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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,629 --> 00:00:11,739 Let's start at the beginning. 2 00:00:11,993 --> 00:00:14,588 Name, age and place of birth. 3 00:00:14,669 --> 00:00:16,542 You must think I'm stupid. 4 00:00:17,068 --> 00:00:20,185 Once again, your name, age and place of birth. 5 00:00:20,266 --> 00:00:22,340 Can't you be more absurd? 6 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:27,423 For the third time, your name, age and place of birth. 7 00:00:27,496 --> 00:00:28,954 Judith Ralitzer. 8 00:00:29,374 --> 00:00:30,926 Novelist. 9 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,652 If I understand rightly, 10 00:00:35,318 --> 00:00:38,956 I'm in custody because I had an alcoholic ghostwriter 11 00:00:39,316 --> 00:00:41,117 who couldn't even swim? 12 00:00:42,236 --> 00:00:45,080 Why not start at the beginning? 13 00:00:46,616 --> 00:00:48,168 What beginning? 14 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:50,395 When you met your two victims. 15 00:00:51,796 --> 00:00:54,190 Aren't you being a bit too hasty? 16 00:00:54,264 --> 00:00:55,994 I don't think so. 17 00:01:00,938 --> 00:01:02,490 It was in '98. 18 00:01:03,858 --> 00:01:05,410 I went to Burgundy. 19 00:01:06,674 --> 00:01:07,953 To Beaune. 20 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:13,061 I wanted to write a novel set in the wine world. 21 00:02:02,119 --> 00:02:03,612 So... 22 00:02:03,684 --> 00:02:05,734 What will your book be about? 23 00:02:09,801 --> 00:02:12,266 Looking at all these bottles, 24 00:02:13,556 --> 00:02:15,393 I imagine lots of corpses. 25 00:02:15,676 --> 00:02:18,935 And, above all, the corpse of the US President. 26 00:02:20,161 --> 00:02:21,548 If all goes well. 27 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:23,114 The terrorists know 28 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:26,444 that the US President loves Burgundy, 29 00:02:26,523 --> 00:02:28,395 so they'll break in here, 30 00:02:29,894 --> 00:02:32,323 poison all the bottles for the White House 31 00:02:32,397 --> 00:02:34,199 and bingo! 32 00:02:36,812 --> 00:02:38,364 Let's hurry. 33 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:40,734 This place is paradise! 34 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,931 Especially with you here. 35 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:50,919 I could turn it into hell for you. 36 00:02:54,298 --> 00:02:56,514 You haven't told me the ending. 37 00:02:58,329 --> 00:02:59,988 I don't know it yet. 38 00:03:00,068 --> 00:03:02,119 Like life, it won't end 39 00:03:02,188 --> 00:03:05,175 but you'll want to know what comes next. 40 00:03:06,256 --> 00:03:09,444 Will there be many corpses, apart from the US President�s? 41 00:03:10,183 --> 00:03:11,392 Yours maybe. 42 00:03:13,034 --> 00:03:15,428 Does this massacre have a title? 43 00:03:16,336 --> 00:03:17,889 For now... 44 00:03:17,971 --> 00:03:21,159 T R A C K S 45 00:03:21,238 --> 00:03:25,469 Good evening and welcome to our 100th program. 46 00:03:25,548 --> 00:03:28,357 Thank you for your unexpected loyalty. 47 00:03:28,434 --> 00:03:31,029 You show that literature can work on TV, 48 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:34,062 as more and more of you tune in each time. 49 00:03:34,135 --> 00:03:37,050 Tonight is our 100th program and rather a special one 50 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:42,292 with a number of writers whose books are a huge success. 51 00:03:42,374 --> 00:03:44,281 Four best-selling writers 52 00:03:44,355 --> 00:03:47,543 whom you know and love. 53 00:03:47,622 --> 00:03:50,052 God, the Other by Judith Ralitzer. 54 00:03:50,126 --> 00:03:54,013 Good evening, Judith Ralitzer. Published by GL Editions. 55 00:03:54,088 --> 00:03:58,188 Arlette Gordon for Rushkin Street, published by Albin Michel. 56 00:03:58,259 --> 00:04:02,633 A genuine triumph. Bravo and thank you for joining us. 57 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:07,082 This year's literary phenomenon, Notepad... 58 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,102 A notepad that a young woman, 59 00:04:09,175 --> 00:04:14,142 Marie-Victoire Debr� here, uses to write everything she feels, 60 00:04:14,216 --> 00:04:16,575 her encounters and love stories. 61 00:04:16,648 --> 00:04:18,450 A very surprising work. 62 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:21,785 And, finally, someone used to success 63 00:04:21,863 --> 00:04:23,142 in all its forms, 64 00:04:23,184 --> 00:04:26,242 Bernard Weber with The Star Butterfly, 65 00:04:26,312 --> 00:04:30,864 published by Albin Michel. Thank you for coming. 66 00:04:30,936 --> 00:04:36,080 Starting with you, Judith Ralitzer, may I make a confession? 67 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,924 I didn't like Tracks one bit. 68 00:04:40,392 --> 00:04:44,243 I really didn't understand why Tracks 69 00:04:44,319 --> 00:04:46,749 was such a hit. I admit that. 70 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:50,085 But with God, the Other, 71 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:54,225 you astounded me. I found it brilliantly written, 72 00:04:54,297 --> 00:04:56,964 moving, truthful and precise. 73 00:04:57,043 --> 00:05:01,452 It's as if you've found yourself or met up with yourself. 74 00:05:01,527 --> 00:05:04,230 Something strangely new occurs in this book. 75 00:05:04,308 --> 00:05:08,610 God, the Other is so different from Tracks... 76 00:05:08,688 --> 00:05:11,390 What inspired you? Without wishing to pry, 77 00:05:11,469 --> 00:05:13,614 what lies behind this change? 78 00:05:13,693 --> 00:05:16,811 I don't know. Perhaps God whispered it to me. 79 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,815 For our 7th all-time greats show, 80 00:05:20,889 --> 00:05:24,848 after Jacques Brel, L�o Ferr�, Trenet and Brassens, 81 00:05:24,922 --> 00:05:26,759 Barbara and Yves Montand, 82 00:05:26,834 --> 00:05:28,742 we're having an electric night 83 00:05:28,816 --> 00:05:32,703 with the man known as Mr. 100,000 Volts, 84 00:05:32,778 --> 00:05:34,271 Gilbert B�caud. 85 00:05:34,342 --> 00:05:37,460 The name may not mean much to young people 86 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:41,040 but in Paris theaters of the 1950s, 87 00:05:41,121 --> 00:05:43,858 way before the Stones and the Beatles, 88 00:05:43,937 --> 00:05:47,788 people smashed seats for the singer in the spotted tie. 89 00:05:47,865 --> 00:05:49,702 A very famous tie. 90 00:05:49,777 --> 00:05:51,614 Just a second... 91 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:56,579 We have a newsflash that I'm discovering as I read it... 92 00:05:56,659 --> 00:06:01,518 Just a few minutes ago - news gets no fresher than this - 93 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,741 there was a prison break in Paris. 94 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,772 Further details in our next bulletin. 95 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:10,587 For now, Gilbert B�caud with T'es venu de loin. 96 00:07:32,673 --> 00:07:35,825 Highway FM, newsflash. 97 00:07:35,905 --> 00:07:40,350 Sorry to interrupt that classic by Mr. B�caud 98 00:07:40,807 --> 00:07:42,715 but we've had confirmation 99 00:07:42,789 --> 00:07:45,704 that Georges Maury is now on the run. 100 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:50,601 Maury, the dreaded serial killer known as ''The Magician''. 101 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:54,425 He committed six crimes last year alone. 102 00:07:54,503 --> 00:07:57,003 The police are on red alert 103 00:07:57,075 --> 00:08:00,098 to track down this pedophile rapist 104 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:03,393 whose modus operandi, if you remember, 105 00:08:03,438 --> 00:08:06,555 was to do a magic trick for each of his victims 106 00:08:06,635 --> 00:08:08,958 in order to make contact. 107 00:08:09,139 --> 00:08:11,046 A very pleasant individual. 108 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:15,221 Highway FM, traffic updates and weather reports. 109 00:08:15,292 --> 00:08:19,416 There are heavy storms between Ch�lon sur S�one and M�con, 110 00:08:19,497 --> 00:08:21,607 so be very careful 111 00:08:21,687 --> 00:08:24,117 if you're in that area, 112 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:27,522 as a truck has lost its load near Tournus. 113 00:08:27,597 --> 00:08:32,349 Let's get back to Gilbert B�caud with an old favorite, 114 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,301 Les cerisiers sont blancs. 115 00:08:36,496 --> 00:08:38,546 Cherry trees in flower 116 00:08:38,617 --> 00:08:40,596 Birds sing in the bower 117 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:42,647 After a springtime shower 118 00:08:50,957 --> 00:08:54,216 It's crazy how the weather influences my moods. 119 00:08:57,389 --> 00:09:01,098 When I was 20 or so, I fell in love with a Breton girl 120 00:09:01,178 --> 00:09:03,323 and went to join her in Brest. 121 00:09:04,515 --> 00:09:08,402 It rained all the way. When I got there, I'd gone off her. 122 00:09:09,242 --> 00:09:10,795 Screw you. 123 00:09:11,536 --> 00:09:13,966 If you're not happy, change women. 124 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:16,468 Watch it, I'll dump you. 125 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:18,095 I bet you would. 126 00:09:22,243 --> 00:09:24,459 Why are we going to my folks'? 127 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,788 They're so glad I met Mr. Right. 128 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,367 Mr. Right! The second one. 129 00:09:32,498 --> 00:09:34,264 But I'm marrying you. 130 00:09:37,469 --> 00:09:38,855 And your kid's dad? 131 00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:42,260 No, I never wanted to marry him. 132 00:09:43,205 --> 00:09:45,705 You're a real airhead. So na�ve. 133 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,762 Why do you say that? 134 00:09:49,496 --> 00:09:52,554 Marrying to please your folks... 135 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:56,370 No, I'm getting married because we're in love. 136 00:09:56,518 --> 00:09:59,611 If my folks are happy, fine. 137 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,069 Stop smoking! 138 00:10:01,594 --> 00:10:04,817 Your anti-smoker terrorism pisses me off! 139 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,971 Anti-smoker terrorism! 140 00:10:07,051 --> 00:10:09,551 Get yourself a non-smoker if you're not happy! 141 00:10:09,624 --> 00:10:12,848 A non-smoking, teetotal princess. 142 00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:17,132 - Do I need this now? - Shit, I smoke, okay! 143 00:10:17,203 --> 00:10:19,703 I've put up with it for 200 miles! 144 00:10:20,678 --> 00:10:21,816 Stop pissing me off! 145 00:10:36,982 --> 00:10:38,534 Thanks, Mom. 146 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:45,247 What's your name? 147 00:10:45,325 --> 00:10:47,304 Sorry... Good evening. 148 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,855 - What's your name? - Rebecca. 149 00:10:52,242 --> 00:10:53,865 May I give her something? 150 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,297 Yes, go on. 151 00:10:58,395 --> 00:10:59,948 How did you do that? 152 00:11:00,377 --> 00:11:01,929 It's magic. 153 00:11:03,157 --> 00:11:04,224 Are they for me? 154 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:06,864 Really? 155 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,985 Thank you very much. 156 00:11:09,728 --> 00:11:11,838 - Very kind of you. - They're pretty. 157 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,853 You're a magician. 158 00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:16,435 Children are the true magic. 159 00:11:16,715 --> 00:11:19,488 Very prettily said. Drive safely. 160 00:11:19,774 --> 00:11:22,026 Goodbye. Pretty, aren't they? 161 00:11:23,911 --> 00:11:28,213 It's 3 AM and you're tuned to Highway FM. 162 00:11:28,464 --> 00:11:31,795 If you're near M�con, watch out for storms. 163 00:11:31,871 --> 00:11:36,873 Let's continue our B�caud night with Gilbert the crooner... 164 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,475 Why have doubts now? 165 00:11:38,546 --> 00:11:42,291 Because we're going to your folks' . I feel trapped. 166 00:11:44,385 --> 00:11:47,301 You bleed guys dry, then you dump them. 167 00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:49,971 What? I play with guys? 168 00:11:50,052 --> 00:11:51,924 - Yes, you do. - I play with them? 169 00:11:51,998 --> 00:11:53,313 You piss me off! 170 00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:56,020 - Go to hell! - Just a second! 171 00:11:56,101 --> 00:11:58,388 Shut up! I'm on the phone! 172 00:11:58,465 --> 00:11:59,602 Fuck you! 173 00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:02,530 Yes, Mom. 174 00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:04,129 Everything's fine. 175 00:12:11,257 --> 00:12:12,952 We're on our way. 176 00:12:16,298 --> 00:12:20,422 Paul! 177 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:26,339 Paul! 178 00:12:46,019 --> 00:12:48,484 Paul, it's Huguette. 179 00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:51,293 I guess you'll hear this. 180 00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:54,252 Is this a joke? It's not funny, you know. 181 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,731 Paul, I'm sorry. 182 00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:02,449 I'm sorry... 183 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:07,039 for being a pain, an airhead, for being like your mom. 184 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,992 But I promise I'll change. 185 00:13:09,796 --> 00:13:13,471 I'll never smoke another cigarette if you come back for me. 186 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:16,218 I'll never smoke again. 187 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:20,494 Don't do this to me, not today, please. 188 00:13:21,198 --> 00:13:22,999 Let's just go to my folks' 189 00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:27,722 and pretend we're going to get married... 190 00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:30,328 For their sake. 191 00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:34,367 Paul, I'll be waiting at the gas station. 192 00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:36,729 I won't move from here. 193 00:13:37,223 --> 00:13:38,776 I love you. 194 00:13:38,858 --> 00:13:41,217 I'm sorry if I upset you. 195 00:13:43,446 --> 00:13:45,318 Take care. Call me. 196 00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:52,611 Can I help you? 197 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,650 I saw everything. Do you need a ride? 198 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,489 You want to help me? 199 00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:08,468 That's all I want. 200 00:14:08,545 --> 00:14:10,038 Then get off my back. 201 00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:18,272 If I were you, I wouldn't wait. 202 00:14:19,912 --> 00:14:21,607 Don't you understand French? 203 00:14:21,684 --> 00:14:23,664 Do you believe in the cards? 204 00:14:23,735 --> 00:14:25,786 I don't believe in anything now. 205 00:14:27,351 --> 00:14:30,858 If you pick the ace of hearts, you can make a wish. 206 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:49,492 I can make a wish? 207 00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:51,222 0f course. 208 00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:56,401 But he won't be back. 209 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,486 Why do you say that? 210 00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:02,737 My deck's all aces. 211 00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:09,794 Can I give you a ride? 212 00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:12,749 Leave me now, please. 213 00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:53,801 I've checked the hospitals, I've called the police. 214 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:57,313 It's three days since he taught his classes. 215 00:15:59,853 --> 00:16:05,305 You don't leave students, two kids and a wife just like that. 216 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,376 Really, I fear the worst. 217 00:16:15,356 --> 00:16:16,600 Leave your cell on. 218 00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:19,831 Where are you, little brother? 219 00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:22,796 After that stormy night with Gilbert B�caud, 220 00:16:22,796 --> 00:16:26,019 After that stormy night with Gilbert B�caud, 221 00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:28,385 better weather has returned. 222 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:33,848 The main roads are still wet but traffic's flowing. 223 00:16:33,989 --> 00:16:37,177 The news is coming up next. I'll say goodbye now. 224 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:40,208 I'll be back tonight with the first crooner. 225 00:16:40,281 --> 00:16:43,019 You know who; Frank Sinatra. See you later! 226 00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:51,115 You're still here? 227 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,607 I knew he wouldn't be back. 228 00:16:57,627 --> 00:16:59,180 Who are you? 229 00:17:17,894 --> 00:17:21,781 You realize that asshole took my purse, my car... 230 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,070 They all dump me anyway. 231 00:17:27,732 --> 00:17:31,892 I have every failing, see. I'm a pain in the ass, 232 00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:35,931 I'm jealous, I'm a bad mother 233 00:17:36,561 --> 00:17:38,327 and a real airhead. 234 00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:40,373 An airhead? 235 00:17:41,984 --> 00:17:43,607 How do you mean? 236 00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:50,008 I'm an airhead. I listen to Brel and burst into tears, 237 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,690 I read Gala and think I'm a princess, 238 00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:56,895 I check my horoscope daily and follow it! 239 00:17:57,383 --> 00:18:01,863 I let it influence my life. I know it's bullshit but even so... 240 00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:05,930 And if I see a celebrity, I faint. 241 00:18:09,585 --> 00:18:12,156 I should be Juliet, not Huguette. 242 00:18:12,227 --> 00:18:14,586 Huguette? Your name's Huguette? 243 00:18:15,286 --> 00:18:17,953 It rhymes with coquette. 244 00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:22,963 And other tacky stuff: baguette, croquette... 245 00:18:23,038 --> 00:18:25,741 - Etiquette... - I'm not polite? 246 00:18:25,819 --> 00:18:28,414 No, I didn't mean that. 247 00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,237 I was looking for a rhyme. 248 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:33,491 I should have said cigarette. 249 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,514 Smoking gets your goat? 250 00:18:36,109 --> 00:18:37,945 I gave up six months ago. 251 00:18:39,307 --> 00:18:41,559 You're chewing like a cow. 252 00:18:41,636 --> 00:18:43,188 Because I stopped smoking. 253 00:18:43,269 --> 00:18:47,537 I'll get cancer, you'll get wind. 254 00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,759 Life's a bitch. 255 00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:53,412 What do you do? 256 00:18:54,985 --> 00:18:56,643 I'm a hairdresser. 257 00:18:57,939 --> 00:18:59,954 0nly natural for an airhead. 258 00:19:00,859 --> 00:19:02,412 Where do you work? 259 00:19:03,015 --> 00:19:05,444 An important salon in Paris. 260 00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:10,487 I shampooed Lady Di the day before she died. 261 00:19:11,322 --> 00:19:13,989 Just think. 24 hours before she died, 262 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,870 I had her life in my hands! 263 00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:18,896 At least she died with clean hair. 264 00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:26,441 Luckily, I kept a lock of her hair. 265 00:19:27,487 --> 00:19:30,059 I keep hair from famous people. 266 00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:32,907 You wouldn't believe my collection. 267 00:19:34,161 --> 00:19:37,314 I know people who collect serial crimes so... 268 00:19:38,576 --> 00:19:43,400 He came in my mouth, took my car, took my purse... 269 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,445 We only have half an hour left. 270 00:19:48,519 --> 00:19:49,549 Why? 271 00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:53,625 You said you were going to the Alps but I'm heading south. 272 00:19:54,914 --> 00:19:57,059 We'll have to part around M�con. 273 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,668 I don't get it. 274 00:19:59,746 --> 00:20:02,698 You waited to give me a 30-mile ride? 275 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,599 The highway heads south so I thought you were too. 276 00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:09,820 Never mind. 277 00:20:11,183 --> 00:20:13,613 Shit, I want to puke again. 278 00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:16,079 Are you pregnant? 279 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:19,241 Just a pain in the butt like I said. 280 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,605 Whenever I get in a car, I feel sick. 281 00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,343 Yes, Mom. 282 00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:30,986 I'm on my way. 283 00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,176 We're on our way, yes. 284 00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:37,358 No, not for breakfast. More like lunchtime. 285 00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:40,824 I'm sorry but we dozed off. 286 00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:43,894 No, we're on our way. 287 00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:46,015 We stopped and dozed off. 288 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,978 I'm sorry, Mom. 289 00:20:51,473 --> 00:20:53,760 Lots of love. See you later. 290 00:20:56,409 --> 00:20:57,961 This is shit! 291 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,934 It's total fucking shit! 292 00:21:07,672 --> 00:21:09,473 The asshole! 293 00:21:09,548 --> 00:21:11,835 What an asshole. I hate him! 294 00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:14,724 0nly natural, I'm a shit. 295 00:21:16,328 --> 00:21:18,437 I'm a big shit and I'll turn up alone 296 00:21:18,518 --> 00:21:20,010 like a shit. 297 00:21:20,465 --> 00:21:24,494 When they ask, I'll say I got dumped in a rest area. 298 00:21:24,566 --> 00:21:26,747 I'm too much, that's why. 299 00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:29,630 I'm too much. 300 00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:34,637 I'm too emotional, too... passionate. 301 00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:39,231 Too everything. It's suffocating. It wears guys out. 302 00:21:39,305 --> 00:21:40,893 It scares them. 303 00:22:02,179 --> 00:22:04,538 Thanks. You were right to insist. 304 00:22:08,609 --> 00:22:11,004 When you feel sick, a walk helps. 305 00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:15,977 Do you want to take a walk in the woods? 306 00:22:18,726 --> 00:22:21,120 No, a cigarette and I'll be fine. 307 00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:34,367 I don't understand, do you cut hair or do shampoos? 308 00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:36,720 I cut hair. 309 00:22:37,393 --> 00:22:39,893 But I do shampoos too. And manicures. 310 00:22:40,487 --> 00:22:43,509 Do you know who I manicured just last week? 311 00:22:44,623 --> 00:22:46,175 Judith Ralitzer. 312 00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:49,548 You know her? The writer. 313 00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:52,436 She turned up at the salon 314 00:22:53,453 --> 00:22:55,739 and chose me to do her manicure. 315 00:22:56,269 --> 00:22:59,527 I was shaking like a leaf but I didn't faint. 316 00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:03,348 I was... 317 00:23:04,195 --> 00:23:06,482 flustered. I had her hands in mine, 318 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:09,510 hands that have written incredible novels. 319 00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:13,019 I was getting varnish everywhere, 320 00:23:13,719 --> 00:23:15,591 so she asked what was wrong. 321 00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:19,518 I got out Tracks, her latest, a huge book. 322 00:23:19,594 --> 00:23:21,988 I love it. She signed it for me. 323 00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,118 What's so funny? 324 00:23:27,242 --> 00:23:28,794 Actually, 325 00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:30,850 I know Judith Ralitzer well. 326 00:23:30,927 --> 00:23:32,479 - You don't? - I do. 327 00:23:32,561 --> 00:23:33,591 - Really? 328 00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:36,790 - I've written her novels for 7 years. 329 00:23:36,871 --> 00:23:40,059 That's bullshit! 330 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,355 She doesn't use a ghost! 331 00:23:43,093 --> 00:23:44,160 Dumas did. 332 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:48,057 You mean Judith Ralitzer doesn't write her own books? 333 00:23:48,829 --> 00:23:50,524 How could she? 334 00:23:50,741 --> 00:23:54,901 Between manicures, endless lunches, 335 00:23:55,295 --> 00:23:58,697 talk shows, winter in Courchevel, summer in Cannes... 336 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,959 Maybe she needs a hand at 500 pages a novel, 337 00:24:02,039 --> 00:24:04,149 a novel a year. But the ideas... 338 00:24:04,229 --> 00:24:05,580 They're hers. 339 00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,313 She has no ideas. 340 00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:12,669 I can't believe a guy writes such feminine novels. 341 00:24:12,746 --> 00:24:14,441 I even write her postcards. 342 00:24:14,518 --> 00:24:17,185 You wrote, ''Men are bearded women''? 343 00:24:17,264 --> 00:24:19,587 Yes, but it's not my best line. 344 00:24:21,089 --> 00:24:23,412 And the stranger on the train, 345 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:28,140 the transvestite who blows his cover by using the men's room? 346 00:24:29,118 --> 00:24:31,785 - My idea too. - This is crazy! 347 00:24:36,836 --> 00:24:39,123 You've knocked me out. 348 00:24:40,243 --> 00:24:41,487 You see this car? 349 00:24:43,301 --> 00:24:44,404 It's hers. 350 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,398 - No! - It is. 351 00:24:47,473 --> 00:24:49,760 I've been traveling in her car? 352 00:24:50,011 --> 00:24:51,504 My ass is priceless! 353 00:24:52,443 --> 00:24:55,110 I don't believe it... 354 00:24:56,024 --> 00:24:58,797 If I'd flown down in her jet, 355 00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:01,790 I wouldn't have met her new character. 356 00:25:01,865 --> 00:25:04,116 - Who is it? - You. 357 00:25:04,193 --> 00:25:05,472 Me? 358 00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:10,542 Who else? Why do you think I approached you? 359 00:25:10,972 --> 00:25:13,295 All novelists are predators. 360 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:17,293 A woman weeping in a gas station at 3 AM... 361 00:25:17,368 --> 00:25:18,956 An ideal opportunity. 362 00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:21,459 That doesn't make me a character. 363 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,396 ''Chapter 2. 364 00:25:26,163 --> 00:25:27,585 ''Huguette smoked too much. 365 00:25:28,423 --> 00:25:30,189 ''That's what killed her. 366 00:25:30,891 --> 00:25:32,384 ''Not smoking... 367 00:25:32,455 --> 00:25:35,962 ''Not smoking but the killer she unwisely followed 368 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,424 ''in a Burgundy gas station, 369 00:25:38,851 --> 00:25:40,582 ''after being dumped 370 00:25:40,867 --> 00:25:43,747 ''like a piece of trash by her fianc� 371 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:48,894 ''who hated Lady Di and smokers.'' Not a bad start, huh? 372 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:52,751 - The ''piece of trash'' isn't nice. - You're right. 373 00:25:52,825 --> 00:25:54,354 ''Right away, 374 00:25:55,363 --> 00:25:58,421 ''I saw Huguette was just an ordinary victim. 375 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:00,811 ''A moth... 376 00:26:01,308 --> 00:26:04,674 ''blindly drawn to the light that would burn her. 377 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:08,320 ''Just a little moth.'' 378 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,768 A little moth... 379 00:26:13,648 --> 00:26:15,201 I'm a moth! 380 00:26:15,838 --> 00:26:18,612 And I'm in Judith Ralitzer's car! 381 00:26:19,106 --> 00:26:20,659 I feel better! 382 00:26:22,756 --> 00:26:24,806 You've blown me away. 383 00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:31,446 What's the ghost's name? 384 00:26:36,487 --> 00:26:38,218 His name's Claude Ravier. 385 00:26:38,295 --> 00:26:40,618 He teaches in the Paris suburbs. 386 00:26:40,901 --> 00:26:42,489 Well, he taught. 387 00:26:43,092 --> 00:26:45,167 I walked out three days ago. 388 00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:49,548 0n my dumb students, my wife, my kids, the lot. 389 00:26:51,956 --> 00:26:53,508 Listen... 390 00:26:54,286 --> 00:26:55,838 I'm really sorry. 391 00:26:55,954 --> 00:26:58,240 I'm not Judith Ralitzer's ghost. 392 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,866 But I do know her vaguely. 393 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:07,457 She came to give a talk in my high school. 394 00:27:08,850 --> 00:27:10,793 That's how I know her. 395 00:27:11,771 --> 00:27:13,358 But I'm not her ghost. 396 00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,656 I had a little fun with you. Sorry. 397 00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:32,210 Since you seem to love pretending to be other people, 398 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,674 I'm going to make you an offer. 399 00:27:36,661 --> 00:27:39,956 Could you pretend to be my fianc� for 24 hours? 400 00:27:46,846 --> 00:27:49,097 A promotion is always welcome. 401 00:27:50,218 --> 00:27:52,577 I'll call you back. 402 00:27:58,561 --> 00:28:02,235 Know how many people disappear on purpose each year? 403 00:28:02,315 --> 00:28:05,017 2,000. You told me yesterday. 404 00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:11,415 It's a fantasy that millions of people share. 405 00:28:12,431 --> 00:28:13,924 Well I certainly don't! 406 00:28:13,994 --> 00:28:17,574 If I hadn't been promoted to Paris Police HQ, 407 00:28:17,645 --> 00:28:19,695 I'd have walked out long ago. 408 00:28:20,183 --> 00:28:21,771 So... 409 00:28:24,493 --> 00:28:28,487 when a teacher in the projects lasts a week of the new year, 410 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,982 it's not... 411 00:28:30,055 --> 00:28:31,335 What? 412 00:28:34,852 --> 00:28:37,625 It's not surprising. It's understandable. 413 00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:44,409 0ur 10th anniversary's coming up. 414 00:28:47,402 --> 00:28:48,859 Well, maybe... 415 00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:51,703 Maybe he got scared. 416 00:28:52,616 --> 00:28:54,168 What? 417 00:28:55,918 --> 00:28:57,447 What do you know? 418 00:28:59,047 --> 00:29:00,291 I was married 10 years. 419 00:29:02,384 --> 00:29:04,256 Think it's the same for everyone? 420 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:08,011 Are your parents alive? 421 00:29:09,754 --> 00:29:11,520 No, just my brother. 422 00:29:12,639 --> 00:29:13,953 What does he say? 423 00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:18,753 That life is good for us. 424 00:29:19,730 --> 00:29:23,547 Mom's first question will be, ''Do you believe in God?'' 425 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,985 - What do I say? - Yes. 426 00:29:26,961 --> 00:29:28,548 Do you believe in God? 427 00:29:28,630 --> 00:29:30,916 When I can park in Paris, yes. 428 00:29:32,766 --> 00:29:35,753 - What does the fianc� do? - He's a doctor. 429 00:29:35,825 --> 00:29:37,484 I don't know much about it. 430 00:29:37,563 --> 00:29:41,201 He's a general physician, so stick to generalities. 431 00:29:43,090 --> 00:29:46,835 By the way, my dad had a stroke last year. 432 00:29:46,914 --> 00:29:48,786 Some days, he doesn't talk. 433 00:29:48,861 --> 00:29:52,013 Don't be surprised if he doesn't speak to you. 434 00:29:52,337 --> 00:29:54,482 How did you meet your doctor? 435 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,578 I wanted to quit smoking. 436 00:29:58,873 --> 00:30:00,046 Great doctor! 437 00:30:00,124 --> 00:30:01,676 Great asshole... 438 00:30:03,113 --> 00:30:04,606 What's the place called? 439 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:07,973 Praz-sur-Arly. We're nearly there. 440 00:30:09,232 --> 00:30:11,104 What about other questions? 441 00:30:11,178 --> 00:30:14,093 We'll improvise. You have a talent for it. 442 00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:18,789 Cops ahead... 443 00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:22,537 Don't worry, I know all the local boys. 444 00:30:25,848 --> 00:30:28,028 Maybe we should use first names. 445 00:30:37,145 --> 00:30:38,603 Stop the engine, please. 446 00:30:38,675 --> 00:30:39,989 Sorry. 447 00:30:41,178 --> 00:30:43,015 License and registration. 448 00:30:43,090 --> 00:30:44,642 0f course. 449 00:30:49,034 --> 00:30:50,587 Hi, Maurice. 450 00:30:50,668 --> 00:30:55,006 Huguette! I'd never have recognized you. 451 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:57,442 - I've changed that much? - No... 452 00:30:57,516 --> 00:30:59,423 It's the way you're dressed. 453 00:30:59,497 --> 00:31:01,299 - 0kay? - Great. And you? 454 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:02,964 Were we speeding? 455 00:31:03,043 --> 00:31:05,745 - No, we're on red alert. - Why? 456 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:08,148 We're checking all cars with Paris plates. 457 00:31:08,431 --> 00:31:11,098 There's a serial killer on the loose. 458 00:31:11,177 --> 00:31:13,772 It's your lucky day. This is him. 459 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:17,261 The serial killer's my fianc�. Say hello. 460 00:31:18,756 --> 00:31:20,284 Nice car. 461 00:31:22,545 --> 00:31:24,275 Come down to visit? 462 00:31:24,352 --> 00:31:27,126 To introduce this animal to my folks. 463 00:31:27,203 --> 00:31:28,233 Cute, isn't he? 464 00:31:28,315 --> 00:31:30,010 You're so cute. 465 00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:31,641 What does he do? 466 00:31:31,722 --> 00:31:33,073 What does he do? 467 00:31:33,147 --> 00:31:34,842 - I'm a doctor. - Good! 468 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,164 A doctor... 469 00:31:37,215 --> 00:31:38,423 Specialized? 470 00:31:39,056 --> 00:31:40,585 No, a physician. 471 00:31:40,656 --> 00:31:43,014 Specialized in all specialties. 472 00:31:43,089 --> 00:31:44,820 Heard about Denise? 473 00:31:44,897 --> 00:31:46,035 I heard she died. 474 00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:47,571 - So? - What? 475 00:31:47,643 --> 00:31:49,623 You could take over her salon. 476 00:31:49,972 --> 00:31:51,630 Fancy moving here? 477 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,037 Would you want to? 478 00:31:54,109 --> 00:31:55,661 It's a beautiful spot. 479 00:31:57,690 --> 00:32:00,605 Pure mountain air. Try to convince her. 480 00:32:02,486 --> 00:32:03,624 Right, Huguette? 481 00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:05,848 No way. 482 00:32:05,928 --> 00:32:09,780 It was hard enough getting away. I won't be coming back. 483 00:32:10,064 --> 00:32:13,739 - Gone off the mountains? - No, I still love them. 484 00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:16,629 But Paris is Paris. 485 00:32:16,704 --> 00:32:19,275 I can't deny that. 486 00:32:21,745 --> 00:32:23,298 You're meeting her mom? 487 00:32:24,282 --> 00:32:26,356 You won't be disappointed. 488 00:32:27,550 --> 00:32:29,422 Do you know her daughter? 489 00:32:29,601 --> 00:32:30,844 No, not yet. 490 00:32:30,887 --> 00:32:34,430 A real beauty. She'll break a heart or two. 491 00:32:37,006 --> 00:32:40,337 0kay, I'll let you lovebirds get on with it. 492 00:32:40,413 --> 00:32:42,664 We're expected. 493 00:32:45,313 --> 00:32:46,866 Here they are! 494 00:32:47,851 --> 00:32:49,404 Dad! 495 00:32:50,354 --> 00:32:51,906 They're here! 496 00:32:58,384 --> 00:32:59,936 Hi, bro. 497 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,952 How are you? 498 00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:05,854 - Good. And you? - Meet my fianc�. Come on, honey. 499 00:33:06,623 --> 00:33:08,175 Hello, Mom. 500 00:33:10,168 --> 00:33:12,941 Hello, Mom. My fianc�. 501 00:33:13,645 --> 00:33:15,268 Isaac Silberman. Delighted. 502 00:33:15,348 --> 00:33:17,149 Isn't your name Paul? 503 00:33:17,642 --> 00:33:20,178 Actually, it's Isaac Paul Silberman. 504 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,193 That's right. 505 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:24,624 We call him Paul. It's short and simple. 506 00:33:24,699 --> 00:33:26,287 Look, this is my dad. 507 00:33:27,028 --> 00:33:28,580 Hello, Dad. 508 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:33,830 This is his horse. 509 00:33:35,301 --> 00:33:36,960 And this is my daughter. 510 00:33:37,665 --> 00:33:39,217 My darling daughter! 511 00:33:39,786 --> 00:33:41,694 Meet my fianc�. 512 00:33:45,661 --> 00:33:47,427 Got a kiss for your mom? 513 00:33:51,605 --> 00:33:54,698 I hope she told you we're very humble farmers. 514 00:33:54,769 --> 00:33:56,427 - What? - I'll explain. 515 00:33:56,506 --> 00:33:58,308 This is my daughter's room. 516 00:33:58,384 --> 00:33:59,912 The way you're dressed... 517 00:33:59,983 --> 00:34:01,890 What? It's my fall gear. 518 00:34:03,285 --> 00:34:05,122 This is the dining room. 519 00:34:06,692 --> 00:34:08,387 My parents' bedroom... 520 00:34:08,464 --> 00:34:11,688 You missed breakfast, so we'll have lunch. 521 00:34:11,767 --> 00:34:14,196 It smells good. What have you made? 522 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,135 Cabbage stew. 523 00:34:16,669 --> 00:34:19,964 I'll show you my brother's room. It's beautiful. 524 00:34:21,049 --> 00:34:22,672 This is the cowshed. It's big. 525 00:34:22,752 --> 00:34:23,782 Want to change? 526 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:26,010 Yes. Come and see my attic. 527 00:34:27,410 --> 00:34:29,460 So you really are a doctor? 528 00:34:30,921 --> 00:34:33,800 What kind of question is that? Come on. 529 00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:38,421 She never wanted an ordinary room. 530 00:34:38,499 --> 00:34:43,181 Careful, I spent my childhood tripping on these crap stairs. 531 00:34:48,476 --> 00:34:51,284 Here you go, honey. This is my room. 532 00:34:52,682 --> 00:34:54,235 Thank you. 533 00:34:55,741 --> 00:34:57,056 Are you okay? 534 00:34:57,132 --> 00:34:58,720 Why the Jewish name? 535 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,258 No idea. I improvised. 536 00:35:00,677 --> 00:35:02,585 What do you think of my daughter? 537 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:03,727 I love her already. 538 00:35:03,806 --> 00:35:06,377 See how she hates me? It's horrible. 539 00:35:07,178 --> 00:35:08,731 I'll get changed. 540 00:35:19,101 --> 00:35:22,988 The fox is among the geese. There'll be dead fowl by morning. 541 00:35:23,064 --> 00:35:24,415 What? 542 00:35:24,698 --> 00:35:28,692 Nothing. Just taking notes, for my book. 543 00:35:30,226 --> 00:35:31,505 I'll get changed. 544 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,260 Make an effort. You don't see her often. 545 00:35:35,336 --> 00:35:36,888 Precisely. 546 00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:42,345 Can I come in? 547 00:35:44,339 --> 00:35:45,891 Something smells good. 548 00:35:51,257 --> 00:35:52,915 Is that the sports paper? 549 00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,172 Can I take a look? 550 00:36:00,399 --> 00:36:01,951 The usual drivel. 551 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:13,184 - You don't like sport? - Sport... I hate sport! 552 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:20,630 I don't like sport at all. 553 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,987 Not at all. I loathe sport. 554 00:36:24,523 --> 00:36:26,431 I hate sport! 555 00:36:51,603 --> 00:36:53,156 All right. 556 00:36:54,488 --> 00:36:55,946 Huguette won't be long. 557 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:58,342 You look well, Dad. 558 00:36:58,765 --> 00:37:00,353 He said two words yesterday. 559 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:04,561 You're nothing like the way she described you. 560 00:37:05,577 --> 00:37:07,901 You never listen on the phone. 561 00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:10,572 We imagined you being... 562 00:37:11,766 --> 00:37:13,781 taller, younger... 563 00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:15,518 It's the beard. 564 00:37:15,589 --> 00:37:17,284 Usually, he's clean-shaven. 565 00:37:18,926 --> 00:37:21,521 Grey stubble. It makes me look older. 566 00:37:22,437 --> 00:37:24,168 Do you believe in God? 567 00:37:26,504 --> 00:37:28,519 Yes. Like most Jews. 568 00:37:31,406 --> 00:37:33,065 Can you eat pig meat? 569 00:37:33,144 --> 00:37:37,209 0f course. I'm only Jewish on my father's side. 570 00:37:37,281 --> 00:37:38,348 Meaning? 571 00:37:42,147 --> 00:37:46,307 You're only really Jewish if your mother is. 572 00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:50,484 So he eats pig meat. 573 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,397 So I eat pig meat. 574 00:37:56,261 --> 00:37:58,999 Since we have a doctor here... 575 00:37:59,529 --> 00:38:01,224 My knee hurts. 576 00:38:05,925 --> 00:38:07,999 The knee is usually the mind. 577 00:38:08,915 --> 00:38:10,645 How's it linked to the mind? 578 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,559 What I mean is... 579 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,686 the mind controls the body. 580 00:38:15,763 --> 00:38:16,793 Both knees? 581 00:38:17,223 --> 00:38:19,853 No, the left one mainly. 582 00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:21,558 It may not be the mind. 583 00:38:21,638 --> 00:38:23,261 We'll look after lunch. 584 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:26,706 I'll take a look at it. 585 00:38:29,146 --> 00:38:31,054 I thought Jews didn't drink. 586 00:38:32,449 --> 00:38:34,001 Don't you believe it! 587 00:38:34,256 --> 00:38:35,987 They put the gas in soda. 588 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:38,943 To the guy who's landed you at last. 589 00:38:39,018 --> 00:38:42,657 I'm so ugly, you can't believe a guy would marry me? 590 00:38:43,294 --> 00:38:45,724 Where will you go for your honeymoon? 591 00:38:46,562 --> 00:38:48,221 Lady Di's grave. 592 00:38:51,533 --> 00:38:53,085 Jewish humor. 593 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,032 I love it. 594 00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:57,365 It makes me laugh. 595 00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:02,819 - You slept on your first date? - What the hell is this? 596 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:05,495 What a question? Who raised you? 597 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:10,199 We're killing the hog later. That's a sight to see. 598 00:39:12,042 --> 00:39:15,622 I have trouble with bullfighting, even on TV. 599 00:39:15,693 --> 00:39:17,743 He hates the sight of blood. 600 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,039 You're a doctor! 601 00:39:23,201 --> 00:39:25,772 A physician, not a butcher. 602 00:39:32,448 --> 00:39:36,158 If you'd rather go trout fishing, I'm an expert. 603 00:39:36,793 --> 00:39:37,930 I'd prefer that. 604 00:39:38,010 --> 00:39:40,368 That way, I'll have a quick nap. 605 00:39:40,617 --> 00:39:42,798 Don't be late for the engagement dinner. 606 00:39:42,877 --> 00:39:46,515 For our engagement. 607 00:39:47,221 --> 00:39:48,774 0f course, honey. 608 00:39:50,872 --> 00:39:52,946 Will you stop sulking at us? 609 00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:56,081 - I'm only sulking at you. - Why? 610 00:39:56,364 --> 00:39:59,588 - You're never here. - I am now, so be happy! 611 00:40:00,014 --> 00:40:02,124 You and your trout saved my life. 612 00:40:02,796 --> 00:40:05,604 That massacre would have finished me off. 613 00:40:06,098 --> 00:40:08,208 Do you often do magic tricks? 614 00:40:08,705 --> 00:40:11,407 It was my first trade. 615 00:40:11,695 --> 00:40:13,283 It was? 616 00:40:14,718 --> 00:40:16,033 So where are the trout? 617 00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:18,704 Behind the gully across the mountain. 618 00:40:18,995 --> 00:40:21,733 - Across it? - Yes, through the forest. 619 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,695 Cherry trees in flower 620 00:40:25,773 --> 00:40:29,483 Birds sing in the bower After a springtime shower... 621 00:40:29,562 --> 00:40:32,477 - You know that song? - I heard it last night. 622 00:40:34,568 --> 00:40:36,120 You're serious? 623 00:40:36,550 --> 00:40:38,422 - Me too! - You did? 624 00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:40,711 The Gilbert B�caud night. 625 00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:09,462 I've seen bears do this. But not teddy bears! 626 00:41:10,130 --> 00:41:11,896 I'm the teddy bear? 627 00:41:12,772 --> 00:41:14,644 You could say that. 628 00:41:19,898 --> 00:41:21,391 It's still moving. 629 00:41:23,339 --> 00:41:25,590 Do many people know this spot? 630 00:41:25,981 --> 00:41:28,552 Not really. No one comes here. 631 00:41:33,281 --> 00:41:34,904 That's magic too. 632 00:41:35,471 --> 00:41:37,652 You're not much like a doctor. 633 00:41:39,190 --> 00:41:40,648 Fall ill and you'll see. 634 00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:48,782 This is weird, they've been gone four hours already. 635 00:41:49,619 --> 00:41:51,978 They seem to get on well anyhow. 636 00:41:52,053 --> 00:41:54,103 Not too well, I hope. 637 00:41:54,382 --> 00:41:57,049 I'll never get used to killing the hog. 638 00:41:59,597 --> 00:42:01,433 How many of us are there? 639 00:42:01,821 --> 00:42:05,009 Just us and the neighbors, 12 or 13 in all. 640 00:42:05,436 --> 00:42:08,553 Isn't it a bit soon for an engagement dinner? 641 00:42:08,634 --> 00:42:10,709 You're not sure this time? 642 00:42:11,242 --> 00:42:13,292 How long have you known him? 643 00:42:13,536 --> 00:42:17,281 Since I first consulted him, about a month. 644 00:42:20,523 --> 00:42:24,303 Alain, can you go to the river to see if they're lost? 645 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,220 Sabrina knows the area inside out. 646 00:42:28,866 --> 00:42:30,940 Why not call his cell phone? 647 00:42:31,021 --> 00:42:33,451 Because I don't know his number. 648 00:42:33,525 --> 00:42:35,183 You don't know it? 649 00:42:35,923 --> 00:42:37,096 No, I don't. 650 00:42:37,174 --> 00:42:38,762 I don't like this. 651 00:42:39,608 --> 00:42:41,587 I don't like this at all. 652 00:42:42,284 --> 00:42:44,299 Remember when you went trout fishing? 653 00:42:44,370 --> 00:42:48,565 You and Dad would never get back before dark. 654 00:42:48,646 --> 00:42:51,419 I went with Dad, not with some stranger. 655 00:42:51,983 --> 00:42:53,855 A stranger? Your future husband. 656 00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:57,082 But she doesn't know him and she's so pretty! 657 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,272 Look what we've got! 658 00:43:12,771 --> 00:43:14,881 Where the hell have you been? 659 00:43:16,977 --> 00:43:18,635 What took you so long? 660 00:43:19,237 --> 00:43:20,267 What? 661 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:22,635 You've been gone six hours, dammit! 662 00:43:22,712 --> 00:43:25,142 - What? - We didn't notice the time. 663 00:43:25,216 --> 00:43:27,574 Six hours to catch a few trout! 664 00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:29,864 I've been shit-scared here! 665 00:43:29,943 --> 00:43:31,745 Sabrina told me so much. 666 00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:33,894 - So much about what? - Calm down. 667 00:43:33,975 --> 00:43:35,847 No, I'm not calm! 668 00:43:36,131 --> 00:43:37,968 Everyone's already here! 669 00:43:38,669 --> 00:43:40,292 So much about what? 670 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:41,749 It's a secret. 671 00:43:41,832 --> 00:43:44,297 - We swore not to tell, huh? - A secret? 672 00:43:44,370 --> 00:43:48,470 Let's eat then. They've been waiting an hour already! 673 00:43:48,541 --> 00:43:49,928 Captain? 674 00:43:50,939 --> 00:43:53,298 My husband just came back. 675 00:43:54,763 --> 00:43:56,742 That's good news. 676 00:43:57,058 --> 00:43:59,558 No, it's a disaster. 677 00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:02,751 What do you mean? 678 00:44:06,582 --> 00:44:09,249 Seeing you every day in your office, 679 00:44:09,329 --> 00:44:11,403 you're all I can think about. 680 00:44:11,623 --> 00:44:13,210 And that's a disaster? 681 00:44:14,056 --> 00:44:15,751 What do I do about him? 682 00:44:33,002 --> 00:44:36,190 Some time ago, on the bus to high school, 683 00:44:37,590 --> 00:44:40,161 a woman sat down opposite me. 684 00:44:43,569 --> 00:44:46,521 We decided to go to the terminus together. 685 00:44:47,984 --> 00:44:51,694 For three days, I even thought a bus had run you down. 686 00:44:53,547 --> 00:44:57,434 Actually, I came back to tell you that I'm leaving. 687 00:44:58,273 --> 00:44:59,304 For good. 688 00:45:00,290 --> 00:45:02,127 Shall I wake the kids? 689 00:45:02,723 --> 00:45:04,453 I'd rather you explain first. 690 00:45:06,582 --> 00:45:08,277 Explain what? 691 00:45:08,355 --> 00:45:10,950 That their dad is in love with a bus? 692 00:45:11,032 --> 00:45:13,734 You don't care about me leaving you? 693 00:45:17,323 --> 00:45:18,911 Thank you. 694 00:46:12,387 --> 00:46:13,939 Good night. 695 00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:16,864 Good night and thank you. 696 00:46:17,288 --> 00:46:18,841 A goodnight kiss? 697 00:46:23,267 --> 00:46:25,839 I'll tuck Sabrina in. Wait upstairs. 698 00:46:27,682 --> 00:46:29,933 Good night. Thanks for the trout. 699 00:46:30,011 --> 00:46:31,634 Good night, sweetheart. 700 00:46:31,714 --> 00:46:34,832 Sorry about earlier but I was really frantic. 701 00:46:35,399 --> 00:46:38,314 Good night, Mom. Try to keep this one, okay? 702 00:46:38,388 --> 00:46:41,162 Don't worry. I think he likes me. 703 00:46:42,351 --> 00:46:43,904 Sleep tight. 704 00:46:45,133 --> 00:46:48,949 - What's wrong? - Why don't you know his cell number? 705 00:46:49,026 --> 00:46:51,077 I'll explain in the morning. 706 00:46:51,425 --> 00:46:52,977 Sleep well. 707 00:46:55,178 --> 00:46:56,944 You drank too much. I saw you. 708 00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:13,035 How can I ever thank you? 709 00:47:15,271 --> 00:47:16,859 I'll take the couch. 710 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,928 I disgust you that much? 711 00:47:30,775 --> 00:47:34,283 Are you scared of women? 0r did Sabrina tell you everything? 712 00:47:35,677 --> 00:47:39,944 Usually, women are scared of me. And she told me nothing. 713 00:47:41,134 --> 00:47:43,943 So what's the secret between you? 714 00:47:44,889 --> 00:47:47,911 - A medical secret. - You think I'm stupid? 715 00:47:49,547 --> 00:47:51,597 You do, you think I'm stupid. 716 00:47:52,850 --> 00:47:54,757 You already want a divorce? 717 00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:56,289 0nly natural. 718 00:47:56,361 --> 00:47:58,541 You marry a hairdresser, not a hooker. 719 00:48:01,435 --> 00:48:04,244 - I'm sorry? - Isn't that what she told you? 720 00:48:10,856 --> 00:48:12,444 Nobody else knows. 721 00:48:23,857 --> 00:48:26,216 Drinking more water won't help. 722 00:48:34,773 --> 00:48:37,759 I'll take the couch then. 723 00:49:54,656 --> 00:49:56,244 I did that for my mother. 724 00:49:56,324 --> 00:50:00,449 She has doubts because I didn't know your cell number. 725 00:50:20,762 --> 00:50:22,315 Breakfast! 726 00:50:24,482 --> 00:50:28,547 Just a second, Mom. Let us get decent. 727 00:50:36,649 --> 00:50:37,680 Come in. 728 00:50:42,036 --> 00:50:45,094 So? Did you sleep well? 729 00:50:45,165 --> 00:50:46,516 Not a lot. 730 00:50:46,834 --> 00:50:48,292 Fairly badly. 731 00:50:49,441 --> 00:50:50,827 Thanks, Mom. 732 00:50:50,901 --> 00:50:52,524 This looks good. 733 00:50:52,605 --> 00:50:54,300 You'll stay for lunch? 734 00:50:55,733 --> 00:50:59,170 I don't know yet. I have to call Paris. 735 00:51:12,071 --> 00:51:14,181 I really was a hairdresser. 736 00:51:16,347 --> 00:51:17,899 But, actually, 737 00:51:21,318 --> 00:51:23,499 when Sabrina's father split, 738 00:51:25,524 --> 00:51:29,411 this rage came over me and it never stopped growing. 739 00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:32,121 A rage against men. 740 00:51:33,693 --> 00:51:35,767 So you make them all pay now. 741 00:51:36,231 --> 00:51:37,783 Do you want jam? 742 00:51:38,317 --> 00:51:39,869 Please. 743 00:51:44,504 --> 00:51:46,412 I didn't sleep a wink. 744 00:51:52,673 --> 00:51:54,225 You know, Sabrina 745 00:51:57,054 --> 00:51:59,625 had the grace not to tell me. 746 00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:05,038 She admires you a lot but can't say so. 747 00:52:08,872 --> 00:52:11,124 You really want to leave today? 748 00:52:18,050 --> 00:52:20,444 Can I call you from time to time? 749 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:27,220 Your doctor fianc�... 750 00:52:28,618 --> 00:52:30,170 Hasn't he called? 751 00:52:33,172 --> 00:52:36,289 Let him call. It'll be fun, believe me. 752 00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:45,611 I have to get going. 753 00:52:46,624 --> 00:52:48,496 You were tipsy last night. 754 00:52:48,571 --> 00:52:50,586 - I wasn't! - You were. 755 00:52:51,943 --> 00:52:53,496 Just a little. 756 00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:58,997 0ff you go. 757 00:53:00,355 --> 00:53:02,571 Too bad he couldn't stay for lunch. 758 00:53:02,650 --> 00:53:04,238 He's a great guy. 759 00:53:04,318 --> 00:53:06,677 Part Chaplin, part Michel Simon. 760 00:53:07,481 --> 00:53:11,297 He did sidesplitting imitations while we were fishing... 761 00:53:11,375 --> 00:53:13,071 Was that your secret? 762 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:16,345 When do you leave? 763 00:53:16,416 --> 00:53:17,909 Sick of me already? 764 00:53:18,676 --> 00:53:21,070 We're so used to lightning visits. 765 00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:36,913 Sir... 766 00:53:38,907 --> 00:53:40,329 Call me Paul. 767 00:53:44,260 --> 00:53:46,890 Not an easy place to find... 768 00:53:49,196 --> 00:53:50,997 Can we help you? 769 00:53:52,186 --> 00:53:57,496 I won't beat about the bush. I'd like to marry your daughter. 770 00:53:59,173 --> 00:54:01,081 How many are you marrying? 771 00:54:06,091 --> 00:54:07,643 Give me a second. 772 00:54:09,394 --> 00:54:11,089 Don't worry. 773 00:54:11,514 --> 00:54:13,350 It's simpler than it looks. 774 00:54:14,781 --> 00:54:17,032 Are you a doctor by any chance? 775 00:54:17,319 --> 00:54:19,713 That's how I met Huguette, yes. 776 00:54:20,899 --> 00:54:23,223 Meet her for real now. Piss off! 777 00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:26,596 - Piss off! - Come on, I apologize. 778 00:54:28,026 --> 00:54:30,977 Piss off, I said! 779 00:54:31,502 --> 00:54:33,896 Not in my car! You walk, asshole! 780 00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:38,379 You're out of here on foot! Get lost, you shit! 781 00:54:39,845 --> 00:54:42,618 Calm down. Let's talk. 782 00:54:42,695 --> 00:54:44,248 You're out of shots. 783 00:54:44,955 --> 00:54:48,013 - Piss off! - 0kay, I get the message! 784 00:54:48,084 --> 00:54:51,971 You come in my mouth and dump me like a shit! Get lost! 785 00:54:52,046 --> 00:54:54,191 - A real eye-opener... - Get lost! 786 00:54:54,271 --> 00:54:56,630 Glad to have met you. I'll call you. 787 00:54:56,705 --> 00:54:58,885 We're not speaking again, asshole! 788 00:54:59,694 --> 00:55:04,067 Xanax morning and evening. 0nce you calm down, call me. 789 00:55:16,310 --> 00:55:18,005 You know everything now. 790 00:55:19,612 --> 00:55:21,165 And the other one? 791 00:55:25,245 --> 00:55:27,224 I'm not good enough for him. 792 00:55:33,274 --> 00:55:35,454 I wanted to make you happy. 793 00:55:38,524 --> 00:55:40,076 I'm sorry. 794 00:55:51,489 --> 00:55:53,112 Yes, that's my card. 795 00:55:57,086 --> 00:55:58,638 Highway FM. 796 00:55:59,346 --> 00:56:01,041 Special newsflash. 797 00:56:02,162 --> 00:56:05,457 Good news. Georges Maury, the serial rapist 798 00:56:05,534 --> 00:56:07,406 that the French police 799 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,625 have been hunting for, 800 00:56:09,705 --> 00:56:12,657 was arrested earlier in a caf� in Beaune, 801 00:56:12,729 --> 00:56:16,095 as he approached three high school girls. 802 00:56:16,171 --> 00:56:20,686 More details in our next bulletin. 803 00:56:28,894 --> 00:56:31,465 Excuse me, what's going on? 804 00:56:31,536 --> 00:56:33,337 Shall I get a locksmith? 805 00:56:37,758 --> 00:56:40,293 Sorry, it's never happened before. 806 00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:43,759 We'll go to my brother's. 807 00:56:44,467 --> 00:56:47,205 He lives just downstairs. He's away. 808 00:56:48,048 --> 00:56:50,157 It's better, for the children. 809 00:56:51,559 --> 00:56:54,616 With that door, I forgot to say hello. 810 00:56:57,051 --> 00:56:58,579 What does your brother do? 811 00:56:58,650 --> 00:57:01,044 He wanted to be a writer 812 00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:04,033 but he's Judith Ralitzer's secretary. 813 00:57:04,525 --> 00:57:06,848 - That's not so bad. - You know her? 814 00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:09,388 Don't we all? He lives here? 815 00:57:09,461 --> 00:57:12,554 Yes. We're so close, we've never managed to part. 816 00:57:12,902 --> 00:57:17,454 We even did magic shows together when we were still in Burgundy. 817 00:57:19,334 --> 00:57:21,514 Will you be moving to HQ soon? 818 00:57:22,114 --> 00:57:25,338 If all goes well, next week, God willing. 819 00:57:42,068 --> 00:57:43,419 Morning, ladies. 820 00:57:43,493 --> 00:57:46,338 Two days from Paris to Cannes? 821 00:57:48,604 --> 00:57:50,476 I'll explain everything. 822 00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:55,720 I almost called the cops. You had vanished completely. 823 00:57:55,868 --> 00:57:57,361 That's funny. 824 00:57:57,433 --> 00:58:01,771 A disappearance may be the subject of your next novel. 825 00:58:01,847 --> 00:58:03,198 Skipper! 826 00:58:04,733 --> 00:58:07,826 I had loads of ideas along the way. 827 00:58:09,878 --> 00:58:11,679 I'll tell you later. 828 00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:15,640 You already know the crew. And this is Patricia. 829 00:58:16,795 --> 00:58:20,920 My new accountant, press agent and also my masseuse. 830 00:58:22,218 --> 00:58:23,640 Hello, boy. 831 00:58:25,451 --> 00:58:28,674 I'll leave you to get settled in and change. 832 00:58:29,414 --> 00:58:31,109 Then tell me everything. 833 00:58:35,046 --> 00:58:37,511 It's as beautiful as ever here. 834 00:58:38,695 --> 00:58:43,519 Taste this. The year we met. 835 00:58:52,183 --> 00:58:55,300 It was my husband's favorite. You remember? 836 00:59:00,039 --> 00:59:01,391 Your subject? 837 00:59:02,299 --> 00:59:04,764 The journey of a man across France. 838 00:59:06,262 --> 00:59:08,277 We won't ever know, 839 00:59:09,461 --> 00:59:11,570 until the end, of course, 840 00:59:15,404 --> 00:59:19,778 if he's a teacher who has abandoned his wife and kids, 841 00:59:19,819 --> 00:59:21,063 everything, 842 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:26,034 a serial killer on the run, 843 00:59:28,475 --> 00:59:31,354 or a writer in search of a character. 844 00:59:31,429 --> 00:59:32,781 A sort of... 845 00:59:32,855 --> 00:59:37,370 Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde. To the power of three. 846 00:59:37,444 --> 00:59:39,944 There. Suspense guaranteed. 847 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:45,293 Not bad. 848 00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:48,626 I also forgot to say 849 00:59:49,750 --> 00:59:51,278 that he thinks he's God. 850 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:53,566 You have a title? 851 00:59:58,962 --> 01:00:00,514 God, the Other. 852 01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:04,869 Your first metaphysical thriller. 853 01:00:06,852 --> 01:00:09,555 If it's all that good, you're forgiven. 854 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,265 I already have the back cover. 855 01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:16,122 Want to hear it? 856 01:00:19,227 --> 01:00:20,958 Warning; a masterpiece. 857 01:00:21,313 --> 01:00:23,221 Take this book to the beach 858 01:00:24,129 --> 01:00:27,531 and you'll skip lunch and dinner too 859 01:00:27,606 --> 01:00:30,071 in order to read the last line. 860 01:00:30,490 --> 01:00:34,200 God, the 0ther is a totally hypnotic thriller 861 01:00:34,279 --> 01:00:36,222 of astounding intelligence. 862 01:00:36,643 --> 01:00:38,895 The construction is even more surprising 863 01:00:38,973 --> 01:00:40,988 than in Tracks. 864 01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:42,652 Judith Ralitzer confirms 865 01:00:42,727 --> 01:00:46,614 her iconoclastic talent and literary ambition, 866 01:00:46,690 --> 01:00:48,835 using brilliance and humor 867 01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:51,653 to exorcize her devilish words. 868 01:00:53,747 --> 01:00:58,429 If the novel is as good as the back cover, I'll marry you! 869 01:01:00,769 --> 01:01:04,170 But the main character, 870 01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:08,653 is it the teacher, the serial killer, God 871 01:01:08,729 --> 01:01:10,282 or the novelist? 872 01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:13,523 It's a surprise. 873 01:01:13,596 --> 01:01:14,698 Wonderful! 874 01:01:19,123 --> 01:01:21,481 He's a famous novelist's ghost. 875 01:01:23,051 --> 01:01:25,647 Who is ending seven years of slavery. 876 01:01:29,483 --> 01:01:31,035 Meaning? 877 01:01:32,402 --> 01:01:37,119 Meaning my life with you, madam, and the end of that life. 878 01:01:40,050 --> 01:01:41,602 Go on. 879 01:01:44,430 --> 01:01:48,495 Remember those words at the end of La Com�die humaine? 880 01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:53,467 ''I'll be the author and you'll be the drama.'' 881 01:01:55,102 --> 01:01:56,974 Well, from today on, 882 01:01:59,690 --> 01:02:01,243 I'm the author 883 01:02:02,645 --> 01:02:04,340 and you're the drama. 884 01:02:07,199 --> 01:02:09,273 What are you trying to say? 885 01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:12,614 I'll put my name on this novel. 886 01:02:15,959 --> 01:02:18,424 Given the seven year itch, 887 01:02:20,617 --> 01:02:24,090 maybe the little ghost can stop haunting you? 888 01:02:53,467 --> 01:02:55,447 Wine makes you whiny. 889 01:02:56,423 --> 01:02:59,646 Not bad. I'll note that one. 890 01:03:05,356 --> 01:03:07,501 Get in the swim of things. 891 01:03:08,902 --> 01:03:10,952 I don't think you understand. 892 01:03:11,648 --> 01:03:13,236 I'm signing this book! 893 01:03:14,707 --> 01:03:16,259 You're dead. 894 01:03:23,363 --> 01:03:24,916 Not leaving by car? 895 01:03:25,518 --> 01:03:27,769 It's yours. I left the keys. 896 01:03:27,847 --> 01:03:32,292 I'm sorry. I was being vile, totally foul. 897 01:03:32,505 --> 01:03:35,658 You're right. You can't stay my ghost forever. 898 01:03:35,773 --> 01:03:38,831 You're incredibly talented and I thank you. 899 01:03:38,902 --> 01:03:40,454 I owe you so much. 900 01:03:40,744 --> 01:03:43,517 Just now you wanted to drown me. 901 01:03:43,629 --> 01:03:46,259 But before that I wanted to marry you. 902 01:03:48,288 --> 01:03:51,381 Come back. I'll call my publisher later 903 01:03:51,451 --> 01:03:54,402 to sell a certain Pierre Laclos to him. 904 01:03:55,657 --> 01:03:58,051 - What's behind this? - Nothing. 905 01:03:58,125 --> 01:04:02,534 Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm proud to be your Pygmalion. 906 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,343 So what's the deal? 907 01:04:11,021 --> 01:04:13,486 Write your masterpiece on my yacht. 908 01:04:13,977 --> 01:04:17,200 Boulevard de la Gare, Montreuil. 909 01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:19,113 Florence Ravier, 43, 910 01:04:20,095 --> 01:04:23,982 doesn't understand why her husband, a high school teacher, 911 01:04:24,058 --> 01:04:27,696 has suddenly left his job, wife, children 912 01:04:27,777 --> 01:04:31,380 and low-rent apartment in Montreuil. 913 01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:39,595 Flo? It's me. 914 01:04:39,666 --> 01:04:43,032 - Little brother! Where are you? - On the boat. 915 01:04:43,107 --> 01:04:47,232 I wanted to ask you if you'd mind 916 01:04:47,313 --> 01:04:50,228 if I called one of my characters Florence. 917 01:04:51,485 --> 01:04:53,594 No. Is she a lot like me? 918 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,150 How's your detective? 919 01:04:59,585 --> 01:05:01,280 He's put me in custody. 920 01:05:02,886 --> 01:05:04,439 I'll call you back. 921 01:05:05,494 --> 01:05:07,046 You take care too. 922 01:05:08,867 --> 01:05:10,419 Little brother? 923 01:05:11,021 --> 01:05:12,644 Little brother. 924 01:05:14,950 --> 01:05:17,166 Good morning. 925 01:05:17,244 --> 01:05:18,701 You slept well? 926 01:05:18,843 --> 01:05:20,751 I dreamt a lot mostly. 927 01:05:21,589 --> 01:05:23,248 Breakfast on deck. 928 01:05:28,576 --> 01:05:30,626 ''You're dead,'' she told me. 929 01:05:32,052 --> 01:05:34,826 I'm bound to die when I write ''the end''. 930 01:05:35,077 --> 01:05:38,028 When and where exactly, that is the question. 931 01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:41,016 When and where will Judith write ''the end''? 932 01:05:42,515 --> 01:05:45,360 I was so proud when you came to meet me. 933 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,234 I had an A in French. 934 01:05:47,313 --> 01:05:50,015 I was top in French at your age too. 935 01:05:51,172 --> 01:05:53,151 In fact, that's how... 936 01:05:54,647 --> 01:05:56,140 he jumped on me. 937 01:05:56,212 --> 01:05:57,563 That's how I was born? 938 01:05:57,637 --> 01:05:59,296 I've told you 20 times. 939 01:05:59,827 --> 01:06:01,107 But why did he leave? 940 01:06:01,183 --> 01:06:03,506 He was scared of having kids. 941 01:06:04,103 --> 01:06:05,762 A teacher scared of kids? 942 01:06:05,842 --> 01:06:08,935 Let's make the most of this, okay. 943 01:06:10,847 --> 01:06:12,613 You never went after him? 944 01:06:12,690 --> 01:06:14,764 I'd have strangled him if I had. 945 01:06:14,844 --> 01:06:16,124 What if I tried? 946 01:06:16,201 --> 01:06:18,630 How can he explain 13 years of silence? 947 01:06:18,703 --> 01:06:21,761 Not even a postcard! 948 01:06:22,422 --> 01:06:23,525 Tell me, honey, 949 01:06:24,682 --> 01:06:27,491 what if I took over the local hair salon? 950 01:06:27,568 --> 01:06:29,156 As soon as I saw her, 951 01:06:29,862 --> 01:06:33,015 I knew Huguette was just an ordinary victim. 952 01:06:33,303 --> 01:06:36,669 a moth, blindly drawn 953 01:06:36,744 --> 01:06:39,068 to the light that would burn her. 954 01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:43,337 Just a little moth. 955 01:07:17,625 --> 01:07:20,743 Hairdresser. Only natural for an airhead. 956 01:07:20,962 --> 01:07:23,357 I shampooed Lady Di the day before she died. 957 01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:25,303 All women are airheads. 958 01:07:25,933 --> 01:07:27,841 Most men too, in fact. 959 01:07:27,984 --> 01:07:29,892 Huguette was the prototype. 960 01:07:30,418 --> 01:07:33,333 Unable to control her emotions and words. 961 01:07:33,929 --> 01:07:36,003 Lady Di wasn't in Paris that day. 962 01:07:36,083 --> 01:07:38,513 How could she have done her hair? 963 01:07:39,352 --> 01:07:41,568 Her white lies were works of art. 964 01:07:41,646 --> 01:07:42,783 If she'd told me 965 01:07:42,863 --> 01:07:45,742 she was the French team's goalkeeper, 966 01:07:45,817 --> 01:07:47,440 I'd have believed her. 967 01:07:49,294 --> 01:07:53,181 That book you're about to write, sign it with your name. 968 01:07:53,534 --> 01:07:56,165 And dedicate it to Huguette. 969 01:07:56,490 --> 01:08:00,128 Huguette, you'll remember? It rhymes with coquette. 970 01:08:01,112 --> 01:08:02,605 Have you always liked wine? 971 01:08:02,677 --> 01:08:07,880 0r did your husband teach you? 972 01:08:08,308 --> 01:08:10,773 No, I've always liked it. 973 01:08:12,167 --> 01:08:15,877 And the fact he did too just added to his charm. 974 01:08:16,755 --> 01:08:20,157 They call you the Queen of Burgundy in Burgundy? 975 01:08:20,822 --> 01:08:23,418 - That's what I heard. - It's true. 976 01:08:25,168 --> 01:08:26,720 Does that shock you? 977 01:08:28,227 --> 01:08:29,294 Do you know why? 978 01:08:29,374 --> 01:08:30,902 No. Tell me. 979 01:08:31,599 --> 01:08:34,230 Because the Queen of Burgundy 980 01:08:35,492 --> 01:08:37,045 had many lovers. 981 01:08:38,413 --> 01:08:41,008 And had them killed on by one. 982 01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:47,405 Fran�ois, it's Judith. 983 01:08:48,597 --> 01:08:52,272 You won't have Judith Ralitzer's latest 984 01:08:52,352 --> 01:08:56,904 in three months but the first novel by an unknown genius. 985 01:08:58,227 --> 01:08:59,471 Did you hear me? 986 01:08:59,548 --> 01:09:01,942 Yes, I said a genius. 987 01:09:02,016 --> 01:09:04,375 His name is Pierre Laclos. 988 01:09:05,735 --> 01:09:07,288 How did I meet him? 989 01:09:08,065 --> 01:09:10,732 He's been my secretary for seven years. 990 01:09:12,027 --> 01:09:13,686 Yes, that's the one. 991 01:09:14,391 --> 01:09:15,943 ''What can be 992 01:09:16,268 --> 01:09:19,776 ''more beautiful 993 01:09:21,100 --> 01:09:25,438 ''than a perfect crime? 994 01:09:26,905 --> 01:09:30,864 ''Two perfect crimes.'' 995 01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:35,793 Here I am. 996 01:09:37,126 --> 01:09:38,583 Do you like it? 997 01:09:38,655 --> 01:09:40,042 You're magnificent. 998 01:09:40,532 --> 01:09:41,776 Magnificent. 999 01:09:41,819 --> 01:09:44,414 You really won't come to the party? 1000 01:09:44,495 --> 01:09:45,739 I have to finish. 1001 01:09:45,816 --> 01:09:47,796 You don't even know Elba. 1002 01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:50,811 I've never been a big Napoleon fan. 1003 01:09:51,934 --> 01:09:54,293 Another thing that sets us apart. 1004 01:09:54,889 --> 01:09:56,441 I adore him. 1005 01:09:58,643 --> 01:10:00,196 See you later. 1006 01:10:05,075 --> 01:10:06,532 See you later. 1007 01:10:14,148 --> 01:10:15,736 Beautiful! 1008 01:10:17,623 --> 01:10:20,088 Aren't you at the party, Patricia? 1009 01:10:20,161 --> 01:10:21,963 I wasn't invited. 1010 01:10:23,707 --> 01:10:25,993 Why didn't you go with Judith? 1011 01:10:26,070 --> 01:10:29,258 I've been to jet set parties for seven years. 1012 01:10:29,721 --> 01:10:32,565 Reaching the buffet is like trench warfare. 1013 01:10:32,641 --> 01:10:35,485 She seems pleased to be writing with you. 1014 01:10:39,211 --> 01:10:41,048 With me? She said that? 1015 01:10:42,235 --> 01:10:43,373 With you. 1016 01:10:45,330 --> 01:10:48,316 She thinks it will be her best novel. 1017 01:10:50,613 --> 01:10:52,687 Yes. I hope so. 1018 01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,994 It's your birthday today? 1019 01:11:05,839 --> 01:11:09,205 Would you like a massage as a birthday present? 1020 01:11:19,848 --> 01:11:23,973 What has she told you exactly about what she's writing? 1021 01:11:25,131 --> 01:11:29,232 That if she managed to pull off the last chapter, 1022 01:11:30,415 --> 01:11:32,252 it would be a perfect novel. 1023 01:11:38,098 --> 01:11:39,970 How was the party? 1024 01:11:40,045 --> 01:11:41,112 Grim. 1025 01:11:41,817 --> 01:11:43,654 I can see why Napoleon fled. 1026 01:11:43,730 --> 01:11:46,847 We're going to do the same. Head for Cannes. 1027 01:11:46,927 --> 01:11:49,002 - And sail all night? - Please. 1028 01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:50,741 I'll check the weather. 1029 01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:55,015 How's the last chapter coming along? 1030 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:57,486 I await your judgment, madam. 1031 01:12:28,712 --> 01:12:30,370 You really liked it? 1032 01:12:34,134 --> 01:12:35,687 I'm dying of envy. 1033 01:12:40,392 --> 01:12:42,371 I feel like killing you. 1034 01:12:53,010 --> 01:12:55,191 You know talent is very sexy? 1035 01:12:56,869 --> 01:13:00,306 I'll count to ten, then close the door. 1036 01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:04,713 0ne... 1037 01:13:04,968 --> 01:13:06,521 Two... 1038 01:13:15,919 --> 01:13:17,471 Eight and a half... 1039 01:13:19,326 --> 01:13:20,356 Nine... 1040 01:13:21,237 --> 01:13:22,790 Nine and a half... 1041 01:14:01,492 --> 01:14:04,230 - Morning, Patricia. - Morning, madam. 1042 01:14:05,768 --> 01:14:07,391 Is Monsieur Pierre up? 1043 01:14:07,471 --> 01:14:09,130 I haven't seen him yet. 1044 01:14:09,974 --> 01:14:12,084 When did we arrive in Cannes? 1045 01:14:12,338 --> 01:14:13,890 About an hour ago. 1046 01:14:14,389 --> 01:14:16,084 Why didn't you wake me? 1047 01:14:16,544 --> 01:14:18,096 I thought... 1048 01:14:27,424 --> 01:14:29,226 You really haven't seen him? 1049 01:14:29,302 --> 01:14:30,759 No, not yet. 1050 01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:34,439 Captain... Pierre... 1051 01:14:40,147 --> 01:14:41,699 Captain... 1052 01:14:41,990 --> 01:14:43,020 Yes, madam. 1053 01:14:43,103 --> 01:14:46,611 - Have you seen Monsieur Pierre? - Not since we docked. 1054 01:14:46,682 --> 01:14:48,733 When did you last see him? 1055 01:14:48,872 --> 01:14:50,923 At dawn, two miles out. 1056 01:14:51,236 --> 01:14:52,588 What did he want? 1057 01:14:52,661 --> 01:14:54,214 0ne last drink. 1058 01:14:55,095 --> 01:14:56,446 Was he drunk? 1059 01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:59,922 He seemed rather merry. 1060 01:15:02,673 --> 01:15:07,497 Could you go and see if... Monsieur Pierre's cabin? 1061 01:15:07,714 --> 01:15:09,965 Madam, I already did his cabin. 1062 01:15:10,286 --> 01:15:12,881 Apparently, he hadn't slept there. 1063 01:15:13,623 --> 01:15:15,318 When did you last see him? 1064 01:15:15,396 --> 01:15:18,240 I just told you. I was alone at the helm, 1065 01:15:18,316 --> 01:15:20,781 he came on deck, we chatted, 1066 01:15:20,854 --> 01:15:22,762 I went to get him a drink. 1067 01:15:22,836 --> 01:15:26,474 When I returned, I thought he was back in his cabin. 1068 01:15:29,648 --> 01:15:31,307 But... 1069 01:15:31,387 --> 01:15:34,930 if he fell overboard, could he swim to land? 1070 01:15:37,748 --> 01:15:39,171 Not in his state. 1071 01:15:46,057 --> 01:15:48,167 - This is a first. - What? 1072 01:15:48,247 --> 01:15:50,321 You never did my hair before. 1073 01:15:50,993 --> 01:15:52,973 You know what happiness is? 1074 01:15:53,043 --> 01:15:55,544 Whatever you do for the first time. 1075 01:15:55,616 --> 01:15:58,354 We have a lot of happiness left. 1076 01:16:00,970 --> 01:16:02,522 Hello, girls. 1077 01:16:04,307 --> 01:16:08,052 Good luck for your first day. 1078 01:16:11,850 --> 01:16:13,474 Can I be your first customer? 1079 01:16:13,554 --> 01:16:16,777 Sorry, the deputy mayor has already been in 1080 01:16:16,855 --> 01:16:20,257 and now I'm doing my daughter. You'll be the third. 1081 01:16:20,332 --> 01:16:21,540 I'm in the top three. 1082 01:16:22,070 --> 01:16:23,456 Give me two minutes. 1083 01:16:24,677 --> 01:16:26,230 Can I have a word? 1084 01:16:26,485 --> 01:16:28,037 Sure. 1085 01:16:29,996 --> 01:16:31,548 What is it? 1086 01:16:32,082 --> 01:16:33,634 I heard it on the radio. 1087 01:16:34,063 --> 01:16:37,465 Your first fianc� fell off Judith Ralitzer's boat. 1088 01:16:37,540 --> 01:16:40,111 I was perhaps the last to see him. 1089 01:16:40,563 --> 01:16:41,842 At 6 AM, 1090 01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:45,499 he came on deck. He had been drinking heavily. 1091 01:16:45,569 --> 01:16:47,963 He asked me for one last drink. 1092 01:16:48,315 --> 01:16:51,373 When I returned, I thought he was back below. 1093 01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:56,963 After we docked, we realized he'd probably fallen overboard. 1094 01:16:57,076 --> 01:17:01,414 I'm as upset as you are, Florence. I don't know what to say. 1095 01:17:02,777 --> 01:17:04,993 Why didn't the captain react? 1096 01:17:05,071 --> 01:17:09,966 He was convinced your brother was back in his cabin. 1097 01:17:12,788 --> 01:17:16,983 As long as they keep searching, we mustn't lose hope. 1098 01:17:17,377 --> 01:17:20,600 I'll keep you posted. I'll call you. Take care. 1099 01:17:29,057 --> 01:17:30,443 Get me the Cannes police. 1100 01:17:31,421 --> 01:17:33,436 How long can you last in the water? 1101 01:17:36,044 --> 01:17:37,703 It depends on the temperature. 1102 01:17:43,413 --> 01:17:45,214 It's good to be here. 1103 01:17:46,924 --> 01:17:49,804 Why didn't you tell the police the truth? 1104 01:17:51,096 --> 01:17:52,648 What truth? 1105 01:17:53,355 --> 01:17:56,828 That you slept with him just before he vanished. 1106 01:18:00,099 --> 01:18:01,900 I'm going back to Paris. 1107 01:18:02,116 --> 01:18:04,403 Why? You haven't been here a year. 1108 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:08,154 My only regular customers are my family. 1109 01:18:16,750 --> 01:18:18,801 Hi! 1110 01:18:18,871 --> 01:18:20,008 The book you ordered. 1111 01:18:21,999 --> 01:18:23,979 I'll be in to pay you later. 1112 01:18:25,754 --> 01:18:27,306 Listen to this. 1113 01:18:27,492 --> 01:18:30,858 ''Judith Ralitzer confirms her iconoclastic talent 1114 01:18:30,934 --> 01:18:35,307 ''and literary ambition, using brilliance and humor, 1115 01:18:35,974 --> 01:18:38,048 ''to exorcize her devilish words.'' 1116 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:46,848 I knew Huguette was just an ordinary victim. 1117 01:18:46,924 --> 01:18:50,705 A moth blindly drawn to the light that would burn her. 1118 01:18:50,817 --> 01:18:51,847 Just a moth. 1119 01:18:52,938 --> 01:18:55,569 Huguette smoked too much, that's what killed her. 1120 01:18:55,649 --> 01:19:00,366 Not smoking but the killer she unwisely followed in a gas station 1121 01:19:00,447 --> 01:19:03,504 after being dumped by her fianc� 1122 01:19:03,575 --> 01:19:07,427 who hated Lady Di and smoking. 1123 01:19:46,576 --> 01:19:48,105 For Huguette. 1124 01:19:49,739 --> 01:19:51,576 Like your heroine. 1125 01:19:55,128 --> 01:19:56,230 Remember me? 1126 01:19:59,924 --> 01:20:02,248 Sorry, I see so many people. 1127 01:20:02,636 --> 01:20:05,207 The hair salon on Avenue Matignon... 1128 01:20:07,850 --> 01:20:10,873 - Perhaps. - I forgive you. It was ages ago. 1129 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:19,321 To Huguette and to God 1130 01:20:20,608 --> 01:20:25,159 I don't know if God is the other, but I know who the devil is now. 1131 01:20:27,803 --> 01:20:29,427 What do you mean? 1132 01:20:30,341 --> 01:20:32,036 How did your ghost die? 1133 01:20:39,553 --> 01:20:41,105 For Daniel. 1134 01:20:42,647 --> 01:20:44,306 Excuse me. 1135 01:20:48,174 --> 01:20:50,355 Just a minute, please. 1136 01:20:51,581 --> 01:20:54,046 Mademoiselle! Wait! 1137 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:06,285 Excuse me! 1138 01:21:06,355 --> 01:21:08,429 I'm Judith Ralitzer's assistant. 1139 01:21:08,511 --> 01:21:10,525 Could I have your details? 1140 01:21:10,596 --> 01:21:13,548 They're in the book. Haven't you read it? 1141 01:21:13,621 --> 01:21:14,723 What do you mean? 1142 01:21:14,802 --> 01:21:16,603 Were you on the boat last year? 1143 01:21:17,722 --> 01:21:21,018 So she bought you off, like the rest of the crew. 1144 01:21:21,094 --> 01:21:24,566 - The captain told the truth. - Is it your truth? 1145 01:21:26,482 --> 01:21:30,298 All right. Madame Ralitzer won't hear from me again. 1146 01:21:31,940 --> 01:21:36,041 That bitch is going on TV tomorrow in your brother's place. 1147 01:21:36,946 --> 01:21:38,926 What does your cop think? 1148 01:21:39,901 --> 01:21:42,568 I called him. He should be here soon. 1149 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,168 Something to drink? 1150 01:21:44,246 --> 01:21:46,841 You still think he died accidentally? 1151 01:21:47,305 --> 01:21:49,486 Falling overboard is common. 1152 01:21:49,565 --> 01:21:51,994 - Who profits from the crime? - What crime? 1153 01:21:52,067 --> 01:21:55,054 Your brother wrote this book! 1154 01:21:55,126 --> 01:21:58,421 I'm Huguette! The heroine of his story, 1155 01:21:58,498 --> 01:22:01,093 with my mountains, my family, the lot! 1156 01:22:01,175 --> 01:22:03,805 I don't know this Judith Ralitzer! 1157 01:22:03,887 --> 01:22:06,980 All I know is she's a killer, like in her novels. 1158 01:22:07,884 --> 01:22:11,843 I need to see your detective to start over from scratch. 1159 01:22:13,133 --> 01:22:16,499 - What'll you have to drink? - I'm not thirsty! 1160 01:22:18,973 --> 01:22:20,561 Forgive me. 1161 01:22:26,378 --> 01:22:28,073 Is this where he wrote? 1162 01:22:29,958 --> 01:22:31,830 I haven't touched a thing. 1163 01:22:32,635 --> 01:22:34,187 Can I sit down? 1164 01:22:40,665 --> 01:22:43,236 It's as if you've found yourself 1165 01:22:43,307 --> 01:22:46,187 or met up with yourself. 1166 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:48,798 Something strangely new occurs in this book. 1167 01:22:48,868 --> 01:22:53,136 God, the Other is so different from Tracks... 1168 01:22:53,214 --> 01:22:55,501 What inspired you? Without wishing to pry, 1169 01:22:55,578 --> 01:22:58,422 what lies behind this change? 1170 01:22:58,776 --> 01:23:02,035 I don't know. Perhaps God whispered it to me. 1171 01:23:02,113 --> 01:23:03,251 God Himself? 1172 01:23:03,816 --> 01:23:06,661 God or Pierre Laclos? 1173 01:23:06,737 --> 01:23:09,652 I have to ask. God or Pierre Laclos? 1174 01:23:10,422 --> 01:23:12,258 It's been seven years. 1175 01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:14,549 The imposture's lasted long enough. 1176 01:23:15,184 --> 01:23:16,842 Don't you recognize me? 1177 01:23:16,922 --> 01:23:20,465 You don't recognize your main character? 1178 01:23:21,337 --> 01:23:25,852 When you steal someone else's book, you change the names at least! 1179 01:23:25,925 --> 01:23:28,983 Sorry, I have to ask Madame Ralitzer this. 1180 01:23:29,054 --> 01:23:30,961 Was it God or Pierre Laclos? 1181 01:23:31,522 --> 01:23:33,015 Stick to what you know. 1182 01:23:33,086 --> 01:23:35,682 - I know all right. - You know nothing. 1183 01:23:35,763 --> 01:23:38,536 Are you saying she didn't write this book? 1184 01:23:38,613 --> 01:23:41,209 - Precisely. - Why ask her that? 1185 01:23:41,290 --> 01:23:44,478 Who wrote The Three Musketeers? Dumas or his ghost? 1186 01:23:44,523 --> 01:23:46,288 And who was Shakespeare really? 1187 01:23:46,366 --> 01:23:51,367 Did Michelangelo or his assistants paint the Sistine Chapel? 1188 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:54,498 It makes no sense. Does it really matter? 1189 01:23:54,569 --> 01:23:56,998 Less than your men's deaths. 1190 01:23:57,072 --> 01:23:58,387 We've hit the jackpot! 1191 01:23:58,462 --> 01:24:00,785 Excuse me, Mr. Moati. 1192 01:24:00,861 --> 01:24:04,085 Would you please come with me, Madame Ralitzer? 1193 01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:08,324 Captain Leroux, Police HQ. I have a few questions for her. 1194 01:24:10,872 --> 01:24:13,824 I'd prefer Madame Ralitzer to come with me. 1195 01:24:24,117 --> 01:24:24,151 It was an accident, I tell you. 1196 01:24:24,151 --> 01:24:26,818 It was an accident, I tell you. 1197 01:24:26,898 --> 01:24:29,920 Pierre Laclos was blind drunk that night. 1198 01:24:29,992 --> 01:24:32,730 You read the captain's statement. 1199 01:24:32,808 --> 01:24:34,538 Who made him drink? 1200 01:24:36,283 --> 01:24:38,358 He needed no help for that. 1201 01:24:39,516 --> 01:24:42,704 There were traces of a strong sleeping draft 1202 01:24:42,784 --> 01:24:45,143 found in a glass. 1203 01:24:46,087 --> 01:24:48,232 A glass that had been used 1204 01:24:48,311 --> 01:24:51,949 since Mr. Laclos's prints and yours were found on it. 1205 01:24:52,031 --> 01:24:53,726 A sleeping draft? So? 1206 01:24:54,604 --> 01:24:58,491 I take one before bed every night. Is that illegal? 1207 01:25:01,973 --> 01:25:04,544 ''What is more beautiful than the perfect crime? 1208 01:25:04,615 --> 01:25:05,788 ''Two perfect crimes.'' 1209 01:25:05,866 --> 01:25:07,632 Isn't that a confession? 1210 01:25:09,691 --> 01:25:12,879 It's not a confession. It's literature. 1211 01:25:12,958 --> 01:25:15,281 You were publicly accused of murder. 1212 01:25:16,781 --> 01:25:19,696 The madwoman's word is as good as mine? 1213 01:25:19,771 --> 01:25:21,881 The ''madwoman'' knows a lot. 1214 01:25:24,255 --> 01:25:25,677 Where's my attorney? 1215 01:25:26,098 --> 01:25:27,627 He's on his way. 1216 01:25:28,462 --> 01:25:30,085 He'll be here soon. 1217 01:25:30,444 --> 01:25:32,459 Back to your husband... 1218 01:25:36,249 --> 01:25:38,429 No one can prevent a suicide. 1219 01:25:39,238 --> 01:25:43,789 ''A good crime beats a bad divorce.'' Page 245 of your novel. 1220 01:25:43,861 --> 01:25:45,876 Mr. Laclos's novel. 1221 01:25:51,614 --> 01:25:53,379 You make me feel sick. 1222 01:25:54,256 --> 01:25:55,808 Your coffee. 1223 01:25:59,991 --> 01:26:01,934 Why not start at the beginning? 1224 01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:09,513 It was in '98. 1225 01:26:11,358 --> 01:26:13,266 I went to Burgundy. 1226 01:26:13,966 --> 01:26:15,732 To Beaune. 1227 01:26:15,808 --> 01:26:19,518 I wanted to write a novel set in the wine world. 1228 01:26:19,597 --> 01:26:22,655 On visiting a large estate near Beaune, 1229 01:26:22,725 --> 01:26:26,921 I fell in love with the owner of it. 1230 01:26:28,252 --> 01:26:30,160 That was my last question. 1231 01:26:30,442 --> 01:26:31,971 Listen... 1232 01:26:32,041 --> 01:26:35,585 I was delighted to answer your questions all week, 1233 01:26:35,657 --> 01:26:38,051 the thousand questions of your novel. 1234 01:26:38,090 --> 01:26:40,626 I now have one question for you. 1235 01:26:41,149 --> 01:26:42,179 Go ahead. 1236 01:26:42,262 --> 01:26:44,407 The true question is one 1237 01:26:45,877 --> 01:26:49,349 usually asked only in churches or registry offices 1238 01:26:49,666 --> 01:26:51,882 and that you answer, ''I do.'' 1239 01:26:54,672 --> 01:26:56,200 That's beautifully put. 1240 01:26:56,271 --> 01:26:58,416 May I use it in my novel? 1241 01:26:59,504 --> 01:27:01,032 Can you say it again? 1242 01:27:01,798 --> 01:27:05,401 It's a question asked only in churches or registry offices 1243 01:27:05,483 --> 01:27:07,770 and that you answer, ''I do.'' 1244 01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:11,698 The men I've frequented 1245 01:27:11,775 --> 01:27:14,026 don't have pleasant memories of me. 1246 01:27:19,318 --> 01:27:24,356 At my wedding reception, I met my so-called second victim. 1247 01:27:24,811 --> 01:27:28,354 He was a reporter for the local paper at the time. 1248 01:27:34,335 --> 01:27:36,207 He interviewed me 1249 01:27:36,282 --> 01:27:38,747 and, on reading his article the next day, 1250 01:27:38,820 --> 01:27:41,391 I saw he used his pen well. 1251 01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:47,434 So I asked him if he would like to be my secretary. 1252 01:27:49,596 --> 01:27:54,183 Three months later, when my husband learnt I didn't want children 1253 01:27:54,254 --> 01:27:57,063 and that marriage wasn't for me, 1254 01:27:57,661 --> 01:27:59,213 he took his own life. 1255 01:28:03,049 --> 01:28:05,478 I'm going to have to indict you. 1256 01:28:11,183 --> 01:28:13,613 - Judith Ralitzer? - In there. 1257 01:28:24,150 --> 01:28:26,200 Wake me from this nightmare. 1258 01:28:26,270 --> 01:28:28,071 Calm down, Judith. 1259 01:28:34,266 --> 01:28:36,731 The police have nothing to go on. 1260 01:28:38,020 --> 01:28:39,750 Why believe that madwoman? 1261 01:28:39,827 --> 01:28:42,671 They're following any track they can. 1262 01:28:43,374 --> 01:28:49,561 Would you believe that the captain is the victim's sister's lover? 1263 01:28:55,610 --> 01:28:59,948 A Ghost Murder 1264 01:29:09,132 --> 01:29:12,877 Would you read your statement and sign it, please? 1265 01:29:14,938 --> 01:29:17,012 Read it but don't sign it. 1266 01:29:47,544 --> 01:29:49,451 What kind of dirty trick is this? 1267 01:29:53,662 --> 01:29:55,215 Let's call it... 1268 01:29:57,139 --> 01:29:59,675 a magic trick that worked at last. 1269 01:30:05,030 --> 01:30:06,688 I'd like to understand. 1270 01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:18,822 Why did we wait seven years? 1271 01:30:21,716 --> 01:30:24,809 Maybe we needed to sleep with a few words first? 1272 01:30:24,879 --> 01:30:26,715 That's beautiful! 1273 01:30:43,790 --> 01:30:45,342 To literature. 1274 01:30:57,311 --> 01:30:59,113 What's that there? 1275 01:30:59,815 --> 01:31:01,723 France, I hope. 1276 01:31:08,088 --> 01:31:09,640 You're up early. 1277 01:31:13,198 --> 01:31:16,944 It would be a crime to sleep on a morning like this. 1278 01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:21,018 The perfect crime even, skipper. 1279 01:31:25,086 --> 01:31:26,639 What's this I see? 1280 01:31:28,285 --> 01:31:31,722 Look at this empty glass, skipper. Would you... 1281 01:31:32,387 --> 01:31:35,682 Could you fill it for me? Please... 1282 01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:37,808 Haven't you had enough? 1283 01:31:38,748 --> 01:31:42,185 Know what Blondin said? 1284 01:31:42,259 --> 01:31:44,759 ''Literature is a blend of liters and erasures.'' 1285 01:31:44,832 --> 01:31:46,325 All right. 1286 01:31:47,613 --> 01:31:48,750 You're too kind. 1287 01:31:49,455 --> 01:31:52,050 - Can you take the helm? - Certainly. 1288 01:31:54,531 --> 01:31:56,118 Careful... 1289 01:31:59,536 --> 01:32:01,823 - What do I do? - Just hold it. 1290 01:32:02,699 --> 01:32:04,252 0kay, I'll hold it. 1291 01:32:06,384 --> 01:32:08,600 It's on automatic pilot anyway. 1292 01:32:10,521 --> 01:32:12,572 Two automatic pilots now. 1293 01:32:13,893 --> 01:32:15,908 What if I see an iceberg? 1294 01:32:16,431 --> 01:32:18,682 It's time you went back to bed. 1295 01:33:21,088 --> 01:33:23,233 Why stage such a thing? 1296 01:33:26,789 --> 01:33:29,669 I knew that when I wrote ''the end'', 1297 01:33:29,744 --> 01:33:33,418 you would get rid of me one way or another. 1298 01:33:33,498 --> 01:33:35,750 I imagined the perfect crime for you. 1299 01:33:36,801 --> 01:33:40,795 God, the Other by an unknown would have sold what? 1300 01:33:41,319 --> 01:33:43,370 3,000 copies at the most. 1301 01:33:43,788 --> 01:33:49,098 Signed by Ralitzer, it's top of the best-seller list. 1302 01:33:54,564 --> 01:33:57,966 This much treachery is a lot for one man. 1303 01:33:59,396 --> 01:34:03,390 I called your publisher from the yacht one night. 1304 01:34:05,305 --> 01:34:07,356 That's when I understood 1305 01:34:07,599 --> 01:34:09,815 that my days were numbered. 1306 01:34:15,769 --> 01:34:19,372 And you sent Huguette to humiliate me in public? 1307 01:34:22,513 --> 01:34:24,729 She thought I was dead too. 1308 01:34:25,259 --> 01:34:30,226 But I forgot she knew too much. 1309 01:34:35,896 --> 01:34:37,449 And now? 1310 01:34:38,608 --> 01:34:39,711 What do you want? 1311 01:34:40,694 --> 01:34:42,910 To see you leave this place. 1312 01:34:43,717 --> 01:34:45,270 Cleared. 1313 01:34:46,395 --> 01:34:47,947 Totally cleared. 1314 01:34:50,879 --> 01:34:52,537 Cleared by your ghost. 1315 01:34:53,938 --> 01:34:56,782 You're the most innocent culprit ever. 1316 01:35:04,158 --> 01:35:05,710 A 1953 vintage. 1317 01:35:06,870 --> 01:35:08,636 The year of your birth. 1318 01:35:14,587 --> 01:35:18,996 If I understand rightly, I'm free. Can I go? 1319 01:35:24,389 --> 01:35:26,155 I'd rather go alone. 1320 01:36:52,025 --> 01:36:55,735 She chose the same way out as Hemingway or Romain Gary. 1321 01:36:55,814 --> 01:37:00,188 Authors, as well I know, are fragile people. 1322 01:37:00,264 --> 01:37:03,630 Perhaps more fragile and more sensitive than others. 1323 01:37:03,705 --> 01:37:06,620 Judith was a great author and a great writer. 1324 01:37:06,695 --> 01:37:10,511 How can anyone vanish for a year? 1325 01:37:11,249 --> 01:37:13,156 Some vanish for good. 1326 01:37:13,577 --> 01:37:15,130 Meaning? 1327 01:37:16,393 --> 01:37:20,103 - Remember Sabrina's father? - Here we go again. 1328 01:37:21,017 --> 01:37:22,569 Page 250... 1329 01:37:23,624 --> 01:37:26,362 A hooker hairdresser, is that true too? 1330 01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:28,098 What do you think? 1331 01:37:28,838 --> 01:37:31,409 Were you a hooker or a hairdresser? 1332 01:37:32,175 --> 01:37:35,292 I did hookers' hair. Happy now? 1333 01:37:44,411 --> 01:37:46,521 I'll move to another room. 1334 01:37:50,495 --> 01:37:52,048 Where are you? 1335 01:38:01,862 --> 01:38:04,457 Judith paid with her life. 1336 01:38:07,285 --> 01:38:09,537 Are you sure it's a good idea? 1337 01:38:48,548 --> 01:38:50,278 What were you doing all year? 1338 01:38:54,597 --> 01:38:57,264 I often felt like calling you. 1339 01:39:00,298 --> 01:39:02,241 But when I heard your voice, 1340 01:39:03,008 --> 01:39:04,561 I hung up. 1341 01:39:07,215 --> 01:39:09,123 Why arrange to meet here? 1342 01:39:11,283 --> 01:39:15,312 This is where our tracks first crossed. 1343 01:39:18,443 --> 01:39:20,138 Is this song familiar? 1344 01:39:25,430 --> 01:39:27,303 Did she plan to kill you? 1345 01:39:32,835 --> 01:39:34,885 I killed Judith in a way. 1346 01:39:39,474 --> 01:39:41,133 And I finished her off. 1347 01:39:43,611 --> 01:39:45,140 You've changed your glasses. 1348 01:39:49,695 --> 01:39:51,390 Real writer's glasses... 1349 01:39:57,689 --> 01:39:59,277 Close your eyes. 1350 01:40:00,992 --> 01:40:02,544 Close your eyes. 1351 01:40:05,338 --> 01:40:07,033 Count to ten. 1352 01:41:55,499 --> 01:41:58,592 T R A C K S 1353 01:44:01,442 --> 01:44:03,729 I think I see cops on the right. 1354 01:44:04,188 --> 01:44:06,060 And I don't know them... 1355 01:44:09,160 --> 01:44:10,890 The eyes of a hawk... 1356 01:44:10,967 --> 01:44:13,254 No, of an airhead. 1357 01:44:15,381 --> 01:44:18,155 Where are we off to like this? 1358 01:44:19,414 --> 01:44:22,258 Subtitles: Ian Burley 1359 01:44:22,334 --> 01:44:26,115 Subtitle processing: Global Vision 1360 01:44:26,506 --> 01:44:31,614 T R A C K S94708