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Dude, this is good chili.
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What's in this?
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Can't tell you.
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Mom's secret recipe.
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Yeah?
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Yo man, how many of these
seeds you think we've
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thrown over here over the
past couple of years?
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What, a quadrillion?
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Is that a real number?
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I don't know if it's a real number and a
fake word, or a fake word and a real number.
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It's like, how come
the weed won't grow?
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Man, we found the only spot in the
northwest where weed won't grow.
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It's not good.
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Come on dude, let's go.
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We're gonna be late
picking up Debbie.
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- Let's do this.
- Let's do it!
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Come on.
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Come on man!
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Hold up! Wait up, wait up. I
forgot my bike, hold on.
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Hi, Mr. Sanchez.
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I'm Harris, Debbie's boyfriend.
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We're here to take Debbie to
the raising hell concert.
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Is she ready?
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What up dude?
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I mean sir dude.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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I know, women right?
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Never ready on time.
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No, we'll wait.
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Hey, by any chance you
got any munchy snacks?
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I know you got 'em.
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Don't you hold out on me!
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Psagmeno.com
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So Debbie tells me you're not
planning on going to college.
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No sir. We don't need college.
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Reeves and I are going to
start our own business and
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live off the grid.
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That's right. Off the what?
Well, you know.
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Not get caught up in the
whole corporate rat race.
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Corporations kill
the working man.
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- I got this.
- - Yeah, I.
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It's a really cool idea.
Are you ready?
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Reeves and I drive around the country
selling coffee on street corners.
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- Right?
- Right?
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Yo, dude, okay. And then sometimes
we'll just set up right in
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the middle of the street if
there ain't no corners! -Yeah!
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- You know what I mean?
- Absolutely.
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Where the corner at?
You want a whip it?
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Whip it? I was wrong
about you boys.
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I want to apologize.
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No need.
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And this idea of yours
is one surefire plan for
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success.
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- Yes, baby, yes!
- Mhmm!
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This should be enough to intoxicate
my daughter, don't you think?
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Sir, we're, we're not
going to need that.
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Yeah, sir, no, we're fine.
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We already have
vodka in our Van.
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- So you have a Van.
- Yeah!
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I assume you must have a mattress
in the back of the Van as well.
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- No, no!
- Ha ha, not yet, not yet!
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There's nothing like fornicating
in the back of a Van?
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Am I right?
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Well sir we're not into the
whole fucking animals thing.
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Hey, how are you
guys on condoms?
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You know, on second
thought, it'll probably be
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a lot more fun
to violate my daughter
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without protection.
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And you can join
in too, gordito!
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You're not going to
let her go, are you?
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- Why not?
- Because I don't like you boys.
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Okay? You're stoners, this
concert is way too far
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away, and Debbie is a minor.
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Alright, so that's one reason.
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And let me add
something else, okay?
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In all my years, I have
never heard of such a
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stupid idea for a business.
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Selling cups of coffee?
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That's as dumb as trying
to sell bottles of water!
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Alright, alright.
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Alright.
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I see what's going on.
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So, sir.
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What if I promise
not to fuck her?
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- Wh-relax! We're negotiating.
- Sir.
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Shh!
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Can I just talk
to Debbie, please?
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No.
Okay.
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So can I go upstairs
and talk to Debbie?
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What part of "no" is
confusing to you boys?
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I don't know about him,
but to me, between the "k"
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and the "w" being silent,
i-it's just never made any
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sense to me.
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You don't need this
because I'm sure you have
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plenty of weed in your Van.
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Pssh, no!
I wish we had...
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Yo, first off, I wish we had plenty
of weed in the back of our Van, okay?
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We're actually about to go
pick up some weed from one
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of my homies that we know
on the way there because
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we running a little low,
so you don't really know
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everything silent-k
silent-w about everything
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that me and him have going on.
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So y-yeah.
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I want you boys out of my house.
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Vamanos! Sal afuera!
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Out!
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Man, I think Debbie
ratted us out.
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How did he know we were stoners?
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What the!
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Debbie!
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I guess Tommy gave
us the wrong address.
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Do you know where Joe lives?
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I'm Joe.
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You're here for herb?
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You're the dealer?
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I mean, you look like you
could be selling avon.
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I sell that too.
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Lip gloss or weed?
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Make up your mind.
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Weed.
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She really does sell avon.
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Northwest division
salesperson of the year.
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What are the odds...
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My god! -My, what the...
I think you guys are cops.
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What? Yo, look w-we just
changed our minds, right?
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Didn't we change our mind?
We came her for some lip gloss.
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Lip gloss. You got some...
What's Tommy's middle name?
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W-we don't know!
I swear, I swear!
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I don't either.
I'm just fucking with you.
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- Ha ha...
- That's...
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That's funny.
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Take off your clothes.
What?
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Take off your clothes...
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Take off your clothes.
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Do you want the weed or not?
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Yeah, but why would we
need to take off our clothes?
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Do I need to get my strap-on so we
can do a few dance numbers first?
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No, no!
No strap-on at all.
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But, this, but
you're funny though.
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Strip, ladies.
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Strip, bitches.
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Um, well, you know,
probably just to like make sure
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we're not wired or something?
No, man! No! No! No!
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I saw this!
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I saw this in my mind!
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I saw this happening!
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Really? You saw this coming?
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The dealer was going to
turn out to be an avon
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lady who would put a gun
to our head and threaten
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to fuck us with a
strap-on phallus.
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Yeah? Yeah?
That was your vision?
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Yes!
I saw that, alright!
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I knew that was going to
happen, but I didn't know
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what the word "phallus"
meant until like...
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Right now.
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See?
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We're not wired.
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I wasn't worried about that.
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I just wanted to see you naked.
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That reminds me, i
need to buy cashews.
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Price is 200.
Dollars?
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No, pesos.
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This shit was grown in
area 51 where they keep
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the aliens.
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You ever heard of g-13?
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No way.
No way!
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Are you telling me
that's that, that's that
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super-secret CIA weed?
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This is g-14.
What?
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Most of the CIA can't even get
their hands on this shit yet.
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Well how'd you get it?
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Fucked a guy who knows a guy.
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That's all I'm gonna say.
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Yo, those are the kind of stories
you can't make up even if you try.
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I really think she fucked
a guy who knows a guy.
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Yeah, I know. When people say shit
like that, they're telling the truth.
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I think she fucked a dude
that maybe just know a dude.
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You don't have $200!
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But.. $200.
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T- that's a lot.
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Tell you what.
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You go down on me, I'll
take off 10 percent.
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Ha!
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That's, that's funny.
That's really good.
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You make me squirt,
I'll take off 20.
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Squirt what?
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Dude, I can't
believe we actually.
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I thought we agreed we weren't
even going to talk about it.
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Dude, are you sure
this is a shortcut?
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I mean, I have not seen
any lights for a while now.
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I think we should turn around.
Here?
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No, after another 30
minutes of darkness.
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You said here!
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- Fuck!
- Agh!
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- This is shit!
- Aw, dude...
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We're stuck in a hole, man.
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Well I'm not licking this one.
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Twice in one day?
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Yeah, looks like we might have
to spend the night here tonight.
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00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,959
Fuck!
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We're gonna miss the concert!
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My goodness!
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Pledge.
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Dude, do you, do you,
like, hear that?
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What?
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Dude, I could,
like, hear my ears
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listening to things.
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What?
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You mean to tell me that
you can hear your
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your ears operating?
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Yeah bro.
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Yo, this CIA shit
is crazy strong, man, yo!
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Like, I feel
like I gotta piss but
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I don't even know.
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Yo, fuck, I'm high.
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Dude.
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Dude, my hand...
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My hand looks like a tarantula.
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I don't even feel
my hands anymore.
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I'm hungry, bro.
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I wish I had some of your
chili right now with a, a
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bowl of cheese a- and
a slice of ice cream.
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Switch
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you know what i wish right now?
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I wish these fingers were
just little kit-Kat bars.
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Then...
I could just...
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Break one off. Break you off a
piece, and They're so good!
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You alright bro?
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My god!
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Feels like my whole
face is in my mouth!
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Why are my balls vibrating?
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I can't feel my cock.
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My god.
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What?
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My cock is gone!
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Fuck!
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She stole your cock.
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- Someone stole your cock!
- Someone stole my cock!
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Cock thief! Cock thief!
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Stole it right underneath me!
Gimme your cock!
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Yo, I slept like a baby.
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Me too.
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That weed knocked
me the fuck out.
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You look older than
a motherfucker.
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Holy shit, you look old as fuck!
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Hee!
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This must have some
hallucinogenic shit in it.
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That's fuckin' cool.
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We must be halla-ducinatin' now.
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Yeah.
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Man, I feel like we've
been walking for days.
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I'm fuckin' hot.
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This is the worst
hallucination ever.
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The fuck...
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00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,599
A fuckin' space ship.
256
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,001
We're not hallucinating.
257
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,669
We're still dreaming.
258
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,638
How do you know this is
your dream and not mine?
259
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,740
Because I always
dream of spaceships.
260
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,309
Let's keep walking.
261
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,015
Welcome.
262
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,052
What the fuck was that?
263
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,287
It's a talking door?
264
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:31,889
What's happening?
265
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,159
Hello, door.
266
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,128
How are you?
267
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,895
Nice to meet you.
268
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,502
Why's everybody on
their calculator?
269
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,774
We walked all this way for
a fuckin' math convention!
270
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,277
I hate math.
271
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,679
And I gotta take a shit.
272
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,743
2016?
273
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,379
What the fuck?
274
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,616
Thank you.
275
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,083
Have a nice day.
276
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,055
What the fuck?
277
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,995
What the fuck is that?
278
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,534
I'm at the gas station.
Sweetheart, I miss you so
279
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,736
much, I can't wait to
see you my little boo.
280
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,803
I'll be here for a couple hours.
281
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,107
Who the fuck is that?
282
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,143
The fuck?
283
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,610
Welcome.
284
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:18,896
Yo!
285
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,965
Check this out.
286
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,501
Government approves...
287
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,369
No, not that. Look at the date.
288
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,205
June 12, 2016.
289
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,773
It's one of those
fake news papers.
290
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,508
This shit is real.
291
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,877
I went outside and saw a
dude with his car plugged in.
292
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,613
The price of gas is $5 a
gallon, and I seen a girl
293
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,849
with a thing in her hand
that she was talking to a
294
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:39,284
dude, and he was there,
like a video call.
295
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,420
But did you see this?
296
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,355
That's fucked up.
297
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,890
Check this out though.
298
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,391
That's proof that
this is a fake.
299
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,328
If you go by this
newspaper here, this guy
300
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,462
is black, right?
301
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,531
And his name is o-bam-a?
302
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:55,467
Barack Obama, and
he's the President of the
303
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,735
United States.
304
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,502
Exactly.
305
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,873
Excuse me sir.
306
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:03,442
What's the date?
June the 12th, man.
307
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,244
What year?
308
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,545
2016!
309
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,221
Hey, get off me man, get off me!
310
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:19,056
Right, right, right right,
I'm gonna let, yeah right.
311
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,394
Who's the president?
312
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,396
Barack Obama.
313
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,797
What he look like?
314
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,965
He's black!
315
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,369
That weed we smoked
knocked us out for
316
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,703
30 years!
317
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,438
We need to get a tow
truck, get your Van out
318
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:34,940
the ditch, and get
the fuck on home.
319
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,175
Let's go.
320
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,409
This damn CIA.
321
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,977
First Vietnam, then
Reagan gets shot.
322
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,853
Ever heard of a turn signal?
323
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,221
It's nobody's fuckin'
business where we're going.
324
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,766
Well, your parents definitely
don't live here anymore.
325
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,604
They really mean it when they
say you can't go home again.
326
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:09,875
So...
327
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,744
Our old school is
a home depot now.
328
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,248
Your old house is a vacant lot.
329
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,850
And mine's a fucking soul mart?
330
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,753
There's nothing left
from our fucking life!
331
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,890
And what the fuck
is "glutton free?"
332
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,292
I dunno but the
gluttons eat free.
333
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:30,696
We should act like some gluttons
and go eat. I'm starving, man.
334
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,931
Nah, let's go by
Debbie's parents' house.
335
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,800
Maybe they still live there.
336
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,967
And they'll feed us.
337
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,274
Hello?
338
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,575
Hi Mrs. Sanchez?
339
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,776
Yes?
340
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,345
This is Harris.
341
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,112
Harris weber.
342
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,948
Who?
343
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,750
Debbie's boyfriend?
344
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,985
Her...
345
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,252
Old boyfriend, I guess?
346
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,657
Harris has been
dead for 30 years.
347
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,559
This isn't funny.
348
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,260
They really gonna
think this is funny.
349
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,100
Go away!
Leave!
350
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:16,206
I know this probably
sounds crazy but...
351
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,052
Hi, Mrs. Sanchez.
352
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,421
It's
353
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,390
I know this is probably
really weird for you right
354
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,223
now but...
355
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,860
Probably didn't expect to see
us after all these years.
356
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,732
Yeah.
This can't be...
357
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:46,303
Debbie?
Where the hell have you been!
358
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:57,049
You guys want me to
believe that you bought
359
00:21:57,050 --> 00:22:00,986
some super pot from a
woman named Joe who was
360
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:05,724
screwing a CIA guy who was
growing pot in area 51
361
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,659
"where they keep the
aliens," on your way to a
362
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,062
concert that you never got
to because your Van fell
363
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:12,631
into a ditch where you
slept for 30 years, and
364
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,334
all of the sudden you woke
up one day and here you are.
365
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,334
Crazy shit, right?
366
00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:19,738
Were you in prison?
367
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,106
You were in prison, weren't you.
368
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,475
- Like in Bolivia or something.
- If only.
369
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,510
Hey, up here.
What happened to you guys?
370
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,413
What really happened
to you guys?
371
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,349
That is what really happened.
372
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:35,854
Do you have any idea how
serious your disappearance was?
373
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:39,024
There were news reports, there
were missing persons reports.
374
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,393
Your parents hired
private detectives.
375
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:44,028
We had no idea where
you disappeared to.
376
00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:47,966
Eventually, we just
thought you were dead.
377
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,868
Your parents held
funerals for you.
378
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,969
For closure.
379
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,904
- We had funerals?
- Yeah.
380
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,407
You're buried at the
cemetery on Madison street.
381
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,842
Was it a nice service?
382
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,043
Nice funeral.
383
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,144
Did people show up?
384
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:00,479
A few.
385
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,580
Was it sad?
386
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,148
Guys, is this
supposed to be funny?
387
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,883
Because it's not.
388
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,853
Look, we don't understand what
happened either, but we're
389
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:08,987
telling you what happened.
390
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,822
That doesn't mean
it's believable.
391
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,924
It just means that's
what the fuck happened.
392
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,627
I can't believe you
still live with your parents.
393
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,629
- It's my house now.
- No shit?
394
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:21,066
- That's right.
- Do you know where my parents moved to?
395
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,933
Because I can't find them.
396
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,304
You don't know, do you?
397
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:31,141
Your parents died
like ten years ago.
398
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,044
What the fuck?
399
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,583
That's a bummer bro.
400
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,886
What about my parents?
401
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,187
Yours moved away.
402
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:45,657
Um, we have no idea
where they moved.
403
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:46,725
We never saw them again.
404
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,094
They, they moved to
the mountains.
405
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,129
My eyes are here, Reeves.
406
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,632
My father loved mountains.
407
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:54,800
I see what you're saying.
408
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,601
There's some good peaks out there.
This is crazy.
409
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,738
I don't know what to say, I'm...
410
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:00,906
I'm a little freaked out.
411
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,773
I'm just...
412
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,803
Look, I know this
is a little crazy,
413
00:24:04,828 --> 00:24:06,945
us just showing up after
all these years. Yeah.
414
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:11,583
Why don't we meet up again
tomorrow, to the mall or
415
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,084
something, maybe
go to the arcade.
416
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,553
Yeah, the arcade!
417
00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:15,687
Okay.
418
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,722
So, what time you
want to hang out?
419
00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:19,891
I don't hang out. I go to work.
420
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,493
- So after work?
- Ditch!
421
00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:22,861
Ditch!
422
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,563
After work?
Sure.
423
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,031
Okay, so like two?
424
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:27,766
No, hon. This
is not school, it's work.
425
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,601
I'm like, seven, eight.
426
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,536
Okay, well we've got to,
at least, eight at the
427
00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:34,338
latest, 'cause the food
court will close at nine.
428
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,948
Deb.
429
00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:49,953
Hey wooly!
430
00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:05,837
My...
431
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,239
You guys slept in here?
432
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,939
Good morning.
433
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:14,178
I can't believe you
still have this thing.
434
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,149
Look at you, all
businesswoman-like.
435
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,018
Like a professional.
436
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,186
You look great.
437
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,787
Thanks.
438
00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:27,659
Um, the house is locked,
but if you want to clean
439
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:31,029
up, you can use the rinse-off shower on
the side. Good, thank you. We need that.
440
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,666
Debbie, I was in your back
yard last night, and I was
441
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,736
wondering, where'd you get this
really cool stormtrooper boot?
442
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:38,870
Man what the hell is that?
443
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,038
It's a stormtrooper boot.
444
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,640
Who stuck wheels
in an ice skate?
445
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,941
W- when were you
in my back yard?
446
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,845
I had to take a shit last night and I didn't
want your neighbors all in my business.
447
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,914
That's very considerate of you.
448
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:52,050
That is a Rollerblade and
it belongs to my son.
449
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,618
We have a son?
450
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,588
No, no we, you, we don't
have a son.
451
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:57,589
No.
452
00:25:58,156 --> 00:25:59,724
Wait...
453
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:00,725
How old is he?
454
00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:01,826
He's fifteen.
455
00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:03,562
He was at his dad's last night.
456
00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:07,531
Wait, you fucked somebody else?
457
00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,701
Yeah, I did.
458
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:12,936
Debbie's fuckin'!
459
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,173
I- i did.
460
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,808
And when am i gonna meet him?
461
00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:19,778
Let's hold off on that for now.
462
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,613
Why, is he ugly?
We're not going to laugh.
463
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,380
My god, is he a retard?
464
00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:27,582
Okay, it's because of comments like
that that we are gonna hold off.
465
00:26:27,607 --> 00:26:29,154
And it's because
of all of this!
466
00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:32,190
I mean, you know, I don't
want people in his life
467
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,923
that are not going to
be a good role model.
468
00:26:34,948 --> 00:26:36,227
Good role model?
469
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,063
We're not good role models?
470
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,564
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean it like that.
471
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:43,668
Well, maybe I did.
472
00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:45,637
It's just...
473
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:48,373
You show up after
all these years.
474
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:51,610
Y- you're looking homeless,
you smell like I can't
475
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,878
even describe, and you're
sleeping in a Van.
476
00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:55,796
But we got our
phat gold chains.
477
00:26:55,821 --> 00:26:57,248
Shell toes. We good.
478
00:26:57,249 --> 00:27:01,353
Brad's at a very
impressionable age right now.
479
00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:06,324
You named him Brad? Anything that I'm
saying is just sounding terrible
480
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,759
and rude and I'm sorry.
481
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,127
I'm going to go
to work right now.
482
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,997
I'm going to go, okay?
483
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,597
I'm going to go.
484
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:19,070
Might be time for you guys
to start seeing other people.
485
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:22,073
Apparently she's been
seeing other people.
486
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,975
Guess what I'm seeing.
487
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,910
I thought you
finished all the weed.
488
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,145
I did.
489
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,013
But I found this on
Debbie's back porch.
490
00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:39,156
Okay, now that we look
less homeless, what do we do?
491
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:43,428
Well, we're gonna stop telling
people what really happened.
492
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,131
Truck stop guy, tow
truck dude, Debbie...
493
00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:49,234
They all said we sounded crazy. Shit,
I was there and i don't believe it.
494
00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:51,692
Here's what we do.
We drop the story,
495
00:27:51,717 --> 00:27:56,039
we accept our situation, and we go
back to what we were going to do.
496
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,109
You mean start our business?
497
00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,711
Sell coffee out of my Van?
498
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,046
Yeah.
499
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,947
Think about it, with
inflation, we could be
500
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,983
like making two bucks a cup.
501
00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:06,785
For coffee?
502
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,853
You sound crazy
as shit right now.
503
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,856
We'll call it two
buck a cuppa coffee.
504
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,758
You guys here
to fix the satellite?
505
00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,160
The fuck's a satellite?
506
00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:16,728
What are we, fuckin' astronauts?
507
00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:18,263
What do you mean "satellite?"
508
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:19,964
Who the fuck are you?
509
00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:20,999
My name's Brad.
510
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,367
I fuckin' live here.
511
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,436
We're friends of Debbie's.
512
00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:26,404
Debbie? You mean my mother?
513
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:27,439
Shit!
514
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,074
That's Debbie's kid.
515
00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:32,242
Debbie's been fuckin'!
516
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,379
That's her receipt!
517
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:39,117
Yeah, listen, my mom's
friends don't smoke, so...
518
00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:41,319
You don't know
your mom's friends.
519
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,788
That's my fuckin'
bag of joints, man!
520
00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:45,190
What the fuck?
521
00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:48,393
Fuck man you
smoking my weed man?
522
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,694
Jesus, guys you
smoked half my stash.
523
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:54,432
Relax, we'll buy you more.
524
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,166
Call your dealer.
525
00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,303
My dealer?
526
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,371
When's the last time
you bought weed?
527
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:02,373
Where do you get it from?
528
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:03,842
You just buy it.
529
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,044
You just walk into
7-11 and go buy weed?
530
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:08,079
Yeah, can me get some
chips, some soda, and
531
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,546
some weed please?
532
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,618
Wait, you guys know
weed's legal now, right?
533
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,788
Wait, what?
534
00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:24,756
I don't know why we need this
doctor to get pot from a store.
535
00:29:24,781 --> 00:29:27,721
Well, if you have a prescription,
they give a discount, so...
536
00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:30,335
That's a good deal.
537
00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:32,370
Part of the discount.
It is my birthday.
538
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,505
Happy birthday.
539
00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:36,074
See, yeah. I
told you I'd hook you up.
540
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:39,177
Hello nurse!
541
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,979
I am not the nurse.
I am Dr. gales.
542
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:46,217
Well with a body like
that, you ought to be a nurse.
543
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,186
Um, you don't have to
take your shirt off...
544
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:51,389
Well, I've taken my shirt
off for uglier girls,
545
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,623
so it's not a problem.
546
00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:57,929
Um, I assume that you're having
trouble sleeping at night?
547
00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:00,397
No, I sleep all
through the night.
548
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:04,502
You look like you're in
a lot of chronic pain.
549
00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:08,106
No, but I do have an itch
550
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:13,912
you can scr- atch.
551
00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:15,113
Mr. Cornell.
Reeves.
552
00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:18,049
I can't write you a
prescription for medical
553
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:21,219
marijuana unless there's an
actual need, do you understand?
554
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,486
Right.
555
00:30:24,889 --> 00:30:27,224
Do you like Italian?
556
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,961
You're under a lot of
pressure aren't you?
557
00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:32,564
Right. And you need something
to help calm you down.
558
00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:34,299
Right!
559
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,201
Back hurts?
560
00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,936
- Right!
- Can't sleep at night?
561
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,304
- Yeah!
- Constant migraines?
562
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:46,143
Yes, listen. You take your shirt off, I'm going
to take my shirt off, and we gonna start fuckin'.
563
00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:50,081
I am not a prostitute.
564
00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:52,415
I didn't call you a prostitute.
565
00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:55,220
Okay.
566
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:59,123
Let's just say you gave
me a little medical
567
00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,592
rubba-dub-dub.
568
00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:03,595
You know like a medical
rub in a medical way?
569
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:08,333
Non-prostitute, but just
medically induced rub.
570
00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:10,935
- Just a, you know...
- In a non-prostitute way?
571
00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:13,605
In a non-prostitute
way. Just a...
572
00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:17,508
Yes.
573
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,875
Okay.
574
00:31:21,947 --> 00:31:24,649
- Why didn't you say so?
- I was trying to...
575
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:26,317
Stand up.
576
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,756
Somebody's gonna be...
577
00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,495
- Alright...
- Turn around.
578
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:40,263
Turn around!
579
00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:42,333
No, and then stop.
580
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,335
Like right there.
581
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:45,403
Right there.
And - Like this?
582
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:49,440
Why don't you, drop your pants?
583
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,975
The old reach around.
584
00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:56,080
- Dropping the...
- Pants...
585
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,315
Can you back that up?
586
00:31:57,316 --> 00:32:00,385
Mhmm, just gotta
help you out there.
587
00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:01,686
Bend over.
588
00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,587
Kind of rough there, aren't you?
589
00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,633
Welcome to home de-pot.
590
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,936
How can I help medicate you.
591
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,570
We'll take it all.
592
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,539
You can't have it all.
593
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:25,209
What type of cannabis are
you looking for? Cannabis?
594
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:28,479
Fuck that, we want weed!
595
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,615
At a discount...
596
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:33,217
Baby.
Roll-a-bowls.
597
00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:36,554
They are indestructible,
they are foldable, they
598
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,156
are portable.
599
00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,191
Dishwasher safe.
600
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:41,392
Yeah?
601
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,361
- Just, we'll put that in there.
- Mhmm.
602
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:45,296
Got dick's elixirs over there.
603
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,298
All different flavors.
604
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,101
Do these all have weed in them?
605
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,436
Duh.
606
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,571
I think we're gonna
need a bigger basket.
607
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:16,027
It's about time
you guys showed up.
608
00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:17,562
What are you drinking?
609
00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,998
It's a mocha vanilla latte.
610
00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:22,033
- What?
- What's that?
611
00:33:22,034 --> 00:33:23,701
It's coffee.
612
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,436
That's a coffee?
613
00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:26,771
Where'd you get it?
614
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,472
From Starbucks. Hello?
615
00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:34,045
Those Starbuck places
i see on every corner?
616
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:36,514
They just sell coffee?
617
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,415
Yeah.
618
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:42,086
Debbie's dad stole our idea!
619
00:33:42,087 --> 00:33:43,621
What the fuck are you
guys talking about?
620
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:46,691
God damn coffee thief!
621
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,259
I never trusted her father.
622
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,728
I mean, I only known him
for two minutes, but them
623
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,496
two minutes, i
never trusted him.
624
00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:58,536
I can't believe he stole
our business plan!
625
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:01,838
Took us fucking years to
come up with that shit!
626
00:34:03,274 --> 00:34:04,709
"Like a son?"
627
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,077
What the fuck you
mean "like a son?"
628
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:08,011
I was your son!
629
00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:16,287
This is so strange.
I know.
630
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,356
I never thought I'd
live to see the day!
631
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,194
Hey!
632
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,629
It's bad to smoke cigarettes.
633
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,098
You scared the shit out of us.
634
00:34:27,099 --> 00:34:28,299
It's not a cigarette.
635
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,634
It's a joint.
636
00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,302
Marijuana.
637
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:34,537
Ganja, you know mon.
638
00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:37,508
It's still smoking!
639
00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:40,778
Well, it's our business, and
those are our tombstones.
640
00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:42,346
What are you, the
cemetery police?
641
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,848
Okay, get the fuck out of here.
642
00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,716
We're grown.
643
00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,817
And we're grieving.
644
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,988
What are you guys, ghosts?
645
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:57,862
Look here, I don't know if
you're some kind of
646
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,230
ghost whisperer.
647
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:02,767
I don't know why
you here, but...
648
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:07,338
We're here smoking weed,
minding our business.
649
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,708
If you're ghosts, how
'come I can't see through you?
650
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,744
Well, there's a simple
explanation for that.
651
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:17,782
Um, basically it's
because I'm black!
652
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:20,450
Now bounce, bitch!
653
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:30,194
Yo, I could really go for
a bowl of your chili right now.
654
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,996
Yeah that would be nice.
655
00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:37,200
Yo, I got an idea!
656
00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:40,737
What?
657
00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:43,774
What's the one thing
people want when we're high.
658
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:46,277
I dunno, but I'm hungry
as a motherfucker.
659
00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:48,279
Exactly!
660
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,798
We'll open up a restaurant that
sells your chili with weed in it!
661
00:35:51,823 --> 00:35:53,451
That's actually brilliant!
662
00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:57,522
Then when they get the
munchies, they're already there.
663
00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:59,524
And then they eat more, and
then they have more
664
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:02,226
munchies, and they keep eating.
665
00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:03,661
They don't have to go nowhere.
666
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,763
And even if they don't eat
that much, what do people
667
00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:06,764
do when they're high?
668
00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:08,199
They're messy, they spill shit.
669
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,768
They'll spill the chili and
they'll have to buy some more.
670
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,203
We'll be millionaires.
671
00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:14,338
You just came up with that?
Yeah.
672
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:15,840
No shit?
673
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:21,345
I mean you're some kind of idea
entrepreneur if there's a word.
674
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:24,882
I'm an idealist. Where are we
gonna get the money to open up a
675
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:27,185
restaurant, man?
676
00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:28,653
The bank!
677
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:31,254
We'll go get a
loan from the bank!
678
00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:33,349
No. Why not?
679
00:36:33,374 --> 00:36:36,527
There are no other chili
restaurants in town.
680
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,528
Are there?
681
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,666
It's the marijuana aspect.
682
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,368
Sir, weed is legal.
683
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:48,539
Yes, marijuana is
legal mister...
684
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:52,343
Weber, but that doesn't
mean a bank endorses it.
685
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,679
This bank is a
conservative organization.
686
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:59,350
Well I'm pretty sure there are
plenty of banks that will. Nope.
687
00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:01,584
- Weed?
- No.
688
00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:06,222
Leave.
689
00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:10,861
I got an idea.
Let's leave out the weed this time.
690
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:13,764
That's lying.
That's business.
691
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,766
I don't know.
692
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,388
You know they're eventually
going to find out.
693
00:37:17,413 --> 00:37:19,125
Yeah, by the time they
find out we'll be paying
694
00:37:19,151 --> 00:37:20,838
back the loan, and that's
all they really want.
695
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,273
I guess.
696
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,575
Look, you know those restaurants
that sell paintings?
697
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,745
You think they got a loan
for an art gallery and a
698
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,313
restaurant?
699
00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:31,714
No, they added that later.
700
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:33,484
That's true. - But still...
- Yeah, that is true!
701
00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,920
But still nothing!
This is the last bank.
702
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:39,390
Do you want this loan or not?
703
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:40,992
Alright.
704
00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,692
Let me fix you up.
705
00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:46,697
Ba-bip-bam.
706
00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:48,831
Passed you a wave, fool.
707
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:52,135
- Badow!
- Shit, let's go.
708
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,506
The restaurant will serve chili?
709
00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:57,775
That's it?
That's it.
710
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,443
Just chili.
711
00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:01,045
Such a simple idea.
712
00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:03,381
It could actually work.
713
00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,950
Looks like you guys
have really good credit, too.
714
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,719
Not one negative thing pops up.
715
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,322
Why do you seem annoyed by this?
716
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:14,358
Approving a loan means i
have a lot of paperwork in
717
00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:16,027
front of me.
718
00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:18,629
So, we got the loan?
719
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,631
Well, it's not a slam dunk yet.
720
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:24,068
The application process takes a few days and
you'll have to give a short presentation to the
721
00:38:24,069 --> 00:38:25,503
loan board.
722
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,303
But it looks good?
723
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,840
Unfortunately.
724
00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:32,308
Guess I'll have to start
looking for my pen.
725
00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:36,245
I gotcha!
726
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,452
Badass, right?
727
00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,454
What the fuck is that?
728
00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:45,254
Edm, man!
729
00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:48,693
Electronic dance music!
730
00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:50,661
Like skrillex, d-
are you kidding me?
731
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,496
Steve aoki? David guetta?
732
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,065
Dude, get up, get
up, get up, here.
733
00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:56,833
I'll pull some of
this up on YouTube, c'mon.
734
00:38:59,036 --> 00:39:00,803
Watch that.
735
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,741
- Yeah, what is he doing?
- He's killing it!
736
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,676
Doing what?
Slaying it!
737
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,044
Is he leading an aerobics class?
738
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,447
Yeah, he's loving it up
there, he's like, woo!
739
00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,816
But who's playing the music?
740
00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:14,719
What do you mean? He's djing.
He's playing the records.
741
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:18,122
The song just changed. And his arms are
in the air. Is he djing with his dick?
742
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:19,724
Because that, to me,
would be impressive.
743
00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:21,826
Yeah, that would be impressive.
744
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,893
He's a dick jockey.
745
00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:28,065
Can I show you how to dj please?
746
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,700
Yeah, show him how to do it.
747
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,102
You keeping it in your pants?
748
00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:34,071
Yeah, I'm definitely keeping it
in my pants. What am I, a priest?
749
00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:35,673
Okay.
750
00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:37,508
Where's your turntables?
751
00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:38,642
Go for it.
752
00:39:38,643 --> 00:39:40,544
What the fuck is that?
753
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,046
The, yeah, like turntables.
754
00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,481
Like you scratch them and shit.
755
00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:45,748
No, where do you
put your records?
756
00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:47,818
You, they're in the computer.
757
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:51,555
You put all your records in the computer?
No, well, I mean the music is, yeah.
758
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,057
And then, I'm confused.
759
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,692
You just, yeah.
760
00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,093
There, like, that's the music.
It's all there. It's...
761
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:59,430
- And then, this..
- Yeah, you search it, you find
762
00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:01,866
whatever you want.
There it is, and play.
763
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,601
- Play it here.
- Yeah.
764
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:09,874
And then...
Oop!
765
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,974
Alright, alright!
766
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,118
Here, put this shit on.
767
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,865
This is awesome!
768
00:40:36,168 --> 00:40:37,800
This is djing!
769
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,503
Hey!
770
00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:43,774
- H-hey!
- Hey, what's going on here?
771
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:46,911
Hi. I see you guys, you
guys met each other.
772
00:40:46,912 --> 00:40:49,847
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never told
me you had such cool friends, mom.
773
00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:51,048
Yeah. They're cool.
774
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,783
They're really cool.
775
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,852
Just teaching him how to dj.
776
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:55,886
Yeah.
777
00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:57,121
He's good, he's really good.
778
00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,690
That's great,
that's... that's great.
779
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:01,525
I didn't think that
you'd meet them so soon.
780
00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:03,493
I thought they'd be gone by now.
781
00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:05,729
Are you taking off?
782
00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:06,764
Yeah.
783
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:08,364
I don't know.
784
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:12,803
Hey honey, I want to talk
to them real quick, okay?
785
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:13,904
Can you go to your room?
786
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,039
It's old people talk.
787
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,207
It's, it's really boring.
788
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:18,042
Yeah, yeah! Of course.
789
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:20,109
Nice kid.
790
00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:23,913
These guys are really cool, mom.
They're super cool, yeah. Yeah.
791
00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:26,217
Hi!
792
00:41:26,218 --> 00:41:28,118
Ta-daa!
793
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,852
Hey!
794
00:41:30,521 --> 00:41:32,823
What was the one
thing I told you guys?
795
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,692
You said a lot
of fucking shit. I mean...
796
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:37,061
I said I didn't want
you to meet my son.
797
00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,629
Get it? Remember that?
798
00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:40,598
You guys are
pissing me off here.
799
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,633
It's better to be pissed
off than pissed on.
800
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:45,936
You're pissed?
Your dad stole our idea!
801
00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:46,770
What?
Starbucks!
802
00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,939
That's his company, isn't it?
803
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:53,711
What? My dad has nothing
to do with Starbucks.
804
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:56,046
Listen, you're not the
guilty party in this.
805
00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:58,749
You don't have to protect him. Yeah,
he has nothing to do with s...
806
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,951
I beg to differ. I'd like
to say something to that.
807
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,253
No, no, no, that's okay.
808
00:42:02,254 --> 00:42:03,988
Well, I'm just going to leave.
809
00:42:03,989 --> 00:42:09,293
You know that ham
sandwich in the refrigerator?
810
00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:11,862
Is that anybody's in particular?
811
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:12,863
Never mind.
812
00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:17,902
So, Reeves and I are going to
open a restaurant. Really?
813
00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:19,937
Hey, good luck with that.
814
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:23,707
But, however, due to
bad planning, with the
815
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:27,211
money, as you can see
we bought new clothes,
816
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:30,614
hence why I look like
Charlie brown, we have no
817
00:42:30,615 --> 00:42:34,985
money for a motel and we
can't keep sleeping in the Van.
818
00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:39,023
And Brad happened to tell
us about this great guest
819
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,090
house you have out back.
820
00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:42,760
Yeah, no. No, no. You're not going
to sleep in my guest house.
821
00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:45,829
No, no, l-just listen, listen.
Listen. Let me finish.
822
00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:50,734
In exchange for letting us stay, we'll
make dinner for you and Brad every night.
823
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:54,398
No. It's only going to be for like
a week or two and I understand the
824
00:42:54,423 --> 00:42:58,008
whole thing about role models, but
look, we no longer look homeless.
825
00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,877
That's a good start, right?
826
00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:02,212
We'll be very respectful,
promise not to stay out
827
00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:04,748
late, we won't curse.
828
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,283
Hold on. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
829
00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:08,451
I just had to get that out.
830
00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:10,354
No drugs.
831
00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,655
- I won't stay out late.
- Did I mention that?
832
00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:13,891
I may have mentioned it
twice but that's because
833
00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:16,025
I'm not going to do it.
834
00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,895
Did I tell you how pretty your
hair looks with the gray in it?
835
00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:21,865
And I'm not just saying that to
make you feel good about yourself.
836
00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:24,768
It's very becoming.
837
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:27,905
Come on, help out an old friend.
838
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:30,708
An old boyfriend?
839
00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:33,711
A recent orphan?
That's right.
840
00:43:33,712 --> 00:43:35,279
I'm sorry.
841
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,247
We have history.
842
00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:38,749
I've been inside your...
843
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,317
Yeah, I'll be right
here if you need me.
844
00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,252
Yeah, okay, no... boundaries!
845
00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:43,953
I...
846
00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:46,923
Okay, look at me.
847
00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,693
My son is the most
important thing in my
848
00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:52,329
life, and I'm going to
hold you to your promises.
849
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,797
I promise.
850
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:55,132
Pinky promise?
851
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,167
Please pinky promise with me.
852
00:43:57,168 --> 00:43:58,836
Is that your pinky?
I want a promise.
853
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,804
Please somebody help me.
854
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:01,805
You can stay.
855
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,374
Thank you.
856
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,175
Do you remember when we
used to hold pinkies? What?
857
00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,411
- No, we never did this.
- W-we did this.
858
00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:08,946
No, that's your
other girlfriend.
859
00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:10,748
W- we did some other stuff, but
860
00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:11,749
That didn't invoke...
861
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:14,050
I'll see ya later.
862
00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,790
So why you tell her we
don't do drugs anymore.
863
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:21,392
'Cause we don't do drugs.
864
00:44:21,393 --> 00:44:23,227
We smoke weed.
865
00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,695
Weed's not a drug.
866
00:44:24,696 --> 00:44:26,163
Weed grows from the earth.
867
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,731
This is the earth we're smoking.
868
00:44:27,732 --> 00:44:29,667
We're giving back
to mother nature.
869
00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:32,501
Hello mom, welcome to my mouth.
870
00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:41,111
Besides, we can still smoke.
871
00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:43,981
We just can't do it indoors.
872
00:44:43,982 --> 00:44:45,315
Gotta crack a
window or some shit.
873
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:47,051
Can't let Debbie find out.
874
00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:49,286
And I told her we'd be
cooking for her and the
875
00:44:49,287 --> 00:44:50,287
kid every night.
876
00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:51,422
Fuck you did.
877
00:44:51,423 --> 00:44:52,756
Tonight's your night.
878
00:44:52,757 --> 00:44:54,725
I'll cook tomorrow.
Where you going?
879
00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:57,361
She gonna show me
the old neighborhood.
880
00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:58,862
Why can't I go?
'Cause you're cooking.
881
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:03,100
Wait a minute, you're
fuckin' her so you should cook.
882
00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:05,335
Well, if I was fuckin' her
that'd be a great deal,
883
00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:07,104
but I don't think she likes me
like that anymore. What ch...
884
00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:10,307
So so you say you're the
cook and I'll go fuck her.
885
00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,876
You know what?
That sounds like a great plan.
886
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,078
I'll see you when we get back.
887
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,611
Bye, fucker.
888
00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:18,647
No.
889
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:21,885
Yeah, that's my shit.
890
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:23,253
Lisa Lisa.
891
00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:27,224
I can't believe how many times you made
me listen to can you feel the beat!
892
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,859
Can you feel, can you feel,
893
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:31,161
ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca.
894
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:32,863
- Yeah.
- Man.
895
00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,098
I'm gonna make you feel that beat.
Dear.
896
00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:37,835
Thank god Brad missed
this time in history.
897
00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:40,137
Y'know speaking of
history, what happened to
898
00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:42,906
Brad's, um, father?
899
00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,508
That was smooth.
900
00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:47,044
Didn't work out, short story.
901
00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:49,980
Obviously it didn't work out.
What's the story story?
902
00:45:49,981 --> 00:45:51,749
How'd you meet him?
What's his name?
903
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,016
Who is this guy?
904
00:45:53,017 --> 00:45:56,787
His name's David, I met
him 14 years after you
905
00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:59,121
vanished from my life...
906
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,159
I mean, I'm 16 years old,
the love of my life drives
907
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,927
away, I never see him again.
908
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,863
You know, talk about
abandonment issues.
909
00:46:05,864 --> 00:46:08,198
You really screwed
me up, you know?
910
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:11,502
If I knew you were dead or
that you were kidnapped it
911
00:46:11,503 --> 00:46:13,003
would make sense, but
there's always that
912
00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:15,506
possibility that you...
913
00:46:15,507 --> 00:46:19,843
You hated everything in your life
and you just wanted to run away.
914
00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:21,677
You run away from me.
915
00:46:22,479 --> 00:46:24,248
And every boyfriend
after that unconsciously
916
00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:26,850
I thought would abandon me too.
917
00:46:26,851 --> 00:46:30,519
At least that's what my therapist
said when he broke up with me.
918
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,058
I'm sorry.
919
00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:39,196
I don't know, it's not like I intended for
any of this to happen either, you know?
920
00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:42,566
It's not easy for me. I'm still
trying to comprehend what's going on.
921
00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:44,880
And I didn't mean to meet
Brad, it was an accident.
922
00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:46,170
He just came home early.
923
00:46:46,171 --> 00:46:47,971
Er-did he skip school?
924
00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:49,006
No, don't trip.
Not early like that.
925
00:46:49,007 --> 00:46:51,909
Like, I mean, earlier than i
thought he'd be home.
926
00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:55,379
I- hey, it is hard raising
a kid on your own, okay?
927
00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,114
And I worry. That's
what moms do.
928
00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:59,216
I worry that he's going to
break a bone or that he's
929
00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:01,817
going to fall into
the wrong crowd.
930
00:47:02,252 --> 00:47:05,289
He's not going to fall into the wrong
crowd. Well, you, you don't know him.
931
00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:08,559
I know you, and you're his mom.
932
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,794
And with a mom like you i think
he's going to be just fine.
933
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:15,364
Thanks.
934
00:47:17,101 --> 00:47:19,136
Shit, you hear that?
935
00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:20,838
Yeah, I do.
936
00:47:20,839 --> 00:47:24,241
Okay, you ready?
Yeah, no. Don't do it. Don't!
937
00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:25,576
I'm gonna pass you a wave.
938
00:47:25,577 --> 00:47:27,144
Don't do it!
939
00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:28,478
Here it comes! Catch it!
940
00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:32,149
If you don't release that wave
it's gonna come out in traffic!
941
00:47:32,150 --> 00:47:32,914
Don't, please don't do it!
942
00:47:32,939 --> 00:47:34,384
You're gonna be making
a left turn and whoa!
943
00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:35,919
And then a u-turn.
944
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,739
You can't just have
waves floating around.
945
00:47:37,764 --> 00:47:40,513
Alright okay, okay. Here's my,
here's my move. Go, go, go...
946
00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:44,027
Hey, that's my move.
947
00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:46,328
I call that the
"twist and dash."
948
00:47:47,631 --> 00:47:49,299
Yo, are you ready?
949
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:52,636
No, I'm searching for my
parents on the computer.
950
00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:55,906
It's called Facebook. People list
a bunch of useless information.
951
00:47:55,907 --> 00:47:58,976
Like this guy right here.
He's about to brush his teeth.
952
00:47:58,977 --> 00:48:00,676
Now he's done.
953
00:48:01,078 --> 00:48:02,546
I got a friend request.
954
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:03,981
Shit.
955
00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:06,250
From Nigeria?
956
00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:08,986
Maybe you have long lost
relatives in Nigeria.
957
00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:11,421
Well, he doesn't look
like anybody in my family
958
00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:12,422
alright, let's go.
959
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:13,822
Alright.
960
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:17,394
Do I have the wrong number?
961
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:18,528
What is this?
962
00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:20,898
Do I, do I know you guys?
963
00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:23,500
Hey, that look like
fucking Sanchez, doesn't it?
964
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:25,602
But older and uglier!
Yeah!
965
00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:29,406
I can hear you! They created a game
where you can put your family in!
966
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:33,277
I'm not a game. That's crazy, that's
better than pac man or asteroids!
967
00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:37,414
You see that? I'm not a
game, I'm on the Skype!
968
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,249
He's on planet Skype!
969
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,683
Where is this planet?
970
00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:43,287
We're on earth!
971
00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:45,322
What are your coordinates?
972
00:48:45,323 --> 00:48:46,990
Where the fuck is my daughter?
973
00:48:46,991 --> 00:48:49,226
He's on planet Skype and
his daughter's missing!
974
00:48:49,227 --> 00:48:50,360
Shit!
975
00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:53,497
My god, it's you two idiots.
976
00:48:53,498 --> 00:48:55,198
We're businessmen now.
977
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,199
Yep.
978
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,501
We're opening businesses.
979
00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:59,036
I thought you guys were dead.
980
00:48:59,037 --> 00:49:01,438
Anyway, good talking to you, dirty.
Do not disconnect me.
981
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,539
Bye, buddy.
982
00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:05,444
Cabrones! And it's gonna
be called the chili pot...
983
00:49:05,469 --> 00:49:07,420
and we're just
gonna serve chili.
984
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,046
Yes.
985
00:49:09,047 --> 00:49:10,213
Just chili.
986
00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:11,415
That's gonna pay the rent?
987
00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:13,317
20 bucks a bowl.
988
00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:14,418
For chili?
989
00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:17,220
Well, it has a
special ingredient.
990
00:49:17,221 --> 00:49:20,656
It has cannabis in it.
991
00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:25,662
No you're not.
Yes we are. It's our recipe.
992
00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:28,699
You are not selling
pot in my property.
993
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,567
No, no, sir, it's okay.
994
00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:33,203
Marijuana is legal now.
995
00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:35,372
So are titty bars, but
you're not going to open
996
00:49:35,373 --> 00:49:38,308
up one of them in
my building either.
997
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:42,112
Who would think thirty years later
there'd be still be racism in America?
998
00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:43,347
That had nothing to do with race.
Are you kidding me?
999
00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:46,316
The guy was white and
he was a landlord.
1000
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,652
Man, those confederate
types just don't like us.
1001
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,953
I don't think it had
anything to do with us.
1002
00:49:51,388 --> 00:49:53,190
It was the weed he didn't like.
1003
00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:57,882
Look, I say this time we try
it again, just like the bank,
1004
00:49:57,907 --> 00:50:00,228
but leave out the weed. Okay.
1005
00:50:00,231 --> 00:50:02,165
- Alright?
- Alright.
1006
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,534
Boom!
Dudes!
1007
00:50:04,535 --> 00:50:06,103
I don't think
we're gonna have to hide
1008
00:50:06,104 --> 00:50:07,237
that part about the weed.
1009
00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:11,108
Hey, so, everything's
included in the kitchen,
1010
00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:12,709
in the rent?
1011
00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:15,479
'Cause it looks perfect to
make chili with weed in it.
1012
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,447
Yeah, it's all included.
1013
00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:19,116
Chili with weed in it.
1014
00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:25,522
Right on, you know, I once
replaced my bong water with soup.
1015
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,722
Yeah.
1016
00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:31,061
Yeah, it was wild.
1017
00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:33,130
You know, we'll take it.
1018
00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:35,332
I don't know if I have
that bong anymore, man.
1019
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:37,467
- That was like, years ago.
- No, no, no...
1020
00:50:37,468 --> 00:50:40,504
The whole place. Rent...
1021
00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:42,305
Right, cool, yeah, right.
1022
00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:45,441
That'll be a $5000 deposit.
1023
00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:51,181
Hey, can you just,
hold it for us?
1024
00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:54,484
We're just waiting on the bank to
give us the money. No, no can do.
1025
00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:56,353
And just so you two know,
i got some other dudes
1026
00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:58,188
coming in here tomorrow
afternoon to check out the
1027
00:50:58,189 --> 00:50:59,589
place, so you know...
1028
00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,523
Peace out.
1029
00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:04,594
But peace though, really.
1030
00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:06,496
No, I mean it. Peace out.
1031
00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:08,464
I gotta get out of here.
1032
00:51:11,701 --> 00:51:13,370
That place was great.
1033
00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:17,107
You think the bank will give us a
loan while we're waiting on a loan?
1034
00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:18,542
It's worth it.
1035
00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,377
We could give it a shot.
1036
00:51:20,378 --> 00:51:23,380
Yo, I just realized my
grandparents used to put
1037
00:51:23,381 --> 00:51:27,584
away money for me every year, and I wasn't
allowed to touch it until I was 21.
1038
00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:29,119
Shit!
1039
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,488
You look like you
could pass for 21 now.
1040
00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,256
I think so.
1041
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,392
It's gotta be like over
$4000 in that account.
1042
00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:37,826
$4000?
1043
00:51:39,529 --> 00:51:44,101
Bro, with the combining
interest loans
1044
00:51:44,102 --> 00:51:47,737
buried in the dividends...
1045
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,706
That's thirty years?
1046
00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:53,176
That's gotta be like $400,000.
1047
00:51:53,177 --> 00:51:55,312
Yeah.
1048
00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:57,679
You just saved the day.
1049
00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:07,657
Guys, this is delicious.
1050
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,659
It's my mom's secret recipe.
1051
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:12,429
What we used to do is make
it all from scratch, then
1052
00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:13,797
we'd go to the store and
get some store-bought
1053
00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:16,333
chili, put it in there to
add a little flavor to it.
1054
00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,468
Wait, that's the secret recipe?
1055
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,471
Yeah, was, up until now.
1056
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,673
Did you know that Clark
gable ate chili the night
1057
00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:25,308
before he died?
1058
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,277
Where the hell'd you hear that?
On goggle.
1059
00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:28,545
On.. What?
1060
00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:32,449
On the computer, if you
look up, like, you can
1061
00:52:32,450 --> 00:52:34,518
stuff words in like
"chili, goggle," and then
1062
00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,319
- no no, no.
- Goggle...
1063
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,487
Google.
1064
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:40,390
Listen, I was, i
goggled last night.
1065
00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:43,793
Yeah, goggle sounds like a word. It's
Google. Yeah, g-o-o-g-l-e. Google.
1066
00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:47,197
Well people spell tomato
different ways too.
1067
00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:48,632
What the fuck is a Google?
1068
00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:51,695
W-Google. It's like a search engine.
You search stuff in it.
1069
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,670
I didn't look for
a mechanic, okay?
1070
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:55,238
I was looking for chili.
1071
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,539
Yeah, you wear goggles,
you don't wear googles.
1072
00:52:57,941 --> 00:52:59,676
Or you gotta wear
protective goggles, not
1073
00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:01,545
protective googles.
1074
00:53:01,546 --> 00:53:03,413
Y-but it, it's not
spelled "goggles."
1075
00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:05,415
You don't get drunk and have beer
googles you have beer goggles.
1076
00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:07,684
They're not googgles. They're
not for your eyes.
1077
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:10,220
It's Google, like g-o-o-g-l-e.
Then what is it for?
1078
00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:13,523
- For searching for stuff!
- And what do you search with?
1079
00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:15,392
Your eyes.
Checkmate, mother fucker.
1080
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:18,828
What's the matter?
What happened?
1081
00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:22,766
I messed up my
arm at the bmx track.
1082
00:53:22,767 --> 00:53:23,800
- Bmx track?
- Yeah, agh.
1083
00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:26,236
Who went?
1084
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,205
All of us. It was fun.
1085
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:29,573
All of you?
1086
00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:30,974
What did I say about that?
1087
00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,542
Well you said you weren't
going to take me!
1088
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,578
These guys said they
would, so I said okay.
1089
00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:36,947
I wasn't going to take you
because it's dangerous.
1090
00:53:36,948 --> 00:53:38,548
It's not dangerous, it's bmx.
1091
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:40,381
It's fine. He got hurt!
He's old!
1092
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:42,452
Old people get hurt
doing anything.
1093
00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:44,509
Okay, I'll be alright.
You're not helping.
1094
00:53:44,534 --> 00:53:46,291
Look, no it's fine, mom.
We were fine.
1095
00:53:46,316 --> 00:53:49,793
We went, we had fun, we relaxed, we were,
we were wearing our pads and helmets.
1096
00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:51,261
- We were fine, right?
- Mhmm.
1097
00:53:51,262 --> 00:53:54,231
If it's so safe, why do you
have to wear pads and helmets?
1098
00:53:54,232 --> 00:53:56,233
My house, my rules.
1099
00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,567
You never let me
do anything fun!
1100
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,936
You got, you like, keep
me cooped up in the house
1101
00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:02,239
like I can't do anything,
like a fun-killer for
1102
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,306
crying out loud.
1103
00:54:03,307 --> 00:54:05,040
Hey!
1104
00:54:07,277 --> 00:54:09,913
What's with all the helmets
and pads nowadays anyway?
1105
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:12,015
Well that's what you do
now with dangerous things.
1106
00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:13,683
Everyone wears helmets and pads.
1107
00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,552
Back in the day, the only
people that wore helmets
1108
00:54:15,553 --> 00:54:18,020
and pads were retards and
women on their periods.
1109
00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:22,958
God, i-I'm raising
three children here.
1110
00:54:24,027 --> 00:54:26,228
I think she's on her
helmet right now.
1111
00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:30,467
Weber, correct.
1112
00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:31,935
Harris.
1113
00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:34,036
Can you just tell me
what my account is?
1114
00:54:36,473 --> 00:54:38,006
Alright, thank you.
1115
00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:42,479
Yo, I had $4,000
in that account.
1116
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,714
I had a quarter percent
interest over thirty years.
1117
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,516
I've got $4,400.
1118
00:54:46,517 --> 00:54:48,818
The landlord guy needs $5,000.
1119
00:54:48,819 --> 00:54:50,053
We're fucked.
1120
00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:51,955
You're gonna need
to sell the Van.
1121
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,291
I can't sell the Van, man.
That's my only Van!
1122
00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:56,393
It was your only Van.
1123
00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:57,827
Once we get the loan, we'll buy back the
Van. But in the meantime, we need the money.
1124
00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:01,593
But in the meantime, we need the money.
Who the fuck is that?
1125
00:55:01,618 --> 00:55:04,313
Who the fuck is that?
Why are you mocking me?
1126
00:55:04,338 --> 00:55:08,004
Why are you mocking me? It's
Brad's iPad, this thing, it's....
1127
00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:09,005
It's Brad's iPad...
It repeats everything you say.
1128
00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:11,875
It repeats everything you say.
I just said that.
1129
00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:14,344
I just said that.
1130
00:55:14,345 --> 00:55:16,880
Do you want to smoke?
Do you want to smoke?
1131
00:55:16,881 --> 00:55:18,315
Well clearly I do.
Well clearly I do.
1132
00:55:18,316 --> 00:55:23,353
Look, blow some weed into
it, blow weed into it.
1133
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,588
- Now, now what?
- Do you feel high?
1134
00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:27,923
Are you a high-pad?
Are you a high-pad?
1135
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,940
How much you get?
1136
00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:45,475
Seven hundred bucks.
1137
00:55:45,476 --> 00:55:46,843
The fuck?
1138
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:48,411
That's what I said.
1139
00:55:48,412 --> 00:55:51,748
Apparently the guy from
the list of Craig said
1140
00:55:51,749 --> 00:55:54,384
that's all he truck is
worth, because, you know,
1141
00:55:54,385 --> 00:55:57,120
vintage, and, you know,
cheetos everywhere.
1142
00:55:57,121 --> 00:56:00,674
I kind of trust him, too, because Craig wouldn't
put a list together of people he didn't trust.
1143
00:56:00,699 --> 00:56:01,858
Who the fuck is Craig?
1144
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:06,062
Some guy, he has a list of
everybody's shit, and they
1145
00:56:06,063 --> 00:56:08,064
just go to him to sell it.
1146
00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:09,866
Where do you find this
guy, does he have a store?
1147
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,902
I dunno, Craig,
he's on the um...
1148
00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:13,937
The Webber.
1149
00:56:13,938 --> 00:56:15,739
The world wide web.
1150
00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:17,040
That computer shit
we were lookin' at?
1151
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:19,909
Yeah, it was like
something about twitting?
1152
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:23,680
Apparently the people
who twit go to face...
1153
00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:26,783
I haven't figured it out
but Craig knows everybody.
1154
00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:29,853
You can get everything
from skis to a blow job.
1155
00:56:29,854 --> 00:56:32,287
Ooh, we should've
gotten blow jobs.
1156
00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:34,990
I gotta shit.
1157
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:38,595
Try to use the toilet this time.
Right.
1158
00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:40,530
- Hi.
- Hey.
1159
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:42,065
Hi. Does it look like
I'm flying?
1160
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:44,166
It does, superman.
1161
00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:46,835
I want to talk to you
about the other morning.
1162
00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:49,038
You were fine.
1163
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:52,542
No, I was wrong. You guys have gone
out of your way to include Brad.
1164
00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:53,910
And I appreciate it.
1165
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,579
And now you're letting him
help with the restaurant
1166
00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:59,783
stuff, and, it's very cool.
1167
00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:02,452
Interesting concept, by the way.
1168
00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:04,154
Concept?
1169
00:57:04,155 --> 00:57:05,655
What did he say?
1170
00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:08,758
Well, you're only going
to serve chili, right?
1171
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,093
That's all he said?
1172
00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:11,127
What else should he say?
1173
00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:13,630
Nothing.
Nope, nothing.
1174
00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:14,798
Dinner tonight?
1175
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:16,433
I forgot to tell you.
1176
00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:18,001
You don't have to
cook dinner tonight.
1177
00:57:18,002 --> 00:57:20,202
I'm going out with the girls.
1178
00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:23,606
Yeah.
Okay.
1179
00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:24,941
I'll see you later.
1180
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:26,808
No problem.
1181
00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:43,226
You guys should take me
bungee jumping this weekend.
1182
00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:45,862
What the fuck is bungee jumping?
1183
00:57:45,863 --> 00:57:48,031
I dunno.
Is that in your underwear?
1184
00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:49,666
What the fuck is bungee jumping?
1185
00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:51,701
You know, like when you jump off
a bridge with, like, a bungee.
1186
00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:54,671
Why do you say that like
we should know this shit?
1187
00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:57,173
Why would you do... Why would the
fuck you jump off a bridge?
1188
00:57:57,198 --> 00:57:58,007
'Cause it's fun.
1189
00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,509
You know that we're
not white, right?
1190
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,211
- Yes, exactly.
- That's not shit we would do.
1191
00:58:01,212 --> 00:58:04,013
Why the fuck would you
jump off a bridge?
1192
00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:05,814
I got to check with your mom.
1193
00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:07,750
I mean, you don't
have to tell her.
1194
00:58:07,751 --> 00:58:10,929
I promised i wouldn't let
you do any fuckin' dumb shit.
1195
00:58:10,954 --> 00:58:11,988
The fuck?
1196
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,089
It's bros before hoes.
1197
00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,757
Thank you.
1198
00:58:14,758 --> 00:58:16,324
Hello?
1199
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,129
Hey, it's the best bud guy.
Hey bud.
1200
00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:22,665
Bud.
How old is he?
1201
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:25,535
What, are you hitting'
on me, pervert?
1202
00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:28,538
I can't conduct business
if anyone around is underage.
1203
00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:30,874
You're conducting
business with us, boy.
1204
00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:33,275
Watch your god damn tone.
1205
00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:38,581
He's 21.
1206
00:58:38,582 --> 00:58:40,850
Listen here rockford
files, you take your case
1207
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,018
somewhere else.
1208
00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:44,286
His parents are midgets.
1209
00:58:45,088 --> 00:58:46,756
The keebler family.
1210
00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:49,192
That's keebler sutherland.
1211
00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,660
Keeble it to yourself.
1212
00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:53,796
If you have a good
girl, she's a keebler.
1213
00:58:53,797 --> 00:58:55,698
Selling chili with weed in it?
That's brilliant.
1214
00:58:55,699 --> 00:59:00,569
You guys are going to
need about ten flavors to start.
1215
00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:08,910
I got the super skunk, og kush,
white widow, blueberry kush...
1216
00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:11,681
Which one's the best?
1217
00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:13,849
All of this stuff is chronic.
1218
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:16,185
Then we'll take all of it.
1219
00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:19,122
And those free little
pens that come with it.
1220
00:59:19,123 --> 00:59:21,925
My friend, this is a vaporizer.
1221
00:59:21,926 --> 00:59:23,293
Watch that vaporizer.
1222
00:59:23,294 --> 00:59:28,998
Whoa, hey, I don't want to lose my friend.
Your laser...
1223
00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:31,034
The force is not with you!
1224
00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:35,871
It's not a star trek thing, guys. Just push
down on the button, inhale and try it out.
1225
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:41,077
In my mouth. These new designs,
they let you regulate the vapor
1226
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:43,578
density so you get more
hits per cartridge.
1227
00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:46,983
That's good stuff, hold on.
1228
00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:48,884
Smooth.
1229
00:59:49,152 --> 00:59:50,320
Hey, easy guys.
1230
00:59:50,321 --> 00:59:52,387
You barely have to hit it.
1231
00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:57,592
That's what she said.
1232
00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,296
I'm hitting it from the front.
1233
01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:04,167
Great thing about these
new models, vaporization
1234
01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:05,335
only happens when you inhale.
1235
01:00:05,336 --> 01:00:07,003
So, rule of thumb...
1236
01:00:07,004 --> 01:00:09,105
Use about maybe half
the weed that you would
1237
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,206
smoking in a joint.
1238
01:00:10,207 --> 01:00:11,708
Half?
1239
01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:14,043
And the high is stronger.
1240
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:22,017
Better high, less money,
and completely healthy.
1241
01:00:23,086 --> 01:00:26,254
I tell you what, I feel so
fucking healthy right now.
1242
01:00:27,924 --> 01:00:30,091
Fantastically healthy.
1243
01:00:33,196 --> 01:00:35,263
I think I'm doing mine wrong.
1244
01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:44,107
How could you be 47 and
do that without falling?
1245
01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:46,743
Age ain't nothin' but a number!
1246
01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,211
Okay, okay.
1247
01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:49,312
Are you ready?
1248
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,813
Well, I haven't done this in...
1249
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,215
I haven't done
this in years, so.
1250
01:00:52,216 --> 01:00:53,216
Okay...
1251
01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:54,217
- Woo!
- Whoa!
1252
01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:55,652
Don't trip.
1253
01:00:55,653 --> 01:00:57,052
Why you trippin', fool?
1254
01:00:59,123 --> 01:01:00,322
You've got it.
1255
01:01:01,257 --> 01:01:03,760
You've got it.
1256
01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:06,227
Pontiac or Toyota, who was that?
1257
01:01:16,239 --> 01:01:17,707
Hey guys.
1258
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:18,975
Hi.
1259
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:21,110
This place looks...
1260
01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:22,744
Fun.
1261
01:01:23,446 --> 01:01:25,448
What's this the donations jar?
1262
01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:27,984
That's for my
friend on Facebook.
1263
01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:30,153
The one from Nigeria.
1264
01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:31,454
Yes!
1265
01:01:31,455 --> 01:01:33,456
Yes! How'd you know? Nasim!
1266
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,692
Yeah, it's a scam.
1267
01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:39,527
That is exactly what
nasim said you would say.
1268
01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:41,831
It is a scam.
1269
01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:43,066
Yeah.
1270
01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:44,867
'Cause he knows it's a scam.
1271
01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:48,336
No, he needs a foot transplant.
1272
01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:51,441
Anyway, this is bullshit.
1273
01:01:51,442 --> 01:01:54,844
Let's get somebody to
help us paint, man.
1274
01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,345
We don't have any money left.
1275
01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:58,014
But we have weed.
1276
01:01:58,015 --> 01:02:00,115
Weed is currency.
1277
01:02:03,286 --> 01:02:05,221
Yo, next time we give
these guys the weed
1278
01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:06,723
after they paint.
1279
01:02:06,724 --> 01:02:08,291
Next time we pay 'em in cash.
1280
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:10,193
We don't have any
more cash, remember?
1281
01:02:10,194 --> 01:02:11,828
And we don't have any more weed.
1282
01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:11,828
What?
1283
01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:15,231
How the fuck are we gonna
make chili with weed in it
1284
01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:17,300
if we don't have any weed
to put in the chili?
1285
01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:19,802
I know. That's why I
called the best bud guy.
1286
01:02:19,803 --> 01:02:21,838
So, problem solved.
1287
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:23,473
Problem not solved.
1288
01:02:23,474 --> 01:02:25,208
We don't have any more money.
1289
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:26,541
What?
1290
01:02:27,844 --> 01:02:28,845
What?
1291
01:02:28,846 --> 01:02:30,980
You just now telling me this?
1292
01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:35,284
I just now told you just now.
Hello!
1293
01:02:35,285 --> 01:02:37,085
- Shit!
- Shit!
1294
01:02:40,022 --> 01:02:41,524
I have bad news.
1295
01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:43,059
Well, just tell me
the good news first.
1296
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:44,527
There is no good news.
1297
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:45,962
What do you mean
there's no good news?
1298
01:02:45,963 --> 01:02:48,531
Well, actually
there's good news for me.
1299
01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:50,533
I can't give you
gentlemen the loan.
1300
01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:52,068
But you said we had good credit.
1301
01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:54,270
I said it looks like you
have really good credit.
1302
01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,873
Turns out you don't have any credit at all.
Yeah, but...
1303
01:02:56,874 --> 01:03:00,009
Can't they look at it
like, we haven't missed a
1304
01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:01,944
payment in like three decades?
1305
01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:04,080
They could, but they
won't, because that's not
1306
01:03:04,081 --> 01:03:05,814
how it works.
1307
01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:08,818
Banks don't give loans to
people without credit.
1308
01:03:08,819 --> 01:03:12,054
So you brought your big
Wally-happy ass down here,
1309
01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:15,185
granola-eatin', folgers-coffee
drinkin', to tell us this shit?
1310
01:03:15,210 --> 01:03:16,526
Well, it wasn't a problem.
1311
01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:19,929
I had the afternoon free
since I didn't have to do
1312
01:03:19,930 --> 01:03:21,297
your paperwork.
1313
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,900
Well, I'm gonna go
get some frogurt.
1314
01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:25,401
Bye guys!
1315
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:27,136
What a frogin' asshole.
1316
01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:30,239
See, I told you.
Racism is still alive.
1317
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,274
Still alive!
We're fucked.
1318
01:03:31,275 --> 01:03:36,879
He can't give us a loan
because we ain't got no credit.
1319
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:41,984
Gentlemen! All I need is a signature
and a payment and we're all set.
1320
01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:45,220
Right, um, about
the payment thing.
1321
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,526
A funny thing happened
with the, you know how
1322
01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:52,028
business is, you know.
1323
01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:55,463
Got the signature,
but the payment...
1324
01:03:57,034 --> 01:03:58,367
Can I be straight?
1325
01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:02,570
There's been a..
Accounting error.
1326
01:04:03,306 --> 01:04:07,443
Yeah, so we're gonna
have to get this on...
1327
01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:08,578
Credit?
Credit?
1328
01:04:08,579 --> 01:04:11,614
Okay, let me explain to you
something about credit, alright?
1329
01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:15,614
I gave you credit in the first delivery.
Still haven't gotten payment for that.
1330
01:04:15,639 --> 01:04:18,588
So, when I get payment for
that, you get some more weed.
1331
01:04:18,589 --> 01:04:20,289
Look, man. Look around, okay?
1332
01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:22,191
We're just about to
open this place, right?
1333
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:25,615
We're gonna be busy, busy, making money,
chili, money, chili, weed, everything.
1334
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:29,599
We're gonna be successful, we're
gonna be your number one people.
1335
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,235
We're gonna be your...
1336
01:04:32,236 --> 01:04:34,237
Thing!
Economics.
1337
01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:37,039
Hold on, hold on,
let me handle this.
1338
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,543
Look, you're a businessman.
1339
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,511
I'm a businessman.
1340
01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:44,513
Business is how business is.
1341
01:04:44,514 --> 01:04:47,383
That's how this country was built.
Capiche?
1342
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:50,319
Pilgrims helped the Indians.
1343
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:53,556
The Indians helped the pilgrims.
1344
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:56,259
We're just asking for the
same deal the Indians got.
1345
01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:58,361
And not my Indians.
1346
01:04:58,362 --> 01:04:59,996
The other ones.
1347
01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:03,432
Okay, let me explain to you guys a little
something about the deal the Indians got.
1348
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:08,237
Pilgrims took their land, gave 'em
blankets covered in smallpox.
1349
01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:09,272
Allegedly.
1350
01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:11,073
Smallpox?
That's free.
1351
01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:12,475
Weed? Costs money.
1352
01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:14,443
No cash, no grass.
1353
01:05:14,444 --> 01:05:16,778
What are you, a
fuckin' poet now?
1354
01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:21,916
I don't need smallpox!
1355
01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:25,720
These people, these are
not good businesspeople.
1356
01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:31,594
Did you know that Bruce
Lee was actually born in
1357
01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,996
San Francisco?
1358
01:05:33,997 --> 01:05:36,098
I did know this.
1359
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:38,234
I can't believe i
messed up on counting.
1360
01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:39,435
I can, you were wasted.
1361
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,569
We're always wasted.
1362
01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:42,737
Maybe that's our problem.
1363
01:05:43,973 --> 01:05:47,063
You're gonna have to ask Debbie for
the money. Are you fucking crazy?
1364
01:05:47,088 --> 01:05:48,123
Yeah, picture that.
1365
01:05:48,148 --> 01:05:50,146
"Hey Deb, can I borrow a
few thousand bucks so I
1366
01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:51,614
can buy some weed?"
1367
01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,950
Yeah. She'll lose her shit and
kick us out of her place.
1368
01:05:53,951 --> 01:05:56,252
We'll end up homeless. Tell
her it's for something else!
1369
01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:57,919
I can't lie to her.
1370
01:05:59,221 --> 01:06:02,457
You been lying this whole time!
Yeah, well i don't like it.
1371
01:06:02,725 --> 01:06:05,061
Listen, she's against weed.
1372
01:06:05,062 --> 01:06:07,430
You don't have a future, okay?
1373
01:06:07,431 --> 01:06:09,298
She's our last hope.
1374
01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:12,735
Roll the dice, man.
Hey guys.
1375
01:06:12,736 --> 01:06:13,970
Debbie!
1376
01:06:13,971 --> 01:06:15,304
- Hey!
- Hey, hello.
1377
01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:16,572
Speaking of nice shirts.
1378
01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:19,408
- Hi!
- Hey!
1379
01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:21,310
So, what are you doing here?
1380
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,445
I took off work early.
1381
01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:23,713
Brad told me you'd be here.
1382
01:06:23,714 --> 01:06:25,081
Cool, Brad told her.
Look at that.
1383
01:06:25,082 --> 01:06:29,484
Well, I told Brad that i
would take him skydiving.
1384
01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:31,287
Alright.
1385
01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:32,621
Off to the gym.
1386
01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:34,290
You guys have fun.
1387
01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,158
Okay, well...
1388
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,060
Look at you, skipping work?
1389
01:06:38,061 --> 01:06:39,061
Sit down.
1390
01:06:39,062 --> 01:06:40,563
It's a beautiful day.
Let's go for a walk.
1391
01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:41,564
Alright.
1392
01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:50,673
So, you just...
1393
01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,743
Took the day off work today?
Just like that? Just like that.
1394
01:06:53,744 --> 01:06:57,265
I mean, a few weeks ago i
would've never considered that,
1395
01:06:57,290 --> 01:06:59,115
but if my boss gets annoyed...
1396
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:01,650
So what, right?
I guess.
1397
01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:03,419
What changed?
1398
01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:06,655
I dunno, I just feel like
i haven't been living my life.
1399
01:07:06,656 --> 01:07:09,525
Forgot how to have fun
along the way, know what I mean?
1400
01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:10,593
I do.
1401
01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:12,628
I do know what you mean.
1402
01:07:12,629 --> 01:07:14,030
You have a lot do with that.
I do?
1403
01:07:14,031 --> 01:07:16,799
I'm the reason you
played hooky today?
1404
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,703
Yes! I mean look at you, you
don't worry about anything.
1405
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,405
So you think I don't
have any worries?
1406
01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:24,539
What do you have to worry about?
1407
01:07:27,643 --> 01:07:30,379
Okay. Your secrets again.
1408
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:33,215
We didn't have enough
money to finish the restaurant.
1409
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,384
Can't you get a loan?
Well...
1410
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:38,621
Pelican point bank was
going to give us a loan,
1411
01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:41,690
but then, we don't have
any credit, so no.
1412
01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:43,225
Well, you know what?
1413
01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,594
There are other banks.
1414
01:07:45,595 --> 01:07:47,630
Well, where're you going?
1415
01:07:47,631 --> 01:07:48,631
Woop, woop!
1416
01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:50,399
Wait, now you want to dance?
1417
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,066
I want to talk!
1418
01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:56,123
You're afraid that she's not going to
accept you because you're a pothead
1419
01:07:56,148 --> 01:07:57,540
and in my book, that's chicken.
1420
01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,742
Okay, number one,
I'm not a chicken...
1421
01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:02,244
Guys. I got you the loan!
1422
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,613
- Haaa!
- What?
1423
01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:06,582
My friend Julie works at
the pelican point bank.
1424
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,384
She spoke with the
original loan officer, and
1425
01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:10,719
he still likes your idea.
1426
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,688
No, they already said no
and we don't have any
1427
01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:13,689
credit anyways.
1428
01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:15,224
I'm gonna co-sign!
1429
01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:16,625
God, no.
1430
01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:18,227
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- No, no, no.
1431
01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:19,594
Your credit is no
longer an issue.
1432
01:08:19,619 --> 01:08:22,832
All you have to do is go in, give your
little presentation and you're all set.
1433
01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:24,467
I am so excited for you!
1434
01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:25,835
Me too!
1435
01:08:25,836 --> 01:08:27,636
Pow!
1436
01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:30,004
I love it when
Debbie gets excited.
1437
01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:32,575
Well that went well.
1438
01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:34,343
No the fuck it didn't!
1439
01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:37,179
She thinks we're opening up a
normal restaurant. We are!
1440
01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:40,116
I gotta get her to cancel.
No! Whoa!
1441
01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:42,784
I can't have her sign
this shit under false pretenses.
1442
01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:45,720
Deb?
1443
01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,324
Debbie, I...
1444
01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:52,194
Hoo, I...
My...
1445
01:08:52,195 --> 01:08:54,263
G- good god.
1446
01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:56,765
Um, d... Deb.
1447
01:08:56,766 --> 01:08:59,735
Debbie Deb Deb, dooby dub da...
1448
01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:01,904
God damn, you look fantastic.
1449
01:09:01,905 --> 01:09:06,175
I just gotta...
1450
01:09:06,176 --> 01:09:09,712
I just want to talk to
you about something real quick.
1451
01:09:09,713 --> 01:09:14,483
I t-tits, talk, toody,
tit-tot-tot-too-dot tits, talk.
1452
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:17,486
Jesus Christ, I wanted to
tell you your tits have
1453
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:20,289
dropped perfectly
over the years.
1454
01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:21,557
I, um...
1455
01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:23,726
I haven't seen, s...
1456
01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:26,795
These, or anything this...
1457
01:09:26,796 --> 01:09:28,430
Shade.
1458
01:09:28,431 --> 01:09:32,334
I was with Reeves for a
long time, and this is
1459
01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:33,903
far better than I...
1460
01:09:33,904 --> 01:09:37,472
We really need to work
on your compliments.
1461
01:09:47,950 --> 01:09:49,618
Debbie?
1462
01:09:49,619 --> 01:09:50,920
Deb?
1463
01:09:50,921 --> 01:09:52,721
Debbie?
1464
01:09:52,722 --> 01:09:54,755
For fuck's sakes.
1465
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,596
Yo, where's Debbie?
1466
01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:02,230
You didn't tell her, did you?
1467
01:10:03,232 --> 01:10:06,435
I tried
to, but she wanted to fuck,
1468
01:10:06,436 --> 01:10:08,771
and I didn't want to be rude.
1469
01:10:08,772 --> 01:10:10,940
She showed up naked and i
showed up with a boner.
1470
01:10:10,941 --> 01:10:14,075
Well, she left you
a little message.
1471
01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:17,313
Sorry I can't be at
the bank with you.
1472
01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:18,647
Good luck today.
1473
01:10:18,648 --> 01:10:20,681
Fuck.
1474
01:10:21,283 --> 01:10:22,451
I gotta call her, dude.
1475
01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:23,452
And tell her what?
1476
01:10:23,453 --> 01:10:24,486
The truth.
The truth?
1477
01:10:24,487 --> 01:10:26,722
Look, you gonna sabotage us.
1478
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:29,491
I'm not trying to sabotage, I mean,
she put up too much fucking money.
1479
01:10:29,492 --> 01:10:32,059
Trust me.
Let me call her real quick.
1480
01:10:37,466 --> 01:10:38,734
Fucking voicemail!
1481
01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:39,868
Good.
1482
01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:41,270
We gotta cancel this meeting.
1483
01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:42,571
Listen, this is all I have.
1484
01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:43,848
I sold my Van.
I have nothing!
1485
01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:45,155
I don't want to fuck her over
1486
01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:47,676
and I don't want to fuck you
over, you're my best friend.
1487
01:10:47,677 --> 01:10:49,678
But we gotta tell somebody
the truth somewhere.
1488
01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:51,679
We gotta figure something out.
1489
01:10:52,681 --> 01:10:53,749
Wait a minute.
1490
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,584
I might have something.
1491
01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:59,021
There's this thing on
here called powerpoint.
1492
01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:03,025
With a few adjustments,
and some editing
1493
01:11:03,026 --> 01:11:04,827
cut-pastes...
1494
01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:05,861
Can I ask you something?
1495
01:11:05,862 --> 01:11:08,931
How the fuck'd you get
so good on the computer?
1496
01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:11,433
Mrs. hunt's typing class.
1497
01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:13,669
Damn, I should've
paid attention.
1498
01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:15,804
I kept staring at Mrs. hunt's...
1499
01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:17,305
Legs.
1500
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:21,842
I got it.
1501
01:11:35,891 --> 01:11:38,594
I really wish Debbie would've
called me back this morning.
1502
01:11:38,595 --> 01:11:40,429
It's actually better like this.
1503
01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:43,965
Once she sees we've turned
around these stiff types,
1504
01:11:44,533 --> 01:11:46,535
she'll be ready
to jump on board.
1505
01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:48,003
Shall we begin the presentation?
1506
01:11:48,004 --> 01:11:50,304
We're not ready just yet.
1507
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,976
God, this chili is god damn...
1508
01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:55,744
It's good!
1509
01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:57,479
You spiked it!
1510
01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:00,549
I put a little product in it.
1511
01:12:00,550 --> 01:12:01,784
How much?
1512
01:12:01,785 --> 01:12:05,054
Enough to get the loan.
1513
01:12:05,055 --> 01:12:06,322
Yummy!
1514
01:12:06,323 --> 01:12:07,423
Can I have some more?
1515
01:12:07,424 --> 01:12:11,026
Ye... You, here, certainly can.
Heh, thank you.
1516
01:12:11,027 --> 01:12:15,531
I- i see you gentlemen
have a loan guarantor,
1517
01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:17,533
Ms. Sanchez?
1518
01:12:17,534 --> 01:12:19,902
She can't be here
today, but she's ready to
1519
01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:22,004
sign the papers upon
the bank's approval?
1520
01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:23,906
Do we have any bigger spoons?
1521
01:12:23,907 --> 01:12:27,942
Okay, time for the presentation.
1522
01:12:29,044 --> 01:12:31,046
This is our projected income.
Yep.
1523
01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:33,782
- These are beans...
- Hold on. Go back a slide.
1524
01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:39,421
Do you have any actual numbers
for your projected profit?
1525
01:12:39,422 --> 01:12:40,723
No.
1526
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:42,958
But it will look like
this, the money.
1527
01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,960
- We'll stack it better.
- Yeah.
1528
01:12:44,961 --> 01:12:47,782
These are some of
the ingredients.
1529
01:12:47,807 --> 01:12:52,699
Mainly beans, tomatoes, this is
Greg, he's a cow corn. Corn.
1530
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:54,503
- Onions...
- Whoa whoa whoa.
1531
01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:57,606
Stop the clock,
go back a slide or two.
1532
01:12:57,607 --> 01:12:59,475
- The, the corn?
- No, just one more, one more.
1533
01:12:59,476 --> 01:13:00,809
Greg.
1534
01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:01,977
Forward.
1535
01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:02,978
Go forward one slide.
1536
01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:03,979
- Th-this one?
- Back.
1537
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,079
Back, back back back!
1538
01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,449
I'm sorry, is that...
1539
01:13:07,450 --> 01:13:08,784
Is that marijuana?
1540
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:10,419
It's...
1541
01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:13,455
Legal cannabis?
1542
01:13:13,456 --> 01:13:14,656
Alright, can we get
the lights back on?
1543
01:13:14,657 --> 01:13:15,758
- No, no, no!
- Sir, sir!
1544
01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:18,026
Let me understand
something here.
1545
01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:23,966
You're gonna sell chili that
has marijuana in it? Yes!
1546
01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:27,703
That's why it's
called the chili pot.
1547
01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:29,405
Chili.
1548
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:31,006
Pot.
1549
01:13:31,007 --> 01:13:32,040
Chili pot.
1550
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,809
Alright, I think
we can stop here.
1551
01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:37,446
A pot restaurant is not
the sort of establishment
1552
01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:40,849
that our bank can support.
1553
01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:42,451
It would be bad for our image.
1554
01:13:42,452 --> 01:13:44,420
Actually, I was going
to address that.
1555
01:13:44,421 --> 01:13:45,554
Can we continue?
1556
01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:46,855
I really don't see the point.
1557
01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:47,923
Please.
1558
01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:49,757
There's more chili.
1559
01:13:50,193 --> 01:13:51,560
Please, there's lots of it.
Okay, alright.
1560
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:53,896
Alright, go for it, go for it.
1561
01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:57,032
Just... that's
very full, alright.
1562
01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:59,635
Weed has been a part
1563
01:13:59,636 --> 01:14:02,538
of our history and our fabric.
1564
01:14:02,539 --> 01:14:04,773
When Washington was
crossing the Delaware, do
1565
01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:06,642
you think he was sober?
1566
01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:08,544
I mean, who stands up in a boat?
1567
01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:09,611
A high man.
1568
01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:12,915
George Washington, weed smoker.
Ben Franklin.
1569
01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:16,485
Do you think that "hey,
let's go fly a kite in the"
1570
01:14:16,486 --> 01:14:19,588
middle of a storm"
was a sober idea?
1571
01:14:19,589 --> 01:14:22,423
That's where the term
"high as a kite" comes from.
1572
01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:26,028
Ben Franklin, bong owner.
1573
01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:28,162
There's his supplier.
1574
01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:29,998
Cancer!
1575
01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,500
The big c.
1576
01:14:31,501 --> 01:14:33,135
Many people in
this town have it.
1577
01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:35,604
And are going to
die from it soon.
1578
01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:39,809
Shouldn't they have access to something
that's going to make the time pass slower?
1579
01:14:39,834 --> 01:14:41,210
Weed does that.
1580
01:14:41,211 --> 01:14:45,080
Picture thousands of
tombstones that read:
1581
01:14:45,081 --> 01:14:49,017
"My death was not quick,
thanks to pelican point bank."
1582
01:14:49,018 --> 01:14:51,886
Marijuana: Gateway drug, right?
1583
01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:54,923
Wrong!
1584
01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:59,995
Marijuana is a
gateway to pancakes.
1585
01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,630
Cinnabon.
1586
01:15:01,631 --> 01:15:04,032
Anything ending in - ito.
1587
01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:07,970
Fritos, doritos,
cheetos, burritos.
1588
01:15:07,971 --> 01:15:11,073
Hundreds of foods that may
not be palatable to the
1589
01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:12,741
normal tastebud.
1590
01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:15,143
But to somebody on
marijuana, delicious.
1591
01:15:15,144 --> 01:15:18,146
And they go out hunting
for it night after night.
1592
01:15:18,147 --> 01:15:23,085
Pelican point bank:
Economy stimulator.
1593
01:15:23,086 --> 01:15:27,556
Marijuana is not only
embraced by the outcast now.
1594
01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:29,224
It is mainstream.
1595
01:15:29,225 --> 01:15:32,861
Some former potheads and
current are doing very
1596
01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:35,964
well for themselves right now.
1597
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,633
Woody Harrelson.
1598
01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:38,901
Sean penn.
1599
01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:40,536
Snoop dogg.
I thought you couldn't make it.
1600
01:15:40,537 --> 01:15:44,072
- My meeting got out early
- cheech & Chong.
1601
01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:46,008
Merle haggard.
1602
01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:47,643
Bill Clinton.
1603
01:15:47,644 --> 01:15:50,311
You didn't tell me it was
a marijuana restaurant.
1604
01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:53,549
What?
1605
01:15:53,550 --> 01:15:58,287
Barack Obama, the
commander in chief.
1606
01:15:58,288 --> 01:16:00,022
God bless this conference room,
1607
01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:03,390
and god bless America.
1608
01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:15,771
Debbie!
Debbie!
1609
01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:17,072
I was gonna tell you.
1610
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:19,641
When?
When were you gonna tell me?
1611
01:16:19,642 --> 01:16:22,209
After I co-signed the loan?
1612
01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:24,012
I, um...
1613
01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:25,180
I know this looks bad.
1614
01:16:25,181 --> 01:16:26,682
My god.
1615
01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:29,217
You've been lying to
me this whole time.
1616
01:16:29,218 --> 01:16:30,608
I trusted you around my son.
1617
01:16:30,633 --> 01:16:33,288
I don't know what to say.
How about "I'm sorry."
1618
01:16:33,289 --> 01:16:36,758
I'm sorry I didn't realize
how my actions would
1619
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:38,060
"affect people."
1620
01:16:38,061 --> 01:16:39,270
How about this one?
1621
01:16:39,295 --> 01:16:42,898
"I'm sorry you found weed in
Brad's backpack this morning."
1622
01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:44,598
Yeah, I did.
1623
01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:46,835
- Listen...
- No, I'm done listening to you.
1624
01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:49,237
You're a fucking
irresponsible man-child.
1625
01:16:49,238 --> 01:16:51,640
You suck me in, you make
me think I can live this
1626
01:16:51,641 --> 01:16:54,309
carefree day-to-day life,
but you forgot to tell me
1627
01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:56,144
the secret.
1628
01:16:56,145 --> 01:17:00,182
It only works if
you don't grow up.
1629
01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:01,984
But you wouldn't realize that.
1630
01:17:01,985 --> 01:17:05,352
You didn't think that through,
because that takes reflection.
1631
01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:10,692
You know what really hurts?
1632
01:17:10,693 --> 01:17:44,860
I started to believe
in us again.
1633
01:17:44,861 --> 01:17:47,729
- Hey.
- Did you get the loan?
1634
01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:49,131
No.
1635
01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:51,667
I left a note for
your mom inside.
1636
01:17:51,668 --> 01:17:54,134
W- wait, you're leaving?
1637
01:17:54,870 --> 01:17:57,404
Your mom found out
about the restaurant.
1638
01:17:58,073 --> 01:17:59,941
She's pissed.
1639
01:17:59,942 --> 01:18:01,743
Says we're bad role models.
1640
01:18:01,744 --> 01:18:02,844
She said that?
1641
01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,312
She's right.
1642
01:18:04,313 --> 01:18:06,314
We're fuckin' idiots.
1643
01:18:06,315 --> 01:18:09,251
And do yourself a favor and stop
hiding your weed in your backpack.
1644
01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:10,452
She went through my stuff?
1645
01:18:10,453 --> 01:18:12,220
Are you kidding me?
1646
01:18:12,221 --> 01:18:13,388
God.
1647
01:18:13,389 --> 01:18:14,890
That's what the note's about.
1648
01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:18,393
I told her the weed was mine, that I put it
in there, you didn't know anything about it.
1649
01:18:18,394 --> 01:18:19,680
So you're good.
No, no, no, no.
1650
01:18:19,705 --> 01:18:22,130
You can't say that, because,
you gotta go get that note.
1651
01:18:22,131 --> 01:18:24,800
Because if you say that, she's not
gonna let you guys come back.
1652
01:18:24,801 --> 01:18:25,801
It's too late, buddy.
1653
01:18:25,802 --> 01:18:27,369
No, this is bullshit, man!
1654
01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:30,405
I was smoking weed long before you
guys ever showed up, alright?
1655
01:18:30,406 --> 01:18:32,974
This is my fault. I'll take the rap,
I'll tell her the honest truth.
1656
01:18:32,975 --> 01:18:35,377
It'll be fine.
She'll let you guys stay, okay?
1657
01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:38,280
Listen, when you get
older you'll understand.
1658
01:18:38,281 --> 01:18:40,749
Right now, just, things
aren't as clear-cut as
1659
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,784
they seem.
1660
01:18:42,785 --> 01:18:46,787
Besides, what's really important is your mom
believes in your innocence rather than mine.
1661
01:18:47,355 --> 01:18:49,656
Here's the key.
1662
01:19:00,802 --> 01:19:04,104
Yo, this shit was way
easier to do 30 years ago.
1663
01:19:07,142 --> 01:19:08,709
Woof.
1664
01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:11,612
Still mad at me?
1665
01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:14,816
Dude, I can't believe
you left me, man.
1666
01:19:14,817 --> 01:19:18,152
It would've worked if you
just waited a couple of seconds.
1667
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,287
Look, man.
1668
01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:23,358
I had to do something.
1669
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:26,228
There'll be other banks,
but there's only one Debbie.
1670
01:19:26,229 --> 01:19:28,797
I had to take a shot.
1671
01:19:28,798 --> 01:19:33,133
If it makes you feel any
better, I lost her too.
1672
01:19:36,304 --> 01:19:39,073
Does make me feel
a little better.
1673
01:19:39,474 --> 01:19:42,476
I didn't want to lose
my best friend as well.
1674
01:19:44,513 --> 01:19:46,580
Just love me, man.
1675
01:19:47,115 --> 01:19:49,183
- Stop.
- Won't you hug me?
1676
01:19:49,384 --> 01:19:52,320
We slept together for 30
years, you won't hug me now?
1677
01:19:52,321 --> 01:19:54,556
Stop! You're making a pbs
moment, man!
1678
01:19:54,557 --> 01:19:56,390
I'm not inside you!
1679
01:19:57,894 --> 01:19:59,895
- Damn it.
- Holy shit!
1680
01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:01,963
- What?
- Look at that!
1681
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:04,366
What?
Right there, where the light is!
1682
01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:06,067
You mean all that
weed by the tree?
1683
01:20:06,068 --> 01:20:07,435
Shit!
1684
01:20:07,436 --> 01:20:09,870
Weed never used to
grow there before.
1685
01:20:10,405 --> 01:20:13,208
Maybe the bird droppings
have been dropping on the
1686
01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,210
tree acting as fertilizer.
1687
01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:17,813
No, there used to
be trees there.
1688
01:20:17,814 --> 01:20:19,514
Now the sun can get
through, and it's
1689
01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:22,083
reflecting off the rock and...
1690
01:20:22,084 --> 01:20:23,919
Growing takes reflection!
1691
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,387
Three times three is eight!
Debbie said it to me.
1692
01:20:25,388 --> 01:20:28,290
I didn't know what the
fuck she was talking about.
1693
01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:30,559
I don't know what the
fuck you talking about.
1694
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,220
Because there's no trees
there, the sunlight can get
1695
01:20:33,245 --> 01:20:36,131
through, it reflects off the
rock, and it feeds the weed.
1696
01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:40,367
If we clear all these trees away
on the side of this hill...
1697
01:20:41,136 --> 01:20:42,137
With all that light...
1698
01:20:42,138 --> 01:20:44,439
We won't need a loan!
Exactly.
1699
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:47,275
More weed! Shit!
1700
01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,909
We'll be weed farmers!
1701
01:20:49,979 --> 01:20:51,845
We gonna be rich!
1702
01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:14,935
Alright, just put
that on your table sir.
1703
01:21:15,470 --> 01:21:17,138
We need a chili thai kush
and a Maui wow-y pineapple.
1704
01:21:17,139 --> 01:21:20,909
We're out of all that,
can you pass it through.
1705
01:21:20,910 --> 01:21:22,477
Okay, well...
1706
01:21:22,478 --> 01:21:24,344
I'll let him know.
1707
01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:30,318
- Hey.
- Hi.
1708
01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:31,453
Yep, this is it.
1709
01:21:31,454 --> 01:21:32,654
Yes, this is it.
1710
01:21:32,655 --> 01:21:34,454
This is it.
1711
01:21:35,291 --> 01:21:37,492
It's... you have artwork, too.
1712
01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,361
Yeah, it was Reeves' idea.
1713
01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:42,130
It's it's interesting.
1714
01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:46,134
This is the, the angel
covered in, angel of flies.
1715
01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:47,668
Lord of the flies.
1716
01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:52,941
'Cause he's like, brown,
just a, piece of shit, but
1717
01:21:52,942 --> 01:21:54,342
he's covered in flies.
1718
01:21:54,343 --> 01:21:57,611
Okay, so, um, can we
sit down for a minute?
1719
01:22:00,682 --> 01:22:03,084
Need any avon?
1720
01:22:03,085 --> 01:22:05,485
How's my favorite client.
1721
01:22:06,187 --> 01:22:07,689
W- what are you doing here?
1722
01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:11,459
Remember how I knew
a guy who knew a guy?
1723
01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:14,528
Turns out he knows a guy.
1724
01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,333
It's primo shit.
1725
01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:26,626
What's your price?
1726
01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:39,525
Surprised to see you here.
1727
01:22:39,549 --> 01:22:41,724
I know how much you don't like chili.
Ha! Just kidding.
1728
01:22:41,725 --> 01:22:44,505
It's weed. I know that
you're against weed.
1729
01:22:44,506 --> 01:22:49,431
Well, you know, I just want to keep
it away from Brad as long as possible.
1730
01:22:49,432 --> 01:22:51,099
I want to keep him innocent.
1731
01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:53,033
That's what mom's do.
1732
01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:59,474
Um, tomorrow night there
is an old school concert.
1733
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,276
You want to go with me?
1734
01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:03,044
You mean you and, you and me?
1735
01:23:03,045 --> 01:23:03,712
- Yeah.
- Together?
1736
01:23:03,713 --> 01:23:05,246
Yeah.
1737
01:23:05,247 --> 01:23:07,047
Yeah. Please.
1738
01:23:07,682 --> 01:23:10,518
Does that mean, you forgive me?
1739
01:23:10,519 --> 01:23:11,586
Well...
1740
01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:13,188
Baby steps.
1741
01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:14,222
You know why? Why?
1742
01:23:14,223 --> 01:23:17,092
'Cause of what you did for Brad.
1743
01:23:17,093 --> 01:23:20,280
I know you covered up for him
about that weed in his backpack
1744
01:23:20,305 --> 01:23:23,352
and I know that you've been
helping him with his schoolwork
1745
01:23:23,377 --> 01:23:26,501
for the past few months and he's
been doing great. Thank you.
1746
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:30,171
I think you can thank
yourself a little bit too.
1747
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:32,407
It was a selfless act.
1748
01:23:32,408 --> 01:23:35,510
- I did a selfless act?
- Yes.
1749
01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:37,744
Yeah, I know, i-i
did that on purpose.
1750
01:23:38,681 --> 01:23:40,715
I'm really good
at being selfless.
1751
01:23:40,716 --> 01:23:43,650
Here's another selfless
act I'd like to do.
1752
01:23:45,787 --> 01:23:47,322
No, that was selfish.
1753
01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:48,690
No, it was definitely
not shellfish.
1754
01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:50,058
That was mint.
1755
01:23:52,294 --> 01:23:54,629
That was not selfish.
You know how I know?
1756
01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:56,663
'Cause it made you smile.
1757
01:23:57,732 --> 01:23:59,466
Come here.
1758
01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,341
Want to get out of here?
1759
01:24:06,342 --> 01:24:08,109
Yes, please.
1760
01:24:08,110 --> 01:24:09,743
Yes I do.
1761
01:24:11,146 --> 01:24:13,148
Just let me go tell Reeves
that I'm leaving, okay?
1762
01:24:13,149 --> 01:24:14,182
Okay.
1763
01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:16,083
Reeves?
1764
01:24:17,252 --> 01:24:18,720
No, more, more!
1765
01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:20,688
Yeah, right there! Right there!
1766
01:24:20,689 --> 01:24:21,922
Joe?
1767
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:26,360
Reeves?
1768
01:24:27,662 --> 01:24:29,629
Don't you stop, don't you stop!
1769
01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:34,134
Yeah.
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