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This book...
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is a gateway to hell.
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Can you, uh, crack open the undo spell?
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It's probably somewhere near the back.
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I'm a fucking cop!
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Eligos!
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Oh, shit! Nobody move!
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We're just a little busy here.
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My uncle is a shaman,
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we called him El Brujo.
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He would say
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that only one man would
rise to stand against it.
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Go back to hell!
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Come on.
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What?
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What'd you do with the cop?
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Looks like you get to kill
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another cop after all.
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Hello.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm your new best friend.
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Hey.
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Hey Kel, you don't look too hot.
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You good?
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Pull over. Now.
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Ah, make sure you project it.
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Don't mess up the clear coat.
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That's it. Just get it all out.
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Um.
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Uh, I think that we should
take you to the hospital.
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Pfft, please.
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I got a tiny concussion back there, okay?
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I'll be fine. It'll pass.
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Drive, Miss Daisy.
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Yes, sir.
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Pablo, music.
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Well folks, we're eatin'
a real shit sandwich now.
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Pablo, I hope your weird Brujo uncle
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can help us out,
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'cause me no likey bein'
responsible for everything bad.
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Yeah, me no...
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likey that either.
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Ah, we're close.
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Whoa, what's up with your radio?
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Nothin', like any high quality automobile,
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you just have to hit the dash a few times.
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Damn.
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God damn it.
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What is happening?
Oh, it's all good Kelly.
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You just relax.
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Get out of there!
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This is my car!
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Twelve more payments and she's mine!
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Oh dip.
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We got a drafter.
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Hang on.
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Oh, shit! Look out!
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Ah, whoa!
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Oh! Jesus, Ash!
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Do something!
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Oh, I'm gonna do somethin' all right.
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What are you doin'?
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Pablo, hit that switch.
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What? What is it?
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It's nitrous. What?!
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Have you ever used this before?
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Not yet. Hit it!
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Here we go.
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Suck on that bitch!
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What's happening?
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Give it more gas! Give it more gas!
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That's all the gas I got!
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Don't forget we're haulin'
a small house behind us.
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Aw, crap!
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The old bird is breakin' down!
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Hang on. We're next.
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Keep her going! Keep her going!
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The Brujo's property's coming up!
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Come on, baby! Come on, baby!
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Turn right! Turn right!
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Is it gone?
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Where is it?
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The Brujo keeps talismans
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on his property to help
combat dark forces.
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We should be good here.
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That's the same thing that
tried to kill us at Value Stop.
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What the hell is it? What the hell is it?
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It is hell.
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It's Pure Evil.
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Great.
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Yeah and it's not gonna stop,
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until we put it right back
where it came from.
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Demonic spirit enters a body and...
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they become that.
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Which happened to my partner.
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Yeah, I wanted to tell
you that day in the diner,
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but you weren't ready to believe me.
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Weren't ready to believe yourself.
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No, I wasn't,
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but I do now.
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You know this guy
we're both searching for,
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Ash, he's behind all of this.
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30 years ago, at my parents'
cabin in the woods,
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he killed my mom, and my dad,
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and my sister Annie,
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letting loose these horrible things.
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Jesus.
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And ever since then,
I've been looking for vengeance.
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He disappeared for a long time.
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I thought he was gone.
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You!
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We know who you are!
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You are...
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You know you and I both
want the same thing.
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Ash Williams.
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Maybe we could help each other out?
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All right.
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Let's get this motherfucker.
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Motherfucker!
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Motherfucker!
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Well, your uncle has some
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freaky taste in artwork.
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I can see why you left.
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The Brujo thought
I was a fool for leaving.
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He said that I was turnin'
my back on my heritage.
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Now I think maybe I did.
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I was just tryin' to find
myself outside of this place.
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You know I wanted to do great things,
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but instead I ended up
working at the Value Stop.
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Hey, hey, you were
in the electronics department.
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That's the big time.
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Pablo?
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Hola Tío, bendición.
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I've been expecting you.
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Have you?
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Two days ago, an ill-wind
whispered your name.
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Curious how you abandon your faith,
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but come back for him.
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Ash Williams.
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Go easy on him, he's a good kid.
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Go easy?
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Pablo has always taken the easy road.
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Mira Tío, perdóname.
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Okay, you got every
right to be upset at me.
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I completely dismissed
everything that you did here,
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but I was so wrong, and I know that now.
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Do you?
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When I was a kid, you told
me tales of great heroes
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who fought against the darkness.
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Jefes.
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I think that Ash is one of them.
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"When Evil shows up, it blows up."
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Still workin' on the slogan.
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I actually kind of like it.
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Come closer.
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Closer! Oh, Jesus.
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The flame is dim, but it flickers.
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All right. Nice.
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No.
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It's not bright enough
to illuminate what you seek.
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You're weak, lazy,
selfish, forgetful,
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foul-mouthed, and sometimes
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you shit...
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Plus you're slow.
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Old.
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You have lost a step.
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Hey, ah, Brujo, thanks for the opinion,
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appreciate it.
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Now you can take it,
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turn it sideways, shove it right up
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the old poop chute.
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You gonna help us or not?
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Por favor, Tío.
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We need you.
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You okay?
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I need an Advil. Like, right now.
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The girl's unwell.
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Tend to her.
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Come, I'll look inside of you.
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Good, check the old prostate
while you're in there?
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Ah, boy, that one's just
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a barrel of laughs, isn't he?
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Santo padre usted lo ve todo.
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Speak what you know,
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while knowing that you know nothing.
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Okay.
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I know that I summoned something very bad,
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and I'm lookin' to undo
whatever I done did.
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You, uh, making dinner there, muchacho?
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Ash, you're a dolt.
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Is that good?
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Only because you have no idea
what power you truly possess.
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Many underestimate you, don't they?
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Well, at first, yeah,
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but then they either end up in my bed,
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or dead.
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Total lack of self-awareness
will make very difficult
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to find the answers you seek,
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but we must try.
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Buena, buena, medicina.
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Buena, buena, luz divina.
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Drink.
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What's your poison?
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This will help you look into those places
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where answers might hide.
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It's called ayahuasca.
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Ayahuasca?
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You want me to take an acid trip?
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It's hallucinogenic medicine.
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Not a drug trip.
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Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.
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Is it free?
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Buena, buena, medicina.
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Buena, buena, luz divina...
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Okay, here's mud in your eye.
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Medicina, buena, buena, luz divina.
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Buena, buena, medicina.
Buena, buena, luz divina.
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Buena, buena, medicina.
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Buena, buena...
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Smooth.
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Okay, so,
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I ran to the storage shed,
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and I found somethin'
to take your mind off
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how crappy your head feels.
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Check it out, bam!
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I don't really think this
is the time for video games.
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Don't worry,
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we are not gonna be playing.
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We're gonna build Ash a new hand.
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Surprise him!
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Maybe I can call in a favor
at the precinct,
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check records if there's
any amputees in the area.
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I think I might have something
a little more useful.
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Why wood?
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Can you even get this wet?
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Oh, shit!
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Is that...? His real hand.
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Okay, it just, it just moved.
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It's been still for almost 30 years.
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Just recently it started twitching.
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I think it's tryin'
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to find its master.
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So we stand a very good
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chance of ending this thing.
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Well, I gotta say boss,
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I'm feelin' a bunch of nada here.
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I mean I had like three
bagels for breakfast,
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so maybe the bread
is soakin' everything up?
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How 'bout one more cup?
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Focus.
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The medicine can open your mind,
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but it can also destroy it.
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Trapped in your own
personal hell for eternity.
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Okay, so maybe a half a cup?
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Shh.
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Enough talking.
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Buena, buena, medicina,
buena, buena, luz divina.
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Or maybe you could just give me a little
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root-toot-toot of what
you're smokin' there, chief?
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Buena, buena, medicina,
buena, buena, luz divina.
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Buena, buena, medicina,
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buena, buena, luz divina.
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Buena, buena, medicina,
buena, buena, luz divina.
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Buena, buena, medicina,
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buena, buena, luz divina.
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Buena, buena, medicina,
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buena, buena, luz divina.
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Buena, buena, medicina,
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Oh, boy. Buena, buena, luz divina.
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Buena, buena, medicina, Uh, hey bud,
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00:14:43,659 --> 00:14:45,159
you got a little...
buena, buena, luz divina.
272
00:14:45,194 --> 00:14:46,660
Buena, buena, medicina. Oh, bud, you got,
273
00:14:46,695 --> 00:14:48,278
you got a little, a little
buena, buena, luz divina.
274
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,198
Somethin' rollin' around in there.
Buena, buena...
275
00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:54,084
What is that? Buena, buena, luz divina.
276
00:14:54,119 --> 00:14:55,252
Oh, yeah. Buena, buena, medicina.
277
00:14:55,287 --> 00:14:56,787
Why do you have an eyeball in your mouth?
278
00:14:56,789 --> 00:14:58,288
Buena, buena, medicina.
279
00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:01,008
Buena, buena, luz divina...
Don't, no, no, don't.
280
00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,960
Oh, no, you... medicina, buena...
281
00:15:03,012 --> 00:15:05,295
Don't eat the eyeball, Brujo.
282
00:15:08,801 --> 00:15:09,883
Well I'll be...
283
00:15:48,891 --> 00:15:51,475
Oh.
284
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:53,677
Just say no.
285
00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:01,518
Hey yeah, baby.
286
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,104
Ayahuasca!
287
00:16:13,365 --> 00:16:16,033
Where the hell am I?
288
00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:19,536
I'm blind!
289
00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:22,089
I can't see, my eyes! They won't open!
290
00:16:22,124 --> 00:16:23,874
Ash...
291
00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:26,009
the key to look inside yourself
292
00:16:26,045 --> 00:16:28,545
is to see without sight.
293
00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:29,547
Oh, yeah.
294
00:16:29,548 --> 00:16:30,714
Easy for you!
295
00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:32,127
After all, I'm a man,
296
00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:34,051
- and you're a woman.
- Ah, sure.
297
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:35,469
So what do you think, kid?
298
00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:36,887
I love it Ash.
299
00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:38,221
Who's here?
300
00:16:39,441 --> 00:16:40,641
I feel funny about being here.
301
00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:41,775
Champagne...
302
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:43,110
Oh, oh, who's there?
303
00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:45,279
Don't touch me!
304
00:16:45,314 --> 00:16:47,064
What's happening?!
305
00:16:47,116 --> 00:16:49,366
Let go of me!
306
00:16:49,401 --> 00:16:52,286
Okay, time for the trip to be over!
307
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:54,071
Go back to Kansas!
308
00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:56,123
Ash, control yourself.
309
00:16:56,158 --> 00:16:59,076
Stop being a bitch, and act like a Jefe.
310
00:16:59,128 --> 00:17:01,328
You're-you're bein' a bitch, dude!
311
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:03,213
How you survive up to this
point in your life?
312
00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:04,464
What?
313
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,000
Something is attacking you,
what do you do?
314
00:17:07,052 --> 00:17:09,753
You-you shoot first, and think later,
315
00:17:09,805 --> 00:17:11,588
or don't think at all.
316
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,840
Yeah, "shoot first, think never."
317
00:17:13,892 --> 00:17:15,309
Then do that.
318
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:16,643
Just be.
319
00:17:16,679 --> 00:17:19,596
Exist inside yourself.
320
00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:20,847
Free your mind,
321
00:17:20,899 --> 00:17:22,349
and your ass will follow.
322
00:17:22,401 --> 00:17:24,101
The kingdom of heaven
323
00:17:24,153 --> 00:17:25,852
is within!
324
00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:27,354
Oh, shit!
325
00:17:27,406 --> 00:17:28,572
What the hell are they?
326
00:17:28,607 --> 00:17:31,491
Free your mind and your ass will follow!
327
00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:33,076
Back off!
328
00:17:33,112 --> 00:17:34,611
Yeah, that's right.
329
00:17:34,613 --> 00:17:36,163
Back off or I'll shove this chainsaw,
330
00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:37,447
so far down your throats
331
00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:39,449
you'll be shittin' bumper
spikes till Christmas!
332
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:40,784
Good. Free your mind!
333
00:17:40,786 --> 00:17:42,619
Now you're taking control of your journey.
334
00:17:42,621 --> 00:17:45,122
Your ass will follow.
Follow that to a safe place.
335
00:17:45,174 --> 00:17:46,957
Follow, how?
336
00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:49,459
It's your trip, Ash.
337
00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:53,296
Yeah, it is.
338
00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:05,308
Sweet shithouse mouse. Is that...?
339
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:07,227
Your spiritual center, Ash.
340
00:18:07,279 --> 00:18:09,813
The place that makes you most happy.
341
00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:11,231
Jacksonville, Florida,
342
00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:14,451
it's everything I ever dreamed of.
343
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:17,537
Well, sure.
344
00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:20,407
So tell me Ash, what's
so special about this place?
345
00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:22,576
Oh, uh, well, actually, I've never been.
346
00:18:22,628 --> 00:18:25,545
See I booked this vacation
there about 30 years ago,
347
00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:27,631
but then I took a girl up to a cabin,
348
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:29,466
and my life has never been the same since.
349
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:32,002
Oh. What could have been.
350
00:18:32,004 --> 00:18:33,837
It is here that you will find your answer.
351
00:18:33,889 --> 00:18:35,839
Thank God, 'cause I...
352
00:18:35,891 --> 00:18:38,725
Whoa, I got two hands!
353
00:18:38,761 --> 00:18:40,844
Brujo, I need two beers!
354
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,267
This is so dope.
355
00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:49,019
Look how tight that looks.
356
00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:51,738
This is comin' along so nicely,
357
00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:54,191
I think I'm gonna add
a couple more useful items,
358
00:18:54,243 --> 00:18:57,611
like a, uh, screwdriver,
359
00:18:57,663 --> 00:19:01,031
and a, uh, and a laser pointer.
360
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:02,783
Yeah. Maybe a spray nozzle,
361
00:19:02,835 --> 00:19:05,535
for whatever hair dye he thinks
he's foolin' us with.
362
00:19:05,587 --> 00:19:07,704
Have you seen his pillow case?
363
00:19:07,706 --> 00:19:09,356
It's totally black.
364
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,025
It's like his head is made of coal.
365
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,112
Or ashes?
366
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,083
Ow!
367
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,251
Are you okay?
368
00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:24,121
I'm fine, I'll be right back.
369
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,522
What the fuck is happening to me?
370
00:19:51,283 --> 00:19:52,449
Oh God...
371
00:19:57,039 --> 00:19:58,039
Kel?
372
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,994
Hey, is, uh, everything
all right in there?
373
00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:05,078
Kel?
374
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:20,477
Kelly, are you good?
375
00:20:23,315 --> 00:20:26,066
Hello?
376
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,184
Um...
377
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:38,695
Hello?
378
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,369
Kelly, are you okay?
379
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,412
Hey, Kel, if you don't answer,
380
00:20:54,429 --> 00:20:56,630
I'm gonna have to come in.
381
00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:58,632
Whoo! Jesus Christ!
382
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,050
Fuck!
383
00:21:00,102 --> 00:21:01,302
You scared the shit out of me.
384
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,303
Are you all right?
385
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,054
Yes, I feel much better.
386
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:09,226
Yeah, you look much better too.
387
00:21:09,278 --> 00:21:12,696
Um, ah, not that
you looked bad, uh, before,
388
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:16,700
just, ah, worse than now, in a,
389
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:20,570
you know, kind of, sick girl kinda way.
390
00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:22,656
Not like an ugly girl.
391
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,408
Anyway you know what I mean,
you just um...
392
00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:26,493
much improved.
393
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:31,748
Ah, okay. Speaking of improved,
394
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,167
I think I just figured
out my light source...
395
00:21:37,055 --> 00:21:39,139
Or I just need a new battery.
396
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,924
I need some more juice.
397
00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:42,058
I got it.
398
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:45,679
Thanks.
399
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:46,980
Okay.
400
00:22:02,247 --> 00:22:05,031
Here's where you find what you seek, Ash.
401
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,116
Ah, that's great.
402
00:22:06,168 --> 00:22:07,284
Hey listen, if it's cool,
403
00:22:07,336 --> 00:22:09,202
I just wanna sit here and enjoy
404
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,204
this place for a while.
405
00:22:10,255 --> 00:22:11,454
I've always wanted to spend time in
406
00:22:11,506 --> 00:22:15,258
"the city so nice,
they named it Jacksonville."
407
00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:17,177
Stop screwin' around
and pay attention.
408
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,295
You're about to discover
409
00:22:18,347 --> 00:22:20,430
how to undo all this.
410
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,716
Eli! You can speak?!
411
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:23,967
In here I can.
412
00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:25,218
It's your trip, Jefe.
413
00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:27,937
Nice, you know I've always
wanted to talk to you.
414
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,307
Uh, just don't mention
the stuff I do in the trailer
415
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:31,441
when we're there alone.
416
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,476
Never.
417
00:22:32,527 --> 00:22:33,560
All right then.
418
00:22:33,612 --> 00:22:35,061
Hey, grow a hand, grab a beer,
419
00:22:35,113 --> 00:22:36,363
time to drink!
420
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,897
Ah, where's the beer,
421
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:39,899
and what the hell is this doin' here?
422
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,818
It's the answer you've been seeking.
423
00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:44,738
You have to bury it deep, deep,
424
00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:46,573
below the place where your journey began.
425
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:49,292
Oh yeah, I'm gonna take advice
from a talking lizard.
426
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,328
Hey Brujo, wh...?
427
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:53,713
Brujo?
428
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:56,082
Man, you're steppin' on my buzz!
429
00:22:58,637 --> 00:23:00,253
Eli, quick question.
430
00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:02,138
Are you a guy or a girl?
431
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,425
Brujo, Brujo!
432
00:23:05,477 --> 00:23:06,593
Hurry, help! What?
433
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,728
It's Pablo! I-I think he got electrocuted.
434
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:09,929
I don't know, uh, but please,
435
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,014
he needs your help! Okay, okay.
436
00:23:11,066 --> 00:23:12,432
Ash is in a good place. Just watch him.
437
00:23:12,484 --> 00:23:14,267
I'll be right back. Okay?
438
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:24,244
Mentirosa.
439
00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,634
The fuck?
440
00:23:46,685 --> 00:23:49,386
Fuck, this isn't Jacksonville.
441
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,807
Who the hell is that?
442
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,729
Oh, dripping donkey balls!
443
00:23:59,781 --> 00:24:01,865
Come on, man! This is my trip!
444
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,900
The hell are you doin' in here?!
445
00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:06,403
I'm in your mind now.
446
00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:14,794
Get him out, Ash,
447
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,996
or you'll be stuck
in this nightmare forever!
448
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,422
Jeez! What the fuck?!
449
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,894
Hey, I'm not a stock man anymore.
450
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,312
I'm not gonna clean that up you know.
451
00:24:35,233 --> 00:24:36,983
Oh, oh, hey. You better stop.
452
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,435
These jars are breaking you know.
453
00:24:38,487 --> 00:24:41,688
Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no!
454
00:25:09,851 --> 00:25:11,351
Hello, Ash.
455
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:12,769
Oh, no.
456
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,721
Not you again.
457
00:25:16,858 --> 00:25:18,525
Get out of my mind, will ya?!
458
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,893
Too late!
459
00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:22,278
This is how you die!
460
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,152
End the nightmare now,
461
00:25:29,204 --> 00:25:32,205
or he will take full control of your mind!
462
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,656
Oh, what do you know?
463
00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:35,458
You got a brain the size of a pea.
464
00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:36,910
He hasn't won yet.
465
00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:38,711
It's still your trip, Ash.
466
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,079
Hey, yeah.
467
00:25:40,131 --> 00:25:41,631
Thanks for the reminder.
468
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,583
Uh, whoa!
469
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,252
My house, my rules.
470
00:25:46,304 --> 00:25:49,422
Lil' Lori gonna watch you die!
471
00:25:52,978 --> 00:25:55,178
Not today, doll face.
472
00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:58,264
Lil' Lori gonna...!
473
00:25:59,818 --> 00:26:01,651
Hey, how's that workin' for ya?
474
00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:02,686
Yeah!
475
00:26:02,737 --> 00:26:04,938
Who's fuckin' with who now, huh?!
476
00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:11,444
What's that?
477
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:13,830
Oh, you can't breathe?
478
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,698
Well that's the idea, dick wad!
479
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:31,464
Help!
480
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:34,300
Ash, stop, stop!
481
00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,135
Ash, stop, please!
482
00:26:36,187 --> 00:26:37,353
Stop!
483
00:26:38,690 --> 00:26:39,856
Ash!
484
00:26:44,029 --> 00:26:46,195
Find the answer.
485
00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,363
I'm sorry.
486
00:26:47,376 --> 00:26:57,782
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