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- Previously on "Happy!"
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- Nick Sax.
Hard to believe this
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piece of shit used
to be the best detective
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in the whole department.
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- Right now you're talking
to the man who was hired
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to kill the
Scaramucci Brothers.
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[gunfire]
[grunts]
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- Wait, wait, wait.
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The Old Don in Sicily
before he died,
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he gave--he gave me a password.
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It's priceless.
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- Nick Sax has got his fat,
grubby fingers
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on my password.
- You're a great source
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of information.
- Seems pretty clear that
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whoever knows this password
is as good as dead or worse.
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- Smoothie?
- I'm gonna set an example
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with you.
- [screams]
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- Come on.
Snap out of it.
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- [grunts]
- I'm...Happy!
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The happy horse, horse, horse
so full of fun
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of course, of course.
- You're not real.
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- Of course not.
I'm Hailey's imaginary friend.
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The sweetest, most adorable
little girl in the whole world.
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But she's in real bad trouble,
and you're the only one
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that can help me save her.
- Hailey!
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- Oh, hey, Merry.
Can I borrow your car?
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- I didn't wanna tell you,
Nick.
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Hailey is your daughter.
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[truck horn honking]
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[Edmund Sears' "It Came Upon
the Midnight Clear"]
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* It came upon
the midnight clear *
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* That glorious song of old
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* From angels bending
near the earth *
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- Come on, now.
This is a network show.
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- I told that ratchet,
all right?
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And I'm telling y'all
mother[bleep]ers.
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I ain't no mother[bleep]ing
baby daddy!
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[booing]
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- Suck my dick!
- [bleep] you!
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It's not mine!
- You know, I've been doing
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this show 27 years.
I've never heard that before.
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- Ha ha, yeah.
- Come on, Jerry!
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Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Man, look at that,
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and then look at this.
Look at this!
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[booing]
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I would never hit that [bleep],
man!
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I would never hit that!
- I'll hit that!
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- Oh, yeah!
- Yo, yo!
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Come on, man.
Yo, [bleep] that [bleep].
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[bleep] that [bleep].
That's your baby now.
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- This is your baby!
Look at this!
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Look at this!
- That's not my [bleep] baby!
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- Yeah, look!
Look at this!
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- Get out of here, man.
- Well, we're gonna find out
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who hit what and from what end,
but first--
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Here's another winner at life
who claims the kid ain't his.
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Give it up for Nick Sax.
[applause]
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- I got no idea
why I'm even here.
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[laughter]
- Well, you're not really here.
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This is a metaphor.
You've experienced a near death
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bodily trauma.
- Yeah.
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- After hearing the best news
any guy can ever hear.
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Let's give a nice hand
to the new papa.
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[applause]
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[baby cooing and crying]
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- Sorry to disappoint.
I ain't nobody's daddy.
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[audience awws]
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- How can you be so sure?
You shooting blanks?
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[audience oohs and laughs]
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Which is pretty funny,
considering your line of work.
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[audience oohs]
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- Look, any alleged incidents
of erectile dysfunction--
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that I am in no way
admitting to--
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would be a fairly recent
development from me,
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and totally beside the point.
I'm telling you
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I don't belong here.
The only thing I am
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a father to is a baseball-size
colonic impasse that's getting
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worse every minute
of this conversation.
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[audience groans]
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- Well, there's a lovely lady
backstage in our green room
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who frankly has a different
version of events.
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[cheers and applause]
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You can't even bear to look
at her, can you, Nick?
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What are you running from?
- Yeah!
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[intense music]
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*
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[tires squeal]
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[heavy breathing]
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- So, don't take this
the wrong way,
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but looks like someone
needs a little--
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--nap!
[squeaks]
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- All righty, now.
I accept you.
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You're not a hallucination.
You're not my subconscious
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trying to dry rape me
for all my past sins.
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You're real.
- Imaginary friend.
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- [shushes]
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Listen to me.
I once saw a man high on PCP
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rip off his own testicles
in the middle of Times Square.
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Do you know what I'm trying
to say to you?
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I'm saying I've seen
some crazy shit.
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So I accept it.
You exist.
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You're here.
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There's probably a little girl
somewhere out there
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who needs her daddy real
goddamned bad.
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And you should go find him.
'Cause I ain't him.
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- You are him, Nick.
And she's yours.
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My God.
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Those teeth.
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Those flared nostrils
and beady eyes.
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It's somehow endearing,
and yet so, so horrible.
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How do you even--
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Nah, forget it.
- Ahh!
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*
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[dramatic music]
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*
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- * Joyful and triumphant
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* Oh Christmas tree
oh Christmas tree *
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* How lovely are
your branches *
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* Oh you're looking good
you're smelling right *
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* I give it to you
every night *
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[dramatic music]
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*
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[Guy Lombardo's "He'll Be
Coming Down The Chimney"]
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*
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[jingling]
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*
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* Don't look out the window
and don't wait by the door *
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* He'll be coming
down the chimney *
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* Like he always did before
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* When you hear
his sleigh bells *
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* Don't look front or back
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* He'll be coming
down the chimney *
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* With a sack upon his back
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* If you wrote your letter
to Santa and you're good *
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* You'll find your stockings
all filled up *
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* With the things
you hoped you would *
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* So don't look out the window
and don't wait by the door *
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* He'll be coming
down the chimney *
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* Yes by gosh by Jiminy
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- Hello?
Anybody there?
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[suspenseful music]
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*
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- I'm here.
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- Hi.
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Do you know where we are?
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- No.
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Who are you?
- Hailey Hansen.
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What's your name?
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Are you there?
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- Yeah.
- Has he hurt you?
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- He doesn't like us talking.
He thinks we're gonna
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do something bad.
Like try to run away.
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He doesn't want us
to go back to our parents.
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- What does he want?
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- He wants us
to stay little kids.
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He wants us to stay
little kids forever.
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- Mrs. Jablonski.
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It's me, Sax.
Is that cooking spray?
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- Oh, Dr. Sax.
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Oh, and no ring.
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I'm gonna introduce you
to my granddaughter.
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- Thrilled.
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- You can't be too careful,
Doctor.
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This used to be
a nice neighborhood,
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before all them, you know.
- Bad hombres.
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- Skulking around.
- Yeah.
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- I heard them climbing
the fire escape earlier.
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[tense music]
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- Fire escape.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Surprise!
Hey, boys!
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What the hell?
No balloons, no hookers?
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Come on.
What kind of going away party
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is this?
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[rock music]
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I wanna thank you guys
for not tossing my apartment.
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Wait, did you?
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- Jesus, Frank.
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- Ow.
[grunts]
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- Look at his balls.
- Swinging like a watch.
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I mean, they are hypnotic.
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- Yeah.
In video games,
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it's what they call...
Respawning.
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- This isn't a game, Sax.
- Eh, I just gotta pick up
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a few essentials from the
trusty old go-bag.
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So I can vamanos my burly
white ass on out of here.
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Ah.
Huh.
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*
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That's a good one.
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*
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And with that,
I bid you bye-bye.
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Help yourselves to the fridge.
I got ten-day-old Chinese
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in there,
but with the MSG,
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I think you guys
will be all right.
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I would offer you booze,
but I wasn't expecting company.
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Oh, do make sure to extend
my season greetings to Blue.
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*
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- You seem confused, Sax.
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- I seem to think you assholes
didn't get the memo.
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The one where Blue
wants me alive.
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The password.
- Oh.
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- Oh, yeah, right.
So--
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- Yeah, we don't work for Blue.
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- Huh?
- We're with Fresh Ken.
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Ninth Street.
- Since when?
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- Tuesday.
- Why?
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- More money.
- I understand that.
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- Mmm.
- Fresh Ken.
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- Anyway, this--this password
that you talk about.
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- Yeah?
- It's actually why
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we're all here.
See nobody knows what it's for.
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Word on the street is,
Blue gets his hands
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on that password,
he becomes untouchable.
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Unstoppable.
- Word on the street?
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- It's like some Ark of
the Covenant shit for hoods.
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He'd wipe us all
out like polio.
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- And I'm the only one who--
- Knows the password.
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- Which is why--
- You gotta get dead.
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- [clicks tongue]
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Well, ain't this
a sticky wicket.
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[guns cocking]
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[banging and shattering]
- [shouting]
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[The Boston Pops Orchestra's
"Sleigh Ride]
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-[grunts]
- [screams]
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*
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He's going down
the fire escape!
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*
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- Bad hombres.
- [gasps]
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*
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- [laughs]
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[clicking]
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Ah, peanuts.
[grunts]
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*
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[banging]
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- [screams]
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*
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[gunfire]
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[gun cocking]
[gunshot]
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[high-pitched ringing]
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[gunfire]
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*
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- Nick, there comes a time
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when you just gotta
face reality.
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- Fuck you!
Get the fucking fuck
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away from me.
- Oh!
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Swear jar!
Swear jar!
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When dirty words
come out too far!
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That'll be 25 cents, please.
[gunfire]
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[screams]
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*
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Oh, crackers and jam, Nick!
Now we're flat broke!
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- That's right.
Money.
253
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,249
*
254
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,018
We need guns and money.
255
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,285
*
256
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,154
And I knows just the guy.
257
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:38,325
- Great, so we'll just,
uh, run there, I guess.
258
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:44,865
- This your car?
259
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,136
[whirring]
260
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:55,175
[cell phone ringing]
261
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:03,583
- James Joyce called cheese
the corpse of milk.
262
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,853
- I never listened
to folk music.
263
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,593
You're more of a yellow slices
wrapped in plastic girl.
264
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,263
Kraft American.
265
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,200
- Just get to the point.
You want Sax.
266
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:26,206
- We need to learn to take
our time with things.
267
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,441
This wine, for instance--
268
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,245
Mmm.
269
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,215
Began as a grape.
270
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,920
A sweet thing.
Yes.
271
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:49,262
But also an immature thing.
To reach its full potential,
272
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,232
the grape is subjected
to pressure.
273
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:56,269
Squashed to a pulp.
274
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,539
Reduced to its essence.
275
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,175
Sealed in darkness.
276
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:06,213
And there it waits.
Compelled by the hands of time
277
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,882
to become a finer thing.
- I get it, Blue.
278
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,551
I'm the grape.
- No, no, no.
279
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,553
You don't get it.
280
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,288
I'm the grape.
281
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,559
I'm the goddamn grape!
282
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,996
[dramatic music]
283
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,965
When I was a boy--
hmm--
284
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:28,168
The Don swore to me on the
souls of his ancestors
285
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,271
that I would get what's mine.
If I was patient.
286
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:36,209
Now, I didn't understand then.
But I do now.
287
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:40,547
I wasn't ready.
But now I am.
288
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,017
And I want what I'm due.
- And what's that?
289
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,319
- Everything.
290
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,589
This is my time
to step to the fore,
291
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,192
to take my place as leader
of the family.
292
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,594
*
293
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,931
And you're in my way, Meredith.
294
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,701
I get it.
Life has been complicated.
295
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:06,006
Father gunned down
in the line of duty.
296
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,009
Your mother--
bright, beautiful, talented--
297
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,412
She loses her mind.
298
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:17,450
You, the candy striper.
No man in your life.
299
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,220
The only man you ever loved,
well,
300
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,223
you broke up his marriage.
Wrecked his career.
301
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,491
- Your script needs
a little work.
302
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,593
And now he's back.
303
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:32,065
And you let him go.
You gave him your car.
304
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,035
Mmm.
I'm glad you did.
305
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,370
I am.
You gained his trust
306
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:41,274
all over again.
Use that trust.
307
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,543
Find him.
Bring him in.
308
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,246
Alive and articulate.
309
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,582
That's very important,
Meredith.
310
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,384
*
311
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,652
- How important?
312
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,721
*
313
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,657
- [laughs]
314
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,592
What did you have in mind?
315
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:05,098
*
316
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:09,069
- I bring you Sax,
and we're even.
317
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,638
I'm out from under you.
Bill paid in full.
318
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,473
Me and Ma.
319
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,476
*
320
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,746
- Deal.
- Deal.
321
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,082
- What, you wanna fucking
spit on it?
322
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:26,553
*
323
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:31,358
One thing.
I know how hard it can be
324
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:35,028
to get help on short notice.
So I've dispatched
325
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,564
a qualified professional
to attend to your mother's
326
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:41,334
every need till you do
what needs to be done.
327
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,403
- What?
328
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,672
- Run along, Meredith.
329
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:50,577
*
330
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,645
- I can't wait to see
the look on his face
331
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,549
when you say, "Hey, you!"
"Who, me?"
332
00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,687
"Yeah, you.
That's my kid you got there."
333
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,523
"Says who?"
"Says me."
334
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,426
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah."
335
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,561
And then you give him
the old one-two.
336
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,498
And he runs away screaming
to mommy like a stupid baby.
337
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,333
- My goodness.
- What, what is it?
338
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,169
- Shh!
Do you hear that?
339
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,071
It's Hailey.
- Wh--What?
340
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,572
- Yeah!
- Where?
341
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,075
- In there!
Yeah!
342
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,643
A little further!
"Happy!"
343
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,178
You hear that?
A little further!
344
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,179
[clanking]
345
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,148
I ain't nobody's daddy.
346
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,683
[rock music]
347
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:34,787
[beeping]
- [screaming]
348
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:38,358
[screaming]
349
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:45,432
*
350
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,536
[buzzing]
351
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,773
[slamming]
352
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,509
*
353
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,111
- Well, I'll be dipped
in cat shit.
354
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,680
- Le Dick.
Boys.
355
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,782
- I mean, seriously, Nicky.
How many years?
356
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,118
Le Dic.
- It's French, yeah, yeah.
357
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,786
I know, I've heard before.
Why don't we just skip
358
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,455
all the pleasantries?
I'm sure you boys wanna
359
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,590
get back to your
little game here.
360
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,893
I need cash, Le Dic.
And weapons.
361
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,396
- Aww, shit, Nicky.
All you gotta do is ask.
362
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,764
How much cash and firearms?
363
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,399
Just tell me the type
and quantity.
364
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,402
Be specific.
- Go with, uh, 10Gs.
365
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,171
No, 20.
And, uh, guns.
366
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,473
You know how I roll.
Uh, small cal--
367
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,475
Sig, Kel-Tek.
And cannon.
368
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,143
Desert Eagle.
You know, something that'll
369
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,544
just punch a hole
right through the center.
370
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,146
- I ain't giving you
any money or guns,
371
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,714
you pole-smoking broke-ass
piece of shit.
372
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:35,882
- Whoa, calm down.
Calm down, all right.
373
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,750
I admit it.
I owe you.
374
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,519
But you--hey, let's not
forget that you owe me.
375
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,820
- You come into my place--
- You know what--
376
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,155
- Sit at my table--
- You owe me.
377
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,157
I haven't seen you in, what?
378
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,592
Six months ago since that shit
went sideways in Bushwick.
379
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,160
- That was not all my fault.
380
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,761
- That was bad.
- It wasn't that bad.
381
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,630
- Very awkward.
- Well, it doesn't matter.
382
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,898
- "Gimme this, gimme that.
I need cash, Le Dic!
383
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,234
I need guns!"
384
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,637
Oh, shit!
Two pair!
385
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,572
Pass the marmalade, girls.
386
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,274
*
387
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,511
You want something from me?
You sit for a while.
388
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,679
- Obviously I'm not imparting
the proper sense of urgency
389
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,848
as to my situation.
I'm getting my ass outta town,
390
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,883
and I'm not talking
about tomorrow, now.
391
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,287
I appreciate the hospitality.
But I'm gonna take a raincheck.
392
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,788
- Bullshit.
You'll get cards
393
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,524
in front of you,
you'll play.
394
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,491
- Damn it, Le Dick.
If I had the money
395
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,926
for the buy in,
396
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,628
I wouldn't be here with
my hat in my hand.
397
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:28,701
*
398
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,523
[tense music]
399
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,792
*
400
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,595
[rock music]
401
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,264
18 carat gold.
402
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,766
*
403
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,268
- "To my darling Nicholas
forever."
404
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,835
- You don't have
to read it out loud.
405
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,905
- Oh, shit, Sax.
I just get nauseous
406
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,874
thinking about how this
is gonna go.
407
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,742
- So stick your fingers down
your throat, and let's play.
408
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:16,816
*
409
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,612
[grunts]
410
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,014
[laughs]
411
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,683
Who the hell bets a wedding
band on a pair of kings?
412
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,320
I'll tell you who.
Nick Sax.
413
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,365
[doorbell rings]
414
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:12,739
[engine revving]
415
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:29,822
[tense music]
416
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,892
- [crying]
417
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,797
- What's your favorite
part of Christmas?
418
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,932
- [crying]
419
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:44,971
- Sitting on Santa's lap.
- I used to like that.
420
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:49,008
- Used to?
- He took me away from my mom.
421
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:52,345
I miss her.
422
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:56,115
- I miss my dad.
- We're going to get home.
423
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,017
*
424
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,688
- How?
- I sent my friend to get help.
425
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,690
*
426
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:07,760
- [sniffs]
427
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:11,097
- * Blackness everywhere
428
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,733
- How's black Christmas coming
for you, Pencil Dick?
429
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:17,069
Bet your kids are pissed, huh?
Another year without presents.
430
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,838
- [sniffs]
- They get presents.
431
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,974
Culturally significant
homemade presents.
432
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,476
- What kind of Christmas
is that?
433
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,144
Christmas is about
Christmas lights,
434
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,414
Christmas trees,
Christmas presents,
435
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,815
buying shit.
- Christ on a cross,
436
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,717
just play the game.
437
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,652
- Fourth street.
I'm guessing that card
438
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,721
hit everybody but Sax.
439
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,389
- You know how long it took me
to find a Wishee?
440
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,457
It sold out for three months.
441
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,025
- How much did you pay
442
00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,927
for that mass-marketed
corporate product?
443
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,430
I mean, look at it.
It's like a pink perv-a-saurus.
444
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:46,933
- Used to be booze and bitches.
Now it's diapers and daycare.
445
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,769
You're lucky, Sax.
No nine-to-five.
446
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,672
No more nagging wife.
No screaming little kid
447
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,409
relying on you to bring
home the, uh, the Wishee.
448
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,678
You're free.
- Yeah.
449
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,947
Free as a bird.
Living the high life.
450
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,482
Start the day off with
a bottle of Jack,
451
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,950
ending it popping
a couple of 'ludes
452
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,952
just to keep the dreams away.
453
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,488
In between...
454
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,457
I don't remember
a goddamn thing.
455
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,091
*
456
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:15,728
- You're gonna remember this,
Sax.
457
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:19,732
- Goddamn deck hates me.
- Everyone hates you, Nick.
458
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,734
- [grunts]
459
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:28,808
*
460
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,481
- So, did you find her?
- Find who?
461
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,849
- You need to get your
eyes checked, Nick.
462
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:39,852
- Check.
- Where are your balls, Sax?
463
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:42,455
Oh, right.
I took them on the last pot.
464
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,724
- Oh, I hate when they
take the balls away.
465
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,125
- I'm trying to focus here.
Get lost.
466
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,160
- Ugh, grown-up games.
467
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:49,996
*
468
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:53,500
- Queen of Hearts.
She's pretty.
469
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,868
- What'd you just say?
470
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:59,005
- I said she's pretty.
She has a gold crown,
471
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,973
and lipstick.
472
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:08,047
*
473
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,818
- Fold.
- Where you going, Sax?
474
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,886
- Crapper.
You wanna wipe me?
475
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,055
- Dude's losing what little
he had left.
476
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,957
And I'm not talking
about the chips.
477
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:20,493
- Everyone stay cool.
We keep him here
478
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,095
as long as Blue says.
479
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,098
[Pyotr Tchaikovsky's "Dance
of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
480
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,068
*
481
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:32,038
- The way you're smiling
is like someone who doesn't
482
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,606
know what smiles are for.
483
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,542
- Those cards.
The lady.
484
00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:38,277
The pretty lady with the gold
crown and the lipstick.
485
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:42,014
You can see them.
- They're not invisible, Nick.
486
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:44,551
- No, but you are.
Oh, my goodness.
487
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,986
I have this crazy idea.
Do you wanna go get Hailey?
488
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,855
- [gasps]
You bet I do!
489
00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,857
More than a double scoop
of coffee ice cream!
490
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,626
- Then you're gonna help me win
to get money and guns
491
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,062
so we can go get her.
492
00:24:56,095 --> 00:25:00,967
- Our teacher Miss Palm says
it's better to lose honestly
493
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,102
than to win by cheating.
- Fuck Miss--
494
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:07,006
*
495
00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:10,209
Wouldn't Miss Palm want you
to help me get guns and money
496
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,211
so we could go get Hailey?
497
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:15,815
- Uh, she'd probably send us
to the Thinking Corner
498
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,651
to come up with a creative
solution to our problems.
499
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:19,952
- You're right.
500
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,821
*
501
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,557
Just--
502
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,959
I just--
503
00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,028
- Just what?
- Ah, just a crazy idea.
504
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:31,230
I just thought
we could be a team.
505
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,231
You know?
506
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,233
*
507
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,636
Partners.
508
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:39,572
Butch and Sundance.
Gin and tonic.
509
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:42,241
Mickey and Mallory.
- You mean Mickey and Pluto?
510
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:45,277
- PB and motherfucking J.
511
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:49,348
*
512
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:53,152
But...
Well...
513
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,987
Guess you don't wanna
be my partner.
514
00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:56,155
*
515
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:59,158
[drumroll]
516
00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:01,994
*
517
00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,864
[laughs]
518
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:12,138
[drum solo]
519
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:12,471
*
520
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:19,979
- Bam!
[laughs]
521
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,614
- [growls]
522
00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:22,815
- I'm on a winning streak,
boys.
523
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,351
Oh, yeah.
524
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:30,056
- [indistinct singing]
525
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,759
* Christmas tree
is coming soon *
526
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,697
- Hmm.
[ding]
527
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,634
Our monkey bread is done.
[giggles]
528
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,741
- Mom, are you okay?
Did he do anything to you?
529
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,043
- He's making me
beautiful again.
530
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:55,414
- I love hearing you sing.
- I'm so excited.
531
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,685
Geraldine Ferraro's gonna be
our first female President.
532
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,687
Hmm.
533
00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,824
- Oh, I wish I could have
what you're having.
534
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,895
I'll be right back.
[kisses]
535
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,067
This isn't happening.
536
00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:17,770
Get the fuck out of my house.
537
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,940
- [laughs]
- Am I being unclear, freak?
538
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,875
- Oh, no, no.
Cops and robbers, go on.
539
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,678
This is fantastic.
I love this game.
540
00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,980
The only problem is--
I'm sorry--
541
00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:31,117
but the smell of your vagina
is incredibly distracting
542
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,785
in a small space.
543
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,788
[tense music]
544
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:38,057
She really is intoxicating.
545
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,892
Your mother.
546
00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:41,060
Lovely voice.
Real talented.
547
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,462
- Don't you talk about her.
548
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,733
- I bet--and I probably
shouldn't be saying this,
549
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:49,736
because it was a time before
people became stars
550
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,838
from sex tapes,
but I think she could have
551
00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:54,907
been really big.
552
00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:59,445
If not for her awkward
little daughter.
553
00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,113
Playing with guns
when the other girls
554
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:06,052
were playing with boys.
She threw it all away
555
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:09,722
to raise a flat-chested
little brat.
556
00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:12,224
And this is what she gets.
557
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,827
It took me hours
558
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:17,797
to get the mats
out of her hair.
559
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,933
When was the last time
you brushed her?
560
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:25,738
- I will shoot you in the head.
- Mmm.
561
00:28:25,772 --> 00:28:27,874
- Oh, you think I won't?
- [laughs]
562
00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:29,876
- I clean up her shit
three times a day.
563
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:32,912
I have no problems
cleaning your brains up
564
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,881
off this ceiling.
565
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,482
- [grunts]
566
00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:40,186
Now you listen to me closely.
567
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,755
The sooner you do what
you agreed to do,
568
00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:45,091
the sooner I can get out
of this piss-smelling
569
00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,026
geriatric nightmare.
570
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,761
*
571
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:52,999
Your ex-fucker has resurfaced.
572
00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,768
You are going to bring him in.
573
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,236
*
574
00:28:57,269 --> 00:29:00,139
And I am gonna get
what Blue wants from him.
575
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,774
*
576
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:06,545
[both laughing]
577
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,180
- Like you did last time?
578
00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,449
- [laughs]
[kisses]
579
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,051
[gasps]
580
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:17,189
*
581
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:19,558
[mimics snipping sounds]
582
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,128
Mmm.
I have to get back
583
00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,796
to the makeover.
584
00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:27,499
Jessica!
Time for the mask to come off.
585
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,235
- Will you look at that?
586
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,871
- Winner, winner,
chicken dinner!
587
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:34,974
- [laughs]
- Some heater you're on, Nicky.
588
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,576
- Yeah, you know what they say.
589
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,847
Even a clock gets a broken face
twice a day.
590
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,949
That is a thing, right?
- You've never been lucky.
591
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,117
Not your whole life.
The hell angle you running?
592
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,986
- Well, if you promise
to keep a secret...
593
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,955
[rock music]
594
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:51,858
I got a little blue horse
that's on the top of your hat
595
00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:54,526
with wings
telling me your hand.
596
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,263
[laughs]
597
00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:00,166
- Two and a five.
Not even the same color.
598
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,601
This hand stinks worse than
that coat you're wearing, Nick.
599
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:07,974
*
600
00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,942
- [grunts]
601
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:13,145
*
602
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:15,581
Come on, Le Dick.
603
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,584
You trying to bluff me?
604
00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:20,252
- [grunts]
605
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:22,221
- [shrieks]
606
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:29,295
[crazy noises and laughter]
607
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,232
- Well, it's been a pleasure,
ladies.
608
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:35,234
- Sit down.
609
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,936
You are not going anywhere.
- I got appointments to keep.
610
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,570
People to see.
And besides,
611
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:40,139
I got all the cash that I need.
612
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:43,109
But I will need
that band right there.
613
00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:46,145
And I'm happy to pay you
your own money for it.
614
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,315
*
615
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,983
- Wow.
616
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:53,152
*
617
00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:55,854
- You're not going anywhere.
618
00:30:57,423 --> 00:31:00,359
Not till you and Blue
figure your shit out.
619
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:03,930
- Well, well, well.
The plot sickens.
620
00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:07,366
- [crazy noises and laughter]
621
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,668
- Do you have any idea how
hard it is to concentrate
622
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,670
with you bouncing
off the ceiling?
623
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,572
- It's like kissing God!
It's like kissing God!
624
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,407
[screaming and laughing]
625
00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:16,909
I'm everything and nothing!
I'm everything and nothing!
626
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:17,876
- [groans]
627
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,915
Sucks on that like he
knows what he's doing.
628
00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:24,616
- You didn't think
we kept you around here
629
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:28,020
all this time because
you're so fun to be around,
630
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:30,089
did you?
- Oh.
631
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:32,291
Sad face emoji.
632
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,126
I expected more from you,
Le Dick.
633
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,694
*
634
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,263
I thought we were friends.
- No.
635
00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:39,932
No friends here, Sax.
Only got one ass,
636
00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,301
and Blue is all the way up it.
- What? No. Come on, Nick.
637
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:45,037
Let's--Let's play some more.
Let's clean these donkeys out.
638
00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:47,106
- Game's over, pal.
- Afraid so.
639
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:48,607
- What do you mean, over?
640
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,242
Look at all this cold,
hard lettuce.
641
00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:52,678
We hit the jackpot.
- My God.
642
00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:56,182
Look at yourself.
What would Miss Palm say?
643
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:59,718
*
644
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,220
- Do you even know where
you are right now?
645
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,722
- Hmm.
Eh.
646
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,959
But I do have a confession
for you, boys.
647
00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:08,995
I did cheat.
- I knew it.
648
00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:11,663
- You are the worst poker
player ever, Sax.
649
00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,732
- I don't deny it.
650
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,634
I mean, I think we all know
that there's only one thing
651
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,703
I've ever been any good at.
652
00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:20,272
[Pyotr Tchaikovsky's "Dance
of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
653
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:23,675
[grunts]
654
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,111
[thunder]
[glass shattering]
655
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,979
[gun cocking]
656
00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:28,114
Merry Christmas.
657
00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:30,316
[gunfire]
- Mousy!
658
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,383
[gunfire]
659
00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:32,384
[rock music]
660
00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,420
[shouting]
661
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,422
*
662
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:37,423
[gunfire]
663
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:41,227
*
664
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:46,732
[gunfire]
665
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:47,766
[clicking]
666
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:53,739
*
667
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,007
[glass shattering]
668
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:58,477
*
669
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:02,281
- Like you said, Nicky.
We're friends, right?
670
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:05,251
Take the money.
Take the guns.
671
00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:09,221
Consider yourself debt free!
672
00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:12,258
- Well, I'm taking the money.
And the guns.
673
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:15,794
And your shitty car.
674
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,496
- There.
Here.
675
00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,737
- [clears throat]
676
00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:28,440
Aren't we forgetting something?
677
00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:29,775
Oh, yeah.
The, uh...
678
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:33,545
On your, uh...
Yeah.
679
00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:36,448
- [grunting]
680
00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:41,453
*
681
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:44,823
[groaning]
682
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,259
- Don't worry, Frenchie.
683
00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,260
I'll help you with that.
684
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,328
[clicking]
685
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,796
[laughs]
686
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,298
- [screams]
687
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:55,367
[engine rumbling]
688
00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:02,341
- Welcome back down.
689
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,243
- [sighs]
Where are we going?
690
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,547
This way.
- Oh.
691
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,382
The city's back that way.
692
00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:15,087
Hailey's back that way.
693
00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:18,824
You--You said we were partners.
PB and J.
694
00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:20,126
We had a deal.
695
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,230
- Never shook on it.
696
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,098
I'm grabbing pancakes,
and then I'm driving
697
00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:29,501
ever westward.
Stay, go.
698
00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:32,238
Entirely up to you.
699
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:34,473
- He's the strongest man
in the world.
700
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:37,243
And fast.
He'll catch you.
701
00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,545
If you're hiding,
he knows where to find you.
702
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,413
[tense music]
703
00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:44,216
- Wow.
- My dad's coming.
704
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,852
He's a hero.
He's gonna find Santa,
705
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,388
and he's gonna put him
in jail forever.
706
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,823
- What is Santa finds
your daddy first?
707
00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:59,097
*
708
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:01,500
- Just run an APB.
709
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,535
And if he surfaces,
you come to me first.
710
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,137
- I wanna see McCarthy.
- Ma'am, I'm not gonna
711
00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,206
tell you again.
- It's all right.
712
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:11,143
*
713
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:14,146
- I need your help.
714
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:16,315
- Okay.
How can I help you?
715
00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:19,651
- Someone kidnapped
my daughter.
716
00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:21,653
- I'm sorry to hear that.
717
00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:24,456
But this is Homicide.
718
00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:28,194
I'm Homicide.
- I know.
719
00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,296
I need to find Nick.
720
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,898
- I haven't seen Nick
in ten years.
721
00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:35,167
Wouldn't even begin
to know where to look.
722
00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:38,170
- Someone took Hailey.
And nobody in this place
723
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:40,606
wants to do anything about it.
724
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,208
You owe me.
725
00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:49,215
*
726
00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:52,351
- I'll introduce you to
a wonderful detective
727
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,286
in Missing Persons and
they'll be able to help you.
728
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,955
But to be clear...
729
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,690
I don't owe you
anything at all.
730
00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:04,230
*
731
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:07,333
[calm music]
732
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:16,908
*
733
00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:22,548
- Hailey Bailey!
You almost done with your...
734
00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:25,217
No.
735
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:28,754
- That's all she knows.
One picture.
736
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:31,757
And from it, she--
she made up a hero.
737
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:35,694
But you're no hero,
are you, Nick?
738
00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,229
- What I've been trying
to tell you.
739
00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,764
- Look me in the eyes.
740
00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:41,567
- Come on, man.
Put those back on.
741
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,801
- No.
742
00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:45,604
[sighs]
If only Hailey knew.
743
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,973
You're more imaginary
than I'll ever be.
744
00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:51,510
- Ooh, nasty.
Wow, that stings.
745
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,644
You really hurt me there.
746
00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,917
Look, you know,
it's real easy to judge a guy
747
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,652
when bullets can't hurt you.
748
00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,254
Those assholes who
were coming for me--
749
00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:03,555
I don't know if you
can understand this,
750
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:04,790
but they're playing for keeps.
751
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:07,859
- I can die.
Just like you.
752
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,796
- How can you die?
You're imaginary.
753
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:14,733
- I die if she dies.
754
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,968
I saw what you did
to all those bad guys, Nick.
755
00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:18,937
If you can do that,
you can save Hailey.
756
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,273
You can!
But y--
757
00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:22,908
You won't!
758
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,676
Because you're not running
from the bad guys.
759
00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:26,912
You're running from her!
Because that's the kind
760
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,648
of guy you are!
When I left Hailey,
761
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,617
I was good!
Like her!
762
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:34,320
Now I've cheated,
I've lied,
763
00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:37,656
I--I've snorted narcotics.
A lot of narcotics.
764
00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:38,990
- Listen, unicorn--
765
00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:43,829
Listen, unicorn.
766
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:46,932
This is not
the imaginary world.
767
00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,301
This is the real world.
768
00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:51,937
And it's messy.
And people do a lot of things
769
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,405
that they're not very proud of.
770
00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:57,008
Ordering this breakfast,
for one.
771
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,678
But I'm gonna soldier through.
772
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,380
And when I'm done,
I am gonna get into
773
00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,349
that hideous automobile
in front,
774
00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,717
and I'm gonna punch my ticket
out of here.
775
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,620
Leaving this cold, filthy city
and everything in it
776
00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:11,623
in my rearview mirror.
777
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,025
Ever westward, baby.
778
00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:16,027
And I ain't stopping until
I see that sun drop
779
00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,929
into the water.
780
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,866
- In a city of seven million,
781
00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:23,735
why'd it have to be you?
782
00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,071
- It ain't me.
- Keep saying it.
783
00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,940
Keep saying it and someday
you might believe it.
784
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:32,811
That picture of you
that Hailey saw was real.
785
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,013
You were a hero once!
I--I guess that's why
786
00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:36,782
you hate yourself.
787
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:42,688
And it's a 20% tip always,
no matter the service.
788
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:43,922
Nick, they live on tips.
789
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,133
[booing]
790
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,968
- Come on, Nick.
Everyone in our audience
791
00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:59,371
seems to be ahead of you
on this one.
792
00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:03,909
You know in your heart
she's yours, don't you, Nick?
793
00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:09,047
[cheers and applause]
794
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,849
- I didn't even know
you were still on the air.
795
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:14,653
[booing]
796
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,955
- If you run away, Nick,
you're never gonna stop.
797
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:18,990
And eventually,
you're gonna die
798
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:23,395
miserable and alone
and filled with regret.
799
00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:25,931
You do still process regret,
don't you, Nick?
800
00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:29,401
audience: Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry!
801
00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:31,803
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
802
00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:33,839
[boxing bell rings]
803
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:40,912
[cheers and applause]
804
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:47,953
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
805
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:50,989
[chanting continues]
806
00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:05,504
[cheers and applause]
807
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,818
[bell ringing]
808
00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:32,197
[somber music]
809
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:39,471
*
810
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,559
- Get in.
811
00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:03,895
- I'm not going ever westward,
Nick.
812
00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:06,097
- Neither am I.
813
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:10,902
[sighs]
Come on.
814
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:13,772
Let's go find this kid.
815
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,106
- Yeah!
816
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:18,243
[Jane's Addiction's
"Mountain Song"]
817
00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:21,079
Partners?
- Don't push it.
818
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,814
- [shouts]
819
00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:27,586
*
820
00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:30,922
* Comin' down the mountain
821
00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:33,592
*
822
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:37,863
* One of many children
823
00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:39,565
*
824
00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:41,633
* Everybody has...
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