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Hot, hot, hot! Ow, sun, sun.
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Oh, no.
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Okay, then. On your marks.
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It's not unusual to be
loved by anyone
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It's not unusual to have
fun with anyone
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If you should ever want
to be loved by anyone
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It's not unusual to find
that I'm in love with you
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... pathetic.
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I'm just a bat, myself.
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Stop it.
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I am the Prince of Darkness.
I do not do cuddly!
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... right there in front of everybody,
"Keep the car, it'll be worth it"...
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I'm sorry.
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No, not worth it to "ow".
Worth it to get rid of her.
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Quiet! What is that noise?
Do you hear that?
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Oh, it's me.
It's my pocket vibrating.
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Hello?
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Er, hello?
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Oh, hi. I want your teeth.
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Excuse me?
- Your fake vampire teeth. You see...
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... I've been looking everywhere.
You are my last hope.
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I can assure you, madam,
I may be getting on in years...
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... but my teeth
are very much my own.
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This is 'Vampires R Us'?
The costume store?
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This is Dracula.
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Who?
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Dracula.
The Prince of Darkness.
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No? The Bat Out Of Hell.
The Scourge of Transylvania.
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King of bats.
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Okay... Dracula.
I'm hanging up now.
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Stop! No, please don't hang up.
Please.
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Er, why not?
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It's,...
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... it's just so nice to finally have
someone to talk to.
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Are you lonely?
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So, so very lonely.
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Well, we could chat some more
if you want?
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I would like that very much.
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What's your name,
fair maiden?
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Emma. Emma Wishbone.
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Well, Emma Wishbone, maybe...
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... it was fate itself
that brought us together.
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Are you alright?
I'm sorry, that was lame.
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Hello? Hello, Emma?!
- Oh, come back!
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Hello? I can barely hear you.
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Great. Now I get to buy a
new phone I can't afford.
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Off, you stupid thing!
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Emma Wishbone
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Renfield!
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Find me Emma Wishbone.
And I will make her my wife.
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And bring in my washing.
I think it's going to rain.
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Do you know what today is not,
Cheyenne?
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Your day?
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Precisely.
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Darling, you say that every day.
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Yes, but today, instead of calling a
costume store, I ended up talking to Dracula.
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And because of that,
my phone fell into the drain.
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Who did you speak to?
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Just some weirdo.
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Why do these things keep happening?
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Let me relax you with a massage.
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It's as if there's a curse
on this entire family.
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Max is having a hard time at school
and the shop is in decline.
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Max, show us your experiment.
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Fellow classmates, I present you -
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the Solar System.
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Our group of planets
orbit the magnificent Sun.
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It burns at
27 million degrees Fahrenheit.
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But one day, in around
five billion years time,...
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... the Sun will start to cool
and the Earth will be plunged...
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... into a deadly ice age.
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The whole planet will be covered with ice.
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And all life will end.
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Any questions?
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Yeah. How do you wanna die?
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My daughter Fay...
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... desperately wants to be
a grown-up.
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"I'm the only one for you"
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"Because I only love me
I only love me"
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Fay, if you fancy this guy so much,
why not talk to him?
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He only goes for model material.
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"I only love me on my own."
- That is just so cool. - Awesome.
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Is it something new of yours?
- Yes...
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You're really pretty, Fay. - Sure.
Didn't you see my last magazine cover?
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Well then, see you tonight,
ladies.
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Oh, no, Sheila,
he's coming over here.
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So you smile then say 'Hi'.
- That's way too complicated.
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No, all you need is a push.
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Well that's one way of meeting.
What's your name?
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Er, Girdl.
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You're called Girdl?
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Flmm.
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Flmm?
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Flam.
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Okay, Flam.
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Do you feel like
getting off me now?
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Oh, Fay. - Yeah, sure.
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Earth to Fay.
- We're looking for...
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... some pretty girls for our new video.
And we're shooting it tonight.
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So?
- So, you're a pretty girl.
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I am?
- See you tonight.
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Flam.
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He thinks I'm pretty.
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Isn't that your brother over there?
- Brother? Who?
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Oi, get back here, you geek!
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And Frank,
Frank is never home.
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Wishbone, I want these
loan applications by tomorrow.
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But I wanted to be home on
time today to see my family.
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You love your family?
- Yeah, of course.
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Then avoid getting fired!
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Leaving them with absolutely
nothing to eat.
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What is that?
- Stress gives me wind.
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Sorry, guys.
- Come on, Frank!
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Smells like something crawled
inside you and died.
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And now I can't even find
vampire teeth for my costume.
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I just wanted us to do
something as a family again.
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We used to have so much fun.
Dressing up, going to parties.
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Look what I've found.
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Where did you get them?
- Charity shop.
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Used teeth.
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Just one careful owner.
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What's wrong? - I just wish
we had a party to go to.
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You mean like this?
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Monster Costume Party.
- Wow.
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Cheyenne, this is perfect!
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My family will love it!
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When was the last time
we did something fun together?
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Don't know, don't care.
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One year, nine months
and 23 days ago.
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So we've got some
catching up to do.
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I've got to get ready for my date.
And I need to catch up on cold fusion.
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I've got work to do.
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But I've already made
the costumes, see?
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My baby don't care for rings
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Or other expensive things
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My baby just cares...
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for me
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My baby just cares for me
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My dear old friend, what would you say
if I offered you your freedom?
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Release me?
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If you can still perform
your transformation spell.
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I can.
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My amulet.
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By fire, by light,
by all things bright!
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Here, prove it on this.
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Don't we look great?
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Mum, you're really embarrassing.
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No matter...
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No matter what I do,
you think I'm embarrassing.
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When I put on make-up, I'm embarrassing.
When I don't, I'm embarrassing.
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When I wear a miniskirt, I'm embarrassing.
- No, then you're not embarrassing.
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I'm not?
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You're just really sad.
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Well I think mum is beautiful.
- Don't be so scared all the time.
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I'm not scared.
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If you stood up for yourself,
you wouldn't get beaten up.
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Are you being bullied at school?
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I'd rather be a suck-up
than fail my exams.
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You're failing your exams?
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Don't hit your brother!
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Fay!
- You didn't say anything about kicking.
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Violence is the last refuge of
the incompetent. - Dictionary mouth.
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Frank, can you say something?!
- What? Something.
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Well you did ask, Mum.
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Don't you get smart, Max.
- Too late.
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Frank!
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You will transform
this woman into a vampire.
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But, Dracula, you are.
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Why not simply bite her yourself?
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If I bite her,
she will lose her soul.
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And her soul is exquisite.
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Difficult spell this is,
on humans.
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Will only work
if the person is unhappy.
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Wow, a red carpet.
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This really looks like
my kind of party.
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There you are. - Hi.
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We're here for the party.
- Yeah, I know, dear. Follow me.
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This way
- Okay.
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I have them.
- Wow,...
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... we're really getting the VIP treatment.
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Good job, Mum.
- Didn't I tell you it would be fun?
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Let's rock.
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And where exactly is here?
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What sort of party is this?
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Oh, and why are we on a stage?
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Why are we the only ones
wearing costumes?
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They think we're the band.
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Okay, then, we can do this.
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Silent night, Holy night,
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All is...
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Imposters!
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I have a feeling that Emma is
very, very unhappy.
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Then enchant her, I can.
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Excellent.
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And fix this before you go.
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Hm? Ach.
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I need a holiday.
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Well that was less than ideal.
- Why don't you talk like a regular person?
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Can't you just be nice to
your brother?
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It's the last thing
I feel like doing.
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I'm sorry.
- That was totally humiliating,
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and it's all your fault.
- It was an accident.
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No-one wanted to come on your
stupid family outing.
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Well I wanted to study.
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You are so ungrateful.
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00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,534
Hey, come on,
don't shout at the kids.
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00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,786
Finally, he wakes up!
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00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,914
Can you to drive us home
before you fall asleep again?
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00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:22,876
Yeah. I'm just working so hard.
- And I'm not?!
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Well, I wouldn't exactly call
making these costumes 'hard work'.
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I hate that my daughter
does nothing but insult me.
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And I hate that my kids
are always fighting.
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And I hate that my husband
just sleeps through it all.
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Work it will, my transformation spell.
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So very unhappy, you are.
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Perceptive, you are.
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Help, Baba Yaga will.
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00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:03,667
Really? How?
- By cursing you.
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What? Sorry?
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By fire, by light,
by all things bright.
221
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,718
Yeah. Now, dear, don't
you have a cat somewhere...
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00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,679
... that needs feeding?
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00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,264
Or something?
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Great, now it's gonna be raining.
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By day, by night...
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I really think we're witnessing
actual magic.
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That's impossible. - Do you
have another explanation?
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Not really.
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You will be transformed tonight!
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Why won't they come off?
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Hold on, I'll help you.
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Get off!
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Not the nicest way to treat
your brother.
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Max?
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I'm hairy.
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All over.
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Dad?
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Oh, that's dad.
239
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,656
What have you done
to my family?
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Opala. Actually, I only wanted
to transform you.
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If everyone is transformed,
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then everyone must be unhappy.
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00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:10,293
I'm transformed?
- See for yourself.
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I'm an ugly old witch!
245
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,428
No, that's me.
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You've now become
a reflectionless vampire.
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I'm a, I'm a vampire?
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00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,727
Yes.
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Disappear, pronto!
250
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,942
Where did she go?
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Some time, this might take.
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00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,536
Come back here.
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Disappear, pronto!
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00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,336
Curse it.
Amulet not fully charged.
255
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:57,924
Okay, Emma, last year
you went to the gym...
256
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,468
... twice!
257
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,849
Wow, it really paid off.
258
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,937
I'm coming,
you old witch!
259
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,732
Baba Yaga, you won't catch.
260
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,901
Oh, really? How do you know?
261
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,820
In tea leaves,
I have read.
262
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:22,032
Must have been a typo.
263
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,129
He-he, capture yourself, you have.
264
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:40,884
Just practising for when
I catch you.
265
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:07,452
Out of way!
266
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,711
Move, stupid birds!
267
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,970
Watch your step!
268
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,943
Who leaves their laundry out this late?
269
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,115
Disappear, pronto!
270
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:02,007
We really need to talk flossing.
271
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,884
Get back here!
272
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,619
Disappear, pronto!
273
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,296
Disappear, pronto!
274
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:48,511
Unhappy woman
not giving up.
275
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:05,070
So how's that disappearing spell
working for you?
276
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:09,616
Big, big power needed
for big, big magic.
277
00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:12,577
Amulet must recharge at place
of great spiritual energy.
278
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:17,082
Oh, great. We'll come with you and
you can transform us back.
279
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,167
Sorry, sweetie.
280
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:22,963
Alone I travel
... to Oculus Londra
281
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:25,131
Ocula what?
282
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:29,803
Oculus Londra.
283
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,310
Not only is this not my day,...
284
00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:39,896
... it is also not my night.
285
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,703
Not Londra, this is.
286
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:59,124
Never working,
this piece of rubbish.
287
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:03,336
Useless, you are.
Still long way to travel.
288
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,680
Where are the kids?
289
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:17,183
Uffta.
290
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,352
What?
- Uffta.
291
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:23,565
Frank, you still know who I am,
don't you?
292
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,985
Uffta.
No, I'm Emma.
293
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,697
Memma?
- Yes. Your wife.
294
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,158
Uffta?
295
00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:41,416
Good to see that something
hasn't changed.
296
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:47,547
I think I might be in with a
real chance here. Mustn't blow it.
297
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,425
Renfield!
Go and pack my things,...
298
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:54,429
... I'm going to meet my future bride.
299
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:59,017
Very funny.
300
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:04,564
He passes Kobe Bryant...
301
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:09,778
... leaves LeBron James in the dust.
And he scores! Yeah!
302
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,333
Don't eat me.
303
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,544
I've just had chilli
I'll go right through you.
304
00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:29,923
Help me!
305
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,759
Not so nice being scared, is it?
306
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:35,136
You, you can speak?
307
00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:38,056
Nothing gets past you, genius.
308
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:42,769
No. No, my trousers...
309
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:44,521
No...
310
00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:04,499
It's me, Fay.
311
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:10,380
Who?
- Flamm?
312
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:13,550
That costume really isn't the look
we're going for...
313
00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:17,679
... in the music video.
- It's not a costume.
314
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:19,597
I'm a mummy.
315
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,475
Some crazy witch has cursed
my whole family.
316
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:26,604
Okay, someone's had way too
much Halloween candy.
317
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:29,858
Here, touch me.
See for yourself.
318
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:32,235
Wow, that's so...
319
00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,946
You're so... mouldy.
320
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,865
You've got to help me.
321
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,827
You know I would but
I've got like a ton of homework.
322
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,955
You think I'm disgusting,
don't you?
323
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,457
No. You're great.
324
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:50,587
You're the best looking decaying corpse
I've ever seen.
325
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:56,092
Yeah, well, you're not
so hot either.
326
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:01,681
Fay?
327
00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:04,267
Max?!
328
00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:08,188
Are you here?
329
00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:11,524
Careful. Watch, watch your...
330
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:18,323
... head.
- Moobid ming.
331
00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:21,910
You really don't wanna break that,
it was a present from your mother.
332
00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:24,996
I always thought it was ugly anyway.
333
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:28,499
Mum? Dad? Is that you?
334
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:35,506
Mummy!
335
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:39,010
Oh, Max.
336
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:45,808
Okay, that's new.
337
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,952
Fay, are you okay,...
338
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:06,496
... sweetie?
Don't you dare "sweetie" me.
339
00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:10,500
This is all your fault!
- What?
340
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:15,421
If you hadn't made us wear these stupid
costumes, we wouldn't be in this mess.
341
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:22,178
Look, we're gonna find the witch...
342
00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:26,266
... and I'll make her change us back.
I promise.
343
00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:29,852
And how are you gonna do that?
Look her up online?
344
00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:33,314
She said she was going to somewhere
called Oculus Londra.
345
00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:36,609
Ocula whatnow?
- Yes, that's just what I said.
346
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:39,320
Oculus Londra means
London Eye.
347
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,155
That's a big Ferris Wheel in London.
348
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,783
So the witch wants to go
on a Ferris Wheel?
349
00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:48,371
I've read at school that the London Eye is
built on an ancient magical site.
350
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:52,667
The witch must be going there to
recharge her powers.
351
00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,794
So we're going to London?
352
00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:57,005
Moliday.
353
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:07,724
Oh, this is no way Londra.
354
00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:11,185
Disappear, pronto!
355
00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:17,734
That is some serious
spiritual reshaping.
356
00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,444
Tell me about it.
357
00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:21,988
I just coughed up
a fur ball.
358
00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:25,033
Thanks for taking us to the
airport, Cheyenne. - No problem.
359
00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:29,954
Life is a journey and I like
to travel in style.
360
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:33,916
I'm really glad
dogs are colour blind.
361
00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:37,170
- Five, four, three...
362
00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:40,214
This is not Londra.
363
00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:42,884
Disappear, pronto!
364
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:49,265
Fay, we will find the witch,
I promise
365
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,976
It's not just that.
366
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:55,396
Finally a boy thought
I was pretty and now...
367
00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:59,400
... he can't even look at me.
- Beauty doesn't last.
368
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,945
It doesn't matter what anyone
else thinks, Fay.
369
00:31:03,321 --> 00:31:06,074
You have to know yourself
how special you are.
370
00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:10,661
You don't need other people
to tell you.
371
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:13,998
I remember feeling like that.
Never mind.
372
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:17,543
I'm gonna get you there.
Here we go!
373
00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:35,186
Mind out!
374
00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,822
Off we go.
- No, stop.
375
00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:49,575
What are you doing?
- You can't go out there.
376
00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:53,371
It's daylight.
- So? - You're a vampire.
377
00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:57,583
You'll burn up. - But I've got
to get on that plane.
378
00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:02,004
Well, there are legends
that say vampires with souls...
379
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:05,383
... might be able to survive
contact with the sun.
380
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:07,635
Well, great. Let's go.
381
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:10,805
But they're only legends.
Who knows if they're true?
382
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:13,599
Well, I guess there's only
one way to find out.
383
00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:17,854
No, Mum, don't!
384
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,075
Oh...
385
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:35,496
Well, I guess that answers
that question.
386
00:32:35,872 --> 00:32:41,544
Thank you, magnificent sun, for not
burning my dear friend to a crisp.
387
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:47,508
Mum? What if I said I might
not want to be changed back?
388
00:32:47,884 --> 00:32:52,138
I like people being scared of me.
- Oh, darling, I know what you mean.
389
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:57,560
Are you nuts? I look like a 3,000 year
old meatloaf and dad is a...
390
00:32:57,685 --> 00:32:59,187
... gigantic farting idiot!
391
00:32:59,437 --> 00:33:03,983
Okay, that's not so new.
- Fay!
392
00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:06,819
I'm just saying, if you two
back out now,...
393
00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:10,364
... it's totally unfair!
394
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:13,701
Nobody is backing out.
395
00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:17,163
Max, right now you think it's great that
people are scared of you.
396
00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:22,168
But scary people are lonely because
nobody wants to be around them.
397
00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:25,838
Which fortune cookie did you
read that in? - Quiet, Fay.
398
00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:28,508
Everyone act naturally.
399
00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:31,844
How can I...
400
00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:35,181
... be of assistance?
- Go on.
401
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:38,142
Hello.
Five tickets to London, please.
402
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:41,145
Actually, that's four people
and a dog.
403
00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:45,024
He travels everywhere with us.
This little one is part of the family.
404
00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:48,819
Isn't that right, Buster?
405
00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:50,738
Of course.
406
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:56,035
And why is Mr Wishbone two feet
taller than stated here?
407
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:59,121
Growth hormones. In the meat.
408
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:03,251
Don't you watch the news?
- And what's going on...
409
00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:05,753
... with your daughter?
410
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:09,924
Acne. Puberty, you know.
Very severe case.
411
00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:15,805
And what about you?
- Me? Oh, yes,
412
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:18,516
I've been performing in
"Dracula, the Musical" in London.
413
00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:22,645
I thought I'd get into costume now
and save time.
414
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,231
Very impressive.
The dog will definitely have to travel...
415
00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:27,108
... in the hold with the luggage.
416
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,235
Do you have a cage for it?
417
00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:31,237
Mum, I don't want to
travel with the luggage.
418
00:34:31,362 --> 00:34:35,575
Don't worry, Max.
I mean Buster.
419
00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:44,292
That was me.
I'm a ventriloquist.
420
00:34:44,709 --> 00:34:48,671
Hello there, madam,
I'm a dog. Give me a biscuit, please.
421
00:34:50,381 --> 00:34:53,843
If you could just bear with me
for one second.
422
00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:58,306
Security, we've got
a bit of a problem.
423
00:34:58,723 --> 00:35:01,767
I can't look like this
for the rest of my life.
424
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:04,020
We have to get to London,
find the witch...
425
00:35:04,395 --> 00:35:06,856
... so that she can make us
human again.
426
00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:10,234
You have to let us on that plane.
You have to.
427
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,156
Hello?
428
00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:19,660
No problem. And I'll upgrade you
to First Class.
429
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:25,708
Here you go, your tickets.
- Thank you.
430
00:35:27,752 --> 00:35:30,129
Let's go, Frank.
431
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:31,964
Have a good flight.
432
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:35,009
Didn't I tell you that
everything would be fine?
433
00:35:35,343 --> 00:35:39,180
I have no idea what just happened
- You can hypnotise people.
434
00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:42,350
It's just like in.
'The Curse Of The Mummy'. - Really?
435
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:45,895
Mummy,
I need a bigger allowance.
436
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:49,065
Don't even think about it,
young lady.
437
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,694
I would try that with dad.
438
00:35:58,115 --> 00:35:59,575
Look, girls,...
439
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,787
... that's what happens when
you over-exfoliate.
440
00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:12,546
You are all big stupid monkeys.
441
00:36:18,386 --> 00:36:20,930
And she has got a banana.
442
00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:30,648
Fay!
443
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:34,568
Mum, if I have to look like this...
444
00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:38,155
... at least let me have some fun.
445
00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:46,539
Mocolate.
446
00:36:46,914 --> 00:36:48,833
Chocolate for everyone!
447
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,253
Fay, stop this immediately.
448
00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:57,425
Come on, Mum, this is much better
than an in-flight movie.
449
00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:05,516
What's wrong?
- I'm just...
450
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:10,271
... I'm just so hungry.
451
00:37:11,147 --> 00:37:14,275
So eat this.
- No.
452
00:37:17,236 --> 00:37:19,363
How about tomato juice?
453
00:37:35,004 --> 00:37:37,715
Okay. Who are you
and what's going on?
454
00:37:38,007 --> 00:37:40,259
- Does the name...
455
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:43,053
... "The Prince Of Darkness"...
456
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:46,766
... ring any bells?
457
00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:50,603
I, well...
I am Dracula.
458
00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:55,274
Dracula?
How did you get on this plane?
459
00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:59,361
I could not wait to meet you,
my thorny rose.
460
00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:03,949
And now, my dear,
to the matter in hand.
461
00:38:04,325 --> 00:38:06,786
Well, in your hands,
actually.
462
00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:10,122
Drinking the blood of humans
is such a messy affair...
463
00:38:10,498 --> 00:38:13,000
... and considered quite common
these days.
464
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:16,962
Not to mention the matter of
disposing of the leftovers.
465
00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:20,216
Leftovers?
- Come with me.
466
00:38:20,591 --> 00:38:22,843
Come with you?
- To where you belong.
467
00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:27,056
To my castle.
- But... but I, I...
468
00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:31,811
I can't leave my
family behind.
469
00:38:32,186 --> 00:38:35,356
Would you rather stay and drain these
people of their life-force...
470
00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:39,485
... in order to quench your
insatiable thirst?
471
00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:43,864
No.
472
00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:49,703
I'll come with you.
- I hoped you might.
473
00:39:01,549 --> 00:39:04,677
This place is not being Londra either.
Disappear, pronto!
474
00:39:10,641 --> 00:39:13,978
Forgive the mask, I'm not overly
fond of the sun.
475
00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:18,232
I know, how about
a parachute?
476
00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:21,861
Parachutes
are for wimps.
477
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:40,212
Just out of interest,
where are we flying?
478
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,841
Towards our future together.
479
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:57,813
Call me pampered but...
480
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,817
... I like to travel in style.
481
00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:07,573
Memma?
482
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:11,702
She was right here.
- Where's she gone?
483
00:40:21,128 --> 00:40:23,464
Hey, give me that.
484
00:40:23,631 --> 00:40:26,884
Come on. Jump.
You can do it if you try.
485
00:40:30,012 --> 00:40:31,805
That's gonna be handy.
486
00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:36,185
A little jest.
Only I can do that.
487
00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:44,026
This is a bit sudden, don't you think?
488
00:40:44,401 --> 00:40:46,362
Your lunch.
489
00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:50,866
What on earth is this?
490
00:40:51,659 --> 00:40:54,662
I want blood, not a pill.
491
00:40:55,037 --> 00:40:59,458
Trust me, Emma. - But how can I
trust you? You're Dracula.
492
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:02,127
That's why only I know what you need.
493
00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:13,305
Yes, it's an acquired taste.
494
00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:18,769
It's working.
495
00:41:19,478 --> 00:41:22,022
I'm changing back.
496
00:41:22,398 --> 00:41:25,067
Why are you helping me?
497
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:27,820
You're the first person
in a thousand years...
498
00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:31,699
... who has lifted my melancholy.
- That's so sad.
499
00:41:32,116 --> 00:41:34,326
No, because you have
been worth the wait.
500
00:41:34,702 --> 00:41:37,913
Finally there's someone who can
understand me and share my life.
501
00:41:38,288 --> 00:41:40,499
Romantically.
502
00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:42,960
A vampire wife.
503
00:41:45,713 --> 00:41:49,341
Wait, did you send that
witch after us?
504
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:58,100
Witch? No, I don't know any witches.
Do they even really exist?
505
00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:00,644
I want to get back
to my family.
506
00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:04,815
Do they really make you happy?
507
00:42:05,983 --> 00:42:09,737
Well... sometimes.
508
00:42:10,154 --> 00:42:13,574
"Sometimes" is nowhere near enough
for you, my darling.
509
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:16,702
You deserve to be happy "always".
510
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:19,663
I will devote myself to...
511
00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:23,667
... showing you a life beyond
your wildest dreams.
512
00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:33,594
Our home would be
my castle.
513
00:42:39,183 --> 00:42:41,226
But we will travel...
514
00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:44,938
... to the most romantic places.
515
00:43:10,339 --> 00:43:12,925
I will give you this world...
516
00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:17,262
... and worlds beyond.
517
00:43:51,213 --> 00:43:54,216
It could be wonderful.
518
00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:58,846
Can your husband offer you anything
like that?
519
00:43:59,221 --> 00:44:04,101
We did play Scrabble on a Tuesday night
last May for no particular reason.
520
00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:08,856
Then what are you waiting for,
my love? Follow your heart to me.
521
00:44:09,273 --> 00:44:11,316
Oh. I...
522
00:44:11,984 --> 00:44:14,278
... I have to get back to my family.
523
00:44:18,574 --> 00:44:21,702
You would choose
to be unhappy?
524
00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:26,290
No. But when you're a mother,
you have to take the good with the bad.
525
00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:29,251
Well if you're that sure,
don't let me keep you.
526
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,213
You could have just called me a cab!
527
00:44:38,427 --> 00:44:42,598
If mum doesn't show up here...
- ... we might never see her again.
528
00:44:42,973 --> 00:44:46,643
Emma will be fine, guys.
Relax.
529
00:44:47,019 --> 00:44:51,565
Tai chi with me. I call this one...
530
00:44:51,899 --> 00:44:55,068
'Chicken Flies Into The Soup'
531
00:44:58,697 --> 00:44:59,990
Mum?
532
00:45:00,449 --> 00:45:01,825
Memma.
533
00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:05,162
Coming!
534
00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:08,457
Mummy!
I really need to practise that.
535
00:45:08,832 --> 00:45:10,876
You're back!
- We thought we'd never see you again.
536
00:45:11,251 --> 00:45:13,921
I'm fine. It's okay.
537
00:45:14,296 --> 00:45:16,882
Memma. Memma. Memma.
538
00:45:17,299 --> 00:45:20,219
Gently, gently, gently.
539
00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:25,224
So what's with the disappearing act?
540
00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:27,684
Did you ever think of
calling your family?
541
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,687
Yes, we were really worried.
Where have you been?
542
00:45:31,063 --> 00:45:33,941
It wasn't that easy.
Dracula has a way...
543
00:45:34,358 --> 00:45:38,403
... of hypnotising you.
- Dracula, the vampire?
544
00:45:38,779 --> 00:45:41,240
No, Dracula, the hair stylist.
545
00:45:41,615 --> 00:45:44,618
So, is he handsome?
Like in the films?
546
00:45:44,952 --> 00:45:46,578
Mammsome?
547
00:45:47,162 --> 00:45:49,831
He's kind of looking for love.
548
00:45:50,207 --> 00:45:51,667
Mmove?
549
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:57,798
Renfield!
550
00:45:58,173 --> 00:46:01,468
Prepare Operation Ice Age.
551
00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:06,348
If I can't have love,
then no-one can.
552
00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:09,935
I will eliminate all
life on Earth.
553
00:46:10,310 --> 00:46:12,521
Oh and tell Baba Yaga...
554
00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:16,149
... I have something
particularly nasty planned for her...
555
00:46:16,525 --> 00:46:20,779
... if she doesn't destroy
this 'happy family'...
556
00:46:21,154 --> 00:46:23,365
... immediately!
557
00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:29,413
This not Londra.
558
00:46:30,998 --> 00:46:31,999
Hi.
559
00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:37,421
Disappear, pronto!
560
00:46:42,926 --> 00:46:45,846
Mig Men.
561
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,806
Big Ben.
562
00:46:48,390 --> 00:46:51,018
Mig Men.
563
00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:54,396
It's the witch.
564
00:46:54,771 --> 00:46:57,607
Oculus wrong again.
- Get her!
565
00:46:57,983 --> 00:47:01,028
This is Londra.
566
00:47:02,195 --> 00:47:04,239
There's no way I'm jumping
in after her.
567
00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,867
Of course not,
scaredy-cat.
568
00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:11,538
Oh, could you please stop arguing
just for once.
569
00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,170
Oh, no, not this
crazy magic again.
570
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,798
What is she doing?
Is she going to change us back?
571
00:47:35,062 --> 00:47:36,646
It's about time.
Let's go.
572
00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:39,191
Change us back
so we can fly home.
573
00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:43,320
No, do I will not.
Fully charged, my amulet is.
574
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:46,281
Now finish my task,
I can.
575
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:50,369
So Baba Yaga free can be,
at last.
576
00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:58,418
No.
577
00:48:02,214 --> 00:48:04,758
Stay here,
you little piece of...
578
00:48:08,428 --> 00:48:11,431
Enough, messed up my work,
you have.
579
00:48:11,807 --> 00:48:17,229
By air, by sky.
Now you will fly...
580
00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:20,107
... to Egypt!
581
00:48:21,191 --> 00:48:24,027
Curse it again, all of them
I've hit. - No...,
582
00:48:24,403 --> 00:48:26,279
... not all of them.
583
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:41,044
So who thinks the evil witch
just tricked us?
584
00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:44,589
That would probably explain why
we're now in Egypt.
585
00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:47,134
This is not a problem.
586
00:48:47,551 --> 00:48:51,430
We are getting out of this desert and
finding that witch.
587
00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:54,015
And how do you think
we should do that?
588
00:48:54,391 --> 00:48:57,727
I haven't worked that out yet
but, come on,...
589
00:48:58,061 --> 00:49:00,981
... we're a family.
We can do anything.
590
00:49:01,356 --> 00:49:05,986
Follow me! We're getting out
of this desert.
591
00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:14,453
Bring back my friend.
- Never.
592
00:49:14,828 --> 00:49:18,665
You run fast
for an old crone.
593
00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:21,626
Disappear, pronto!
594
00:49:23,170 --> 00:49:25,380
Not cool.
595
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,555
My amulet.
596
00:49:42,314 --> 00:49:43,356
Got it!
597
00:49:50,489 --> 00:49:53,116
Hold on.
598
00:49:55,827 --> 00:49:59,539
Take my hand!
- Trust you, why should I?
599
00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:05,170
Because I'm one of
the good guys.
600
00:52:07,459 --> 00:52:10,545
Imprison me, Dracula did,
for a thousand years.
601
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:14,633
The more I hear about that guy,
the less I like him.
602
00:52:15,008 --> 00:52:18,011
And then freedom,
he promised me,
603
00:52:18,345 --> 00:52:20,180
if I did his evil bidding.
- So now,...
604
00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:23,725
... will you turn the
Wishbones back?
605
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,269
Do that, only they
themselves can.
606
00:52:26,645 --> 00:52:28,688
Really? But how?
607
00:52:29,064 --> 00:52:31,650
Only when happy they are,...
608
00:52:32,025 --> 00:52:35,236
... human they
will become again.
609
00:52:35,612 --> 00:52:38,073
Well, I guess they'd
better get used...
610
00:52:38,490 --> 00:52:40,784
... to being monsters.
611
00:52:43,453 --> 00:52:44,621
Renfield!
612
00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:50,543
The fate of the world...
613
00:52:50,919 --> 00:52:53,338
... rests in my hand.
614
00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:56,174
The innocent snowflake...
615
00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:59,386
... engineered into
a deadly weapon.
616
00:52:59,761 --> 00:53:01,805
Behold what this tiny flake...
617
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:05,266
... alone can achieve.
618
00:53:28,123 --> 00:53:30,625
Now imagine billions
of these flakes...
619
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,837
... pressed together into
an icy sphere.
620
00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:37,424
With that I will destroy
the Sun itself.
621
00:53:37,841 --> 00:53:41,553
And the Earth will be plunged
into a deadly ice age.
622
00:53:55,859 --> 00:53:56,985
Mum?
623
00:53:57,694 --> 00:54:01,197
Mummy! I found footprints.
624
00:54:01,573 --> 00:54:02,699
Footprints?
625
00:54:03,074 --> 00:54:06,745
Well, we just have to follow them
and we're saved.
626
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,372
Uffta. - Uffta.
627
00:54:09,748 --> 00:54:11,082
Mummy...
628
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:14,669
- Yes? - These are
our own footprints.
629
00:54:15,044 --> 00:54:17,589
Oh...
630
00:54:17,964 --> 00:54:20,008
Mhat?
- Everything will be okay.
631
00:54:20,467 --> 00:54:22,302
How? Look around.
632
00:54:22,677 --> 00:54:25,388
We're in a giant,
enormous sandpit!
633
00:54:25,764 --> 00:54:28,099
You're making it sound
as if this is my fault.
634
00:54:28,475 --> 00:54:32,645
Well, you are the one who gave the
amulet back to the evil witch.
635
00:54:33,021 --> 00:54:35,690
Everything always has to be your way,...
636
00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:38,109
... and we just have to deal with it.
637
00:54:39,486 --> 00:54:42,030
You don't actually think I'm good
at anything, do you?
638
00:54:42,405 --> 00:54:46,242
No. Well you're great at making us look
hideous and completely monstrous.
639
00:54:46,451 --> 00:54:49,120
You know how to ruin our lives
better than anyone.
640
00:54:49,496 --> 00:54:53,166
And I'm gonna be smelly
and ugly for ever!
641
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,919
Why can't I have a daughter
who is nice,...
642
00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:58,379
... who doesn't beat up her brother
who doesn't flunk school,...
643
00:54:58,755 --> 00:55:01,633
... and who doesn't make me feel
like an actual monster?!
644
00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:09,057
I'm so very sorry, sweetie.
645
00:55:09,724 --> 00:55:13,812
Then maybe you should find
another daughter. - Fay. Come back!
646
00:55:14,771 --> 00:55:18,274
I'm counting to three.
One, two,...
647
00:55:18,650 --> 00:55:20,193
three....
648
00:55:21,361 --> 00:55:23,112
87...
649
00:55:23,488 --> 00:55:25,114
88...
650
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:26,449
89...
651
00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:29,244
I don't think she's coming back.
652
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,831
Max, I'm sorry, but that really
doesn't help at all.
653
00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:38,503
Oh, great. Fay's not here
so you're yelling at me.
654
00:55:39,254 --> 00:55:41,548
I'm through with this family.
655
00:55:41,923 --> 00:55:45,176
I'm a lone wolf now.
656
00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:49,973
Max, I'm counting to three.
657
00:55:50,974 --> 00:55:52,225
One...
658
00:55:52,559 --> 00:55:53,768
two...
659
00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:58,314
741...
660
00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:01,067
742...
661
00:56:01,442 --> 00:56:04,195
Oh...
662
00:56:04,571 --> 00:56:07,782
Why is it whenever I need
you most, you stand there and...
663
00:56:08,157 --> 00:56:11,202
... don't say a word?!
- Uffta?
664
00:56:11,578 --> 00:56:15,748
Well it's too late
to start now. - Uffta?
665
00:56:16,124 --> 00:56:19,127
I can't deal with this any more!
666
00:56:19,502 --> 00:56:21,546
Just go away! Move!
667
00:56:36,603 --> 00:56:38,104
Uffta.
668
00:56:39,188 --> 00:56:40,940
Memma.
669
00:56:43,359 --> 00:56:46,571
We're better off apart.
670
00:56:51,993 --> 00:56:54,787
Emma has left her family.
671
00:56:55,163 --> 00:56:58,791
I might have just been given
a second chance.
672
00:56:59,167 --> 00:57:02,253
I'm going to fly
back to my Emma!
673
00:57:02,629 --> 00:57:05,548
Renfield,
pause Operation Ice Age.
674
00:57:36,079 --> 00:57:38,873
Oh, I'm so hungry.
675
00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:43,378
I need blood.
676
00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:51,344
Dinner time.
677
00:58:03,564 --> 00:58:07,402
And just when you think things
can't get any weirder...
678
00:58:07,777 --> 00:58:10,363
You are trespassing in my desert.
679
00:58:10,697 --> 00:58:12,615
... you meet a talking whirlwind.
680
00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:21,666
Nobody enters my...
681
00:58:23,835 --> 00:58:26,921
Welcome to Egypt,...
682
00:58:27,296 --> 00:58:28,965
... beautiful creature.
683
00:58:34,429 --> 00:58:36,514
Here it's hot.
684
00:58:37,473 --> 00:58:39,559
Finally some shade.
685
00:58:50,028 --> 00:58:54,032
Cut it out.
I don't need a haircut.
686
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:07,003
No-one messes
with Weremax!
687
00:59:16,512 --> 00:59:18,014
Melp.
688
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,727
Melp.
689
00:59:30,443 --> 00:59:33,696
Whose great idea was it
to have a...,
690
00:59:34,072 --> 00:59:38,326
... fashion photo shoot
in the desert?
691
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,343
Girls.
692
00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:00,348
I say.
693
01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:18,324
Come a little closer, honey
Come to me
694
01:00:23,079 --> 01:00:25,957
Whoa!
695
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:31,003
Gosh,
you surely startled us.
696
01:00:31,379 --> 01:00:34,549
What are you doing out
here all alone?
697
01:00:35,925 --> 01:00:38,845
Are you alright, dear?
You look a little pale.
698
01:00:39,262 --> 01:00:41,639
And you look delicious.
699
01:01:00,658 --> 01:01:04,871
My darling needs me and
here I am.
700
01:01:05,246 --> 01:01:06,998
May I?
701
01:01:27,059 --> 01:01:30,313
Oh, my, what a man.
702
01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:36,402
Come a little closer, honey
Come to me
703
01:01:43,743 --> 01:01:46,078
am Pharaoh Imhotep.
704
01:01:46,913 --> 01:01:50,124
You're Johnny Depp?
- Im-ho-tep!
705
01:01:50,499 --> 01:01:52,501
Oh, okay, great and sandy one.
706
01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:59,175
You are very beautiful.
707
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:03,387
Me? - I have lived
for more than 3,000 years...
708
01:02:03,763 --> 01:02:09,060
... and in all that time I have
met no-one as beautiful as you.
709
01:02:10,811 --> 01:02:15,274
Come, let me show you
the true power of the mummy.
710
01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:23,491
You, too, can do this.
711
01:02:24,492 --> 01:02:29,664
Yeah.
You simply have to wish it.
712
01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:34,669
So nice.
- Uffta!
713
01:03:07,493 --> 01:03:10,621
Welcome home.
714
01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:15,960
Wow. Are you sure
you've got enough room?
715
01:03:20,298 --> 01:03:22,508
Would you give me
the honour...?
716
01:04:11,182 --> 01:04:13,726
Hold tight!
717
01:04:16,354 --> 01:04:19,065
Stay with me, Emma
and make me the happiest...
718
01:04:19,482 --> 01:04:22,818
... immortal plasma-dependent
fiend on Earth.
719
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:40,586
Hey, anything on four legs
stays on a lead!
720
01:04:40,878 --> 01:04:43,422
Who's on four legs?
721
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:57,520
Hi.
722
01:04:57,895 --> 01:04:59,939
It's okay,
I won't hurt you.
723
01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:06,112
Scary people are lonely because
nobody wants to be around them.
724
01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:12,785
Wow, this is amazing!
725
01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:39,937
Welcome to my home.
726
01:05:40,312 --> 01:05:41,772
For thousands of years...
727
01:05:42,148 --> 01:05:45,067
... I have waited for a woman
like you.
728
01:05:45,443 --> 01:05:47,736
One who is special.
729
01:05:48,112 --> 01:05:51,699
One whose beauty shines brighter...
730
01:05:52,074 --> 01:05:53,742
... than the sun.
731
01:05:55,703 --> 01:05:59,081
One with whom I can...
conquer the world.
732
01:05:59,457 --> 01:06:01,876
Er, conquer the world?
733
01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:08,340
I'm a lazy boy
I watch the sun shine
734
01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:11,343
Lighting up
the peerless peaceful sea
735
01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:15,931
Moliday!
736
01:06:19,143 --> 01:06:21,187
Ladies.
737
01:06:24,565 --> 01:06:26,567
Uffta?
738
01:06:26,859 --> 01:06:29,195
I'll take it from here, girls.
739
01:06:35,493 --> 01:06:39,205
You're certainly taking your time
to decide, my love.
740
01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:42,208
That's going to hurt
in the morning.
741
01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:47,880
So, darling,
will you be mine?
742
01:06:51,467 --> 01:06:55,429
They're better off without me.
I accept.
743
01:06:59,350 --> 01:07:02,228
Then I am more happy than
any man living or dead
744
01:07:02,603 --> 01:07:05,231
... has reason to be. Renfield!
745
01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:11,237
Show my fiancée to her chamber.
746
01:07:11,612 --> 01:07:13,656
And prepare my Lazarus bath.
747
01:07:14,031 --> 01:07:16,951
I think I'm starting to
sag a little.
748
01:07:17,326 --> 01:07:21,038
Now that we have finally
found each other,...
749
01:07:21,413 --> 01:07:24,917
... we have the immense power
to rule the world like gods.
750
01:07:25,251 --> 01:07:28,379
No-one will disobey
our commands.
751
01:07:28,754 --> 01:07:32,675
And all will worship your divine,
immeasurable beauty.
752
01:07:33,050 --> 01:07:34,843
I don't think so.
753
01:07:35,219 --> 01:07:37,429
Do not contradict me.
754
01:07:37,805 --> 01:07:41,767
Will if I want to. No way
you can force me. - Oh, yes, I can.
755
01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:45,646
Oh, you sound exactly
like my mother.
756
01:07:53,529 --> 01:07:56,073
You still have much to learn.
757
01:07:57,074 --> 01:08:01,245
Education is not really
my thing. So bye.
758
01:08:18,012 --> 01:08:20,055
This is mine?
759
01:08:29,481 --> 01:08:32,610
Renfield is such a chatterbox.
760
01:08:41,702 --> 01:08:44,455
What a mattress!
761
01:09:20,908 --> 01:09:23,160
Why was I always so strict?
762
01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:30,542
I'm a lazy boy
I watch the sun shine
763
01:09:31,043 --> 01:09:33,921
Lighting up
the peerless peaceful sea
764
01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:37,549
More.
765
01:09:38,759 --> 01:09:40,552
Help!
766
01:09:41,261 --> 01:09:42,388
Melp?
767
01:09:42,805 --> 01:09:45,349
Meow.
768
01:09:45,724 --> 01:09:47,351
Dad.
769
01:09:52,690 --> 01:09:55,109
I think you might need
770
01:09:55,401 --> 01:09:57,403
a little mirror time.
771
01:09:59,321 --> 01:10:00,989
I, I, I can't...
772
01:10:01,198 --> 01:10:02,908
... I can't
be seen like...
773
01:10:03,325 --> 01:10:05,786
... this.
774
01:10:09,206 --> 01:10:11,709
Beauty doesn't last.
775
01:10:19,258 --> 01:10:22,553
Now that I've found you,
I will not let you go.
776
01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:25,639
I'm not going to let you take
over the world.
777
01:10:26,014 --> 01:10:29,643
You must come with me.
Who else will accept you...
778
01:10:30,018 --> 01:10:32,271
... looking like you do?
779
01:10:32,730 --> 01:10:35,107
It doesn't matter what anyone
else thinks, Fay.
780
01:10:36,275 --> 01:10:38,861
It doesn't matter what
I look like.
781
01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:41,947
It matters
who I am inside.
782
01:10:42,322 --> 01:10:44,658
If you will not come
with me willingly...
783
01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:46,994
... I will force you.
784
01:10:50,622 --> 01:10:51,665
Ow!
785
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,668
Leave my sister alone.
786
01:10:57,087 --> 01:10:58,589
Die!
787
01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:06,555
- Hm?
788
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:23,572
Thanks for trying to save me.
That was really brave.
789
01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:28,285
You're welcome. And we really need to
talk about your choice of boyfriend.
790
01:11:30,913 --> 01:11:33,373
Uffta. Mash.
791
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,424
Okay, he is way scarier
than I am.
792
01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:55,729
Mash! Immommebb.
793
01:12:36,937 --> 01:12:39,731
You know I only have cucumbers
in my bath!
794
01:12:40,107 --> 01:12:43,861
Although drowned bats are
a welcome addition.
795
01:12:50,117 --> 01:12:51,577
You!
796
01:12:51,952 --> 01:12:53,996
Be cool.
797
01:12:54,371 --> 01:12:56,957
She's on our side.
- What?
798
01:12:57,332 --> 01:13:02,129
True, it is. - I've fallen for your
lies far too many times.
799
01:13:02,504 --> 01:13:07,259
We can trust her. She brought
me here to you, didn't she?
800
01:13:07,593 --> 01:13:10,387
Well...
that's true.
801
01:13:10,762 --> 01:13:13,432
Dracula forced her to put
the spell on you.
802
01:13:13,807 --> 01:13:16,518
She was his prisoner.
- Dracula did that?
803
01:13:16,894 --> 01:13:20,939
Monster he is, who will stop at
nothing to get what he desires.
804
01:13:21,315 --> 01:13:25,319
I guess I didn't want to see
who he really was.
805
01:13:25,694 --> 01:13:28,822
Now I may never see
my family again.
806
01:13:31,366 --> 01:13:32,784
It's alright.
807
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:36,371
For you, change that I could.
808
01:13:42,711 --> 01:13:45,005
Who knew dad had it in him?
809
01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:48,133
I guess he just
needed a holiday?
810
01:13:59,061 --> 01:14:02,814
Oh, I missed you so much.
Are you okay?
811
01:14:03,190 --> 01:14:05,776
Yes. Thanks to dad.
812
01:14:06,151 --> 01:14:08,403
You should have seen him
fight the giant beetle.
813
01:14:08,779 --> 01:14:11,823
You fought a monster?
814
01:14:12,199 --> 01:14:13,241
And won.
815
01:14:13,617 --> 01:14:17,287
What are we doing here?
- And what...
816
01:14:17,663 --> 01:14:21,416
... is she doing here?
- Here to help, I am.
817
01:14:21,792 --> 01:14:25,379
She brought us
all together.
818
01:14:25,754 --> 01:14:27,673
Emma,...
819
01:14:28,090 --> 01:14:30,926
... you mustn't
leave this castle.
820
01:14:31,301 --> 01:14:33,428
So he can speak.
- Yeah.
821
01:14:33,804 --> 01:14:36,223
If you don't...
822
01:14:36,598 --> 01:14:40,519
... marry my master,
he will destroy the world.
823
01:14:40,894 --> 01:14:43,772
What?
- Talk about over-reacting.
824
01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:48,777
He plans to shoot a giant
ice sphere into the sun and then...
825
01:14:49,069 --> 01:14:50,862
... the sun
will be extinguished...
826
01:14:51,238 --> 01:14:53,907
... and all life on Earth
will come to an end.
827
01:14:54,282 --> 01:14:57,911
Except for vampires.
Who don't need sunlight.
828
01:14:58,537 --> 01:15:01,373
So in order to save
all life on Earth,...
829
01:15:01,707 --> 01:15:03,875
... I have to marry Dracula?
830
01:15:04,251 --> 01:15:05,711
Mmm.
831
01:15:06,086 --> 01:15:09,423
No. We'll stop him.
- But how?
832
01:15:09,798 --> 01:15:13,343
My master is currently
in his Lazarus bath.
833
01:15:13,719 --> 01:15:16,054
He needs it to stop
himself from aging.
834
01:15:16,430 --> 01:15:19,349
Good to know but we're trying
to save the planet here.
835
01:15:19,725 --> 01:15:23,854
You misunderstand.
In the bath he's helpless.
836
01:15:24,229 --> 01:15:28,066
But he's only inside
until sunset.
837
01:15:28,442 --> 01:15:31,737
Okay, we've got no plan
and no time.
838
01:15:32,154 --> 01:15:35,365
Wait. Does this castle
have a kitchen?
839
01:15:35,741 --> 01:15:39,036
Only the best
in the catalogue.
840
01:15:41,830 --> 01:15:45,042
Okay. We need salt,
olive oil and water.
841
01:15:45,417 --> 01:15:49,546
We're making Dracula pasta?
- With salt, olive oil and sacred balm...
842
01:15:49,921 --> 01:15:54,718
holy water, you make!
- Major anti-vampire mojo.
843
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:58,388
Holy water will beat
Dracula? - For sure.
844
01:15:58,764 --> 01:16:01,600
Once he's beaten,
we'll lock him up forever.
845
01:16:02,434 --> 01:16:04,478
Salt and oil.
846
01:16:04,853 --> 01:16:07,189
And water.
- Er, Max.
847
01:16:07,564 --> 01:16:10,567
Where will we find sacred
balm in a kitchen?
848
01:16:10,942 --> 01:16:13,236
I don't think it's gonna
be in the spice rack.
849
01:16:13,612 --> 01:16:16,114
It's been here
all the time.
850
01:16:16,323 --> 01:16:19,618
Your bandages are steeped
in a sacred embalming fluid.
851
01:16:20,619 --> 01:16:22,996
Okay. Sometimes being smart...
852
01:16:23,371 --> 01:16:25,290
... is extremely cool.
853
01:16:35,258 --> 01:16:38,804
It's amazing what people will do
to knock off just a few years.
854
01:16:39,179 --> 01:16:41,515
I'm gonna jump on the tank and
I'll pour in the holy water.
855
01:16:43,934 --> 01:16:46,144
Awake, the Dark One is.
856
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:50,065
Emma, why would you stay
with your wretched family...
857
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:54,444
... when we can achieve
greatness together?
858
01:16:54,820 --> 01:16:58,031
Oh, no, I sense you
brought holy water.
859
01:16:58,406 --> 01:17:00,909
Wow, how can he smell
through that thing?
860
01:17:01,201 --> 01:17:04,162
Your heart is so dark,
no-one could love you.
861
01:17:04,830 --> 01:17:07,749
Do be careful. It's very steep.
862
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:10,168
- Ouch!
- Told you.
863
01:17:12,754 --> 01:17:15,924
This is from the Wishbones!
864
01:17:28,979 --> 01:17:33,191
For every antidote there
is an antiantidote.
865
01:17:35,569 --> 01:17:36,820
Bon appétit.
866
01:17:38,238 --> 01:17:39,739
And welcome back.
867
01:17:44,202 --> 01:17:45,620
I'm hungry!
868
01:17:48,748 --> 01:17:53,295
I'm sure your mother's love for you
is bigger than her appetite.
869
01:17:54,629 --> 01:17:56,131
Memma. Mon't.
870
01:17:57,549 --> 01:18:01,887
Now bite him and we shall live
together for all eternity.
871
01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:06,016
You are mine.
You are a vampire.
872
01:18:06,558 --> 01:18:08,768
Fulfil your destiny.
873
01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:12,105
I...
874
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:15,150
... Immove... you.
875
01:18:16,985 --> 01:18:19,070
What are you doing?
876
01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:27,037
Yes, Emma. Do it!
Do it now!
877
01:18:29,206 --> 01:18:31,791
Emma?
No!
878
01:18:32,584 --> 01:18:34,586
No!
879
01:18:36,004 --> 01:18:37,464
Yes!
880
01:18:38,089 --> 01:18:41,676
The greatest magic,
love is.
881
01:18:43,011 --> 01:18:44,471
Yuck.
882
01:18:46,014 --> 01:18:47,474
What?
883
01:18:53,313 --> 01:18:55,732
Why does this always happen to me?
884
01:18:55,899 --> 01:18:58,109
You leave my mum alone.
885
01:19:02,614 --> 01:19:06,076
Ah, so much for romance.
886
01:19:06,451 --> 01:19:10,497
Humans, why must you
always be so... human?
887
01:19:25,095 --> 01:19:28,515
Is everyone okay?
888
01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:33,603
I'm so glad you're awake.
What I have in store for you is...
889
01:19:33,979 --> 01:19:36,731
... much more enjoyable
if you're conscious.
890
01:19:37,107 --> 01:19:40,443
The ice sphere is expanding.
891
01:19:41,319 --> 01:19:44,364
And soon we'll be
ready for launch.
892
01:19:44,739 --> 01:19:46,866
So I'm afraid it's
going to get very cramped,...
893
01:19:47,242 --> 01:19:50,370
... and very, very
cold in here.
894
01:19:51,538 --> 01:19:55,125
Let my family go and
I will stay with you.
895
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,627
It's too late,
I'm afraid,...
896
01:19:58,003 --> 01:20:01,006
... Emma. You chose
your family over me.
897
01:20:01,381 --> 01:20:04,384
And now I choose
to destroy you.
898
01:20:04,759 --> 01:20:08,888
Just look at it as a
particularly bad break up.
899
01:20:20,233 --> 01:20:23,695
You and my traitorous servant
are about to discover what happens...
900
01:20:24,029 --> 01:20:28,366
... when you betray
the Prince of Darkness.
901
01:20:29,409 --> 01:20:32,954
I've made a huge mistake and
I got us into this.
902
01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:34,789
You were right, Fay.
903
01:20:35,165 --> 01:20:37,625
I'm really good
at messing up.
904
01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:41,504
No, Mum, you were right.
- I was?
905
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:45,133
It doesn't matter if people look at
me and see an ugly mummy.
906
01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:48,595
I know who I am under
all these bandages.
907
01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:51,181
And it's not that much
fun being scary.
908
01:20:51,556 --> 01:20:54,225
It's actually kind of lonely.
- I'm sorry...
909
01:20:54,601 --> 01:20:56,895
... I said all those
awful things.
910
01:20:57,270 --> 01:21:00,940
I wouldn't want any
other family. - Frank...
911
01:21:01,316 --> 01:21:04,694
... mmove... family.
912
01:21:05,070 --> 01:21:07,364
I mmove you, too.
913
01:21:07,739 --> 01:21:09,866
Room for one more?
914
01:22:11,469 --> 01:22:15,932
You broke the spell!
You're finally happy.
915
01:22:16,307 --> 01:22:19,811
Come on, we have
to stop Dracula.
916
01:22:20,145 --> 01:22:22,856
We've just got this little
problem with the chains.
917
01:22:23,231 --> 01:22:25,108
I don't.
918
01:22:25,483 --> 01:22:27,735
And so you're going
to step up and single-handedly...
919
01:22:28,111 --> 01:22:30,280
... conquer the
Prince of Darkness...
920
01:22:30,655 --> 01:22:32,282
... and take us all home.
- What?
921
01:22:32,657 --> 01:22:35,618
You're the only one
who's not chained up.
922
01:22:40,540 --> 01:22:41,875
Hey.
923
01:22:47,046 --> 01:22:48,256
Hello.
924
01:22:51,259 --> 01:22:53,845
Wishbones, let's save the world then.
925
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,809
The sun is
about to rise...
926
01:23:00,185 --> 01:23:03,938
... for the last time, because
very soon, my little friend...
927
01:23:04,314 --> 01:23:07,108
... your big brother will be
sent to destroy it!
928
01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:13,781
Not you again.
What are you doing here?
929
01:23:14,157 --> 01:23:16,493
You are meant to be frozen.
930
01:23:16,868 --> 01:23:20,038
In your dreams.
The Wishbones never give up.
931
01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:23,208
Such confidence.
Do tell me, my dear,...
932
01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:26,920
... how do you plan to defeat
a being who can freeze you at will?
933
01:23:57,492 --> 01:23:59,994
Vile deceivers!
934
01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:07,961
I guess you're not
so powerful now.
935
01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:09,879
I can still press a button.
936
01:24:10,255 --> 01:24:12,549
Not so fast, you creep!
937
01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:31,568
Take that, and that,
and that, that and...
938
01:24:34,779 --> 01:24:37,490
Enough of this.
939
01:24:38,283 --> 01:24:39,993
What's he doing?
940
01:24:40,368 --> 01:24:42,787
Mrap. I mean crap!
941
01:24:43,162 --> 01:24:47,125
Pathetic creatures.
Look at you.
942
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:50,920
Hideous. Weak. Timid.
943
01:24:51,296 --> 01:24:55,550
But we are a family.
Something that you will never have.
944
01:24:55,925 --> 01:24:57,969
And neither will you.
945
01:24:58,303 --> 01:24:59,929
What now?
946
01:25:00,305 --> 01:25:03,391
I beat a beetle.
- And won!
947
01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:06,477
I think I can
deal with that.
948
01:25:06,686 --> 01:25:09,439
Okay, let's settle
this man to bat.
949
01:25:26,164 --> 01:25:27,832
The sun.
950
01:25:32,211 --> 01:25:35,923
Did you really think
you could defeat me?
951
01:25:36,299 --> 01:25:38,551
Me?
The Prince of Darkness.
952
01:25:44,474 --> 01:25:48,353
The Scourge of Transylvania.
Say goodbye to your...
953
01:26:14,212 --> 01:26:16,339
Pitiful mortals.
954
01:26:23,304 --> 01:26:26,474
You cannot... defeat...
955
01:26:42,323 --> 01:26:44,492
Huh, Dracula.
956
01:26:46,953 --> 01:26:48,705
As I've always said
957
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:52,500
it's good to do things
together as a family.
958
01:27:05,138 --> 01:27:09,016
More work for you, Wishbone.
959
01:27:09,392 --> 01:27:11,853
No can do.
I'm going home.
960
01:27:12,228 --> 01:27:15,940
I can fire you, you know.
You should think of your family.
961
01:27:16,315 --> 01:27:19,193
That's exactly what I'm doing.
962
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:23,197
Wishbone! Wishbone!
963
01:27:25,241 --> 01:27:28,161
It might seem crazy what
I'm about to say
964
01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:34,167
Sunshine she's here,
you can take a break
965
01:27:35,251 --> 01:27:37,587
Because I'm happy
966
01:27:37,837 --> 01:27:41,257
Clap along if you feel
like a room without a roof
967
01:27:41,841 --> 01:27:43,593
Because I'm happy
968
01:27:43,843 --> 01:27:47,430
Clap along if you feel
like happiness is the truth
969
01:27:47,847 --> 01:27:49,599
Because I'm happy
970
01:27:49,849 --> 01:27:53,269
Clap along if you know
what happiness is to you
971
01:27:53,853 --> 01:27:55,605
Because I'm happy
972
01:27:55,855 --> 01:28:00,193
Clap along if you feel
like that's what you wanna do
973
01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:06,824
Here comes bad news
talking this and that, yeah
974
01:28:07,283 --> 01:28:11,204
Well, give me all you got,
and don't hold it back
975
01:28:16,751 --> 01:28:17,919
Da-da!
- Yeah!
976
01:28:19,295 --> 01:28:21,005
Happy
977
01:28:21,297 --> 01:28:25,218
Only you
can make me happy
978
01:28:29,305 --> 01:28:30,890
Happy
979
01:28:31,307 --> 01:28:36,229
Only you
can make me happy
980
01:28:38,314 --> 01:28:39,941
So happy
981
01:28:40,316 --> 01:28:41,692
Bye.
982
01:28:42,235 --> 01:28:45,238
Only you
can make me happy
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