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'Don't you recognize me?'

'Don't you get it yet?'

How come I haven't seen your dad in a while?

He passed away.

Passed away? How sad!

He was here just last month for a shave!

Last month? He passed away a year ago!

Koduku! You're toast!

Pichai, all the saloons have upgraded to modern razors.

Why are you still using this ancient shaving knife?

Please hold it.

What is this? -A knife.

Barber's knife! Know who it belongs to?

Who? -My father!

It has been passed down through generations.

Belonged to my great-great-grandfather.

Do you know whose face it shaved first? -Whose?

The great Mughal emperor Akbar! -What?

Have you studied geography?

They fail to mention my ancestor's stories.

Do you know whose face Akbar used to see every morning?

My great-great-grand dad's! -Why?

To listen to some political advice!

Sharp mind, not just a sharp knife.

What's with the burping? -My stomach is rumbling a bit.

Rumble? I will make you tumble.

Pichai, I can't believe... -Believe...?

I can't stop myself from believing it!

Sign here!

Pay your respects!

Sign!

Pay your respects!

I took the bank loan.

I will repay it. What do you have to do with it?

Don't beat me! Why are you beating me?

Who are you all? Where are you from?

Hold on, please!

Let him go. He might die.

Let him go. Trying to run away, you scoundrel?

Just pee! He will have to let go.

Five... four... three... two...

Let him go!

Give it back!

Where are you going? -I'm bored!

If you step out, you will land in trouble!

Your parole ends today. You must go to the station this evening.

Don't look up. Head down.

'Intelligence doesn't guarantee success!'

'The ones who succeed...' -Dad!

Shouldn't you be in school?

Subatra, what are you doing here?

My dear!

Why are you creating a ruckus?

Has the cat got your tongue? What happened? Say it!

Uncle Raghu has eloped with someone, dad!

What? -He is at the Veerabhadran temple.

He called to let us know.

Veerabhadran temple? -The one in Tondiarpet.

With whom did he elope?

Subatra, who did your brother elope with?

Mom!

Dad is asking...

...with whom has uncle eloped with?

Did I plan their elopement?

He ran away on his own.

Your dad can't get a wink of sleep without blaming me.

The torture I undergo with this damn woman!

Koduku, what's with you?

What just happened?

Don't insult her in front of everyone like that!

My dear Koduku, look how he is lashing out on me!

Am I a pimp to plan their elopement?

Don't work my rage!

Yes, my dad works for wage!

It was you who begged him for my hand in marriage.

Look at how he is cursing my father.

Oh, Christ!

Pichai, are you a Christian? -Get lost!

Koduku, stop it already!

What do you want?

What do I want?

I just want...

...you to hand him the sacred thread, as his brother-in-law.

I just want to watch him tie the knot. -Stop it!

I will chop your ears off!

Do you think I'm jobless?

Look! She is well prepared.

You and your brother are out to humiliate me!

Just take the kids and get back home.

Else I will tonsure your head!

It was you who tonsured my brother's head and pierced his ears.

Pichai, do you also do piercings?

Just get going!

Let me go! Why do you care?

Come on now!

A girl has to just shed one tear and all the men will huddle up!

Hop on, brother!

You think you are the epitome of brotherly love?

Brother, shake hands!

They do that in the movies before setting off on a trip!

I will chop your balls off! Get going!

Koduku, take care of the shop. -I will treat like it were my own.

You are going to pay for this!

Attend to the customers.

What would you like to eat?

What would you like, Manga?

Ice creams for everyone! -Which flavour?

A flavour which will get us out of here soon.

I want that ice cream.

Butterscotch? -Scotch!

Manga, your parole ends today and you have to be back at the station.

The lawyer says that the case is airtight.

You got to be in for a minimum of three years!

I'm talking to you!

Sorry, it was an official call.

Looks like he bit right on target! -I asked him to pee.

He never listens to me. -Have an ice cream and chill!

That man is staring at me.

Let's leave this place.

He is still staring at me. -You come over to this side.

Hurry up guys!

I'll go pay the bill.

What the hell are you glaring at?

Who? -It must be him!

His wife is crying. This isn't right.

This is so wrong.

You will rot in hell. God will punish you today!

Why does uncle have to run away to get married? Why not do it at home?

If he tries such stunts, I will box his ears!

What? -Oh just shut up!

I asked him to join the saloon and learn the job.

He refused and was hell bent on studying.

You said he would ace in college.

Look what he is up to now!

What? -Look what he is up to!

Drive carefully! -Dad! Police.

Stop!

Think you are driving a truck?

How many people in one bike? Show me your license.

Do you know who she is? -Who is she?

My wife!

My wife, who works at the minister's house.

If she doesn't go, the whole house would stink up.

I will wait. You talk to the minister's wife.

What did I even say? You get going! -Well, go ahead and talk. I'll feel better.

Scratching his ass, when his head is infested with lice!

You go ahead!

What a lousy job! Everybody is bossing over me!

Where are we going?

Brother... -I don't know. Just go!

Shall we go home?

You have to be at the station at 6 PM.

Let's go home, eat and rest. It will be alright.

What will be alright?

Have you ever been to jail?

Ever taken a dump with people watching?

I feel like shooting everyone I see on the road.

Want to go to the bar? -Changing the subject, eh?

Just snap out of it.

I'm back in prison this evening and will be out only after three years.

Open the window.

Do you have any brains? -Brains?

Is this a government property or your uncle's?

Why the hell are you staring at me?

Know who this is? -Quiet down!

We are on a trip and you are blocking us!

Will you care for my wife if she is hurt? -Shut up or I'll break your teeth.

Yeah right, you will! I'll set your ass on fire!

One word and I'll puncture you!

Do you own a puncture shop? Is he the owner?

It was an accident. I'm sorry.

Can 'sorry' fix it?

Grab him by his hair and pull him in!

Impossible. Who do you think you are talking to?

Just shut up and sit!

You don't come out. I'll come in!

What nerve to speak in front of Manga! Chop off his arms!

I want to go to the hospital.

Come out if you have the guts! Come on!

I'm leaving only cause my kids want me to. Otherwise you are dead meat!

I'm sorry!

I'm just learning to drive. I rammed into your car by mistake.

This is my dad's card.

Please feel free to claim the damage, if any!

Oh brother!

Allah!

God!

Jesus! -Manga!

Bend over just a bit, and they will pile you sky-high!

Know how many such folks your dad has come across, Kotee?

If you and your sister hadn't stopped me today...

Would you have fought so many men? -Then what?

Hold your father's hand. Firmly. -Dad...

Tough as teak! One punch and it's straight to hell!

If just raising my hand scared him, imagine if I had gone all the way?

This, when one can't find one's butt with both hands in broad daylight?

This damn woman...

I saw it! I saw him raising his hand and strike you!

Why the blatant lie?

I saw it, Manga. He raised his hand, but didn't strike you.

Then how is his face busted and bleeding so hard?

Probably from the car that struck us from behind.

Would such a small strike wound our boss like this?

He hit him! -You were in the back! Did you see it?

You were in the back, too! How do we believe you?

I saw it, boss! I saw him lunge and hit you!

You're bleeding hard, boss.

Why are all of you just chatting around?

Get him to a hospital. His face might swell up.

Sure, "doctor". You go to the hospital!

Bro... -Did you see it?

I was in the back... -Then stay there!

It already hurts, boss...

Trust me, Manga! He didn't hit you! -He did hit you!

I'm telling you he didn't! -He did!

Did you see him do it?

I did!

That's two! You? -I saw him raise his hand!

I heard a sound and saw blood. -Did you see it or not, jackass?

Did you see him punch?

I saw him raise his hand...

That's three! -Siva!

You should've chopped his hand off when he raised it against you!

That's four!

You're still bleeding, boss!

Burn in hell!

I saw it, too! I saw him hit you!

Five votes!

Don't listen to them, Manga!

Would I let anyone hit you when I'm around?

He was just showing off. That's it.

Gauthama... -Yes, boss?

Give me a coin. -Manga...

Let's go back to the factory.

We will.

I'll flip it.

Tails, we go to the factory.

Heads, we behead him.

The knot needs to be tied within the auspicious time.

Our auspicious time has just begun.

'Is everything fine and dandy?'

It's Raghu.

It's Uncle Raghu, mom!

Hey, little brother! I'm on my way!

Your brother-in-law will hand you the sacred thread!

Don't worry about a thing.

What?

The phone's not working right. -Uncle?

He's asking why we're late.

What? -He asked why we're late!

Why we're late?

On our way, a bunch of ruffians messed with my husband!

He really mopped the floor with them!

Don't worry about anything.

It was a Rajdoot bike! Black in colour.

That's all we could see.

It was going on the left of Royapettah... towards Gopalapuram!

Bro!

Did you see a family go by on a bike?

How many people? -Four!

What bike was it? -Rajdoot!

What colour was it? -Black!

Which year did that model come out?

My mind is fried by your questions. Ask more and I'll rip your tongue out!

Go ahead! Ask!

Still haven't given up, eh?

I don't have the time right now. If I did, you'd all be running butt naked!

TCX-7298.

Yes, a Rajdoot bike.

Give me the address!

This is a very special hand.

Just seeing it brings one luck!

Hey! Are you Mani?

Astrologer Sigamani.

Dear astrologer, your auspicious time is up!

Where's your bike? -I sold it!

To whom? -My friend.

What's his name? -Pichai!

What's his job? -Grooming!

Talk properly! -He cuts hair!

What's his address?

Why are you looking up? -I'm thinking...

11/6, Baba Street!

He'll never change, sir. Still stuck in the past.

Who'll come by here, if one cuts like how they did in the 80s?

Nowadays, only hip styles like "Jubilee Cutting", "Swine Cutting"...

..."Monkey Style" and "Mad Max" goes well with the customers.

I have tried telling him, but his brain refuses to leave the past.

That's why I intend to go to America.

To America, huh? -Yes, sir!

They need someone to cut Michael Jackson's hair.

Come in, sir!

Haircut or shave?

How much for a garland?

What's it for? -What else? For wearing around the neck.

Sorry. I wasn't aware.

Is this new, or have you just sprinkled water on it?

No garland for you! Buy it somewhere else! -Alright.

Make it fast! We don't have a lot of time!

How much for the garland?

Will anyone take a pregnant woman to a funeral?

Is the lord of death your first cousin?

Stop saying ominous things!

Isn't this a wedding garland?

You damn fool! These are funeral wreaths!

Go that side! You'll find wedding garlands there.

You buy garlands for wearing around the neck, eh?

Slipped my mind... -Careful. Someone might put one around you.

Just get a garland from one of these places!

These are old garlands! I'll get a new one.

Yes, Koduku?

Someone has come looking for us!

Looking for us? Tell them to come back in the evening.

I don't think I can hold on for that long!

What are you saying? Such a customer for us?

They don't seem like our customers!

Then what? -They seem more like our creditors!

Creditors often drop by. Why let that rattle you?

And to think I was planning to give you your own saloon at Kannamapet.

Just handle it. You have a mouth, right? Just a minute.

How much for this garland? -250 rupees.

250 rupees for this garland?

Do you know what I do? I run a flower business in Koyambedu!

Don't give me that crap. -Koyambedu, eh?

I go there every day. I've never seen you there.

Seen the six shops in the left of the road? -Yes.

They all belong to me! -Really?

Then name your price and take it!

Hold on, Koduku. I'll call you back, okay?

Just a minute, brother!

Oh My Goodness!

Kotee, put it on radio mode.

Is there no speaker? -The speaker plays the radio!

Stop calling, Koduku! I'm out on an auspicious task.

How many people? -Six or seven.

Haircut or shave? -Shave!

Shave, huh? -I can't take it anymore!

Why? What was that sound? -It's coming!

Tell the customer you need to take a dump. Why call me for this?

What the hell is it, man?

It's bleeding!

My goodness. It might be piles! Take a pill. You'll feel better.

I have another call. Talk to you later. -Hold on!

Did you see that, sir? Did he listen to a single word I said?

The phone's ringing, Kotee. See who it is.

It's Uncle Mani, dad!

That astrologer? -Yes, dad.

I didn't give him this month's installment for the bike!

Here! Just talk to him!

Listen to me carefully, Pichai.

A mob came by looking for you.

They asked for your address and they beat me up.

Since I can't lie on Fridays, I gave them the address to your shop.

They're very angry, man.

I just saw your horoscope. It looks very bleak.

I don't know what you plan to do. Just go into hiding for two days, okay?

I know this is a shock to you. I understand.

Recite "Kantha Sasti Kavasam" 7,000 times. Be nightfall by then.

Once the day breaks, all will be well. Stay strong. I'm hanging up now.

It stopped! -Good riddance!

Hey Kotee, see who's calling.

It's Uncle Koduku! -Put the phone on radio.

I need to put Koduku in his place!

Hey Koduku...

Hey, who is this? Who the hell is this?

Stop it! Why are you abusing me like this?

Are you done talking? Now it's my turn.

You questioned my manhood and abused me before my kids.

I'll show you who's boss!

Come over here! -Yes, sir?

Is there a place nearby where ten guys can be beat up?

What kind of place? -Park! Is there one here?

There's a botanical garden. -Go!

I'll be at the entrance of the botanical garden!

If you're not an illegitimate son, come on over!

Yes, I'll be right there. Come on over!

Get off, kiddo. -Dad...

Let's go, dad.

Why are you stopping?

Mom, dad is going to fight some ruffians! -Who? Him?

Just slamming a door makes him wet his pants!

This is a matter of honour!

I'm going over to prove myself. Shut up and stay here!

Just stay here, alright?

My brother's waiting for us!

Instead of him, I should have married a donkey!

Stop the car.

Please don't do this, Manga. Let's go home. -Stay here!

Be fair!

Concealed your stick around paper, huh?

Think you're the only one with it? I got it, too!

He seems to be a wizard! -Get lost!

Go this side! You go that side!

Hey, did you see him?

Did you see him?

You jackass! Couldn't you have kept your mouth shut?

Think you're a superstar? Look what happened!

Had I known about this, I wouldn't have left my shop!

Screw up and then moan about it!

What do I do, sir?

Get your grave set at Kannamapet cemetery! -Please help me!

Please convince them to back off.

Manga is a lunatic.

He's really pissed off. He's won't rest until he severs your limbs!

What's the point of begging me now? -I have a wife and two kids.

Stay in hiding until six this evening.

His parole ends at six, and he'll be back in jail.

Until then, run and hide. Otherwise, he will kill you. Now go!

Dear!

Dear!

Hurry up! The auspicious time is running out!

Call him. -Dad! Please come out.

Is it fair to be spending time in the loo instead of attending the wedding?

Can't you hold it in for a while?

Dear?

What happened?

Getting married to this leaky butt has stunk up my life!

Siva, I've been trying to reach Pichai. He hasn't answered. Did he call you?

Nope. No one called.

Let me know if you hear from him.

I will.

Bro, I need to pee.

At least you get to pee! But I might never will!

Get off the bike! She and her antics!

Could your father even buy me a bike?

I told you we should've taken an auto instead of this damn bike.

I was talking about your father!

Even I wanted to take my father along to the wedding.

Why must a tree climber scratch his ass?

That's what the audience would think. -Ok. Go on.

But, that's where the plot begins.

The plot begins with a twist. -Uncle Poochi!

Pichai! -What are you doing here?

He's an assistant director trying to pitch a story to AVM.

Our family has been grooming AVM for generations.

So he wants me to put in a word.

That is his story! Tell me yours.

Problems are falling like bricks on me!

So what if bricks fall? Use them to build a house.

Don't yap without knowing the facts!

Do you know who I am? Do you know who my father is?

Do you know who my grandfather was?

When Alexander came to India, our forefathers sorted out his problems.

You too?

This drivel is why I'm on the run!

Run my boy! Till your last breath.

Uncle!

Stop shaking your head and get to the point.

Bro, it's Pichai. -Pull over!

Put it on speaker!

Hello, this is Poochi here. -Poochi?

I'm Pichai's distant relative.

Where is Pichai? -He is right here.

If you come by, we can resolve this amicably.

It is just a fart in a windstorm.

Why this proverb now? -Only then will they realize my worth!

Where are you? -Opposite Mandaveli bus stand.

Uncle Poochi! How have you been? -He is doing just fine!

Wait here with the kids. I'll be back.

What? Just tell me that you can't make it.

We can't let the auspicious time pass.

Get me an auto rickshaw and we'll be on our way.

You hapless lady! As if I don't have enough trouble already.

Pichai, why are you yelling?

Talk softly. -Oh please. She is stone deaf.

Listen, I'm stepping out with him. Go and have some tea!

Pee? -Not pee, have tea!

Bring Uncle Poochi along. Let him bless the bride and groom.

Greetings, sir. I'm Poochi, Pichai's uncle.

Where is he?

Was it you who he bashed up? Sorry, he didn't mean to.

When the door is short, shouldn't we bend down and walk?

Let bygones be bygones. You should have ignored it.

I'll ask him to give you free shaves for a year and a half.

The wise say, "If one slaps you, turn the other cheek!"

You are all wise.

Where are you from, sir?

Hello!

Sir, please spare me. I didn't mean it. Forgive me!

I didn't mean to do it. I'm going to have a baby.

I want to see my child.

Please don't!

Please let me go.

For three years, she used to kick my bosom while drinking milk.

Now she has kicked us all away!

I asked you to keep an eye on her.

You shut me up! You said she knows everything.

Stop it, sis! What did he do? He was affectionate! Is that wrong?

Don't say a word!

What were you doing?

You were the one who took her to college.

Why didn't you keep tabs on who she mingled with? You wretch!

Which son of a hag did she elope with?

Hurry up!

Where did she go? Who the hell did she go with?

God, may the legs of the man who took her from me be rendered useless!

May a truck run over his legs and keep him on crutches for life!

Only then will I be at peace!

How do we get to Veerabhadran temple? -Take a left and go straight.

Step down carefully.

Get down.

All of you wait in the park for me. I will check on the situation.

Make it fast. -Alright, get going.

Let's go.

Hey Lavi, check this out! Let's go!

Who is next? -Priyadarshini and Rajendran.

Tell them to hurry!

Priyadarshini and Rajendran! Please hurry up. It's time.

The priest is waiting for you. -They have signed.

Number 27. Please go inside and check.

The rudeness of these guys!

What is your name? -Shwetha. Why do you ask?

Your name? -Gayathri.

Your name? -Pooja.

Your name? -Viji.

What? -Vijayalakshmi.

Are you the groom? What is your name?

Ravikumar, sir.

And yours? -Sushila.

Secret wedding? -Why do you care?

Gita, I have my doubts. Keep an eye on these two.

If they even move a muscle, bash them. -Got it.

Ambrish, can you fetch some water?

Raghu, I think they are my dad's henchmen.

I think so too.

What do we do?

Let me think.

Hey! Why are you sitting next to the bride? -Who is he?

Groom. -Groom, he says!

I meant groom's side!

What are you yapping? I'm the groom.

How could you forget me?

How many porn films have we watched together?

What? You watch porn? -I don't even know him!

Tell the truth! Didn't you watch porn movies with him?

Spill the beans! Is this your only vice?

Don't you lie to me! -No. Please believe me.

We will take them down.

Why are you falling for every woman?

He is not an equal. Let him go.

I need to kill Pichai. -You will be in jail for another 5 years.

I don't mind being in for another 10 years. -Why?

I'm a snake. I cannot not bite!

Siva called. Pichai’s brother-in-law is handicapped. He's the guy we saw inside!

What are you guys doing here? -They escaped without a trace!

Why are they running around? -No idea.

Kayal, my dear!

Damn! It's not her!

Have you seen a girl named Kayal?

They haven't seen her.

He has promised that he won't watch such stuff ever again. Let's pardon him.

Get away. Why are you trying to kiss me?

As if you are some damsel to be kissed!

Have you seen my daughter Kayal? -I'm looking for a boy myself!

Has your boy eloped as well? -Yours too? Run along now!

Did you see a guy in a wheelchair?

Manga, we have had a rough day since morning.

We are at a temple. Things will get better. Let's go to the factory.

Hurry up!

Can't you shut your trap?

I'll not stop until I kill him.

Don't lobby around.

Where the hell are you? Collecting kickbacks?

My daughter is nowhere to be found. If I don't find my daughter...

I asked you to shadow them and you guys screwed up!

I told you to not to send her to college.

Did you ever listen to my words?

I sent her to college to ensure she won't become a dunce like you!

If I don't catch him, I will skin you alive.

Stop talking and find them. -I'm not going to stop calling you.

You just wait. Come home. I will whip your...

Is this the place where eloped couples get married? Or is it nearby?

Are there other such places nearby? -I don't know.

Let me find this guy and we will go together.

Brother, I have an idea.

There he is! Pichai!

His name is Raghu. He is a senior in college.

He has only a sister. Her husband's name is Pichai!

What does he do? -A barber.

Oh Lord!

Have you seen Pichai, the barber? -No!

I have. There he is! -Where?

Slit his throat!

Listen to me. You don't need to go to that wedding!

You want to buy a necklace just to wear for one wedding?

Stop playing around!

Listen to me! Next month, I'll buy you a chain...

Why did you leave us behind?

I had to take a call from the station.

Don't worry about a thing. I'll handle it.

Pichai may be a sharp knife, but I am a sword!

Rather than going to Saidapet or Teynampet, he went to Tondiarpet for this wedding.

I know all the registrars in this area.

He will have to conduct the wedding in a nearby temple.

An officer will give him a sheet, which isn't worth crap!

Tear it up, rip out the sacred thread and drag your daughter back home.

I'll break his legs and throw him in jail.

What do you say? -My friend...

That prick screwed over all of us.

How far can he get away?

I have the whole of North Madras covered.

And we also have your guys.

We even have Inspector Arul Anand's support.

Wherever we see him, we take him down. Hard.

I want my daughter back. You want Pichai.

We'll all team up. When he's within our sights, we end him.

If you come across my daughter, let me know.

If I nab that fox, I will let you know.

Hey Arul Anand! Find my daughter and I'll pay you one lakh rupees!

Find Pichai. He'll pay you one lakh rupees. Is that fine?

I'll give you five lakhs!

That guy is a total wimp!

In an hour, he'll be licking your shoes. You have my word. Let's go!

Where are you, man? Just listen to me!

This won't work out. I saw her father. A real scary guy!

Just send that girl home and come back to us. Listen to me, Raghu!

It's not right. Kayal trusts me with her life.

We are halfway there. We can't stop now!

You do whatever you want. I don't care. Why drag me into this?

I was merrily going about with my livelihood.

Look who's on my prowl! He's hell bent on chopping my hand!

Please... -But she trusts me with her life!

Please listen to me.

If you fall in a knife's path, it will cut you.

Just buy her a cup of tea in the street and run away!

That isn't right.

The lord will show her the way.

They'll hack you into pieces, man! -Let them!

Just listen to me!

Oh, so that's what you said! Alright then!

You'll head over there? Very well! I'll do the same.

Subatra, let's go to our hometown!

What about Raghu? -He said he'll come there directly!

He said he'll get married in the temple of our family deity.

Really?

Oh Raghu, my sweet little darling of a brother!

Isn't this the south side? -Yes.

Oh Lord Sangili Karuppan...

...your children will seek your blessings tomorrow!

Oh dear gods, please bestow a good life upon them!

Hey, Koteeswara? -Yes?

Half-ticket for you, right? -Even my little sister needs a full ticket!

If a full ticket costs 320 rupees, how much is four?

1,280 rupees, dad!

Do you have any money?

Money? -Yes.

I have 70 rupees.

70 rupees? Get out of here!

Subi, please give me your chain.

My jewelry? Why?

I don't have enough cash.

Only by pawning something, can we go home. Mustn't we?

I won't give my jewelry! Go to the shop and get the money!

You damn fool! If I go there, they'll slit my throat!

I swear I'll give it back to you once we return here.

Oh no! This isn't my jewelry! It is my mother's.

When carrying me to the Tirupattur temple, she found it on the street.

It was god given. I won't give it to anyone!

You brat! -My God!

I'm in a big trouble! If I go there, you'll be widowed and tonsured!

Torture? I don't care who you are going to torture!

I won't give this to you. Look at this!

He messed around with everybody and now he's messing with me!

Say anything except those damn proverbs! I'll rip your tongue out!

I'm agitated as hell and you're spewing proverbs?

Proverbs, huh? -Yes!

He can't measure up to himself but tries measuring up to others!

Just inform every station...

...within a four kilometer radius of the Veerabhadran temple.

About 5 feet 4 and a half inches. He wears thick glasses.

One important thing: If you find him...

...quietly take him to our freight lodge.

If anybody asks, he's a terrorist.

They won't probe further. You got that?

I feel something bad's going to happen, Manga.

Let's go back to our place. -Do you ever shut up?

He punched Manga. He taunted him.

He spat in his face. And now, he mocks him!

He's making criminals like us waste time chasing him!

I'll tear him to pieces! -I'll burn them!

Give the ashes to Manga! -He'll rub it on his forehead!

How about that, boss?

You ungrateful pigs!

You'd leave the hand that fed you to rot in prison?

Damn slimeballs... -Shut up!

Not a day passes by without your moping!

I must catch Pichai today! I must chop him and grind him up!

I don't care if I go to prison for five or ten years!

Until then, keep your damn mouth shut!

Try playing the judge, I'll do you in!

Sir?

Is there a bike mechanic shop nearby?

What's the problem? -The bike won't start.

Asking a car mechanic where to find a bike mechanic!

Coil's gone. -Please try to fix it.

I'd be very grateful. -It won't work. The coil's wrecked!

It's brand new. I've had it for a week.

Few wires may be off. Please check.

What? You got this bike just last week?

This bike? -Yes, indeed!

Ten years ago, my uncle bought this from a showroom.

He went to pee before riding the bike.

He slipped and broke his back. He was bed-ridden for ten years.

He just died last week.

Actor Sivakumar attended his funeral.

Figured I'd ride it as it was just lying around.

Being unused really hindered it. Please see what you can do. It's new.

New, you say? -Yes!

My butcher offered to buy it for 18,000 rupees. I flatly refused!

18,000 for this? -For what else then?

Alright, you give me a price.

Price? For this?

If you were to buy this, how much would you pay?

I'm not buying this.

Just for fun, tell me how much you'd pay.

I'm not buying this! -Come on! Name your price!

Less than 5,000 rupees!

How about 4,000? -Not a chance!

3,500? -Good grief...

3,000? -I don't want it.

2,500? -You better leave!

Hold on a second, sir...

Give me 2,000. I really need to go to my hometown.

Got the RC book? -Oh, here goes...

My uncle's debit card, credit card, ration card and RC book...

...burned down in a house fire two years ago.

Only 2,000 rupees. Let's finish this.

Let's finish it.

Wonderful!

Go wait inside. I'll bring over the cash.

Alright, sir.

Constable sir, this is Palani speaking.

A suspicious man brought over a bike.

He's up to something.

He speaks like AVM Rajan (60s Tamil actor).

Besides his shirt and trousers, he wears his watch on the right side.

He's a thief. No doubt about it.

Rajdoot bike.

Hold on a minute.

Capture him!

Grab him, buddy!

Grab his leg and pull him out!

Mr. Manga, I've got him.

You bloody scoundrel! Who do you think you're messing with?

Lying through your teeth, are you?

What happened?

What the hell is going on?

He's having a seizure!

He might swallow his tongue!

Really? -This is no ordinary seizure.

What is it, then? -A tonic-clonic seizure!

Oh My God!

Get rid of these chains!

Careful, guys! Bring him down!

All of you get him down. He might die!

Lower him down... -Careful!

Get some water!

Be careful! Set him down!

Where the hell is he?

I asked you where he is!

Save him first, sir! -He's inside, sir!

Get out of the way!

Get over here!

Listen to me! Come here!

I'll come tomorrow. I have something urgent to attend to!

Don't do it! I'll break your ass in half! Get over here!

Come on, buddy! Come on down!

I'll buy your bike myself!

I'll take it tomorrow! Take care of it! -He's getting away! Don't run!

Come on!

Could you give us the route to Number 10, Anton Daasan Street?

What is the route to Number 10, Anton Daasan Street?

Hey, I'm talking to you! How do I go to Number 10...

Let's go!

Boss... -What?

Pichai's bike is broken. We last saw him at the Veerabhadran temple.

He didn't have a bike with him then.

Where is the mechanic shop?

In the street next to the Veerabhadran temple.

Where will his wife and kids be?

They may be hiding in some alley in that street. We'll get them!

Why didn't you tell me this earlier? Get in!

We're here.

How do I go to Saidapet from here? -Get lost.

So you cast me aside once your job is done?

And to think I helped you...

Koduku seems to be missing. Did they kill him?

You brutes!

What do I do now?

Hello, sir! Mr. Manickam!

Mr. Manickam?

What is it? -A knife's hanging over my head.

You're the only one who can help me. -Go on...

Please lend me 3,000 rupees. I'll return it in three days.

Do you remember the last time you came to this shop?

No, I don't. -I certainly do!

Two years ago on Diwali, you bought two half-sleeve shirts from me.

I charged 70 rupees. You bargained it down to 45 rupees.

You tried out the shirt here and paid me 30 rupees...

...and said you'd send the rest of the money with your son.

At long last, you've finally arrived.

Please help me. I consider these scissors as your feet and beg of you.

My God! He stabbed me with those scissors!

I'm sorry, okay?

It's bleeding!

I can't ask the hotel guy, either. He'll chase me, too.

Hey, Bhai! Don't you know when not to show up?

Can I ask Bhai? He'd give biriyani, not cash.

I've got plans to go to America next month, sir.

I've got to go and buy the tools I need for that, as well.

Please show some leniency.

When will that dunderhead Pichai ever come?

Boss!

Who asked for this damn smoke, now?

Hey, Siva! Haven't we heard this hymn in some film?

Look what fate has befallen us...

Hey! Did you see a lady and two kids go by?

I don't know Tamil, sir.

Ask him in his language.

Did a woman and two kids go this way? -I didn't see any.

Let's move!

Can a pregnant woman like you roam around like this?

Ruffians chasing you? Douchebags!

Have you told the cops?

Tobacco? Only my mom chews them.

My goodness. You're hard of hearing, too?

It's alright, I don't need your money.

Mom! Mom! Over there...

What? -That big moustached man is coming!

He and his gang are looking for us!

Where are you taking me?

Come quickly, mom!

They're here, mom!

Did a pregnant woman come by here?

Nobody came this way.

I'll have a glass of juice.

I just suggested this idea on a whim.

We'll find them, right? My stomach is churning!

Why didn't you stay quiet?

A hand!

My leg!

A hand!

My leg!

A hand! My leg!

Stop messing with me!

Enough with this nonsense!

You damn buffaloes!

Do you have nothing better to do?

Will you not rest until you've messed around with my husband?

Run home as fast as you can!

When my husband shows up, he'll hack you all up and feed you to dogs!

Even the lord can't save you now.

Let go of me!

Stop!

Drag her in and shut the door!

Let go of me!

Did you see a woman and two kids go by here?

Let me go! I said let me go!

You bloody vagabonds! Let me go!

Let go of me!

Let her go.

What the hell do you want?

Slimeball! What do you want?

What the hell do you want?

Oh my God!

Oh my goodness!

She's in labour! Lift her up!

Get her up! -Wait.

Where? -The hospital!

Why? -Why?

She's about to have a child. -Let her have it here.

She's in labour, man! She might be hurt. -Let her be.

She might die! -Let her die!

I want Pichai!

Are you even a human being? Have you no conscience?

She's in pain! And she's a woman!

Do you know what pain is? Any idea how much labour hurts?

I do. Your mother did.

Your mother, my only sister, underwent this same pain!

Are you blind to that girl's pain?

You're going to hell! What can you take with you?

What in the world can you take with you?

Wretch! To think I raised an animal like you...

Go ahead and kill me!

Before she died, your mom asked me to take care of you.

From then till now, I did just that. Catered to your every need!

This is my remuneration. Go ahead and kill me!

You talk too much.

Get her out of here.

Excuse me. Did you see my wife and two kids? She's pregnant!

Oh, so you're the husband? Do you have any sense?

At times like these, shouldn't you keep her close?

Look what happened! Four thugs took her away!

What are you going to do? Listen to me.

Take a left turn here. You'll come across a police station.

File a complaint with them.

Hey! I'm trying to help you and you're just sitting down!

Good grief! Is this guy hard of hearing, too?

Some screwed up family this is!

It will be alright. Just bear with it for a while.

Just for a while. Please bear with it.

'Is everything fine and dandy?'

'Are the mind and body feeling fine and dandy?'

Where are they? -Over there, ma'am.

Is this a hospital or a theatre?

The pregnant woman is on the run.

Go look over there!

Don't say even a word!

Sir, it's Pichai speaking.

I'll come wherever you are. Please spare my family.

Please listen to me, sir. Please say something!

This was the hand, right? Chop my right hand off!

But please spare my wife and kids.

Tell me where you are. I will come.

Can you give me a pen, sir? It is urgent.

Please give me the address, sir. I'll be there.

I'll come, sir! -You don't have to come.

Your wife isn't here.

She managed to escape.

You run. Just keep running.

I'll hunt you down.

You ever do that, I'll run away from you. -You run, I'll hunt you down.

Yeah, right! We will see!

You run! I'll hunt you down!

You run! I'll hunt you down!

You run! I'll hunt you down!

You run! -I'll hunt you down!

Sir! -What?

Castes are only two.

The generous nobles and the miserly ignoble!

Bro, look over there!

Hey, stop! Where are you going?

You won't tell me where you're going. At least tell me where you are from!

Do you know Mars? -What's that?

Surya's movie!

What was his name again? -Pichaimurthy.

Is this about the phone bill? I'll pay it. Don't bug me.

He cut the call the moment I said his name.

Uncle, can you give it a try again?

Kiddo, I've some work. Go and ask someone else.

Watchman, don't let these two in!

Did you see two kids and a pregnant lady go this way?

It's my wife, sir!

Why don't you say something?

Are you mad? -Sit idle for a while, you'll know!

'I’m but a fool and was told so by four literate souls.'

You broke everything!

'Let bygones be bygones.'

'Nothing last forever anyway!' -Are you mad?

Wretch! You have spoilt my business.

'Let bygones be bygones.' -My owner is going to blame me for this!

Who are you? -Don't you know? I'm a lunatic!

Lock him in!

Nanjuundan.

Isn't your father, the owner of Hotel Swarna?

Yes, sir.

Have you thought through this? -I'm sure. He is my husband.

He is politically influential.

Are you trying to threaten me?

So what if he is a bigwig? I'm a registrar. I am no less!

I'm going to retire in six months.

Above all, there is something called conscience.

Where is the receipt issued at the temple?

We aren't married yet.

What? Not married?

How can I register your marriage then?

Aren't you educated? Don't you have sense?

Kayal's parents are hunting us across the city.

We are helpless! Please help! -I beg of you, sir. Help us!

Just issue a certificate that declares us married.

We will go the commissioner’s office and surrender ourselves.

Do one thing! Go outside.

There will be beggar right outside the building.

He was a freedom fighter.

Get a signature from him.

I'll register and certify this as a self-respect marriage.

Please hurry!

Order a cup of tea for me!

A pregnant woman! Lift her up.

Couldn't you drive carefully? -I was careful. She got in my way.

How careless!

Get her inside the vehicle. Be careful.

Careful. Watch your step.

Where is your husband? Where did he go?

Can you hear me?

You wretch! Couldn't you be careful?

Why are you beating him up?

Do you see that? That's the heart of a woman!

Dear, where do you have to go?

I don't understand anything.

Poor thing, don't say such things. Nothing will happen to you.

Where is your husband? -My husband?

He didn't tie a knot, he tied a noose!

I wonder where that leaky butt is taking a dump.

Look at her fate! Do you have any siblings?

Any brothers? -Brother? 9823545154.

What's that? -That's his mobile number.

Here. Give him a ring.

Find out where he is. We'll drop you there.

Hello, Uncle! This is Kotee.

Oh my dear brother! Where are you?

My husband has abandoned me in the middle of the road.

I should have married a potato instead of this jackass!

Look at my plight now. I'm being chased by random people!

I'm wandering around aimlessly.

Is there no one to question this?

Is this the way to treat a pregnant lady?

What work is more important than her?

Tell me where you are. We'll drop her over there.

One moment. Please note the address.

Tell me. Where in Rajesh Road?

The government school?

Yeah, I'm aware of the registrar office. -Where did you go?

Where exactly? -How did you have the heart to go?

I'll call you once I reach the school.

Shut up!

I'll teach her a lesson!

That runaway hag!

Hey, stop the car!

Turn off the engine.

Gita! -Brother?

Remove the ring.

Put it on.

On your hand!

How do we catch Pichai? -We don't need to catch him.

We'll get hold of his wife again. -Where will she be?

She'll be seeking her brother. -She ran away from the hospital.

He has to marry that girl today. Else he is dead meat!

His guys are looking for them everywhere! -Yes, they are.

Fearing Nanjuundan, the boy went to North Madras for marriage.

We have 45 registrar offices in Chennai.

Nanjuundan's men will be scouring every office.

But not the Saidapet office. -Why?

Nanjuundan's house is in Saidapet.

Right! Those fools won't check their own area!

He hoodwinked them!

Hurry up!

I've been screaming my lungs out. Please believe me!

Driver! At least you believe me. I'm not a lunatic!

We'll know when we get to the hospital.

I’m in huge trouble. My wife and kids are in danger.

If something happens to them. You will be booked for murder.

Where do you work?

I'm a lawyer at the High Court. I'll get you penalized under section 304.

He is doling out law!

Bro, let's let him go!

That's what I'm saying. Let me go.

What's the problem?

There is a guy who is talking too much. Please deal with him.

Get down, folks. Now we'll know who the real lunatic is.

I'm a lunatic!

Damn, no one seems to know music!

Sir, please let me go. -Get in!

Move over!

Everyone out! I've got work to do.

Sir, please don't!

You ran away then. Try running away now!

This guy has no better thing to do!

What if something happens to him? -We will be in trouble.

He isn't listening to us. -Why is he doing unnecessary stuff?

Xavier, get a van to the booth. Bring some men along.

We need to wrap this up. Hurry up.

You look like a cop from the film "Thanga Padakkam".

How could you do this?

What's in the box?

Hand over the box. Give it!

Sir, please! -Hand it over.

Sir, please. Please don't! -Give it to me!

What the hell is all this?

Who the hell is he? -My dad, sir!

Such a big mush!

Was he a great cop?

My dad was a great barber.

Then it is time to shave off the mustache.

What are you looking at? Now do you understand our power?

What now? -Chief is on the line.

Did you rat me out? -He called me cause he couldn't reach you.

You could've told him I was in the loo. -Said that twice already!

Why do you bother me like this? Give it to me!

Sir, yes sir!

I'll get it done by tomorrow, sir!

Okay, sir!

Definitely, sir!

Okay. Sure, I'll be there.

I'll let them know.

What a pain in the ass!

We're there. Stop the car.

Hurry.

Make it fast.

Right here.

Kayal's father is here.

Make this fast. Let's go!

I'm outside the registrar office. Where are you?

You're inside?

Alright then. -Run!

You go ahead, dear.

How can she handle this alone?

Kayal! Your father is here! -Raghu, her father is here!

Careful, dear. Come along.

I got the signature. Let's go ahead! -Wait!

Do I have ten hands?

Sign here, madam. -Please hurry, sir!

Careful, dear.

What's with the laughter? -Careful.

Please help us, sir!

Wait! I'm looking at your paperwork now.

They're almost here!

Faster, sir! They're here!

Please move aside.

Yes, sign right there.

Easy there.

You can get down now.

Hey Raghu!

Where have you been all this while?

We've been going all around the city!

Where is the girl you ran off with?

Is she the one?

My goodness! What the hell is this?

She's much older than you!

Why did you run off with her?

You damn scoundrel!

Is she the one you've had eyes on for so long?

Just cause my brother's in a bit of a bind, you'll try charming him like this?

Where is your family? I want justice!

The trouble I went through while raising this brat!

Oh Lord Sangili Karuppan!

Why are you dragging my family around like this?

What crime did I commit?

My Goodness! -Sis!

Sis! What's wrong, sis?

Ma'am!

Get her up!

Get out of the way!

Think this is your house? Drive away! -Five minutes!

As soon as my boss arrives.

Get the car over here!

Open the door!

Get that boy into the other car!

Start it up! -Just hang on. The hospital's nearby!

We'll be there soon!

Drive fast!

Let me go!

Hold them!

Manga, that girl is in labour.

We're taking her to the hospital.

Tell him to stop the car.

What are you glaring at me for?

Think you're a big ruffian? So am I!

Get down! Let's fight it out! Come on!

Shut up and sit.

What's the point of reading the newspaper?

Even if one launches rockets, one has to still clean ass by hand.

What's the point in talking about it?

One tea, please.

'Is everything fine and dandy?'

Subatra! Where are you, my dear?

Can you hear me? -Sir?

Your wife is at my feet right now.

Sir... -Go to the place I tell you to.

Come to the Tondiarpet steel factory. I'll be there.

They abducted my wife!

I don't know how I'm going to save her.

She can't hear, either. Poor woman!

I don't know what to do...

'Look above, to find the stars...'

'...filling your eyes!'

'A good look you must take, to find that life is a web of lies!'

'Feel useless? Become a seed.'

'Too many questions? Become the answer.'

'Move away from "I" to "We" and live your life.'

'Look above, to find the stars...'

'...filling your eyes!'

'A good look you must take...'

Can I rent a bicycle, sir? -'...to find that life is a web of lies!'

Who are you? How can I just give you a cycle like that?

My name is Pichai. I have a saloon in Pudhupettai.

Pay an advance of 500 rupees and take it.

I gave away all the money I had.

You can take this watch...

No, this watch doesn't work. Piece of junk.

Hold on, man.

Take the eighth cycle.

'Despite the web of trickery...'

'...or the hand of fate...'

'...always be true to yourself.'

'Regardless of thorns...'

'...or stones and rocks...'

'...your path will continue. Do not drift away.'

'Is there a relationship without burden? Seek and search, you'll find none.'

'Is there a tomorrow without sorrow? Celebrate every moment.'

'See hatred? Melt it away.'

'See death? Be the spring of life.'

'See darkness? Be the light and shine away!'

'Look above, to find the stars...'

'...filling your eyes!'

'Be a flower.'

'Tomorrow is a lie. Shower your fragrance far and wide.'

'Be a wing.'

'The sky has no limits. Fly among the clouds!'

'Can there by motherhood without pain?'

'Is there a boat which hasn't seen a storm? Stand up and fight!'

'See pain? Be the shoulder of comfort.'

'See fear? Be the beacon of hope.'

'See injustice? Drive it away with your ideals!'

'Look above, to find the stars...'

'...filling your eyes!'

'A good look you must take, to find that life is a web of lies!'

Dad! -Where's your mother?

Inside!

Oh My Goodness!

Just hang in there, dear! That's it!

Just hold on, dear!

Do it, buddy!

Dad!

Fight him, dad!

I don't know how to fight, dear.

Get up!

Start walking!

Get him!

Grab her legs!

Dad... -Don't go in there!

Dad!

Stop moving!

What are you all staring at?

Close your mouth.

Capture him!

Hold him tight!

Get out of the way!

Dad!

Damn you, uncle!

Let go of him.

Go and get a knife!

Let go!

It's time. Let's go.

'Can a knife made of gold or silver or copper or iron...'

'...hold a candle to a barber's knife?'

'Unlike anger, love, valour, or rage...'

'...will a barber's knife ever do any wrong?'

'Amidst the binds of home, country, community, family...'

'...caste, religion, or justice...'

'...is there anything like a barber's knife?'

'Is there anything like a barber's knife?'

'What is a knife for?'

'Only to sever the umbilical cord!'

'What is a knife for?'

'Only to sever the umbilical cord!'

'We climbed down trees and set foot on solid ground.'

'We dug into the earth and procured several things.'

'After welding them and measuring them...'

'...we created weapons!'

'We chopped and felled trees! We dug wells and smashed boulders!'

'We built a house and told stories. Closed our eyes and forgot the darkness.'

'We dreamed a beautiful fantasy!'

'We killed. And we enjoyed doing it!'

'Can a knife made of gold or silver or copper or iron...'

'...hold a candle to a barber's knife?'

'Unlike anger, love, valour, or rage...'

'...will a barber's knife ever do any wrong?'

'Amidst the binds of home, country, community, family...'

'...caste, religion, or justice...'

'...is there anything like a barber's knife?'

'Is there anything like a barber's knife?'

'What is a knife for?'

'Only to sever the umbilical cord!'

'What is a knife for?'

'Only to sever the umbilical cord!'

'Love for home. Love for wealth.'

'Lust for women. And the poison of greed.'

"Wherever we waged war, we sowed the seeds of sorrow.'

'We flew up high and touched the sky! We crossed the sea and planted our flag!'

'We searched our minds and found nothing. We made the devil run and we chased him.'

'Love is what we lost!'

'Life is what we forgot to live!'

'Can a knife made of gold or silver or copper or iron...'

'...hold a candle to a barber's knife?'

'Unlike anger, love, valour, or rage...'

'...will a barber's knife ever do any wrong?'

'Amidst the binds of home, country, community, family...'

'...caste, religion, or justice...'

'...is there anything like a barber's knife?'

'Is there anything like a barber's knife?'

'What is a knife for?'

'Only to sever the umbilical cord!'

'What is a knife for?'

'Only to sever the umbilical cord!'

'What is a knife for?'

'Only to sever the umbilical cord!'

Subtitled at Subemy by Ramya and Sharan.