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[ Hissing ]

[ Hissing ]

Walter,

don't you want
to go and play

with the other boys
and girls?

They're very nice.

I don't need
anyone else.

He never talks
to anyone.

He's so alone.

It's not right.

It's not healthy.

I don't want
to talk to them.

They're silly.

They're silly.

Don't talk
to them.

They're silly.

[ Gasping ]

Don't need
anyone else.

I can help you.

How?

The last of the arrivals
has been sampled.

The great swarm
is approaching.

As humanity celebrates,
so shall it end.

Will the final
piece be ready?

It's in hand.

I serve you
in this,

as in
everything else.

And do you keep
my secrets?

Those men who
helped us tonight?

Won't be a problem.

I promised
to feed them.

Beg pardon,
Dr. Simeon.

It's been
a long day.

I don't see
any food here.

I do.

[ Growling ]
Aah!

What is this?!

[ Growl ]
Aah!

I said
I'd feed you.

I didn't say
who to.

[ Growling ]

Aah! Aah!

[ Creak ]

Did you make
this snowman?

No.

Well, who did? Because it
wasn't there a second ago.

It just appeared,
from nowhere.

Maybe it's snow
that fell before.

Maybe it remembers
how to make snowmen.

What, snow that can
remember? That's silly.

What's wrong
with silly?

Nothing. Still talking
to you, ain't I?

What's your name?

Clara.

That's
a nice name.

Clara.

You should definitely
keep it.

Goodbye!

Oi!

Where are you going?

I thought we was just
getting acquainted.

Those were
the days.

Strax: Yah!

[ Whip cracks ]
[ Neigh ]

Vastra:
How refreshing,

to see you taking
an interest again.

Was she nice?

I just spoke
to her.

And made your usual
impact, no doubt.

No, no impact
at all.

Those days
are over.

You can't
help yourself.

It's the same story
every time

and it always begins
with the same two words.

She'll never be able
to find me again.

She doesn't even
have the name "Doctor".

What two words?!

[Thud]
Doctor?

Doctor who?

♪ Dr. Who 7x06 ♪
The Snowmen
Original Air Date on December 25, 2012

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

[ Engines ]

Good evening, sir.

The pond's
frozen over.

It hasn't frozen
since the night --

Since the night your
children's governess

died,
a year ago.

Dr. Simeon, sir.

He insisted
on waiting.

She drowned
in this very pond,

which then froze.

You didn't find her
'til a month later,

when the ice
finally melted.

I recall
the incident.

It is the sort of
thing one remembers.

Ice remembers,
too.

Who are you?
What do you want here?

The pond is yours,
Captain Latimer,

but what is growing
inside it,

when it is ready,
is ours.

Good evening.

Well, Dr. Simeon.

You're out
very late tonight.

Almost makes you wonder
what you've been up to.

But, then, I have
often wondered

about the activities
of Dr. Simeon

and his exceptionally
secretive Institute.

Well, I am honored
this evening.

The veiled detective

and her fatuous
accomplice.

At your service.

You realize Dr. Doyle
is almost certainly basing

his fantastical tales
on your own exploits?

With a few choice
alterations, of course.

I doubt the readers
of The Strand magazine

would accept that
the great detective

is, in reality...

a woman

and her suspiciously
intimate companion.

I resent your implication
of impropriety.

We are married.

More than
can be said

for you,
eh, dear?

Now, then,
[Scoff]

This snow is interesting,
don't you think?

The ice crystals
seem to have

a low-level
telepathic field,

almost as if it can
detect and respond

to the thoughts
and memories

of the people
around it.

Memory snow --

snow that learns.

How fascinating.

I hope it's listening
to the right people.

It could be
a terrible weapon

in the wrong hands,
don't you think?

I think
winter is coming,

such a winter as this
world has never known.

The last winter
of humankind.

Do you know why I'm
telling you all this?

I am intrigued.

Because there's
not a single thing

you can do
to stop it.

Perhaps I can't,
but I know a man who can.

I look forward
to meeting him.

Do you mean
the Doctor?

He won't help us.

He never helps anymore.
You know that.

Yes, my dear, I do,
so pray for a miracle,

because I think we
are going to need him.

[ Warbling ]

Strax: They've taken
samples from snowmen

all over London.

What do you suppose
they're doing in there?

This snow is new.

Possibly alien.

When you find something
brand-new in the world,

something you've
never seen before,

what's the next thing
you look for?

A grenade!

A profit.

That's Victorian
values, for you.

I suggest a full-
frontal assault

with automated
lasermonkeys,

scalpel mines,
and acid.

Why?

Couldn't we at least
investigate?

No, it's none
of our business.

Sir, permission
to express

my opposition to
your current apathy.

Permission
granted.

Clara: Let me out!
Oi!

Sir, I am opposed to
your current apathy.

Thank you, Strax.

And if I'm ever
in the need of advice

from a psychotic
potato dwarf,

you'll certainly be
the first to know.

But if the snow
is new and alien,

shouldn't we be
making some attempt

to destroy it?
Be reasonable.

Let me out!
'Elp!

It is not
our problem.

Over 1,000 years

of saving the
universe, Strax.

Do you know the one
thing I learned?

The universe
doesn't care.

Oi, Doctor!
Let me out!

Now, we have

a problem of our own
to worry about.

Let me out!
Oi!

Don't worry. No one's
going to hurt you.

What is
that thing?

Silence, boy!

That's Strax and,
as you can see,

he's easily
confused.

Silence, girl!
Sorry, lad.

Sontaran -- clone warrior,
race factory-produced,

whole legions
at a time.

Two genders is a bit
further than he can count.

Sir, do not discuss
my reproductive cycle

in front
of enemy girls.

It's embarrassing.

Typical middle child
of 6 million.

Who are you?

It doesn't matter, because
you're about to forget

that you and I ever met.
We'll need the worm.

Sir.

You'll need the what?!
The worm? What worm?

Don't worry.
It won't hurt you.

But one touch
on your bare skin

and you lose the last
hour of your memory.

Where is it?

Where's what, sir?

I sent you to get
the memory worm.

Did you? When?

Who's he?!

What are we
doing here?

Look! It's been
snowing.

You didn't use the
gauntlets, did you?

Why would I need
the gauntlets?

Do you want me to get
the memory worm?

You. Potato.

Well, can you
see it?

[ Screech ]
I think I can hear it.

[ Laughs ]

Oi! Don't try
to run away.

Stay where you are.

Why would I run?
I know what's

going to 'appen next,
and it's funny.

What's funny?
Well, your little pal, for a start.

He's an ugly little
feller, isn't he?

Maybe. He gave his life
for a friend of mine, once.

Then how come
he's alive?

Another friend of mine
brought him back.

I'm not sure all his brains
made the return trip!

Nether am I.

I can see it!

Ooh! Can you reach it?
Have you got it?

[ Squealing ]

Got what, sir?

Because these are
the gauntlets,

aren't they?

Sir, emergency! I think
I've been run over by a cab!

There you go.
One touch,

and you lose about
an hour of your memory.

Let it bite you,

and you could lose
decades.

Ohh.

And you're still
not trying to run.

I don't understand how
the snowman built itself.

I'll run, once
you've explained.

Clara who?

Doctor who?

Oh, dangerous
question.

What's wrong
with dangerous?

The snow emits a low-
level telepathic field.

The snowman.

Seems to reflect people's
thoughts and memories

and, because
it's unusual,

somehow, it carries
a previous shape --

No, Doctor!

My snowman.

Ah, interesting.

Well, were you
thinking about it?

Yes.

Well...stop.

Clara!

Stop thinking
about the snowmen.

Aah!
Aah! Get down!

[ Growl ]

Clara, listen to me.

The snow's feeding off your thoughts.
I don't understand.

You're caught in their
telepathic field.

They're mirroring you.
The more you think

about the snowmen,
the more they appear.

Imagine them melted.
Picture it.

Picture them melted!

[ Gasp ]

Well,
very good.

Very, very good!
Ha!

Is that going to
'appen again?

Well, if it does, you know
what to do about it.

Unless I forget.

[ Squealing ]

Don't come looking
for me.

Forget about me.
Do you understand?

What about the snow? Shouldn't
we be warning people?

Not my problem.
Merry Christmas.

Take her back
where we found her.

Sir.

[ Whistling
"Silent Night" ]

[ Vacuum breaks ]

Aha.

[ Whirr ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Whirr ]

[ Vacuum seals ]

Oh, come on.

Hello.

[ Chuckle ]

Invisible.

[ Footsteps
on stairs ]

An invisible
staircase.

[ Gasp ]

[ Warbling ]

[ Rumble ]

Hello?!

[ Gasp ]

Hello?

Hello!

[ Sniff ]

[ Sniff ]

Tonight, the thaw.

Tomorrow,

the snow will fall
again, yet stronger.

The drowned woman,
the dreaming child,

will give us form,

at last.

Tomorrow,
the snow will fall,

and so shall
mankind.

She is coming.

[ Bell tolls ]

Look at that.

Must've thawed
in the night.

I'm begging you,
Clara.

I'm on me knees!

Elsie's back
this afternoon

and I was only
helping out.

I got me own work
to go back to.

What work? Why won't
you ever tell us?

You'd never
believe me.

[Posh]
Alice,

how smart
you look today.

A governess should enter
by the back door,

unless accompanied
by the children.

And how are the children,
excited about tomorrow?

Francesca,
same as ever.

Digby said he missed
you every day.

Captain Latimer
wants to see you.

Of course.

Every day?

Twice,
on Saturdays.

That's better.

[ Knock-knock ]

Captain Latimer.

Ah,

Miss Montague,
you're back.

In time
for Christmas!

Apologies for
my brief absence.

Family illness is
so unpredictable.

You wanted
to see me?

Francesca has been
having nightmares.

Young girls
often do.

Every night this
week, she says.

Won't tell me
about them.

Perhaps if you asked
her in the right way.

There's no one
she'd rather tell.

Children are not

really my area
of expertise.

They are, however,
your children.

You have,
if I may say,

a remarkable amount of
wisdom in these matters

for one so

very pretty,
Miss Montague.

[ Clock ticks ]

Young!

[Chuckling]
I mean.

I'll see to
the children now.

[ Laughter ]

Miss Montague!

Miss Montague,
you're back!

Ah ah ah!

Good morning,
Miss Montague.

Good morning,
Miss Montague.

Good morning,
Francesca.

Good morning,
Digby.

Christmas Eve is
a most thrilling day,

don't you think?
Now, what have you two

been up to
while I've been away?

I did seven
drawings

and we saw
a dead cow.

Well,
how exciting.

Do your
secret voice.

'Ello, mates.

[ Laughter ]

They're not exactly
nightmares, just dreams.

About our old
governess,

the one who died.

She's haunting Frannie
from beyond the grave.

Haven't you spoken to
your father about this?

You can't talk about
things like that

to Daddy.

You could try.

Do you want to see
where she died?

She fell in there

and then it froze.

She was in the ice
for days and days.

I hated her.

She was cross
all the time.

In Frannie's dreams,
she's still

down there, waiting
to come back.

Everything else
is thawed,

but this pond

is still frozen.

The Doctor: The snow's
feeding off your thoughts.

The more you think
about the snowmen,

the more they appear.

Frannie,

this is important.

You dream about her.
What do you dream?

She's cross
with me.

She says I've been bad
and she's going to

come out of the pond
and punish me.

When?

She said she'd come
back for Christmas.

Tonight.

I think Frannie's
gone mad. Don't you?

I think she needs
a Doctor.

Doctor!

Doctor!

What is she
looking at?

[ Grunt ]

She's asking
for a doctor.

Doctor!

Now, then, that's
enough noise.

We don't want to attract
attention, do we?

I'm looking for
the Doctor.

Do you know about
him, the Doctor?

Doctor who?

Do not attempt
to escape,

or you will be
obliterated.

May I take
your coat?

Sit.

There are two
refreshments

in your world the
color of red wine.

This

is not red wine.

Madame Vastra
will ask you questions.

You will confine yourself
to single-word responses.

One word only.

Do you understand?

Why?

Truth is singular.

Lies are words,
words, and words.

You met the Doctor,
didn't you?

Yes.

And, now, you've come
looking for him again.

Why?

Take your time.

One word only.

Curiosity.

About?
Snow.

And about him?
Yes.

What do you want from him?
Help.

Why?
Danger.

Why would he
help you?

Kindness.

The Doctor
is not kind.

No?

No, the Doctor
doesn't help people.

Not anyone,

not ever.

He stands
above this world

and doesn't interfere

in the affairs
of its inhabitants.

He is not your salvation,
nor your protector.

Do you understand what
I am saying to you?

Words.

He was
different, once,

a long time ago.

Kind, yes.

A hero, even.

The saver
of worlds.

But he suffered

losses
which hurt him.

Now, he prefers
isolation

to the possibility
of pain's return.

Kindly choose a word
to indicate

your understanding
of this.

Man.

We are the Doctor's
friends.

We assist him
in his isolation,

but that does not mean
we approve of it.

So,

a test for you.

Give me a message
for the Doctor.

Tell him all
about the snow

and what fresh danger
you believe it presents

and, above all,

explain why he
should help you.

But do it
in one word.

You're thinking
it's impossible

such a word exists,

or that you could
even find it.

Let's see if the Gods
are with you.

[ Ring ]

[ Ring ]

Yes.

What?
I'm trying to read.

Miss Clara and her
concerns about the snow?

I gave her the
one-word test.

That's always pointless.
What did she say?

Well?

Well?!

Pond.

Strax has already
suggested

where to start
investigating.

Danger. Danger.

What's wrong?

There is
danger here.

An intelligence.

An intelligence
beyond anything else

in this time
and place.

Dr. Simeon, sir.

There's someone
demanding to see you.

No callers. Not
in here, not ever.

Did he leave
his name?

Sir, it's
Sherlock Holmes.

Oh, hello.
Nice office.

Big, globey thing. Now,
shut up. Don't tell me.

I see, from your collar, sir,
you have an apple tree

and a wife with a limp. Am I right?
No.

Do you have a wife?
No.

Bit of a tree?
Bit of a wife?

Some apples?

Come on, work
with me, here.

I enjoy
The Strand magazine

as much as the next man,
but I'm perfectly aware

that Sherlock Holmes is
a fictional character.

Get out!
Do you have a goldfish named Colin?

No.

Thought not.

Now,

ooh, I see this is one
of your business cards.

It says so
on the front.

Who are you and what
are you doing here?

This --

wakey, wakey!

[ Clang,
clang ]

That is highly
valuable equipment!

You must step
away now.

[Powers up] We are
the Intelligence.

Ooh.

Talking snow.

I love new things.

You are not
of this world.

Takes one
to snow one.

[Laughing]
Takes one --

right, let's see.

Multinuclear

crystalline organism
with the ability

to mimic and mirror
what it finds.

Looks like snow.
Isn't snow.

You must leave
here, now.

Shut up, I'm mankind
deductions.

It's very exciting.
Now, what are you, huh?

A flock of
space crystals?

A swarm?

The snowmen
are foot soldiers,

mindless predators.

But you? You're
the clever one.

You're Moriarty.

So you turn up
on a planet,

you generate a telepathic
field to learn what you can

[doors lock] And, when you've
learnt enough,

what do you do?

You can't conquer the
world, using snowmen.

Snowmen are
rubbish in July.

You'll have to be
better than that.

You'll have to
evolve.

[Doors rattle] Sir!
It appears to be stuck!

What have you done? Have
you locked the doors?

Sir!
You need to translate yourself

into something
more...

Well, human.

Kick it down!

But, to do that, you need
a perfect duplicate

of human DNA
in ice form.

Where do you
find...that?

Sir?!
Get in here, quickly!

I've got a master key
somewhere, sir.

Now, let's see.
Most opened file.

Most viewed page.
You know, you really

should delete
your history.

"Governess frozen
in pond".

Gotcha.

Got it, sir!

Get in here!

Take him
downstairs.

Body frozen
in a pond.

Well, the snow gets
a good, long look

at a human being, like
a...full-body scan --

everything they need
to evolve.

A pond.
Good point, Clara.

What are you
doing here?

Mme Vastra wondered if you
were needing any grenades.

Grenades?

She might've
said "help."

Help for what?

Well, your
investigation.

Investigation? Who says
I'm investigating?

Do you think I'm going
to start investigating,

just because some bird
smiles at me?

Who do you think
I am?

Sherlock Holmes.

Don't be clever, Strax,
it doesn't suit you.

Sorry, sir.

I'm the clever one.
You're the potato one.

Yes, sir.

Now, go away.

Yes.

Mr. Holmes.

Oi! Shut up.

[ Laughs ]

You're not clever
or funny

and you've got
tiny, little legs.

Um,

okay, just tell her
you're leaving,

you're not going up.

You're leaving.
You're not going up.

What's that all about?
5 minutes.

Where did that
come from?

You -- agh!

Strax: It's the human male
from the Institute.

What's he doing here?

Suggest we melt
his brain,

using projectile
acid fish,

then interrogate him.

Other way round.

Am I going to have
the nightmare tonight?

Definitely not.

How do you know?

Because someone's
coming to help.

Who?

You wouldn't believe
me if I told you.

Is it one
of your stories,

your "definitely
true" ones?

Ah! All my stories
are true.

Like how you were born behind
the clock face of Big Ben?

Accounting for my
acute sense of time.

And you
invented fish.

Because I disliked
swimming alone.

So what's this one?

There's a man called
the Doctor.

He lives on a cloud
in the sky

and all he does,
all day, every day,

is to stop all the
children in the world

ever having
bad dreams.

I've been having
bad dreams.

He's been
on holiday.

But, I am
confident

he has now
returned to work

and, as a matter of
fact, he's right here.

Aren't you,
Doctor?

Aah!

Bloomin' 'ell!

The children have
been very naughty!

Just get back,
now, quickly.

You're doing
your other voice!

Yes, love.
Did you notice?

Naughty,
naughty children!

Run!

Argh!

What do we do?!

Frannie,

Frannie.

Imagine her melting.
What?!

In your 'ead! Melt her.
I can't!

[Thud] I'm getting
impatient!

You have been

very naughty!

Digby:
What about the man?

You said the man was
here, the cloud man!

Well, he's not, is he?!
Where's the Doctor?!

I dunno!
Doctor?

Doctor?
Heh heh heh.

Doctor who?

Grrrah!

[ Pulsing ]

Argh!

Aah!

That's the way
to do it!

Heh heh heh.

Oi. Ow!

Where did she go?

Will she
come back?

No, don't worry.

She's currently draining
through your carpet.

New setting:
Antifreeze.

And you're very
welcome, by the way.

I'm very grateful.
I knew you'd come.

No, you didn't,
because I don't.

Because this isn't the sort
of thing I do anymore.

And next time you're
in trouble,

don't expect me to --

What is it?
What's wrong?

No, it's just --

I didn't know
I put it on.

Old habit.

It's cooler.

Yeah, it is,
isn't it?

[Chuckle]
It is very cool.

Bowties are cool.

No, the room.

The room's
getting colder.

She's
coming back!

What's she
going to do?

Is she going to
punish me?

Uh --

she's learnt
not to melt.

Of course, she's not
really a governess.

She's just a beast.
She's going to eat you.

Run.

Children, what is the explan--
who the devil are you?!

What are you doing
in my house?

It's okay.

I am your governess'
gentleman friend

and we've just been
upstairs

kissing!

[ Doorbell rings ]
Captain Latimer!

In the garden,
there's snowmen,

and they're
just growing,

out of nowhere,
all by themselves!

Look!

Good evening.

I'm a lizard woman
from the dawn of time

and this is
my wife.

Aaaaah!

This dwelling
is under attack.

Remain calm,
human scum.

Aaaaah!
Aaah aah!

So,

any questions?

You have a...
gentleman friend?

[ Sigh ]

Vastra,
what's happening?

The snow is highly
localized and,

on this occasion, not
naturally occurring.

It's coming
out of that cab

parked
by the gates.

Sir, one pulver grenade
would blow these snowmen

to smithereens.

They're made
of snow, Strax,

they're already
smithereens.

See, Clara?
Our friends again.

Clara?
Who is Clara?

Your current governess
is, in reality,

a former barmaid
called Clara.

That's the way
to do it!

Meanwhile, your
previous governess is

now a living ice sculpture
impersonating Mr. Punch.

Jenny,
what have you got?

[ Powering up ]

Aaah!
That should hold it.

Sir, this room -- one
observational window

on the line of attack and
one defendable entrance.

Argh!

Right, everyone,
in there, now, move it.

You, carry her.

[ Sonic screwdriver
pulsing ]

Nice to see you
off your cloud

and engaging again.

I'm not engaging again.
I'm under attack.

You missed this,
didn't you?

Aah! Ah!

Shut up.

Strax, how long
have we got?

They're not
going to attack.

They made no attempt
to conceal their arrival.

An attack force would never
abandon surprise so easily

and they're clearly
in a defense formation.

Oh, eh eh eh,
well done, Straxy.

Still got it,
buddy.

Sir, please do not noogie
me during combat prep.

Sir, there's something
here they want.

The Ice woman.

Exactly.

Why is she
so important?

Because she's
a perfect duplication

of human DNA
in ice-crystal form,

the ultimate fusion
of snow and humanity.

To live here, the snow
needs to evolve

and she's
the blueprint.

She's what they
need to become.

When the snow melted last
night, [Snap] did the pond?

No.

Living ice
that will never melt.

If the snow gets hold of that
creature on the stairs,

it will learn
to make more of them.

It will build
an army of ice

and it will be the last day
of humanity on this planet.

[ Doorbell rings ]

[Bones crack]
Stay here.

Oi, I told you
to stay in there.

Oh. I didn't listen.
You do that a lot.

That's why you like me.
Who said I like you?

[Zap]
Governess: Agh!

Agh!

I think
you just did.

You kissed me.
You blushed.

And with --
just --

shut up.

[Zap]
Argh!

Argh!

Release her to us.

You have
5 minutes.

[ Slam ]

We need to get her
out of here,

but keep her
away from them.

How?

With this.

Do I always have to
state the obvious?

Those creatures outside.
What are they?

No danger to you,
as long as I get

that thing out of here.
You, in there, now.

Argh!

Clara: Doctor,
what are you doing?

Between you and me?

I can't wait
to find out.

[ Pulsing ]
Right, if you look after

everyone here,
then I can -- Clara!

Doctor!
Aah!

Stupid!
You were stupid, too!

I'm allowed.
I'm good at stupid.

That's the way
to do it!

Why does she
keep saying that?

Mirroring. Random
mirroring. We need to get

on the roof! Whoa! No, no,
I do the handgrabbing!

That's my job!
That's always me!

Come on,
quickly!

What are you
doing?

My bustle is stuck!
Your bustle?

You're going to have to
take those clothes off.

[ Gasp ]
I didn't mean --

I know.
I just --

I understand, I do.
Good.

Now, what's the plan?
Who said I've got a plan?

Of course you've got a plan. You took that.
Maybe I'm an idiot.

You're not.
You're clever.

Really clever.

Are you?

If I've got a plan,
what is it? You tell me.

That's the way
to do it!

Is this a test?
Yes.

What will it do to us?
Kill us.

That's the way
to do it!

So come on, then.
Plan. Do I have one?

Oh, I know what your plan
is. I knew straightaway.

No, you didn't.
Course I did.

Show me.
Why should I?

We'll be dead
in under 30 seconds.

Do I have a plan?
If we'd been escaping,

we'd be climbing
down the building.

If we'd been hiding,
we'd be on the other side

of the roof, but, no,
we're standing right 'ere.

So?

So --

after you.
After you.

After you.
I'm wearing a dress.

Eyes front, soldier.
My eyes are always front.

Mine aren't.

Stop it.

No.

Ahem.

I understand you're
the previous governess.

I regret to inform you
the position is taken.

[Tap-tap]
Goodnight.

Agh!

So you can move
your cloud?

You can
control it?

No, no one can
control clouds.

That would be
silly.

The wind?
A little bit.

[ Clang ]

She's following us!
That's the idea.

Keep her away
from the snow!

So, barmaid or governess,
which is it?

That thing is after us
and you want to chat?

Well, we can't chat
after we've been

horribly killed,
can we?

How did we get up
so high, so quick?

Clever staircase.
Taller on the inside.

What am I
standing on?

What's this
made of?

Superdense
water vapor.

Should keep her trapped,
for the moment.

Do you actually live up
here, on a cloud, in a box?

I have done for
a long time, now.

Bli-mey, you really know
how to sulk, don't you?

I'm not sulking!
You live in a box.

That's no more a box
than you are a governess.

Oh, spoken
like a man.

You know, you're the
same as all the rest.

"Sweet little Clara,
works at the Rose & Crown.

Ideas above her station."
Well, for your information,

I'm not sweet
on the inside

and I'm
certainly not --

[ "I am the Doctor"
plays ]

Little.

It's called
the TARDIS.

It can travel anywhere
in time and space.

And it's mine.

Well, it's --

look at it,
it's --

Go on, say it.
Most people do.

It's smaller
on the outside.

Okay.

That is a first.

Is it magic?
Is it a machine?

It's a ship.

[Laughs]
A ship?

Best ship
in the universe.

Is there a kitchen?

Another first.

I don't know why
I asked that.

It's just I like
making soufflés.

Soufflés?

Why are you
showing me all this?

You followed me,
remember?

I didn't invite you.

You're nearly a foot
taller than I am.

You could've reached
the ladder without this.

You took it
for me.

Why?

I never know
why,

I only know who.

What's this?

Me.

Giving in.

[ Chuckle ]

I don't know why
I'm crying.

I do.

Remember this.

Remember this right
now, all of it,

because this is
the day --

this is the day --

this is the day
everything begins!

[ Gasp ]

Argh!

Clara!

Clara!

Get off of me!

Water vapor doesn't stop ice.
I should've realized.

Let her go. Let
her go, now! Now!

Get off of me!

No!

Clara!

Aagh!

Aah!

[ Pulsing ]

Clara...!

What was that?

Jenny:
It's Clara!

[ Alert beeps ]

Dear God.
O dear God.

Where did she
fall from?

[ Beeping ]

We have to
get her inside.

Those things
will kill you.

She's hurt.

She's dead.

[ TARDIS engines ]
What is that?

What is
happening?!

[ Engines ]

Vastra: He's
bringing her in.

[ Beeping ]

That...green woman
said she was dead.

How can she be be
alive now?

This technology has capacities
and abilities beyond anything

your puny human mind
could possibly understand!

Try not to worry.

[ Pulsing ]

Isn't the creature
still a danger?

It could reform.

No, not in here.

Then you should be
with Miss Clara.

She's going to be fine.
I know she is.

She has to be.

Doctor, her injuries
are severe.

That equipment
will bring back anyone

for a while,
but long-term --

It was my fault.
I am responsible

for what happened
to Clara.

She was in my care.

What is the point
of blaming yourself?

None.

Because she's
going to live.

[ Scanner
beeping ]

Hey.

Hello!

They all think I'm
going to die, don't they?

Well, I know you're
going to live.

How?

I never know how.

I just know who.

The green lady.

She said you were the
saver of worlds, once.

Hmm.

Are you going to
save this one?

If I do,

will you come away
with me?

Yes.

Well, then.

Merry Christmas.

[ Alert beeps ]

I have in my hand

a piece
of the ice lady.

Everything
you need to know

about how to make
ice people.

Is that
what you want?

See you
at the office!

So, then, Doctor,
saving the world again?

Might I ask why?

Are you making a bargain
with the universe?

You'll save the world,
to let her live.

Yes, and don't you think,
after all this time

and everything
I've ever done,

that I am owed
this one?

I don't think the
universe makes bargains.

It was my fault!

Well, then,

better
save the world.

You promised us
something.

Have you brought it?

Big fella, here's,
been very quiet

while you've been out,
which is only to be

expected, considering
who he really is.

You know what this is,
big fella?

I do not understand
these markings.

A map of the
London Underground,

1967.

Key strategic weakness
in metropolitan living,

if you ask me,
but, then,

I have never
liked a tunnel.

Enough of this!

We are powerful,
but, on this planet,

we are limited.

We need to learn
to take human form

[changing] The governess --
perfect replication

[as Walter]
Of humanity.

What's happening
to its voice?

Just stripping away
the disguise.

[Overlapping]
No, stop!

Stop that! Cease!

I command you!

Vastra: It sounds
like a child.

Of course it sounds like
a child. It is a child.

Simeon as a child.

The snow has no voice
without him.

Don't listen to him!
He's ruining everything!

How long has the Intelligence
been talking to you?

I was a little boy.

He was my snowman.

He spoke to me.

They're silly.

Snow doesn't
talk, does it?

It's just a mirror.

I don't want
to talk to them.

They're silly.

They're silly.

It just reflects back
everything we think

and feel and fear.

I don't need
anyone else.

Don't need
anyone else.

You poured your darkest
dreams into a snowman

and look!

Look what it
became!

I don't understand.

It's a parasite,
feeding

on the loneliness
of a child

and the sickness
of an old man.

Carnivorous snow

meets Victorian
values

and something
terrible is born.

We can go on and do
everything we planned.

Oh, yes,
and what a plan --

a world full of
living-ice people.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, dear me.

How very
Victorian of you.

What's wrong with
Victorian values?

[ Electricity
crackles ]

Ah-ah-ah.
Are you sure?

I have always
been sure.

[ Squeal,
crunching ]

Good.

I'm glad
you think so.

Since your entire
adult life

is about to be
erased.

No parasite
without a host.

Without you, it
will have no voice.

Without
the governess,

it will have
no form.

What -- what --
what's happening?

What's happening?
What did you do?!

You've got nothing
left to mirror anymore.

Goodbye!

What did you do?

[ Voice garbled,
powering up ]

[As Intelligence]
Did you really think

it would be
so easy?

That's not
possible.

[ Electricity
crackles ]

How is that
possible?

Doctor!

[ Screeching ]

[ Growl ]

[ Roar ]

Jenny:
They're growing!

The snowmen
are growing!

What should we do?

But you were just
Dr. Simeon.

You're not real.

He dreamed you.

How can you
still exist?

Now, the dream
outlives the dreamer

and can never die.

Once, I was
the puppet.

Now, I pull
the strings!

I tried, so long,
to take on human form.

By erasing Simeon,

you made space
for me.

I fill

him now.

Ah!

[ Grunting ]

More than snow.

More than Simeon.

Even this old body

is strong
in my control.

Ah.

Aah!

Do you feel it?

Winter

is coming.

Aah!

Winter is coming!

Ah! Aaah!

No, you must fight!

Hang on and fight, boy!
You can do it!

Captain Latimer.

Hmm?

Your children.

[ Gasping ]

They're afraid.

Hold them.

It's not...
really my area.

It is now.

[ Lightning crashes ]

[ Screeching ]

[ Thunder rumbles ]

Aah!

What's happening?

Doctor,

the globe, it's
turning to rain.

All of it.
The snow, look.

Oof!

Urgh!

He's dead.

What happened?

The snow mirrors.
That's all it does.

It's mirroring
something else now,

something
so strong,

it's drowning
everything else.

There was a critical
mass of snow

at the house.

If something
happened there...

It's salty.

Saltwater rain.

It's not raining.

It's crying.

The only force on earth
that could drown the snow:

A whole family crying
on Christmas Eve.

[ TARDIS engines ]

[ Francesca
sobbing ]

I'm sorry.

There was nothing
to be done.

She has
moments only.

We saved the world,
Clara,

you and me.

We really,
really did.

Will you go back

to your cloud?

No more cloud.

Not now.

Why not?

[ Children
sobbing ]

It rained.

Run.

Run,
you clever boy.

And remember.

[ Clock strikes ]

Alice:
It's Christmas.

Christmas day.

[ Francesca
sobs ]

And what about
the Intelligence,

melted
with the snow?

No, I shouldn't
think so.

It learnt to survive
beyond physical form.

Well, we can't be
in much danger

from a disembodied
Intelligence that

thinks it can invade
the world with snowmen.

Or that the London
Underground

is a key strategic
weakness.

The Great Intelligence.

Rings a bell.

The Great
Intelligence.

Doctor.

I never knew
her name,

her full name.

Oswin Oswald, junior
entertainment manager,

Starship Alaska.

Soufflé girl.

[ Ding ]

Oswin.

It was her.

Run,
you clever boy.

Run,
you clever boy.

And remember.

And remember.

It was soufflé girl,
again.

I never saw her face,
the first time,

with the Daleks,
but her voice,

it was the same
voice.

Doctor --

The same woman, twice!
And she died, both times!

The same woman!

Doctor, please, what
are you talking about?

Something's going on,
something impossible,

something...
[Chuckle]

Right, you two,
stay here.

Stay right here.
Don't move an inch.

Are you
coming back?

Shouldn't think so.

But where
are you going?

To find her.
To find Clara.

Ha ha ha!

But Clara's dead.

What's he
talking about,

finding her?

I don't know,
but, perhaps,

the universe makes
bargains, after all.

Where
are you going?!

Shortcut.

Through there?
I hate this place!

Don't you think
it's creepy?

Nah.

I don't believe
in ghosts.

Clara

Oswin

Oswald,

watch me run.

== sync, corrected by elderman ==