00:56:50,283
Commence aerial bombing
of site at 0300. Repeat, 0300. Over.
842
00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:51,576
What?
843
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,912
No, somebody help! Hello! Hello!
844
00:56:53,995 --> 00:56:56,206
Somebody help, please! Hello!
845
00:56:56,289 --> 00:56:57,373
Fuck!
846
00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:59,209
They're gonna bomb
the town in two hours?
847
00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:00,335
What are we gonna do?
848
00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:01,544
We have to find Kendall and the others!
849
00:57:01,628 --> 00:57:03,171
It's a secret party.
They could be anywhere.
850
00:57:03,338 --> 00:57:04,339
Shit.
851
00:57:05,090 --> 00:57:06,257
My sister's diary!
852
00:57:06,633 --> 00:57:09,385
She writes every last
boring detail of her life in there.
853
00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:12,388
I guarantee she wrote down
where the party is.
854
00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:13,973
We better get fucking going, then.
855
00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:40,834
Okay, now.
856
00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:15,702
All right, come on.
857
00:58:26,212 --> 00:58:28,798
Whew! It smells like
Pixy Stix and hope in here.
858
00:58:29,048 --> 00:58:31,551
You've never been in a girl's
room before, have you?
859
00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:33,761
- Yeah, I...
- Mom doesn't count.
860
00:58:33,845 --> 00:58:35,138
- Well...
- Any female relative doesn't count.
861
00:58:35,221 --> 00:58:37,682
Guys! Can we focus? Where's the diary?
862
00:58:38,141 --> 00:58:40,059
She changes the hiding place,
like, every week,
863
00:58:40,185 --> 00:58:41,728
so just spread out and start looking.
864
00:58:59,329 --> 00:59:00,830
- Did you find it?
- Nope.
865
00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:03,082
Nothing over here.
866
00:59:16,846 --> 00:59:17,847
Hey.
867
00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:19,349
Did you guys hear that?
868
00:59:19,432 --> 00:59:20,433
Hear what?
869
00:59:21,893 --> 00:59:23,895
I think I heard
something downstairs.
870
00:59:24,938 --> 00:59:26,272
Augie, go check it out.
871
00:59:26,356 --> 00:59:27,857
I'm not going down there by myself.
872
00:59:27,941 --> 00:59:29,400
- Go with him.
- Why me?
873
00:59:29,484 --> 00:59:31,402
Call me when your balls drop, dude.
874
00:59:37,408 --> 00:59:39,202
Shh! Don't walk so hard.
875
00:59:39,285 --> 00:59:41,454
You have squeaky floors.
876
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:45,291
This is Carter's sister?
877
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,294
Yeah. That's Kendall.
878
00:59:49,295 --> 00:59:51,297
Well, she clearly won the genetic lottery.
879
00:59:51,631 --> 00:59:54,342
Yeah. She's okay. I guess.
880
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:55,718
Dude, she's more than okay.
881
00:59:55,802 --> 00:59:57,470
You don't have to be all cool about it.
882
00:59:59,097 --> 01:00:00,431
Shit.
883
01:00:02,475 --> 01:00:04,143
Fuck. Come on.
884
01:00:05,895 --> 01:00:07,897
So, how come
you haven't told her you like her?
885
01:00:07,981 --> 01:00:09,315
What's the point?
886
01:00:09,399 --> 01:00:11,401
She's never gonna go for a guy like me.
887
01:00:11,484 --> 01:00:13,069
And she's got a boyfriend.
888
01:00:13,152 --> 01:00:15,905
And Carter would kill me
if I touched his sister.
889
01:00:15,989 --> 01:00:18,199
Okay, look. Here's the deal.
890
01:00:18,283 --> 01:00:21,077
And don't take this the wrong way,
891
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,371
but you have to man up.
892
01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:25,331
Yeah, but I suck at being that guy.
893
01:00:25,415 --> 01:00:27,041
I'm not assertive like that.
894
01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:28,126
Kiss me.
895
01:00:28,584 --> 01:00:29,585
What?
896
01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:31,149
Don't "what" me, just do it. Kiss me.
897
01:00:32,088 --> 01:00:33,172
Are you serious?
898
01:00:33,256 --> 01:00:34,841
Yeah, I'm serious.
I saw you checking out my ass earlier.
899
01:00:34,966 --> 01:00:36,175
I know you want to do it. Just kiss me.
900
01:00:36,301 --> 01:00:37,343
- No, I wasn't.
- Ben!
901
01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:39,262
- Okay, for a second I did.
- Kiss me.
902
01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:41,431
Denise, I...
903
01:00:41,514 --> 01:00:43,016
You can do it. Just go for it.
904
01:00:45,852 --> 01:00:47,103
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Oh, fuck! Fuck.
905
01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:48,786
- I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
906
01:00:48,855 --> 01:00:49,856
See? I told you
we shouldn't have done that.
907
01:00:49,939 --> 01:00:50,940
It was a bad idea.
908
01:00:51,024 --> 01:00:52,358
No, no, no. Let's just try it again.
909
01:00:52,442 --> 01:00:54,610
No, I feel stupid.
We should look for the diary.
910
01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:55,862
Come here.
911
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,001
Not bad.
912
01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:11,794
Really?
913
01:01:11,878 --> 01:01:14,297
It wasn't, like, top five or anything.
Don't get excited.
914
01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:16,257
- But, yeah, it was okay.
- Oh.
915
01:01:16,341 --> 01:01:19,052
When you see Kendall,
just walk straight up to her,
916
01:01:19,135 --> 01:01:20,303
lay some of that shit on her,
917
01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:21,888
and you're golden.
918
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,515
Okay. Thanks.
919
01:01:29,896 --> 01:01:31,481
Guess we left it open.
920
01:01:32,482 --> 01:01:33,483
Hey, Augie.
921
01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:39,072
Ben didn't want to leave you tonight.
922
01:01:41,282 --> 01:01:43,076
It was my idea.
923
01:01:44,077 --> 01:01:45,661
What difference does it make?
924
01:01:45,745 --> 01:01:47,080
It's done.
925
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:52,835
Yeah.
926
01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:02,011
Oh, fuck!
927
01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:14,607
Come on.
928
01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:16,450
What the hell
is going on down there?
929
01:02:16,526 --> 01:02:18,778
We're fine! Everything's under control!
930
01:02:41,884 --> 01:02:45,388
No! No, no, no, no. Fucking, no!
Not my ass!
931
01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:48,558
Oh, no, no, no, no!
932
01:02:51,644 --> 01:02:53,980
My ass! My ass!
933
01:02:54,063 --> 01:02:56,315
She's gumming my ass!
934
01:02:56,399 --> 01:02:57,817
Oh, my God!
935
01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:58,901
Carter!
936
01:02:59,235 --> 01:03:01,904
Oh, God! Oh, it's disgusting!
937
01:03:08,077 --> 01:03:09,662
Carter!
938
01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:13,166
Peace out, bitch!
939
01:03:17,086 --> 01:03:18,671
What the hell happened?
940
01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:22,758
Shit. Back upstairs! Back upstairs!
941
01:03:30,308 --> 01:03:31,601
Come on, come on!
942
01:03:31,684 --> 01:03:33,269
Move it!
943
01:03:34,353 --> 01:03:35,730
That's not gonna hold them!
944
01:03:35,813 --> 01:03:37,565
- Did you find the journal?
- No! We looked everywhere!
945
01:03:37,648 --> 01:03:39,025
Guys, we got to go! Come on!
946
01:03:54,207 --> 01:03:55,958
Oh, my God! They're coming!
947
01:03:57,710 --> 01:03:59,754
Guys, if we jump,
we might be able to clear the fence!
948
01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:01,547
- What?
- Fuck it, let's just jump!
949
01:04:01,631 --> 01:04:03,174
The fence is like 10 feet away!
950
01:04:03,674 --> 01:04:05,801
- I'll go first!
- Go, go!
951
01:04:11,724 --> 01:04:12,850
Okay. Go, go, go!
952
01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:21,567
Augie, you got to go now!
953
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:23,861
Hurry!
954
01:04:23,945 --> 01:04:24,987
I can't, I'm afraid of heights!
955
01:04:25,071 --> 01:04:26,656
Be more afraid of zombies! Go!
956
01:05:07,697 --> 01:05:09,448
Is that his wiener?
957
01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:12,076
We got to do something.
958
01:05:12,535 --> 01:05:14,370
Guys, help me! I'm falling!
959
01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:16,372
Hang on to that cock, Ben!
960
01:05:16,789 --> 01:05:18,708
Guys, hurry! Help me!
961
01:05:20,376 --> 01:05:22,211
What are you doing?
962
01:05:23,212 --> 01:05:25,548
Hey! Assholes! Come and get me.
963
01:05:30,052 --> 01:05:31,387
Hurry!
964
01:05:32,722 --> 01:05:33,723
It's ripping!
965
01:05:37,226 --> 01:05:39,395
His dick's ripping!
966
01:05:58,039 --> 01:05:59,248
- I got it!
- Dude!
967
01:06:02,293 --> 01:06:03,544
- I got it.
- Where was it?
968
01:06:03,628 --> 01:06:05,004
- Underwear drawer.
- Classic.
969
01:06:06,047 --> 01:06:07,214
Run!
970
01:06:11,761 --> 01:06:13,095
Lock it.
971
01:06:13,429 --> 01:06:15,014
Augie, get the lights.
972
01:06:16,098 --> 01:06:17,600
The power's out.
973
01:06:18,184 --> 01:06:19,852
Where the hell are we?
974
01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:22,605
Mrs. Fielder's house.
975
01:06:22,855 --> 01:06:24,615
I can't believe we
just chopped her head off.
976
01:06:24,649 --> 01:06:27,109
She tried to eat my ass, Augie.
She deserved it.
977
01:06:27,193 --> 01:06:29,362
Guys, we got to keep moving. Come on.
978
01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:45,336
Carter, check the window.
979
01:06:49,382 --> 01:06:51,175
Shit, they're everywhere.
980
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,760
Miss Fielder's car is in the garage.
981
01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,887
Maybe we can get out that way.
This way.
982
01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:11,612
What was that?
983
01:07:11,696 --> 01:07:13,239
I think something's in here.
984
01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,075
Fuck, cat.
985
01:07:23,249 --> 01:07:24,250
Augie?
986
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,626
Dude, dude.
987
01:07:25,710 --> 01:07:27,461
- Augie.
- What?
988
01:07:27,545 --> 01:07:29,463
Don't move.
989
01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:43,185
- Did you get it?
- I got it! I got it!
990
01:07:48,524 --> 01:07:49,900
Run!
991
01:07:55,948 --> 01:07:58,284
Come on, come on, come on!
992
01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:00,369
Open the garage door!
993
01:08:00,453 --> 01:08:01,704
It won't open!
994
01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:03,205
Go! Ben, go!
995
01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:04,498
Fuck it!
996
01:08:15,551 --> 01:08:17,391
Oh, my God.
It's Scout Leader Rogers!
997
01:08:18,721 --> 01:08:19,930
He looks like shit!
998
01:08:20,014 --> 01:08:21,223
I set him on fire.
999
01:08:21,599 --> 01:08:23,309
- What?
- He tried to eat me!
1000
01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:29,982
- Wait, what are you doing?
- No, don't...
1001
01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:39,825
Sorry, bro!
1002
01:08:57,301 --> 01:08:59,720
All right, the diary said they're at
the old rec center on Dewer Street.
1003
01:08:59,804 --> 01:09:01,347
Hopefully, we're not too late.
1004
01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:03,350
All right,
I'll try to get help as soon as I can.
1005
01:09:03,432 --> 01:09:05,017
Just be careful.
1006
01:09:12,942 --> 01:09:14,819
- Denise.
- Yeah?
1007
01:09:15,694 --> 01:09:17,947
Look, I don't know what's gonna happen,
1008
01:09:18,948 --> 01:09:20,324
but I just wanted to let you know that
1009
01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:22,207
you're one of
the coolest girls I've ever met.
1010
01:09:26,121 --> 01:09:28,374
And, uh, I hope
you meet someone that deserves you.
1011
01:09:29,959 --> 01:09:30,960
Thanks.
1012
01:10:00,489 --> 01:10:02,408
Guys, let's go.
We got to get to the party.
1013
01:10:02,491 --> 01:10:04,869
Ben, this is a suicide mission.
1014
01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:06,662
Guys, they're gonna
bomb this whole town
1015
01:10:06,745 --> 01:10:07,830
in less than two hours.
1016
01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:09,832
What if Denise reaches
the military in time?
1017
01:10:09,915 --> 01:10:11,709
And what if she doesn't, Carter?
Then what?
1018
01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:14,253
Who's gonna save them?
The police? They're gone.
1019
01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:17,339
The military? They're not coming, either.
1020
01:10:18,007 --> 01:10:20,342
Guys, we're the last line of defense.
1021
01:10:21,886 --> 01:10:24,346
And so what? Maybe we look
like dorks in these uniforms.
1022
01:10:24,430 --> 01:10:27,391
And maybe we're a big joke
to everyone at school.
1023
01:10:29,184 --> 01:10:31,186
But tonight,
1024
01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:33,551
we're gonna show them
what being a real Scout's all about.
1025
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:38,569
So, are we just gonna stand here
with our thumbs up our asses?
1026
01:10:39,194 --> 01:10:41,780
Or are we gonna go out there
and save the world?
1027
01:10:43,115 --> 01:10:44,366
Fuck, yeah, dude.
1028
01:10:45,701 --> 01:10:47,202
That was a really good speech, Ben.
1029
01:10:47,953 --> 01:10:49,038
Thanks, Augie.
1030
01:10:49,121 --> 01:10:50,456
Let's do it.
1031
01:10:53,459 --> 01:10:55,210
The rec center's that way.
1032
01:10:56,879 --> 01:10:58,881
We're making a pit stop first.
1033
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:12,871
Are you serious?
1034
01:12:13,914 --> 01:12:17,209
None of my text messages
are going through, Travis.
1035
01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:18,794
Don't worry about that, baby.
1036
01:12:18,877 --> 01:12:20,629
Where are you taking me?
1037
01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:23,382
Um, it's a surprise.
1038
01:12:23,465 --> 01:12:25,785
You need a little spanking, don't you?
1039
01:12:27,219 --> 01:12:28,220
Ew.
1040
01:12:28,637 --> 01:12:30,305
Travis, what the fuck?
1041
01:12:30,639 --> 01:12:31,640
Come on.
1042
01:12:32,057 --> 01:12:34,143
Okay, this place is disgusting.
1043
01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:36,979
I need to examine you.
1044
01:12:37,062 --> 01:12:38,564
- Get over here.
- Oh, okay.
1045
01:12:41,483 --> 01:12:43,485
God, you're so sexy.
1046
01:12:43,819 --> 01:12:44,987
Thank you.
1047
01:12:46,822 --> 01:12:48,991
Okay, we're not about to fuck right now.
1048
01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:50,325
Why not?
1049
01:12:50,909 --> 01:12:53,412
Because we've only
been dating for, like, two minutes.
1050
01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:54,496
What about a blow job?
1051
01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:57,166
Travis, I spent an hour
trying to find this piece of gum.
1052
01:12:58,167 --> 01:12:59,501
Sucks.
1053
01:13:01,670 --> 01:13:04,089
Okay, fine. You can eat me out.
1054
01:13:04,173 --> 01:13:06,091
- Really?
- Yes. You're welcome.
1055
01:13:14,767 --> 01:13:16,018
When I'm in jail
1056
01:13:16,101 --> 01:13:18,103
the first thing you do
is talk to another chick.
1057
01:13:18,187 --> 01:13:19,521
What the fuck?
1058
01:13:23,358 --> 01:13:25,861
Hey, pervert, fuck off!
1059
01:13:29,698 --> 01:13:31,200
You serious, bro?
1060
01:13:37,664 --> 01:13:39,875
I was in jail!
1061
01:13:42,377 --> 01:13:44,630
Hello? Are you going to do it or what?
1062
01:13:58,268 --> 01:14:02,189
Ooh! Your mouth's kind of cold.
1063
01:14:12,574 --> 01:14:13,575
Stop.
1064
01:14:14,576 --> 01:14:16,745
- Stop!
- Come on, babe.
1065
01:14:16,829 --> 01:14:18,747
- Stop it!
- What the fuck's your problem?
1066
01:14:18,831 --> 01:14:19,998
I'm worried about my brother.
1067
01:14:20,082 --> 01:14:21,667
He should've been here hours ago.
1068
01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:22,876
He's not coming, babe.
1069
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,253
How do you know?
1070
01:14:24,336 --> 01:14:26,672
Because I gave him the wrong address.
1071
01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:28,841
- What?
- They're Scouts, Kendall!
1072
01:14:28,924 --> 01:14:31,426
Look, what'd you think,
I was gonna invite them for real?
1073
01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:34,012
- Come here.
- You are such a dick!
1074
01:14:34,096 --> 01:14:35,973
- What? You're not leaving.
- Watch me!
1075
01:14:36,056 --> 01:14:37,391
You're not going!
1076
01:14:39,226 --> 01:14:40,853
Fine, go, bitch!
1077
01:14:43,689 --> 01:14:46,358
Oh, Jesus, girl.
Get a fucking tampon, would you?
1078
01:14:57,119 --> 01:14:58,453
Someone help!
1079
01:15:00,164 --> 01:15:02,708
Help! Please, someone help!
1080
01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:14,279
All right, Scouts,
let's kick some zombie ass.
1081
01:16:49,773 --> 01:16:50,941
Boom.
1082
01:17:07,499 --> 01:17:08,500
Chloe?
1083
01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:09,668
Oh, man.
1084
01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:13,463
Nailed it.
1085
01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,030
What a dick.
1086
01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:43,535
Ben, they're everywhere!
1087
01:17:43,827 --> 01:17:45,203
Circle up!
1088
01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:51,793
You want some of this?
1089
01:17:51,877 --> 01:17:54,504
You assholes! Die!
1090
01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:57,674
Come on! You want a piece of me?
1091
01:18:00,177 --> 01:18:02,137
Ben! Ben!
1092
01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:04,014
Help!
1093
01:18:09,102 --> 01:18:10,228
Ben!
1094
01:18:10,354 --> 01:18:11,730
Hang on, Kendall! I'm coming!
1095
01:18:14,024 --> 01:18:15,192
Oh, shit.
1096
01:18:15,525 --> 01:18:17,194
Oh, shit. Shit, start! Come on!
1097
01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:18,862
Ben, look out!
1098
01:18:19,029 --> 01:18:20,030
Shit.
1099
01:18:31,375 --> 01:18:33,043
Ben, duck!
1100
01:18:39,257 --> 01:18:40,258
Ben!
1101
01:18:41,218 --> 01:18:43,720
Kendall, come down! Climb down, hurry!
1102
01:18:46,598 --> 01:18:48,100
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I think so.
1103
01:18:48,225 --> 01:18:49,559
Guys, come on!
1104
01:18:49,643 --> 01:18:50,936
- Come on.
- Come on!
1105
01:18:51,228 --> 01:18:53,939
We got to get everyone out of here!
Let's go!
1106
01:18:54,398 --> 01:18:57,234
Everybody! Get to the stairs! Come on!
1107
01:19:04,074 --> 01:19:05,117
Let's go!
1108
01:19:05,242 --> 01:19:06,743
Come on, everybody, move!
1109
01:19:07,077 --> 01:19:10,747
Hurry up! Come on, come on! Let's go!
1110
01:19:10,956 --> 01:19:12,082
Let's go!
1111
01:19:12,416 --> 01:19:13,917
Let's go! Come on!
1112
01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:15,127
Oh, shit!
1113
01:19:20,090 --> 01:19:21,174
What are you doing?
1114
01:19:21,258 --> 01:19:23,009
They'll follow you if we don't
lock the doors! You gotta go!
1115
01:19:23,093 --> 01:19:24,813
- What about you?
- You got to go! Trust me!
1116
01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:26,304
I'm not leaving you! No!
1117
01:19:26,471 --> 01:19:28,265
Go! Go! Trust me!
1118
01:19:36,314 --> 01:19:37,649
- I'm out!
- Oh, shit!
1119
01:19:37,816 --> 01:19:40,318
There's too many of them!
Come on, let's go! Hurry!
1120
01:19:40,777 --> 01:19:41,820
Let's go!
1121
01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:43,488
Oh, fuck!
1122
01:19:44,489 --> 01:19:45,699
Let's go!
1123
01:19:45,782 --> 01:19:46,950
Come on!
1124
01:19:52,164 --> 01:19:53,957
Hurry, come on!
1125
01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:55,792
Go, Augie, go!
1126
01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:58,628
Run! Run!
1127
01:20:10,098 --> 01:20:11,850
Where's the door?
1128
01:20:11,933 --> 01:20:14,019
There's got to be another exit.
1129
01:20:14,102 --> 01:20:15,520
I don't see one!
1130
01:20:15,604 --> 01:20:17,272
- We're trapped.
- Shit.
1131
01:20:17,606 --> 01:20:19,046
- There's no way out of here.
- Fuck.
1132
01:20:21,276 --> 01:20:22,694
- What do we do?
- Give me your backpack.
1133
01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,863
What? What are you doing?
1134
01:20:30,202 --> 01:20:31,870
- What is that?
- It's a bomb.
1135
01:20:32,204 --> 01:20:33,246
You made a bomb?
1136
01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:34,539
What are you, the Taliban?
1137
01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:37,584
Either we die fast or we're eaten alive
and turn into one of those things!
1138
01:20:38,710 --> 01:20:40,170
Your choice.
1139
01:20:42,797 --> 01:20:44,549
- Shit.
- Carter, give me your lighter.
1140
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:46,801
Here.
1141
01:20:51,223 --> 01:20:52,557
Are you guys ready?
1142
01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,522
- Wait!
- What?
1143
01:20:59,064 --> 01:21:00,106
I need to say something.
1144
01:21:00,190 --> 01:21:01,483
Ben, it's fine.
1145
01:21:01,566 --> 01:21:03,326
- You don't have to do this.
- No, I do.
1146
01:21:03,985 --> 01:21:05,865
We should have never
ditched you tonight, Augie.
1147
01:21:06,321 --> 01:21:08,406
What we did was really messed up.
1148
01:21:08,490 --> 01:21:10,825
He's right.
We've been complete D-bags.
1149
01:21:11,326 --> 01:21:13,119
It's my fault.
I never should have made you guys think
1150
01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:14,746
you had to be in Scouts for just me.
1151
01:21:14,829 --> 01:21:16,414
No, that's just it!
1152
01:21:16,498 --> 01:21:18,792
I thought I wanted out,
but I was just worried
1153
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:21,753
what other people were gonna think.
The truth is,
1154
01:21:23,171 --> 01:21:25,006
I love being a Scout.
1155
01:21:26,007 --> 01:21:29,010
And I love it because
it's the reason I met you guys.
1156
01:21:32,097 --> 01:21:35,267
And I know tonight's been
really crazy and fucked up,
1157
01:21:35,350 --> 01:21:36,768
but one good thing has happened.
1158
01:21:37,185 --> 01:21:38,895
And it's this, right now.
1159
01:21:40,146 --> 01:21:41,231
Us.
1160
01:21:41,398 --> 01:21:43,024
Being back together.
1161
01:21:45,694 --> 01:21:47,028
Scouts forever.
1162
01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,533
Scouts forever.
1163
01:21:53,702 --> 01:21:54,703
Scouts forever.
1164
01:22:01,293 --> 01:22:03,712
Ben? Is it really lame
if I hold your hand right now?
1165
01:22:04,045 --> 01:22:05,046
No.
1166
01:22:08,300 --> 01:22:10,135
Oh, God damn it. This stupid thing!
1167
01:22:11,219 --> 01:22:12,887
- What are you doing?
- It's out of fluid!
1168
01:22:12,971 --> 01:22:14,222
Here. Give me that.
1169
01:22:15,140 --> 01:22:16,600
Wait, do you have another lighter?
1170
01:22:20,395 --> 01:22:22,564
God damn it, Augie,
we were supposed to die fast!
1171
01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:26,568
This is gonna hurt so bad.
1172
01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:28,153
Come on, Augie, you can do it!
1173
01:22:28,236 --> 01:22:30,488
Don't pressure me! I hate that!
1174
01:22:32,198 --> 01:22:34,618
Yo, dipshits!
You just gonna sit there or what?
1175
01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:37,579
Where'd she come from?
1176
01:22:39,956 --> 01:22:41,416
Augie, leave it!
1177
01:22:48,882 --> 01:22:49,883
Augie, let's go!
1178
01:23:28,296 --> 01:23:29,714
Are you guys okay?
1179
01:23:29,798 --> 01:23:31,883
I'm alive. I'm alive!
1180
01:23:31,966 --> 01:23:33,718
Oh, my God! Augie!
1181
01:23:33,802 --> 01:23:35,804
- Dude! You're a genius!
- It worked!
1182
01:23:35,887 --> 01:23:37,305
That was fucking awesome!
1183
01:23:37,389 --> 01:23:38,723
- Fuck, yeah, man!
- It worked!
1184
01:23:40,809 --> 01:23:42,102
What the fuck?
1185
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,312
Is that Scout Leader Rogers?
1186
01:23:46,815 --> 01:23:48,942
You got to hand it to him.
The man is a fighter.
1187
01:23:50,235 --> 01:23:52,821
Oh, shit. Does anybody have a weapon?
1188
01:23:52,904 --> 01:23:55,407
There's got to be
something around here.
1189
01:24:10,255 --> 01:24:11,256
Ah!
1190
01:24:13,174 --> 01:24:15,802
Every goddamn time! Ugh!
1191
01:24:27,188 --> 01:24:28,606
Now you decide to show up.
1192
01:24:49,961 --> 01:24:52,130
Evacuation fleet
moving to secondary location.
1193
01:24:52,213 --> 01:24:53,631
Dude, you look like shit.
1194
01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:54,955
Yeah, well, what do you expect?
1195
01:24:55,008 --> 01:24:56,134
I've been killing zombies all night.
1196
01:24:56,217 --> 01:24:57,857
Yeah, you were kind of badass last night.
1197
01:24:59,387 --> 01:25:00,889
Well, thanks for coming back.
1198
01:25:00,972 --> 01:25:02,307
Somebody's got to keep saving your ass.
1199
01:25:02,390 --> 01:25:03,725
Yeah, I guess so.
1200
01:25:04,392 --> 01:25:07,729
So, um, are we gonna
hang out after this, or...
1201
01:25:08,146 --> 01:25:10,231
Come on, I feel like
the four of us are a team now.
1202
01:25:10,315 --> 01:25:11,357
Relax, dude.
1203
01:25:11,483 --> 01:25:13,985
You've got some business
to take care of right now.
1204
01:25:18,281 --> 01:25:20,116
Go for it. You got this.
1205
01:25:20,950 --> 01:25:23,036
- All right.
- Go.
1206
01:25:28,291 --> 01:25:30,627
I am so happy that you're okay.
1207
01:25:33,755 --> 01:25:37,550
Oh, that's so sweet. Up top!
1208
01:25:37,801 --> 01:25:39,385
Dude, I'm not high-fiving that.
1209
01:25:39,469 --> 01:25:40,553
Come on.
1210
01:25:40,637 --> 01:25:42,555
You think I'm high-fiving that?
1211
01:25:42,639 --> 01:25:44,224
Come on!
1212
01:25:44,641 --> 01:25:45,975
Aww, look at them!
1213
01:25:50,188 --> 01:25:51,523
Who are you?
1214
01:25:52,023 --> 01:25:53,358
I'm a Scout.
1215
01:25:57,987 --> 01:25:59,030
All right, well, this just means
1216
01:25:59,155 --> 01:26:00,395
- I'm gonna fuck his mom.
- Hey!
1217
01:26:00,448 --> 01:26:01,616
What?
1218
01:28:26,844 --> 01:28:28,513
Come on.
1219
01:28:30,723 --> 01:28:32,016
The end.
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