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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,374 --> 00:00:36,048 THE TAMING OF THE SHREW 2 00:02:00,501 --> 00:02:02,610 Battista Minola TAILOR 3 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,205 Move your arm a little. 4 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,454 Move your leg. 5 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:09,926 The arm. 6 00:02:11,141 --> 00:02:12,321 The leg. 7 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:20,110 Still! Will you be still? - It's tight here. 8 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:23,890 Give me a break! What do you know? I made it, didn't I? 9 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,371 Yeah, but I have to wear it. - What does that mean? 10 00:02:28,173 --> 00:02:30,050 You're a master builder, right? 11 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:34,340 When you make a house, the tenants live inside. Not you. 12 00:02:34,609 --> 00:02:38,223 But you know how to make the houses and the tenants don't, eh? 13 00:02:38,453 --> 00:02:42,562 With a tailor it's the same thing. The jacket is a house and you're the tenant. 14 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,890 I'd like to put a sign here. 15 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,537 Entry is forbidden to those not involved in the work. 16 00:02:48,758 --> 00:02:49,919 What is it? 17 00:02:50,015 --> 00:02:52,939 You've planted a nail in the neck of the tenant. 18 00:02:53,015 --> 00:02:55,872 You're such a fatty, my boy. 19 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:00,490 I wanted to say.. Miss Bianca, is she OK? 20 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,291 Why shouldn't she be? She's fine. - I'm pleased. 21 00:03:04,479 --> 00:03:08,040 You know I think my brother-in-law has found the road? 22 00:03:08,267 --> 00:03:10,330 If I talk to the Commendatore, we'll take 23 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,250 the contract for the demolition of the whole lot towards Gaul. 24 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,930 A bargain worth millions! 25 00:03:16,135 --> 00:03:19,815 Money and health, two sides of the coin. Will you keep that arm still? 26 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,658 You know my decision, my dear Remo. 27 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:27,122 Until I find a husband for Catina, let's not talk about Bianca. 28 00:03:28,856 --> 00:03:31,541 But.. I'd like to be settled. 29 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:34,930 If you're in such a hurry, marry Catina and you'll be settled. 30 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,810 Yeah, I'd be settled alright! - Then wait. 31 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,824 In my house, the eldest gets married first, then the younger. 32 00:03:44,539 --> 00:03:47,684 And in my house, we send the nuts to the asylum! 33 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,602 Enlarge the space of this sleeve. Mr. Righetto's pants? 34 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:55,650 Well? The pants? 35 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,290 Maria, Maria! It's like a pigsty! 36 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,211 Maria, Maria, where are you? Ugly ape! 37 00:04:02,281 --> 00:04:04,919 Come on! Mr. Righetto's pants, hurry! 38 00:04:18,119 --> 00:04:20,509 Mr. Battista, are you being paid by the hospital? 39 00:04:20,579 --> 00:04:23,650 Me? Why? - I'm so cold, I'm getting pneumonia! 40 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,741 Be patient, Remo the master builder was inside trying on a suit. 41 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,370 I'm astonished that a tailor like you dresses such low class people. 42 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:35,865 Today, my dear, when a customer pays.. and believe me, Remo pays. 43 00:04:35,935 --> 00:04:37,625 He pays, but for sneaky reasons. 44 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,890 He pays the tailor hoping to get the father-in-law. 45 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,248 No, don't worry. I won't give Bianca to a bricklayer. 46 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,768 I need a son-in-law who can help me. 47 00:04:46,838 --> 00:04:49,420 He only makes houses and I already have one. 48 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:52,516 But one who has a delicatessen like you in times like these.. 49 00:04:52,586 --> 00:04:55,042 my dear Righetto, he's a goldmine. 50 00:04:55,112 --> 00:04:58,210 So let's put an end to this. I'll marry her right away. 51 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,570 You can bet your daughter'll be taken care of. 52 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,129 No, first Catina must marry. You know this. 53 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:06,049 This is an obsession! Get one settled at least. 54 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:08,796 No, no! First Catina! - Oh, lord! 55 00:05:08,866 --> 00:05:12,367 My dear Righetto, I can't take it anymore, I've had it up to here. 56 00:05:12,815 --> 00:05:15,406 She drives me crazy everyday. She's a torment. 57 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:18,520 You heard her before, right? And yesterday? You know what she did? 58 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:20,770 I don't want to. It's always the same story. 59 00:05:21,026 --> 00:05:23,083 Mr. Battista, - Eh? - Mr. Battista, 60 00:05:23,153 --> 00:05:26,347 Not to criticize my future dad, but these pants are a little wide, eh? 61 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:27,890 Yes, I'll take care of it. 62 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:32,322 But.. I have some good news to give you. 63 00:05:32,392 --> 00:05:34,210 What? - The American is coming. 64 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:37,915 Really? When? - He phoned from Lisbon, he'll be here any day. 65 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,490 But are you sure, he'll marry her? - Of course. 66 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,530 Sure, he's always written it. 67 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,727 He's always asking about her, "my Catina". 68 00:05:45,873 --> 00:05:48,525 And despite being far away, he's never changed his mind. 69 00:05:48,595 --> 00:05:50,667 Let's hope she doesn't change his mind. 70 00:05:50,737 --> 00:05:53,069 Don't say that, for heaven's sake! 71 00:05:53,139 --> 00:05:56,659 It'll be her not to want him. - What does she know? - But.. 72 00:05:56,729 --> 00:05:59,370 this time, I have high hopes. - Yeah? 73 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,020 He's not one of your typical idiots 74 00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:04,840 that hangs around the house. - Thanks a lot! 75 00:06:05,055 --> 00:06:06,509 No! I meant.. 76 00:06:06,579 --> 00:06:10,489 He's a novelty, get it? A novelty. He's from America, another world. 77 00:06:10,559 --> 00:06:13,538 If he tries to trick Catina, she'll send him to another world! 78 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:17,569 If I were her dad, I would've cured her with a few slaps! - Who? 79 00:06:17,843 --> 00:06:20,977 Some slaps to whom? Just try it, puppet head! 80 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,340 Catina! I won't let you offend customers. 81 00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:26,011 A fine idiot he must be to be your customer! 82 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,158 Catina, shut up! - Shut up, my ass! I'm talking! 83 00:06:29,228 --> 00:06:32,386 Who do you take me for? A beggar you can pass off to the first comer? 84 00:06:32,456 --> 00:06:35,550 Who's coming? You're American? I'll fix him! 85 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:38,924 I'll make him lose the will to marry me. - Blessed God! 86 00:06:38,994 --> 00:06:43,825 Do you want to be an old maid? - The oldest maid! You want me married? 87 00:06:43,895 --> 00:06:47,450 If you wanted married daughters so much you should have married them at birth. 88 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,853 But since I have to take care of myself, I'll do what I please. The end! 89 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,768 And you, mind your ham, that you've hidden in your cellar! 90 00:06:56,838 --> 00:06:59,730 And mind your business! Your stinking business! 91 00:07:00,006 --> 00:07:02,330 I'll make you want to slap girls! 92 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,367 But I.. - Shut up! And you shut up too! 93 00:07:05,437 --> 00:07:07,662 Miss! - Go to hell! 94 00:07:07,732 --> 00:07:11,130 I know why you're always here, you and that master builder! 95 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:14,450 Don't make a mess! - You don't want a mess, eh? 96 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,876 Get out of here! 97 00:07:25,974 --> 00:07:30,464 What are we going to do with such fathers? Yours wants to marry Catina first. 98 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,732 Mine wants me to marry a country cousin. 99 00:07:32,802 --> 00:07:34,958 Maybe she's prettier, richer than me. 100 00:07:35,028 --> 00:07:37,491 But I love only you. I can't give you up. 101 00:07:37,661 --> 00:07:40,819 Dear, I love you very much. Be patient. 102 00:07:40,889 --> 00:07:44,715 Pietruccio's arriving tomorrow. Let's go now before they see us. 103 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,105 Bye. 104 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,973 Good day, Miss Bianca. - Good day. 105 00:07:52,043 --> 00:07:55,236 I wanted to say.. You're nothing like your sister, eh? 106 00:07:55,306 --> 00:07:56,755 Yeah, I'm like myself. 107 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:01,069 No, no, I meant that your sister doesn't stop willingly with boys. 108 00:08:01,139 --> 00:08:05,475 Unlike you, who stops with this one or that one. - Yes, when I'm not in a rush. 109 00:08:05,929 --> 00:08:10,259 And.. I wanted to say.. then.. you could with me. 110 00:08:10,728 --> 00:08:12,080 I'm in a big hurry. 111 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,965 Ah, here's dad's treasure! - What's your problem? 112 00:08:20,035 --> 00:08:23,970 The house darling, the angel of the hearth. How precious you are! 113 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,213 My compliments, Miss Bianca. - Stop acting like a fool! 114 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:30,370 And when are you going to stop bringing these idiots here? 115 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,852 It makes me sick the way you encourage them! 116 00:08:32,922 --> 00:08:37,446 To get married, I must marry first. And I refuse to get married! 117 00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:38,904 I won't marry! Ever! 118 00:08:38,974 --> 00:08:41,874 "Sour", said the fox who couldn't reach the grapes. 119 00:08:41,944 --> 00:08:44,796 What's this with the fox? - You shouldn't put on airs. 120 00:08:44,866 --> 00:08:47,852 You won't get married, because no one wants you. That's the truth! 121 00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:51,389 Is that so, you ditz? I could have a hundred better than any of yours! 122 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,351 Keep singing, but if you think I'll marry to make you happy, 123 00:08:55,421 --> 00:08:57,187 you'll sing till your voice goes. 124 00:08:57,257 --> 00:09:00,650 I know you can't stand me! You can't wait until I'm gone! 125 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,883 Evil, selfish, heartless! 126 00:09:02,953 --> 00:09:05,937 You'll find yourself a scarecrow of a husband. 127 00:09:06,007 --> 00:09:08,210 Besides, there's one coming just for you! 128 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,648 Let him come! He'll get such a warm reception! 129 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,850 I'll bet you'll like him. How cute he was when he was young! 130 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,485 He made faces at you ever since he was a kid! 131 00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:19,967 It's true, he wasn't at the age of reason then, but.. 132 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:23,356 This is for now! When he comes, I'll give him the rest! 133 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,635 Pietruccio! - Battista! - Pietruccio! 134 00:09:43,705 --> 00:09:46,921 How are you? Welcome back. - Well found. How is the angel? 135 00:09:46,991 --> 00:09:50,152 My little angel? - What angel? - Come on, Catina, of course! 136 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:53,115 Ah, she's the angel! She's fine, the angel is fine. 137 00:09:53,185 --> 00:09:57,460 Let's get a taxi. - It takes more than a word to find one, this isn't America. 138 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,014 It'd be a miracle if we found a trap. There's one! 139 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,130 Hey! - To Piazza Colonna. 140 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,097 No, I called it first. - Who says so? - I do. 141 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:08,556 That's not enough. - Why? - Who called you first? - You did. 142 00:10:08,626 --> 00:10:09,983 Then I'll go here. 143 00:10:10,053 --> 00:10:13,370 I'll call a cop. - Good, let him carry you in his arms. 144 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,090 These people! That guy was looking for trouble, but I like to fight. 145 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,131 You'll get along with your little angel. To Porta Metronia. 146 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,618 Driver, please, stop. You've changed everything. 147 00:10:36,688 --> 00:10:38,450 Yes. - It's amazing, wonderful. 148 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,693 Down there was a narrow street, there was a hardware store. 149 00:10:41,763 --> 00:10:45,126 Bravo, Mr. Cesare's. - We bought nails there. - Exactly! 150 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,739 Poor Dad, he couldn't live without nails. 151 00:10:47,809 --> 00:10:51,793 But your father was a good man. But let's talk a little about you. 152 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,596 Were you able to make your million? 153 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:57,335 A lira less, a lira more. - Nice, I'm really happy. 154 00:10:57,405 --> 00:11:00,993 Things were going pretty well there, but when I heard there was a war.. 155 00:11:01,063 --> 00:11:02,456 Italy is Italy. - Sure. 156 00:11:02,526 --> 00:11:05,330 What are those bags over there? - There for the bombs. 157 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,490 One never knows. - Bombs! 158 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,001 Is Catina afraid of the bombs? - Catina? Please! 159 00:11:10,138 --> 00:11:14,899 Imagine, she's not even afraid of the devil. - Good, I like a girl with guts. 160 00:11:14,969 --> 00:11:17,690 Her guts are fine, if anything it's her heart.. 161 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,453 Her heart? Palpitations? - What palpitations? She's healthy as a horse! 162 00:11:21,523 --> 00:11:23,204 Shall we go? - Yes. 163 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:27,605 Well then? - It's better that I tell you right away, given your intentions. 164 00:11:27,675 --> 00:11:31,644 The girl is a little.. lively. - Good, I like liveliness. 165 00:11:31,851 --> 00:11:34,360 She's touchy.. - You mean she's proud. 166 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,553 Then sometimes she's harsh, bitter, worse than a lemon. 167 00:11:37,623 --> 00:11:39,819 Good. I like lemons a lot. 168 00:11:40,276 --> 00:11:41,784 Anything else? - No, no. 169 00:11:42,478 --> 00:11:46,290 It's only that sometimes she's angry, stubborn, 170 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,850 bullying and mouthy. There, I told you all. 171 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,842 After what you told me, I need to tell you something. 172 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,539 You don't want to do it? - No.. - It's OK, I knew it. 173 00:11:55,609 --> 00:11:58,770 I wanted to say if you like, I'll marry Catina tomorrow. 174 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,350 Don't go crazy, we're not in America. 175 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,983 He shouldn't delay. 176 00:12:17,287 --> 00:12:20,530 Unless he hasn't changed his mind.. - He hasn't even talked to her! 177 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,964 Maybe the rumor spread up to America. 178 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,008 Right! And when do I get married? 179 00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:28,353 You? I'm the one marrying! - And me? 180 00:12:28,423 --> 00:12:30,627 Do what you want, but I'm marrying Bianca. 181 00:12:30,697 --> 00:12:34,890 I think Bianca should have her say. - Then let Bianca speak and you shut up! 182 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,510 I'll be quiet, but you too! - Hands off! 183 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,167 Here they are. 184 00:12:43,536 --> 00:12:47,049 Remember to speak well of Catina, OK? - You take me for a fool? 185 00:12:47,119 --> 00:12:49,440 No.. but I could be wrong. 186 00:12:51,775 --> 00:12:53,603 Stop. No, wait here. 187 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:59,357 Here are my friends. Meet Pietruccio Belli. 188 00:12:59,427 --> 00:13:01,450 Hello. - This is Righetto Scanise. 189 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,370 Owner of that nice delicatessen. - A pleasure. 190 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:10,323 And this is the master builder. - Remo Zanoni, builder. - A pleasure. 191 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,440 But all is new here, changed. - All, you noticed? 192 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:16,730 I wouldn't have recognized it. - It's nicer, isn't it? 193 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,730 I had a hand in it too. 194 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,631 Yes, it's nice. But I remember it as it used to be. - Yeah. 195 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,530 But where was my home? 196 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,570 There. And there was the inn of poor Gaetano. Do you remember? 197 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,770 Yes, I remember. - Now Miss Ortensia runs it, 198 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,923 a capable widow. Look the skyscrapers. 199 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,730 Yes. But Porta Metronia was lovely even back then. 200 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,490 All around were meadows up to the end of that wall. 201 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,918 How many bruises Catina and I gave each other! 202 00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:47,674 Did you have a good trip? - A little shaky. - Bad weather, the ocean in winter. 203 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,850 The ocean was very calm, but I came to blows with strangers every other day. 204 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,951 Here, you'll also do that. - What do you mean? 205 00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:58,460 Nothing. He means that you've been expected. 206 00:13:58,530 --> 00:14:00,605 There's one who yearns for you. - Right. 207 00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:04,770 I know, my dear Catina! - How dear she is! - Such a darling! 208 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,890 Are you retarded? You wash it again? 209 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,722 I had laid it out, but the wind threw it to the ground. 210 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:13,654 I'll show you the wind! And the clips? What are they for? 211 00:14:14,058 --> 00:14:16,678 Moron! - Don't touch me! - It's Catina! 212 00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:20,007 No, what an idea! - It must be the daughter of what's her name.. 213 00:14:20,077 --> 00:14:22,010 the cousin of that one, the wife of.. 214 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,348 You're trying to trick me. Give me a break, it's Catina! 215 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,659 Catina! 216 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,830 I recognize the voice, it's really her! 217 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,584 She hasn't changed a bit. How glad I am. Dad! 218 00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:37,490 Tonight, we'll have a feast at Ortensia's. You're all invited! - Yes.. 219 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,744 Mrs. Ortensia, how are we doing? - At 7:45, I bring out the pasta. 220 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,684 It'll be a true symposium. - Please, do us proud. 221 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,569 Evening, Righetto. How elegant you are! 222 00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:06,089 It's a new and already a button came off. See? 223 00:15:06,159 --> 00:15:09,959 Mr. Battista sews them with spit. - No biggie. Want me to fix it? 224 00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:13,906 You want to sew the button? - For that, I'll do two. 225 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,582 Evening, Pietruccio. - Evening. 226 00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:20,002 Evening! - Better take your places. 227 00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:22,970 No chaos. - Are we in school? - No chaos! 228 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,948 You know what they say? - No. 229 00:15:25,018 --> 00:15:28,663 The old hen makes a good broth. But you don't like broth. 230 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:34,389 As to that, I like broth a lot. And I also like the hen. 231 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,886 Aren't you ready yet? - You'll see. 232 00:15:36,956 --> 00:15:39,458 I must make myself pretty. Today, I finally see 233 00:15:39,528 --> 00:15:43,170 this wonder that comes on purpose from the land of skyscrapers to marry me. 234 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,112 What a fool! I'll show him what to do with a skyscraper! 235 00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:49,966 Then there'll be that sentimental reunion at Ortensia's among lamb and onions. 236 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,110 How poetic! 237 00:15:51,237 --> 00:15:54,140 Come on, it's eight o'clock, hurry. - Such a rush! 238 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:58,847 You're not getting married. We'll arrive just in time to make him regret this. 239 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,624 But you look so cute, it's clear you want to be a hit. 240 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,509 I want to hit him on the head! Shut up or you'll get it too. 241 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,208 Be good. - How I'd like to not even go! 242 00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:18,584 Catina, do it for me. - Get the hell off! 243 00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:21,027 Your craving to get married is disgusting! 244 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,690 Ouch! My foot, my foot! 245 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,530 You hurt your foot? - The leg too! The leg too! 246 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,892 Help! Be gentle. Maria, Maria! Help me. 247 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:39,770 Bring me to my bed. 248 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,810 Maria, where are you? 249 00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:45,566 What did you do? - Be gentle. 250 00:16:47,263 --> 00:16:49,121 Damn retards! 251 00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:55,487 Jerks! Oh, how it hurts! 252 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,562 How it hurts! 253 00:16:57,873 --> 00:16:59,746 You can't do crap! 254 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:02,266 Be patient, Catina, be patient. 255 00:17:02,336 --> 00:17:05,331 The hell with patience, I'm hurting! I can't be on my feet. 256 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,095 The leg must be broken. 257 00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:12,607 Let me take off your shoe. - I don't want anything from you. 258 00:17:13,673 --> 00:17:16,850 Go immediately to Mrs. Ortensia's. Tell them that imbecile got me hurt! 259 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,817 And that I can't come. - Catina, you're not hurt! Get up! 260 00:17:20,194 --> 00:17:21,996 You're killing me! Killing me.. 261 00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:26,394 Where am I? 262 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,835 Maria. 263 00:17:30,624 --> 00:17:33,681 Stay here on guard. - Me with her? Never. 264 00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:37,446 Don't you see she's fainted? - What if she dies? - She won't. 265 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:42,046 And if she is dying, someone will come to grant her last wish. 266 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,146 How do you feel? - However I want! Shut up! 267 00:17:51,428 --> 00:17:53,322 There.. she's gone. 268 00:17:53,392 --> 00:17:55,324 Then nothing is broken! 269 00:17:55,394 --> 00:17:58,681 Unless you want me break something on you, don't say a word! 270 00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:00,688 Now get out, because you're an idiot! 271 00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:05,104 Damn, it's really ruined! - What, the leg? 272 00:18:05,174 --> 00:18:08,467 Worse, the stocking! Damn that American and those who sent for him! 273 00:18:08,537 --> 00:18:11,270 Just look what a girl must do to keep herself pure! 274 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,238 You want to keep pure? - Of course. 275 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,840 Why? 276 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,721 Oh, finally! - Dad. 277 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,048 What is it? And where's your sister? 278 00:18:23,118 --> 00:18:25,260 An accident. - An accident? 279 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,569 Talk and stop panting! 280 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,157 Catina on the stairs.. - Well? - She slipped. 281 00:18:30,227 --> 00:18:32,859 She hurt her leg, her foot.. I don't know. - Her leg. 282 00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:35,010 We must take action. Let's go. - Yes. 283 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,890 Catina broke her leg? Is she really hurt? Really? 284 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,249 Is she in a lot of pain? - Come, come, come. 285 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,565 Mr. Battista, Mr. Battista! 286 00:18:44,117 --> 00:18:45,530 There went dinner. 287 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,246 One moment. - What? - I must tell you I don't believe it. - Why? 288 00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:52,294 You know how Catina is when she gets hurt. She worse than cats. 289 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:56,000 For me, it's all an act because she doesn't want to meet you. 290 00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:58,210 But no, don't listen to this blabbermouth! 291 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,170 She maybe really hurt. 292 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,328 In any case, you need a specialist. Yes, there's Dr. Rosa. 293 00:19:03,398 --> 00:19:05,638 No, leave it to me. I know one who's famous. 294 00:19:07,152 --> 00:19:10,412 It's done. Meanwhile with this story I need a few stitches. 295 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,610 Here they are. Start crying. - Me! - I said cry! 296 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,050 But I can't! - I'll show you how! 297 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,631 See how that works? 298 00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:21,359 Now shut up! If you talk, you're dead. Open it! 299 00:19:25,714 --> 00:19:28,523 How is she? - Very bad. Here's the doctor. 300 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,241 Oh, the pain! 301 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,357 Oh, the pain! 302 00:19:48,088 --> 00:19:49,362 It's normal. 303 00:19:51,477 --> 00:19:54,174 Seems fine. - But it's my leg that hurts. 304 00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:55,646 One moment. Your tongue? 305 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,170 All the way out! 306 00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,466 Long and dirty. Which leg hurts? 307 00:19:59,536 --> 00:20:01,392 This one. No, the left! 308 00:20:01,462 --> 00:20:04,576 Is it this one or that one? - Ah, that one! - Be still! 309 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,930 Bad, very bad. 310 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,275 The leg is broken in three places. - What? 311 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:23,270 Be still. - Is it serious? Can it be repaired? 312 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:26,010 We can't just fix it like a sewing machine. - Ah, right. 313 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,450 We'll try a good cast all the way to the hip. 314 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,602 Let's hope we can avoid amputation. - I hope so. 315 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:37,689 The trouble is these kinds of pains don't come alone but produce "sympathy". 316 00:20:37,924 --> 00:20:39,770 Do you know what "sympathy" is? 317 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,518 "Sympathy"? No. - Right. 318 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,450 It means when a body falls sick, 319 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,424 the symmetry, via sympathy, manifests the same symptoms: 320 00:20:48,494 --> 00:20:51,187 Eye with eye, ear with ear, leg with leg. Let's see. 321 00:20:51,257 --> 00:20:54,600 What are you doing? - I want to see if there's sympathy with the other leg. 322 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,370 Is there sympathy? - There's no harm here. 323 00:21:02,863 --> 00:21:05,132 I think we should plaster the other one. - No! 324 00:21:05,202 --> 00:21:07,088 No, it's not possible! - Don't move! 325 00:21:07,158 --> 00:21:10,505 We'll need to apply a little poultice to prepare the work. 326 00:21:10,816 --> 00:21:13,489 Miss, please, go straight to the pharmacy 327 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,011 and get this. 328 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,828 Please, the strongest one. 329 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,877 The skin must make bubbles. 330 00:21:21,116 --> 00:21:22,890 Leave me alone with the patient. 331 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:27,503 Do you think that she'll be lame? - We'll do our best. - Great! 332 00:21:27,573 --> 00:21:30,728 We'll do our best, but I can't deny how serious this case is. 333 00:21:30,798 --> 00:21:33,968 If the patient isn't very patient. Go. You understand? - Yes. 334 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,252 Now, take off your clothes. 335 00:21:39,322 --> 00:21:42,823 But I'm fine, Doctor, it was all an act. - An act? 336 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,004 Why? - Please, Doctor, be nice, help me. 337 00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:48,690 You seem like a gentleman. 338 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,047 Though as a doctor, you're not worth a damn.. 339 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:52,715 Explain yourself. 340 00:21:53,055 --> 00:21:55,946 I pretended my leg was broke so I wouldn't go to a party 341 00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:59,048 where I'd meet a man, my dad wanted me to marry, whom I don't want. 342 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:03,550 I see. How come you don't want him? - That's my business. Let's drop it. 343 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,258 I don't want him, that's all! 344 00:22:05,645 --> 00:22:09,873 Why? Is he ugly? - It's been so long, I don't even know what he looks like. 345 00:22:09,943 --> 00:22:12,006 But I don't like him anyway. 346 00:22:12,478 --> 00:22:13,554 One moment! 347 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,584 Glandular disfunction producing obsessions and nervous hypertensions. 348 00:22:18,654 --> 00:22:23,890 Disfunction! I don't want him because I want a man to come like I want or nobody! 349 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,020 And what type of man do you want? 350 00:22:26,090 --> 00:22:27,777 Handsome. - Pietruccio's not? 351 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,650 I haven't seen him but he can't be handsome. Dad likes him. 352 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,377 And I know my dad's tastes. 353 00:22:32,447 --> 00:22:34,499 And how are your tastes? - Difficult. 354 00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:36,663 Am I handsome, for example? 355 00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:40,935 You! Oh, god, there are uglier. But you're a doctor, I don't like that. 356 00:22:41,005 --> 00:22:43,967 Always around diseases, legs, "sympathies". 357 00:22:44,037 --> 00:22:46,660 Then you've declared war on Pietruccio? - To the death. 358 00:22:46,797 --> 00:22:48,631 I began with a blockade. - Stop! 359 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,335 Let me see your pupils! - Why? - Just a second! 360 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,970 What are you doing? - Quiet! 361 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,321 Don't move. 362 00:23:02,272 --> 00:23:03,517 Look to the right. 363 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,211 Now to the left. 364 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,544 Up. Down. Left once again. 365 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,487 Again, again, again! - My eyes can't take it.. - Be still! 366 00:23:19,203 --> 00:23:20,548 Damn it! 367 00:23:21,949 --> 00:23:24,808 It's a full blown case! - Doctor! 368 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,411 Are you a brave girl? 369 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,370 Well.. I think so. 370 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,247 I never play the part of the ostrich. I follow my system. 371 00:23:33,317 --> 00:23:35,275 I always tell my patients the truth. 372 00:23:35,431 --> 00:23:37,383 When you fell, you hit your head. 373 00:23:37,581 --> 00:23:38,641 Me? 374 00:23:38,894 --> 00:23:41,510 I didn't.. at least I don't think so. 375 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,145 I don't remember. 376 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,930 You see that: the most serious symptom. 377 00:23:55,589 --> 00:23:56,665 Ah, yes.. 378 00:23:57,084 --> 00:23:59,705 There's something in your head that doesn't work right. 379 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:05,170 Lesions to the temporal meniscus, with repercussions to the cerebral brain cells 380 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,410 to the grey matter and the branches of the optical spinal cord. 381 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,069 All of that? - There's more, poor child. 382 00:24:11,139 --> 00:24:15,323 Now I understand your insensitivity of the triple fracture of the tibia. Still! 383 00:24:15,774 --> 00:24:17,357 Don't move, whatever you do. 384 00:24:17,427 --> 00:24:19,312 Any movement could be fatal. 385 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,972 Hey, girl! 386 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,742 What's the maid's name? 387 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,118 Her name is something.. her name is.. 388 00:24:28,506 --> 00:24:31,284 Oh, god. I can't remember. 389 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,302 Oh, yeah. Maria. 390 00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:35,207 Maria! Maria! 391 00:24:35,486 --> 00:24:39,081 A bucket of cold water, but it must be freezing, ice cold. 392 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,130 We'll try hydrotherapy. - Hydro..? - ..therapy. - What does that mean? 393 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,330 You need a shock to your nervous system. 394 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,070 Here, Doctor. - Good. 395 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,412 Give me a towel. 396 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,447 Don't be afraid. 397 00:25:24,685 --> 00:25:26,970 Ah, are you crazy? - It's for your own good! 398 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,247 What an idiot! Help, he's crazy! 399 00:25:29,317 --> 00:25:30,945 Be still! - Dad, help! 400 00:25:31,015 --> 00:25:33,161 Be good! Be still! 401 00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:35,890 It's a small attack, I do it to make you happy. 402 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,530 What shall we do? - It's a small attack. 403 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,983 Rascal! Who sent you, damned imposter! 404 00:25:41,053 --> 00:25:44,057 Who sent me? - Who sent you? - Pietruccio Belli sent me. 405 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,573 Pietruccio? Now, I'll take care of this! 406 00:25:48,643 --> 00:25:50,270 Ah, finally! 407 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:54,463 Pietruccio? Where's Pietruccio? - He went out to find a specialist. 408 00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:56,317 And how's the leg? 409 00:25:56,387 --> 00:25:58,013 The leg's fine, see? 410 00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,576 Where's that jerk? 411 00:25:59,646 --> 00:26:02,820 Be calm, he's coming.. - If I get my claws on him! 412 00:26:03,139 --> 00:26:04,684 Fine specialist he sent me! 413 00:26:04,754 --> 00:26:08,842 A scoundrel like him! I'll make his head like mine! I'll make.. 414 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,049 This time, I'm serious! 415 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,686 He'll end up at Regina Coeli. - Catina! 416 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,285 My sweet Catina! What joy to see you again! 417 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,765 Don't you recognize me? It's me, Pietruccio. Pietruccio! 418 00:26:21,801 --> 00:26:23,902 Your Pietruccio. - Let me go! 419 00:26:23,972 --> 00:26:26,567 My darling! - Jerk! - May I, Dad? 420 00:26:34,949 --> 00:26:36,500 Here she is. Catina! 421 00:26:39,939 --> 00:26:42,770 The alarm! - I could kill them! 422 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,081 Don't get excited. Calm and quick. 423 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,645 There's room for all. 424 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,240 Where's Bianca? 425 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:02,329 Bianca! Where is she? - Bianca! 426 00:27:02,399 --> 00:27:04,785 Don't worry, she's here. She came down with me. 427 00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:07,479 See? And you were afraid he wouldn't marry her! 428 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,204 Who are they? 429 00:27:17,030 --> 00:27:19,832 That's our after work theatrical troupe. 430 00:27:19,902 --> 00:27:22,043 They were reciting.. - "Goodbye, Youth". 431 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,011 Quiet! The play goes on. 432 00:27:28,538 --> 00:27:30,451 Mario. - Dorina. 433 00:27:30,521 --> 00:27:33,850 I'd like to give you one thing, a small thing.. 434 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,567 that I had promised you. - What is it? 435 00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:39,724 It's probably not as nice as your cousin's. 436 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,863 It's a wallet with your name. 437 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,391 Oh, Dorina! - Mario! 438 00:27:46,951 --> 00:27:49,370 Dor�. - I embroidered it myself. 439 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,851 And you will carry it. 440 00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:53,048 Yes, my little dear. 441 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,530 Have a good trip, Mario. 442 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,411 Farewell, Dor�. Goodbye, love. 443 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,171 Write to me. - Yes. 444 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,728 Dor�! - Mario! 445 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,090 Goodbye, love. 446 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,271 Goodbye, youth. 447 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:21,444 # Dead is the beauty. 448 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:27,008 # Youth does not come back. 449 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:32,730 # The time passed without love, 450 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,850 # it will not return. 451 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,602 # It will not come back. 452 00:28:42,672 --> 00:28:44,730 This whining was all we needed! 453 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,240 Bravo! 454 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,970 One moment, gentlemen. 455 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,570 Now we'll give another play. 456 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,810 I'll be the leading man and Catina, the leading lady. 457 00:29:03,955 --> 00:29:05,018 Who am I? 458 00:29:05,088 --> 00:29:08,330 Some guy. Who is Catina? Say it out loud, if you know her. 459 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,514 A plague! - A living hell! 460 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:13,206 A disaster! - The Wrath of God! 461 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:19,118 You're all vermin who pick on a helpless woman! 462 00:29:19,188 --> 00:29:21,183 The soul of a weak woman! 463 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:26,801 But I don't give a crap what you think! Have fun! - Catina! 464 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,601 Catina. 465 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,220 One moment! The play's not over. 466 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,360 Here you see, my good people, poor Pietruccio abandoned. 467 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,271 Miss, it's forbidden to leave during the alarm. - I want to! 468 00:29:40,341 --> 00:29:43,609 I'm sorry, but you must stay here. - I'll do whatever I like! 469 00:29:43,679 --> 00:29:46,367 Keep quiet and don't make a fuss. Go back to your place. 470 00:29:46,437 --> 00:29:49,543 And after many years, the poor Pietruccio.. 471 00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:52,856 returned to his beautiful Rome to fall at the feet 472 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:55,656 of the angelic, of the mild Catina! 473 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,977 Oh, finally! The leading lady's back. 474 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,176 Speak, Catina, you do your part too. 475 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,301 Come on, just one word! 476 00:30:04,556 --> 00:30:05,645 Moron! 477 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,330 Amiable creature! 478 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,449 But if you stay there, nobody'll hear your sweet voice. Come here, my love. 479 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,086 Come here, sweetiepie. - Buffoon! 480 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:21,447 Silence! The leading lady has spoken. Now, it's my turn. 481 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,341 Sweet Catina! Adorable Catina! 482 00:30:32,773 --> 00:30:34,907 You have annoyed us enough. 483 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,800 Jerk! 484 00:30:39,937 --> 00:30:41,375 I ask you, 485 00:30:41,445 --> 00:30:45,391 what should I do to end this charming love duet? 486 00:30:45,461 --> 00:30:47,929 Send her to the country! - Slap her silly! 487 00:30:47,999 --> 00:30:49,329 The public has spoken. 488 00:30:49,399 --> 00:30:53,330 A few idiots have spoken! You can't fool me like this! 489 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,567 He will do whatever I want. 490 00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:59,697 And if I wanted to, I'd marry him tomorrow or even right now! 491 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,876 Are you sure, dear? - Yes, very sure. 492 00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:07,597 Such certainty, my sweet Catina, honors and moves me. 493 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:10,650 But what's the use, if you won't say one word to your Romeo? 494 00:31:10,853 --> 00:31:15,361 I ask for one little word like the earth asks for water after a long drought. 495 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,691 Catina, my sweet, only say, "Yes, I'll marry you." 496 00:31:18,761 --> 00:31:22,457 Pietruccio, don't get fooled! - If you marry her, you're a fool! 497 00:31:22,527 --> 00:31:23,907 You mustn't marry her! 498 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,641 Silence! Yes, I'll marry you. 499 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,606 Excellent. 500 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:35,226 Then I say to you, "No, I won't marry you!" 501 00:31:35,863 --> 00:31:37,976 Say that again, if you dare! 502 00:31:38,046 --> 00:31:39,288 I won't marry you! 503 00:31:39,358 --> 00:31:42,010 Yes, you will. Even if you're dead, you'll marry me! 504 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,885 Let the world end tomorrow, I'll publish the banns! 505 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,108 Hear that? Even the siren was whistling! 506 00:31:54,009 --> 00:31:56,731 Bianca has snuck off. - Oh, right, Bianca. Bianca! 507 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,130 Where's Bianca? Bianca! - Here I am, dad! 508 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,250 Were you getting stuff for my leg? 509 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,003 I'd like to talk to her. - And I'd like to sleep. 510 00:32:06,073 --> 00:32:08,402 It's late, boys, night. - Night, Miss Bianca. 511 00:32:08,472 --> 00:32:10,044 Go on, let's go! 512 00:32:10,114 --> 00:32:13,411 Catina! Catina! Goodnight, Catina. 513 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,465 Bye, Matilda. - Bye. - Night, Bianca. 514 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,514 There's nothing to be done. It's getting dark. There's no light in the window. 515 00:32:31,386 --> 00:32:33,691 If he were here instead of this rug! 516 00:32:33,761 --> 00:32:35,537 I know, but you still may refuse. 517 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,010 Nothing doing! When I say something, it's done! 518 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,478 Yes, I'll marry him. I'll marry him! But, you'll see, I'll make him sorry! 519 00:32:42,653 --> 00:32:45,825 How he'll be sorry! - Catina! Catina! 520 00:32:45,895 --> 00:32:48,456 What do these blabbermouths want? - Catina! 521 00:32:48,526 --> 00:32:52,288 What do you want? - Congratulations! May you have many sons! 522 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,763 Come here, you ugly ape! 523 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,970 Joy, Catina, joy! I'm here! 524 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,500 Magnificent! Such clarity! 525 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,384 A real rainbow. - I wish it were mine! 526 00:33:18,272 --> 00:33:20,775 Have you ever seen its like? - Wonderful. 527 00:33:22,415 --> 00:33:25,561 I wonder how much it costs! - It costs my freedom. 528 00:33:25,631 --> 00:33:28,025 What's up, aren't you working today? 529 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,448 My dear! My sweet Catina. 530 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,035 Our happiness must have witnesses, right? - Yes, but not for what I need to say. 531 00:33:36,105 --> 00:33:37,970 Out! - Out! - You too. - You too. 532 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,602 You too, Dad. - Me? Yes, I'm going too. 533 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,286 Look, Pietruccio.. 534 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,882 Give me your hand. 535 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,287 If you think you can hoodwink me with that, you can keep it. - Well.. 536 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,690 I keep it so people won't talk, no other reason. 537 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,420 It looks good on you. 538 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,170 Listen to me carefully. 539 00:34:08,403 --> 00:34:11,236 The farce you played last night at the shelter is still here! 540 00:34:11,306 --> 00:34:13,508 I thought it was there. - Wiseass! 541 00:34:13,578 --> 00:34:17,371 I'll make you never want to joke again. Now, listen. 542 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,758 For now, the thing is what it is. Fine. 543 00:34:20,828 --> 00:34:24,072 But we're getting married. - Yeah, we're getting married. 544 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:28,242 But get it into your head, that between you and me will be nothing. 545 00:34:28,312 --> 00:34:31,164 Not even a little bit, not even a kiss, you understand? 546 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:34,312 I do understand. Not even a kiss? 547 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,387 So much the worse for you. 548 00:34:36,457 --> 00:34:41,103 The worse for me! That is to laugh! Lowlife! 549 00:34:41,266 --> 00:34:44,494 I want to put you through so much, that you won't even have the strength 550 00:34:44,564 --> 00:34:46,575 to curse the day you married me! 551 00:34:46,645 --> 00:34:49,770 Dear! You don't know how it excites me to hear this love talk! 552 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,741 Give me your hand, heart of my heart. 553 00:34:51,811 --> 00:34:55,365 Look how easy and cute it is. Give me your other hand. Let's see.. 554 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,225 No, it won't work. "Marriage without kisses, a ring without stones". 555 00:35:01,295 --> 00:35:02,552 Just as you want it. 556 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,068 Goodbye, love. 557 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,833 Farewell, my heart of hearts! 558 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,030 Now what? - Now, I'm going to find a castle. 559 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,213 A castle? - Yes, a castle with a park. 560 00:35:21,283 --> 00:35:24,943 Oaks trees and roses, lots of roses to embower life with. 561 00:35:25,013 --> 00:35:28,820 While you're there, maybe less roses and more potatoes. 562 00:35:28,890 --> 00:35:30,321 We get down to business. 563 00:35:30,999 --> 00:35:34,071 What's this? - The ring I had given her. 564 00:35:34,652 --> 00:35:38,694 Damn, that's worth a fortune! Where did it go? - Here it is. 565 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,133 But this isn't it. 566 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,170 What do you want me to say? Catina is so demure, 567 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:50,091 the other one overawed her. So I have it here safe. 568 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,312 Goodbye, Dad. 569 00:36:06,759 --> 00:36:09,487 Leave it to me, don't worry. - Here he is. 570 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,330 The student Guarnacci. Cavaliere Biondelli. 571 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,370 For heaven's sake, no titles. Just Biondelli. 572 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,939 Because if anything, I'm a "cavaliere ufficiale". 573 00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:22,443 But that darn title is a bit too long and no one would call me anything. 574 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:26,921 Some people even call me "commendatore", but I don't care for it. 575 00:36:26,991 --> 00:36:28,330 So, commendatore.. 576 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:32,290 Rascal, he did it! Well, okay with "commendatore". 577 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,090 Have a seat. Such a nice young man. 578 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,627 So we want to get married, eh? 579 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:40,211 The very nice Ortensia has told me all. 580 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,149 And I immediately grasped the situation. Laughable stuff! 581 00:36:44,219 --> 00:36:47,076 A super easy case. Nothing to worry about. 582 00:36:47,146 --> 00:36:49,179 Never worry while you're alive. 583 00:36:49,305 --> 00:36:52,810 So, you want to marry, but you have two rivals. 584 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,440 Very good, this means the girl is a great beauty. 585 00:36:57,013 --> 00:37:00,728 Tell me, does the girl's father like you? 586 00:37:00,798 --> 00:37:02,837 Because if he does, we're set. 587 00:37:02,907 --> 00:37:07,290 Go to him and say.. - Commendatore, then you haven't understood anything. 588 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,092 Young man, beware, I understand on the fly. 589 00:37:10,162 --> 00:37:12,330 Then Mrs. Ortensia didn't explain it well. 590 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,764 When he caught me with his daughter Mr. Battista threw me out like a thief! 591 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:18,631 Then, he doesn't like you. See how quickly I get things? 592 00:37:18,701 --> 00:37:22,451 Young man, don't fool yourself. The girl's father doesn't like you. 593 00:37:22,521 --> 00:37:24,090 And you say not to worry! 594 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,500 Wait. Let's examine the situation. Do you have a lucrative profession? 595 00:37:28,631 --> 00:37:30,439 No, I haven't yet graduated. 596 00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:33,466 Got it: lucre, nix. And your family? 597 00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:35,928 At home we're fine, but my father.. 598 00:37:35,998 --> 00:37:38,348 He's opposed. I get it. It's a mess. 599 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,634 Her father says no, his father says no, who then would be you.. 600 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,650 Therefore, given that we have two opposing fathers, 601 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,506 why don't we pull out a third father who consents? 602 00:37:49,576 --> 00:37:51,471 Another father? Whose father? 603 00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:55,191 Yours. Your father who consents to his beloved son's marriage, 604 00:37:55,261 --> 00:37:58,430 promising him financial and moral support. 605 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,334 But don't you understand that.. 606 00:38:00,404 --> 00:38:03,055 Young man, I repeat that I understand everything. 607 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:05,210 All that needs to be understood et ultra. 608 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,864 Which means in Latin, "If only everybody understood like me". 609 00:38:08,934 --> 00:38:11,182 I bet that Mrs. Ortensia understood. 610 00:38:11,252 --> 00:38:12,764 Leave it to him. 611 00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:16,980 She's a woman! And women always understand tricks. 612 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:18,417 I'm his father. 613 00:38:18,601 --> 00:38:23,001 Ah, his father! And to what do I owe.. Please, have a seat. 614 00:38:23,071 --> 00:38:25,610 Sorry, but I won't sit down even for a bit. 615 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,530 Why? - Because a father won't sit 616 00:38:28,738 --> 00:38:31,710 where his son isn't allowed to stand. 617 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,233 Ah, you're alluding to.. 618 00:38:35,303 --> 00:38:38,030 I see that you too understand everything! 619 00:38:38,405 --> 00:38:42,496 You know, nowadays to educate and watch out for one's daughters.. 620 00:38:42,566 --> 00:38:46,766 I'm not arguing your ideas on education, as mine are very severe. 621 00:38:46,836 --> 00:38:48,530 But not all cases are alike. 622 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,263 If your daughter had been presented to me, 623 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:54,170 I would've treated her the way her family deserves. 624 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,744 Why, you don't.. - Don't stand on my account. 625 00:38:56,814 --> 00:38:58,779 No, please, after you. 626 00:38:58,849 --> 00:39:03,046 I won't sit, because my sitting would take on a symbolic significance. 627 00:39:04,849 --> 00:39:07,690 You see, Cavaliere.. - Commendatore. 628 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,570 Sorry. You see Commendatore, I still don't understand it. 629 00:39:12,736 --> 00:39:13,986 Let's sit then. 630 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,530 So, dear Mr. Minola, it's better to speak frankly. 631 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,770 Your daughter is not a good match. 632 00:39:20,931 --> 00:39:22,031 In what way? 633 00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:24,295 In regards to my son. 634 00:39:24,365 --> 00:39:29,569 If I may so, we're from the best families of Frosinone. Houses, vineyards, land. 635 00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:33,171 So, my son, and I'm not just saying this, is very well off. 636 00:39:33,241 --> 00:39:35,998 Get it? And what do we have here? A tailor. 637 00:39:36,068 --> 00:39:39,528 Thriving but still a tailor, an artisan. 638 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,952 But since my scion is in love, 639 00:39:42,357 --> 00:39:47,658 it means that when I'm gone the houses, vineyards and lands'll be enjoyed by two. 640 00:39:47,838 --> 00:39:53,418 But.. but are you really sure the young man has serious intentions? 641 00:39:53,488 --> 00:39:57,546 He enlisted his father's help! - Ah, right. I beg your pardon. 642 00:39:57,616 --> 00:40:01,388 No more talk, let's shake on it. Long live the bride and groom. - But.. 643 00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:05,501 Do you have anymore objections? - No, none. It's just.. 644 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,810 You know how it is. Give me a few days to think about it. 645 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,693 E transeat! I'll wait till Sunday. 646 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,465 Frosinone. 647 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,555 Goodbye. - My regards, Commendatore. 648 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:19,865 For heaven's sake, no titles, we're almost family. 649 00:40:20,702 --> 00:40:21,753 Thank you. 650 00:40:22,797 --> 00:40:24,104 I don't see them. 651 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,730 We've been waiting a while. - What can I do? 652 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,550 What are we doing here? What if they don't come? - They'll come. 653 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,577 I can't take it anymore. I'll catch pneumonia! 654 00:40:42,647 --> 00:40:45,848 He wants to kill me. He wants to be a widower! 655 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,401 But the priest has been waiting an hour. - Alright, but.. 656 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,813 There he is! 657 00:41:07,931 --> 00:41:09,815 Joy, Catina, I'm here. 658 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,570 Sorry I'm late, my treasure, I just came from the castle. 659 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,808 What a surprise! 660 00:41:17,878 --> 00:41:22,274 But I had a car accident and I didn't have time to change. Forgive me, my love. 661 00:41:22,495 --> 00:41:24,372 Now then, gentlemen, we're ready. 662 00:41:24,442 --> 00:41:26,310 Joy, Catina! Let's go. 663 00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:30,205 Do you want as your lawfully wedded wife, Catina Minola? 664 00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:40,366 Yes. 665 00:41:41,771 --> 00:41:46,975 Catina Minola, are you content to take as a lawfully wedded husband, Pietro Belli? 666 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:06,731 Yes. 667 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:09,642 I join you in marriage. 668 00:42:16,149 --> 00:42:19,465 Long live the newlyweds! 669 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,020 Come, Catina, let's go. 670 00:42:25,332 --> 00:42:27,821 But.. do you expect me to climb in? 671 00:42:27,891 --> 00:42:30,864 What, dear? It's my present to you. - What an effort! 672 00:42:30,934 --> 00:42:34,032 It's not brand new, but downhill it can go 110 an hour. 673 00:42:34,102 --> 00:42:36,178 And they don't make cars like this anymore. 674 00:42:36,248 --> 00:42:39,230 We must leave because if the oven goes out, the pot won't boil 675 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,991 and the engine won't run. Quick, to the castle. Get on. 676 00:42:43,286 --> 00:42:46,063 But.. but first there's a banquet. 677 00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:47,869 Dear, don't it on my account. 678 00:42:47,939 --> 00:42:50,770 Remember, you didn't even want to have lunch when I arrived. 679 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,410 Forget the banquet! We'll eat at the castle. Come on. 680 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,329 But at home, it's all ready. 681 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,536 Father-in-law, the newlyweds want to be alone. 682 00:43:00,606 --> 00:43:03,057 We don't want to miss one day of our honeymoon! 683 00:43:03,127 --> 00:43:05,323 Joy, Catina! We're leaving. 684 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,715 It must be sad to watch your own daughter leave. 685 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,271 Yes, but there's something even sadder, my friend. - What? 686 00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:26,112 She might come back. 687 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:49,002 110 an hour! - This is the tomb of Cecilia Metella. 688 00:43:49,072 --> 00:43:52,231 Not that way, to the left. I said to the left! 689 00:43:52,491 --> 00:43:56,370 Listen, my angel, if you don't look at the tomb, I'm not moving from here. 690 00:43:56,541 --> 00:43:59,818 What use is a honeymoon via car if you can't learn something? 691 00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:03,124 Fine. Let's hear it then. Educate me. 692 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,949 Who was Cecilia Metella? 693 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,530 I have no idea. But she must've been a great woman. Look at that tomb! 694 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,829 I'll make one just like that for you. 695 00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:14,858 I like you because you're an optimist. - Optimist? 696 00:44:14,928 --> 00:44:18,050 You think I'll die first? You'll be the one who dies first! 697 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,946 Shall we go on, my dove? - Ask this lemon! 698 00:44:21,016 --> 00:44:24,999 A lemon? This is a rocket. You'll see. Hold tight before it starts. 699 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,742 How pretty you are when you laugh! 700 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,648 Why don't you laugh more? I like it a lot. 701 00:45:00,718 --> 00:45:03,623 Go! See what happened to this heap of bolts! 702 00:45:03,693 --> 00:45:05,819 If not, we'll be here till tomorrow. 703 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:10,236 Now I see, it needs some wood. - What great news! 704 00:45:10,306 --> 00:45:12,427 Joy, Catina! You know what we'll do? 705 00:45:12,497 --> 00:45:15,564 We'll go gather some. - Go! I'm not moving. 706 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:20,427 If you want to stay, fine. But sometimes the gas fumes can be dangerous. 707 00:45:20,497 --> 00:45:22,886 But if you're not afraid, I'll go by myself. 708 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,570 Wait! It's better that I come too. Let's make it quick. 709 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,984 Wait! Hey! Wait! 710 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,496 Long live the newlyweds! 711 00:45:42,566 --> 00:45:47,550 Did that "stove" break down? 712 00:45:47,738 --> 00:45:50,288 The "stove" broke down on the newlyweds! 713 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,170 Do you need anything? 714 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,611 I need the devil to take you! 715 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,597 Goodbye! 716 00:46:16,487 --> 00:46:20,610 # I met a young lady, I don't know where, a while back. 717 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:24,770 # Capricious and half-crazy, but very nice as a matter of fact. 718 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,850 # Now that she's married, You don't recognize her anymore. 719 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:33,031 # The tamed shrew is now a bride with virtues you can't ignore. 720 00:46:33,101 --> 00:46:37,090 # She was crazy and touchy. What was wrong, nobody knew. 721 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:41,010 # For this, for that, for everything. With mom and dad, she bickered too. 722 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,970 # Someone you want to confess? 723 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,848 # Someone that fascinates you? You want to marry in fancy dress? 724 00:46:46,918 --> 00:46:48,822 # The tamed shrew always said, "No". 725 00:46:48,892 --> 00:46:52,890 # Now that she's married, You don't recognize her anymore. 726 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,124 # The tamed shrew is now a bride with virtues you can't ignore. 727 00:47:04,630 --> 00:47:08,643 # If the lady's a little dumb, the man is more or less. 728 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,651 # Sometimes a tantrum, is no reason to obsess. 729 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:17,038 # "You want a cottage by the sea?" "No!" "Give me 1000 lire?" "No!" 730 00:47:17,108 --> 00:47:21,054 # "I've got a bill to pay." "No!" The man always says, "No". 731 00:47:21,124 --> 00:47:25,010 # But when he calms down, I don't recognize him anymore. 732 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:29,250 # The tamed he-shrew gives you everything and more. 733 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:33,210 # "You want a cottage by the sea?" "No!" "Give me 1000 lire?" "No!" 734 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:37,048 # "I've got a bill to pay." "No!" The man always says, "No! No! No!" 735 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,803 # But when he calms down, I don't recognize him anymore. 736 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:45,250 # The tamed he-shrew gives you everything and more. 737 00:47:46,387 --> 00:47:49,245 Cheers! 738 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:55,049 Well, Miss Bianca, your sister is married. 739 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,826 You, Remo, are always making such discoveries! 740 00:47:57,896 --> 00:48:02,443 No, I meant that now your sister is married.. 741 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,722 you'll get married too, right? - I hope so. 742 00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:07,817 Hey, Mr. Bricklayer, you know the proverb? 743 00:48:07,887 --> 00:48:10,395 "He who whispers in the ear, does quite rude appear." 744 00:48:10,465 --> 00:48:14,397 I was speaking in confidence. - "He who speaks in confidence, is without sense." 745 00:48:14,467 --> 00:48:18,350 "He who quotes proverbs.. gets on my nerves." 746 00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:22,198 I'm sorry, but it doesn't really rhyme. - But my nerves are real! 747 00:48:22,268 --> 00:48:26,322 You see them? She's surrounded by one or the other. 748 00:48:31,629 --> 00:48:34,919 That cleaned up bricklayer is always whispering in somebody's ear. 749 00:48:34,989 --> 00:48:36,488 Will you knock it off? 750 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,253 By talking so much, you'll dry out your throat. 751 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,863 Now it's my turn. 752 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:50,410 You see? Now "they're stealing the meatball from the plate." 753 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,529 I've never let anyone steal anything off my plate. 754 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,601 Now, I'll show you. 755 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,085 May I help you? - The student Guarnacci. 756 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,936 Oh, Master Luciano! He's a friend of mine, he always eats here. 757 00:49:12,006 --> 00:49:13,785 Have a seat, please. - Thanks. 758 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,970 Indeed, I was told he'd be here. 759 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,690 Indeed he would be, but a certain girl is getting married.. 760 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,673 Married? Luciano? 761 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,075 No, today a girl from here got married. 762 00:49:26,264 --> 00:49:29,378 And Mr. Luciano has been invited to the banquet with his father. 763 00:49:29,448 --> 00:49:32,330 You mean "by her" father, the girl's father. 764 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,995 Don't I know how to speak? With his father, Mr. Luciano's father. 765 00:49:36,065 --> 00:49:38,705 His father.. Come on, it's impossible. 766 00:49:38,775 --> 00:49:41,998 What's so strange about it? Can't he invite his father? 767 00:49:42,359 --> 00:49:44,628 Do you have something against it? 768 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,056 No, I don't, for heaven's sake. 769 00:49:47,591 --> 00:49:51,257 I only have something urgent to say to "Master Luciano". 770 00:49:51,426 --> 00:49:53,280 And maybe even his "father"! 771 00:49:53,350 --> 00:49:56,610 In that case, he's right across. I'll have a boy accompany you. 772 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:57,812 Romoletto! 773 00:50:01,384 --> 00:50:03,909 Accompany this gentleman to Mr. Battista's. 774 00:50:11,688 --> 00:50:12,864 Silence! 775 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,610 Fwiends.. 776 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,932 "Fre, fre, fre" - Ah, frewends! 777 00:50:20,002 --> 00:50:21,869 Not that. - Friends! 778 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:28,005 Umm.. it's written in the book of fate that joy never comes alone. 779 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:34,221 Catina is happy and I want Bianca to be happy too. 780 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:38,113 Therefore.. after mature reflection, 781 00:50:38,545 --> 00:50:43,088 I communicate to you with much pleasure that I decided to accept.. 782 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,982 the marriage proposal made to me by the Commendatore Guarnacci, 783 00:50:48,226 --> 00:50:50,750 on behalf of his son, Luciano. 784 00:50:50,984 --> 00:50:52,821 Long live the newlyweds! 785 00:51:00,407 --> 00:51:02,039 There's the Commendatore. 786 00:51:02,633 --> 00:51:04,990 Long live the newlyweds! 787 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,933 Commendatore Guarnacci? - How the hell should I know? 788 00:51:15,003 --> 00:51:17,511 Please, are you Commendatore Guarnacci? 789 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,532 I'm here at your service. - You're Commendatore Guarnacci? 790 00:51:20,602 --> 00:51:22,370 That's right. - And who am I? 791 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,376 Who are you? You're asking me? You're some kind of guy! 792 00:51:26,446 --> 00:51:29,410 No, I'm not "some kind of guy". I'm Commendatore Guarnacci. 793 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,189 What harm is in that? We're both Commendatore Guarnacci. 794 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,054 It seems very weird to me. - Isn't it? 795 00:51:36,124 --> 00:51:37,923 Luciano has fled! - Grab him! 796 00:51:37,993 --> 00:51:39,197 If he leaves.. 797 00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:44,532 So then, that Luciano who fled would be.. our son. 798 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,250 Well, I really.. 799 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,042 Poor boy. I know why he ran away. 800 00:51:49,181 --> 00:51:53,892 He ran away because he's tired of having two fathers. One is often quite enough. 801 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,880 Gentlemen, I bid you good evening. 802 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,451 But really, who are you? 803 00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:10,986 A case of the same names. 804 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:48,420 Here we are. This is the famous castle of Famagusta, fifteenth century. 805 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,140 Look at it, sweetheart.. 806 00:52:52,079 --> 00:52:53,617 It's so interesting. 807 00:52:54,490 --> 00:52:58,712 Not all brides get to have a honeymoon at a castle. 808 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,740 Keep the honey for yourself, I only got the moon. 809 00:53:01,810 --> 00:53:04,616 OK. The moon for you, the honey for me. 810 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:09,205 Indeed, I feel like I'm all sweetness, my golden pet. 811 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,294 What a gale. 812 00:53:24,435 --> 00:53:25,862 Come on, come on! 813 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:32,408 Come on, put your back into it! Go on! 814 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:36,726 Just a little bit more! Come on, just a little! 815 00:53:37,486 --> 00:53:39,808 I suppose this is the castle? 816 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,300 Good day. 817 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,555 There's my retinue. - Damn, some retinue! 818 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,045 Wait one second. 819 00:53:55,488 --> 00:53:59,661 No! I'm not staying here! I'm going back to Rome! 820 00:54:06,124 --> 00:54:08,965 Catina, where are you? Catina? 821 00:54:10,447 --> 00:54:15,290 Poor Catina. Come, buck up. It's nothing. 822 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,490 Off! - Be good. - Get off! - Servants, help! - Get out! 823 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,047 Giovanni, prepare the fire, she's cold. 824 00:54:21,117 --> 00:54:22,550 Your clothes are all wet. 825 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:26,270 Until they dry, you'll have to settle for these. 826 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,011 They're my daughter's. 827 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,072 Until your trousseau arrives from Rome.. 828 00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:35,487 And I must stay here? - Where else? 829 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,494 But you're crazy! I'm leaving right now! 830 00:54:38,564 --> 00:54:41,722 Lovely lady, how are you going to leave with all this water? 831 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:45,410 On foot? - You're a bunch of outlaws! 832 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,685 All in cahoots! But I'll make you wind up in jail! 833 00:54:48,755 --> 00:54:50,737 As true as my name is Catina! 834 00:54:50,807 --> 00:54:53,570 Like I care! I've been done 20 years time. 835 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,319 A little more.. - You've been there.. 836 00:54:58,014 --> 00:54:59,330 As a jailor? 837 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,220 No, no, no. 838 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,318 I was a convict. 839 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,670 Oh, for a rather bad deed. 840 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,424 It involved a death. 841 00:55:14,119 --> 00:55:16,854 When you drink too much.. - Never mind.. 842 00:55:17,431 --> 00:55:19,514 I'll do it myself. - Fine. 843 00:55:29,744 --> 00:55:32,728 Mr. Pietruccio is waiting for you at dinner. 844 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,845 How did it go? - I scared her silly! 845 00:55:48,915 --> 00:55:52,300 Go in the kitchen and do as I told you. - Yes. - Catina! 846 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:55,392 Catina! Catina, don't make me wait! 847 00:55:55,462 --> 00:55:58,022 Are you deaf? When I'm hungry I get nasty. 848 00:55:58,530 --> 00:56:01,131 Good, I see you learned to obey. 849 00:56:01,201 --> 00:56:03,575 Obey my foot! I came because I'm hungry too. 850 00:56:03,645 --> 00:56:06,370 Good. - Otherwise, you could yell till your voice died. 851 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,043 If you're hungry, I've prepared such a lunch! This way. 852 00:56:12,128 --> 00:56:16,669 Servants! What are you doing sitting there, bumpkins! Get up! 853 00:56:16,739 --> 00:56:18,096 Salute your mistress! 854 00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:21,154 Everybody get out now. Go! 855 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,773 This, my dear, is the lady's place. Sit. 856 00:56:31,398 --> 00:56:32,755 The soup. 857 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,966 Wait! What crap is this? 858 00:56:55,036 --> 00:56:58,482 There's a fly! Take it away! And don't let it happen again! 859 00:56:58,552 --> 00:57:00,858 Don't, Catina! - There's nothing in mine. 860 00:57:00,928 --> 00:57:04,450 You don't want to eat this poisoned slop! Take it away! 861 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,484 Mine is fine! - There are microbes, bacteria! Away! 862 00:57:07,554 --> 00:57:11,331 But I'm hungry! - No, my love, hygiene above all else! 863 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:16,023 Then we'll have the hare. Like that? Be happy, Catina, happy! 864 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,473 Service! - Stewed hare. 865 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:24,439 The smell itself could resurrect a dead man! Just smell it, Catina! 866 00:57:24,509 --> 00:57:27,690 Help yourself, that one and this really tender piece here. 867 00:57:27,853 --> 00:57:28,883 One moment! 868 00:57:30,121 --> 00:57:32,460 You call this hare? - Yes, sir. Hare. 869 00:57:32,530 --> 00:57:35,038 I bought at the market yesterday at Grottaferrata. 870 00:57:35,108 --> 00:57:37,080 Liar! This is cat! 871 00:57:37,150 --> 00:57:39,960 But, sir.. - Damn swindlers! 872 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,244 But this is hare. I know hare. 873 00:57:42,314 --> 00:57:46,530 You're kind and want to defend them, but it's cat. And old cat at that! 874 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:50,403 I'm sick to my stomach! Take it away! - Master, I swear it's hare! 875 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,009 Perjurer! 876 00:57:53,366 --> 00:57:56,800 Enough! Get out wretch! Get out rascal! 877 00:57:56,870 --> 00:57:59,243 You know nothing offends me more than lies! 878 00:57:59,313 --> 00:58:00,908 Get out, trash! Get out! 879 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,393 The salad. - The hell with it! I'm no longer hungry. 880 00:58:04,463 --> 00:58:07,071 You ruined my appetite, race of crooks! 881 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,634 Be patient, it was fate that tonight you fast. 882 00:58:10,704 --> 00:58:12,501 Don't you see how mad she is! 883 00:58:12,571 --> 00:58:16,546 I'm not mad at anything. And I'm hungry like a wolf! 884 00:58:16,616 --> 00:58:20,010 It's nothing, dear, just your nerves. Besides, there's nothing left to eat. 885 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,517 You'll see, dear, a good night's sleep will fix everything. 886 00:58:27,497 --> 00:58:31,137 See, Catina, this is our bedroom. 887 00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:34,243 Ours? Mine! - Dear Catina.. 888 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,530 But we're husband and wife, aren't we? 889 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:40,180 Remember well our agreement. Either you leave or I do. 890 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:43,608 No, no. If that's the way it is, I'll go, don't you fear. - Good. 891 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,067 Catina! 892 00:58:50,574 --> 00:58:52,902 Look over there! Look! - What? 893 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,437 A mouse! 894 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,382 Two mice! 895 00:58:57,452 --> 00:58:58,748 Three mice! 896 00:59:00,006 --> 00:59:02,020 A nest! Run! 897 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,766 Die! 898 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:33,818 Pietruccio! 899 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:39,036 Come in. No need to fear, dear. I exterminated them all. 900 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:43,642 There were 112 of them. Go to bed, no need to be afraid. 901 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,843 And now, my dear, you can rest at ease. 902 00:59:48,330 --> 00:59:49,381 Goodnight . 903 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,966 And.. sweet dreams. 904 01:00:21,879 --> 01:00:23,293 Long live the newlyweds 905 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,082 Hurry! This hunger will never end. 906 01:00:33,358 --> 01:00:35,241 Quiet! Don't let her hear you. 907 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,527 You called, my angel? 908 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,041 I.. 909 01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,571 I thought you did. 910 01:01:35,841 --> 01:01:36,973 But.. - Eh? 911 01:01:37,299 --> 01:01:39,113 I.. did. 912 01:01:39,744 --> 01:01:40,814 No. 913 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,131 But dear, did something happen to you? 914 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:47,116 No, not at all. I can take care of myself. Good night! 915 01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,248 Good night. 916 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:08,689 Damn! 917 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:12,783 But that one's not a woman, she's an armored tank! 918 01:03:12,853 --> 01:03:14,970 What did you do? - What did I do? 919 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,913 What she did to me! - I'm sorry. 920 01:03:16,983 --> 01:03:21,216 I'm the one who's sorry. You should've told me she didn't believe in ghosts. 921 01:03:29,547 --> 01:03:33,795 Fire! Fire! Catina! Catina! 922 01:03:34,149 --> 01:03:36,539 Catina, fire! Catina! 923 01:03:36,794 --> 01:03:38,727 Giuseppe! Giovanni! 924 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,770 Fire! Fire! 925 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:41,921 Catina! 926 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,056 Fire! Catina, come on! 927 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,586 Buffoon! You expect me to come.. 928 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,286 Catina, fire! Fire! 929 01:03:53,066 --> 01:03:56,482 Catina! Fire, come on! 930 01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:01,406 Come on! Giuseppe, the fire! 931 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,869 Help! - Catina! Come here quickly! 932 01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:20,072 Pietruccio! 933 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:47,315 Villain! Coward! Nasty! Lowlife! 934 01:05:03,529 --> 01:05:05,022 It's not for bad reasons. 935 01:05:05,092 --> 01:05:09,692 It's to create a scandal to force Mr. Battista to give her to me, for reparation. 936 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,935 How lucky is the miss to have young men like you who love her. 937 01:05:14,005 --> 01:05:15,685 Yet she doesn't care! 938 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,410 And it's not even so much for the good, 939 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,003 but to not let that show off, Righetto, win. 940 01:05:22,073 --> 01:05:25,779 And when the master finds you in her room, blames me and throws me out? 941 01:05:25,849 --> 01:05:28,704 I'll take you into my service. - I can't. - Why? 942 01:05:28,973 --> 01:05:32,141 You're too handsome.. and people would talk. 943 01:05:32,343 --> 01:05:34,543 You are a smart girl. 944 01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,890 But don't worry, I'll settle you all the same. 945 01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,160 Come on, pretty Marietta, do it.. 946 01:05:40,495 --> 01:05:41,746 Do it for me. 947 01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:45,767 You do know how to speak to ladies. 948 01:05:45,837 --> 01:05:47,837 I know.. - Quiet, get inside! 949 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,625 Don't worry, everything will be OK. - Oh, how fun it is! 950 01:05:52,695 --> 01:05:55,779 Cavaliere Biondelli is a phenomenon: others think, he does. 951 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:01,931 Be brave, my love, for my sake. 952 01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:15,477 Damn, a serenade! Who could that pest be? 953 01:06:15,547 --> 01:06:18,210 They pass by all the time. Once they gave one to me. 954 01:06:18,595 --> 01:06:21,197 I didn't care for him. He was too skinny. 955 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:25,834 If Bianca wakes up, it's over. Let's wait for them to go. 956 01:06:25,904 --> 01:06:28,438 # I ask everybody's forgiveness, 957 01:06:28,508 --> 01:06:33,325 # if you can still hear me sing. 958 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:37,370 # There's a window that's closed. 959 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:43,368 # Maybe it will never open. 960 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:48,050 # Who will want.. 961 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:52,125 # my beautiful lover. 962 01:06:52,195 --> 01:06:56,290 # who has forgotten my kisses. 963 01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:22,203 Cavaliere, are you sure there'll be no trouble? 964 01:07:22,273 --> 01:07:24,610 For whom? - The poor Righetto. 965 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:28,787 You have your heart set on the deli boy, eh? Don't you worry. 966 01:07:28,857 --> 01:07:31,553 All is going according to plan. 967 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,725 Somebody's coming! - Oh, Blessed Mary! 968 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,143 Now what'll we do? 969 01:07:57,213 --> 01:08:00,014 Let's go on the terrace landing! Hurry, hurry! 970 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:26,404 Maria! He went in Bianca's room. 971 01:08:26,474 --> 01:08:29,410 Who was it? - I don't know, but I'll find out. 972 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,975 Somebody's going to die! 973 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:38,526 Softly, my father is a light sleeper. - Yes. - Close the door. 974 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,521 Help, a thief! A thief! Help! 975 01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:46,969 Help! A thief, a thief! 976 01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,963 Bianca! Bianca! 977 01:08:49,033 --> 01:08:50,968 Open, for God's sake! Bianca! 978 01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:57,964 Mama Mia! 979 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:04,800 What's going on? 980 01:09:14,839 --> 01:09:16,291 Grab him! 981 01:09:16,937 --> 01:09:18,151 Stop him! 982 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,776 But this is Righetto. - It's the butcher! 983 01:09:25,846 --> 01:09:27,130 The deli man. 984 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:30,102 Are you sure I'm Righetto? Who am I? 985 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,364 The thief's on the terrace. 986 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:36,810 Embrace me, Maria. - Me? Why should I? 987 01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,452 If they find me here, I'm dead. Be kind, save me. 988 01:09:39,522 --> 01:09:42,732 And let them think I'm a.. - You want them to kill me? - No. 989 01:09:42,802 --> 01:09:45,843 Fine. But you better marry me or forget it. - Yes, I will! 990 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,053 Don't move! Put your hands up! 991 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,187 What "thief"? It's a chicken thief! 992 01:10:15,257 --> 01:10:17,394 It's Remo making love to the maid! 993 01:10:30,709 --> 01:10:33,109 Why in god's name did I do that! Why? 994 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:36,171 Love. You see what tricks it plays? 995 01:10:36,241 --> 01:10:39,314 You call these "tricks"? I've been massacred! 996 01:10:39,639 --> 01:10:43,939 Oh, God! - You think I don't know? I've used 2 liters of hydrogen peroxide! 997 01:10:44,009 --> 01:10:46,270 Dear Mrs. Ortensia, how good you are. 998 01:10:46,340 --> 01:10:50,170 Don't be silly, for a few spongings. Now be still. 999 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,789 No, I need to say it: you are good. 1000 01:10:53,008 --> 01:10:55,492 You're really nice, you know. So good. 1001 01:10:58,050 --> 01:10:59,768 Mrs. Ortensia? - Eh? 1002 01:11:00,230 --> 01:11:03,253 How long has your husband been dead? - God rest his soul, 1003 01:11:03,323 --> 01:11:05,647 it was five years last month. Why? 1004 01:11:06,359 --> 01:11:07,516 No reason.. 1005 01:11:07,929 --> 01:11:09,154 Do you feel lonely? 1006 01:11:09,224 --> 01:11:12,064 What can I do? Now he's gone. 1007 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:16,669 But a widow can always remarry, isn't that right? 1008 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:20,890 Heavens, who'd want me? I'm no longer a young girl. 1009 01:11:21,061 --> 01:11:25,982 Please, to hell with girls! Heavens, I can't even move! Oh, God! 1010 01:11:26,052 --> 01:11:27,340 So don't move. 1011 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:29,632 But I'm a nuisance to you, here. 1012 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:33,275 On the contrary. What nuisance? I'm so lonely. 1013 01:11:33,742 --> 01:11:38,542 Yeah? 30 days.. 30 days at least. 1014 01:11:38,767 --> 01:11:42,478 What do you mean? - Thirty days in bed. How lovely! 1015 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:03,510 Catina, let's go, the car is ready. 1016 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,610 Where are we going? - Back to Rome. 1017 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:08,506 And if I don't want to? 1018 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:11,760 OK, no big deal. You can stay here alone. 1019 01:12:12,041 --> 01:12:13,274 Come on! 1020 01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:18,622 Bye, Catina, bye! 1021 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:26,026 Pietruccio! Pietruccio! 1022 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,647 Every time we drive, do we have to play the woodcutter? 1023 01:12:44,717 --> 01:12:47,532 I'm tired of this junk! - I know what it is. 1024 01:12:47,716 --> 01:12:51,188 Just a little push, leave it to me. Take the wheel. - No, you drive! 1025 01:12:51,258 --> 01:12:54,192 Who'll push? - Me. Who do you think should push? 1026 01:12:54,262 --> 01:12:55,862 There's the two of us. 1027 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:10,840 Come on! 1028 01:13:11,749 --> 01:13:13,257 Come on, Catina! 1029 01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:15,181 Come on, you can do it! 1030 01:13:15,356 --> 01:13:17,051 A little bit more. 1031 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:31,409 Come on, Catina! Come on, come on! 1032 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:35,589 Joy, Catina, joy! Here comes someone to give you a hand. 1033 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,675 No. I want to do it myself. 1034 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,857 I don't need anybody. 1035 01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:45,797 But that's Catina. - Yeah. 1036 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:47,895 Why it's Luciano and Bianca. 1037 01:13:48,411 --> 01:13:49,555 Well? 1038 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:55,288 Where are you going? - To Grottaferrata. A relative of Mrs. Ortensia. 1039 01:13:55,358 --> 01:13:57,602 You two alone? What the hell is going on? 1040 01:13:57,672 --> 01:14:00,324 We eloped. - And we won't come back till we're married. 1041 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:01,979 Where is my son? 1042 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,475 Ah, it's you. And you dare come into my house? 1043 01:14:05,545 --> 01:14:08,185 And you have the nerve to go back on your word? Shame! 1044 01:14:08,255 --> 01:14:11,367 Shame on you! I want my daughter! - I want my son! 1045 01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:13,266 Hello? Hello? 1046 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:19,509 How many times do I have to say it? What? Who's this? 1047 01:14:19,759 --> 01:14:21,459 Mr. Battista's daughter? 1048 01:14:21,976 --> 01:14:23,477 Ah, you're Bianca. 1049 01:14:23,941 --> 01:14:25,768 Catina? Catina. 1050 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:30,374 Lord have mercy! Trouble never comes alone. Give it to me. 1051 01:14:30,444 --> 01:14:32,985 No, you can't talk, you're too emotional. 1052 01:14:33,055 --> 01:14:36,779 Hello! Look we have our own problems. For your problems.. 1053 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:40,708 let your charlatan of a husband worry about it. What! Who? 1054 01:14:40,778 --> 01:14:43,816 Who? You! You're nothing but a pain in the ass! 1055 01:14:43,886 --> 01:14:47,053 And before you mention my husband, you need to wash your mouth! 1056 01:14:47,123 --> 01:14:49,621 You're not worthy to tie his shoes! 1057 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:53,996 Oh, fine! I wanted to say that my sister is here at my castle. 1058 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:59,230 Next time you say one word against my husband, I'll make you see stars! 1059 01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:17,041 Catina! - Sir, you owe me three units. - What? 1060 01:15:17,111 --> 01:15:18,911 For the phone. - Ah, yes. 1061 01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,327 Catina ! 1062 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:32,495 Catina! Catina! 1063 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,760 What is it? - I hurt myself. 1064 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,536 Where? - Here and here and here. 1065 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,528 Here and here and here? 1066 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,318 Is there a "sympathy"? 1067 01:15:50,686 --> 01:15:51,836 I believe so. 1068 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,370 Be happy, Catina. I know a specialist. 1069 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:58,808 Bring me to him immediately. Be so good, Pietruccio. 1070 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:34,471 It's just Catina. 1071 01:16:34,541 --> 01:16:37,869 I don't give a damn about Catina! I want my son! 1072 01:16:38,399 --> 01:16:42,044 And I want my daughter! - Wait, let's proceed with order. 1073 01:16:42,419 --> 01:16:45,783 I think it'd be better to step in with due caution. 1074 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,684 Catina! - Catina! 1075 01:16:50,754 --> 01:16:54,176 Little Catina! Little Catina! 1076 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:55,732 Baby Catina! 1077 01:16:55,802 --> 01:16:58,077 What do you want? Leave us in peace! 1078 01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:01,414 Go away, go away! I'll take care of this nut! 1079 01:17:01,484 --> 01:17:04,777 I'm a nut? So this is your love? Hypocrite! Liar! 1080 01:17:04,893 --> 01:17:07,610 We're not even married and you already insult me! 1081 01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:10,567 Good! Send that bumpkin back to the country! 1082 01:17:10,637 --> 01:17:14,650 You're a bumpkin! And my son is right to speak his mind to that blabbermouth! 1083 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:17,770 Listen to her! And you wanted to marry that witch! 1084 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,263 Ah, the maid who picks up the garbage of others. 1085 01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:23,971 Listen, better a maid than a mistress who runs away with boys. 1086 01:17:24,041 --> 01:17:26,162 I'm tired of maids and bricklayers. 1087 01:17:26,232 --> 01:17:30,190 Boy, if your "fibbertigibbet" is making your head spin, leave me alone. 1088 01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:34,513 "Fibbertigibbet"! Ugly peasant who smells of mortar! - Well? 1089 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,496 Well? What is it? 1090 01:17:39,566 --> 01:17:42,850 You think you can scare me with your tough act? It'll take more than that! 1091 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:47,747 I'm not a dope like my sister who'll tremble at the sound of your bitching! 1092 01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:01,570 My dear Bianca, do you think it's nice for a girl to behave like this? 1093 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,667 Whoever saw such a thing? 1094 01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,988 Are you a girl in love or some provoking nut? 1095 01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:11,969 You must be meek and gentle, submissive and resigned, 1096 01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:16,131 patient and obedient, if you want to get somewhere 1097 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,242 with these men we love. 1098 01:18:20,180 --> 01:18:22,482 # A nice but confused girl, 1099 01:18:22,552 --> 01:18:24,466 # she met by chance one day, 1100 01:18:24,536 --> 01:18:28,887 # A young man in love, and "yes", he made her say. 1101 01:18:28,957 --> 01:18:33,250 # Finally she got married, and however it did occur, 1102 01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:37,166 # slowly, slowly, she changed, today you wouldn't recognize her. 1103 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:41,756 # Capricious and half-crazy, almost all of them are though, 1104 01:18:41,826 --> 01:18:45,559 # these blas� girls that only know how to say, "No". 1105 01:18:45,629 --> 01:18:48,102 # Would anything change them? Yes! 1106 01:18:48,172 --> 01:18:50,134 # A good medicine to heal them? Yes! 1107 01:18:50,204 --> 01:18:52,490 # A sure way to calm them? Yes! 1108 01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:55,179 # A husband and a stick, that's it! Yes, yes! 1109 01:18:55,249 --> 01:18:59,210 # And once they're married, you don't recognize them anymore. 1110 01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:03,647 # The tamed shrews are now brides with virtues you can't ignore. 1111 01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:14,096 # Would anything change them? - Yes! 1112 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,124 # A good medicine to heal them? - Yes! 1113 01:19:16,194 --> 01:19:18,163 # A sure way to calm them? - Yes! 1114 01:19:18,233 --> 01:19:20,197 # A husband and a stick! - Yes, yes! 1115 01:19:20,267 --> 01:19:24,328 # Now that she's married, You don't recognize her anymore. 1116 01:19:24,398 --> 01:19:28,655 # The tamed shrew is now a bride with virtues you can't ignore. 1117 01:19:40,550 --> 01:19:42,615 English subs by sineintegral@KG. 91247