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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,271 Hey. Mr. Sullivan. 2 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,530 Now, I know a lot of you are wondering about tomorrow night's show. 3 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:42,592 Just who are these youngsters from Liverpool who call themselves the Beatles? 4 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:46,196 Just what can we expect? Well, let me put it in perspective for you. 5 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:52,075 Now, here a few years ago, we had a young vocalist up on our stage by the name of Elvis Presley. 6 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:56,377 He, a few of you may remember... He caused quite a sensational reaction... 7 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,112 among the youngsters in our studio audience. 8 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:01,279 Well, tomorrow night, right here on our stage, 9 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:06,190 we're gonna have Elvis Presley times four! 10 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:10,629 I don't get paid enough for... All right. Simmer down. 11 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,188 Simmer down, simmer down. 12 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:18,330 All right. A few weeks ago I went to England, and I saw these four youngsters perform. 13 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:22,967 Both Sylvia and I agreed that what they do to an audience is truly remarkable. 14 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:27,070 So, I want you to be prepared for... 15 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,344 excessive screaming, hysteria, 16 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,885 hyper ventilation, fainting, 17 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:36,013 fits, seizures, spasmodic convulsions, 18 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:40,355 even attempted suicides... all perfectly normal. 19 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:44,124 It merely means that these youngsters are enjoying themselves. 20 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:47,189 Now, I want you to remember that tomorrow night... 21 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:50,464 we're going out live, coast to coast, 22 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,802 to 90 million viewers in the United States and Canada. 23 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:59,141 So remember, nothing must interfere with our really big "shoe." 24 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,716 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you something ♪ 25 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,318 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 26 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:16,658 ♪ When I say that something ♪ 27 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:21,122 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 28 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,728 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 29 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,638 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 30 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:31,109 ♪ Oh, please, say to me ♪ 31 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,876 ♪ You'll let me be your man ♪ 32 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:38,213 ♪ And please, say to me ♪ 33 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,848 ♪ You'll let me hold your hand ♪ 34 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:46,381 ♪ Now let me hold your hand ♪ 35 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,429 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 36 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:56,130 ♪ And when I touch you I feel happy inside ♪ 37 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:02,005 ♪ It's such a feeling that my love ♪ 38 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,670 ♪ I can't hide, I can't hide ♪ 39 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:09,546 ♪ I can't hide ♪ 40 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:13,017 ♪ Yeah, you got that something ♪ 41 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,717 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 42 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:21,090 ♪ When I say that something ♪ 43 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,996 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 44 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:28,660 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 45 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,562 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 46 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,936 ♪ And when I touch you ♪ 47 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:39,069 ♪ I feel happy inside ♪ 48 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,776 ♪ It's such a feeling that my love ♪ 49 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:47,547 ♪ I can't hide ♪ 50 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:52,149 ♪ I can't hide, I can't hide ♪ 51 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:56,093 ♪ Yeah, you got that something ♪ 52 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:59,963 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 53 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,594 ♪ When I feel that something ♪ 54 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:07,504 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 55 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:11,135 ♪ I want hold your hand ♪ 56 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:15,124 Rosie, I don't know why you're dragging me in here. I can't be spending any money on Beatle records. 57 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,844 Hey, listen. Stereo. Rosie, are you listening to me? 58 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,909 Come on, Pam. Rosie! 59 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:23,786 All right, baby, this is Murray the "K" with the number one song... Rosie, wait a minute. 60 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,848 Excuse me. 61 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:29,987 Rosie, did you hear what I said? I've gotta start saving my money for more important things. 62 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:33,464 I mean, for God's sakes, tomorrow night I'm getting... you know... 63 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:36,900 All right, I'll buy it for you as an elopement present. Shh! 64 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,649 Do you wanna tell the whole world? Anyway, if you're gonna get me something, 65 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:44,508 get me something practical that I can use, like Tupperware. 66 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:47,809 Aah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 67 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,849 It's Paul! Oh, I'm gonna die! 68 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:53,010 - Oh, my God! It's Paul! It's Paul! - Rosie... 69 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:57,682 Oh, I'm gonna die right here! He's so cute, so sexy! 70 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:01,216 - He's cardboard. - ♪ I know you never ♪ 71 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,661 ♪ Even try, girl ♪ 72 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,165 Yeah. Yeah, well, I know it is. 73 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:11,295 Yeah. The Beatles are fakes! 74 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:15,865 It's all a plot... a plot to make you waste your money! Don't fall for It! 75 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,672 Herb, lemme... lemme call you back later, huh? It's a gimmick! 76 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:22,112 Oh, you don't really wanna buy these albums. You only think that you do. 77 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,878 Punch her out! 78 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:28,853 Rosie, you're not buying another one. It's not for me. It's for Pam. 79 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,823 Just to give away two tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show. 80 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:36,852 Did you hear me, baby? If you can answer this question: What's Ringo Starr's real name? 81 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,330 Are you listening to me? Did you hear what I said? Ohh! 82 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,095 ♪ Please please me, whoa, yeah ♪ 83 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:45,161 ♪ Like I please you♪ And right now... 84 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:50,770 Janis, what are you doing? 85 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:54,507 You are picketing in my store. You are driving my customers away. 86 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:58,142 Why? All I see around this store is Beatle albums. 87 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:02,882 What about Bob Dylan? Joan Baez? How come they don't get equal floor space? 88 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,891 The Beatles sell. "Jane" Baez doesn't sell. 89 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,689 I deserve a little more respect from my own daughter. 90 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,663 You are embarrassing me. I'm embarrassing you? 91 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:15,030 I feel like I'm talking to a walking publicity stunt. 92 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:20,198 Hey, Janis! Janis, have you seen Rosie? 93 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,969 Hey, just a reminder... Rosie. 94 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:27,104 Rosie, that's your 12th busy signal! You're not gonna get through! 95 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,171 Rosie! 96 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,685 Rosie, I got somethin' to tell ya, 97 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,119 but I want you to promise me that you're not gonna scream... 98 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,749 and you're not gonna yell and you're not gonna faint. 99 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:42,192 Oh, my God, Grace. What? You promise? 100 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:47,690 I figured out a way to get into the Beatles' hotel. 101 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,735 Damn, Rosie! Control yourself! 102 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,601 There's still a hitch. We gotta raise $23. 103 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,640 Twenty-three dollars? 104 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,903 See, we have to hire a limo. A limousine. 105 00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:01,471 It's the only thing that can pull up to the front of the Beatles' hotel without getting stopped by cops. 106 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:05,211 How much money you got? Uhh, I got three dollars worth of dimes. 107 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:08,015 That's not enough, Rosie. Damn! 108 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,579 But it's enough to hire a cab. We could drive up in a cab! 109 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,148 No, I already found out. The cops are checkin' the cabs. 110 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,593 See, we need a limo, and we need it tonight. I mean, I got a deadline to meet. 111 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:20,258 Yeah. Tonight? We can't go tonight. 112 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,927 Aren't you guys forgetting about something? 113 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:27,133 Aren't you forgetting about this? Oh, yeah. That. 114 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:31,405 This is my last night as a single woman. We were gonna do something special. 115 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:35,676 We were supposed to spend the night at Rosie's, and it was gonna be like my shower or something. 116 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:40,448 Oh, hey, Pam, what could be better than for all of us to drive up to the Beatles' hotel together... 117 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:45,014 and see the Beatles in person? Yeah! Right, Pam. How much money you got? 118 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:48,959 I'm about to be a married woman. I can't go chasing after the Beatles, and... 119 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,760 and it's not fair to Eddie. Pam, I want you to know something. 120 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,426 You don't seem to understand how important this is to me. 121 00:08:55,502 --> 00:09:00,166 I mean... I mean, I have got to get through to the Beatles. My entire career depends on it. 122 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:05,542 If I could get exclusive pictures of the Beatles, I mean, they'd run my story on the front page of The Suburban! 123 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:10,606 I mean, I might even be able to sell it to Life magazine or something. Can you imagine that? 124 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:14,142 Jesus Christ. Gonna suffocate in here. 125 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,654 Hey, Janis. 126 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:20,489 Hey, Janis, you got any money? What do you want money for? 127 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,018 Don't worry. It's for a good cause. Grace, there's Larry Dubois. 128 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,858 So what? So don’t you know who Larry Dubois is? 129 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,564 Yes, I do. He's the boy that threw up in biology. 130 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:36,541 His father's got lots of limousines. He's an undertaker. 131 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:51,485 Hi, Larry. I didn't know you played a musical instrument. Yeah. 132 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:54,026 You're so musical. 133 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,324 This is ridiculous. He'll never do it. 134 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:01,990 Uh, Larry, are you busy tonight? I don't know. 135 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,768 He'll do it. 136 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,840 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 137 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,278 Ohh! I just ran over a casket. 138 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:18,181 What was it doing out with the garbage? Is that where it was? 139 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:22,950 Uh-huh. Ooh, sh... Oh, it's okay. It's one of those discontinued models my father's throwin' out. 140 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,958 You know, nobody was in it, so the garbage man'll come and pick it up. 141 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,427 Jesus, Larry, didn't you even take driver's ed, for goodness sakes? 142 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,263 I told you I didn't have a driver's license. All's I got is a permit. 143 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,462 Look, Grace, we just better turn around right now. 144 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:41,530 It's against the law to drive with a permit unless there is a licensed driver in the car. 145 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:46,045 I've got a license, Pamela. You do? But, Grace, I thought your birthday wasn't until... 146 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,324 You know, I don't have any insurance either. Relax, Larry. 147 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:53,376 Look, I have absolute confidence in your ability to handle machinery. Any kind of machinery. 148 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:57,321 I mean, I've seen you threading up those projectors in the A.V. room. 149 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:01,417 You're just the best. Yeah, I'm pretty good on those Bell & Howells. 150 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:05,055 Yeah. 151 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,810 Rosie, are we gonna have to listen to the Beatles all the way to the city? 152 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:12,931 You know, I swear, Janis. Every time something popular comes along, you automatically think they can't be any good. 153 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,652 - I don't know why we let her come in the first place. - She's helping to pay for the gas, Rosie. 154 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,009 Besides, someone's gotta be there to speak the truth. 155 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,572 Say, Rosie, what do you think of my new sign? 156 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:27,484 I think it's disgusting. Who do you think's gonna look at that anyways? 157 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:31,115 - The press, Rosie, the press. - Hey, Larry, you like the Beatles, don’t you? 158 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,036 - Yeah, they're all right. They got a good beat. - Oh, they're the greatest! 159 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,324 - I mean, gearest. Here, have a jelly baby. - A what? 160 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:40,662 A jelly baby. You know, jellybeans. They call 'em jelly babies in England. It's the Beatles' favorite food. 161 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:44,260 You know what their favorite drink is? Coke, with a little bit of scotch. 162 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:48,501 What am I doing here? Eddie is gonna kill me. He's gonna kill me. 163 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,806 Eddie hates the Beatles. He's gonna think I'm immature. I just know it. 164 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,346 Do we have to hear about Eddie all the way into the city? 165 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,609 Pam, can I see your ring, please? Just for a minute? 166 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,982 Well, all right, but be careful with it. 167 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:05,548 Why do you keep it in your boobs for, Pam? You're gonna lose it that way. Do you want my mother to see it? 168 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,616 Pam, you're so lucky. Yeah, I guess. 169 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:12,825 No, I mean it. I'll probably never get one of these. Oh, don't be silly, Rosie. It's no big deal. 170 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:18,064 Yeah. Well, there's really only one guy I wanna marry anyways... Paul. 171 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,471 - Paul? Paul who? - Never mind. You don't know him. 172 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,533 Larry, I think we're being followed. Oh, God! Not the cops! 173 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,739 - Relax! - It's Tony Smerko! 174 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:35,176 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna hold your glands ♪ 175 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,021 Hey, Janis, how do you like my hairdo? 176 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,562 Oh, it's really fab! It makes you look like Paul! 177 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,894 Oh, you like it? You got it! 178 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,433 Hey, where you guys goin'? Oh, we're gonna go see the Beatles! 179 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:52,665 The Beatles? Aw, the Beatles are a bunch of crap. Hey, Janis, why don't you come with us? 180 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:56,698 We got a whole case of Miller's High Life here, the champagne of bottled beers! 181 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,576 What do you say, gorgeous? Here, open this one. 182 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,941 Aww, come on. 183 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,008 Janis! Hey! 184 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:10,078 Hey, pull up! A little closer. 185 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,787 Pull it closer. Pull it closer! Hey, Dubois, how ya doin'? 186 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:20,264 Pull it close. Pull it closer here! Are you crazy? 187 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,166 Hey, you don't mind if I... if I come along with you, now, do you? 188 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,414 Oh, I don't know, Tony. I haven't got no insurance or nothin'. 189 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,406 Aw, that's okay. Neither do I! 190 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,135 ♪ I've been told when a boy kiss a girl ♪ 191 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,373 What are you doin'? ♪ Take a trip around the world ♪ 192 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,745 ♪ Hey, Hey♪ ♪ Bopshoo wop, bop bopshoo wop ♪ 193 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,614 ♪ Hey, Hey♪ ♪ Bopshoo wop, bop bop shoo wop ♪ 194 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,314 ♪ Hey, Hey♪ ♪ Bop shoo wop ♪ 195 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,379 ♪ Bop bop shoo wop ♪ ♪ She say you do ♪ 196 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,448 ♪ Bop shoo wop ♪ 197 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,490 ♪ My girl says when I kiss her lips ♪ 198 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,963 Damn it, Smerko, what are you tryin' to do? Kill us? ♪ 199 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,159 Hey, lighten up! No harm done here. 200 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,965 Everybody's in one piece. Huh! 201 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:01,564 Hmm. Ohh! Oh-ho! 202 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:05,407 Want a swig of this stuff? 203 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,311 Say, what is that? Let me see this. What do you got? 204 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:13,341 "Beatles"... What does this say? "Beatles undermine artistic"... 205 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:17,082 Integrity! I never would’ve figured on you for a Beatles fan. 206 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:20,523 I loathe the Beatles. Not me. I hate 'em. Uuh! 207 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,993 I can't stand their music. 208 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,327 - Hey, Dubois, get up. - What? 209 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,734 I think you're sittin' on my comb. Got it, Tony? 210 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,265 Yeah, thanks. Easy. 211 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:43,372 Ooh, hoo-hoo! Say, you got some collection here. 212 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:49,354 Ann-Margret, we got Patty Duke, Tuesday Weld, Jackie... Jackie Kennedy? 213 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:53,051 Jesus, Dubois, you got the hots for Jackie Kennedy? Why'd you take my wallet, Tony? 214 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,526 Fastest hands in the West. 215 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,823 Yeah, well, you give me back... 216 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:08,135 Look. Now, look, no more screwin' around here, Smerko! We have serious business to take care of in New York! 217 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:11,699 - Hey, well, I'm a serious guy. - Right. Well, you just keep your hands off of Dubois. 218 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,975 - Hey, me and Dubois are old pals, ain't we, Dubois? - Yeah. 219 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:18,279 Hey, Dubois, about what happened in the cafeteria Friday? 220 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,444 Look, I guess I must've slipped or somethin'. Yeah. 221 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,752 Did you get all of the applesauce outta your hair okay? No problem, Tony. 222 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,850 - Hey, I'm sick of those limey fairies! - Come on, Smerko! 223 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,556 Hey, switch that back! That was Peter, Paul and Mary! 224 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,065 You and your stupid protest music. That stuff's boring. 225 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:38,331 Did you ever listen to the words? You oughta try listening to the words sometime. 226 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:43,364 Did you ever listen to the words to "Louie, Louie"? Oh, Smerko, leave me alone! 227 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,722 Hey, who's still up at this hour? I'm gonna find out by givin'away two Sullivan show tickets... 228 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:51,513 to the first caller who can tell me which Beatle is left handed. 229 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,883 All right... Oh, my God! I know it! It's Paul! It's Paul! 230 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,582 I know it! There's a phone booth! 231 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,669 Stop the car! Stop the car! Oh, please stop the car! Stop the car! - Cut it out! 232 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:04,595 - You either stop the car, or I'll jump out! - Keep driving, Larry! 233 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,129 Jesus Christ, Dubois! 234 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,506 What the hell are you trying to do, Rosie, kill yourself? 235 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:30,750 No, but I know the answer! It's Paul! 236 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:35,226 Jesus Christ! I don't care! It would've worth killing myself if I could've won! 237 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,228 Now, listen... listen to me! God, I could... 238 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:41,596 This is my only chance to get exclusive pictures of the Beatles, and I don't want anybody screwing it up! 239 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,227 So everybody, please, cool it! 240 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:47,761 ♪ Well, I talk about boys♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪ 241 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,071 ♪ Don't you know I mean boys♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪ 242 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,477 ♪ Well, I talk about boys now♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪ 243 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:58,210 ♪ Ahh-hh-hh♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪ 244 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,549 ♪ Well, I talk about boys now♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪ 245 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,987 ♪ What a bundle of joy ♪ 246 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:14,523 - Ah bey! Ah bey! - Uuh! Uuh! 247 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:19,936 Wake up, New York. It's Murray the "K" on 42 cups of coffee on 1010 WINS... 248 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:23,772 all night and all day, 'cause we're not gonna let you miss a single second... 249 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,902 of this fabulous Beatles weekend. 250 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:30,745 And we're goin'all the way, because we're mobile today, baby, from in front of the Beatles'hotel. 251 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:36,687 And girls, I've got a special, personal message for you from John Lennon. John asked me to tell you to... 252 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:40,590 ♪ Well, shake it up, baby, now ♪ ♪ Shake it up, baby ♪ 253 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:44,061 ♪ Twist and shout♪ ♪ Twist and shout ♪ 254 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,566 ♪ Come on, come on come on, come on, baby, now ♪ ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 255 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:51,831 - Dubois, wake up! What are you doin', fallin' asleep on me here? 256 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:03,816 Ahh! Everybody, wake up! Wake up, everybody. Hey! 257 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,818 I think Dubois here deserves a big round of applause. 258 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:10,845 As you can see, he got us to New York safe and sound, 259 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,551 and in record time too. 260 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:17,528 Well, it only took him seven hours. 261 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,758 Usually takes me only 20 minutes, but then, 262 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:24,030 I generally don't go by way of Philadelphia! 263 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,616 I thought the sign said "north." Hey, just keep your eyes on the road. The hotel's right around the corner. 264 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,404 Where? Where? Where is it? Over there. 265 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,379 ♪ Well, shake it up, baby, now♪ ♪ Shake it up, baby ♪ 266 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:42,046 ♪ Twist and shout♪ ♪ Twist and shout ♪ 267 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,318 ♪ Come on, come on come on, come on, baby, now ♪ ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 268 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:49,794 ♪ Come on and work it on out♪ ♪ Work it on out ♪ 269 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,525 ♪ You know you twist it, little girl♪ ♪ Twist it, little girl ♪ 270 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,864 ♪ You know you twist so fine ♪ ♪ Twist so fine ♪ 271 00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,702 ♪ Come on and twist a little closer now ♪ ♪ Twist a little closer ♪ 272 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,607 ♪ And let me know that you're mine ♪ ♪ Let me know you're mine ♪ 273 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:08,443 ♪ Well, shake it, shake it shake it, baby, now ♪ ♪ Shake it up, baby ♪ 274 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,473 ♪ Well, shake it, shake it shake it, baby, now ♪ ♪ Shake it up, baby ♪ 275 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,953 ♪ Well, shake it, shake it shake it, baby, now ♪ ♪ Shake it up, baby ♪ 276 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,468 Keep driving, Larry. Around the corner. Pull up to the front of the hotel like you know what you're doing. 277 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,483 Okay? Here, put this on. 278 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,758 - We want the Beatles! - Pam, you comin'with us? 279 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:29,631 - Yeah, I just hope Eddie doesn't find out about this. - Right. Okay, so Rosie and Pam are with me. 280 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:33,315 And the rest of you guys, we'll meet you later in front of the hotel, okay? Now, everybody, duck down. 281 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,433 I don't want this car to look like a school bus. 282 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,808 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 283 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:43,110 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 284 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,618 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 285 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,951 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 286 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,423 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 287 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:58,020 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 288 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,498 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! Move back! Move back! 289 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:05,367 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 290 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,737 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 291 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,175 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 292 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,145 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! Better check. 293 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,014 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! Get that car! Check that car! 294 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,751 Yeah, pass him on through. 295 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,890 Come on, boy. Move it, move it! 296 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,155 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 297 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:34,564 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 298 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:39,970 - This isn't gonna work, Grace. This isn't gonna work. - Shh! Just tell me when we get to the front door. 299 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,769 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 300 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,300 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 301 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,678 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 302 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,616 - We want the Beatles! - Okay. 303 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:58,779 Come on. Come on. 304 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:05,391 Why aren't we there yet? Yeah, Larry, why aren't we there yet? 305 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,659 There's a bunch of old people in a cab up there. 306 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,725 Well, so what? Why don't you just beep your horn? 307 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:15,035 You crazy? There's about a thousand girls screaming out there. 308 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,373 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 309 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,413 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 310 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:26,281 - We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! - Come on. Come on. 311 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:29,947 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 312 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,320 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! Come on. 313 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,951 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 314 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:39,225 - They're movin'. - We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 315 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,461 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 316 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,062 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 317 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,699 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 318 00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:53,267 - ♪ I wanna hold your glands ♪ - It's him! 319 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,686 Uuh! 320 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,778 Killed! You know you almost got us killed? 321 00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,823 Hey, Dubois! Leave the heater on! It's not funny! 322 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:16,123 Well, I guess we got to make our own heat. Jesus! 323 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:21,462 Hey, wait a minute! Where you goin'? I came here for a purpose, Smerko! 324 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:28,000 Hey, where you goin', Tony? I came here for a purpose, Dubois. 325 00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:35,436 Come on. Let's go. 326 00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:38,745 Oh, my God, Grace, my purse! I left it in the car. 327 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:42,379 - Forget your purse, Pam. You wanna get caught? - Hey, you kids! 328 00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:45,082 Hold it right there! Come on. Come on! 329 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,148 - Hey! Stop there! - Come on! 330 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:51,219 Where do you think you're goin'? Come back here, I said! Oh, God! 331 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:54,698 - Stop! Hey! - Oh! 332 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,361 - Come back! - Pam! 333 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,427 Come on, come on! 334 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:02,065 Aah! 335 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,939 Hey, you kids... Aah! 336 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:07,035 Hey! Hey! 337 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:11,048 Ah bey! Uuh! 338 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,914 - Ah bey! - Uuh! 339 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,920 Oo-wa-zowa-zowa! 340 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:19,890 Murray the "K" Swinging Soiree! 341 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,928 Let's get it on! All right, listen. 342 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,453 I am out here only to let you know about one thing. 343 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:30,832 We don't want you to move. We want you to stay here. We like the vibe that you're givin' off. 344 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,894 - But you been yellin' so loud, - Look! 345 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:36,430 You broke a couple of windows. 346 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:58,226 Oh, he's coming! In here! 347 00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:22,577 The elevator's here. 348 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,680 The elevator's here. The... 349 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,005 He's gone! He's gone. Let's go! 350 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:55,787 - Come on! - My ring! I lost my ring! 351 00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:57,845 Come on! How long can she hold the door? 352 00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:00,448 Well, then go without me. I've gotta find it. 353 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,894 I've got it! 354 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,954 Oh! 355 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:14,970 What'd you push 11 for? They're on 12, room 1232. 356 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,737 I know they're in 1232, Rosie, but we've gotta go up to 11 and walk up the stairs. 357 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,302 That's dumb. If they're on 12, we should get off on 12. 358 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:25,660 Don't be stupid, Rosie. There's gonna be guards up there on 12, and they're gonna be watching the elevators. 359 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:29,711 But this is a service elevator. Besides, how you know there're not gonna be guards on 11? 360 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,628 If I'm gonna get caught, I'm gonna get as close to the Beatles as I can. 361 00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:36,185 You wanna go to 12, go to 12, Rosie. I'm not gonna argue with you. 362 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:39,492 You're never gonna make it. We'll see. 363 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:55,272 - Hey, you! Come on! Let's go! Come on! - Wait! Let me go! 364 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:59,408 Come on! You gotta listen to me! I can explain! Come on! Listen to me! 365 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:02,352 Hey, Sarge, I just found another lost lady. 366 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,983 Okay, Lou. Take her down the other elevator. 367 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:10,859 Oh, I can explain. Really, I can ex... Don't tell me. Let me guess. 368 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:15,127 Your grandmother from Alaska's staying in the hotel, and you got lost trying to find her. Come on. 369 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,532 Help! Help me! 370 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,308 When Paul finds out about this, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble! 371 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:33,981 - Come in, Harry. - I read you, Sarge. 372 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:36,715 - What's the situation down there? - All quiet here. 373 00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:41,453 - Okay. We'll be coming down in a few minutes. I'll check with you later. - Right. Over. 374 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:48,560 Hey, Irving. Check that exit there, will ya? 375 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:04,744 We got another one, Stanley. Take her down to the lobby and turn her over to Sergeant Bailey. 376 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:06,751 Okay, Lou. 377 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:13,191 Never in my life have I seen such a disgusting display of vulgarity... 378 00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:15,317 as I've witnessed in this hotel. 379 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:19,728 Young girls screaming and running about... helter-skelter. 380 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,198 You should be ashamed of yourself. 381 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:28,001 - And as for this hotel, I was not aware its clientele included such riffraff. - We apologize for the inconvenience, ma'am. 382 00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:32,100 Well, you can rest assured that in the future I shall take my business elsewhere. 383 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:34,168 Your floor, madam. 384 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:39,275 You dropped something, ma'am. 385 00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:36,233 - We want the Beatles! - Okay. Pull right up here. 386 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,674 Right. Hold it! Hold it right there. That's good. 387 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:40,735 I'll just get the door. Yeah, sure. 388 00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:43,303 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! That's terrific. 389 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:47,716 - We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! - Okay, Sarge. You can bring 'em out. 390 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:52,621 - Your snoring. Sullivan. You do. That's an Irish name. 391 00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:55,770 - We got a complaint from the hotel manager about it. - You're as bad as the rest of them. 392 00:29:55,794 --> 00:30:00,094 - Who orders all this rubbish? - Nothing better than a scenic back alley, I always say. 393 00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:02,099 Get in the car or I'll cripple you. 394 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:05,261 Quit shovin' me then. Hey! The guy just licked my hand! 395 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,805 Oh! 396 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:11,172 Oh! Oh! 397 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,503 Mmm. 398 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:22,276 Hey! Don't you know breaking and entering is very serious offense? 399 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:27,155 You're making a mistake. This is my room. I just lost my key. 400 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:31,720 Oh, 1232. I'm on the wrong floor. I'm looking for 1332. 401 00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:33,788 My mistake, Officer. 402 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,899 What do you take me for, some kind of an asshole? 403 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,181 And, little lady, you have come all the way from... Hi, Mom! 404 00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:44,869 Buffalo. I stole the money from my mother so I could come here, because I love John. 405 00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:47,810 Actually, I love all the Beatles, but I especially love John. 406 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:52,407 Someday I'm gonna marry John. Isn't John already married? 407 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,385 Yeah, but he can get a divorce or his wife could get in a plane crash... 408 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:59,220 or she could drown or anything could happen, because John has to marry me! 409 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,556 He has to, or else I'll kill myself! 410 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:07,995 There you have it, ladies and gentlemen... Beatlemania. 411 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:11,627 This is Sam David reporting from WGSL in front of the... 412 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,694 Exterminate the Beatles! 413 00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:16,484 Get outta here! Harry, cut it. Get her out of here. Why did you shut off that camera? 414 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:19,477 Turn it back on! Haven't you ever heard of unbiased reporting? 415 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,756 Yeah, unbiased report! There are two sides to every story! 416 00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:25,593 There's two sides. Don't you know that? I don't believe this! Whatever happened to objective reporting? 417 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:28,108 Yeah! Whatever happened to that? You tell me. 418 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:32,714 What are you beefin' about now? It doesn't matter. This is only a local news station. 419 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:36,283 I know what I have to do now. I gotta find the national news reporters, 420 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:39,558 then the whole country can hear what I have to say. Talk, talk, talk. 421 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:43,567 That's all you wanna do is talk. I want the whole country to hear what I have to say. 422 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:47,196 Shit. When does beatin' your gums ever mean mean anything? You gotta do something. 423 00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:51,106 Well, I don't see you doing anything except for following me around. Oh, yeah? 424 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:53,940 Yeah! Oh, you wanna see me do somethin'? 425 00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:56,776 All ri... Wha... All right. I'll do somethin'! 426 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,080 Get him! 427 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,490 Look, I'll find my own way out, okay? 428 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,551 Make me happy. 429 00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:51,767 Hey! Hey, you! You're not supposed to be here! This is a restricted area! 430 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:56,137 You don't belong here! Don't you know this entire section of the hotel's completely sealed off? 431 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:59,234 Paul! Paul! You can't get in there. Besides, I already tried. 432 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,542 Those guys already left. When? 433 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:05,583 About five minutes ago. Ohh! 434 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:10,280 Well, actually, it was closer to four minutes ago. Crazy broad. 435 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,952 What? What? 436 00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:17,620 That means they walked on this rug! 437 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:21,242 Don't jump to conclusions! I'm a collector! Please, don't get a stain on it! Oh, Paul! Paul! 438 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:24,724 - In the name of human decency! This is valuable merchandise! - Hey! 439 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,636 Oh! Come on! Run! What are you doin'to the rug? 440 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:30,607 Run! Gangway, copper! 441 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,838 Put me down! I got friends on the force! Put me down! 442 00:33:33,912 --> 00:33:36,107 Take that, bully! 443 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,507 Come on, come on! Where you taking me? 444 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:42,678 I know where I'm going! Just come on! Aah! 445 00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:47,151 Where we going? Ooh! Come on! 446 00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,455 Take me with you! Come on! 447 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,194 I can't go in there! This elevator isn't lined up properly! God! 448 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:57,724 Ooh! Aah! Take me to the seventh floor! I got a room there! 449 00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,794 Right! 450 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:35,028 Come on! Let's go! Can't you get these floors lined up? 451 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:37,267 Come on! 452 00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:39,333 This way! 453 00:34:43,448 --> 00:34:47,578 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! 454 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:50,780 ♪ Then there was music♪ This is my headquarters. 455 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:55,816 ♪ And wonderful roses, they tell me ♪ 456 00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:59,523 ♪ In sweet, fragrant meadows ♪ 457 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:04,262 - ♪ Of dawn and dew ♪ - Hey, hey! Don't touch anything! 458 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:08,371 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 459 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,806 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 460 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:17,810 Hey, Larry, where have you been? I've been lookin' all over for ya. 461 00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:21,751 We've gotta get over to CBS right away. I just found out the Beatles are rehearsing over there. 462 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:25,153 Yeah, well, I got news for ya! After this, I'm gonna be taking my car straight home! 463 00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:28,750 Sure, Larry. Anything you say. I mean it, Grace. This time I'm puttin' my foot down. 464 00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:35,097 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What's happening? 465 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:37,712 They stink. They got no talent at all. They look like a bunch of girls! 466 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:41,570 Yeah, man, we hate the Beatles, man. They're foreigners from another country. 467 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:46,703 They take our women away from us. Man, send them back! Send 'em back! Yeah, the Beatles are a bunch of wimps. 468 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:51,559 Everybody that listens to their music are wimps too. What're trying to prove with long hair? You're misunderstanding the whole point. 469 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:55,280 I don't know what these chicks see in it either. It's just a gimmick! 470 00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:57,844 Oh, and another thing, Murray. 471 00:35:57,923 --> 00:36:02,986 WINS used to be the best radio station in town until you started playing all this Beatles junk. 472 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:07,157 Now that's all I ever hear! Whatever happened to the Four Seasons? Yeah! 473 00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:11,272 I ain't never gonna listen to 1010 WINS again ever. Never gonna, never ever. All right. Wait a minute. 474 00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:13,294 You know something? What? 475 00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:16,704 You're a deranged person, but keep your chin up. 476 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:28,283 Yeah, Harry, my eyes were bothering me a little with all the reading I'm doing around here. 477 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:33,724 So I went and I picked up this lamp. It's a real great lamp. I mean, it's got, like, three switches on it to make it bright. 478 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,783 Great for reading. 479 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,852 Yeah, that's right, Harry. What do you think... 480 00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:42,726 What the hell's the matter with you? 481 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:46,270 Why don't you watch where you push that thing? 482 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:50,700 Harry? Hello, Harry? 483 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:53,972 Stupid kid. He broke my lamp. 484 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:40,850 Oh, my God! 485 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:44,520 Oh! Ohh. 486 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,087 Oh, God. 487 00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:49,759 Ohh, God! 488 00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:51,825 I don't believe... 489 00:37:53,238 --> 00:37:55,706 Oh, my God. 490 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,765 Oh. Ohh! 491 00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:01,111 Oh. 492 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:06,446 ♪ Love, love me do ♪ 493 00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:09,715 ♪ You know I love you ♪ 494 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,951 ♪ I'll always be true ♪ 495 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,721 ♪ So, plea-ea-ea-ease ♪ 496 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:20,526 ♪ Love me do ♪ 497 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:25,228 ♪ Whoa-oa, love me do ♪ 498 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,101 ♪ Love, love me do ♪ 499 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:31,074 ♪ You know I love you ♪ 500 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,373 ♪ I'll always be true ♪ 501 00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:38,849 ♪ So, plea-ea-ea-ease ♪ 502 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,852 ♪ Love me do ♪ 503 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,412 ♪ Whoa-oa, love me do ♪ 504 00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:49,587 ♪ Someone to love ♪ 505 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:53,153 ♪ Somebody new ♪ 506 00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:55,961 ♪ Someone to love ♪ 507 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:59,595 ♪ Someone like you ♪ 508 00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:02,833 Hey, look what I found! A midget Beatle! 509 00:39:02,907 --> 00:39:06,035 Hey! Hey, come on! Hey, what is it, a boy or a girl? 510 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,102 Hey! I think it's a girl! 511 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,825 It's doctor's orders! I'm very susceptible to head colds! Hey, anybody got a razor blade? 512 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:15,912 I wanna give Goldilocks here the Yul Brynner look, huh? 513 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:20,014 Ooh! All right. Hey, hey, wait a minute. I'll make you a deal, I'll make you a deal! 514 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:24,289 - What? - I got tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show, and you can have 'em if you let me go. 515 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,974 Tickets? What the hell do I want tickets? I don't want any tickets. Hey, wait a minute! 516 00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:30,365 You can scalp 'em for a lot of money! Well, I'm gonna scalp you for free! 517 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:33,404 Oww! All right, Tony. You've had your fun. Now let him go. 518 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:37,518 Hey, remember, I said you gotta do somethin'. So I'm doin' somethin'. I ain't just shootin' off at the mouth. 519 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,976 Oww! You're completely ignoring the real issue. 520 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:43,912 You're merely attacking a symptom instead of going to the real root of the problem. 521 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:46,576 I'm gonna get to the roots, all right, with these! 522 00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:49,484 Uh, hey, Smerko, here comes a cop. 523 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,649 I should've known this all along. 524 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:56,285 You ain't nothin' but a Beatles lover. Here. You take him. Aah! 525 00:39:56,361 --> 00:39:59,406 Here's some great snapshots I got when the Beatles arrived at Kennedy Airport. 526 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:03,332 Oh. Did you get any pictures of the Beatles? Yeah, well, I didn't exactly see the Beatles, 527 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,667 but I got some great shots of their suitcases. Wow. 528 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:11,300 You know, you're the first boy I've ever met that I could really talk to. 529 00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:15,972 I mean, really talk to. Yeah, well, if you think these are fab, I'll show you something that's really gear. 530 00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:24,145 Hey, don't they ever make the beds in here? Nah. The hotel doesn't know I'm in here. 531 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:28,625 Then how'd you get this key? I found it. Someone left it in the door, and I found it. 532 00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:33,255 Then I took over the room. The hotel doesn't know I'm here. If they knew I was here, they'd throw me out. 533 00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:37,825 Now, here. Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this. 534 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,101 Here. This is my masterpiece. 535 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:46,438 You know what this is? This is actually a clump of grass that Paul stepped on. 536 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:49,857 I'm not exactly sure which blade he stepped on, but it's all in there. That's why I got such a big clump. 537 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:52,873 Oh, wow! Can I have some of this? What are you, crazy? 538 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:56,751 Oh, just a little bit! I'll buy it off of ya. No. I'm sorry, but it's not for sale. 539 00:40:56,821 --> 00:41:00,052 Say, kid, do you really have tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show? 540 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,252 Yeah. I sort of lucked into 'em. My uncle's got connections. 541 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:07,424 Would you sell one to me? Uh, no, I couldn't do that. 542 00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:10,228 Heck, you just helped me out of a real jam. 543 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,326 I'll give you one for free. It's the least I can do. 544 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:15,497 Thanks a lot! 545 00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:17,803 That's funny. I thought I had 'em right there. 546 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,401 I don't even have 'em! 547 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:24,539 Peter! Hey, Peter! I got your tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show! 548 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:27,710 - My tickets! How'd you get those? - Never mind how I got 'em, but I got 'em! 549 00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:30,364 If you wanna get 'em back, you're gonna have to get your goddamn hair cut! 550 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:36,122 Now, I found a barber shop that's open, so let's go! You can't do that! It's extortion! 551 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,526 I can do any goddamn thing I want to! I'm your father! Sir. 552 00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,342 No kid of mine is gonna run around in the streets looking like a goddamn girl! Sir. 553 00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:43,960 - Wait a minute, will ya? - Well, I'm not gonna cut my hair! 554 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:49,132 And I'm not gonna argue with you! Now, if you want these tickets back, you're gonna get your hair cut! Now, you think about it! 555 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:52,836 I don't have to think about it! For all I care, you can take those tickets and shove 'em! 556 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:54,902 What's your name anyway? 557 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:58,540 Ringo. Ringo Klaus. What? 558 00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:01,107 Well, actually it's Richard, Richard Klaus. 559 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,915 This is my official Beatles talcum powder. 560 00:42:03,988 --> 00:42:07,947 Anyway, like, Ringo Starr, you know, he changed his name from Richard to Ringo? 561 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,205 Well, that's what I did. My real name's Richard, and I changed it over to Ringo, see? 562 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:15,009 You know how the real Ringo has lots of rings? Well, I got my own ring, too, see? Just like Ringo. 563 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:18,867 Good. I know all that stuff. Listen, I know everything there is to know about the Beatles. 564 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:22,917 There's nothin' I don't know about the Beatles! I'm the greatest Beatles genius in the history of the universe. 565 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,774 Go ahead, ask me anything about the Beatles! Ask me how tall John is. 566 00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:27,868 And the answer comeback, 5-foot-11. 567 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:32,713 Ask me when George's birthday is. And the answer comeback, February 25, 1943. 568 00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:36,363 There's nothin' I don't know about the Beatles! Ask me anything there is to know about the Beatles. Ask me anything! 569 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:39,379 Who is the youngest Beatle? 570 00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:42,153 I know the answer! Gimme the phone! Get away! I know it too! 571 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,956 It's my room, and it's my phone! 572 00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:46,997 Hand it over! Get away! Let me! 573 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,056 It's ringing! 574 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,124 Who's the youngest Beatle? Ringo! George! 575 00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:53,864 Aww! It's Ringo! Ringo, you crackpot! 576 00:42:53,938 --> 00:42:57,135 You... You stupid idiot! It's George! 577 00:42:57,208 --> 00:43:01,804 Ringo's the oldest! Ringo's 23! George is 20! Well, it's a trick question. 578 00:43:01,879 --> 00:43:06,026 George is the youngest in age, but Ringo was the last to join the Beatles, therefore he's the youngest Beatle. 579 00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:08,996 See? The question was, "Who is the youngest Beatle?" And that means it's Ringo! 580 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:12,421 See? Aah! You're an idiot! You're a fink! 581 00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:16,358 You're a lousy rat fink! And I would've won those tickets! 582 00:43:18,663 --> 00:43:21,996 Aah! Now I got you, you little shit-head! Who you callin' little? 583 00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,398 Aah! Take that, you copper! 584 00:43:29,574 --> 00:43:32,441 Stay back! Watch it, he's got a lamp! And it's lit! 585 00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:35,673 Ai-yaah! Give up, kid! You're surrounded! 586 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:38,443 I'll jump! I swear, I'll jump! 587 00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:40,882 Get off of me! Put me down! I'll bring a lawsuit! 588 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,113 Stop it! Knock It off! 589 00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:45,655 Quit that kickin', will ya? 590 00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:49,090 Ringo! No-o-o! 591 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:12,078 Hey! What the hell do you think you're doin'? There ain't no cameras allowed in here. 592 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,880 I'm just takin' a couple of pictures. I'm with the press. 593 00:44:14,952 --> 00:44:18,012 Yeah? And I'm Captain Kangaroo. Come on! Get the hell outta here! 594 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:21,835 Please, sir, I've just gotta get some pictures of the Beatles. I'd do anything to get in here. Yeah? 595 00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:23,884 Anything. What's it worth to ya? 596 00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,327 Ten bucks. Ten bucks? What, are you shittin' me? 597 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:29,161 I'll tell you what. Fifty bucks, and you got a deal. 598 00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:32,225 Fifty bucks? Look, I just don't have that kind of money. Hey! 599 00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:34,794 You wanna get in and see 'em? Fifty bucks. You don't like it? 600 00:44:34,872 --> 00:44:38,035 Get the hell outta here! All right. All right, all right. I'll find the 50. 601 00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:41,101 Then what do I do? 602 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,579 Listen, here's what's happenin'. 603 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:45,878 The Beatles are the last act, right? 604 00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:50,011 All right. You wait till the show starts, you come to this door and you knock like this. 605 00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:55,082 I open the door, you give me the 50, you're in. 606 00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:57,457 Right now, get the hell outta here! I gotta eat! 607 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:04,801 Fifty bucks! Where am I gonna get 50 bucks? 608 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,075 Mmm. Mmm. 609 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,218 Ahh! 610 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,192 Mmm. Mmm. 611 00:45:59,357 --> 00:46:02,554 Is this seat taken? 612 00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:07,297 Say, how's the food around here? You guys eat here often? 613 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,931 Oh? Well, then, I take it that you're not from around here, huh? 614 00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:17,498 - Brooklyn. - No kiddin'? Me, I'm from Jersey. 615 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:24,070 Hey, hey, way to go! Nice play, Shakespeare. 616 00:46:30,555 --> 00:46:35,049 Say, you girls ever been on top of the Empire State Building? 617 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:40,462 Well, I was thinkin' about goin' up there later on this afternoon and, uh, maybe you'd like to join me? 618 00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:43,193 Now, what's the gag? 619 00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:48,569 - She thinks you look like Paul. - Oh, yeah. Lots of people tell me I look like Newman. 620 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:55,770 - Not Paul Newman, Paul McCartney. - Paul McCart... Never heard of him. 621 00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:59,008 He's one of the Beatles. 622 00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:04,344 Oh, ho! 623 00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:09,925 - What's with you? You got something against the Beatles? - Who, me? 624 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:14,397 Besides the fact that their music stinks, that I hate their guts... 625 00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:17,764 and they're nothin' but a bunch of candy-ass pansies? 626 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,894 - No. - Listen, grease ball. 627 00:47:19,971 --> 00:47:23,168 - Nobody asked you to sit here, so beat it! - Now, wait a minute. 628 00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:27,507 Everything was going fine, we were having a nice leisurely lunch and over a little chat, 629 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:30,691 and then you had to go mention the Beatles and make me choke on my goddamn food! 630 00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:32,342 Let's get outta here. Yeah. 631 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:37,149 - Hey, wait a minute! Now, what about the Empire State Building? - Why don't you jump off it? 632 00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:41,590 - Hey, you know what I do to Beatles? I stomp... - Ohh! 633 00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:47,729 Oh! 634 00:47:47,798 --> 00:47:49,789 Oh, wow! 635 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,631 Oh. 636 00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:09,042 Oh. 637 00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:15,815 Ohh! 638 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,224 Oh, my God. 639 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,289 Ohh! 640 00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:26,467 Oh, my God. 641 00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:29,563 Oh, God! 642 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:18,752 ♪ Surfin' U.S.A. ♪ 643 00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:22,259 ♪ Everybody's gone surfin' ♪ 644 00:49:22,326 --> 00:49:26,592 ♪ Surfin' U.S.A. with Murray the "K"♪ 645 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:29,531 - Hey, baby. - Swinging Soiree. 646 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,800 Hey, who's this Johnny Carson that Ed wants us to dedicate our songs to anyway? - 647 00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:35,134 - Probably a baseball player. - No, isn't he the mayor? 648 00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:42,312 I'm really disappointed about that rehearsal. I mean, I think we sound crappy. 649 00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:46,111 Ah, come off it. All you gotta do is smile, twinkle in the eye. You'll have 'em all screamin'. 650 00:49:48,018 --> 00:49:51,112 Hey! Well, what do you know? It's still playin'. 651 00:49:51,188 --> 00:49:54,388 Murray is still talkin'. Hey, it looks like somebody's been messing with me bass. 652 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:58,452 - Yuck! There's sticky stuff all over it. - Uuh! What'd you do that for? 653 00:49:58,529 --> 00:50:02,175 Why'd you put that picture of yourself in me closet? I thought it might brighten up the place. 654 00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,360 So that's it then. Well? 655 00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:07,404 Right there 1010 WINS right after The Ed Sullivan Show. 656 00:50:07,471 --> 00:50:11,771 - Will somebody call the porter up here? I need me trousers cleaned. - Well, take 'em off then. 657 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:15,107 I mean, you know, he can't clean 'em with you standin' in 'em. Good idea. 658 00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,647 Ohh! 659 00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:21,708 And my stockings... my official Beatles nylon stockings... are missing. 660 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:24,914 Those jerks from the hotel stole my stuff, and you know why? 661 00:50:24,989 --> 00:50:28,015 They know even half my stuff's worth $500. 662 00:50:28,092 --> 00:50:30,253 I'll sue 'em. That's what I'll do. I'll sue 'em. 663 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:34,696 - I just think we're lucky they didn't throw us in jail. - They can't throw us in jail. 664 00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:39,446 We're both under 18years old. Therefore, we're both minors. Therefore, they can't throw us in jail, and that's the law. 665 00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:44,271 And if there's one thing I know, it's the law. Anyway, I gotta get back in the hotel and get my stuff back. 666 00:50:44,341 --> 00:50:47,674 I know. I'll steal an elevator. I'll hijack one like you did. 667 00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:50,441 Rosie, come here! I gotta tell ya somethin'! 668 00:50:50,514 --> 00:50:53,381 Grace! Grace! Where have you been? Did you get pictures of the Beatles? 669 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,715 Grace, you know, it's, uh, illegal to park here. 670 00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:57,764 We're not parking, Larry. We're just stopping. Hey! Where have you been? 671 00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:01,535 Did you get the pictures? No, not yet. Listen, Rosie. I really need to borrow some money, okay? 672 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,892 Oh, Grace, no... I don't have that much left. What did you spend it on? 673 00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:06,987 On these. What are these? 674 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,464 Beatles bedsheets. Beatles bedsheets? 675 00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:13,993 Those are the actual bedsheets the Beatles slept on Friday night. Only two bucks per square inch. 676 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:17,350 You mean you paid two bucks for this little piece of nothing? They're worth at least five. 677 00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:19,553 Grace, what time do you think we'll be going home? Oh, yeah? 678 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:23,445 How do you know these are the real Beatles bedsheets? The guy said they were authentic. 679 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:26,092 You can't lie about a thing like that. That would be against the law. 680 00:51:26,116 --> 00:51:28,929 Grace, we should be getting home. I don't wanna miss The Ed Sullivan Show. 681 00:51:28,953 --> 00:51:32,150 Tell me something. Were there a lot of kids buyin' these things? Oh, heck, yeah. 682 00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:34,734 You want me to show you where the guy is that sold 'em to me? Here. Take these. 683 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,137 Come on, Larry. Let's get outta here. Wait. You gotta take me with you. 684 00:51:37,161 --> 00:51:40,640 I'm the only one who knows where the guy is that sold me this stuff. You gotta take me with ya. 685 00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:43,243 What is wrong with you? Who is this guy, Rosie? Where'd he come from? Mars? 686 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:47,067 Oh, this is Richard Klaus. He's my boyfriend. Your boyfriend? 687 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:51,096 Grace, wait. What about The Ed Sullivan Show? Well, you'd better find a TV set, 688 00:51:51,175 --> 00:51:54,167 because I still have to get my pictures. 689 00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:59,948 Your boyfriend? What's the idea of telling that broad I'm your boyfriend? I'm not your boyfriend. 690 00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:02,929 But I thought you and me... Well, we seemed to get along pretty well and all. 691 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:06,286 Yeah? I thought you were in love with Paul. 692 00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:09,292 Well, I am, but it's different with Paul. 693 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:13,319 - I mean, Paul... He's a Beatle. It's just different. - Yeah. I get it. 694 00:52:13,397 --> 00:52:17,424 You're just like all the rest. You're in love with the Beatles till somebody better comes along, huh? 695 00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:20,647 Well, I got news for ya. Where I come from, they've got a name for people like you. 696 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:24,630 You're a traitor, and I don't associate with traitors, so you can just quit taggin' along with me. 697 00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:27,074 "Amscray," sister! 698 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:30,045 I am not a traitor! I do love Paul! 699 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:34,210 I'll always love Paul! 700 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:37,777 I'll never love anybody else, ever! 701 00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:41,882 ♪ I love you ♪ 702 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:47,024 You know, you'd make things a lot easier if you'd just cut your hair. 703 00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:52,068 Hey, wait a minute. I think I got it. 704 00:52:52,136 --> 00:52:54,536 - Hey! - Let's get outta here! 705 00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:58,541 Hey, you kids! Come back! Come on! This way! 706 00:52:58,609 --> 00:53:01,169 - Come back here! - Come on! Let's get 'em! 707 00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:03,236 You all right? 708 00:53:03,314 --> 00:53:05,248 Security for the Beatles. This way! 709 00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:09,480 At times, the Beatles had to dress themselves up as the fuzz... 710 00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:13,580 - in order to go from place to place without getting torn to shreds by all those girls. - Excuse me. 711 00:53:13,657 --> 00:53:16,285 Which way? Which way did they go? Down here. 712 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:20,854 We've got another one that you haven't heard yet from that crazy British import album. 713 00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:24,628 You're hearing it first with the "K" in what you call Swinging Soiree. 714 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:30,504 In fact, I think I'm gonna mail it out to you. ♪ Oh, yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman ♪ 715 00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:33,236 Hey, Reese, I got the one with the hair. Let him go! 716 00:53:33,310 --> 00:53:35,505 He wasn't doing anything. Grab her too. 717 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:38,639 You're just picking on him because he's got long hair. Shut up. 718 00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:41,344 Let that kid go. Yeah. Let him go. 719 00:53:41,418 --> 00:53:44,738 - Just because he's got long hair doesn't mean you can do all that. - Let go of him! 720 00:53:47,491 --> 00:53:50,426 Hey, what's going... - All right! Get back! 721 00:53:50,494 --> 00:53:55,227 Get back! Get back! Get back in line! 722 00:53:55,299 --> 00:53:57,597 Get back! Get back! 723 00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:00,501 Get back! I'm warning ya. Now, get back. 724 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,063 Move along. 725 00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:10,810 Get back! Get that crowd back! 726 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:14,078 Get back in line. Get back. 727 00:54:14,151 --> 00:54:18,212 Reese, Foley, let 'em go! But, Sarge, they were tryin' to break into the studio. 728 00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:22,349 Goddamn it, I said let 'em go! I don't want a riot on my hands. 729 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:25,862 All right. Go on. Get outta here. Beat it. 730 00:54:27,531 --> 00:54:31,262 Wow. Did you see that? Do you realize what just happened here? 731 00:54:31,335 --> 00:54:34,463 Yeah. We almost just got thrown in jail. You were right all the time. 732 00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:38,235 The only way we're gettin' in there is to get my hair cut. You can't. 733 00:54:38,308 --> 00:54:42,870 What? You can't cut your hair. Not now. Not after all this. 734 00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:47,246 I just don't get ya. I mean, don't you wanna go and see the show? 735 00:54:47,317 --> 00:54:52,311 Look, all this time I've been wrong about the Beatles. I'll figure out some other way to get those tickets back. 736 00:54:52,389 --> 00:54:54,789 What? From my old man? 737 00:54:54,858 --> 00:54:57,858 No way. The only way you're gonna get those tickets from him is to take 'em. 738 00:54:58,195 --> 00:55:01,460 Genuine squares of Beatle bedsheets, only one dollar! 739 00:55:01,532 --> 00:55:04,695 Ladies, they're huggable, they're kissable. Unwashed, girls... 740 00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:07,430 unwashed Beatles bedsheets... and they're only one dollar! 741 00:55:07,504 --> 00:55:09,582 Bigger and better Beatles bedsheets! Can I have a John? 742 00:55:09,606 --> 00:55:11,685 A John. Here's a John. One dollar. Can I have a George? 743 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,371 Here's George. One dollar. Hey, are you sure these are real? 744 00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:17,190 It doesn't look like the ones they're selling over there. That's 'cause they're newer. 745 00:55:17,214 --> 00:55:20,479 They just came off the Beatles' beds this very morning. Look how wrinkled it is! 746 00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:23,918 Okay. Anybody else? I want to buy $40 worth for my whole fan club. 747 00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:27,150 Ten of each Beatle. Ten of each Beatle? 748 00:55:27,224 --> 00:55:30,159 Well... Well, look. I only have about 23, but I can get some more. 749 00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:32,227 I'll meet you back here in 10 minutes, okay? Okay! 750 00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:35,254 Hey. Wanna buy some Beatle bedsheets? They slept on 'em. 751 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,630 For one dollar? 752 00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:41,000 Hey, would you like to buy some Beatle bedsheets for one dollar? 753 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,943 For Christ's sakes, Dubois, what the hell are you doin'? 754 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:51,777 I'm selling some Beatle bedsheets. I can see that. 755 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:56,752 Geez! Is this what it's come to? You standin' in the street with a handful of rags like a goddamn beggar? 756 00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:59,721 Ain't you got no self-respect? Get rid of this shit! 757 00:56:00,724 --> 00:56:03,436 Damn it, Dubois. How could you let yourself be pussy-whipped like this? 758 00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:06,793 You know she's made a fool out of ya. You know that, don't ya? A damn fool! 759 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:10,425 Yeah. I was just tryin' to get pictures for her, Tony. I mean, she needed pictures... 760 00:56:10,501 --> 00:56:14,028 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it ain't your fault. It's that... that limey scum. 761 00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:19,007 It's like the whole goddamn world's flipped or somethin' like that. 762 00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:24,446 You know what happened to me today? I tried to pick up seven different chicks. Seven. 763 00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:27,660 And they all gave me shit. They gave me shit! Now, a week ago, this couldn't have happened. 764 00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:30,619 I'm fed up, Dubois. I've had it up to here with this crap. 765 00:56:30,687 --> 00:56:33,884 Something's gotta be done. Something's gotta be done to stop it... 766 00:56:33,957 --> 00:56:36,703 I don't know what... but it's gotta be done now before it spreads any further. 767 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:40,322 It's like a goddamn disease, for Christ's sakes! Do you understand what I'm saying here? 768 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:44,265 Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna get back to the car, Tony, so... 769 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:49,395 Yeah. Go ahead. Go on. I'll... I gotta think this shit out. 770 00:56:49,473 --> 00:56:55,173 ♪ We love you, Beatles oh, yes, we do ♪ 771 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:59,079 ♪ We don't love anyone as much as you ♪ 772 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:03,677 ♪ When you're not near us we're blue ♪ 773 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:07,485 ♪ Oh, Beatles, we love you ♪ 774 00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:11,824 ♪ We love you, Beatles oh, yes, we do ♪ 775 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:28,969 Well, if nobody wanted to buy any, then where's your sheets? 776 00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:32,277 Well, I, um... I don't know. I dropped 'em. 777 00:57:32,349 --> 00:57:35,147 God damn, Larry. Come on. Here. 778 00:57:35,219 --> 00:57:39,383 Help me rip this sheet up. Only 17 more pieces, and I'm home free. 779 00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:42,650 ♪ I got arms that long to hold you ♪ 780 00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:45,661 ♪ And keep you by my side ♪ 781 00:57:45,729 --> 00:57:49,722 ♪ I got lips that long to kiss you ♪ 782 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,735 ♪ And keep you satisfied ♪ 783 00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:55,135 ♪ If there's anything that you want♪ Hi. 784 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:58,834 ♪ If there's anything I can do ♪ 785 00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:01,537 - Grace? - Would you cut it out? 786 00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:04,672 Grace? ♪ And I'll send it along with love from me to you ♪ 787 00:58:04,748 --> 00:58:07,876 - Hand it over, scag. - What? 788 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,419 Our money. These are fakes. 789 00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:15,183 - Oh, there must be some mistake. - Damn right. Look at this. 790 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:18,695 I know for a fact they didn't use sheets from J.C. Penney's at that hotel. 791 00:58:18,762 --> 00:58:21,788 I swear to you... I was told these sheets are genuine. They really are. 792 00:58:21,865 --> 00:58:25,323 Give us our money back or we'll beat your brains. Hey, hey. 793 00:58:25,402 --> 00:58:28,667 Come on, girls. Let's... Let's be reasonable. 794 00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:32,106 Listen, pencil neck. I'll kick your face in. 795 00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:37,579 - Grace, I think they mean it. - ♪ If there's anything that you want ♪ 796 00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:40,708 ♪ If there's anything I can do ♪ 797 00:58:40,784 --> 00:58:44,276 ♪ Just call on me and I'll send it along ♪ 798 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:47,755 ♪ With love from me to you♪ Looks like you're out of business. 799 00:58:47,824 --> 00:58:51,089 ♪ To you, to you ♪ 800 00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:53,152 ♪ To you ♪ 801 00:58:54,598 --> 00:58:57,123 Okay. We're still T.C.B. and takin'care of business... 802 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,691 as we cover this fabulous Beatle weekend. 803 00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:04,374 And you probably don't hear as much going on as there was... not as much shouting... 804 00:59:04,441 --> 00:59:09,606 It's because 33 minutes ago, everybody that was here with this big crowd left... 805 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,513 because the Beatles are going over to The Ed Sullivan Show... 806 00:59:12,582 --> 00:59:15,517 to do their first telecast in the United States. 807 00:59:15,585 --> 00:59:17,625 And you wanna watch that. I'm gonna be there myself. 808 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:28,162 Hey, Grace, did you hear about the Valentine's Dance at school Friday night? 809 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:32,531 I know all about it, Larry. Why don't you just have a drink, okay? 810 00:59:32,602 --> 00:59:36,060 I'd better not. I mean, you know what they say about drinking and driving. 811 00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:39,404 Frankie? Yeah. I was thinkin'. 812 00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:42,789 I'm glad I got in touch with ya. I got a few hours to kill before I have to go out of town, 813 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:46,943 and I could use a little companionship, you know what I mean? 814 00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:49,645 You see, Grace, it's kind of hard... Yeah. Is Ginger available? 815 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:54,020 I was sort of thinkin' about all we've been through together. How 'bout that redhead? What's her name? 816 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,423 Judy. Yeah. Is she... No. 817 00:59:56,493 --> 01:00:01,556 Whatever you think, Frankie. As long as she's on the young side, you know what I mean? 818 01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:06,000 - A college coed? - And, well, you'll probably be busy, so forget it. 819 01:00:06,069 --> 01:00:11,097 - Shh. - Hey, no kiddin'. 820 01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:14,700 Hey, yeah. That's right. Room 909. 821 01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:17,542 Mm-hmm. That's great. Why don't you send her over? 822 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:20,378 Yeah. How 'bout... 'bout an hour? 823 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,418 Yeah. 824 01:00:22,486 --> 01:00:25,216 Half hour would be better, Frankie. Yeah. 825 01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:28,985 Thanks, Frankie. 826 01:00:29,059 --> 01:00:31,687 Grace, it's gettin' kind of late. Maybe we'd better get goin'. 827 01:00:31,762 --> 01:00:35,789 Larry, how old do you think I look? 828 01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:43,535 - I don't know. - I mean, you think I could pass for a college student? 829 01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:47,202 Sure. Sure. You get good grades. 830 01:00:48,712 --> 01:00:54,514 Larry, there's something I gotta do. I want you to meet me back here in about one hour. 831 01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:59,749 Wait. Where you goin'? I just thought of something I could sell. 832 01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:02,951 Why don't you tell me? Maybe I can sell some too. 833 01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:07,622 I don't think so, Larry. You just wait for me, okay? 834 01:01:07,697 --> 01:01:13,101 Grace, you can't! I won't let you do it. 835 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:16,162 Do what? You know. 836 01:01:16,239 --> 01:01:18,799 What? You know. 837 01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:23,471 Larry, I know exactly what it is I'm doing, so just relax. 838 01:01:23,547 --> 01:01:28,211 Go back to the table, finish this up, okay? Meet me back here soon. 839 01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:33,279 Well, Grace, think of what you're doing. I mean, it's... it's a sin. 840 01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:40,886 Ohh. 841 01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:46,092 It'll never come off. 842 01:01:53,677 --> 01:01:56,510 Oh, shit. Dropped my "pneumonia." 843 01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:07,918 Hey, wait a minute. 844 01:02:09,759 --> 01:02:13,160 All right. You stay out here. Are you crazy? 845 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:16,393 That guy hates my guts. He's not gonna do anything... not for me. 846 01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:19,958 No, but he might do it for me. 847 01:02:22,205 --> 01:02:25,174 Three Beatles took a tour of Central Park yesterday... 848 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:28,109 while George stayed in bed nursing a sore throat. 849 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:31,807 Reports are that George... Hey! Hey, what are you doing? I was watching that. 850 01:02:31,882 --> 01:02:35,283 Sorry about that. It's showtime. But you don't seem to understand. 851 01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:40,221 The Ed Sullivan Show is gonna be on. Honey, we all got our problems. 852 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:44,522 When that show goes on in there, that tube goes off. It's union rules. 853 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:48,462 Ohh. Well, how long does this go on? 854 01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:51,092 Midnight. 855 01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:53,534 Want another one? 856 01:03:01,678 --> 01:03:06,274 To hell with it. I don't wanna hear about it. Wait! I'll tell ya! Just listen! 857 01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:09,477 This guy is the kid's father. In his wallet are tickets to the Beatles show. 858 01:03:09,553 --> 01:03:11,987 That's all we want. You can have his money. What did you say? 859 01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:14,015 I said you can have all his money. No, no, no, no. 860 01:03:14,057 --> 01:03:18,221 You said something about tickets. Tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show. That's all we want. 861 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:21,264 How many tickets has he got? Three. 862 01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:29,905 I'll do it, but I get one of the tickets. 863 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:33,841 I'm sorry, really I am. It was just an accident. I didn't wanna come up here... 864 01:03:33,910 --> 01:03:35,901 and get in trouble or anything like that. 865 01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:38,777 I didn't even wanna come here today. They made me do it. 866 01:03:38,848 --> 01:03:41,715 This is very unlike me. I mean, I just don't do things like this, 867 01:03:41,785 --> 01:03:44,379 and it's all just very confusing for me. 868 01:03:44,454 --> 01:03:48,857 You've gotta believe me, please. I believe ya. It's okay. It's okay. 869 01:03:48,925 --> 01:03:51,553 Look, everything's gonna be all right. 870 01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:54,392 Now, you got somebody you can call to come and pick you up? 871 01:03:54,464 --> 01:03:57,956 There's a phone over there. Why don't you go over and use it? 872 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:02,303 Sergeant. 873 01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:04,704 Look at this crap. 874 01:04:05,775 --> 01:04:08,505 Is that the bird that was under Lennon's bed? Bird? 875 01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:10,512 Girl. Girl. Girl. That's her. 876 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:13,793 Well, I just spoke to Brian. It's very important we keep her here for a while, okay? 877 01:04:13,817 --> 01:04:15,751 No sweat. I beg your pardon? 878 01:04:15,819 --> 01:04:20,586 Uh, no problem. Hello? Eddie? Can you come and get me, please? 879 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,193 ♪ The best things in life are free ♪ 880 01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:29,789 ♪ But you can keep 'em for the birds and bees ♪ 881 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:33,768 ♪ Now, give me money♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 882 01:04:33,837 --> 01:04:37,500 ♪ That's what I want♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 883 01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:41,203 ♪ That's what I wa-a-a-ant, yeah ♪ 884 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:45,909 ♪ That's what I want ♪ 885 01:04:45,982 --> 01:04:49,543 ♪ Your lovin'give me a thrill ♪ 886 01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:52,315 ♪ But your lovin' don't pay my bills ♪ 887 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:56,018 ♪ Now, give me money♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 888 01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:59,823 ♪ That's what I want♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 889 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:04,663 ♪ That's what I want oh, yeah♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 890 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:08,397 ♪ That's what I want ♪ 891 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:32,820 What? 892 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:31,016 Trapped like a rat. 893 01:06:31,087 --> 01:06:36,389 Now, wait a minute. I said I'd get my hair cut, but you don't expect me to pay for it, do ya? 894 01:06:39,295 --> 01:06:42,958 Okay. And don't forget to bring the tickets. 895 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:46,827 It's all set. 896 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:54,133 Going up? 897 01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:57,179 Seven, please. 898 01:06:57,247 --> 01:07:01,183 ♪ There's a place There's a place ♪ 899 01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:05,881 Hey, baby, this is the "K." I'm interrupting my own show to bring you an important Beatles bulletin. 900 01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:09,914 I just discovered another pair of Ed Sullivan tickets I forgot to give away. 901 01:07:09,993 --> 01:07:12,037 Now, even though we're only a few minutes away from showtime, 902 01:07:12,061 --> 01:07:15,792 the folks over there at CBS tell me you can still get in even if you're a few minutes late, 903 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:19,323 provided, of course, you answer our countdown question correctly. 904 01:07:19,402 --> 01:07:21,495 Please! Hurry! Get me to seven! 905 01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:26,099 If you live out on the Island, Westchester County, Jersey, wherever, don't call in if you can't make the show. 906 01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:28,667 All right. Here we go with a very tough Beatles question. 907 01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:33,705 Which particular Beatle is at the same time the oldest and youngest member... 908 01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:39,483 Ohh! ♪ I wanna be your lover, baby I wanna be your man ♪ 909 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:43,083 ♪ I wanna be your lover, baby ♪ Ow! Ooh! 910 01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:46,720 Sorry. ♪ Love you like no other, baby ♪ 911 01:07:46,796 --> 01:07:49,162 ♪ Like no other can ♪ 912 01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:54,260 ♪ Love you like no other, baby like no other can ♪ 913 01:07:54,337 --> 01:07:56,430 ♪ I wanna be your man ♪ 914 01:07:56,506 --> 01:08:00,067 ♪ I wanna be your man♪ Oh, please, God. Let me get through. Please let me get through. 915 01:08:03,112 --> 01:08:06,445 Yo. Which Beatle is the oldest and youngest? 916 01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:09,542 Ringo? Wait a minute. Ringo? 917 01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:11,644 Yes. That's right! 918 01:08:11,721 --> 01:08:14,417 Your tickets will be waiting for you at the Ed Sullivan theater. 919 01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:16,686 What's your name, baby? What's your name? 920 01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,125 Rosie! It's Rosie Petrofsky! 921 01:08:19,195 --> 01:08:21,425 All right, Rosie! You're a winner! Congratulations! 922 01:08:21,498 --> 01:08:23,989 Oh, thank you! Thank you very much! 923 01:08:24,067 --> 01:08:26,763 Thank you for letting me use your phone. 924 01:08:30,573 --> 01:08:34,873 I won. ♪ I wanna be your man I wanna be your man ♪ 925 01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:41,809 Oh... Oh! 926 01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:52,058 - Lobby, please. - ♪ I wanna be your lover, baby ♪ 927 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,562 ♪ I wanna be your man ♪ 928 01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:59,398 ♪ I wanna be your lover, baby I wanna be your man ♪ 929 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:02,802 ♪ Love you like no other, baby ♪ 930 01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:10,507 What's wrong? What's wrong with this elevator? 931 01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:13,378 You! Hi, Rosie. 932 01:09:13,449 --> 01:09:16,384 You busted it! You broke the elevator! 933 01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:21,048 Calm down. Relax. I'll have it fixed in a jiffy. I know everything there is to know about elevators. 934 01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:26,758 You broke it. You broke it on purpose! Wait a minute. I know. 935 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:31,232 Just let me fix this here. Help! Get us out of here! 936 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:34,134 We're trapped! Oh, I'm ruined! 937 01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:37,138 My whole life is ruined! 938 01:09:37,206 --> 01:09:41,404 Don't worry. I'll get us out of this mess. Somebody from the hotel is bound to save us. 939 01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:46,779 They'll come and rescue us just like the cavalry. Don't worry. It's not like we're gonna suffocate. 940 01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:49,750 There's plenty of fresh air. 941 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:54,615 Oh, before I forget... Here's a little something for you on behalf of the boys and myself, 942 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:57,319 just to show there are no hard feelings. 943 01:09:57,393 --> 01:10:01,921 It's a pass to the boys' performance on the telly tonight. Oh, my God. 944 01:10:01,998 --> 01:10:05,195 Thank you. Oh, by the way, there are some members of the press downstairs. 945 01:10:05,268 --> 01:10:10,137 They'd like to chat with you a bit. You don't have any objections, do you? 946 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:12,868 Reporters? Well... Well, what do they wanna talk to me for? 947 01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:15,069 They just wanna ask you a few questions. 948 01:10:16,412 --> 01:10:19,904 You must be Al. Hi. I'm Cindy. Hi, Cindy. I'm glad you could make it. 949 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:22,213 Uh, can I... can I take your coat? 950 01:10:22,285 --> 01:10:24,219 Yeah. Sure. Can I fix you a drink? 951 01:10:24,287 --> 01:10:27,279 A Coke, please. 952 01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:30,417 Well, what kind of party do you have in mind, Al? 953 01:10:30,493 --> 01:10:35,556 Well, uh, actually, Cindy, it was more like a picnic. 954 01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:37,725 Look at that. 955 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:41,702 All right. She's probably gonna end up in one of those houses. 956 01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:44,934 She is gonna end up in one of those houses. 957 01:10:45,008 --> 01:10:47,841 It's all your fault. 958 01:10:53,516 --> 01:10:57,475 Hey. Here she comes. How 'bout a big smile for the camera? 959 01:10:57,553 --> 01:11:01,216 There you go. How does it feel to be in the limelight? 960 01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:06,318 Would you do it again? I don't know. I didn't... 961 01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:09,297 Hold it right there. That's it. Thank you. 962 01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:14,928 Different generation here. 963 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:20,607 Okay. Could the people in the front please sit down for the benefit of those in the back? 964 01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:23,771 Thank you. Now, I'd like to introduce you to the young lady... 965 01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:26,906 Miss Pam Mitchell. 966 01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:29,850 How does it feel to be the number-one Beatle fan in New York? 967 01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:41,886 Miss Mitchell? Miss Mitchell? 968 01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:45,456 Millions of young girls across the country dream about what you've done today. 969 01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:47,901 Perhaps you'd like to tell them... How did you feel... 970 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:52,100 actually being in the Beatles' hotel room? 971 01:11:52,175 --> 01:11:54,200 Well, I, um... 972 01:11:55,211 --> 01:11:59,113 It's kind of hard to put into words, but... 973 01:11:59,182 --> 01:12:02,674 I guess it... it was... 974 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,387 it was wonderful, 975 01:12:07,457 --> 01:12:11,154 the most wonderful feeling I've ever had in my life. 976 01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:14,890 Al, would you mind if I switched to Ed Sullivan? 'Cause the Beatles are gonna be on. 977 01:12:14,964 --> 01:12:17,592 I don't... care. Anything you want. Thanks. 978 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,534 Try to land one of these. 979 01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:25,768 Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah. Something really nice happened here. 980 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:31,144 The Beatles got a real kick out of it because we received a wire... or they did... 981 01:12:31,214 --> 01:12:34,149 from Elvis Presley and Colonel Tom Parker... 982 01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:37,778 wishing them the most tremendous success in our country. 983 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:40,948 I think that was really, really, really nice. 984 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:44,117 Now, you know, this particular season has seen many, many exciting acts, 985 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:48,926 like the Little Italian Mouse, Topo Gigio, Belgium's Singing Nun, Sister Sourire... 986 01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:54,698 Well, kid, looks like your old man really stuck it to ya this time. 987 01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:57,535 The Sullivan show's already started. You may as well go home. 988 01:12:57,607 --> 01:13:01,475 Oh, no. They'll let us in, even if we're late, just so long as we've got the tickets, okay? 989 01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:07,883 Give you one of my genuine Beatles bedsheets. You can have a Paul. 990 01:13:07,950 --> 01:13:11,511 I'm gonna miss The Ed Sullivan Show. No. 991 01:13:11,587 --> 01:13:14,133 There's no way we can miss The Ed Sullivan Show. I know where there's a TV, 992 01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:16,091 and besides, the Beatles are the last act. 993 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:19,605 They always save the best acts for last. That way you have to sit through all the commercials. 994 01:13:19,629 --> 01:13:22,996 I got tickets to see 'em in person! 995 01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:25,226 I won 'em on the radio! 996 01:13:25,301 --> 01:13:28,236 Yeah, well, that's what I was saying. 997 01:13:28,304 --> 01:13:31,535 We're... No... Wait... We're trapped! 998 01:13:31,607 --> 01:13:35,407 Oh, please, get us out! Somebody save us! We're trapped like rats! 999 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,678 That's right. Clear out. All right. Get back. 1000 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,775 All right. Hold it down. Open up. 1001 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:46,198 Pam, did you touch them? Can I touch you where you touched them? I didn't touch them. 1002 01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:48,190 Can I have your autograph? Sure. 1003 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:52,421 - Pam, can we have your autograph? - Sign my cast. 1004 01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:57,764 You'd better hurry if you wanna see the show. Can I touch you? 1005 01:14:02,004 --> 01:14:04,438 Excuse me. Bye. 1006 01:14:04,507 --> 01:14:07,067 Bye-bye. Take care. Bye. 1007 01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:10,078 Who's that guy? Oh, that's Neil. He's really nice. You'd like him. 1008 01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,842 Yeah. Let's go. You had me worried; I hope you know that. I'm sorry, 1009 01:14:12,915 --> 01:14:14,974 but today was just so incredibly important... 1010 01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:18,697 I'm gonna let it go this time, but you are going to have to start acting a little more responsible. 1011 01:14:18,721 --> 01:14:21,588 You're hurting me. 1012 01:14:21,657 --> 01:14:24,922 Pam, where's my ring? 1013 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:26,985 What? My ring. 1014 01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:31,466 A paid a hundred and... I paid $175 for that ring. Where is it? 1015 01:14:31,534 --> 01:14:35,903 It's, um... It's in my shoe. I put it in my shoe. 1016 01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:40,385 Well, get it the hell out of your shoe. I just thought that would be the safest place for it when I was running around here. 1017 01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:45,278 I couldn't think of anything else to do with it, because I lost my purse on our way here. 1018 01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:49,910 It was just in the car, and I'm sorry. I... Come on. Let's get outta here. 1019 01:14:53,456 --> 01:14:56,983 Hey. Psst. There he is. 1020 01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:17,635 Hey, watch where you're walkin'! This is a free country. I can walk where I want! 1021 01:15:17,713 --> 01:15:20,181 Then walk on the expressway! 1022 01:15:23,119 --> 01:15:25,230 Okay. Come on. Let's go. Wait a minute. Got the tickets? 1023 01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:27,688 Of course I got the tickets! 1024 01:15:27,757 --> 01:15:31,716 Come on. Let me see 'em. 1025 01:15:36,265 --> 01:15:39,132 There ain't no tickets in here! Look! 1026 01:15:41,337 --> 01:15:43,737 Now, come on. Let's go. 1027 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:50,605 No. Dad! 1028 01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:54,205 No. 1029 01:15:57,019 --> 01:15:59,453 No. 1030 01:16:07,029 --> 01:16:10,430 - Dad! Oh, Dad! - Now, sit in there! 1031 01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:13,764 I said sit in there! Oh, Jesus. No. 1032 01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:18,640 I said stay in that chair. Do you wanna see that show or don't you? 1033 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:23,042 Look at that. You ever see a haircut like that before? Uh-uh. 1034 01:16:23,112 --> 01:16:26,104 Isn't that something? How would you like to have a kid like that? Uh-uh. 1035 01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:29,811 Got into town last night, and I saw him from the back... I thought it was my daughter. 1036 01:16:29,885 --> 01:16:33,252 Mm. I told him, "If you don't get a haircut, you'll have to wear a sign." 1037 01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,688 That somethin'? 1038 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:38,852 Mm-hmm. All right then. Go to work. 1039 01:16:40,696 --> 01:16:43,563 All right. Now, just take it easy. Nobody's gonna hurt ya. 1040 01:16:43,632 --> 01:16:46,795 Now, be a man, and everything'll be fine. 1041 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,299 Aah. 1042 01:17:08,924 --> 01:17:11,222 All right, kid. How do ya want it? 1043 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:16,060 I want him to look like a marine. 1044 01:17:48,597 --> 01:17:52,658 Oh, my God! He's just been hit by a bus! 1045 01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:55,704 I... I think he's in shock! 1046 01:17:55,771 --> 01:18:00,401 Mister, please. Can I use your coat? We've gotta keep him covered. 1047 01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:08,408 He looks bad. You'd better give him some mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. - 1048 01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:11,180 Uh, right. Uh, could you call an ambulance, please? 1049 01:18:11,253 --> 01:18:14,347 There's a phone booth right outside. Okay. Okay. Give him some mouth-to-mouth. 1050 01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:16,687 Did you hear what I said? Give him some mouth-to-mouth. 1051 01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:26,199 More oxygen! 1052 01:18:37,513 --> 01:18:40,209 - Oh, great. Come on. - What the... 1053 01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:49,582 Hello? Hello? 1054 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:52,354 Aah. It's dead. It's completely dead, 1055 01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:55,022 just like everything else in this roach trap. 1056 01:18:55,097 --> 01:18:58,396 I knew it. I knew this would happen. 1057 01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:03,734 It's because I'm being punished. I'm being punished because I missed Mass this morning. 1058 01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:09,200 Hey. A trapdoor. Of course! A trapdoor! 1059 01:19:09,278 --> 01:19:13,612 All elevators have to have trap doors; that's the law. With this, you can crawl to the fifth floor! 1060 01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:16,776 Oh, no. You'd better not. That looks awful dangerous. 1061 01:19:16,852 --> 01:19:19,412 Dangerous? Why, this isn't dangerous. 1062 01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:22,834 I'll tell you what's dangerous... the time I got thrown off the Long Island Railroad. 1063 01:19:22,858 --> 01:19:27,420 Now, that was dangerous. This isn't even moving! 1064 01:19:39,341 --> 01:19:43,573 No. That's what I was afraid of... a safety interlock. 1065 01:19:43,646 --> 01:19:45,807 We'll never get these doors open. 1066 01:19:45,881 --> 01:19:50,341 Oh, it's hopeless. The show's already started. We may as well forget about it. 1067 01:19:50,419 --> 01:19:54,480 Forget about it? Forget about the Beatles? What, are you screwy or somethin'? 1068 01:19:54,557 --> 01:19:58,049 What else can we do? We've tried everything else. 1069 01:19:58,127 --> 01:20:01,290 It's only two-eighths-inched plate glass. 1070 01:20:01,363 --> 01:20:07,131 These doors are pretty flimsy, like everything else in this fleabag. So? 1071 01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,702 Come on! 1072 01:20:14,777 --> 01:20:17,712 What are you waitin' for? 1073 01:20:24,186 --> 01:20:27,451 Just think. In a couple of hours, you're gonna be Mrs. Eddie Lupus. 1074 01:20:29,124 --> 01:20:32,651 Mrs. Eddie Lupus. I like the way that sounds. 1075 01:20:32,728 --> 01:20:36,027 Hey, it's gonna be a great life for us, Mrs. Lupus. 1076 01:20:36,098 --> 01:20:41,559 And why shouldn't it be? I've got a great job. Heck, I'm in on the ground floor of somethin'really big. 1077 01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:45,971 These plastic furniture covers are the thing of the future. We'll have to skimp the first few years... 1078 01:20:46,041 --> 01:20:49,807 and we won't be able to go out much, but who cares? 1079 01:20:49,878 --> 01:20:55,111 We'll have each other. Mr. And Mrs. Eddie Lupus, till death us do part. 1080 01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:58,017 - I'd rather see the Beatles. - What? 1081 01:20:58,087 --> 01:21:01,250 - Eddie, stop the car. I wanna get out. - What are you talking about? 1082 01:21:01,323 --> 01:21:05,350 I've got this ticket to see the Beatles, and I don’t wanna miss it. 1083 01:21:05,427 --> 01:21:11,263 - We're getting married. - I can't do it, Eddie. I can't marry you. 1084 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:15,292 - What did you say? - I just can't marry you. I don't want to any more. 1085 01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,703 Pam, what the hell have you been doing here in New York? 1086 01:21:17,773 --> 01:21:22,972 - I've just realized that there are more things in life for me besides marriage. - More thing... Like what? 1087 01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:26,310 Like the Beatles. Pamela! 1088 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:29,215 Pamela! You come back here! Did you hear me? 1089 01:21:29,285 --> 01:21:31,480 Did you hear me? Come back here! 1090 01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:36,490 More, more. Oh, yeah. 1091 01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:40,688 Faster, faster, faster. When it's least expected, you're the star. 1092 01:21:40,763 --> 01:21:44,756 Don't miss Candid Camera tonight at 10:00, 9:00 Central, here on CBS. - Ooh, yeah. 1093 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:47,063 Candid Camera. That's it! 1094 01:21:47,136 --> 01:21:52,005 Come on, Larry. Come on. 1095 01:22:08,490 --> 01:22:11,357 Hey, Tony, what are you really gonna do with that ticket? 1096 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,952 I told ya. I'm gonna scalp it. Do you mind? 1097 01:22:14,029 --> 01:22:17,760 You know, Rosie could really use that ticket. If you're just gonna sell it to some stranger... 1098 01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:22,827 Look, how am I supposed to find Rosie? You want Rosie to have a ticket, you go find her and give her yours. 1099 01:22:22,905 --> 01:22:27,001 Oh, my God! That's her! She's here! Rosie! Hey, Rosie! 1100 01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:29,567 Janis! Wait a minute! 1101 01:22:29,645 --> 01:22:33,411 I won tickets on the Ra... You won 'em too! Oh! 1102 01:22:33,482 --> 01:22:35,609 Come on! 1103 01:22:35,684 --> 01:22:37,962 And now, right now, from Paris, France, Good. Rub it in. Rub it in. 1104 01:22:37,986 --> 01:22:43,481 - Faster. Faster. Oh! - Here is Pierre Porlier and his performing poodles. 1105 01:22:43,559 --> 01:22:46,551 So let's really bring them on with a nice welcome, shall we? Come on. 1106 01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:00,908 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1107 01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,501 Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 1108 01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:07,106 Hey! Excuse me. 1109 01:23:10,285 --> 01:23:12,651 Pam! Rosie! 1110 01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:14,985 What are you doing here? Oh, I got this ticket. 1111 01:23:15,057 --> 01:23:18,515 Hey, get these mongrels off the stage! We wanna see some real entertainment. 1112 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,562 I hate dogs, and I always have. 1113 01:23:34,743 --> 01:23:37,303 Ohh! 1114 01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:41,608 That's good. Oh... Ooh. Faster. Faster. Faster. 1115 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:45,585 Oh, that's good. Now, get the ketchup. Get the ketchup. 1116 01:23:45,654 --> 01:23:48,714 Put a little ketchup on the side. Ketchup. 1117 01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:51,692 Smile. You're on Candid Camera! 1118 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,320 Hey! Hey! Watch the birdie! Say "cheese"! 1119 01:23:54,396 --> 01:23:56,508 - What are you doin'? What the hell are you doin'? - Look. Don't worry. 1120 01:23:56,532 --> 01:24:00,945 I'll have these proofs sent to your house, and you and your wife can select the prints you'd like at your own convenience. 1121 01:24:00,969 --> 01:24:04,082 - What are you doin' to me? What do you want? - If you prefer to have the negatives... 1122 01:24:04,106 --> 01:24:07,952 processed somewhere else, I'd be more than happy to sell them to you at the incredible discount rate... 1123 01:24:07,976 --> 01:24:10,069 of only $50. 1124 01:24:10,145 --> 01:24:12,924 - Fifty bucks? That's blackmail! - Look, Al, I happen to be in a hurry. 1125 01:24:12,948 --> 01:24:15,940 Fine. Okay. Okay. Fifty bucks. 1126 01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:20,054 Smart move, Al. 1127 01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:24,286 You're never gonna regret this. You know, I'm lettin' you off easy. 1128 01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:26,953 Here's your film, Al. 1129 01:24:29,498 --> 01:24:32,467 You're not goin' any where with my money. 1130 01:24:32,534 --> 01:24:35,025 No! No! No! 1131 01:24:37,306 --> 01:24:42,437 Get your goddamn hands off her, you... 1132 01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:49,113 Oh, Larry, you were just wonderful! 1133 01:24:49,184 --> 01:24:53,018 Let's get the hell out of here. Come on. Come on. Come on. 1134 01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:57,548 Just... Just sensational. I'll be right back with the Beatles... 1135 01:24:57,626 --> 01:24:59,856 after this word about Aeroshave. 1136 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:03,659 Now, ladies and gentlemen here in the studio audience, 1137 01:25:03,732 --> 01:25:07,600 right after these commercial announcements, we're going to bring out the Beatles. 1138 01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:17,168 All right now. Just simmer down. Simmer down. Relax. 1139 01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:20,044 Let's just try to take it easy. 1140 01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:26,888 Shit! 1141 01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:29,822 This thing handles pretty well. 1142 01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:36,596 Now, I wanna remind you... all you people... to keep your seats. 1143 01:25:36,665 --> 01:25:38,963 Remain seated for the entire show. 1144 01:25:39,034 --> 01:25:44,028 All of you stay in your seats, especially you folks up there in the balcony. 1145 01:25:44,106 --> 01:25:48,543 You... young man up there... would you please sit down there, please? 1146 01:25:48,610 --> 01:25:51,010 Who, me? Yes, you. 1147 01:25:51,079 --> 01:25:54,048 Now, will you please take off that ridiculous hat? 1148 01:25:54,116 --> 01:25:56,846 - Okay, Ed. - How can people behind s... 1149 01:25:56,919 --> 01:25:59,387 be able to see with that ridiculous hat on there? 1150 01:25:59,454 --> 01:26:04,551 All right, Ed. Please. Let's have no more outbursts like that. 1151 01:26:04,626 --> 01:26:07,390 Let's set a nice example... Would you like me to take my coat off too? 1152 01:26:07,462 --> 01:26:10,761 All right. Take that off, too, but sit down, please. 1153 01:26:10,832 --> 01:26:13,494 Jesus Christ. 1154 01:26:13,569 --> 01:26:16,595 Whoo-hoo! 1155 01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:26,239 Come on! What do you think this is, a funeral or somethin'? 1156 01:26:26,315 --> 01:26:30,752 Larry, it's a red light! 1157 01:26:30,819 --> 01:26:33,583 I can see it's a red light! 1158 01:26:36,592 --> 01:26:39,789 We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles! Now, you promised. 1159 01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:44,321 You promised. Look, so far tonight, you've all been very well behaved. 1160 01:26:44,399 --> 01:26:48,859 Now, let's not spoil it. I don't wanna have to bring a barber out here. 1161 01:26:48,937 --> 01:26:52,532 That's right. I've got a barber standing by just in case. 1162 01:26:52,608 --> 01:26:56,442 He's gonna come out and clip those youngsters with his clipper. 1163 01:26:56,511 --> 01:27:00,174 I'm not kidding. ♪ Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya ♪ 1164 01:27:00,248 --> 01:27:02,910 ♪ Brylcreem, you look so debonair ♪ 1165 01:27:02,985 --> 01:27:07,513 ♪ Brylcreem, the gals'll all pursue ya ♪ 1166 01:27:07,589 --> 01:27:10,057 ♪ They love to get their fingers in your hair ♪ 1167 01:27:13,795 --> 01:27:17,128 You nitwit! 1168 01:27:18,934 --> 01:27:21,562 Serves you right, you moron! 1169 01:27:24,673 --> 01:27:28,553 As pain mounts up, you feel dull, depressed, nerves on edge. Please get those title cards in focus. 1170 01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:31,307 You can't read this shit. How do I know which one's Ringo? 1171 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:34,543 I think he plays the guitar. What guitar? There's three guitars. 1172 01:27:34,616 --> 01:27:38,814 Jesus Christ. I've got a headache that's gonna slam through my ears. Where the hell is Ed? 1173 01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,920 It's a one-way street! I'm only goin' one way. 1174 01:28:38,346 --> 01:28:40,837 You got the 50? 1175 01:28:40,916 --> 01:28:43,009 Yeah. Come on. 1176 01:29:16,251 --> 01:29:19,220 All right, kid. You're goin' down a one-way street the wrong way. 1177 01:29:19,287 --> 01:29:22,347 Let me see your license. 1178 01:29:22,424 --> 01:29:27,361 I haven't got a license. You don't have a license, huh? Then who belongs to this car? 1179 01:29:27,429 --> 01:29:30,296 - It's my father's. - Okay, kid. 1180 01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:33,578 You're gonna have to go down to the station house and call your old man from there. Out of the car. 1181 01:29:33,602 --> 01:29:38,130 Excuse me. Excuse me, Officer. This kid here... 1182 01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:41,801 This kid, he's... he's my boyfriend, 1183 01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:44,744 and, um, I was just wondering... 1184 01:29:44,813 --> 01:29:47,873 if there's any other way we could take care of this. 1185 01:29:47,949 --> 01:29:50,816 Driving without a license is a very serious offense. 1186 01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:53,912 I know, Officer, but, uh, 1187 01:29:53,989 --> 01:29:59,552 you think his fine would be more than $50? 1188 01:30:01,963 --> 01:30:04,830 That sounds about right. 1189 01:30:11,807 --> 01:30:15,243 Well, um, Officer, 1190 01:30:15,310 --> 01:30:18,302 my friend and I were both really in kind of a hurry. 1191 01:30:18,380 --> 01:30:22,544 And I was wondering... if we were to pay you the fine right now, 1192 01:30:22,617 --> 01:30:26,519 do you think you could take care of it for us? 1193 01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:31,025 Well, it's an irregular procedure, but in this case, I'll make an exception. 1194 01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:33,856 Thank you. 1195 01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:39,795 - All right, kid. I'm gonna give you a break this time. - Thank you, sir. 1196 01:30:39,868 --> 01:30:42,962 But let this be a lesson to ya. 1197 01:30:47,509 --> 01:30:51,843 - Thanks a lot, Grace. - Forget it. 1198 01:30:51,913 --> 01:30:54,643 And, you know, all day yesterday and today, 1199 01:30:54,716 --> 01:30:57,708 the theater's been absolutely jammed with newspapermen... Oh, my God. 1200 01:30:57,786 --> 01:31:00,531 I'm gonna see Paul. And photographers, and they all agree there has never been anything... 1201 01:31:00,555 --> 01:31:02,767 Like the excitement caused by these... I'm gonna see Paul right here. 1202 01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:07,671 Stand by. One minute. When they come out there, I want you to keep that audio down, mister. I don’t wanna see that needle... 1203 01:31:14,436 --> 01:31:18,304 Tony! Tony, don't do it! 1204 01:31:20,942 --> 01:31:23,467 Janis, what the hell do ya think you're doin'? 1205 01:31:23,545 --> 01:31:26,742 - What do you think you're doing? - I know what I'm doing. 1206 01:31:26,815 --> 01:31:29,477 I'm puttin' an end to this Beatles bullshit once and for all. 1207 01:31:29,551 --> 01:31:35,012 That's crazy, Tony! You could get electrocuted! You could blow this whole building up! 1208 01:31:35,090 --> 01:31:37,854 You might even get killed! 1209 01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:40,793 Yeah? Well, what about that scuzzy hair? 1210 01:31:40,862 --> 01:31:44,525 - What if everybody starts runnin' around lookin' like that? - Oh, please, Tony! Please! 1211 01:31:44,599 --> 01:31:49,536 - Just listen to me for a minute. - Forget it, Janis! Fifty million TV sets are all gonna go black, 1212 01:31:49,604 --> 01:31:53,836 and there ain't a damn thing that you or anybody else can do about it! 1213 01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,914 Okay! All right! 1214 01:32:04,986 --> 01:32:07,716 You want 'em? You got 'em. You got 'em. 1215 01:32:09,324 --> 01:32:11,053 Oh, shit! 1216 01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:15,455 So now, ladies and gentlemen, here they are... the Beatles! 1217 01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:20,797 ♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1218 01:32:20,869 --> 01:32:23,895 ♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1219 01:32:23,972 --> 01:32:29,877 ♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1220 01:32:29,945 --> 01:32:32,607 ♪ You think you've lost your love ♪ 1221 01:32:32,681 --> 01:32:35,980 ♪ Well, I saw her yesterday ♪ 1222 01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:41,614 ♪ It's you she's thinkin'of and she told me what to say ♪ 1223 01:32:41,690 --> 01:32:43,749 ♪ She says she loves you ♪ 1224 01:32:43,825 --> 01:32:48,319 ♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪ 1225 01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:53,390 ♪ Yes, she loves you and you know you should be glad ♪ 1226 01:32:55,070 --> 01:32:58,164 ♪ She said you hurt her so ♪ 1227 01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:01,367 ♪ She almost lost her mind ♪ 1228 01:33:01,443 --> 01:33:04,435 ♪ But now she says she knows ♪ 1229 01:33:04,512 --> 01:33:07,345 ♪ You're not the hurting kind ♪ 1230 01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:13,320 ♪ She says she loves you and you know that can't be bad ♪ 1231 01:33:13,388 --> 01:33:18,849 ♪ Yes, she loves you and you know you should be glad ♪ 1232 01:33:18,927 --> 01:33:23,523 ♪ Whoo She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1233 01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:25,964 ♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1234 01:33:26,034 --> 01:33:30,733 ♪ And with a love like that you know you should be glad ♪ 1235 01:33:32,374 --> 01:33:35,741 ♪ You know it's up to you ♪ 1236 01:33:35,810 --> 01:33:38,870 ♪ I think it's only fair ♪ 1237 01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:42,110 ♪ And pride can hurt you too ♪ 1238 01:33:42,183 --> 01:33:45,175 ♪ Apologize to her ♪ 1239 01:33:45,253 --> 01:33:50,122 ♪ Because she loves you and you know that can't be bad ♪ 1240 01:33:51,793 --> 01:33:56,423 ♪ She loves you and you know you should be glad ♪ 1241 01:33:56,498 --> 01:34:01,094 ♪ Ooh, she loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1242 01:34:01,169 --> 01:34:04,138 ♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1243 01:34:04,205 --> 01:34:08,665 ♪ With a love like that you know you should be glad ♪ 1244 01:34:10,378 --> 01:34:15,111 ♪ With a love like that you know you should be glad ♪ 1245 01:34:16,618 --> 01:34:21,248 ♪ With a love like that you know you should ♪ 1246 01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:25,019 ♪ Be glad ♪ 1247 01:34:25,093 --> 01:34:28,085 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1248 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:33,863 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1249 01:34:51,252 --> 01:34:53,948 I can't believe this. 1250 01:34:56,157 --> 01:35:00,150 I'm gonna dedicate all those fine songs... 1251 01:35:00,228 --> 01:35:03,789 to Johnny Carson, Randy Parr and Earl Wilson. 1252 01:35:03,865 --> 01:35:06,891 The Beatles'll be back next week from Miami Beach. 1253 01:35:06,968 --> 01:35:11,428 Also, the fabulous Budapest Ballerinas, a young impressionist who does a great impression of me... 1254 01:35:11,506 --> 01:35:13,974 Will Jordan... and a host of many, many fine acts. 1255 01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:18,069 Please drive carefully, and we'll see you again next week. Good night. Good night. - Rosie. Rosie. 1256 01:35:18,146 --> 01:35:21,274 Rosie. Rosie. 1257 01:35:21,349 --> 01:35:23,977 What happened? What happened? 1258 01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:29,490 Rosie, you fainted. You missed the whole show. 1259 01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:33,592 I know. Come on. Let's get out of here. 1260 01:35:33,661 --> 01:35:36,494 It's all my fault. It's all my fault. Forget it. Forget it. 1261 01:35:36,564 --> 01:35:38,843 You could've got your pictures, and it's all my fault. Oh, for goodness sakes. 1262 01:35:38,867 --> 01:35:42,530 Let's just forget it, okay? Let's not even talk about it anymore. 1263 01:35:42,604 --> 01:35:45,698 Why don't we talk about something else? 1264 01:35:45,773 --> 01:35:49,834 Why don't we talk about that dance Friday night, Larry? 1265 01:35:49,911 --> 01:35:54,610 What time you wanna pick me up? You wanna go to the dance with me? 1266 01:35:54,682 --> 01:35:56,650 Sure. Yeah? 1267 01:35:56,718 --> 01:35:59,346 - So then you're asking me? - Yeah. 1268 01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:03,220 Yeah. Yeah. The Valentine's Dance, huh? 1269 01:36:03,291 --> 01:36:06,283 That'll be a gas. 1270 01:36:09,597 --> 01:36:13,089 Here comes the fuzz. I'm gonna be sick. 1271 01:36:15,537 --> 01:36:17,869 Look it. You're on my hands. I'm not on your hands. 1272 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:20,840 - - This isn't the right car. - This isn't the right car. 1273 01:36:20,909 --> 01:36:24,106 There it is! Their car! Nevermind. 1274 01:36:24,179 --> 01:36:26,157 What are you staring at? Get these boys out of here. 1275 01:36:26,181 --> 01:36:29,026 - Sure, mister. Sure. - Did you hear me? For God's sake, get these boys out of here... 1276 01:36:29,050 --> 01:36:32,349 before they're trampled to death. 1277 01:36:32,420 --> 01:36:34,684 Drive, Larry. Drive! 1278 01:36:38,593 --> 01:36:42,962 Oh, great. 1279 01:36:43,031 --> 01:36:45,465 Come on. Come on, driver. Would you give me a break? 1280 01:36:45,533 --> 01:36:48,525 Pull the choke. 1281 01:36:55,910 --> 01:36:59,539 Look! There they go! Hey, wait a minute. 1282 01:36:59,614 --> 01:37:03,277 That limo's got Jersey plates. 1283 01:37:03,351 --> 01:37:05,478 Nah. Couldn't be. 1284 01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:08,613 ♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1285 01:37:08,690 --> 01:37:11,716 ♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1286 01:37:11,793 --> 01:37:16,127 ♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1287 01:37:18,499 --> 01:37:20,729 ♪ You think you've lost your love ♪ 1288 01:37:20,802 --> 01:37:24,135 ♪ Well, I saw her yesterday ♪ 1289 01:37:24,205 --> 01:37:29,768 ♪ It's you she's thinkin' of and she told me what to say ♪ 1290 01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:35,714 ♪ She says she loves you and you know that can't be bad ♪ 1291 01:37:36,718 --> 01:37:42,350 ♪ Yes, she loves you and you know you should be glad ♪ 1292 01:37:43,358 --> 01:37:46,327 ♪ She said you hurt her so ♪ 1293 01:37:46,394 --> 01:37:49,522 ♪ She almost lost her mind ♪ 1294 01:37:49,597 --> 01:37:52,862 ♪ But now she says she knows ♪ 1295 01:37:52,934 --> 01:37:55,494 ♪ You're not the hurting kind ♪ 1296 01:37:55,570 --> 01:38:01,475 ♪ She says she loves you and you know that can't be bad ♪ 1297 01:38:01,542 --> 01:38:07,003 ♪ Yes, she loves you and you know you should be glad ♪ 1298 01:38:07,081 --> 01:38:11,677 ♪ Whoo She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1299 01:38:11,753 --> 01:38:15,018 ♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1300 01:38:15,089 --> 01:38:19,753 ♪ With a love like that you know you should be glad ♪ 1301 01:38:21,462 --> 01:38:26,695 ♪ With a love like that you know you should be glad ♪ 1302 01:38:27,835 --> 01:38:32,534 ♪ With a love like that you know you should ♪ 1303 01:38:32,607 --> 01:38:37,044 ♪ Be glad ♪ 1304 01:38:37,111 --> 01:38:40,137 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1305 01:38:40,214 --> 01:38:44,651 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 120034